Fun fact: In Matrix (1999), in the first 45 minutes of the film, Neo has 80 lines. 44 of these lines are questions, just over half of his total dialogue, averaging at roughly one question per minute.
Computer: I'm a real human girl lol Neo: How do I know I can trust you? Computer, without any hesitation: I know what a stoplight looks like. Neo: yup that'll do it
I would like to say yes, but the largest object we see them insert (besides human avatars) are the gun and ammo cases. Those gun cases don't seem to be much larger than a large human. So, there might be a size limitation on what they can insert without being detected. That said, it does raise the question of where their cars came from. Their avatars seem to show up in the same room as the landline and their gear also seems to show up in that same room. So, did they just happen to find (and steal) some cars that perfectly match their aesthetics and were right outside of the seemly abandoned building that they portaled into?
on the flip side here i am 20 years later & at least 40+ times of watching that movie & just now realizing it was never possible - it’s that steak dinner I tell ya and the way he described it - makes me not think about anything else but having one - a nice juicy & delicious medium rare omg goodness with some fava beans and a nice Chianti fpfpfpfpfpfpfp (we’ll that should’ve been the scene anyway) 🤣
At one point in the movie, Cypher is sitting on his own fucking around with Matrix code when Neo interrupts him. I always assumed he was editing whatever system they used so he'd a way to have that meeting without the crew finding out 🤷♂️
I always assumed you could jack in without an operator, it was just dangerous. Or that the machines did whatever was needed on their side. Or that they have "matrix and chill" sessions that the operators agree not to look at...
It was estblised that Cyher used to hang around the operating area at night. he could have sneaked in at an opportunity when it was unattented, because they dont need to be there is everyone s sleeping and no one is supposedly going in the matrix. Cypher could have arranged a meeting somewhere close to an exit point and pre-hacked phone line to exit before going in...
“Hello. Bang! Bang! Bang… BANG! Thanks for not dodging those bullets, that was very helpful.” -Smith, 1999. This guy should have been Agent Smith in the fourth film.
Well, to be fair, we all were anxiously awaiting these sequels and they had such an enormous potential and even some cool scenes - still don't know how they messed up the rest so hard...
*Many teenagers in a nutshell* “You have to experience it with druuuuugs.” “I’m not supposed to take anything from strangers.” “Come on. Pretty please!?” “Oookay.”
Not just on the internet If you meet a girl in a bar, in the streets and starts by telling you she's a real "Human" girl Then, it's time to call the Men in Black
I am seriously still recovering from the stomach ache i went through from watching this Dub. You guys rock. Please consider doing a recap for Venom: Let there be carnage, Eternals and other movies. You guys always make my day with your hilarious masterpiece.
That’s funny. But I guess that is explained away with the reveal in RELOADED that the Architect and the Matrix accounted for everything that transpires with the One anomaly and Zion’s resistance. The machines allowed it.
5:50 This whole scene shows the HISHE team just made more work for themselves, or they knew we were all going to inevitably ask for a HISHE video for each of the Matrix movies anyway so they got ahead of the game here before we spammed the comments section asking for it.
We need more how it should have ended videos with the mask, Austin powers international man of mystery, Austin powers the spy who shagged me, Austin powers in goldmember, batman 1989, Batman returns, batman forever, batman and robin, Superman returns, superman 2, 3, and 4, green lantern 2011, toy story 1,2,and 4, the fast and the furious, 2 fast 2 furious, the fast and the furious Tokyo drift, fast and furious, fast five, furious 7, the fate of the furious, Hobbs, and shaw, f9 the fast saga, transformers, transformers dark of the moon, transformers age of extinction, and transformers the last knight, and the lost world Jurassic park, and Jurassic park 3, pirates of the Caribbean the curse of the black pearl, pirates of the Caribbean at world's end, pirates of the Caribbean on stranger tides, and pirates of the Caribbean dead men tell no tales.
That was the most enthusiastic and exaggerated yeah I ever heard. In fact, I’m going to start doing that whenever people tell me to act more enthusiastic. Thank you! Lmao!
-Señor Anderson, ¿Cuántos años tienes? -Me gustan las albóndigas Aunque no tenga sentido igual Me divierte esa parte Although it doesn't make sense, that part amuses me
I have been a huge fan of these videos for 10 years. Whenever I see a video related to a movie that I like, it makes me laugh and smile, and gives me hope. So take your time, and good luck with your bright ideas.
