Does anyone else fucking love the idea of Dan taking Gavin along with him on all of his dates. Not a double date or anything like that, Gavin's just there with them. Brilliant
@iCu_ISHORTY_iCu if you can’t handle a girl who makes puns then you probably won’t date anyone with a decent sense of humour since all girls I’ve dated or known with a good sense of humour loved making puns
When I hear that Dan likes cross eyed girls all I can say is, "Bravo". Cause he isn't judging them based on 1 physical imperfection, but judges them as a whole. Being cross eyed is something that most people in a relationship, with someone who is cross eyed, have a problem dealing with and not many people can look past that. Bravo Dan, Bravo.
that doesn't mean that at all. he's attracted to a specific body feature, which just so happens to be one that is not typically considered attractive. This makes him no less obsessed with physical beauty, he's just obsessed about something different.
DrSPAZZINATOR You can't say he's obsessed first of all, you have no real reason to think he is and also to like someone because they're cross eyed is no different than liking someone because they have blond hair, to each his own as some dead guy first said whose name I don't know. Every person in the world has different tastes and different interests, and just cause they like something more than another doesn't make them "obsessed" with it.
yeah.... but he is not "looking past it". He simply is attracted to that feature. That's like saying that you especially like white girls and me complementing you for looking past race...
Pr3Historic Hmm..... You do make somewhat of a point. I get what you're saying to a point where I may just be putting the words that are missing, or don't exist, into what you said. I get what you're saying about how he didn't look past the fact they were cross eyed, he focused on it. But you're taking it to a race comparison, which just ends up making someone not only seem racist, but also like they don't care about any thing else, which Gavin didn't say Dan did or did not think about the women he got with. Do you ever get with somebody because they had 1 feature that you liked and the entire time you are with them is because of that one thing and that's the only thing for the entire time you are with them and nothing else? It doesn't work like that, a relationship can't survive on that. Some people get with somebody because of multiple reasons, others may actually do it for just 1, but as a relationship goes on, more reason for why, or why not, you like this person appear. And Dan likes cross eyed girls. If he ever finds someone he truly cares for because they are cross eyed, and because he got with them because of that and found that he genuinely cares for them for more than just that, than I'm absolutely okay with that. Though things don't usually turn out like we expect them to..... So you never know. He may one day fall in love and get married to a not cross eyed girl. Stranger things have happened.
Aaaand now the whole world knows. I can imagine people pointing at Dan in public and whispering "It's him, it's him" and then trying to turn their faces away so he doesn't see how they try not to laugh.
Trisket What people don't understand about Caboose is that he was a great soldier, but after the trauma of seeing his best friend, Church, get killed by the tank he was in he developed a new more innocent personality to cope with Church's death.
***** They mentioned at one point they tried to upgrade his armor, which ended up cutting off the oxygen in his suit. He also had a lot of his blood sucked out of him from Tucker's alien child.
Igarappappa You beat me to it! God damn it! But I agree, hell he'd most likely date Derpy like Micheal would date Fluttershy (I think she's his favorite pony), and Ray would date Applejack, even if he wouldn't get bucked in the face while Just Blazeing it, hehe
it was on a episode they did when I think miles was in highschool and there was concrete coming out from the top of the building and these nerds were with the yugioh cards and was protecting them. and he said my blue eyes
Barbra is super cross-eyed, I didn't want to say anything but now I feel obligated. She may NEVER find a romantic interest, luckily for her I can see past her horrid appearance to the beautiful woman she is on the inside. Dunkelman, I'm your one shot at love, don't pass this up. The rest of you can thank me for my altruism by donating money to me, I'll let the community figure out the best way to get me the cash. Seriously I'm making a sacrifice here guys, give me money for next gen consoles, I'll need them to lessen the pain of dating Barb.
No judgement here, I would like to believe that everyone has a dark secret when it comes to sex and attraction. You don't have to share it with people, but don't be afraid of that desire and accept it.
I have an eye that is set a little further than my other one but I took one photo and accidentally moved my eye and its so funny I spent like 10 minutes laughing at it
Scrolling down to find this months later, I am quite amused. The first thing that came to mind is that you need to check out her Halloween, Harley costume. xD
I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA GO THERE. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE THERE. THIS PARTICULAR PLACE, THE ONE YOU ARE IN, YOU AND IT SHOULDN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR EACH OTHER. YOU. SHOULDN'T. HAVE. GONE. THEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEE!! *Shakes fists*
I find it interesting how everyone knows about rule 34, yet no-one ever makes any mention of rules 1 through 33, or 35 onwards. I'm pretty sure rules 1 and 2 are do not talk about Fight Club, though.
