Honestly, with how large they are compared to IRL dinosaurs, they're probably around the six to eight ton range, which is even more terrifying when one realizes those things are charging towards you.
Looking at the body proportions. The bastilodon is easily 10-15 ton maybe more or less depending on how heavy the armor is. The stegadon is also considerably larger than a triceratops and very fat. Only the carnosaur is more slender than a t rex
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Just watching these big dino fellas waddle their way into a charge is adorable... Also I must warn you if the Wood Elves come to pester you, DO NOT FIGHT their settlement with just one army. Those leaf lovers deal an unfair amount of damage and just refuse no rout no matter what.
I don't know about the bastilodons, but a fun fact; beasts of Nurgle ARE canonically just playing. They just don't understand that they're half-ton wads of toxic pestilence, so they kill their playmates by accident.
They eventually get depressed if nobody survives playing with them for long enough, and will go to a swamp to die of depression. Before cocooning themselves in depression and resentment, and transforming into giant murder wasps to kill everyone that refused to play with them
so fun fact, Queek gives a leadership debuff for enemy lords and embedded heroes by -20(!!!!!), thats why ol Kroq-gar was close to routing. Also, im glad you also noticed they wag their tail and murder as they frolic
I really do love your channel, I've been actively watching since the goblin Campaign and I always look forward to your uploads! Thank you Sir, you are everything I like about the Total War Warhammer Community.
I did the math and they heal a total of 70%hp each. I'm pretty sure that the arks of sotek typically do over double the damage of a non-healed revivification crystal variant, so while they do have their place (healing high-value targets) they aren't the best to spam IMO. Also, in a normal campaign a Life Slann is a no-brainer for the Dino bois which makes them obsolete.
@@BrilliantStupidity in my experience, being able to end every small battle at max health so you can just keep going without needing to replenish is more valuable than dealing slightly more dps so in one big battle ark of sotek might be better but in a long series of easy small battles revification crystals' sustainability is better
I love dino rush, but truthfully one of my favorite lizard men armies is full force fire. Fire slan, salamanders, Fire leach bolas, fire banners to put on monsters or infantry and then just light everyone the hell up. On ya and the ever beautiful solar engine.
For some reason thorek always declares war on me as well in any campaign I play in that area even if I have positive relations with him Guess he doesn't care much for his expedition
I've been trying to do something similar but with Cold Ones / Horned Ones. Love them so much. But quite hard when nothing buffs them. Red Crested Skink seems to be the way though. Alternatively you could do Dark Elf cold ones and use Rakarth or a generic Beast Master. (I suggest doing that as a campaign challenge given how you need a T4 to start receuiting cold ones.)
"I'll stab my fellow cold bloods in the back, I dont see how this can go poorly." [Allied Dwarves declare war] "The risk I took was calculated but boy howdy, I'm bad at math."
If there's one thing I've learned from Total War: Warhammer III it is to never voice your plan because the game is always listening and just loves to throw a wrench into your forehead and say "F your plan!"
@@Max-bg7oo fighting lizardmen was always hell... "Oh what's that, your units have surrounded my saurus warriors? That means they'll eat twice as much"
Idea for another series. As either Azazel or Siegvald use only chaos units unless the Slaanesh units come from the soul exchange...i know worded wierd but I think its understandable enough.
i would advise you to attempt a counter attack on queek because i doubt he's gonna give up. do not focus on holding his territory just take it away from him to make his life harder. he is really the only threat you've got so far... until kairos decides to leave the chaos wastes
as a v casual total war warhammer player but a massive warhammer nerd, its hella fun. dont feel the need to crank up the difficulty because the AI straight up cheats most of the time
The way to expand into good land for Kroq-Gar, without fighting other lizardmen directly, is going through the Devil's Backbone which leads to the desert (and only to the badlands if you go further north) and then start dunking on the Tomb Kings. And that is then the rest of the campaign basically. The map is a bit bigger now, but in WH2 those were the only settlements that allowed you to link up your bottom-right of the map hermit kingdom with the rest of the world. They were the *most important* two settlements in Kroq-Gar's empire, as the vast.vast majority of your trade would flow through there, and the only way to start conquering good territory, mountains everywhere else. . The two settlements I am talking about are those two settlements you sold back to Thorek.
