I imagined a character in Ed Edd and Eddy, Rolph's cousin Friedrich, the son of a beekeeper. Not quite as hard working as Rolph on a daily basis, so a little bit physically weaker, but a much greater resilience, due to his immunity to the stings of angry bees and thorns from the roses they pollinate. He is much more quiet than Rolph, but the times he does talk, It's because someone is betraying the honeybees! (He's extremely passionate about his bees.)
My friend was mentally relying on a plant to keep her around and one day a squirrel just completely shredded it for no reason. It deserves the squirrel hell.
A squirrel caused a power outage and electrocuted itself to death once waaayyy back in the day, maybe 15-17 years ago, and my brother has had an undying hate for all squirrels ever since. Because of _one_ power outage. Because it meant he couldn't watch his cartoons for a while.
There was this really pretty grey squirrel with blonde ears. 7 year old me named her Blondie. Another one of our squirrels brutally killed Blondie. That squirrel deserves squirrel hell.
The more annoying this to me is the number of people in the comment section complaining about self righteous vegans. Sure, this one person on the Internet thought something dumb, but most vegans don't think that bee keeping is bad because the bees are put in a blender. Edit:typo
@@cloudthief8918 but they still do think that keeping bees is bad because "hive animals deserve to be free, free them from their evil keeper and break the lashes, the honey is just theirs, humans is taking them away", ok just like some vegans don't know shit about what they are talking(like that one), some bee keeprs DO drugs their bees so they can run away while their hive is a mess, but most of the beekeepers see treating bees the same thing as having a pet, they love their bees and want the bees to love them back.
@@Drip_Wooper perhaps that's true. I've heard about queen bees having their wings clipped so they have to say, and like you said, bees being drugged, but I can imagine that beekeeping can be done without those things. It's sort of like with eggs, where I can imagine that you could still obtain them ethically, but it's like, you're probably not going to get that with the stuff you see in the supermarket, and most people don't have the money or live in the right place to buy local, ethical products, so they might as well be off limits. Edit: one year later, I wanna make a correction. I didn't mean that local egg farms are ethical. You cannot ethically farm eggs.
@@cloudthief8918 Clipping the wings of queens is acctually bad for the hive. The queen needs to fly to mate and if she doesn't you don't get eggs, so no more bees. Is also dangerous in general if she can't escape a threat so is counterproductive in general, so I don't see many beekeepers doing that.
@@unoriginalcomment7502 Also, as Seymour said, totally unnecessary. If the Queen finds that her current hive continues to spark joy, _she'll stay because she wants to stay._ No clipping of wings or drugs required.
Fun fact of the day: There’s a sea animal called the Blue Dragon Sea Slug. It eats Portuguese Men O’ War and then uses their poison to kill other Portuguese Men O’ War
What really makes me mad is the average redditor will tell you about the ONE (count 'em, ONE) person that goes on about bee genocide, but not the THREE (count 'em, one, two, THREE) people that disprove this, so they can say that Tumblr is filled to the brim with insane idiots and everyone just agrees with them, no matter what. Nevermind, FIVE PEOPLE!
My friends dad was a beekeeper, and he used to bring in honeycomb for the teachers once a term, his dad came in to talk about how they made honey, and I honestly can believe that some people say UNIRONICALLY that it's a paste made of bees, like, they just crush them up. Every time anyone says something that dumb I cant stop laughing, if I ever met that person in real life I would be laughing too hard to correct them
How stupid is the average person? Because people i know with learning disabilities who are kids know how honey is made/isnt made and dont have these misconceptions. Im just baffled i cant even get angry, just bewildered.
I know, right? People who say stuff like "bees die when making honey" and such sound to me like they're either 3 and don't know any better, or trying to manipulate 3 year olds into becoming vegan with made-up reasons before the kids can make their own decisions.
@@Kartoffelkamm for some reason I grew up believing that cows who were used to produce milk that'd be processed into cheese couldn't have calves. I don't know who told me it, but I do remember it being an adult and believing it for a few years before I realized how stupid an idea that was.
During the Silverfish Section, I remembered that I blanked on the name for them, and I called them Cave Maracas. Because I knew the sound and where to find them, but not the name.
That's sort of like how I remember pieces of media, I apparently have them logged in my mind as [MAIN CHARACTER NAME] [MEDIA FORM] instead of just by the title? So if I try to remember something's title, I have to first buffer it in as "Solid Snake game" or "Hogarth movie" before I can finally come to "Metal Gear Solid" or "The Iron Giant," and only then after a disturbingly long pause of trying to remember the title after buffering it in as such. Tl;dr: brain broken, the Hitman series = "Agent 47 games" to me I guess
Son of a beekeeper’s backstory. I’m the son of a beekeeper, but I have hay fever, my quest is to find a potion for my allergies so that I can, once again, dance with the bees as I used to
"Kiryu, you look like a shady criminal" is basically what his brother tells him immediately after he picks his suit in Yakuza 0. Also Kiryu is a weirdo. A wonderful, stoic weirdo.
