Took my nephew to the local pizza place for his birthday and accidentally gave him a $100 bill instead of a 10. I wondered for years why he seemed overjoyed to the point of tears by that '10 dollar bill'. Finally he told me one day and we both laughed for five minutes straight.
About 6 years ago I got blackout drunk at my friend's engagement party/bbq at our house. I was manning the grill and as you can expect had too much to drink. Well I woke up the next day handcuffed to a bed in the hospital. It seems I walked away from the house in my drunken state and got into a fight at a store with some people. I was arrested for drunken disorderly conduct, assault and resisting arrest. Luckily this was the first time I was ever in that kind of trouble and the store owner didn't want to press charges on me so I was given a slap on the wrist with 1 year probation and had to pay a fine. Didn't lose my job and have stayed out of trouble since! Haven't really gotten that drunk since as well. I just recently made a month marijuana and alcohol free. I'm changing things up in my life!
I don't see this at the caliber of embarrassment of the people in this video, but still kinda a funny. When I get drunk I feel the need to call my mom, or text her to justify why I am drunk. Only in the last 6 months am I finally getting better about it, but I still do it. Not a big deal right? I'm 39, she's 61. I'm seriously almost 40 and I still feel the need to justify myself for some reason. Sober me knows I'm an adult, and it's ok. Don't need to do that. But drunk not so much. Also, again, bearing in mind my age. I drunk text my crush, every single freaking time. Sober me knows not to do that. We do talk a lot, we are friends (wish it were more obviously, you know, the crush). But, when I crack open a bottle of wine or something I'm all, ok, don't text him. Your an adult, you know better. Drunk me is like, yeah, I think I'm going to text him now. Best idea EVER! Thank God he think's it's funny but still!!
Mine would be remembering a deceased friend and and became an emotional wreck. Then kissing a non single friend which after I proceeded to deep throated a vodka bottle. I then ended the night by painting the bathroom with my own vomit.
Got drunk on a Saturday night. Tried to Walk home but fell asleep on the front lawn of a church. Woke up to people arriving. Priest was outside and all of them were staring at me. I was still drunk so I started singing Hozier’s “Take me to church”
I once got hammered with some old work mates in Melbourne, fell asleep on the tram, got woken up at the end of the stop, followed the tram lines back to my hostel, during which time I was stopped by the police. Next morning I was td by my room mate that when I came in I crashed around, drank my water bottle in one go, sat down on my bunk, cracked my head on the upper birth, groaned like a castle door, and then snored for the rest of the night.
I got totally blackout drunk and I was apparently snatching discarded drinks from around the dance floor and trying to drink them, so my friend Sean hauled my dumb self out of the club so he could take me home and put me to bed. I kept running away from him, and when he caught me I would start talking gibberish, claiming I couldn't speak English, only Polish. I apparently got hysterical, like loudly sobbing, and I kept lighting cigarettes only to drop them seconds later, I also kept taking my shoes off and tossing them away, poor Sean kept retrieving them like a dog with a ball. According to him, I'd bolt away when he went to get my shoe which I'd just thrown. Sean only managed to get me into a cab after he promised me that he had more booze for me back at his house. He gave me a big glass of 'vodka' which I drank, it was a glass of water. He took me to the toilet, put a baggy shirt on me, and laid me down in the recovery position on his bed, he thought thank goodness that was over, and dimmed the lights as a settled down to play his game. I puked everywhere, and poor Sean cleaned me up, stripped the bed and put towels down before lifting me back into bed. I felt awful upon hearing all of this. Thank goodness Sean is a good man and not a creep because I was in a vulnerable position 😳
Apparently I called 911 because I didn’t know what time it was and the cops came thinking it was serious but then realized I was wasted because I asked if they could bring me home. I was in my house. My friend won’t let me live that one down😂
On the night that the Patriots finally won a Super Bowl back in 2002 I got so drunk that I gave a Rikishi Stink Face to a my friend Tony who is a vet. I swore to God the next day that I would never get that drunk again and I've only gotten drunk once since then.
