Devise The Most Delicious Dust | Full Task
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ก.ค. 2024
- From series 8, Iain Stirling, Joe Thomas, Lou Sanders, Paul Sinha, and Sian Gibson attempt to make the most delicious dust and serve it in a dustpan to Little Alex Horne.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion. - ตลก
Paul eloquently describing the problem with how Henry the VIII is taught while grating cheese and insulting Greg was gold
The Sinnahman is truly a multifaceted threat.
@@Taolan8472 i think its sinha so surely it should be sinhaman
@@sashabell9997 On The Chase, it's just spelt 'Sinnerman' despite being a play on his surname
Do they actually teach that he was a good guy in school? I didn’t get taught history so I don’t know what they teach.
@@rachelcookie321 I would argue that not being taught history indicates a problem with how they teach history...
"The popping candy was lovely, but there was a lot of burnt porn."
A sentence that has never been spoken before, and hopefully never will again.
@@myguyry I will invent a restaurant that serves only popping candy and burnt porn
"I flambéd the porn" is such an incredible sentence
can we have a compilation of all the knowledge that paul splits out across the tasks?
Yes pleeease!
Surprised that Lou didn't give Alex a big spoonfull of cinnamon to Alex. Fair enough, Alex would choke to death, but after signing him up for scientology that would be merciful
That would involve being funny. Lou is allergic.
I thought Scientology was banned in the UK? Or is it Australia...
@@Hexen_Wulfdefinitely not Australia, I live here and walked past them just a few months ago
@@chrisjones5411 name your top 5 female comedians, go!
She signed him up? So is he a member of the cult ? Is she a scientology nut too?
Pity if true.
"I have no idea why you are such a freak of nature, Greg."
Hahahaha, love the contestants banter between Greg and them. :)
"The popping candy was lovely, but it had a lot of burned porn"
a phrase that I use regularly
"Flambée'd the porn" is a great quote.
‘Sang-wich’? Is that like the way Benedict Cumberbatch had been saying ‘penguin’ as ‘peng-wing’?
It's oddly reassuring that other people also cause themselves bodily harm while grating cheese. I was concerned I might be the only one.
One simply cannot grate or peel anything without spilling a bit of blood.
Those particular graters have a well-deserved reputation
I lost a knuckle to the cheese grater once. It's serious business.
Supposedly there are chain mail gloves you can wear to prevent that.
@@pendlera2959we have them. They work. But also one doesn't need to grate the whole thing, just eat whatever nub is left.
"I have learned more about myself on this show than I would have liked"
Best quote in fifteen seasons
3:28 "You've got mine and Paul's DNA inside you!"
Came for “Sangwhich”, stayed for Paul’s brilliant takedown of Henry the 8th at 2:04!!!
He and Benedict Cumberbatch need to get together and say "pengwing" and "sangwich".
That's how everyone in Central Scotland pronounces it, I think.
@@gemma3877 Everyone in Central Scotland and now also me because I heard it on TM and loved it! ❤ 🥪
@@gemma3877aye, all over Scotland really. We also pronounce "purple" "purpuw" 😂❤😂
@@gemma3877You think wrong.
8:27 This is why i like Iain, when he saw himself and the way he acted he really did his best to rectify his behaviour.
Whereas Lou just ran with it and tried to see how awful a human she could be.
Love the fact that they briefly cut to the Inbetweeners Joe Thomas when Alex uses the word clunge
I would probably ask for dried bacon and dried mushrooms, crush them together and then get some grated cheese.
Can we get a compilation of the bizarre things Alex has eaten on this show?
It's amazing what he puts himself through!
Toothpaste pie was a good one for me lol
I respect Paul so much
The word "clunge" may be my favorite UK colloquialism
Sangwidge.
Maybe he's the right one and we're all wrong!
I live in glasgow. Everyone says sangwidge. I have given up the fight now, defeated by weight of numbers..
Such a great show!!
I saw the thumbnail in the morning before work and I've been thinking about this task all day
I said "thumb and thingers" until I was 16, completely unaware. I spelled the second word with an F, but still said 'thingers' (with a hard g).
I pronounce “f” and “th” the exact same but I’m not sure which one I say. So I either say “thumb and thingers” or “fumb and fingers”. Both sounds sound exactly the same to me so I can’t tell which one I do.
