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Fun fact, the monkey didn’t have a single error in all his years of service
He was also supposedly paid 20 cents a day and half a beer a week
@@aries2184 How’s a monkey gonna use money? 🤔
I guess it's true, when scientist say monkeys are almost as smart as us.
@@rasmusjensen6962well. They are sround as smart as a 4 year old. And yeah obviously that somewhat true? Have you ever seen an ape
well where I'm from we would rather stay away from baboons
😂”I have done thy mother.”
Then thou shall henceforth be known as a mother..... doer!? 🤔
art thou then mine father
@@juliavandermerwe5384 Who's thy daddy?
@@joshuarice4354 i decree that thou art then mine father as thou hath asked
@@joshuarice4354 not sure they got it😂
“I have done thy mother.”
Crowd in the back: “OHHHHHHHHeth!”
I was there. That’s how it happenedeth.
@@nategiddens9620‘‘twas how the situation doth occurred” is how you’d say that
Underated comment right here😂😂😂
😂
Ooooooeth?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂
Fun Fact about the Baboon on the railway; the officials of the railway actually caught wind of the Baboon operating switches and signals, and in a move of either unprecedented madlad energy or just wanting to save money, the railway actually tested the Baboon's proficiency at using the switches and signals. The kicker? Supposedly, the Baboon tested better than *_most humans do._* So the railway decided to just pay and have the Baboon do the job provided that the owner was supervising at all times, and supposedly the Baboon never made a mistake with the signal or switches.
Need a movie about the baboon
Yea supposedly. Every story needs to have some exaggeration to be talked about
@@Joe-lc3sv that's exactly what your mom said about your father....😮
He was just happy not to be stuck in the zoo 😂
@@chrisman3673It was South Africa. Baboons don't live in zoos there.... they live outside.
Imagine you just chilling in the 1500’s and you just hear some dude shouting “VILLIAN… I have done thy mother”
I ain’t taking that short…just waiting until morning when the chamber pot doth overfloweth whenst thee stroll on below!
Villain also meant peasant back then
villa (latin and old English) + vilein (old French) = villain (adj. old English and French) = someone provincial, not from royal court = from peasant to any bougie and even small nobility, makes no difference, all villains in the eyes of the royal court's high nobility
To which he replied, "Whilst I, in mine vigor, didst plow thy Fathers backlot with fon diligence..! "😁👍
@@BallzdeepInit🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shakespeare has some pretty good insults. One of my favorites is from Macbeth which reads, “You egg! Young fry of treachery!” As well as from Triolus and Cressida, “Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbow.”
And in Hamlet to Ophelia: "Get thee to a nunnery!" implying she was a hoe 😂
And don't forget the announcement in the Greek camp on the arrival of Cressida: "The Trojans' trumpet!"
(Pun alert!)
Also Hamlet's "Get thee to a nunnery!" to Ophelia
@@ronantheunissen8233 : Which is especially sharp if you bear in mind that in Elizabethan slang, a "nunnery" was a whorehouse.
@@ismailabdelirada9073 I'm so glad someone got that!
“That’s inappropriate for the school environment” “but miss im just quoting Shakespeare”
😂😂 that’s a good one
😂😂
What’s funny is that in high school I had this English teacher who was an older dude and was raised catholic. As such, even saying the word sex made him uncomfortable even if it was part of the reading.
We actually were told to use the replacement “reading Shakespeare” instead of sex. It was a running thing that was honestly more entertaining (especially in essays) since instead of it being a natural and overlooked thing, it suddenly was called reading Shakespeare and the context of that phrase would completely change throughout a reading which made it funnier
it's fascinating how "beauty" is almost always a trait that requires a lot of upkeep in that time period. in agrarian cultures it was lighter skin because that meant you didn't go out into the fields. then it's tanned skin because it means you had enough free time to go outside and get sun, now it's more important that the skin is smooth because keeping smooth skin with a modern diet is really hard, or that you have resilient genetics.
Yes!! 😮
One of the best insights from the comments to a video. 100% agree.