I had a Entire bottle of Vaka once And my dad hears me Puking and he starts laughing I passed out and woke up, too. Calling my uncle 😂 My mom god bless her soul was panicking And the last thing I remember was My dad dragging me to the shower I was so mad at myself. When I woke up. But it's funny now😂
So I got a huge crush on this guy who already had a girlfriend and also had a crush on one of my friends (I knew nothing could happen but still, you know). Long story short, one night I was with a group of friends at my house (my crush included) and I got extremely drunk. I confessed to him. He rejected me. I decided to yell in front of everyone "I NEED TO GET DRUNK CUZ I JUST GOT REJECTED" everyone just stares at me without knowing what to do. And I fell asleep.
Went to a bar with some friends, we left very hammered and the girl I liked fell asleep on my chest in the backseat. I was so drunk I couldn't move my head but knew something bad was coming, I ended up throwing up in her hair and she had pigtails. She looked at me and asked, "did you just puke in my hair?" I said yes and that I was sorry. She proceeded to tell me it was ok because she loved me and only people she loved could puke in her hair. I called the next day to apologize again and she just said, "let's never talk about it again."
During my last semester of college on the weekend before Thanksgiving, my roommate was at a bonfire with some friends of his. Moonshine was offered and it was strong according to him. He was brought back to our apartment in the middle of the night after I went to bed. One of my suitemates got a Snapchat video of him laying in one of our showers fully dressed with the water running on him.
Not me but my brother. He got “bold” (read foolish) enough to pick a fight with a karate master. He was picked up and thrown against a window which broke. The next day he wondered why he was hurting so bad and covered in cuts and blood.
😳 And this is why I plan to never become drunk... There is too many negative possibilities waiting to happen when you can't think straight and your social filter is gone.
My first time away with friends we where in Germany, I got so drunk I forgot If I spoke English or German. I don’t even speak German, when I woke up the next day not to badly hung over. Friends gave me plenty of water. But I had to rush to one friends room over from mine to use there loo because my roommate was showering. Never again
There are too many to say LOL thank God there were no camera phones when I was a kid I can tell you that much but one of the things is me and my friends decided we're making new game up it was called truck surfing it's when you go down a 4x4 trail well your buddy is driving doing hello 40 or 50 mph down this trail you stand up on the side of the bed of the truck and try to serve the bumps as you're hitting them yeah some of us got injured I got wrapped around a tree but that was all part of the fun and games back then we did demolition Derby's I've actually passed out in the weirdest places possible behind entertainment systems on top of fridges on top countertops on pool tables you name it I've slept there I used to be a alcoholic but I am 15 years sober and yes I have done some really stupid stuff when I was drinking one of them was all my buddies left the girlfriends with me and say all well have a good time so I was stuck there with all these girls listen to them drink and next thing you know we're all wearing duct tape for getting underwear it was funny the girls end up f****** dressing me and drag and we end up going out to a bar LOL and the weird part is I actually got hit on by some dudes and I was even dressed had good looking. And the guy hit on me I looked and I said oh beer goggles are thick with this one LOL
I can't drink apple pie anymore.. i was drinking it at 100 proof and was chasing it with shots of vodka.. i think i gave myself alcohol poisoning. I can't even smell it without wanting to vomit now
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Took my nephew to the local pizza place for his birthday and accidentally gave him a $100 bill instead of a 10. I wondered for years why he seemed overjoyed to the point of tears by that '10 dollar bill'. Finally he told me one day and we both laughed for five minutes straight.
If that's the most cringeworthy thing you've done, you are very, very lucky 😂
About 6 years ago I got blackout drunk at my friend's engagement party/bbq at our house. I was manning the grill and as you can expect had too much to drink. Well I woke up the next day handcuffed to a bed in the hospital. It seems I walked away from the house in my drunken state and got into a fight at a store with some people. I was arrested for drunken disorderly conduct, assault and resisting arrest. Luckily this was the first time I was ever in that kind of trouble and the store owner didn't want to press charges on me so I was given a slap on the wrist with 1 year probation and had to pay a fine. Didn't lose my job and have stayed out of trouble since! Haven't really gotten that drunk since as well. I just recently made a month marijuana and alcohol free. I'm changing things up in my life!
