My favorite audio clips ever from RT is Gavin saying, "Cuz it fucken hurts." in his amazing accent in response to an egg to the balls and the crying laughing tone of Burnie saying, "Did you just say headlight fluid?!"
Decapitation: Separation of the head from the body is the worst case scenario. There is currently nothing medical science can do to put a head back on a body and make it work. Doctors can reattach toes, fingers, arms, legs and even penises, but collar-level separation is a deal breaker. Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating. Postmortem Lividity: When the blood stops flowing, gravity takes over. The Latin term is livor mortis or blue death. Blood settles in the lowest points of the body, which depends on the position it's in at the time of death. Most of our victims die in bed, so the purple streaks on their backs -- similar in color to bruises -- will follow the wrinkles in the sheets and show that blood hasn't been circulating for quite a while. Lividity can show up in as little as 15 minutes. Postmortem Rigidity: There's a reason dead people are called "stiffs." Once the last little bit of energy is used up in muscle cells they get stiff, until enzymes created through decomposition begin to break them down. The Latin term is rigor mortis or hard death. The chemistry is complicated, but rigidity starts soon after death and lasts for days, depending on heat and humidity. Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to victims who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable, there's no chance of resuscitation.
Samual Alexander Well who said I took credit for it in the first place? I said that this was made by Rooster Teeth and I don't own any of it and I'm not making any monetization on the video so I don't see the problem. I'm just making it as a fan. :)
Screw that, it happened 4 months ago. You can only grieve for so long. Do you think Monty would want you still crying over him? No! Hed want you to go out and create!
Don't try to cover your self by saying what he would've wanted, different people grieve for longer times, you just made a very inconsiderate joke and you should own up to it.
Dont try to tell people what they should do, different people find humor in different situations, you just made a very dumb reply and you should own up to it.
Decapitation: Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating. Postmortem Lividity: When the blood has stopped flowing and is now at the lowest part of the body. Postmortem Rigidity: they've reached rigor mortis Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to patients who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable.
Gavin's getting hit in the balls by a frozen egg story is the first time I ever heard him say a proper curse word. "Why would anyone go through the trouble of freezing an egg?" "Cuz it fucking hurts!"
Decapitation: Separation of the head from the body is the worst case scenario. There is currently nothing medical science can do to put a head back on a body and make it work. Doctors can reattach toes, fingers, arms, legs and even penises, but above-the-collar-level separation is a deal breaker. Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating. Postmortem Lividity: When the blood stops flowing, gravity takes over. The Latin term is livor mortis or blue death. Blood settles in the lowest points of the body, which depends on the position it's in at the time of death. Most of our victims die in bed, so the purple streaks on their backs--similar in color to bruises--will follow the wrinkles in the sheets and show that blood hasn't been circulating for quite a while. Lividity can show up in as little as 15 minutes. Postmortem Rigidity: There's a reason dead people are called "stiffs." Once the last little bit of energy is used up in muscle cells they get stiff, until enzymes created through decomposition begin to break them down. The Latin term is rigor mortis or hard death. The chemistry is complicated, but rigidity starts soon after death and lasts for days, depending on heat and humidity. Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to patients who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable, there's no chance of resuscitation.
I hope that paramedic never saw that because he probably gave the five signs of death correctly and Matt forgot. It actually is a thing. I think it is decapitation, postmortem lividity, decomposition, burned beyond recognition, and postmortem rigidity.
I wouldn't of let him take my pizza. By the power of logic and basic common sense, you make him look like a fool. Plus I'm not stupid like Gavin, I would of grabbed my pizza first.
MakeshiftGamer I left the typo in on purpose. Also, a typo doesn't void someones intelligence, unless it's like really, really bad spelling and grammar. I make 1 or 2 typos per paragraph, compared to your average dipshit who makes 4 or 5 typos in every sentence.