Funny how it is always lighter and ligher skin that is seen as perfect.
@@thedoomslayer5863it's rather strange if anything. Darker skin is better in regards to health
@@MarkelMathurin If that were the case white people or anyone of low skin melanin would be vastly surpassed in lifespan by darker colored people but we know this is not the case.
If you want to speak of the longest lived in terms of genetics it is Whites and Asians.
I was speaking about beauty standards and how the whiter the skin the more beautiful the woman is regarded. Even in non white cultures like South Korea where women there pay for expensive surgeries to whiten their skin.
That wasn't a joke. it was a statement.
Of matter of fact
And this is called a non-sequitur!
Most jokes are funny cause they are true...
@@jasonpayne23 but he wasn't meaning to tell a joke, just state a fact.
It's both. A statement is just a type of sentance
Those poor Foxes! 😢
Right
Left
Going by the illustration, the foxes were basically on trampolines. Looks like a big bedsheet held by multiple people, the fox is on the sheet and when the people pull the sheet the fox flies up in the air and then lands back on the bedsheet. If the fox was domesticated enough it might have fun.
[EDIT]Never mind. They literally knocked the foxes unconscious or broke their bones doing this and then proceeded to kill them. They didn’t catch the poor foxes on their way down. Pretty horrible.
its better than what any dog breed with bull in its name was bred for
Yea foxes are super special creatures so tossing them isn’t really a good idea like what did they do to you they’re just cute little furballs
The foxes one is crazy… they really were bored
after watching this i want to play it now
Germans will do anything but be normal
Everyone talking about the monkey or the “I have done thy Mother” meanwhile I’m concerned about the poor foxes..
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Snitches get stitches 😉
Righhttt
Same
Hunan species is mostly disgusting.
Wait....What about the foxes?
Yo mama jokes weren't invented. They evolved with us
Thou will not belive what thy did last night...THINE MOTHER HAHAHAHA
I just thought about something funny, your momma - Cheech Marin
its bcus the misogynist isnt it
Proof we evolved. Lol 🤣
@@razan3304🙄🤦
😂🤣 "Villain I have done thy mother".
lol. Imma start using that. Hope I don't get punched out…
Was that in the video?
@@jsmith1174 Yes
The entire exchange is:
"Aaron what have you done?"
"A thing that cannot be undone"
"You've undone our mother"
"Villain I've done thy mother"
The context is that the villain's mother has just given birth to Aaron's baby
Daddy???
The baboon worked for a half a beer each week, it worked for 9 years and never made a mistake
Imagine having a yo mama roast battle back in 2017 and your friend pulls a “I have done thy mother.”
i'm going to use this line.
They didn't actually bathe in arsenic but it was a common ingredient in makeup and skin care and the woman might not have known it was poisonous, professionals did but they didn't feel the need to stop it's production as an ingredient until it started to become known to the public and shown to he exceedingly harmful
..the more things change..
Only the wealthy would have used it ...sooo....🤔. Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea.
@@jc7997aj commie detected
@@jc7997ajI forgot that having a high number of paper makes you a bad person
@@youtubesucks1821all thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs.
Not EVERY person of wealth and power is a bad person, but every bad person is a person of wealth and power. At least, I've never heard of any poor man who lacked power committing evil deeds and conspiratorially manipulating the masses to his benefit (be it financial or otherwise).
Basically, you can be Bruce Wayne, or you can be Lex Luther. Most ppl fall prey to becoming Luther because it's the easier path but, either way, whether youre Bruce or Lex, you are still a member of the rich and powerful elite.
The baboon is also noted as never missing a signal
Even years after the guy died.
And would likely do a better job of running the country
@@ALObtuseTRUE
The baboon went on to eventually start the anc.
Someone in a different comment Fred even said he got paid and even got beer
Never realised Fox Sports had such a history
Imagine just minding your own business but then a fox slams against your window and you peek out to see people throwing foxes 🦊
Having pale skin was seen as a sign of wealth in the past, since the rich tended to spend less time outside in the sun, thus giving them paler skin than the rest.