one of those posts reminded me of the short clip where someone accidentally orders spiders from a selection of drinks. being completely confused as to why spiders were a drink, they blurt out “spiders?” and then suddenly regretting what they said as the waiter pours spiders onto them
Funny thing is, I actually made an undead druid that was a weed dealer. He sold something called ghastleaf - useless for living folk, but a prized drug for sentient undead that helps ease the pain of their unnatural existence. He was also a spy for his enclave, using ghastleaf as a bribe and pretending to be an undead country bumpkin, while having an elaborate system of informants and contacts. Also, he was very uncomfortable with being undead, partially because he has no memory of HOW he became undead. His character arc would revolve around him getting his affairs in order, finding a new husband for his still-living wife, and then going to the massive tree that sustained nature magic on the cursed continent in which he lived so that he may be encapsulated in its roots and sleep eternally, helping to sustain the dying land.
My family: confused as to why I’m laughing hysterically while heating up pizza pockets Me: has Bluetooth headphones on and is listening to PM ramble on about Bees and Catgirls
In D&D, there are stats for a giant snail. It's roughly the size of an elephant, and it's called a "haungharassk". Unlike other monster stat blocks, however, it has no attacks it can make, and anyone who touches it gets extra healthy and their curses are removed if they have any... And it takes extra acid damage from salt.
I AGREE. ONCE, I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS AND AROUND 5 OF THOSE SATAN SPAWNS CAME CHARGING AT ME AT FULL SPEED. THEN, WHEN THEY WERE GONE, MORE CAME AND CHARGED AT ME AGAIN. WORST. EXPERIENCE. EVER.
27:05 plot twist. You actually do know yourself well enough to understand that telling yourself not to go there was the perfect motivation to go there and that, had you just told yourself to visit those places, without the thrill of the forbidden, you would have just procrastinated on visiting those places indefinitely.
"licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup" is EXACTLY the phrase that explains why most people are miserable right now. Well, not NOW now, because that's Covid's fault. But, you know, now in general.
To me, Tony Hawk will always be that guy I saw fall off a skateboard and land on his face while I had a deep and meaningful conversation about poetry with his child.
Yeah, but he left out the best part of the silverfish post. Oz Media covered that in one of his r/Tumblr videos, and there is a Shrek thing at the end where they had Fiona, her parents, Shrek and Donkey argue with each other over this. It's hilarious.
I feel the urge to argue against this statement, but I fear I have been set up for public humiliation for not recognising it as an obvious jest. In other words, have I been wooooshed?
Wait- heelys are illegal? **runs over to my heelys sitting on top of a tipping over bucket** THE COPS ARE AFTER YOU Edit: I've never had this many likes before! :D
In south America we had a second version of heely's, where it was a flat surface with 2 wheels on their side and a strap, which allowed you to put wheels on ANY type of shoes, they were banned for the same reason
They were banned because they were like really annoying and kind of dangerous. They were basically portable roller blades except harder to use, and you most definitely wouldn't be wearing safety equipment like a helmet. It's the same problem as not wearing a helmet n shit while skate boarding or riding a motorcycle
Last night I had a dream where you did a dub over one of my comics that was included in a Tumblr post and I was so happy. Even after I woke up I was still happy my subconscious dreamed that up for me!
Y’know I love toxic fandoms on Tumblr, I’ve always loved watching the chaos go down and watching from above never interfering like some sick sadistic death god
Wait. Aro Ace, no attraction romanticly and sexually, and incredibly skilled archer. Artemis, goddes of the Hunt and everything Aromantic and asexual. WAIT A MINUTE
friends sending you memes of things you don't watch or play is honestly adorable like they want you to be a part of something they love and that's really cute
25:52 i've been thinking about getting into D&D and I just thought about using that character concept but making the character an artificer who essentially augments the mannequin itself like a cyborg while simultaneously dressing like either a secret agent or a cowboy
4:34 getting a service dog as a classmate instead of an actual furry classmate is still a win just better because then there is a ball of fluff in the room that is guaranteed to be a cutie
There’s actually a game based on that. Only 5 of the characters you interact with aren’t catpeople. There are 2 catgirls. Everyone besides those 7 is a catboy. It’s called “Lamento -BEYOND THE VOID-”.
27:52 I'm actually all three. My grandmother on my mum's side is english, and her husband, my grandad, is Irish, and i was born and raised in australia, with my dad's side of the family living here most of their lives. I am the perfect specimen of this "confusing accent" trio.
Apparently, Some Keepers DO hurt the bees, due to the "miss-handling" of the process. This is also a good reason to buy Honey locally instead of from the supermarket. Support your local Bees & Bee-Keepers, everyone! It's good for the planet.
Friend: Hey, I like your shirt Me, externally: *quietly* thanks... Me, internally: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Favorite character was a Farmer who got stabbed and when the other peasants realized he had more than 4 hit points started a cult around him and tried to make him a God with Sacrifices causing him to run away and join the Party.