@C K I think I know what you're hinting at, and yes I understand that that happens in the original film as well, I just said what I said because I watched the movie again this week and the story makes clear that he's very much motivated by his love for Trinity after finding out that she's alive and imprisoned too. Love has always been a big part of this series, and it continued to be so twenty years later. 🥰
I have a few suggestions: 1. All 4 Matrix Films (Remake of Revolutions) 2. The Incredible Hulk (2008) 3. Eternals (2021) 4. Fantastic beasts: the crimes of Grindelwald (2018) Because of the secrets of Dumbledore coming out this year 5. Jurassic Park 2-3 (1997-2001) Because of dominion coming out this year
Imagine Smith just completely breaking his professionalism to cartoonishly announce that he's the bad guy... 😆 ...That is, unless he's played by Jonathan Groff then yeah he'd *totally* do that. 😅
Guys... this was perfect! One of those unique pieces of art that go down in history as a true classic. That never need be revisited by sequels or prequels... I'm sure you wouldn't do something like that... right guys? Right Ani?
Great HISHE Dubs episode! I would like to see more HISHE Dubs: Sonic The Hedgehog (2020)* Enchanted (2007) Galaxy Quest (1999) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) Tower Heist (2011) and Ghostbusters (2016) * This could be a good one since the sequel is coming out.
“I’m not supposed to take drugs”
*”Pretty please”*
That’s some amazing persuasion
READ MY NAME!!!!!
!!!!!
Speechcraft: 100
Alchemy: 100
My favorite persuasion is still the charisma check on viva la dirt league... she nailed her charisma check.
@Don't read profile photo FUS ROH DAH
Fun fact: In Matrix (1999), in the first 45 minutes of the film, Neo has 80 lines. 44 of these lines are questions, just over half of his total dialogue, averaging at roughly one question per minute.
The bots above me have no life
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@Don't read profile photo WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
Skyrim dialogue in a nutshell
Fun fact:we're in the matrix because of the first comments being bots
I haven't watched this movie in so long that this unironically recapped it for me very nicely. thank you, hishe
Same here
Yep, me too, the hishe always make films, especially the confusing ones, more understandable
"Come on, pretty please." Will never get old.
True
Personally I like "that's dumb, you're dumb." I've started using that line (mostly when I'm talking to myself).
Aw snap
It’s the THE BEST ♥️
YEEEAAAAAA!
"That's dumb, you're dumb" will always be a great running gag
It’s the best!🤣
@@Velvetina88
Yes it is
Computer: I'm a real human girl lol
Neo: How do I know I can trust you?
Computer, without any hesitation: I know what a stoplight looks like.
Neo: yup that'll do it
Dangit, I only just got that 😂
@@pgl79 same🤣
oh the captcha! just got it, also i fail at that sometimes, so I am probably not a human girl
a real human bean
I never thought of how obviously catfished Neo should've been lol
Neebs as agent Smith is just perfect
I reconize Neebs in the HISHE
True
PROMOTED
PROMOOOOOTED
“Oooooooo! There’s a helicopter here!” “We could’ve started with that!!” 😂
Right??🤣🤣
I would like to say yes, but the largest object we see them insert (besides human avatars) are the gun and ammo cases. Those gun cases don't seem to be much larger than a large human. So, there might be a size limitation on what they can insert without being detected. That said, it does raise the question of where their cars came from. Their avatars seem to show up in the same room as the landline and their gear also seems to show up in that same room. So, did they just happen to find (and steal) some cars that perfectly match their aesthetics and were right outside of the seemly abandoned building that they portaled into?
@@FranciscoTChavez don't overthink it . It was a joke and it's funny. No use contemplating the true mechanics of a fictional universe.
Missing one thing: "Go to the chopaaa..." :)
@@loneranger718 I dont see how talking about the movie is overthinking a joke made in a parody of the movie
Man I would’ve died inside of laughter if Neebs shouted “promoted” after the “pew pew, pew pew” line when finishing Neo…
🤣🤣🤣🤣
promoted!
PROMOTEDDDDDD
"You don't want tank or jet?"
"I can't do sick moves in a tank"
Understandable , that's the most logical reason as everyone knows.
He obviously never saw what the Groovitron can make a tank do in the Ratchet & Clank series. It's both amazing and hilarious.
Also, the A Team movie.