Can you please take the age restriction off? I'm a fan of Rooster Teeth and RTAA, and I really want to see this, but you put an age restriction on... I'm 16 and about to be 17, that's close enough.
I don't think RT intended to age-gate their videos. The new youtube changes meant that even if one marked only 'mild' language, it age-gated the videos.
If this were Hasbro, parents would complain and say that Dan's girlfriends are offensive and demand that they be changed. (only bronies will understand this joke)
spudsucker OK i know people don't like us Bronys but calling them names won't really do much, you just have to learn to scroll past these comments and ignore them. Thank you for your time :)
Yeah, I'm getting a problem here. When I click the link to go to all of the Rooster Teeth podcast, there's a warning telling me that the link may contain malicious content and viruses.
I bet he broke up with that first girl because he thought she was seeing someone else.
goddammit
*Slow claps.*
Goddamnit, Barb.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
He really doesn't have a keen eye about this does he
GODAMIT BARB
Does anyone else fucking love the idea of Dan taking Gavin along with him on all of his dates. Not a double date or anything like that, Gavin's just there with them. Brilliant
💀
"They want your bod...they just can't see it." I died laughing.
And now that punchline is covered by a promo that you can't disable...
All I'm going to say, is that the website does exist.
I went there, things were there
"They want your bod" "They just can't see it"
Josh "Eye Doctors hate him..."
I've just went there... I just wasn't prepared for it...
oh yeah
Those girls don't get mad, they get quite cross.
Eye see what you did there.
+10GaugeManiac you would be a great PUPIL in the EYES of Barbara, I can SEE it now Barbara LOOKING at you and saying " be my PUPIL"
98kazer Ten LASHES for those bad puns. Put a LID on it.
+jadbuilder I love how CORNEA these jokes are getting. It's sure to get on people's optic nerves.
welcome to Puns galore, where we don't BROWS the puns, we make e'm
I love it when an Animated Adventure comes up that I've actually heard in the Podcast
Gus's laugh is almost as good as Geoff's.
Gus's laugh cures Diabetes, Geoff's Cure's cancer
WaffleTheMinotaur Well good sir,I happen to have Diabetes,and I was not cured. #QuitBullshiting
WaffleTheMinotaur
Gavin's laugh causes cancer
well, in Dan's defense, who WOULDN'T hit on Barbara?
+iCu_ISHORTY_iCu But the puns are the best part.
She's Punderful
She's punny that way
You folks speak the truth.
@iCu_ISHORTY_iCu if you can’t handle a girl who makes puns then you probably won’t date anyone with a decent sense of humour since all girls I’ve dated or known with a good sense of humour loved making puns
Anyone else find Gus' laugh fucking hilarious?
"Dan you must be takin' a piss because this girl is more crosseyed than the last one"-Gavin
takin the piss*
it's taking "the" piss, but I'm not sure what it means exactly.
blasterb118 It would be easy to learn if you knew how to read.
Yeah, the equivalent would be like "You're pulling my leg now, aren't you?" Or "You're joking right?"
"They want you bod" "they just cant see it"
Give the guy who came up with that a cookie
When I hear that Dan likes cross eyed girls all I can say is, "Bravo". Cause he isn't judging them based on 1 physical imperfection, but judges them as a whole. Being cross eyed is something that most people in a relationship, with someone who is cross eyed, have a problem dealing with and not many people can look past that. Bravo Dan, Bravo.
that doesn't mean that at all. he's attracted to a specific body feature, which just so happens to be one that is not typically considered attractive. This makes him no less obsessed with physical beauty, he's just obsessed about something different.
DrSPAZZINATOR You can't say he's obsessed first of all, you have no real reason to think he is and also to like someone because they're cross eyed is no different than liking someone because they have blond hair, to each his own as some dead guy first said whose name I don't know. Every person in the world has different tastes and different interests, and just cause they like something more than another doesn't make them "obsessed" with it.
yeah.... but he is not "looking past it". He simply is attracted to that feature. That's like saying that you especially like white girls and me complementing you for looking past race...
