what every british train announcement sounds like

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  • @SimonSNB
    @SimonSNB ปีที่แล้ว +14889

    She saw it, She said it, She sorted it.

    • @lemdixon01
      @lemdixon01 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      It did not look right

    • @Thomas-ps9qk
      @Thomas-ps9qk ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😂

    • @vikingthedude
      @vikingthedude ปีที่แล้ว +123

      She snorted it

    • @kleuafflatus
      @kleuafflatus ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@vikingthedude beat me to it lolol

    • @sum8601
      @sum8601 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      more like she sorted it, swam in it , said it and then saw it 27 minutes later

  • @francesprendergast1721
    @francesprendergast1721 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    The little upward inflection on "Thisk" was exquisite

    • @placeholdername0000
      @placeholdername0000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I initially heard it as "Fisk", and was wondering why there was a town with a name that translates to "Fish". But the Vikings did have a habit of leaving Britain with some whacky names.

    • @grassytramtracks
      @grassytramtracks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@placeholdername0000 well it is very similar to Thirsk which is a real place

    • @ltdowney
      @ltdowney 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s literally how the trains sound, like they’re excited about the most mundane names 😆

  • @alanboyle6751
    @alanboyle6751 ปีที่แล้ว +24609

    It's pronounced brain but spelt Breighene

    • @pplesandoranges
      @pplesandoranges ปีที่แล้ว +1178

      bigue breighene moment

    • @mxg75
      @mxg75 ปีที่แล้ว +1352

      Not to be confused with Brane, at the other end of the line.

    • @SheriffBigNuts
      @SheriffBigNuts ปีที่แล้ว +701

      @@mxg75 which for some reason is pronounced Breihan

    • @OntarioTrafficMan
      @OntarioTrafficMan ปีที่แล้ว +244

      ​@@pplesandoranges *meaughmeant

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Outstanding. 👏🏻

  • @Kai-uj8tg
    @Kai-uj8tg ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    this is actually really soothing. Reminds me of riding a nearly empty train back home in summer. The suns setting, and you’ve just come back from having a fun day out with friends in central. you’ve got nothing to do tomorrow so you feel all warm and fuzzy as you drift in and out of sleep. Then, the train announcement goes off as you stir and realise your stop is next. You walk back home while evening sets in and the streetlights turn on. Coming home, you make yourself a nice cup of tea, and then go to bed, cradled in the embrace of warm memories.

    • @sweetgrasshopper
      @sweetgrasshopper ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I wish I had memories like that.

    • @bigboss6145
      @bigboss6145 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nah for me all Im reminded of is University and shameful morning after journies.

    • @Kai-uj8tg
      @Kai-uj8tg ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bigboss6145 haha it helps that i went to uni outside of london lol, also that i avoided rush hour like the plague growing up

    • @vsaucemichaelhere3409
      @vsaucemichaelhere3409 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Only been on a train england once amd shared the train with a possibly dead guy covered in piss. Very different experience.

    • @Enzo-xx
      @Enzo-xx ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read bro, Harry Potter vibes. This is my life goal now

  • @hamiltonrmcato
    @hamiltonrmcato ปีที่แล้ว +2877

    I hear Rhinestone on Trent is beautiful this time of year

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I live near the Trent and after the crappy three days I've just had, I think I'll make a raft and float down river until I get to Rhinestone.

    • @Miguel-he7bj
      @Miguel-he7bj ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's where Glenn Campbell vacations

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's positively sparkling.

    • @IntrusiveThot
      @IntrusiveThot ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Miguel-he7bj11/10 joke

    • @kingkitryne
      @kingkitryne ปีที่แล้ว

      thisk is a gorgeous place as well

  • @emilyalexander1884
    @emilyalexander1884 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Lmao I was in the London Airport and the first announcement my friends and I heard was "don't leave luggage unattended or it will be taken and destroyed" in the most monotone and almost cheerful british accent. That's it. It was so passive aggressive and down right scary we all held onto our luggage for dear life while waiting between flights 😂😂

    • @trainjedi9651
      @trainjedi9651 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      which london airport LMAO

    • @emilyalexander1884
      @emilyalexander1884 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @trainjedi9651 Heathrow Airport I believe

    • @pauledwards499
      @pauledwards499 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Passive aggressive - a phrase that only snowflake wokes use.