I feel like whenever Joel starts ranting about gold or stocks, they just force him into a straight jacket and shove him into a closet and lock the door 😂
The best way to describe Monty. A passionate man who could care less about slacking off and cared more about projects. I think the song Non-Stop from Hamilton describes him best. Why do you work like your running out of time
At first was thinking, what could be better than see you in Austin, assholes. Then number one came up and I remembered....Sad there isn't people like grapes
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Revisiting this after today’s news 😢 Thank you for everything, RT
I love how Gavin basically just created It Follows...but with a snail
I hadn't heard of that movie before the other day. The similarities are uncanny lol
It's a common playground hypothetical
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The full five signs of death are 1. Decapitation 2. Massive blood-loss 3. Burned to an extreme amount 4. Decomposition 5. Stiffness
No. The five signs of death are:
1. Head removed from the body
2. All burned up
3. Blood on the outside of the body
I don't remember the last two.
No, those are the REAL answers.
I assume these "five signs" are to make sure medics don't assume people are dead just because they can't detect a pulse.
People can't die
Gavin's not so secret admirer who was that tv chef should have been there somewhere lol, loved that one.
R.I.P. Monty.
...and Ray
Rays not dead
Who's ray?
MrDuckyJ you mean Roy from Trophy Chasers?
MrDuckyJ HES NOT DYING (Ray Narvaes Jr) 2015
Jonathan Moses we will always remember
RAY NARVAES Jr.
xxxx-2015
My favorite audio clips ever from RT is Gavin saying, "Cuz it fucken hurts." in his amazing accent in response to an egg to the balls and the crying laughing tone of Burnie saying, "Did you just say headlight fluid?!"
Decapitation: Separation of the head from the body is the worst case scenario. There is currently nothing medical science can do to put a head back on a body and make it work. Doctors can reattach toes, fingers, arms, legs and even penises, but collar-level separation is a deal breaker.
Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating.
Postmortem Lividity: When the blood stops flowing, gravity takes over. The Latin term is livor mortis or blue death. Blood settles in the lowest points of the body, which depends on the position it's in at the time of death. Most of our victims die in bed, so the purple streaks on their backs -- similar in color to bruises -- will follow the wrinkles in the sheets and show that blood hasn't been circulating for quite a while. Lividity can show up in as little as 15 minutes.
Postmortem Rigidity: There's a reason dead people are called "stiffs." Once the last little bit of energy is used up in muscle cells they get stiff, until enzymes created through decomposition begin to break them down. The Latin term is rigor mortis or hard death. The chemistry is complicated, but rigidity starts soon after death and lasts for days, depending on heat and humidity.
Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to victims who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable, there's no chance of resuscitation.
Sweet list im surprised that the story about Miles and his crazy dad wasnt in this tho
Caliber Ice Lol I'm pretty sure when I made my original list it was in it but I had to cut a few things and that was one of them.
yeah its all good its a matter of opinion too that was my fav of all time i cry every time i watch it.
MCSProduction That one was a personal best aswel but it is what it is.
RIP montey one of the greatest minds i've ever seen in the animated industry
I think the one with Michael and the weird neighbor should have been on here.
What a stupid thing to think. Think of something else.
I love the last one with the original RvB cast losing it in the background.
What about Edgar is the one in the hole? That was a really good one.
No Kevin the drug dealer? xD
Tell em Kevin sent you
Moregasm the Powerful I'mma I'mma hook you up...
He cameo'd in the Vegas story. 24:21
I am concerned that Gavin won't be able to have kids. Question is whether that's a good or bad thing
Wow guys! Thanks for 10K!!!!! If you guys have any more ideas for videos that you want to see post them down here!
MCSProduction close to the 30 already :D
chense dutchman make that 84!
MCSProduction You can not take credit for any of this so shut yo face.
Samual Alexander Well who said I took credit for it in the first place? I said that this was made by Rooster Teeth and I don't own any of it and I'm not making any monetization on the video so I don't see the problem. I'm just making it as a fan. :)
Spurs/Kings/Seahawks Fan dude. You're hilarious. "Why so salty" he says XD
gonna call it now and say Headlight Fluid is #1
Edit: I skipped to the end and turns out I was right LOL. Headlight Fluid FTW
Kingg Salva it's a classic
1:11 DUDE! The guy with the beard has four arms! O__O
That's Jack from Achievement Hunter.
Yup, pretty normal formJack.