Pr3Historic Hmm..... You do make somewhat of a point. I get what you're saying to a point where I may just be putting the words that are missing, or don't exist, into what you said. I get what you're saying about how he didn't look past the fact they were cross eyed, he focused on it. But you're taking it to a race comparison, which just ends up making someone not only seem racist, but also like they don't care about any thing else, which Gavin didn't say Dan did or did not think about the women he got with. Do you ever get with somebody because they had 1 feature that you liked and the entire time you are with them is because of that one thing and that's the only thing for the entire time you are with them and nothing else? It doesn't work like that, a relationship can't survive on that. Some people get with somebody because of multiple reasons, others may actually do it for just 1, but as a relationship goes on, more reason for why, or why not, you like this person appear. And Dan likes cross eyed girls. If he ever finds someone he truly cares for because they are cross eyed, and because he got with them because of that and found that he genuinely cares for them for more than just that, than I'm absolutely okay with that. Though things don't usually turn out like we expect them to..... So you never know. He may one day fall in love and get married to a not cross eyed girl.
Stranger things have happened.
MaztRPwn I am home, on my computer. Replying to you........... Hi.
Aaaand now the whole world knows. I can imagine people pointing at Dan in public and whispering "It's him, it's him" and then trying to turn their faces away so he doesn't see how they try not to laugh.
it's Dan, this isn't the only embarrassing thing that's been mentioned
I can't imagine that ever happening.
only in heaven you'll be told by god himself, all the stupid stuff Dan has done in his life...
Come on, he's Dan the man.
OMG the website exists xD
Idk who created it, but they deserve a cookie
I can't enter the site, won't get past loading :( Whats on there? Just random pictures of cross eyed girls? xD
Smenny a picture of a sad gavin with white stuff on his face and it says brazzers in the corner lol.
Hahaha I just really want to know who made it now! I want it to be either Dan or Barbara so bad!!!
Smenny It's Gavin with white stuff on his face wit the brazzers tag.
best website ever
yes it is.
_Of all time..._
Loved having a callback to this in Podcast #263.
All of Dan's girl friend's look like Caboose.
Joel, you mean? Caboose is a spartan, and looks as such.
Well that's just what I imagine Caboose to look like, cross-eyed with a dopey looking smile.
Trisket
What people don't understand about Caboose is that he was a great soldier, but after the trauma of seeing his best friend, Church, get killed by the tank he was in he developed a new more innocent personality to cope with Church's death.
***** They mentioned at one point they tried to upgrade his armor, which ended up cutting off the oxygen in his suit. He also had a lot of his blood sucked out of him from Tucker's alien child.
If Dan was a brony like Michael and Ray, his favorite pony would be Derpy. XD
I know, right?
lol Yup. He wouldn't be able to say why either. XD
No one cannot love Ditzy.
Igarappappa You beat me to it! God damn it!
But I agree, hell he'd most likely date Derpy like Micheal would date Fluttershy (I think she's his favorite pony), and Ray would date Applejack, even if he wouldn't get bucked in the face while Just Blazeing it, hehe
lol XD
That moment is right up there with "Headlight fluid" and "My blue eyes!"
NOOOOOO MY BLUEEEEYYYES!!1
What's "My blue eyes!"?
I spilled headlight fluid on my crossed blue eyes!
JayM108
Another animated adventure... just look it up.
it was on a episode they did when I think miles was in highschool and there was concrete coming out from the top of the building and these nerds were with the yugioh cards and was protecting them. and he said my blue eyes
hahahahahahahaha omg I thought the title of the video was 'Dan likes cross-dressing girls'
Yet another porn site I have to eventually create.
www.crosseyedsluts.com/ someone beat you to it
GODDAMMIT DX
now whats on that site
dwarven king
Gavin with cream on his face and Brazzers as the "water mark"
shoutout to the thundercat browser
Gus works on Rooster Teeth.
I am one of the few people I know also named Gus.
Therefore, he and I should be bros.
Makes perfect sense to me.
I concur.
Quite
Indubidibly
indeed
Im surprised Gavin didn't say "The only reason he dates cross-eyed girls is that they can't clearly see his face."
With every RT video about Dan or even related to him, Dan just gets funnier and funnier XD
Dan, the only person who can make Gavin seem smarter by comparison.
I remember listening to this podcast and laughing my ass off so much.
Barbra is super cross-eyed, I didn't want to say anything but now I feel obligated. She may NEVER find a romantic interest, luckily for her I can see past her horrid appearance to the beautiful woman she is on the inside. Dunkelman, I'm your one shot at love, don't pass this up. The rest of you can thank me for my altruism by donating money to me, I'll let the community figure out the best way to get me the cash. Seriously I'm making a sacrifice here guys, give me money for next gen consoles, I'll need them to lessen the pain of dating Barb.