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      i remember hearing that on the tyne and wear metro at airport. just in the most deepest, bored-sounding voice, "we will burn everything you love if you forget it 😐"

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Messier42-handleSounds like a good lesson in life.

  • @zinc_magnesium
    @zinc_magnesium ปีที่แล้ว +7682

    Doesn’t matter where I was headed before, I’m going to Splash Zone Central now.

    • @autumnwinter1462
      @autumnwinter1462 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      C u in Whiny guys

    • @stumbling
      @stumbling ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Take a towel.

    • @stephenwalsh4481
      @stephenwalsh4481 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sounds good!😂

    • @DjAntibalas
      @DjAntibalas ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Can you take us to Spash Zone Central?
      Can you take us to Spash Zone Central?
      Can you take us to Spash Zone Central?

    • @kwyatt261
      @kwyatt261 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't forget to bring a towel

  • @acidalex420
    @acidalex420 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I would not even think twice about the names of the stations that’s literally what they sound like.

  • @DSprich
    @DSprich ปีที่แล้ว +3038

    The voice on the ScotRail trains doesn't sound too sure of herself: "This train is formed of, 6, carriages?"

    • @toomuchiridium
      @toomuchiridium ปีที่แล้ว +306

      “Due to short platforms, passengers for, brain, should board the front, four, carriages”

    • @johnross2924
      @johnross2924 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      At my local station the voice person finishes the sentence in a tone of voice that makes it sound like she's going to say something else, makes me laugh every time 🤭

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO so true

    • @sowpmactavish
      @sowpmactavish ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Maybe she's incredulous, cause it should be cars

    • @ohpurpled
      @ohpurpled ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Sometimes Great Northern fills on on Thameslink services, and of course normally you have the ‘This is a [company] service to’ except in this case the company is skipped, giving you: This is a [pause] service to…
      Every time I hear it as: This is a service? maybe? allegedly? to

  • @orlandothompson5861
    @orlandothompson5861 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “If you see something that doesn’t look right…”

    • @genlamont
      @genlamont 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      See it. Say it. Sorted

  • @KannabisMajoris
    @KannabisMajoris ปีที่แล้ว +9326

    "northwest southern eastland" 😂😂😂

    • @truthseekers4646
      @truthseekers4646 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      😂😂❤

    • @Kloppsserialbottlers
      @Kloppsserialbottlers ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hahaha

    • @snjert8406
      @snjert8406 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      I didn’t even notice when I watched it first hahahaha

    • @Yeneney
      @Yeneney ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it auto replayed and only then i was like wait a minute-

    • @adsyoffinch
      @adsyoffinch ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Does that mean Luton (North West in the South East) or Macclesfield (South Eastern Lands of the North West)?

  • @austinmistretta8373
    @austinmistretta8373 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    She looks so pleased with herself at the end 😂

  • @neonfieldmouse
    @neonfieldmouse ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    Whiny isn’t a stop, it’s a goes on and on

  • @hats1642
    @hats1642 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The train to Fullerthorpe Pissingwall departing from platform two at five thirty two has been cancelled. We apologise for the inconvenience.

  • @FPOAK
    @FPOAK ปีที่แล้ว +4039

    Someone please make a five hour version of this so I can fall asleep to it like the Shipping Forecast

    • @lulumoon6942
      @lulumoon6942 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yesssss

    • @windybeach2184
      @windybeach2184 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      After the tone, the time will be eight forty two and three seconds, beep… beep… beep…

    • @FirstnameLastname-py3bc
      @FirstnameLastname-py3bc ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It autoplays so no need

    • @queeny5613
      @queeny5613 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yess

    • @stumbling
      @stumbling ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Quim: moderate or good
      Squidger: 2 to 4, occasionally poor
      Hebejeebees: 5, crispy and golden brown

  • @TheMerlinRailway
    @TheMerlinRailway ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Ah yes my favorite train operator: Northwest Southern Eastland

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling ปีที่แล้ว +5195

    I just instantly accepted Batterby Wilby as a real place... and I'm English.

