Mount & Blade: The Napoleonic Wars Musical
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- The flute is mightier than the gunpowder.
We brave soldiers of the Napoleonic Wars surrender ourselves up completely to the music of war for the purposes of enlightening and uplifting our fellow team-mates. (I also hear flute players inherently have very big penis)
Orchestra Members:
-Criken (White Text)
-DOWNS_CHICKEN (Yellow Text)
-Skippy (Red Text)
-Oats (Green Text)
-Waddy (Purple Text)
-Industrial (Pink Text)
-Hero_Swe (Blue Text)
-Martz (Light Blue Text)
-StEvE-O (Orange Text)
The game we are playing is a mod/expansion to Mount and Blade Warband called Napoleonic Wars. I'd recommend it to anyone looking for a realistic concert simulator.
We used the program "Mumble" to chat together in this video which has a feature called 'Positional Audio'. When you hear voices coming from different people in the game that's how it's done.
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I’ve been coming back to this video for 8 years now, thank you for making this masterpiece
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Same. The bit at 7:20 where he keeps marching despite his entire team being killed while he sings is one of the best parts.
I came here to say just the same.
my brother.
now its been 11 years :(
This was honestly Criken's finest hour. His best work of all time.
then he must be the worst fucking youtuber.
This entire era from like 2012 - 2016 was beautifull!
@@newten704 Very sad, as a long-time Criken fan, to see.
Agreed
The rule of thumb with Napoleonic Wars is this:
1. Never use spyglasses.
2. Music can transcend nationalism.
3. Ensigns are useful if you like getting shot.
4. Accuracy doesn't matter when you can spam fire.
5. Bayonets.
6. You will always have 1 sapper who makes a battle tower and wastes all the BP.
7. BAGPIPES BEST PIPES
Bagpipes are second only to seenging paipes.
9: sabre briquets and sword bayonets are useless.
10: so are sickles.
11: admins suck unless they aren't around
Ananymouse 30 12: Bayonets are Life
13: Rifles are only good for shooting, not for melee
14: Rockets are effectively lethal fireworks
15: You only play Sailor/Partisan if you feel like a rifle is too easy
The Duane
15: non bayoneted weapons are great as overrated clubs
16: there is always that 1 guy who never takes prisoners, even when an admin tells him to
SMASHTROID 64 22: There's always a partizani who is always better than you, regardless of class.
23: Same applies for Sailors.
I absolutely lost it when I went on youtube today and found this in the music section.
...10/10.
+Monark Roy i just crapped my pants
would crap again 10/10
I did, too, in 2019
Trooper: SIR!
Commander: What?
Trooper: The Musicians are coming across the bridge!
Commander: Mother of god....
Commander: What are they playing?
Trooper: Bagpipes Sir!
Commander: It's like hell is at our doorstep now
+Carson Ryder *BAGPIPES INTENSIFIES*
Trooper: EVERYONE, RETREAT! THEY ARE GAINING INCHES EACH SECOND WITH THEIR PIPES! RETR- *gets shot*
Commander: Jesus Christ... This is my last battle I fight.
Trooper: Gah.. Sir... *dead*
Commander: EVERYONE, GET BACK! LET OUR FIFES TAKE CONTROL HERE!
8:05 - Don't you just hate it when your commanding officer is a psychopath, and you can't do anything about it because he's also The One?
That assassin had no chance.
Sir Tanky Commander > Assassins Creed. LEL
To hear the march of the endless bagpipe players is to have hell charging at you
Matheus leão singing paipes
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+TomeOfBattle Was that an Apocalypse Now reference? Nice.
I was 15 years old when I first saw this. Still just as funny now. Thank you, Criken for over a decade of laughs.
2:00
*LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ONE OF THE FIRST HUMAN BEAN REFEREBCES 100/19000002302040 CONGRATULATIONS*
"They can take our pipes, but they'll never take our freedom!"
3:40 he keeps smoking his cigar while fluting...now *that* is a badass flutist.
I have an idea... an entire server devoted to nothing but bagpipes
Not just bagpipes, flutes and trumpets
Trumpets are imba.
+Hermann Fegelein Wait what.
Hermann Fegelein
Wotwot
Hermann Fegelein For some odd reason I am finding a lot of Fegeleins here... DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING?
"Criken I love you." - Best Last Words.
I can't believe this is already 10 years old. Classic.
