RTAA & Source - Dan Likes Cross Eyed Girls

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  • @RolandSchlosser
    @RolandSchlosser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    The "How's Dan?" line was so perfectly said~ so funny

    • @basedsalvy
      @basedsalvy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well it's someone else now

    • @kenthefele113
      @kenthefele113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Good thing he didn’t say “How is Ryan?”

  • @xJROIDx
    @xJROIDx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Burnie was trying to help Gavin out by saying dan's never been with an unattractive girl hahahah

  • @thecatthatgravityforgot8428
    @thecatthatgravityforgot8428 10 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Everyone talks about how amazing Geoff's laugh is but Gus never fails to make me smile with his laugh

  • @prickprick8621
    @prickprick8621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    That underage joke hits different now...

  • @matthewrandell5055
    @matthewrandell5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I like how Gavin just asked if Dan tried to get with Barbara to lead into his story but then she was like yeah he did

  • @EloImFizzy
    @EloImFizzy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Father figure Burnie at the end there.

    • @keroberos2781
      @keroberos2781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Saving face so he doesn't get sued or something

    • @thewerewolff7248
      @thewerewolff7248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      EloImFizzy doing damage control

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      More like CEO mode

    • @lEGOBOT2565
      @lEGOBOT2565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HaydenLau. CCO

    • @chxrrybombz
      @chxrrybombz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao chill out you pussies

  • @TheSpaceKnights
    @TheSpaceKnights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    2:00 Oh I’m sure one achievement Hunter is. Fuck, that... that aged like Edger’s milk

  • @IsReallyIt
    @IsReallyIt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Barbara looks terrified

  • @scj6693
    @scj6693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    1:30 Jack e-jackulates in the middle of the recording.

  • @basedsalvy
    @basedsalvy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    2:05
    "How is Ryan?"

  • @thegriffin88
    @thegriffin88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I mean the episode wasn't about making fun of her being cross-eyed it was making fun of Dan for not realizing he's got a thing for that. Which is fine.

  • @NinjaFighter2802
    @NinjaFighter2802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    How did Gavin perfectly mimic Dans voice at 0:54

  • @decodelifehacker3446
    @decodelifehacker3446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Slight dan roasting in this video

  • @Shloob
    @Shloob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Damn that second part did not age well

    • @ooitung95
      @ooitung95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How so? Im a bit out of the loop.

    • @humanlampshade9725
      @humanlampshade9725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ooitung95 Referring to them talking about "banging underage fans" since the whole Ryan thing happened.

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ooitung95 just look up the Ryan Haywood scandal and you’ll be in the loop in no time.

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ooitung95 ryan is a pedo rapist.

  • @freshgalaxymilk2827
    @freshgalaxymilk2827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dan just likes ahegao but permanent

  • @Altorin
    @Altorin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lol@bernie at the end
    "this girl is probably hot cause Dan doesn't date uggos"

  • @cubsdaman
    @cubsdaman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oath. Burnie reppin the Sydney Roosters hat at the end.

  • @timyotimbo
    @timyotimbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gavin could buy her a few beers to see if she becomes even more cross-eyed, maybe he'll get lucky.

  • @851852093114208513
    @851852093114208513 9 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    It took me way too fucking long to realize that the bucket was supposed to spell "Beer."
    I was sat here for like fifteen seconds thinking, "Beryllium and Erdium? Who the hell is that bucket even for? Who would see that and go, 'I need this.' I don't even--- Oooooooooh."

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here, took me 4 mins till I figured it out by noticing that Jack had a bottle of beer in his hand.

    • @gregorybayer8771
      @gregorybayer8771 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you thing Bromine Barium for Breaking Bad?!?

  • @dragonkingz6123
    @dragonkingz6123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gavin you were all nervous and flustered when you first met Meg

  • @ilo3456
    @ilo3456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dan "The 'Crosseyed'-Man"

  • @danielzucak4890
    @danielzucak4890 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gotta love how Burnie has a Sydney roosters hat

  • @micheljavert5923
    @micheljavert5923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Poor Barb through that entire first section XD

  • @PurpleTheta
    @PurpleTheta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    00:38 Gus’s laugh is too funny

  • @MinePurpose
    @MinePurpose 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Dan tried to get with Barbara? UNFORGIVABLE!!!