    • @ajiteshlokhande2220
      @ajiteshlokhande2220 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      You mean battersby-Willoughby 😂

    • @stumbling
      @stumbling ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@ajiteshlokhande2220 Baitthersby-Whelloughsbeight

    • @chrisa1234
      @chrisa1234 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I also love that the subs call it Better Be Will Be

    • @Gegs12
      @Gegs12 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Thisk as well. Small village, picturesque. They filmed a Jane Austen novel there recently.

    • @maaziy_ghaziyIYI
      @maaziy_ghaziyIYI ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correction - you're British, not English because English is a language!

  • @AntonyBoyle
    @AntonyBoyle ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Most of the uk announcements are done by a voice actress called Julie Berry. Source- I used to make the systems and used to commission Julie.

    • @rexzs794
      @rexzs794 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh no, I just looked her up and she’s a massive conspiracy theorist. Raw disappointment.

    • @MOSMASTERING
      @MOSMASTERING 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought it was Emma Hignett

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you also have that tinny reverberation built in that makes the wretched announcements impossible to understand?

    • @lucianwarr-ce5gx
      @lucianwarr-ce5gx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      no that’s the Elizabeth line Overground and London Buses

    • @threegenders201
      @threegenders201 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rexzs794 which conspiracies? Guess it doesn't matter nowadays hence the thumbs ups

  • @jamesmatthews291
    @jamesmatthews291 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    Please take *ALL* your belongings with you.
    All of them. Even if you have to go home and get the rest.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      “Honestly, just move.”

    • @NonFatMead
      @NonFatMead ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Please take all your belongings with you, before you leave the train"
      I was planning on doing it afterwards, and now you've spoilt the magic trick...

    • @mushroom-cottage5660
      @mushroom-cottage5660 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      'Please keep in mind that we require all passengers to be at least three hours late for each individual destination.'

    • @DaphnesRelaxingSounds
      @DaphnesRelaxingSounds 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I always laugh at ‘if you see something that doesn’t look right…’ like I know what they mean but it could be very broadly interpreted. 😆

    • @ShipsKat
      @ShipsKat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      & remember, the rules for the escalators: "dogs must be carried at all times"...even if you don't have a dog...

  • @pauline_f328
    @pauline_f328 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's a common joke in my family to imitate the train annoucements we have here in France. They sound basically like this but with extra intonation that really does not sound natural on top of the already weird pauses

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What sort of information? ;-)

    • @pauline_f328
      @pauline_f328 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AlexanderTheEvenGreater Not sure what you mean, sorry

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pauline_f328 I misread intonation. Sorry about that! Thanks for your reply though! ;-)

    • @pauline_f328
      @pauline_f328 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AlexanderTheEvenGreater No prob! Thanks for clarifying :)

  • @greatbritishmale
    @greatbritishmale ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    My favourite is when they’ve added a new station and it has a different voice over.

    • @Fiyeroification
      @Fiyeroification ปีที่แล้ว +125

      In Australia we get the same person back, but in slightly better quality so you notice that station

    • @EdJonesVideos
      @EdJonesVideos ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They have this at Worcestershire Parkway (which also sounds made-up) on the Oxford-Worcester line! Makes me smile every time

    • @laurenhall2547
      @laurenhall2547 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pokesdown for Boscombe on South Western Railway

    • @JBFlytography
      @JBFlytography ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s Scotrails specialty 😂

    • @inezketchup
      @inezketchup ปีที่แล้ว +30

      North England doesn't have this problem because they only remove stations 😭

  • @ThatOneGoatGuy
    @ThatOneGoatGuy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    It is quite fun to come up with random PA's like this.
    "The (pause) 10:(slight pause) 48 London Express service to (slight pause) Hestrigeton is now arriving at platform (pause) 3."