Yeah, good luck with that, buddy.
a braver man than I
Da fuq did i just read?
xXOwenatorXx Brother?
Hey guys, I think he's legit. We can trust him.
Oh my God, I have been waiting for this RTAA for SO LONG!
Same here, I remember cracking up listening to this in the car
Is this Dan as in "Dan the Man?"
yes
Yes.
as in Dan Grouchy from The Slo Mo Guys
***** yes
Denis Ivanov XD you know, because he is so grouchy :P
I died at the 1d movie part for some reason
"this movie's just a giant dot!"
No judgement here, I would like to believe that everyone has a dark secret when it comes to sex and attraction. You don't have to share it with people, but don't be afraid of that desire and accept it.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE
Ch0c0Face YOU OTHA BROTHAS CAN'T DENY
Toxic Atom WHEN A GURL WALKS IN WIT A IDA BITTA WASTE
***** You get SPRUNG!
CAUSE YOU NOTICE THAT BUTT WAS STUFFED, DEEP IN THE JEANS SHE'S WEARING. I'M HOOKED AND I CAN'T STOP STARING
"THEY WANT YOUR BOD!" "THEY JUST CAN'T SEE IT!"
That was the bit that got me.
"they want your bod, they just can't see it"
I bet Dan really likes Derpy Hooves too
If Dan were a brony, his favorite pony would be Derpy Hooves.
Ahem...They prefer to be called Derpy.
alldayagain
(\ Bro hoof
Onizuka Sensei bro hoof
I knew I'd find a Derpy joke /)
If i ever meet Dan in real life im just going to stare at my nose the whole time
Good plan.
do you want to seduce him?
Yesh. Wait, wut... I mean....
Rule of thumb: If it is a fetish, assume a site exists for it.
the site is called rule 34 my friend.
collin haman pterodactyl porn man...that's weird
Dinosaurs fucking robots, and dragons fucking cars. It exists.
collin haman The rule called rule 34. on which at least two sites are based.
Has Dan met Zach yet?
I'm still waiting for Michael's poopy hand plunger AA. Get on it Jordan!!!
Oh God yes
I would love it if all Dan's girlfriends sounded like Angry Gus
Would challenging a cross eyed person to a staring contest be considered a hate crime?
+MrChillaxin2010 They'll just beat you every time with a cross counter.
By 2020 it will be with the direction things are going.
I have an eye that is set a little further than my other one but I took one photo and accidentally moved my eye and its so funny I spent like 10 minutes laughing at it
Dan just didn't know what went wrong.
References for the win!
Nailed it!
HAHAHA!
In Dan's defense, I'd have hit on Barbara too.
Dude, every man who is single, and straight would hit on Barbara.
Cain N Or every bisexual girl like me.
The Chaos Dragoness True, also Lesbians.
Cain N Too right.
Scrolling down to find this months later, I am quite amused. The first thing that came to mind is that you need to check out her Halloween, Harley costume. xD
Derpy is best pony.
-Dan
No, Luna is. No Argument :3
This is why i love RoosterTeeth XD
I bet Dan would totally love Derpy if she was a human
HOLY FUCK IT EXISTS
Bahahaha I just checked too
generally what Roosterteeth does is whenever they mention a fake website they register it.
I laughed my ass off when I saw Gavin's face XD
I half expected meatspin
Jokes on them, now every girl will be training to make themselves cross-eyed for the Dan.
When Gus laughs that hard you know it's going to be good.
This must be a thing. I have two friends who think cross-eyed girls are extra cute.
"This movie is a giant dot! this doesn't make any sense!"
OMG I died XD
This was probably one of the funniest moments ive seen on the podcast, haha. Just hilarious.
The 3-D movie part is absolutely hilarious because I have a lazy eye and...well, yeah...
Cross-eyed like Derpy Hooves.
She's gonna be like, "Dan! I just don't know what went wrong!"
I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA GO THERE. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE THERE. THIS PARTICULAR PLACE, THE ONE YOU ARE IN, YOU AND IT SHOULDN'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR EACH OTHER. YOU. SHOULDN'T. HAVE. GONE. THEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEE!! *Shakes fists*
I think Gus' laugh can also cure cancer.
we used to say the same about Geoff's
IT'S STILL TRUE!
Aw, I feel bad for Dan now since EVERYONE he knows is going to bring it up now.
Merlin The Happy Pig wow wow wow, i knew about the flesh light, but not the porn part
He's in Vietnam.....Those chicks don't even have the internet. He's good till he comes back.