John Hughes Omg! It must have been an animation error
The snail assassin better be on the list
here is ray's halo 4 picture/photobom if anyone is interested
i.imgur.com/KGXTS.jpg
Musa.Joker The face he made just kills me. Thank you.
headlight fluid XD
R.I.P Monty
only time where 9:11 was my favorite.
Joel is caboose all hail the rvb tough dumb guy all hail caboose and his might ai freckels all hail the blue king
26:35 OHHH THEY GOT RED VS BLUE JOKES!!
#16 now Monty is permanently in sleep mode.
Lets face it. We ALL knew what number one would be!
I'm so happy HeadLight Fluid was #1
Monty's just powered down, guys. :)
Too soon ...
Screw that, it happened 4 months ago. You can only grieve for so long. Do you think Monty would want you still crying over him? No! Hed want you to go out and create!
Don't try to cover your self by saying what he would've wanted, different people grieve for longer times, you just made a very inconsiderate joke and you should own up to it.
Dont try to tell people what they should do, different people find humor in different situations, you just made a very dumb reply and you should own up to it.
***** Thank you, sir. Glad to see some people prefer to live and love memories rather than sit and cry over things they cant change.
I feel donuts for cake should've been number 1.
Man this video shows how far RTAA quality has come
Omg when the frame with #1 showed up i said to myself "imagine its the headlight fluid one" and then it shows i start laughing 😂 lol
I guess Monty had no more projects so he went in sleep mode forever
Rest In Piece
I read this comment and thought "Wow what an asshole"
I made that comment. I'm the asshole.
+Rpp Wing i was inclined to agree but you admitted it yourself so i don't fault you
Don't know why, but all this good content and I get caught at 7:53
Decapitation:
Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating.
Postmortem Lividity: When the blood has stopped flowing and is now at the lowest part of the body.
Postmortem Rigidity: they've reached rigor mortis
Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to patients who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable.
Rooster Teeth is absolutely hillarious
Monty oum: man or machine
UselessMatt Hero*
This is a good list
Gavin's getting hit in the balls by a frozen egg story is the first time I ever heard him say a proper curse word.
"Why would anyone go through the trouble of freezing an egg?"
"Cuz it fucking hurts!"
I always love the Chris Almond story😂❤
I think Gav was talking about wiper soap
Ahahaha I KNEWWW IT! There was no way that that RTAA was not gonna be #1.
I personally like the one we’re Geoff painted the hallway black
@20:57 somebody get Catbug Burnie a Big Ol' Beer
That was the first time I ever heard gavin say fuck.
My suspicions were confirmed. Joel is Caboose.
At 20:40, how the heck can Monty just disappear from the table like that?
Decapitation: Separation of the head from the body is the worst case scenario. There is currently nothing medical science can do to put a head back on a body and make it work. Doctors can reattach toes, fingers, arms, legs and even penises, but above-the-collar-level separation is a deal breaker.
Decomposition: Once the flesh begins to rot, there's no possibility of resuscitation. A word of clarification, however: flesh can die in areas around the body even on a live person. That's why frostbite turns black. When we talk about decomposition being a sign of death, we are suggesting the entire body has begun to decompose and that the person is not breathing and the heart is not beating.
Postmortem Lividity: When the blood stops flowing, gravity takes over. The Latin term is livor mortis or blue death. Blood settles in the lowest points of the body, which depends on the position it's in at the time of death. Most of our victims die in bed, so the purple streaks on their backs--similar in color to bruises--will follow the wrinkles in the sheets and show that blood hasn't been circulating for quite a while. Lividity can show up in as little as 15 minutes.
Postmortem Rigidity: There's a reason dead people are called "stiffs." Once the last little bit of energy is used up in muscle cells they get stiff, until enzymes created through decomposition begin to break them down. The Latin term is rigor mortis or hard death. The chemistry is complicated, but rigidity starts soon after death and lasts for days, depending on heat and humidity.
Burned Beyond Recognition: The last sign of irreversible death is very specific. It refers only to patients who die of burns. This sign is pretty self explanatory: once a victim is burned so bad that he or she is no longer recognizable, there's no chance of resuscitation.
It makes me really sad seeing Monty
Miss seeing him in roosterteeth's videos :(
I hope that paramedic never saw that because he probably gave the five signs of death correctly and Matt forgot. It actually is a thing. I think it is decapitation, postmortem lividity, decomposition, burned beyond recognition, and postmortem rigidity.