  • @miked1869
    @miked1869 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    I loved this! 😁
    You only forgot to mention that, due to a short platform, passengers alighting at Stunk should travel in the first four coaches.

    • @joeeeee256
      @joeeeee256 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Due to a short platform, passengers alighting at Stunk should travel in the first thirteen coaches" 😂

    • @chrisloder3363
      @chrisloder3363 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is coach, 12.

    • @miked1869
      @miked1869 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@chrisloder3363 "...should travel in coach thirteen of this twelve-coach train".

    • @Trockenshampooleopard
      @Trockenshampooleopard ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It's spelled "Stonekirk".

    • @Bella-bn2lq
      @Bella-bn2lq ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Plus train is dividing at splashzone central only the first three carriages go to brain

  • @Abril-1234
    @Abril-1234 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been to England twice and this makes me so nostalgic 😭 - American Anglophile

  • @ham-gr33n-beats
    @ham-gr33n-beats ปีที่แล้ว +252

    It’s crazy how you made Splash zone central have all the right cadence, syllables and delivery of a dreary English town train announcement

  • @daa5865
    @daa5865 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The little smile at the end, yes! be proud of it!! 😂🥺

  • @willjackson9467
    @willjackson9467 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Nailed it. Just missing the "If you see something that doesn't look right, speak to our staff, or text the British transport police. See it. Say it. Sorted."

    • @id3389
      @id3389 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was looking for this! Also, I miss the "text the British transport police on... 61016. We'll sort it". They took that out now!

    • @jamesrockybullin5250
      @jamesrockybullin5250 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not on GWR apparently.

    • @wcubbin
      @wcubbin ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Always been tempted to report seeing someone wearing double denim "because it doesn't look right"

    • @novalachlan5091
      @novalachlan5091 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      In Toronto it's "If you see something, say something" and people lowkey make fun of it

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wcubbin Or an American at a crossroads. ;-)

  • @treeoftrees7523
    @treeoftrees7523 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I return to watch it every now and then 😊

  • @teejay8258
    @teejay8258 ปีที่แล้ว +2298

    As a Brit living in Sweden, this made me SO unbelievably homesick 😢😂

    • @Anna13Tonks
      @Anna13Tonks ปีที่แล้ว +12

      why would you do that to yourself :')

    • @mh20162
      @mh20162 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ​@@Anna13TonksSweden is beautiful though

    • @torstenatterberg5788
      @torstenatterberg5788 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Skål!

    • @cr1tikal_arc
      @cr1tikal_arc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Anna13Tonks why wouldn't you? most scandinavian countries if not all have a far superior standard of living than here in the UK. this place is a dump, would love to get out

    • @ColmPadraig
      @ColmPadraig ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@mh20162 So is Britain

  • @Stephenb033
    @Stephenb033 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was a kid I loved swimming at Splash zone central.

  • @leileleileleile
    @leileleileleile ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    Not me as an American taking far too long to realize they weren’t actual British place names

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      they do sound exactly like British place names tbf

    • @TessAvelland_1
      @TessAvelland_1 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      When she said Rhinestone-on-Trent I started to get suspicious

    • @Jeffro23_
      @Jeffro23_ ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So you knew right away, good for you, it would have taken a while for a lot of Americans to realize they were not real names of places

    • @Studio23Media
      @Studio23Media ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@TessAvelland_1 I even know a good bit about the UK and it's geography, and I didn't even catch it until Splash Zone Central 🥴🤣🤣🤣

    • @clairewilliams9416
      @clairewilliams9416 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Don’t worry about it I’m English and even I didn’t catch on till the end. We do have some pretty odd names and being a souther I just assumed they were places up north to start with. I don’t dare venture up the north I understand they talk to people there, like actual strangers 😂

  • @bobbyk9815
    @bobbyk9815 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can't tell if the little smiles are part of the character or if she's starting to break.