Are you the son of a beekeeper? Very nice, bee brother My dad is also a beekeeper lool, and I GET SO UPSET ABOUT THIS TOPICC GAAAAH! Edit: My dad is literally friends with some of his bee queens, the bees of the hives of queens that particularly like him don't attack him, even though he works with them bare-handed. Edit 2: Also, depending on what biome you live in there are different types of honey, some of which aren't as good for winter food as others. There are types of forest honey that can give the bees diarrhea if they only get to eat this type, and because where I live there are many areas where this honey is common, it would actually be harmful to let the bees keep all the honey instead of replacing some of it with the bee food you give to them when you take the honey. Having diarrhea is a horrible death sentence to winter bees as they can explode in their own poop if the winter is too cold to go outside.
I have some bee questions for you, if you don't mind me asking: Do bees let beekeepers handle them like they do because they recognize the beekeeper and know that they aren't a danger? I know that when queens die they have to be replaced, but where does the new queen come from? Do you ever have to worry about accidentally stepping on bees and squishing them?
@@axiodile4623 1. Yes, bees do recognize their beekeeper 2. There is the food that all Bee Larvae eat and there is the Royal Jelly that is like a much better version that is given to the Larvae that will become the new Queen Bee 3. Bees usually keep off of the ground No, I am not a beekeeper nor is anyone in my family, I just live next to a few people that keep bees
Can we get a video of your parent’s beehives if they still have them? And maybe you have some stuff talking about how you keep bees? Kind of in depth, I would love to just listen to you talk about it
18:45 the Pokémon are electross phantump cacturn see dot and haunter For the 6 ft lobster I don’t know the only Pokémon that resembles a lobster that’s at least 6 foot is scizor and gliscor every other Lobster or crab Pokémon isn’t 6 foot
8:25 My grandmother’s neighbors had beehives. One day, (at the time I didn’t know why but after reading this I got it) they all came out and at the time I was in the pool. As a person whose scared of bees I was terrified and I had to hold my breath underwater for about a minute until they left. I could have never guessed that at the time they were abandoning their owner lmao
16:56 Funny story: at work I was once told that they had silverfish in the wall and would need to get an exterminator and the realization that silverfish are actually real hit me as hard as it probably did for this guy
Here is the strongest vegan arg that I can come up with: modern fitness of beekeeping sometimes have adverse effects on wild bee populations, which in turn has adverse effects on eco systems as a whole.
Oh thank god, I keep trying to explain to people that domestic bees are bad for the ecosystem. The apiculture industry really landed their promotional campaign.
The anime species debate thread reminds me of clown husbandry where different types of clown are different species. It’s an elaborate joke/metaphor and I for one love the catgirl and anime variation on this concept.
18:54 I don't think I'm a massive pokemon nerd. Yet I didn't need to think about it, I didn't even need to hear the last two and I already knew what was going on and could even name every participant of the bat.
19:26 my head cannon is that the Piano Man is actually gay, and is secretly in a relationship with John at The Bar, who’s a “friend” of his, and is hiding it from everyone so that John can win the bet
I love how he just raged about bees.
Who in their right mind wouldn’t rage about ‘righteous’ vegans and bees?
ngl it's kind of hot
prince apoopoo.
It’s gotta be, it’s a heated debate.
@@dremiphamusofsmoke1163
YOU LITTLE...
Luigi, what?
I’m not bee-sized!
Idk why but "son of a beekeeper" is so strange to me. Like, there's no reason for it, it's a perfectly normal career it just sounds funny to say.
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a beekeeper
It immediately made me think of Ed, Edd, and Eddy with Rolf. SON OF A SHEPARD indeed.
I imagined a character in Ed Edd and Eddy, Rolph's cousin Friedrich, the son of a beekeeper. Not quite as hard working as Rolph on a daily basis, so a little bit physically weaker, but a much greater resilience, due to his immunity to the stings of angry bees and thorns from the roses they pollinate. He is much more quiet than Rolph, but the times he does talk, It's because someone is betraying the honeybees! (He's extremely passionate about his bees.)
Curly Bug yas!
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO REPLY THAT OML
My friend was mentally relying on a plant to keep her around and one day a squirrel just completely shredded it for no reason. It deserves the squirrel hell.
Squirrels ate the Halloween jack-o-lantern I spent an hour and a half on when I was 8. They deserve squirrel hell
Grey squirrels are absolutely horrible creatures
A squirrel caused a power outage and electrocuted itself to death once waaayyy back in the day, maybe 15-17 years ago, and my brother has had an undying hate for all squirrels ever since. Because of _one_ power outage. Because it meant he couldn't watch his cartoons for a while.
There was this really pretty grey squirrel with blonde ears. 7 year old me named her Blondie. Another one of our squirrels brutally killed Blondie. That squirrel deserves squirrel hell.
I HATE squirrels.
That vegan one was so infuriating that I shouted out loud “HONEY IS NOT
B E E P A S T E”
The more annoying this to me is the number of people in the comment section complaining about self righteous vegans. Sure, this one person on the Internet thought something dumb, but most vegans don't think that bee keeping is bad because the bees are put in a blender.