Saw the end of #10 and thought, "Of course it's awesome to be that stupid. Gavin's been proving that for years."
I wouldn't of let him take my pizza. By the power of logic and basic common sense, you make him look like a fool.
Plus I'm not stupid like Gavin, I would of grabbed my pizza first.
Would've* I guess you're not as smart as you build yourself up to be. Sorry. I just had to.
MakeshiftGamer
I left the typo in on purpose. Also, a typo doesn't void someones intelligence, unless it's like really, really bad spelling and grammar. I make 1 or 2 typos per paragraph, compared to your average dipshit who makes 4 or 5 typos in every sentence.
Trinexx360 left typo "on purpose"
HAH
Trinexx360 haey. that is not ncie. i dont lave tipos.
That's nonsense mate, you made the exact same mistake twice. That isn't a typo - it's a lack of grammatical knowledge.
I feel like whenever Joel starts ranting about gold or stocks, they just force him into a straight jacket and shove him into a closet and lock the door 😂
what video is the Kj 99.9 at 7:47 originally from
14:47 the animators predicted the coming of Rimmy Tim
THAT'S WHERE HEAD LIGHT FLUID CAME FROM
13:36 they were from the future.
Chris' Doot Doot, Gus the Social Media Hostage, Gus' Bathroom Encounter, and A Staircase of Assult...they definately belong on this list
8:56 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah I can't stop laughing
Nice list, but it think that the last has to be remade to include the appetizer argument. Has to be one of the greatest things they've ever made.
The best way to describe Monty. A passionate man who could care less about slacking off and cared more about projects. I think the song Non-Stop from Hamilton describes him best. Why do you work like your running out of time
dude, you're missing "burnie.com" and "the iphone debate." those episodes are legendary!!
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I haven't laughed this much in years
Number one gus definitely thought headlight fluid was real and played off that he thought it was dumb also
Liked the red vs blue reference at the end elbow grese
Dude, to this day whenever I'm with people eating almonds I always say "almonds?" in Burnie's Chris impersonation.
Good judgement, except "the greatest rtaa of all time" should be first.
Oh...so that's where RVB's headlight fluid gag came from?
That is the first time I heard Gavin say "fucking"
during the one about the two most dumbest people ever, at 13:39 it says "runner up: Gavin Free" in the corner
Am I the only one that thought Ryan's Edgar in the Hole was deserving?
Headlight Fluid. Goddamn Gavin
Man, I wish I could work with YOU guys, fun life!
At first was thinking, what could be better than see you in Austin, assholes. Then number one came up and I remembered....Sad there isn't people like grapes
man, no horse puncher? that was the best!
no blue eyes :( thats a shame
MY BLUE EYES!!!!!!!!
The stripper that pulled miles away sounds like she coulda been inspiration for spontaneous bootay
Wgen gus hit his head on the table i fucking died laughing
I miss Monty. :(
RIP Monty oum
The snail is immortal, not invincible.
Just smash it with a hammer.
I'm cry-laughing all though the last 4.
I knew what #1 was gonna be from the start.
what is gus' deal with Vegas.
Luca Hudson he just didn't want to go to Vegas at that time
We love this video, keep it up!
He doesn't want to go to the Vegas quadrant...
I knew headlight fluid would be first :)
Great list, some good choices but where was barbara pun-kleman?
I remember I got scared from a vending machine once.
Could you make a follow up list?
the stealing cable episodes were funny as hell...
My personal favorite is the sticks and flowers one
Thing is, headlight fluid is real.
You sure about that?
Fish315 Technically fluid can mean both liquid and gas. So the xenon or argon lights could be considered to contain a fluid.
Never saw the earlier podcasts with Geoff on.
7:05
Orange, Monkey, Eagle!
Im surprised "Ny Blue Eyes!" Wasnt in it
i cant tell what anybody from rooster teeth looks like in real life besides gavin...
I'mma be honest, idk why roster teeth doesn't call for copy right on these videos
I think make enough money of of the other stuff.
I missed these
R.I.P Monty........
:(