  • @tommykernow
    @tommykernow ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Ah, fond memories of Stunk, twinned with Glump-de-la-mer

    • @justforcomments3155
      @justforcomments3155 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've got an aunt out in Stunk, beautiful this time of year

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Stunk.
      Twenty Is Plenty.
      Please Drive Carefully Through Our Village.
      Thank You.
      Winner of Britain in Bloom 1998.
      Roundabout sponsored by Joe King and sons scaffolding and digger hire.

  • @yuanyi2077
    @yuanyi2077 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Idk why this sounds soothing to me 😭

  • @TimothyAsbridge_TENOR
    @TimothyAsbridge_TENOR ปีที่แล้ว +97

    It’s that little inflection on the last syllable and the slight pause before which gets me. Absolutely nailed it.

    • @alfiewright1396
      @alfiewright1396 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can see how hard she's trying not to laugh

  • @DexterGamer101
    @DexterGamer101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    RHINESTONE-ON-TRENT is possibly the most British thing I’ve ever hesrd

  • @jerseydevil7895
    @jerseydevil7895 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    " Am I on the wrong train for Cheese On Cracker?"

    • @FarewellChorus
      @FarewellChorus ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Depending on how much you need, you might be better off building a rocket in your basement and having a grand day out.

    • @npigwnl
      @npigwnl ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@FarewellChorus I’m just crackers about cheese

    • @stewartoneill8419
      @stewartoneill8419 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Cheese-Upon-Cracker

    • @lorddarlo6194
      @lorddarlo6194 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's the next service Cheese on Cracker is after Batterby Wilby

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@stewartoneill8419🤣🤣🤣

  • @Johann757
    @Johann757 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I listen to this on repeat to fall asleep. Very relaxing and comforting

  • @cotton7960
    @cotton7960 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Sometimes a station is 3 times louder than the others and it does my head in because nobody seems to know how to fix it. For years my train has announced "Calling at Chorley, Buckshaw Parkway, Leyland, Preston, KIRKHAM AND WESHAM!!!! Poulton-Le-Fylde, Blackpool North"

    • @susandrydenhenderson6234
      @susandrydenhenderson6234 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeh. Not enough people have been getting off there 😂

    • @TheDemocrab
      @TheDemocrab ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's not broken, that's just the official pronunciation, you're meant to scream it.

    • @cotton7960
      @cotton7960 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Right after I posted this comment it got fixed! Someone must have seen it haha

    • @toastercatx
      @toastercatx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's always one stop in a completely different accent 😂

    • @helenbarbour-hill2500
      @helenbarbour-hill2500 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The North Walian (Transport for Wales) announcements are hilarious. " The next train calling at platform 1 will be the 10 :45 TfW service to Llan - did -noor ..., 🤣

  • @Rgsetters
    @Rgsetters ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's great to see the face behind these announcements

  • @Billoybong2
    @Billoybong2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Dude I'm a newcomer in London and the announcements sound exactly like you! See it, say it, sorted! Lol

    • @evhblogspot
      @evhblogspot ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Haha I’m new to Northwest England from USA and this is spot on!!

  • @sketx5
    @sketx5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Her little smile at the end😂

  • @andrewguthrie2
    @andrewguthrie2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "For services to Scratchy Bottom and Clart Magna, please change at Peelington."

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know you travel on the trains too much when you can mouthe along with this, I do it all the time!

  • @ghostofgeek
    @ghostofgeek ปีที่แล้ว +353

    This speaks to the soul of everyone who has ever had to get on a North West Service at 10pm.

    • @bigbalticbox
      @bigbalticbox ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's even more surreal in the early hours of the morning after you've gotten off a several-hour-long flight and you're heading home

    • @roymackenzie-jy4lr
      @roymackenzie-jy4lr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@Big Box I remember getting off an 8 hours long British airways flight at Gatwick from my holiday to Orlando and the I live in Nottinghamshire so it was a long, boring way up to London with thameslink then we got off and I think we took the tube to Kings Cross st Pancras and we were going to take east Midlands railway to Nottingham and change for a regional train but my dad booked a much later train not expecting to get there that early so we decided to take the tube to Victoria where we could have gone to directly with the Gatwick express but anyway we took a national express coach to Nottingham and then Went to Nottingham Central and got on the regional train to my town and we finally got a taxi home and we landed at like 8am and now it was like 6pm so a whole day of travelling (also I think the train we didn't get on was delayed)