The dwarfs pulling a anti player bias out their ass is why I have mods to prevent them from just going "Oi Oi, you having fun? NOT ANYMORE!!!" With their stupid bs where even when your both at pretty decent positive relations they make sure those relations never go back till either side is dead or dying... it pisses me off cause its the main reason I never have alliances with the Ai, cause any moment I could just be a target regardless of relations and treaties cause apparently living peacefully and planning for a single turn is too much to ask for in this game. Yes, I get the purpose of why its done like that, but it doesn't change how stupid and absolutely annoying it is. Also makes it stupid for when you try making order or chaos tide and get cucked.
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Imagine being some random foot soldier thinking “oh we outnumber them we should be safe” then a army of four ton killing machines run you down
I believe we call those random foot soldiers Romans (laughs in Hannibal crossing the Alps with Elephants)
@@KleinesStein the French seeing the Germans walk through the mountains thought to be impassable
Honestly, with how large they are compared to IRL dinosaurs, they're probably around the six to eight ton range, which is even more terrifying when one realizes those things are charging towards you.
Looking at the body proportions.
The bastilodon is easily 10-15 ton maybe more or less depending on how heavy the armor is.
The stegadon is also considerably larger than a triceratops and very fat.
Only the carnosaur is more slender than a t rex
The characterization of Bastilodons as happy guys that just wanna play, while Stegadons are pissed off murder herbivores just feels right.
murder + herbivore => murder + herbi => murbi
Y does it say there’s a reply when there isn’t one??
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Just watching these big dino fellas waddle their way into a charge is adorable...
Also I must warn you if the Wood Elves come to pester you, DO NOT FIGHT their settlement with just one army. Those leaf lovers deal an unfair amount of damage and just refuse no rout no matter what.
F-ing leaf drinkers!
I have run into the same problem. My Kislevite patriarch doomstack can solo armies back to back no problem... except for wood elves.
I don't know about the bastilodons, but a fun fact; beasts of Nurgle ARE canonically just playing. They just don't understand that they're half-ton wads of toxic pestilence, so they kill their playmates by accident.
They eventually get depressed if nobody survives playing with them for long enough, and will go to a swamp to die of depression.
Before cocooning themselves in depression and resentment, and transforming into giant murder wasps to kill everyone that refused to play with them
@@Canadian_ZacAnd then Nurgle eventually assigns them a plaguebearer rider so that they have a friend all the time.
so fun fact, Queek gives a leadership debuff for enemy lords and embedded heroes by -20(!!!!!), thats why ol Kroq-gar was close to routing. Also, im glad you also noticed they wag their tail and murder as they frolic
Babe wake up, the GOAT posted
16:20 that ain't no bug, I can guarantee they fly now as birds originate from dinosaurs, great patch!
They fly now?
@@igorbrasilense2396They fly now.
I tried the carnosaurs and honestly I think the Stegadons performed better in every battle I had it was very strange
Well, carnosaurs are just supposed to be anti large aren't they?
Stegadons are good at grinding infantry, but carnosaurs break armies' back by hunting down and annihilating characters and leaders.
Carnosaur are a specialist unit dedicated to hunting and killing enemy monsters, Stegadons are slower but okay at everything else
Carnosaurs are one of those units that used to be OP and then got nerfed to the ground. Sadly Lizardmen is rife with these kinds of units.
This play through is just awesome. Every single dino-charge is so incredibly satisfying XD
“By adorable I mean fucking terrifying” I am dead, the best phrase yet xD
Thank you for going more into your strategy on the campaign map.
I just love theses episodes. Seeing the dinos trample everything in their path is just too cool.
They say you can’t be two places at once, but your chops are both in my heart and mind.
16:16 That bug has been in there since I started playing TWWH3 since the release of the Chaos Dwarves.