Edit:typo
@@cloudthief8918 but they still do think that keeping bees is bad because "hive animals deserve to be free, free them from their evil keeper and break the lashes, the honey is just theirs, humans is taking them away", ok just like some vegans don't know shit about what they are talking(like that one), some bee keeprs DO drugs their bees so they can run away while their hive is a mess, but most of the beekeepers see treating bees the same thing as having a pet, they love their bees and want the bees to love them back.
@@Drip_Wooper perhaps that's true. I've heard about queen bees having their wings clipped so they have to say, and like you said, bees being drugged, but I can imagine that beekeeping can be done without those things. It's sort of like with eggs, where I can imagine that you could still obtain them ethically, but it's like, you're probably not going to get that with the stuff you see in the supermarket, and most people don't have the money or live in the right place to buy local, ethical products, so they might as well be off limits.
Edit: one year later, I wanna make a correction. I didn't mean that local egg farms are ethical. You cannot ethically farm eggs.
@@cloudthief8918 Clipping the wings of queens is acctually bad for the hive. The queen needs to fly to mate and if she doesn't you don't get eggs, so no more bees. Is also dangerous in general if she can't escape a threat so is counterproductive in general, so I don't see many beekeepers doing that.
@@unoriginalcomment7502 Also, as Seymour said, totally unnecessary. If the Queen finds that her current hive continues to spark joy, _she'll stay because she wants to stay._ No clipping of wings or drugs required.
"bees give consent" is the most hilarious thing to hear out of context
I just did and youre right
Beez nuts
@@bijeshshrestha2450 underated (is this how you spell this?)
More like the most concerning things to hear out of context
@@i.dont..exist_ NO..... you are..... a.................... b e a n.
“Son of a beekeeper” is my new expletive of choice.
By the knees of Barry B Johnson
Was the other expletive I got from PMs uploads
Son of a beekeeper VS The son of a shepherd
It really is the bees’ knees
@@Kakuretaka wAit I thought his name was Barry B Benson??
@@riotroyale Barry Bee Benson
“Son of a beekeeper” has such “Rolf, son of a shepherd” energy, I swear to god-
You dare insult the son of a beekeeper?!
It really does and I am so here for it
Their energy while rage reading this horrifically wrong "facts" was *glorious*!
I came here to make this exact comment, I’m glad I’m not alone
As someone who's dad keeps bees, I'm feeling very called out...
Fun fact of the day: There’s a sea animal called the Blue Dragon Sea Slug. It eats Portuguese Men O’ War and then uses their poison to kill other Portuguese Men O’ War
That's the equivalent of a skeleton being smashed over the head with a trumpet
I used the man o' war to destroy the man o' war
Wow. The Portuguese navy is FUCKED!
@@dnicer3486 Or spaghetti
Gods speed sea leviathan king
When a Joke about Catgirls becomes a history lesson.
More like ecology, but you've got the right spirit
@@alexanderthegreat6682 yes
Professor Lando would be proud
@Yuki the Neko U^ｪ^U
@Yuki the Neko (Loads Shotgun with malicious intent)
“I wish I could see Starbucks employees in doctor’s masks” my guy you posted this at the END of 2020 *HOW*-
I think he said "plague doctor's masks' which makes a bit more sense.
@@cernunnos8917 but still da fuc
EXACTLY MY THOUGHT
Skeletons don't need sleep, that's why we love binges.
Kill the unholy beaat
Which side of the war are you on?
Ft the cartoon whichever side has the trumpets and pasta
holymolly guackamole Rude.
@@ftthecartoon we don't need skeletons
The bee thing and the cat girl thing are probably two of the best things ever.
haha yeh
_B E E C E N T R I F U G E_
The *B E E C E N T R I F U G E* is better than the *C O R P S E W I G G L E R*
What really makes me mad is the average redditor will tell you about the ONE (count 'em, ONE) person that goes on about bee genocide, but not the THREE (count 'em, one, two, THREE) people that disprove this, so they can say that Tumblr is filled to the brim with insane idiots and everyone just agrees with them, no matter what.
Nevermind, FIVE PEOPLE!
Yeah, I like the longer conversations a lot, too. :)
My friends dad was a beekeeper, and he used to bring in honeycomb for the teachers once a term, his dad came in to talk about how they made honey, and I honestly can believe that some people say UNIRONICALLY that it's a paste made of bees, like, they just crush them up. Every time anyone says something that dumb I cant stop laughing, if I ever met that person in real life I would be laughing too hard to correct them
mmmmmmmmm.... B E E P A S T E
@@kearaoshaughnessy1224 Mmm, I love *b e e p a s t e* on my bread
@@hazeltree7738 E M B R A C E T H E B E E P A S T E
How stupid is the average person?
Because people i know with learning disabilities who are kids know how honey is made/isnt made and dont have these misconceptions.
Im just baffled i cant even get angry, just bewildered.
@@kearaoshaughnessy1224 B E E P A S T E
I saw the "fictional character attachment" post and took psychic damage
Yakuza in a nutshell
Looks at Kaito Momota from Danganronpa V3* You. You did this to me.
"Now I just wanna see all my Baristas in doctor's masks."
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, SEYMOUR!?
ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT!?