    • @ivangohome
      @ivangohome ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @typhoon109
      @typhoon109 ปีที่แล้ว

      when you've gone for a late night out in like birmingham or something its just straight up empty

  • @Luberama
    @Luberama 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Splash Zone Central is where I grew up!! ❤

  • @nevillec5252
    @nevillec5252 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Welcome to Brain/Braighene, where everyone's IQ is suspect.

    • @VoidDragon82
      @VoidDragon82 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I see you've been to Burnley then 🤣

    • @jonistan9268
      @jonistan9268 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what about Brane though?

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait a minute 😂😂😂

  • @goobtube69
    @goobtube69 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The little smile at the end 😂

  • @tullochgorum6323
    @tullochgorum6323 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    There has never been a passenger announcement that clear and well enunciated in the entire history of British Rail...

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      the tyne and wear metro station ones are rather clear.

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We have a statement from one of the announcers in reply to your comment:
      "Hmfnah fmnfff haha bmbbmb flflflum bmffmub flubnffff humffnum fnumff bong."

  • @simonb8464
    @simonb8464 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The best part of the video is your smirk at the end.

  • @chuck1804
    @chuck1804 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Please make sure you are travelling, in the correct part of the train."

  • @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311
    @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That is remarkable. She's even got the Stephen Fry-esque linguistically rich and plump sounds of the British place names which, for all that, remain no less ludicrous😂❤

  • @bicsfireextinguisher
    @bicsfireextinguisher ปีที่แล้ว +211

    mine also repeats in welsh afterwards bcs we live so close to the border. it makes me laugh bcs a few years ago my little sister didn’t realise it was welsh and she turned to me one time in horror and said ‘is she ok???’😭😭

    • @ticketyboo2456
      @ticketyboo2456 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your sister sounds like a bigoted little monster😂

    • @helenbarbour-hill2500
      @helenbarbour-hill2500 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @bicsfireextinguisher thanks for that ..I have a chest infection and laughed so hard I coughed and went all dizzy !😂😂😂

    • @eniej
      @eniej 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I can't stop laughing

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I saw a comment on TH-cam a while ago from someone saying that he was never going to take his mother to Wales again after what she said about the awelsh language outside a cake shop in Caernarfon. The comment was already a couple of years old and the OP hadn't responded to requests for more info.

    • @SS-te3nl
      @SS-te3nl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      GIRL i am DYING - currently living in wales and i feel this in my soul
      thankyou for this i needed that laugh

  • @biggiesmalls3096
    @biggiesmalls3096 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The stops be places you never heard of but somehow everyone is getting off there

  • @guy.quad_
    @guy.quad_ ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “See it, say it, sorted.”

  • @rubymoonc6783
    @rubymoonc6783 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why do they all sound like real places?! 😂😂❤

  • @randomcow505
    @randomcow505 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I remember finding out that "weston-super-mare" was a real place after someone kept refering to anyone struggling with something or throwing a tantrum as "hes having a weston-super-mare"

    • @paulsengupta971
      @paulsengupta971 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What about Westward Ho! (complete with exclamation mark) ?

    • @mozzjones6943
      @mozzjones6943 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahhh good old Weston! half hour up the M5 from me in Bristol. My local seaside resort, But you wouldn't catch me in the sea 😂 if you know you know. Great place for the boy racers! Frequenting on the sea front (sarcastic face). They recently re-built a full size oil rig into an attraction with waterfall and everything, They took a retired rig from the north sea! That's pretty cool.