Alex said on the TM podcast that Lou's burnt up mags was the worst thing he's ever eaten on the show. Lou was brilliant and evil this series.
He also said it right in this clip from the show itself...
5:50
She was my favorite to be the LLP (low level psychopath) of the group...
Yep, beating out Ed's spit tea, Tim's dog food pasta and Jess' whole key lime pie
"YES, MUMMYYYYY!"
-Lou Sanders
The tastiest dust is that which I consume as the last remainder of a box of Lucky Charms! 😂
They should do a fan favorite series. Enter whoever is willing to participate into a bracket and let fans make an all star crew (Not in terms of skill but in terms of hilarity😅)
Straight up would have got cereal and crushed it. I use to mix it inside a cup of milk and drink.
Haha, that was my idea too. Crushed up cinnamon toast crunch.
I immediately thought of spicy!
Like burning hot!
Ground chillies.
That greg artwork is amazing i need it
You used to be able to buy framed prints on the TM website but recently I’ve only seen the portraits on shirts and tote bags. Not sure if they stopped doing prints temporarily or permanently.
3:30 his face 😂
I would just make some rice crispy treats with sawdust in it. It would be technically be the most delicious sawdust ever.
The way Paul nonchalantly downs that rock of cheese is frightening.
Greg & Alex Are Brilliant TM Best Show On Tv
Surprised nobody thought to just fuck with Alex and give him California Reaper dust.
2:07
Extremely well said Paul.
Don't know about you folk... but i certainly was not taught that Henry the 8th was anything positive in school...
Nobody is, Paul's talking shat
I would’ve added MSG.
That isn't a universal flavour enhancer. It mostly only goes well with things that salt pairs well with.
Ooh, box graters are the most dangerous graters!
I love glitter and unicorns. Sean is my hero.
I really don't remember this series at all. Don't remember this task or the previously uploaded sand portrait one.
Fun dip. Done.
0:13 is some real Benedict Cumberbatch vibes. “Sang wedge” “pang wang”
polvorón could come in clutch in this task.
My first thought was cake and then crumble it until it can be considered to be dust
Or take powdered sugar and dust it arount
*Slaps a gram on the table*
cinnamon and sugar? i love the milk from Cinnamon grahams.
no cocaine ☹
surprised no one mentioned it. maybe it got cut out
I love Lou Sanus.
Beg pardon?
@@misscryptoria You heard me.
Lou's WHAT
how nobody asked for dorritos is beyond me
Because that would be boring AF
I would have just mixed banana pudding (custard in the UK) mix with purple edible glitter. Easy peasy.
I don’t think banana pudding is dust.
Banana pudding MIX is a powder in a box.@@rachelcookie321
@@rachelcookie321Banana pudding is usually in a powder before you add wet ingredients
Yeah, we don’t have banana pudding. Closest we have is Angel Delight
Doritos dust is the most delicious dust.
Jester Criticalrole… approves
We all know peanut dust is the best dust
can you imagine if Rhod Gilbert had been given this task ?
oh this would be easy! Salmiak (ammonium chloride) mixed with licorish powder and sugar!
More worryingly is what i learned from watching this, and that is to never give celebrities a grater! its a wonder they all survived!
The good news is that dussssst is LOW in fat! So your can have as much dussssst as you like.
Best comment is at 5:53 "The popping candy was lovely, but um.. it had a lot of burnt [REDACTED]"
If the drink waiter brings you drinks and the food waiter brings you food… what dose the head waiter bring you? 😂
I would’ve just grabbed a bag of Cheetos and sieved the “dust” out of it
I didn't remember Ian winning any tasks
He actually won the most tasks in this series
I wonder if I would have tried to comply with the task or sacrificing points just to let Alex eat something absolutely disgusting, like Toenails. But then I probably would value Alex too much, as being the "good guy" of the two
"And I sprinkle it with the Dust of Deliciousness"
Alex gets disadvantage on wisdom saving throws from Ian's dust, which is funny, cause I feel like Sharn's is closest to the intention of the Dust of Deliciousness.
This is such a Critical Role-ass challenge
*Sian
Interesting
Bearing in mind that I'll never be on Taskmaster and that even if I were, this task wouldn't repeat. I would have forced Alex to eat some disgusting dust (I'm thinking raw onion powder mixed with ground pepper) and hope Greg gives points for torturing his assistant over following the task.