    • @Jteee1
      @Jteee1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I think you mean UNDERSTANDABLE

    • @MinePurpose
      @MinePurpose 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That too....I will begrudgingly accept....

    • @HushedObserver101
      @HushedObserver101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      smudge boooo! Get off the stage!

    • @LoganBluth
      @LoganBluth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @smudge Is that you, Barb...? 🤨

  • @chancellorwilson5757
    @chancellorwilson5757 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Correct me if I'm wrong but the Dan they are talking about is the Dan from the Slomo Guys right?

    • @whitenoise8397
      @whitenoise8397 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      +COME AT ME BRO Dan the Man with the Plan? Yep.

  • @shadowldrago
    @shadowldrago 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I wonder, if Burnie accidentally burnt his father, would that be a sonburn?

  • @Lovesickobsession19
    @Lovesickobsession19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i don't know how she saw it" If I didn't watch RT and one of my friends knew someone on it (whether it be cousin, significant other, whatever) and I had met them before, I'd totally look it up to find stuff with that person in it. At least then I'd be in the know about what kind of stuff they were into so I could have a meaningful conversation with them.

  • @Ms.Nightshade
    @Ms.Nightshade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Having the RTAA in the corner helps so much!

    • @Ms.Nightshade
      @Ms.Nightshade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      seriously, without it, i'd have no idea where this was from...

  • @jenicdarling9690
    @jenicdarling9690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    my friend's relative was cross eyed but she was still a very beautiful girl.

  • @2Fat2Furi0us
    @2Fat2Furi0us 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Did a quick search for cross-eyed porn. To my immediate surprise, I found a site that specializes ONLY in that. Besides the tons of porn movies regarding that...

  • @leeks1408
    @leeks1408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I wouldn't be surprised if EVERY guy at Rooster Teeth came on to Barbara I mean why wouldn't you?!?! Also she doesn't look cross eyed to me

    • @BorksmithandTheBeef
      @BorksmithandTheBeef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Alika Achong Her eyes are slightly wall eyed. But not enough for most people to care (she notices because she sees her face often)

    • @leeks1408
      @leeks1408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shad Mcderpin I just can't see it #PunNotIntended

    • @BorksmithandTheBeef
      @BorksmithandTheBeef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alika Achong hhahahahahahahahaa xD. Barb would be pleased, but it is really subtle.

    • @BorksmithandTheBeef
      @BorksmithandTheBeef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Like, towards the end of one second in, her right (our left) eye is straight on, the other is pointed ->
      but it's so subtle you'd probably have to be creepily staring at her face for most people to notice.
      edit: sorry for the slow. I'm baking atm. cookies!
      edit: I realised I probably made it sound like I was staring like a creep...She is very pretty but that's not why I noticed. I do animation/art so I kinda just notice subtle things like that.

    • @trackboy17
      @trackboy17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alika Achong i have some bad news for you....

  • @skojaare
    @skojaare 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:58 😬

  • @megamania7106
    @megamania7106 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jordan owes Gavin something.

  • @oswaldplays1286
    @oswaldplays1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    dan is my favorite cause he voises donut and im alot like donut like almost exactly the same.

  • @emmad799
    @emmad799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It's weird that barbara has never noticed she has kind of a lazy eye her ENTIRE life because when I fist saw barbara when I started watching rooster teeth I noticed immediately and was like "hmm". Maybe I just notice those things more than other people??? Can anyone else relate???

    • @mrvampire2292
      @mrvampire2292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's harder than you think, it took me 17 years of life to notice one of my eyes fades away from the other

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to say "Maybe she and Ryan Gosling are from the same town, and it's normal in that part of Canada," but apparently they're not.

  • @NinjaGunner51
    @NinjaGunner51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    How is Ryan?

  • @kalen1702
    @kalen1702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    F'real though I feel bad that she saw this.. C'mon Gav lol be nice

  • @russellbrown6888
    @russellbrown6888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    And that's why they call him "Dan the Man". I'm not an expert on dudes since I don't go that way, but how attractive would Dan be on a 1-10 scale?