9:12 lizardman lore in a nutshell
The skinks on the solar engine are just mid-battle snacks
Ah yes my favorite movie: "The land before (the end) time"
Great content! Love total war 3 videos. Especially these ”challenge”/restricted ones
I would love a tree olny campaine
I really do love your channel, I've been actively watching since the goblin Campaign and I always look forward to your uploads! Thank you Sir, you are everything I like about the Total War Warhammer Community.
16:17 just as the old ones intended
Brilliant Stupidity out here proving that dinosaurs are still awesome no matter our age
the flight of the Valkyres while your dinos deployed in midair is golden
"dying bear noises for some reason"
I get it!
Y'know.
_'Cause Ursun got ShO-_ **disappears in a puff of smoke**
I think revivification crystals would be the MVPs
they can keep healing each other for a long time
they're just the best bastiladon variant
I did the math and they heal a total of 70%hp each. I'm pretty sure that the arks of sotek typically do over double the damage of a non-healed revivification crystal variant, so while they do have their place (healing high-value targets) they aren't the best to spam IMO. Also, in a normal campaign a Life Slann is a no-brainer for the Dino bois which makes them obsolete.
@@BrilliantStupidity in my experience, being able to end every small battle at max health so you can just keep going without needing to replenish
is more valuable than dealing slightly more dps
so in one big battle ark of sotek might be better but in a long series of easy small battles revification crystals' sustainability is better
Why not both?
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Im so happy rn. My favorite campaign so far!
YAY! Just what I needed to turn this Saturday around.
Thank you for your awesome content man :)
This is stupidly fun, I want to do this challenge.
Also nice to hear more of the sea of thieves soundtrack when the dwarfs were declaring war on you
I love dino rush, but truthfully one of my favorite lizard men armies is full force fire. Fire slan, salamanders, Fire leach bolas, fire banners to put on monsters or infantry and then just light everyone the hell up.
On ya and the ever beautiful solar engine.
For some reason thorek always declares war on me as well in any campaign I play in that area even if I have positive relations with him
Guess he doesn't care much for his expedition
Looking forward to the inevitable Tree Spirits Only campaign.
THIS is how dino fights and movies should be!❤
Loved the charges, loved the Ride of the Bastilodons, hah! Great stuff as always!
I sugest you recruit units from the sotek building
16:20 i bumped into the same glitch, on the same map on my skrag the slaughter campaign lmao
The floating dinos make me so happy but i dont know why
Entertainment value perhaps.
Oh lord those skaven wont see whats comin
i love these kinda videos so fun to watch you do these challenges
I know stegadons and bastilladons are supposed to be herbivores but those teeth ain't looking like grass munching teeth
You have the best total war vids! Thanks for the content
Gotta love the vivaldi in the background at 4:20
Just stumbled upon your channel and just finished watching the Skavenslave campaign, love it :D
Dude that OSRS music at roughly the 3:30 mark really hit my nostalgia bone
I’m loving this series keep it up!
It’s funny the bug on the dwarf map has been a thing since before the patch. I remember it happened to me early on into the chaos dwarf release
i love your videos sm… you’ve really put a lot of effort into making these and it shows
Those mutton chops got me feelin things 🤤
I've been trying to do something similar but with Cold Ones / Horned Ones.
Love them so much. But quite hard when nothing buffs them. Red Crested Skink seems to be the way though.
Alternatively you could do Dark Elf cold ones and use Rakarth or a generic Beast Master. (I suggest doing that as a campaign challenge given how you need a T4 to start receuiting cold ones.)
I almost always tune in and wait for your videos. i love them
"I'll stab my fellow cold bloods in the back, I dont see how this can go poorly."
[Allied Dwarves declare war]
"The risk I took was calculated but boy howdy, I'm bad at math."
Love the old Runescape songs as the background music!
Lovely video! Looking forward to the third episode
Honestly I dig the chops it’s a good look
If there's one thing I've learned from Total War: Warhammer III it is to never voice your plan because the game is always listening and just loves to throw a wrench into your forehead and say "F your plan!"