Merlin The Happy Pig Links man, we need links to that video!
Alvaro Maradiaga
Joel was in Law and Order Criminal Intent.....He played a dead body.
I love Gavin!
rule 34 Gus, rule 34
no! you beat me to it! XD
I find it interesting how everyone knows about rule 34, yet no-one ever makes any mention of rules 1 through 33, or 35 onwards.
I'm pretty sure rules 1 and 2 are do not talk about Fight Club, though.
Casteverus no i reference the others
Casteverus rule 64 I think is gender swap
stiiiiiill waiting on that michael shit-punching story
agreed
The Mayans considered cross-eyedness was a sign of beauty.
they were all cross eyed i bet
Gotta love 'em Mayans, always loving crosseyed people, always ripping beating hearts out of chests.
@@SAKKEMANN it was a different time I mean eurpeons where burning women thinking they where witches
And that is how he came to show is favorite Pony is Derpy Hooves.
i gotta give gus props for that 1-D dot joke
It is probably coincidence all the crosseyed girls are dfrawn absolutely adorably.
Derpy Hooves must drive him crazy
The one time Gavin actually has to give advice...
so Gavin is the ultimate third wheel? haha
I wonder if Michael knows about Derpy...
Dan must love Derpy Hooves....
The best moment for this video is Gus's laugh at the start :']
Gavin the vampire
Every story involving Dan leaving me crying with laughter
I wonder how many people that enjoy these Animated adventures, actually watch the Podcast...
about 98%
These short video's are some of the best TH-cam bits.
Can you please take the age restriction off? I'm a fan of Rooster Teeth and RTAA, and I really want to see this, but you put an age restriction on... I'm 16 and about to be 17, that's close enough.
Yeah, the guidelines don't work on a "Close enough" basis
I don't think RT intended to age-gate their videos. The new youtube changes meant that even if one marked only 'mild' language, it age-gated the videos.
its most likely user flagged, by some people who were butthurt by the language in it
Please do keep in mind that roosterteeth.com has every video that has been uploaded.
they put it on for a reason, just change your age on your account
Gus's laughter is gold.
Easily the funniest one.
RTAA is one of my favorite things ya'll do
"They want your bod, they just cant see it" xd
This has to be the best Animated Adventures story to date, never laughed so hard especially at the 3D movie part
"They want your bod, they just can't see it." XD Wow
crossed eyed girls- "So you're telling me there's a chance?"
Gus's laughter, LOL
F*cking Love Gus' Laugh.
This is seriously one of my favorite stories 'n I'm so glad it was animated. ;w;
What??
Cross-Eye DanTheMan?!
I love the thought of Jordan having to animate the frame at the end :D
If you're ever wondering if there's a fetish site for ANYTHING, the answer is always yes. There is literally a fetish for everything.
Gavin and his stories... Priceless! :D
If this were Hasbro, parents would complain and say that Dan's girlfriends are offensive and demand that they be changed. (only bronies will understand this joke)
derpy :3
I understand SOOOOO much that i kind of cry...
MariofanMr I feed on your tears
Dem feelz
RuberSocks lol thats nasty
This gets to me everytime, loved that podcast
Gavin, what's wrong with cross-eyed girls? So you're not allowed to have a girlfriend who's cross eyed?
He was just pointing it out if the he didn't notice.
Someone's got some cross-eyes in their life.
He said "are you trying to take the piss now?"
Moh Murad yes, because it seemed as if Dan was making these choices on purpose....
He probably isn't. How are you randomly gonna look for a cross eyed person? There are barely any.
'They want your bod, they just can't see it' Classic Jordan!
I immediately goggled for hot cross-eyed girls...
Gus`s laugh is top tier.
He'll deffinalty like Derpy Hooves
spudsucker OK i know people don't like us Bronys but calling them names won't really do much, you just have to learn to scroll past these comments and ignore them. Thank you for your time :)
***** Hey, you know what you need to do? Shut up too!
mb4434 Oh, P.S Michael in RT is a brony. Just so you know.
That was so funny. Need to listen to the podcast more.
Yeah, I'm getting a problem here. When I click the link to go to all of the Rooster Teeth podcast, there's a warning telling me that the link may contain malicious content and viruses.
Yeah, they really should fix the set-up. I think it has something to do with the fact that they link to eye-tunes, rather than the RT site.
jacobthelioneater Eye see what you did there.
uexp4
I do hope these eye puns don't get cornea
Iris it wasn't to rate for de asians to fix this. Oh well, we might as well go to the bar and take some bloodshots.