    • @thinginground5179
      @thinginground5179 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha super mare

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mozzjones6943 Calling it "sea" is sooooo polite. ;-)

    • @mozzjones6943
      @mozzjones6943 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AlexanderTheEvenGreater I guess it is. How about sewage water? Probably still too polite 😂

  • @333Vampirewillrule33
    @333Vampirewillrule33 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That small panic when you don't remember if you heard your stop and the announcement chimes and it's completely muffled by the foot traffic 😂😂😂

  • @Kevin3dp
    @Kevin3dp ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I live in Threshold Green and this is so accurate

    • @NextianGeometry
      @NextianGeometry ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sound like a name for a crisis. "General, the situation has worsened. We are now at Threshold Green and request authorisation for Summer Breeze." "God help us all."

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@NextianGeometry FKN ACCURATE.

  • @silhouette3562
    @silhouette3562 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I AM CACKLING. this could not be MORE SPOT ON

  • @ScottJB
    @ScottJB ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Facts. If it was the US version it would be "Jackson Junction, Tomkawotamee, Big Falls, Hatchitooga, Green River City, Fort McClusky"

  • @notthatadam
    @notthatadam ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought this was going to be comedy but it's just uncannily accurate.

  • @radical6905
    @radical6905 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    At least one of these has to be a real stop somewhere in the UK

  • @kiarnnamusic
    @kiarnnamusic ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is weirdly relaxing

  • @willkerr7395
    @willkerr7395 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As per the announcement this is a NorthWest Soutern Eastland train. Tickets for WestEast Southern North land tickets are not valid on this train. And you will have to pay a fine if you do not have the correct ticket for this train. Please ask a member of the TrainRail Southern Link Connector North Branch team if you require assistance.

  • @emilybernstein4667
    @emilybernstein4667 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Meanwhile the NYC subway’s recorded voice is like “THERE IS AN UPTOWN LOCAL 1 TRAIN TO VAN CORTLANDT PARK 242ND STREET APPROACHING THE STATION. PLEASE STAND AWAY FROM THE PLATFORM EDGE.”

  • @patchworkdragon2588
    @patchworkdragon2588 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dunc is a request stop and you must inform the conductor when boarding the train if you wish to alight here.

  • @crazylittlepartytifs
    @crazylittlepartytifs ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is so comforting lol

  • @bsfatboy
    @bsfatboy ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like how you can hear the smile.

  • @weinopolice
    @weinopolice ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when your own bit tickles you. she can barely keep from laughing

  • @dh1380
    @dh1380 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I LIVE IN PEELINGTON it's on the northwest East South coast down the tram line from Central Donkington!

  • @emim2464
    @emim2464 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    rhinestone on trent is underrated would absolutely go there

  • @eidolon0170
    @eidolon0170 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The smile at the end 😂

  • @paweldoruch1016
    @paweldoruch1016 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's always the really long one followed by the one that sounds like a grunt 😂

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It's like the ChatGPT of British train announcements.

  • @Thegal24
    @Thegal24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She is the train voice

  • @relateuk2003
    @relateuk2003 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    But what do I do and who do I contact if I see something suspicious?

    • @MG-bs5mr
      @MG-bs5mr ปีที่แล้ว +113

      "see it, say it, sorted."

    • @mj6480
      @mj6480 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@MG-bs5mr I can hear THE voice in my head as I read that 😂

    • @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
      @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@mj6480 the most famous voice in Britain 😂

    • @TicTac2
      @TicTac2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MG-bs5mr I always thought see it, say it, sort it would work better ?

    • @MG-bs5mr
      @MG-bs5mr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TicTac2 tbf you could be right.
      Honestly it's like I've got a brain problem with the way it deciphers speech sometimes,🤣

  • @atherisGAY
    @atherisGAY ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a Northwest Southern Eastland Service to
    Breighne.
    Calling at
    Batterby Willby
    Stunk
    Threshull Green
    Peelington
    Rhinestone on Trent
    Thiske
    Whaighneigh
    Splash Zone Central
    and
    Breighne.

  • @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
    @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I’ve been on two trains today and the only thing that’s even better is crossing the England/wales border and suddenly hearing the even weirder welsh place names than the English ones yet the announcer voice never changes😂

    • @rushiaskinnerwallace6175
      @rushiaskinnerwallace6175 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goals!