It’s also why being fatter was considered more attractive. You had more access to food. Now we have too much food so being fitter is better as you care for yourself more.
The past? That is still the beauty standard in E/SE Asia. And yes, it is rooted in social status rather than racial stereotypes that the West lables everything regarding skin colour
@@Dartheious We weren’t talking about east Asia.
You didn’t mention native Americans, are you racist?!
@@Dartheious woah dont say its the whole west
many of us are sane and know its as much nonsense as you do.
@@Ranger1812yes because back in those times it was harder to survive so it was more attractive to be obviously wealthy enough to afford food where as today everyone can buy food so being fit and healthy is more attractive, all has to do with necessity
That's not even the oldest yo momma joke we know of. A roman senator who was often taunted because his father wasn't as prestigious as other senators was once asked repeatedly "who is your father?" And one day he responded "in *your* case, your mother has made this a rather difficult question."
i know even older that was found on tablets between 2 kings
Diogenes coming across the orphan throwing stones into a crowd and said careful you might hit your father
That may not have been a joke. He may have just been laying the cards on the table...like the others mom did with everyone. HEY OOH
As a South African I can confirm this.... My lion once shocked us all in the village by saving a baby that fell in the river🤧😢
Fascinating Thank You so Much for Sharing History with all of us 😊
Victorian's didn't think arsenic would be a problem unless you ate it...which explains why it's in just so many things from that time period. From soap to wallpaper and even rat poison.
Rat poison?
@@Supermanpower3000 Yup... you'd think that would be a big clue that it's a bad idea to be using the stuff to "improve their complexion".
Or they knew it was dangerous and used it anyways. After all, taht's what we did with lead, lead poisoning is known for millenias, but we still used it in paint last century ^^
@@krankarvolund7771 Yeah, I seem to recall the US banning lead paint in 1978 and the UK doing the same in 1992.
@@suzukablade And leaded-fuel was only ban in 1996 in the US and in 2000 in Europe ^^'
The earliest known joke is a your momma joke, but it was found on a Babylonian tablet.
Some people say every woman is a sex worker even your mother just ask your father. Other people say STFU. Who can say which is correct, certainly not me, and definitely not Joe Biden he doesn't even know where he's at.
Diving into the world of storytelling and creativity, and guess what? VideoGPT appeared on my radar. It's like having a secret weapon that effortlessly elevates the pro quality of my videos.
What did it say?
@@jilliandavis2970 I can't account for this "Babylonian tablet" but I can tell you that there is graffiti in Pompeii about someone's mother giving good head.
That was actually a lie on the internet but I assume you knew that
That Victorian arsenic bit is why I think alternate history stuff could be so interesting. The lax attitudes towards safety and the consequences of their actions would be so interesting with different levels of technological advancement. Imagine a Victorian era where they have nukes. Or where the combustion engine is widespread. Just destroying the earth and attributing it to otherworldly divine powers. Land shortages? Let’s dam the Mediterranean!
Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That thou which thou canst not undo."
Demetrius: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
Demetrius: "And therein, hellish dog, thou hast undone her."
I wonder if the appearance of so many 6's in the Great Fire of London spooked people
Totally everything was an omen or either a divine or abominable message
Sabbatei Zevi, same year.
Burn the property, buy the land, set up the first central bank.
@@TribecasoothsayerI agree but can you elaborate on why you think this?
He he he why that is.
Poor foxes🥺
BABOOON
I would pay to see that sporting event
They always land on their feet
@@RadenWAthat only counts for feline animals....
Foxes aren't felines!!!
I hate animal abuse.....
😂 this fox tossing was the funniest part 🤣
You lure us with sexy images but you keep us here with the knowledge, bless!
I thought the thumbnail was my cousin, but with a lighter complexion, quite literally a spitting image.
The arsenic thing was something my high school physics teacher would always bring up in relation to tanning 😂
"Arsenic however is pretty poisonous"
Well there's an understatement.