That whole entire bee thing? That was a glorious roller coaster of stupidity, education, frustration and hilarity.
It was more of all of those things thrown in a blender
i will never understand how some people can come to completely wrong conclusions and just.. not think about their dumb shit before saying it
@@shintopriestesskikyou5674 Yeah, me neither...
I know, right? People who say stuff like "bees die when making honey" and such sound to me like they're either 3 and don't know any better, or trying to manipulate 3 year olds into becoming vegan with made-up reasons before the kids can make their own decisions.
@@Kartoffelkamm for some reason I grew up believing that cows who were used to produce milk that'd be processed into cheese couldn't have calves. I don't know who told me it, but I do remember it being an adult and believing it for a few years before I realized how stupid an idea that was.
Seymour: "YOU HAVE INSULTED THE SON OF A SHEPARD!"
I feel like this is supposed to be a reference but I don't know to what it's referencing.
Wait isnt he a bee keeper
@@roylim1169 No, it's an Ed, Edd and Eddy Reference XD
@@1mariomaniac Ed, Edd and Eddy :)
@@sophiefrankis9476 Ah ok thanks. I was quite young when the show was pulled from TV so I've never watched it.
No one:
PM Seymour: *i’m boutta brighten this man’s whole day.*
This town ain't big enough for two Rattlers.
Dnicer3 Showdown at high calcium?
Sunny You bet your pelvis. I'm bringing my quick draw trumpet.
Dnicer3 *Woah, hey. Bet your own pelvis, I like mine.*
This reply section is a tumblr post
During the Silverfish Section, I remembered that I blanked on the name for them, and I called them Cave Maracas. Because I knew the sound and where to find them, but not the name.
Dark Lord Hestu requests his Dark Maracas. Do you oblige?
That's sort of like how I remember pieces of media, I apparently have them logged in my mind as [MAIN CHARACTER NAME] [MEDIA FORM] instead of just by the title? So if I try to remember something's title, I have to first buffer it in as "Solid Snake game" or "Hogarth movie" before I can finally come to "Metal Gear Solid" or "The Iron Giant," and only then after a disturbingly long pause of trying to remember the title after buffering it in as such.
Tl;dr: brain broken, the Hitman series = "Agent 47 games" to me I guess
Son of a beekeeper’s backstory.
I’m the son of a beekeeper, but I have hay fever, my quest is to find a potion for my allergies so that I can, once again, dance with the bees as I used to
D&D character backstory
You do know honey is the most widely used home remedy for allergies? Especially local honey.
@@NekoChanSenpai _ironic_
Oh the irony is Rich we better do the X:RA irony dance
"Kiryu, you look like a shady criminal" is basically what his brother tells him immediately after he picks his suit in Yakuza 0.
Also Kiryu is a weirdo. A wonderful, stoic weirdo.
Hello user
@@Ryan-zi7id I cant belive this happened
@@Rytex-nh7pm I can
Sean Taggart
No it’s BREAK DOWN BREAKDOWN, OR NOT BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN, that is the question.
And then his brother proceeds to wear a white suit, hmm wonder why?
nobody:
the bees when they enter the bee centrifuge: *T H E W O R L D R E V O L V I N G*
The first thing I thought about when reading this was Revtrocity’s “SaLoT as Jevil” bit with the bees.
Ok, that's a good one, take my thumbs-up.
Beekeeper: I CAN DO ANYTHING!
*bees find themselves in a spinning arena fighting the ahrdest boss in the game thus far*
Hehe
I saw H E W O R L D R E V O L V I N G and it's very funny
one time I was playing DnD and my friend joined in and he was a demon bard who played the Trombone. Just felt I should share that.
*doot*
*doot*
*doot three*
*doot doot*
*D O O T*
one of those posts reminded me of the short clip where someone accidentally orders spiders from a selection of drinks.
being completely confused as to why spiders were a drink, they blurt out “spiders?”
and then suddenly regretting what they said as the waiter pours spiders onto them
2:18 "now i just wanna see all my baristas in doctor masks"
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
"A werewolf who doesn't believe in the moon."
Did you mean: Moon Truther Furry
I hate this. Thank you.
Did you mean: John Patrick Douglass, also known by his online pseudonym Jacksfilms
DÒctØ_ ØctÓ But I am not the reddit man I am the TH-cam man with an evil spaceman jelly bean for a pfp
Funny thing is, I actually made an undead druid that was a weed dealer. He sold something called ghastleaf - useless for living folk, but a prized drug for sentient undead that helps ease the pain of their unnatural existence. He was also a spy for his enclave, using ghastleaf as a bribe and pretending to be an undead country bumpkin, while having an elaborate system of informants and contacts.
Also, he was very uncomfortable with being undead, partially because he has no memory of HOW he became undead. His character arc would revolve around him getting his affairs in order, finding a new husband for his still-living wife, and then going to the massive tree that sustained nature magic on the cursed continent in which he lived so that he may be encapsulated in its roots and sleep eternally, helping to sustain the dying land.
@Frost E Bear No. He was pretending to be a bumpkin. He was undead already.
There's something about this guy that just makes you SMILE
His voice is so comforting!