@@SimonBuchanNz Ah yes,FLYING TANK
I’ve been saying for over 20 years the whole Cypher dinner was impossible. Finally someone publicized it! Thank you!
maybe you should hold a sign and stand on the road, I will join you
on the flip side here i am 20 years later & at least 40+ times of watching that movie & just now realizing it was never possible - it’s that steak dinner I tell ya and the way he described it - makes me not think about anything else but having one - a nice juicy & delicious medium rare omg goodness with some fava beans and a nice Chianti fpfpfpfpfpfpfp (we’ll that should’ve been the scene anyway) 🤣
At one point in the movie, Cypher is sitting on his own fucking around with Matrix code when Neo interrupts him. I always assumed he was editing whatever system they used so he'd a way to have that meeting without the crew finding out 🤷♂️
I always assumed you could jack in without an operator, it was just dangerous. Or that the machines did whatever was needed on their side. Or that they have "matrix and chill" sessions that the operators agree not to look at...
"Shut up! Nobody cares about that. Nomnomnom."
-Cypher
Agent Smith telling someone that they're a bad friend, and with zero condescension mind you, is too funny to me. 😆
“(snoring in hacker)”
These subtitles never fail to make me laugh 😂
I quite enjoyed "(Familiar yell)"
It was estblised that Cyher used to hang around the operating area at night. he could have sneaked in at an opportunity when it was unattented, because they dont need to be there is everyone s sleeping and no one is supposedly going in the matrix. Cypher could have arranged a meeting somewhere close to an exit point and pre-hacked phone line to exit before going in...
“Hello. Bang! Bang! Bang… BANG! Thanks for not dodging those bullets, that was very helpful.” -Smith, 1999.
This guy should have been Agent Smith in the fourth film.
The “How old are you?” and “I like meatballs” made me laugh so hard
Watch that part with english captions and its even funnier.
@@kadendabate4295 yeah it is!!! 🤣🤣🤣
🤣
"This film is perfect, sequels cancelled".... no truer words have ever been spoken...LOL!
Well, to be fair, we all were anxiously awaiting these sequels and they had such an enormous potential and even some cool scenes - still don't know how they messed up the rest so hard...
So no The Matrix Reloaded, no The Matrix Revolutions and no The Matrix Resurrections.
The real crime is basically no-one has seen the Animatrix
@@MrSqurk Hey, if you did, that makes us two already 😉. Very worthwhile!
🤣
I like how the bad guys declare themselves.
Buncha spammers
"I know what a stoplight looks like" LMAO killed me.
That line needs an award. The delivery and reaction were absolutely perfect.
Okay, the fact that you guys added text-to-speech voices in this may have made this one of the best hishe dubs episodes yet!
Woop! Love a Neebs Gaming cameo! Always my favourite ones.
roaming around the comment section, looking for a fellow neebs fan
"Now I'm the tummy tickler" 😆 literally tickled my tummy 🤣
It's so awesome that you were able to get 1989 Keanu Reeves to voice himself.
*Many teenagers in a nutshell*
“You have to experience it with druuuuugs.”
“I’m not supposed to take anything from strangers.”
“Come on. Pretty please!?”
“Oookay.”
Got to tell ya, I never cared for MATRIX, but it was so darn popular that I am so happy that you HISHE Dubbed it! THANK YOU!
"Oh no, Our guns are useless"
Everything that is a part of Star Wars in a Nutshell
I fear no man
But your profile picture of Obi Wan with no beard
It scares me
@@_Anakin_Skywalker That episode where Kenobi became Rako Hardeen: *Hello there*
"Is she making out with a corpse?"- Hilarious, plus reminds me of literally every scene in Twilight.
Be careful what you write, he's Batman now :P
@@BloodHoundPL Why so serious?
The "Be humble." at 4:19 was perfect
I am VERY interested in a Matrix HISHE do-over.
Same here!!
@@HowItShouldHaveEnded ermahGERSH Daniel Baxter or somebody affiliated with him answered my comment! 😱😱😱😱
I hope you guys do it in March, for its 25th anniversary! ❤
🤔 On the internet & Chat rooms: "I'm a real human girl" should definitely be "Red Alert" 🤭
😏
Not just on the internet
If you meet a girl in a bar, in the streets and starts by telling you she's a real "Human" girl
Then, it's time to call the Men in Black
The internet where men are men .. women are men ... and kids are undercover FBI agents :)
A masterpiece and absolutely brilliantly done heh heh.