Literal rat poison
and so is radiation, still ppl go into sun studios :)
one thing never changes... ppl do stupid sht for "good looks" lol
@@MrArkaneMageyou mean tanning salons? Lol
@@kratos7893 I guess you are right, bad translation, sorry! :)
@MrArkaneMage dont be, i might start saying that lol sounds alil better anyway.
The Billy Shakespeare one was the best fact by far 😂
I thought the First "Yo MAMA!!!" Joke was written in a Babylonian Tablet, even the face of the Yo Mama Franchise Brody Fox said so.
Nay, tis I that has done thy mother
😂
Hath done...
@@greyeyed123Hath doneth...
@@greyeyed123 thine mother
I’m proud as a black man to see that a fellow black man was the first to “do thy mother”
Are you trying to look whiter? 😆
That's the first thing that crossed my mind too. 😂
Feel so good to know that all those yo mama jokes we said in the playground have and origin as prestigious as Shakespeare
@@RutabegaNG😂😭
Considering black people are the founders of "Yo mama" jokes it doesn't surprise me 😂😂😂
Actually no, since this person is fictional made by a white guy 😂
the thumbnail tho 💀
fr
That is the most German thing ever
“Hey Bruder, mir ist langweilig, ich will sehen, wie hoch wir das nächste Tier werfen können”
history is full of absurd things, but we still have absurd stuff in our current age. They are considered alot more absurd than what they have done imo
Yes like how now people think men can be women and vice versa. Future generations will laugh at this absurdity
Can you say democrat?😄
@@HowardArnold-be9ly You're too lost in the sauce if you think only one of the groups is responsible. Republicans fuck the country just as bad as Democrats, they just do it in different ways. Government in general is fucking us
@@HowardArnold-be9ly government in general
Like oversized butts and lip procedures? women honestly think this looks good...but most men know ummmmm no
That railway baboon even worked the signal changes by himself after the guy died, never screwing it up either.
“I have done thy mother” took me out 💀
I always liked your videos. I have never responded. But this one is outrageous. Throwing boxes??
However the monkey does not surprise me at all. All the others do thank you for sharing
Dude. "Villain, I have done thy mother" got me HARD!
Someone needs to turn this into a skit. Wheres the Babylon Bee at? 😂
Got you hard? Did you know his mother too?
Poor foxes. I bet they ate their hens or something.
Wait until you hear about the cat pianos
I hate the bad reputation that foxes get, they are just giggling dogs, if you wanna see happy foxes go to the Channel SaveAFox
Nah when I was reading Titus for school I got to that line and literally raised my hand to ask if that was the first ever recorded yo momma joke 😂. My professor apparently hadn’t made that particular connection. Like he knew it was a your mom joke but never really thought of it as the now infamous “yo momma” jokes. We got a good laugh out of that.
Couldn't believe it, had to Google it 😅
So for anyone curious...
Foxtossing:
couples each with a net, when a fox ran over it, they toss it in the air as high & as often as they could. Till the poor animal was either stunned or had it's bones broken, in which case a huntsman who put it out of it's misery.
It got replaced with badminton, when they realised at some point that it's animal cruelty. 🌚
The Pharaoh's honey on slaves and fox throwing angered me!
What confused me was a white man calling himself a Pharoah in ancient Egypt which if I'm not mistaken all the Pharoahs were dark skinned. On the continent of africa. The sun would have killed them in that era with none of the modern day constructions to even give them shade........ok the people living over there have nothing to do with ancient kemet an all of the structures an tombs left behind by them. They have never even done anything to prove thar they are there descendants. No creations no structures, no knowledge of what all the messages all mean an say. Those people are just culture and religion thieves. Black africans are the true descendants of the ancient kemites.
Do you have a clue what tortures they did back then?
@@edelweiss- Yes, we have... but it's still chocking.
Wait till you hear of the tradition of wife stealing. Be grateful you weren't born back then you would've been stolen ravaged and forced to partake a life threatening childbirth
That pic of the monkey in overalls goes insanely hard.
Heard they let da munkey have a beer or two after shift
@@t.carvin8767 that makes the image go harder.
Thank you for sharing this information with me have a bless day
Aw man the Shakespeare quote is EPIC!!!