SEYMOUR IS AN IRL BARD.
change my mind
@@UN_BOXT I will not, because I agree.
He just has such a relatable voice and so many voices that feel like a meme
It's bees.
My family: confused as to why I’m laughing hysterically while heating up pizza pockets
Me: has Bluetooth headphones on and is listening to PM ramble on about Bees and Catgirls
"Son of a beekeeper" is such a fun turn of phrase, I'm stealing that.
I'll be honest, a sentient hat piloting a mannequin sounds pretty dope.
sounds like a fun dnd character
Isn't that the plot of super mario odyssey?
@@hazeltree7738this is implying that Mario is a mannequin
@@unionjack0638 he is.
In D&D, there are stats for a giant snail. It's roughly the size of an elephant, and it's called a "haungharassk". Unlike other monster stat blocks, however, it has no attacks it can make, and anyone who touches it gets extra healthy and their curses are removed if they have any... And it takes extra acid damage from salt.
Frend snail
Snail Knight!
I want this as a mount
@@peggedyourdad9560 If there's a racing snail version, I'd be all for that.
I Know What I'm Taking with Me to Barovia
Fun fact of the day:
Seymour's dad was a beekeeper
my uncle is a beekeeper, which means that by SOME DIVINE HAPPENSTANCE, me and seymour could be cousins
@@peternoparker 😲
Was
What do you mean was?
@@dorkle9085 idk, I thought he said was in the vid. I figured he just retired. I might've misheard tho.
THOSE SQUIRRELS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID AND THEY DESERVE IT.
What did they do to you...?
What happen....
I AGREE. ONCE, I WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS AND AROUND 5 OF THOSE SATAN SPAWNS CAME CHARGING AT ME AT FULL SPEED. THEN, WHEN THEY WERE GONE, MORE CAME AND CHARGED AT ME AGAIN. WORST. EXPERIENCE. EVER.
this is extremely terrifying out of context
“Now I wanna see all my Starbucks baristas wearing doctors’ masks.” Oh. Oh no.
27:05 plot twist. You actually do know yourself well enough to understand that telling yourself not to go there was the perfect motivation to go there and that, had you just told yourself to visit those places, without the thrill of the forbidden, you would have just procrastinated on visiting those places indefinitely.
2:13 - Seeing Starbucks employees in medical masks on Halloween is almost a guarantee this year.
yep
I knew I’d find this comment in here somewhere
Glad to be a disappointment.
HAHA YUSS
That statement aged like LIKE AN ANT
I'm a simple lady: I see P.M. Seymour posted,
I click.
laughter is a distraction from the pain of existence.
Live is pain- probably someone
Yep
@@diegoolivares1081 Pretty sure everyone has said that at some point. If you haven't... give it time.
"licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup" is EXACTLY the phrase that explains why most people are miserable right now. Well, not NOW now, because that's Covid's fault. But, you know, now in general.
Ok, whew, for a second I thought you were talking about masks
"Only weird people and grooms wear white suits."
Me: Unus Annus, Unus Annus, Unus Annus!
To me, Tony Hawk will always be that guy I saw fall off a skateboard and land on his face while I had a deep and meaningful conversation about poetry with his child.
"Are you Tony Hawk?"
"Yes"
"Why?"
@@derekdutra4516 *Collapses on the floor*
How can 19 people dislike this, he's literally just bringing joy to your day and assembling some of his best works into 1 easily accessible spot
It's the vegans
@@emottoazuka3028 beat me to it
Yeah, but he left out the best part of the silverfish post. Oz Media covered that in one of his r/Tumblr videos, and there is a Shrek thing at the end where they had Fiona, her parents, Shrek and Donkey argue with each other over this. It's hilarious.
Couch Fact: Jay Wellingdon Couch created the couch in 1895
I love him
Then I, Dnicer3 the Bone Lord, shall be the first skeleton to invent the Pasta Couch.
How did it take us until the very end of the nineteenth century to invent wide chairs?
I feel the urge to argue against this statement, but I fear I have been set up for public humiliation for not recognising it as an obvious jest. In other words, have I been wooooshed?
“Moron-selfshipper” I relate to this username on an unhealthy level
“What the f*ck did I just read?”
The greatest god damn peace of art ever
A masterpiece
28:25
🎵I just did a bad thing🎵
🎵I regret the thing I did🎵
🎵And you're wondering what it is🎵
🎵Tell you what I did🎵
🎵I did a bad thing🎵
Wait- heelys are illegal? **runs over to my heelys sitting on top of a tipping over bucket** THE COPS ARE AFTER YOU
Edit: I've never had this many likes before! :D
In south America we had a second version of heely's, where it was a flat surface with 2 wheels on their side and a strap, which allowed you to put wheels on ANY type of shoes, they were banned for the same reason
They were banned because they were like really annoying and kind of dangerous. They were basically portable roller blades except harder to use, and you most definitely wouldn't be wearing safety equipment like a helmet. It's the same problem as not wearing a helmet n shit while skate boarding or riding a motorcycle
Weaponize your heelys so that they fall under the second amendment right and the cops can't take them away.