LOL. That assassin got fucking wrecked. 8:08
I did. :c
Oats3289728948932432 you had ONE job oats, ONE, UNO, SINGULAR
MR contra lol that funny
"Form a line mudda fuckas"
That entire segment killed me back then.
I rewatch this so much
One of his best vids
This tragically beautiful tale of honor, despair, and miracles beyond the scope of the brutality of war plays out almost as well as moments of tension in World War Two movies, when, hopelessly outnumbered, our heroes gain miraculous air support, such as the bridge scene in Saving Private Ryan. While these scenes were indeed moving, perhaps they were more so due to the unabridged slaughter to which we bore witness prior. While this is just a game, I find it surprising how well represented human emotions are, if in a happier, less serious visage.
Mareythu I am on...the right part of TH-cam. This vid was great
Nothing beats a 200 player all-out multiplayer battle game.
"The flute is mightier than the gunpowder."
-Criken
It's been nearly 8 years since this came out and it still holds up very well today. Man time fly's......
some say there ghost are still playing in that outhouse
8:10 is still one of the most legendary moments of all time
**FRENCH CROTCH**
one of Criken's best!!!
*wiggles violently*
"Listen you binge-a-shits"
"I've ad et up da here"
I'm fucking dead
8 years and this is still a beautiful video.
I wholeheartedly agree
One of the best YT videos ever made, still hilarious 8 years later
You could call them . . . singing pipes! Hey-Oooo!
"you can kill us but you won't take away the music!" lel
Dear Diary, today is May 8th, 1802.
Today I was killing some British as you do from time to time fighting for Napoleon, and something quite strange happened. As I began to turn, crossing the bridge were at least 5 bagpipers who marched playing, all out of time, terrible Scottish music. Oui, it was bad, but I was so scared that I laid my battle baguette in front of myself and ran.
All hail the bagpipers.
God Bless Scotland.
Nartz +1 for "battle baguette"
We need to get this to at least 100 likes just because of battle baguette.
I came back just for the “SIR DOWNS, THEY ARE RAMMING THEIR GUN”
i didnt choose the bagpipes the bagpipes chose me -oats
I get a feeling of nostalgia watching your own videos
Almost 4 years and still funny as ever :3
i still come back to this one of the best criken vids
4:28
Random solider:"i'll save youuuu!
*kills rifle*
Criken:" oh! a...fellow solider, coem to save the day"
Downs:"should we go back for him or should we leave him?
Saviour:"come back for me!"
downs: "i think he said leave"
Criken:"ok, yes we will honor your last wishes sir solider, we will leave"
Saviour: "what no! come back!"
*another slider appears*
random solider B "come back!"
Criken: "are they saying leave faster?"
Downs: "i think they leave faster"
Criken "farewell lads, hold music in ye hearts until the end of time"
*a third solider appears, all three of them shouting for the boat to come back*
Best part XD
IdoTheChoombi lmao stfu
I miss the good old times, back in 2012
Domi Damn, you profile pic is fancy.
What's changed?
***** Criken doesnt upload as much and games have been quite shitty atm with early acesss bullshit.
Kaclool His Spirit Animals have been really funny. I do think that his quality fell recently though, and he doesn't upload nearly as often as he used to.
Matt Wawrzak Yes true, but it breaks my heart :(
Always remembered this video. Good times these were.
7:50
Assassin be like "I'm kill this guy"
Officer is like "Nope"
Tears of laughter went down my cheeks as I tried to conceal my laughter in a public place while watching this. So funny. This is gold
The spirit of these musicians lives on in Holdfast, Nations at War.
That British Line Officer was so fucking badass.
100% historically accurrate
This is one of those kinds of videos where it infected my brain when it was posted forever ago, and now I quote it at random today, and no one knows what I'm referencing. Classic.
That guy at about five minutes in who says "FUCK YES IT'S LIKE HIGH SCHOOL MARCHING BAND!" killed me.
6:40 chat.
"oh my god how did that baby fetus kill someone"
What.
thanks to this video i actually bought this game back in 2013 or whatever and met some of my best friends who i still play with to this day
Years later, the sight of the bagpipes players crowding on the roof and surrounding the outhouse still makes me laugh. "I've had a good shit with you guys," indeed.
Bagpipes all around me while in an outhouse= my nightmares from now on
It’s been 11 years and I still think about this video constantly
"He's got a flower in his mouth, so maybe he's okay."