The best part was "2v1 no fair"
'Yeah, I am the chosen one'
*gets kicked*
'Be humble'
Kendrick Lamar must be really proud
"This film is perfect; sequel's cancelled" is EXACTLY how it should have ended. Well done.
c'mon, the trilogy wasn't all that bad
@@magnusmedivh6555 it was
Scrolling through comments looking for this
I am seriously still recovering from the stomach ache i went through from watching this Dub.
You guys rock.
Please consider doing a recap for Venom: Let there be carnage, Eternals and other movies.
You guys always make my day with your hilarious masterpiece.
imagine being an agent, who controls the matrix, and not just deleting phones.
That’s funny. But I guess that is explained away with the reveal in RELOADED that the Architect and the Matrix accounted for everything that transpires with the One anomaly and Zion’s resistance. The machines allowed it.
This is the greatest gift we could have got the Matrix is one of my faviourate films of all time
Me too! While I honestly don’t like any of the other movies the first is so f ing great I love it so much
"Oh no our guns are suddenly useless."
Every action movie ever.
Been watching both neebs and hishe for many years, its cool to see them together
Thanks for not dodging those bullets, that was very helpful. 💀
6:42 **in T2S voice** 2V1?! NO FAIR!
My fav part honestly 🤣
L🤣L
Same😂😂
The
5:50 This whole scene shows the HISHE team just made more work for themselves, or they knew we were all going to inevitably ask for a HISHE video for each of the Matrix movies anyway so they got ahead of the game here before we spammed the comments section asking for it.
We need more how it should have ended videos with the mask, Austin powers international man of mystery, Austin powers the spy who shagged me, Austin powers in goldmember, batman 1989, Batman returns, batman forever, batman and robin, Superman returns, superman 2, 3, and 4, green lantern 2011, toy story 1,2,and 4, the fast and the furious, 2 fast 2 furious, the fast and the furious Tokyo drift, fast and furious, fast five, furious 7, the fate of the furious, Hobbs, and shaw, f9 the fast saga, transformers, transformers dark of the moon, transformers age of extinction, and transformers the last knight, and the lost world Jurassic park, and Jurassic park 3, pirates of the Caribbean the curse of the black pearl, pirates of the Caribbean at world's end, pirates of the Caribbean on stranger tides, and pirates of the Caribbean dead men tell no tales.
"I can use the force!" I shot tea out of my nose 🤣
7:43 - Let's just not address that Trinity effectively sexually assaulted Neo, because as a corpse, he could not consent to that kiss.
@6:34 "Woop Woop Woop Woop!" This is canon now.
Plot twist! The Matrix 4 is ACTUALLY a HISHE Movie!
I LOST IT AT TRINITY YELLING "YYEEEAAAEEEEEHHHHHHH!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That never gets old xD
7:09 I couldn’t stopped laughing 😂
That was the most enthusiastic and exaggerated yeah I ever heard. In fact, I’m going to start doing that whenever people tell me to act more enthusiastic. Thank you! Lmao!
I think you should do Captain America: Civil War. I can already imagine how you'll make comedy out of the conflict between Tony and Steve
That would be so good 😂
They did a full hishe of it tho...
Tony: Steve, God damnit, just sign the Accords
Steve: No!
Tony: Pretty please
Steve: yah, not gonna work on me stupid. No!
@@hoodaticus well yeah, but I want the HISHE DUBS!!!!
6:01 I love how you dropped the hint for the do over
8:26 "This film is perfect. Sequels cancelled!!" - Yep, that's how I feel about the franchise. The sequels are dead to me.
The two additional agents mouth movements are killing me.
1:10 (snoring in hacker)
Perfect!
Neo: "How do I know you're a real person?"
Computer: "I know what a stop light looks like."
OMFG XD
-Señor Anderson, ¿Cuántos años tienes?
-Me gustan las albóndigas
Aunque no tenga sentido igual Me divierte esa parte
Although it doesn't make sense, that part amuses me
Precisely,it came out of nowhere 😂
I love it when you hear Neebs, that's why his not at the podcast.
thick was in it too
I have been a huge fan of these videos for 10 years. Whenever I see a video related to a movie that I like, it makes me laugh and smile, and gives me hope. So take your time, and good luck with your bright ideas.
4:30 I’ve actually never thought about that…
0:13 The moment I heard Neebs voice, I started laughing.