    • @alejandrobelardo7724
      @alejandrobelardo7724 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol nice pro pic that made me lauh

    • @cliffsidekiller
      @cliffsidekiller 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a straight male, I would say he is a 6 or 7 I guess? He isn't bad looking and has a good built from what I can see so far.

    • @paragonjones13
      @paragonjones13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A good 7. Maybe a decent 8. From what I hear his nob is immense, so, it might push him to an 8.

    • @shane199817
      @shane199817 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Id probably say a solid 7 or 8. Btw I dont go that way either lol

    • @kayisalie
      @kayisalie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Female attracted to males here, I'd say Dan is at least a 7 but more like 7-8 he's pretty attractive in his own way

  • @KieranTheSpartanFTW
    @KieranTheSpartanFTW 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    #sydneyroosters

  • @Insane117Limited
    @Insane117Limited 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Are they talking Dan Godwin aka Donut from RVB?

    • @lundylow
      @lundylow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, Gav and Dan are the SmoMo Guys. Look em up, they're cool. Dan Godwin is completely unrelated to this.

  • @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214
    @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why are there two audio scripts

  • @spyguy1099
    @spyguy1099 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only other 2 character with eyes like geoff

  • @CH0PSTlCKS
    @CH0PSTlCKS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So basically he likes ahegao

  • @DeltaTetraHydra
    @DeltaTetraHydra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maybe its a problem in the uk Bernie says... As im sat here in britain watching this and the wall....

  • @IkeFanBoy64
    @IkeFanBoy64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    #SmallWorld

  • @F0XHunter
    @F0XHunter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    110+ to 1337

  • @deadlychozo
    @deadlychozo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I still haven't seen Dan's face

    • @bootmanbill2362
      @bootmanbill2362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Samakrx ;3 watch the channel slo mo guys, its dan and gavs channel

    • @Troglodytarum
      @Troglodytarum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Samakrx ;3 You a blind then

  • @alexhowe
    @alexhowe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Boy, the line of questioning about having sex with Rooster Teeth fans has NOT aged well in 2023.

    • @dragonsvideos6737
      @dragonsvideos6737 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hhmmm

    • @JarfTaco
      @JarfTaco หลายเดือนก่อน

      2023 specifically? Did I miss something other than Ryan? I know the company’s dead now but I don’t really know much about all that’s happened in the past few years.

    • @FoxGoesSquee
      @FoxGoesSquee 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it caught me so off guard.

  • @spartan1010101
    @spartan1010101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Next Headline: Burnie thinks UK girls are cross eyed

  • @hsxpro21
    @hsxpro21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What happened to dan?

  • @christiaanhugenholtz7586
    @christiaanhugenholtz7586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's burnie drinking? That looks a lot like absinthe.

    • @NoahWeisbrod
      @NoahWeisbrod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christiaan Hugenholtz it's the stupid St Patrick's Day thing where people dye beer green to make it seem more Irish...

  • @g_7605
    @g_7605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Rule 34 If it exist then there's porn of it

  • @EmmaBonn96
    @EmmaBonn96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A one D movie would be a line not a dot

  • @danielpierce9876
    @danielpierce9876 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ohhhhh.this clip didnt age well. Ohhh man. Instead of saying dan burnie should have said ryan.

  • @HartSickle
    @HartSickle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Barbara never knew she had a little bit of a lazy eye? Nobody ever told her? Interesting. Nobody wanted to be rude I guess.

  • @michaeld8280
    @michaeld8280 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How is Ryan? 🤣

  • @HideAndGeekGames
    @HideAndGeekGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did no one else catch Gav saying Dan sleeps underage fans?

    • @fungusonus
      @fungusonus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hide and Geek he said some british youtubers are doing that, then they jokingly ask hows dan, as if he was one of them

    • @CarolynDestruction
      @CarolynDestruction 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the UK age of consent is 16

  • @potatoslicer
    @potatoslicer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are Dan and Gavin brothers?

  • @Hipno702
    @Hipno702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What's that whole bit about Dan having sex with underaged fans?

  • @Sean-fu3mn
    @Sean-fu3mn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    someone find the two girls this is referencing? I'm so curious xD

  • @deving3342
    @deving3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    How is Ryan?