@@squeaktheswan2007 Don't do that, either, because then they'll be harder to get in certain states.
@@chimblemasterofchimney4771
Not if you can outskate the authority.
I AM SPEED!
I got a “I put ketchup on my ketchup” shirt because of you.
If I had the choice to, all of my shirts would be different iterations of that shirt.
Hearing Bo Burnham referred to as “Goliath twink” made my whole ass day
12:44 OKAY BUT THAT GENUINELY GOT ME
It is a REVELATION to me how did I never notice-
“People in white suits without a girl are weird”
Takuto Maruki: ...
The implication that maruki isn't weird is killing me
@@blankshades1014 same
That control freak? Yeah, he's a weirdo.
@@TayDoesStuff If you say so. I disagree, but that’s okay.
Did you SEE his Phantom Thief attire!? Mans is weird as FUCK.
Last night I had a dream where you did a dub over one of my comics that was included in a Tumblr post and I was so happy. Even after I woke up I was still happy my subconscious dreamed that up for me!
This is so friccing wholesome
@@jamesfilyawDigginGabe I like it when my mind is kind to me!
Wait Voice actor (Im aspiring to be one), Irish (Im Irish) and son of beekeeper (me too)?
I think Im past Seymour
Hello were can I find some quality internet service
@@killerqueen6114 Wouldnt you like to know
@@Ryan-zi7id well yes I would so I can book a flight away from kira
@@killerqueen6114 Ah yeah, Ill book you one
@@Ryan-zi7id thank you
I was NOT expecting a heated discussion on honey. You have my subscription kind sir.
"light would no longer appear straight"
G A Y L I G H T
Well, light is rainbow colored
Y’know I love toxic fandoms on Tumblr, I’ve always loved watching the chaos go down and watching from above never interfering like some sick sadistic death god
Wait. Aro Ace, no attraction romanticly and sexually, and incredibly skilled archer. Artemis, goddes of the Hunt and everything Aromantic and asexual. WAIT A MINUTE
Oh shit
HMMMMM
Oh fuck
HUEHUE
gross, colonialist
friends sending you memes of things you don't watch or play is honestly adorable like they want you to be a part of something they love and that's really cute
I grew up with bees so when they were saying honey was made by crushing bees I couldn't frickin breathe I… how can someone think that? Wat
I wonder if they think, this is also how they get cow milk...
This is literally a goldmine for me, i'm wheezing so fucking hard
Finally found the holy graal of my humor sense
18:05 I mean when the universe was created all matter was compressed down to a point so everyone's everyone's soulmate
I love how with P.M.´s binge compilations you always know when the original video ends because he just starts screaming.
I love that the first binge compilation after P.M's break came with so much ace positivity!
People go crazy over cat girls
*Fox girls are better!*
I noticed your username, so... Hello, fellow RWBY fan!
by any chance do you know our lord and savior Noble?
As a Ghost- and Dark- type Umbreon I can confirm.
Ah yes. That’s the good sauce
@@captainflarg I thought our Lord and saviour was the jelly filled donut
25:52 i've been thinking about getting into D&D and I just thought about using that character concept but making the character an artificer who essentially augments the mannequin itself like a cyborg while simultaneously dressing like either a secret agent or a cowboy
4:34 getting a service dog as a classmate instead of an actual furry classmate is still a win just better because then there is a ball of fluff in the room that is guaranteed to be a cutie
Everyone talks about catgirls but where's the catboys? The gays want nekos too
There’s actually a game based on that. Only 5 of the characters you interact with aren’t catpeople. There are 2 catgirls. Everyone besides those 7 is a catboy. It’s called “Lamento -BEYOND THE VOID-”.
Please.i've had enough with country vore
dont please
No, the gays want the full on Beastmen.
No one wants the half-way, everyone wants the complete.
@@Dryfloorsign after you see vore of your own country
Nothing is normal anymore
@@anette.a.e8885 oh no
The rage about his bees... This man is so damn caring about his bees and I love it.
p.m seymour : posts a new binge
me : i don't need sleep i need to watch this
"I don't need sleep I need answers"
"The world's smallest accountant."
I'M WHEEZING.
27:52
I'm actually all three. My grandmother on my mum's side is english, and her husband, my grandad, is Irish, and i was born and raised in australia, with my dad's side of the family living here most of their lives.
I am the perfect specimen of this "confusing accent" trio.
The thumbnail gives me
"I cant believe you've done this" vibes
HEY PM, CHECK OUT THE BAND "FIRST OF OCTOBER" pls lmao. it's a two man band that do their albums in one day; writing, recording, everything in one day
Which day
hypnochonk, it’s a mystery that evades all of us.
I love that you can tell where the separate episodes are by looking out for the perfectly cut screams.
Apparently, Some Keepers DO hurt the bees, due to the "miss-handling" of the process. This is also a good reason to buy Honey locally instead of from the supermarket.
Support your local Bees & Bee-Keepers, everyone! It's good for the planet.
