RTAA & Source - Dan Likes Cross Eyed Girls
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- Podcast 239 & Podcast 263
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Podcast 239: • RT Podcast: Ep. 239
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The "How's Dan?" line was so perfectly said~ so funny
Well it's someone else now
Good thing he didn’t say “How is Ryan?”
Everyone talks about how amazing Geoff's laugh is but Gus never fails to make me smile with his laugh
Burnie was trying to help Gavin out by saying dan's never been with an unattractive girl hahahah
I like how Gavin just asked if Dan tried to get with Barbara to lead into his story but then she was like yeah he did
Father figure Burnie at the end there.
Saving face so he doesn't get sued or something
EloImFizzy doing damage control
More like CEO mode
@@HaydenLau. CCO
lmao chill out you pussies
2:00 Oh I’m sure one achievement Hunter is. Fuck, that... that aged like Edger’s milk
Barbara looks terrified
1:30 Jack e-jackulates in the middle of the recording.
2:05
"How is Ryan?"
I know you're joking, but I do hope he's doing better by now
How did Gavin perfectly mimic Dans voice at 0:54
I mean the episode wasn't about making fun of her being cross-eyed it was making fun of Dan for not realizing he's got a thing for that. Which is fine.
Slight dan roasting in this video
It took me way too fucking long to realize that the bucket was supposed to spell "Beer."
I was sat here for like fifteen seconds thinking, "Beryllium and Erdium? Who the hell is that bucket even for? Who would see that and go, 'I need this.' I don't even--- Oooooooooh."
Same here, took me 4 mins till I figured it out by noticing that Jack had a bottle of beer in his hand.
Did you thing Bromine Barium for Breaking Bad?!?
Damn that second part did not age well
How so? Im a bit out of the loop.
@@ooitung95 Referring to them talking about "banging underage fans" since the whole Ryan thing happened.
@@ooitung95 just look up the Ryan Haywood scandal and you’ll be in the loop in no time.
@@ooitung95 ryan is a pedo rapist.
@@ooitung95 kid diddler
00:38 Gus’s laugh is too funny
Oath. Burnie reppin the Sydney Roosters hat at the end.
Gavin you were all nervous and flustered when you first met Meg
Gavin could buy her a few beers to see if she becomes even more cross-eyed, maybe he'll get lucky.
Lol@bernie at the end
"this girl is probably hot cause Dan doesn't date uggos"
Gotta love how Burnie has a Sydney roosters hat
Dan tried to get with Barbara? UNFORGIVABLE!!!
I think you mean UNDERSTANDABLE
That too....I will begrudgingly accept....
smudge boooo! Get off the stage!
@smudge Is that you, Barb...? 🤨
Poor Barb through that entire first section XD
Dan "The 'Crosseyed'-Man"
How is Ryan?
Oh boy...
Big yikes
Oof
I’m confused
Lol
I wonder, if Burnie accidentally burnt his father, would that be a sonburn?
God damnit Barbara!
shut the fuck up
"i don't know how she saw it" If I didn't watch RT and one of my friends knew someone on it (whether it be cousin, significant other, whatever) and I had met them before, I'd totally look it up to find stuff with that person in it. At least then I'd be in the know about what kind of stuff they were into so I could have a meaningful conversation with them.
I wouldn't be surprised if EVERY guy at Rooster Teeth came on to Barbara I mean why wouldn't you?!?! Also she doesn't look cross eyed to me
Alika Achong Her eyes are slightly wall eyed. But not enough for most people to care (she notices because she sees her face often)
Shad Mcderpin I just can't see it #PunNotIntended
Alika Achong hhahahahahahahahaa xD. Barb would be pleased, but it is really subtle.
Like, towards the end of one second in, her right (our left) eye is straight on, the other is pointed ->
but it's so subtle you'd probably have to be creepily staring at her face for most people to notice.
edit: sorry for the slow. I'm baking atm. cookies!
edit: I realised I probably made it sound like I was staring like a creep...She is very pretty but that's not why I noticed. I do animation/art so I kinda just notice subtle things like that.
Alika Achong i have some bad news for you....
Having the RTAA in the corner helps so much!
seriously, without it, i'd have no idea where this was from...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the Dan they are talking about is the Dan from the Slomo Guys right?
+COME AT ME BRO Dan the Man with the Plan? Yep.
my friend's relative was cross eyed but she was still a very beautiful girl.
Dan just likes ahegao but permanent
Boy, the line of questioning about having sex with Rooster Teeth fans has NOT aged well in 2023.
Hhmmm
2023 specifically? Did I miss something other than Ryan? I know the company’s dead now but I don’t really know much about all that’s happened in the past few years.
it caught me so off guard.
1:58 😬
It's weird that barbara has never noticed she has kind of a lazy eye her ENTIRE life because when I fist saw barbara when I started watching rooster teeth I noticed immediately and was like "hmm". Maybe I just notice those things more than other people??? Can anyone else relate???
it's harder than you think, it took me 17 years of life to notice one of my eyes fades away from the other
I was going to say "Maybe she and Ryan Gosling are from the same town, and it's normal in that part of Canada," but apparently they're not.
Jordan owes Gavin something.
Did a quick search for cross-eyed porn. To my immediate surprise, I found a site that specializes ONLY in that. Besides the tons of porn movies regarding that...
This right here? This is a hero
And that's why they call him "Dan the Man". I'm not an expert on dudes since I don't go that way, but how attractive would Dan be on a 1-10 scale?
lol nice pro pic that made me lauh
As a straight male, I would say he is a 6 or 7 I guess? He isn't bad looking and has a good built from what I can see so far.
A good 7. Maybe a decent 8. From what I hear his nob is immense, so, it might push him to an 8.
Id probably say a solid 7 or 8. Btw I dont go that way either lol
Female attracted to males here, I'd say Dan is at least a 7 but more like 7-8 he's pretty attractive in his own way
Burnie is such a gentleman
I still haven't seen Dan's face
Samakrx ;3 watch the channel slo mo guys, its dan and gavs channel
Samakrx ;3 You a blind then
F'real though I feel bad that she saw this.. C'mon Gav lol be nice
#sydneyroosters
So basically he likes ahegao
Next Headline: Burnie thinks UK girls are cross eyed
Why are there two audio scripts
dan is my favorite cause he voises donut and im alot like donut like almost exactly the same.
Different Dan.
Are they talking Dan Godwin aka Donut from RVB?
No, Gav and Dan are the SmoMo Guys. Look em up, they're cool. Dan Godwin is completely unrelated to this.
Maybe its a problem in the uk Bernie says... As im sat here in britain watching this and the wall....
The only other 2 character with eyes like geoff
What's burnie drinking? That looks a lot like absinthe.
Christiaan Hugenholtz it's the stupid St Patrick's Day thing where people dye beer green to make it seem more Irish...
110+ to 1337
#SmallWorld
What happened to dan?
Ohhhhh.this clip didnt age well. Ohhh man. Instead of saying dan burnie should have said ryan.
Rule 34 If it exist then there's porn of it
Barbara never knew she had a little bit of a lazy eye? Nobody ever told her? Interesting. Nobody wanted to be rude I guess.
A one D movie would be a line not a dot
Are Dan and Gavin brothers?
No they're just good friends from the UK.
What's that whole bit about Dan having sex with underaged fans?
Did no one else catch Gav saying Dan sleeps underage fans?
Hide and Geek he said some british youtubers are doing that, then they jokingly ask hows dan, as if he was one of them
In the UK age of consent is 16
someone find the two girls this is referencing? I'm so curious xD
How is Ryan? 🤣
How is Ryan?