I think the burnt porn demonstrated that he wouldn't have.
@@tylisirn I think the burnt porn demonstrated that Greg had no interest in rewarding Lou's virtue signalling. I'm describing a completely different scenario.
Old mate with the glasses is English
The things Alex will eat (or taste) is awful.
Do they not have Cheetos in the UK? I feel like I would have just dusted an entire panful of cheeto and called it a day
We have wotsits which are basically the same thing
Yep Cheetos does exist in the UK, if I remember right in Champion of Champions, Noel blew a pack of Cheetos off a table
@@dancrooksycamorewe can also get cheetos, but they tend to be in corner shops, you don’t really see them in chain supermarkets
Now
Every full moon, I burn a racist effigy and consume the ashes...
Hey Taskmaster Peeps, here in NZ we are missing some seasons from the TVNZ app.
Did they not pay their bills?
fourth place! Get in!
Glad this show doesn't take place in miami.
Who Burns Porn? do they want to set off alarms? and be caught with a porn stash?
As an American.. I would’ve just put sugar in a blender and made powdered sugar. Easiest one to do and I mean you can’t go wrong with just sugar. I mean your teeth may disagree but I doubt the taste buds would
You could just buy icing sugar.
4:38~4:44
Its porn but not done in a tasteful way 😊😅😂 🥇🥇🥇
clunge
First one here
Worst one here tbh
@@Mike_Dubayouuntil you! 😜
Lou is Always so cringey and throws in crude if she can. “ make the most delicious dust’
Then burns paper to consume.
about as funny as watching water evaporate woke who are the sad weird human looking objects The uncanny valley
Another example of "go woke - get one point".
what was woke in this clip?
It really isn't.
💀
Why did she force politics into something like thus in such a bizarre and disgusting way? So weird.
I don’t understand what you found wrong with lous entry?
What politics?
American, eh?....
The world is not as stuck as you in the "new world "
Imaging thinking that saying objectifying woman is wrong is political.
So sick of the woke nonsense.
Well better settle in then cause its here to stay 😊😅
@@canadianmoth so the word racist (not a specific definition of it, just the word) and yuck porn are woke concepts are they?
@@Dilmahkana nope i am all for "woke" im just poking him a bit
@@Dilmahkana i think ur arguing with the wrong person
What exactly offended you about this comedy show?
Bit unnecessary to apply the word misogynist to a man who lived in a time when sexism was just the norm
He created a religion because he hated his wife. Dude was so sexist that he risked the anger of the church.
They already covered that in their section, they literally addressed the fact at the time society had more patriarchal norms
Just because something's normal doesn't mean it's ok. And yes, Hanry VIII was a mysogonist and selfish king.
@@schoeyy5468 I literally havent seen that, it wasnt in this clip, so my bad then
Would you also judge them for not having airplanes? Obviously by todays standards thats horrible, but they didnt live by todays standards 500 years ago, not really fair to judge them by such, the concept of all humans being equal didnt exist then
Lou is annoying!
People harping constantly on social justice content is just such a bore. WE GET IT, YOU'RE A NICE PERSON, CHANGE THE SUBJECT ALREADY.
Do you not see the absurdity of burning porn and eating it.
Quite a funny game but 5:40 I don't understand the use of wokeness like this? Greg Davies Referring to objectification of women? Can anyone inform me? I don't watch the entire episodes, just clips on TH-cam. Cheers
She burned a porn mag and made little Alex Horn eat it. The objectification of women quote was referring to porn magazines. He wasn't being "woke" by saying that, he was just summing up what she did in a comedic manner. Nothing to get [ironically] triggered by, don't worry. 😂
Wow, you snowflakes are still going on about the scary "woke" monster, huh? lol. 🤣😂🤣
When she burned those magazines, five people became gay trans and took rights away from cis het people.
@@hazelrobertson9415 It's is not at all "woke" to say porn magazines objectify women? Porn mags objectify everyone. They have gay ones. Feminists seem to make everything revolve around themselves
@@user-ch6ti5cc2e The only one making stuff revolving around themselves right now is you, lol.
hey hey hey! Listen! I got this dust, okay? It doesn't taste great but you gotta smell it!
“Tastes better slowly dripping down the back of your throat. Trust me!!”