6:58 You can just hear PM get angrier and angrier as he reads
0:54 by that logic, Jojo's bizarre adventure is also a wizard spell
In this assay I will-
Did JoJo develop it? Then yes
**gasp**
Sounds like an enforced version of the 'may you live in interesting times' curse. Things drag you into adventures and weirdness constantly.
Friend: Hey, I like your shirt
Me, externally: *quietly* thanks...
Me, internally: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WILL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:45
I know that supposed to help but it really makes me thing what is in the corner of my eye when i feel like there's something there.
18:28 the fact that ranboo is 6’8 (idk his height Ik he’s over 6’0) is great bc he’s basically a ender man
On the origins smp
He is 6ft 6 irl!
My Favorite character was a Farmer who got stabbed and when the other peasants realized he had more than 4 hit points started a cult around him and tried to make him a God with Sacrifices causing him to run away and join the Party.
the weirdest feeling is when you see your small-time mutual on one of these compilations
Are you the son of a beekeeper? Very nice, bee brother
My dad is also a beekeeper lool, and I GET SO UPSET ABOUT THIS TOPICC GAAAAH!
Edit: My dad is literally friends with some of his bee queens, the bees of the hives of queens that particularly like him don't attack him, even though he works with them bare-handed.
Edit 2: Also, depending on what biome you live in there are different types of honey, some of which aren't as good for winter food as others. There are types of forest honey that can give the bees diarrhea if they only get to eat this type, and because where I live there are many areas where this honey is common, it would actually be harmful to let the bees keep all the honey instead of replacing some of it with the bee food you give to them when you take the honey. Having diarrhea is a horrible death sentence to winter bees as they can explode in their own poop if the winter is too cold to go outside.
I have some bee questions for you, if you don't mind me asking: Do bees let beekeepers handle them like they do because they recognize the beekeeper and know that they aren't a danger?
I know that when queens die they have to be replaced, but where does the new queen come from?
Do you ever have to worry about accidentally stepping on bees and squishing them?
@@axiodile4623 1. Yes, bees do recognize their beekeeper
2. There is the food that all Bee Larvae eat and there is the Royal Jelly that is like a much better version that is given to the Larvae that will become the new Queen Bee
3. Bees usually keep off of the ground
No, I am not a beekeeper nor is anyone in my family, I just live next to a few people that keep bees
Puts a whole new meaning to Explosive Diarrhea
I'll escort myself out now
This is like watching intellectual Calvinball. These people are just making up the facts of their debates as they go
Hey i got that reference!
13:16 same, I have no idea if I'm an enby, if I'm a gal, if I'm everything at once, if I'm genderfluid, if it's Monday afternoon or Thursday morning.
Somehow the idea of blending bees and calling it honey (or effectively putting them on a carnival ride until they puke) is more funny than concerning.
Can we get a video of your parent’s beehives if they still have them? And maybe you have some stuff talking about how you keep bees? Kind of in depth, I would love to just listen to you talk about it
The perfect thing for waiting for my teacher to show up to class
I still watch these despite already having watched them!
I’d watch a binge any second of the hour just so I can hear the wonders of absconding bees
26:12 this sounds like a great main cast for a book. Really. Ok, maybe not a book, but a comic series fpr sure, right?
18:45 the Pokémon are electross phantump cacturn see dot and haunter
For the 6 ft lobster I don’t know the only Pokémon that resembles a lobster that’s at least 6 foot is scizor and gliscor every other Lobster or crab Pokémon isn’t 6 foot
8:25 My grandmother’s neighbors had beehives. One day, (at the time I didn’t know why but after reading this I got it) they all came out and at the time I was in the pool. As a person whose scared of bees I was terrified and I had to hold my breath underwater for about a minute until they left. I could have never guessed that at the time they were abandoning their owner lmao
it took me until now to realize that seymour argues with himself when narrating these posts
16:56
Funny story: at work I was once told that they had silverfish in the wall and would need to get an exterminator and the realization that silverfish are actually real hit me as hard as it probably did for this guy
Yeah I found a shit ton of Silverfish in my locker in my middle school and it was SHOCKING
Here is the strongest vegan arg that I can come up with: modern fitness of beekeeping sometimes have adverse effects on wild bee populations, which in turn has adverse effects on eco systems as a whole.
Oh thank god, I keep trying to explain to people that domestic bees are bad for the ecosystem. The apiculture industry really landed their promotional campaign.
The anime species debate thread reminds me of clown husbandry where different types of clown are different species. It’s an elaborate joke/metaphor and I for one love the catgirl and anime variation on this concept.
18:54 I don't think I'm a massive pokemon nerd. Yet I didn't need to think about it, I didn't even need to hear the last two and I already knew what was going on and could even name every participant of the bat.
19:26 my head cannon is that the Piano Man is actually gay, and is secretly in a relationship with John at The Bar, who’s a “friend” of his, and is hiding it from everyone so that John can win the bet
15:16 for anyone who's interested that's Aiden Gallagher from Umbrella Academy.
1:37 almost every game, link has some kind of magic instrument, how is he not a bard
27:58
You say mistake, I say one of the best cursed gifts conceived. Your contribution to the terrible book is appreciated.