Before the Tf2 Conga... there was Mount & Blade
I’m a bagpiper in a reenactment group called the King’s Own Scottish Borderers, and being in the mock battles I have has given me MAD respect for the lads who have piped their men into battle throughout the Napoleonic Wars, WW1, 2 and so on. Even tho it’s a game, hearing that distinct sound of the drones starting up just gets my blood boiling for a fight. Goosebumps all around! Thanks for sharing.
Still can't stop watching this
this is literally my favorite youtube video, ever.
Something about Waddy evading and killing that assassin makes me come back to the video every month ever since it was uploaded
This is the best video I have ever seen... "I think they are saying to leave faster ";D
I would put this in book chapters:
Chapter 1: Prolouge
Chapter 2: The plan
Chapter 3: Music for all
Chapter 4: Regroups muscians
Chapter 5: Death of the bagpipes men
Chapter 6: Friends play friends
(1/2)
you know there´s at least ONE mod mount and blade 2 is going to need :>
and will have the bravest musicians you´ll ever see
Oh also, when the outhose exploded, was i the only one who thought 'Who lighted that match there' ?
Hahahah. That assassin part was badass.
Just had to drop in cause this video randomly popped into my head years later, absolutely fantastic work, See ya in a bit lads!
7:47, one of the funniest things I've ever seen from Criken,
3:13 Don't mind High-Pitched Wilhelm over there...
lol
I heard a ton of wilhelms
I haven't laughed this hard on TH-cam in weeks. You have a new subscriber!
7:48 guy is badass
"That's NOT my team!" *bagpipes* "BAGPIPES!" *bagpipes intensify*
Hands down the FUNNIEST things I think i'll ever see in my life!
7:48 - 8:15 is absolutely the most inspiring part of this whole video.
Omg that was hilarious!! I laughed so hard all the way through x]
I miss Criken's older vids :/
rip crooken. u r now like pewds and every other generic youtuber. He was my favorite 8*(
He can NEVER be as bad as pewdiepie, no one can!
TheSniperjay10 I don't know... Markiplier has been at pewdiepie levels of obnoxious lately...
this is still the best video on the napoleonic wars to date
"if you walk backwards they can't shoot you in the head" lmao
This should be a film
omg how the hell does criken not have atleast a million subscribers he easily has one of the funniest channels on youtube
One of Criken's best videos I believe! :D
came here straight from the Friendzone, no regrets XD
This was one of the first criken videos I ever watched. Still a classic
We need another one, it has soon been 4 years since this one :(
War... war never changes.
i was 13 when i saw this, 10 years later and i still find Criken to be the best, Right there with BedBanana.
Criken you are such a joy to watch.
its so sad because the Napoleonic wars multiplayer community is dying :(
Maybe there will be a mod or even an official DLC/explansion for Mount and Blade II: Bannerlord. That is similar to Napoleonic Wars, like set around that time. Could make lots of people switch, bring back people and of course, lots of new people too. :)
What do you mean dying? Seems fine to me.
MrExplodey A couple years ago a Friday night would have 2 or 3 filled up line battles with 200 people. Now it's just one line battle with 150 people.
I'm just gonna say line battles look pretty boring.
I find them fun to jump in once in a while. You have to lower your expectations of excitement
SINGING PAIPES!
2012 was a much simpler year, I wanna go back
1:05
Is that the origin of Edwad???
All the NW regiments are so old. I don't even recognize any of them XD
10 years on - i will inspire with me song.
diddle-de-dee
diddle-de-dun
-i wish that criken
-would would realise he's still number 1
Bagpipes Everywhere. 11:39
This was under the music section...
This video supplies me with heavy amounts of nostalgia and serotonin
The multi-player of this game still avaible?
Yes
+Metrack Smaller than it was back when this was made. But still active.
well there are always 3-4 public servers full of people
still full servers
it is
just got this game and I love it!
9 years ago I was watching this everyday. This is still pure gold.
**French crotch**
Lol he got lucky 3 times
For those that watch this video, and haven't played or did research on this game. The Musicians aren't completely useless units who spam music. I think it is, Drummers aid reloading, fifes and trumpets aid marching.
*hrrerrrrr* xD
204 people cant play instruments
Criken you HAVE to make more of these kind of videos. They are amazingly hilarious! One of the few channels on youtube that make me ROFL for real.
Song at 1:58-2:05???
A Real Hero by College
an hero