They got whiter skin because they were at deaths door, ouch!
One could say, ghost-white.
And swooning.
What racist deserve.
There are still "Whitening creams" based on bleach especially in Asian countries. In North America, we have teeth whitening strips that are also bleach based. In Victorian times, the brilliant green wallpaper that was so popular at the time, filled the houses with arsenic.
Lead was in the paint and makeup too.. it caused many deaths ... Horrible sores etc
People forget that the paler skin was because it made them look richer because they didn't have to be in the sun. In many cultures.
Ummmmmm b l a c k s all across earth use creamers to lightin their skin... look at Rhianna, Beyoncé or 99% of girls on TV from their baby pics or 5 years old to now...
Beyonce is basically white 50% of her photos
I just don't want to look b l a c k
Thank you God and Jesus
@@Kevin-vh6nnI'm black
Imagine being a fox and all of the sudden you're yeeted into space by a bunch of drunken germans 💀
The graphics on this are stunning!!
**Me after seeing the thumbnail and title**
"Yess please, blow my mind"
Fr
Cringe
On top of arsenic they used face powders that often by formulation contained heavy metals (not Iron Maiden) like mercury. Severely lowering life expectancy. Also not just the ladies but the men would add a drop of arsenic to absinthe to futher the intoxicating effects. This would be the main reason for hallucinations as proper absinthe is diluted 1:4 with ice cold water dripped over a loose sugar cube to dissolve it. I happily take my absinthe the same way without the arsenic.
Im wondering what happened down there due to arsenic
@abdullahharis9875
Total whisky D, I would assume. But it was more most absinthe drinkers were too busy chasing the green fairy to worry about the opposite gender.
Fox tossing, did they also have Beaver Bouncing 😂
I say “Villain, I have done thy mother” on a DAILY basis. Legendary quote
Villian, I have done thy mother! 🤣🤣
It's crazy how white women in the Victorian era wanted even whiter skin.
They wanted to look like they had tuberculosis.
Only crazy if you're American.
I mean it's extreme ya. But why is it really that crazy?
@@RitzyRain it's literally in the insane history facts list.
@@ghiblikami5329 no. The crazy part is the chemical they used. YOUR saying it's crazy because they wanted whiter skin
Dude who did those drawings ??!!!! They’re SICK! 😮❤
Fun fact: monkeys weren’t just used to help disabled people, they volunteered to work in cotton fields for farmers because they felt bad and didn’t want them to drain their energy.
Imagine dying from taking a bath that you thought was perfectly safe.
"How did Victoria die?"
"We have no idea, but she died while having a bath. :("
Villain, I have done thy mother hahahahhahah
I knew about Fox Tossing thanks to Elton Castee. He tried out a show where they would try old sports and games. I can’t remember the exact name of the show right now but it had “Fox Tossing” in the title and he talked about it.
"Mind blowing" is a massive overstatement
"I have done thy mother"
Crowd- "OOOOHHHH!!!!!"
I heard elsewhere they used arsenic as a lotion instead of bathing in it to get rid of body hair (like nair but worse)
i was worried about the art tied to that baboon fact at first. but in the end it was a pretty cool fact
And I’m out here spray tanning my alabaster self
I love how you captured the shaky cam feel of these.
Imagine being used as a flycatcher 💀
Couldn't be me no 🧢
Villain I have done thy mother had me dying
Random History fact: In one of the Brothels unearthed in Pompeii there is a sign, in Latin, that says "Please Thrust Gently". Those Romans did like their brothels.
Last one broke my heart
🦊
i love the art in this short ❤
Here's a hostory fact for you.. Did you know that babies were operated on (from needle sticks to heart operations) without any form of anaesthesia because it was believed that babies couldn't feel and remember pain, as you can't remember anything from being a baby. They believed the nervous system was too undeveloped to feel pain. This was compounded by studies in the 1940s that incorrectly stated that babies lacked the capability to feel pain after they seemed to be unresponsive to pin pricks. It wasn't until 1980 that they started using anaesthesia on babies. Though surveys across the U.S. as recent as 1986 stated, infants under 15 months old were still not receiving pain relief during surgery.