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I caught a train from Crewe to Shrewsbury to get to Machynlleth. At Crewe the nice lady in the ticket office said "Mackinleth". At Shrewsbury the guard on the platform just did a big wet sound with his mouth at me.

    • @pem...
      @pem... ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@gilgameshofuruk4060 are you sure it was his mouth 🫤

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pem... It could have been either end by the sound, but the cloud of spittle that sparkled in the sunshine was oddly reassuring.

    • @tarkenton3895
      @tarkenton3895 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is why they need it to swap to an actual Welsh announcement voice on those locations. The names being said in Welsh sound so much less weird than the English announcer completely butchering them 😅

  • @Tylerxy
    @Tylerxy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Visiting Edinburgh and this came in my suggestions. Took the train from Heathrow to Paddington then tube to Kings Cross then the train to Edinburgh. This was so spot on. I've seen it, I'm saying it, and it got sorted.

  • @martinhsl68hw
    @martinhsl68hw ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And who hasn't woken up in Braine having missed their stop

    • @treyshaffer
      @treyshaffer ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you gotta learn to spell mate, it's spelt boraighines

  • @capriottimultimedia
    @capriottimultimedia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I commute from Stunk to Splash Zone Central every morning when I wash up before work.

  • @Ifakojesfd
    @Ifakojesfd ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was absolutely flabbergasted the first time the woman said the train stops at "Cobham and Stoke D'Abenon"

    • @NextianGeometry
      @NextianGeometry ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The one I always liked was "Rrrrowlands Castle".

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken ปีที่แล้ว +1

    idk why but "rhinestone on trent" was the last straw 🤣

  • @ismaeel747
    @ismaeel747 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The O eight, thirty five service to brain, is delayed by approximately ten minutes, this is due to missing crew members. We apologize for the delay to this service.

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Na the best I heard was is delayed by approximately ten minutes this is due to......please listen for further announcements 😅like wtf?!

    • @lorddarlo6194
      @lorddarlo6194 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@TheWPhilosopher There wasn't enough Crew Members to finish the announcement

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lorddarlo6194 probably hahha

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Due to a twig on the line" ;-P

  • @Pheonixvatoreii
    @Pheonixvatoreii 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    'Please mind the gap between the train and the platform'

  • @Sam97812
    @Sam97812 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn she’s cute

  • @kenricnarbrough8191
    @kenricnarbrough8191 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The brilliant thing is that there are even more hilarious names for real British towns and villages than dreamed up by this ace commedien

  • @mildryfrr9970
    @mildryfrr9970 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    She actually has a very pleasant voice

  • @artgreen6915
    @artgreen6915 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Customers for
    Threshold Green
    should ensure they are travelling in the front
    FOUR
    coaches, due to
    a short platform at this station."

  • @Jeff-si7ni
    @Jeff-si7ni ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've never heard a British train announcement, but I think she nailed it..

  • @harrybedford5682
    @harrybedford5682 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Loved it but I think there needs to be a Splashzone West before Splashzone Central

  • @timewareCommunity
    @timewareCommunity ปีที่แล้ว +71

    She's going to be famous...

  • @Kimbird29
    @Kimbird29 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am convinced the Anglia train announcer says “train to Blondon Kings Cross” instead of London 😂

  • @aarinisles
    @aarinisles ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I go to sleep at night listening to this on repeat. It’s that comforting being in a different location and all.

  • @lonelyteapot858
    @lonelyteapot858 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There's always 3 stops you remember:
    The one you just came from, the one you're going to and the one just before the one you're going to because no matter how far it is *that's the one you start packing your things at*

    • @Someone36991
      @Someone36991 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don’t forget the one where the train ends, or change at XXX for services to YYY and ZZZ

  • @gretaweiss6802
    @gretaweiss6802 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    STUNK

  • @aresorum
    @aresorum ปีที่แล้ว

    She's so pretty!

  • @iDigsGiantRobots
    @iDigsGiantRobots ปีที่แล้ว +24

    THIS IS ART.

  • @jsmith498
    @jsmith498 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please take your luggage with you when you leave.