He's my favorite 🤣
The power of girlfriend and simp makes the main character extremely powerful
Fear not the man who has nothing to lose, but the man who has everything to gain
Matrix 4 in a nutshell basically. He doesn't win his fights until Trinity is mentioned. 😆
@C K I think I know what you're hinting at, and yes I understand that that happens in the original film as well, I just said what I said because I watched the movie again this week and the story makes clear that he's very much motivated by his love for Trinity after finding out that she's alive and imprisoned too. Love has always been a big part of this series, and it continued to be so twenty years later. 🥰
HISHE is the one!
You posted this comment after the video was only out for like 13 seconds, don't lie
@@leatherturtle8373 I can type pretty fast.
Hilarious video! The Neebs Gaming crew made it even funnier 😂 Need to invite them back again soon for another video!
I like the "Señor Anderson" gag!
I have a few suggestions:
1. All 4 Matrix Films (Remake of Revolutions)
2. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
3. Eternals (2021)
4. Fantastic beasts: the crimes of Grindelwald (2018) Because of the secrets of Dumbledore coming out this year
5. Jurassic Park 2-3 (1997-2001) Because of dominion coming out this year
That's a lot of requests
@@timarpmajumder2195 I’ll let them take their time.
My eyes see Tank talking but my ears hear Fleece "The Booty Warrior" Johnson.
Imagine Smith just completely breaking his professionalism to cartoonishly announce that he's the bad guy... 😆
...That is, unless he's played by Jonathan Groff then yeah he'd *totally* do that. 😅
Guys... this was perfect! One of those unique pieces of art that go down in history as a true classic. That never need be revisited by sequels or prequels... I'm sure you wouldn't do something like that... right guys?
Right Ani?
2:58 Hey Google, Why are you here
2:16 I literally burst out laughing so loud 😂😂
The scream at 5:30 😂😂
And the system failure was PERFECT 😂
wat
7:26 when you finally find the camper
“I know what a stop light looks like.”
I see what you did there. I can also identify yellow cabs, chimneys and bicycles.
This episode was most excellent!
8:16 "i think i have a thing" lol
HISHE, You're the best. The best.
I loved The Matrix so much that I made a short film using the RED PILL and the BLUE PILL concept
I called it PURPLE PARADOX
Ooh, that's cool! Is it on YT to watch?
@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose yes, but if you click, you'll find it in my page
@@LeonardoKlotz I'll be sure to check it out then. 😉
“Someone didn’t skip leg day” lmaooo
Great HISHE Dubs episode! I would like to see more HISHE Dubs:
Sonic The Hedgehog (2020)*
Enchanted (2007)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)
Tower Heist (2011)
and
Ghostbusters (2016)
* This could be a good one since the sequel is coming out.
You don’t know how long I’ve wanted this
0:46 PHRASING!
The robot voiced agents made this 10 out of 10
Huge Fan of Both HISHE and Neebs Gaming!! Neebs as Agent Smith...brilliant! Bogus from Bill and Ted's adventures eh? lol
"Be humble!" So much better than the actual movie!
This dub makes the real movie look rediculous to people who haven’t seen it🤣🤣🤣
That was the smoothest and also funniest "come on, pretty please?" I've ever heard.😂
3:04 yeah definitely...
PLEASE give us more of these. These never get old or feel redundant and there are soooooo many movies to do.
The voice for Neo is spot on!
Top 10 biggest secrets in the world that scientists couldn't decode
"Pretty please "
Morpheus: "Let's get out of here."
Trinity: "Don't worry, I'll kiss you when you die."
Neo: "Wait, what?!"
Trinity: "BYYYEEE!"
I lost it. 😅
"Here you go, the Tummy Tickler! WHooah"
7:51 Man, even Smith can't believe the insane power of Trinity's necrophilia! 😆
I love how Neo always talks in his "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" voice. That is quality!
XD
Love it when I hear neebs
“Oh no you got me”
The sarcasm is strong with this one
4:57 Pause...
"Woah. i just learned hopscotch"
"Woah. i just learned gardening"
"Woah. i just learned subtraction"
Dude he just learned subtraction
Whoa...
I learned how to open a door- a person who loves memes
Beginner Spanish: "how old are you"?
Advanced Spanish: "I like meatballs"
💀💀💀
5:47 LITERALLY SPIT OUT MY CEREAL
Trinity is Chewbacca? I knew it!
"My computer thinks I'm hot" lol
"there may be a problem"
6:26 "there are two humans downstairs and THEY ARE DOING SICK MOVES"
gosh iam dying🤣🤣
Lmao
Neebz as Agent Smith was PERFECT, Thick was awesome too. Whoever did Neo sounded just like a young Keanu!