* insert PTSD from fighting lizardmen in wh2 *
My brother in christ fighting lizardmen in the late game was hell
@@Max-bg7oo fighting lizardmen was always hell... "Oh what's that, your units have surrounded my saurus warriors? That means they'll eat twice as much"
That bug acctually has been there for 3 months🤣
16:55 be strong clarence, be strong for mother
Man actually shaved on cam for the sponsor, huge respect
19:46 that look like a dong hehe
This shall be a prehistoric masterpiece
Do you get it?
Yo grats on the sponsor brother you deserve it!
Smashing mutton chops there, old bean
11:50 yeah, dwarf charge damage defense is insane
Are you REALLY gonna kill your Dino Friends in the Flying department? Wow
You look majestic with mutton chops
love me some dinosaurs
Hell yeah, brother.
Dark Elf, only use tamed beasts.
Good bit of calcium for the dinos this session
Can believe that the farts of sotek carried
Beard looks rad great job
6:42 Oh shit, that was a several meters tall stone statue and the dinosaur just launched it
Love the RuneScape music
Idea for another series. As either Azazel or Siegvald use only chaos units unless the Slaanesh units come from the soul exchange...i know worded wierd but I think its understandable enough.
John Hammond would be proud
They do move in herds!
16:12 *fortunate son intensifies*
Neat to see you join us in the Friendly Muttonshops gang on video
Those dwarves attacked me too
i would advise you to attempt a counter attack on queek because i doubt he's gonna give up. do not focus on holding his territory just take it away from him to make his life harder. he is really the only threat you've got so far... until kairos decides to leave the chaos wastes
16:05 dino air support
love this videos keep up teh good work
The public asks, the man responds
I hope to see a Dread before the end.
my god i love your vids u made me decide to buy the game just to play with the lizards
amazing videos as always!
Thorek always seems to give you trouble huh.
Could you beat Total War Warhammer 3 using only miners?
I strongly belive the dinos are to dense to understand magic thus acknowledge the effects of it
Aw yus more dino content 🦖🦖🦖
Thanks for all the hard work mate!
I'd feel so bad for you if you had to go against the chaos dwarves, the range damage will hurt those big boys so bad
Didn't know Warhammer had dinosaurs interest has now been peaked and I may purchase this game now, would be the first of this kind for me.
as a v casual total war warhammer player but a massive warhammer nerd, its hella fun. dont feel the need to crank up the difficulty because the AI straight up cheats most of the time
Warhammer 3: Jurassic world edition.
Child me would love this
Young adult me still loves it
The way to expand into good land for Kroq-Gar, without fighting other lizardmen directly, is going through the Devil's Backbone which leads to the desert (and only to the badlands if you go further north) and then start dunking on the Tomb Kings. And that is then the rest of the campaign basically. The map is a bit bigger now, but in WH2 those were the only settlements that allowed you to link up your bottom-right of the map hermit kingdom with the rest of the world. They were the *most important* two settlements in Kroq-Gar's empire, as the vast.vast majority of your trade would flow through there, and the only way to start conquering good territory, mountains everywhere else. .
The two settlements I am talking about are those two settlements you sold back to Thorek.
All fun and games until Skarbrand introduces himself
The dwarfs pulling a anti player bias out their ass is why I have mods to prevent them from just going "Oi Oi, you having fun? NOT ANYMORE!!!" With their stupid bs where even when your both at pretty decent positive relations they make sure those relations never go back till either side is dead or dying... it pisses me off cause its the main reason I never have alliances with the Ai, cause any moment I could just be a target regardless of relations and treaties cause apparently living peacefully and planning for a single turn is too much to ask for in this game.
Yes, I get the purpose of why its done like that, but it doesn't change how stupid and absolutely annoying it is. Also makes it stupid for when you try making order or chaos tide and get cucked.
I think someone framed the enemy for stealing the Stegs dinner.
Τake the first skaven city and give it to thorek, have him deal with it