GREAT fire killed 6 people, and Churchills stealing of food from Indians caused more than 10 million peoples death due to this man made famine in bengal. Call it great Famine caused by Churchil.
As far as I am aware it was closer to 3 million.
But yes. Very cruel man. And also extremely racist and narcissistic.
The fact that Brits celebrate him as a Hero while he was in many ways similar to Hitler is a pretty insane.
Bengal has a history of famine, and was not the worst famine in bengal, the 1770 famine which did kill 10 milion people which was well before British rule.
It was actual Hilter causing the WW2, which put a tremendous strain on the logistics, and Churchill wrote "Every effort must be made, even by the diversion of shipping urgently needed for war purposes, to deal with local shortages" about the famine in Bengal.
I have to question your statementas you got the numbers wrong. Was i man made, no, was it made worst by Churchill, no Churchill wanted to send 100,000s tons of food, could it have been better managed probably.
The death toll was anywhere from 0.8 million to 3 million wih a gobal wars on. In 1974 another famine with a unoffical death toll of 1.5 million after British rule.
Blaming one man for the deaths of 3 million people who he tried to help with the recources he had, is pretty mean, with an almost pathological hatred for the British.
You have the internet and you could learn about these things but you choose not to, which is a shame.
6 people reported. So definitely not true numbers
TH-camr I have done thy mother🤐....i'll see myself out🤷🏽
Fox tossing 😂 we should bring this back!
The great fire of london resulted in a memorial being built in central london, a 60 meter high plinth right outside monument station. To this day you can climb the 311 steps to the top of the monument via a very narrow stair case. At the top you will find a panoramic viewing gallery which is heavily netted ... for a good reason.
2 people have fallen from the tower and 6 people have self terminated from the top of the tower ... so the monument to those who died in the great fire has cost more lives then the great fire itself.
Beauty isn't about fair skin but smooth skin. Nothing puts me off like hairy women.
youre probably hairy yourself
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
No one asked.
fox tossing? damn i wanna do that!
No they would literally not catch them when they came down. They would break their bones, knock them unconscious, and kill them.
@@ToxicWasteBunnies so is putting toxic waste on bunnies
@@c00lkitty It was a randomized named LMAOOO. My names on my gaming platforms is usually ToxicTox and or ToxicWaste. It wouldn’t let me put those so I let my keyboard pick another word and it picked bunnies. In no way shape or form was my name done out of cruelty towards bunnies. Unlike you people in the comment section wanting to essentially torture and abuse foxes.
@@c00lkitty Also you thought u ate with this reply. Try again you psychopath 🤧
@@ToxicWasteBunnies it’s a joke
You know one day our "normal" routines will be viewed as weird one day
The fox tossing was amazing for me
This is amassing! I love history!!!!
And im gonna steal that "yo momma joke"
Heck just 3 years ago I was in a hotel in Japan and the shiseido hand cream at the hotel had bleaching powder in it
The complete statement is even funnier
"I have done thy that canst be undone, villain, i have done thy mother" or something like that
Amazing graphics ❤
That’s hella f’d up. A walking fly bait.
The monkey one should have its own comic book that’s kinda cool. The first ever your momma joke..if only he knew how far that has lived lol. Fox tossing..I love foxes but baaaaahaha. Finna sub
“I have done thy mother”
“Only because thoust father travelled to purchase the milk”
I totally get the whole fly thing lol I hate them too. I had one in my bedroom for 3 days recently that I just couldn't catch and I ended up leaving my bedroom window wide open and sleeping on the sofa until it had eventually flown out the window. I cannot stand them!
We have now graduated to the more civilized sport of dwarf tossing
I like the artwork, especially the picture of the Victorian woman in the white bikini! More of this!
The your mama joke was the best.
So that baboon was initially trained to pull the rail signals based upon hand signs that the worker would send him. However, he eventually worked out how the guy was determining which levers to pull and became able to be largely independent.