One day at a time, my friend, one day at a time.
@@alinepeed7167 Thank you
These stories made me feel better about my drunk misadventures.
I don't see this at the caliber of embarrassment of the people in this video, but still kinda a funny. When I get drunk I feel the need to call my mom, or text her to justify why I am drunk. Only in the last 6 months am I finally getting better about it, but I still do it. Not a big deal right? I'm 39, she's 61. I'm seriously almost 40 and I still feel the need to justify myself for some reason. Sober me knows I'm an adult, and it's ok. Don't need to do that. But drunk not so much.
Also, again, bearing in mind my age. I drunk text my crush, every single freaking time. Sober me knows not to do that. We do talk a lot, we are friends (wish it were more obviously, you know, the crush). But, when I crack open a bottle of wine or something I'm all, ok, don't text him. Your an adult, you know better. Drunk me is like, yeah, I think I'm going to text him now. Best idea EVER!
Thank God he think's it's funny but still!!
Me, a veteran lifelong alcoholic: can't accurately piss and puke at the same time? Amateur.
(Thank god I've been in recovery for a year now)
Mine would be remembering a deceased friend and and became an emotional wreck. Then kissing a non single friend which after I proceeded to deep throated a vodka bottle. I then ended the night by painting the bathroom with my own vomit.
Majestic
Got drunk on a Saturday night. Tried to Walk home but fell asleep on the front lawn of a church. Woke up to people arriving. Priest was outside and all of them were staring at me. I was still drunk so I started singing Hozier’s “Take me to church”
Took a nap in a bush on the side of a casino. Wasted in Las Vegas
Drove to the next town over to get a ride home.
I once got hammered with some old work mates in Melbourne, fell asleep on the tram, got woken up at the end of the stop, followed the tram lines back to my hostel, during which time I was stopped by the police.
Next morning I was td by my room mate that when I came in I crashed around, drank my water bottle in one go, sat down on my bunk, cracked my head on the upper birth, groaned like a castle door, and then snored for the rest of the night.
1:49 EPIC!!!
I got totally blackout drunk and I was apparently snatching discarded drinks from around the dance floor and trying to drink them, so my friend Sean hauled my dumb self out of the club so he could take me home and put me to bed. I kept running away from him, and when he caught me I would start talking gibberish, claiming I couldn't speak English, only Polish. I apparently got hysterical, like loudly sobbing, and I kept lighting cigarettes only to drop them seconds later, I also kept taking my shoes off and tossing them away, poor Sean kept retrieving them like a dog with a ball. According to him, I'd bolt away when he went to get my shoe which I'd just thrown. Sean only managed to get me into a cab after he promised me that he had more booze for me back at his house. He gave me a big glass of 'vodka' which I drank, it was a glass of water. He took me to the toilet, put a baggy shirt on me, and laid me down in the recovery position on his bed, he thought thank goodness that was over, and dimmed the lights as a settled down to play his game. I puked everywhere, and poor Sean cleaned me up, stripped the bed and put towels down before lifting me back into bed. I felt awful upon hearing all of this. Thank goodness Sean is a good man and not a creep because I was in a vulnerable position 😳
I still haven’t lived down the night of my sister’s graduation from high school. I drank way too much jager! And I still get teased with it. 🙄
Apparently I called 911 because I didn’t know what time it was and the cops came thinking it was serious but then realized I was wasted because I asked if they could bring me home. I was in my house. My friend won’t let me live that one down😂
On the night that the Patriots finally won a Super Bowl back in 2002 I got so drunk that I gave a Rikishi Stink Face to a my friend Tony who is a vet. I swore to God the next day that I would never get that drunk again and I've only gotten drunk once since then.
I had a Entire bottle of Vaka once And my dad hears me Puking and he starts laughing I passed out and woke up, too. Calling my uncle 😂 My mom god bless her soul was panicking And the last thing I remember was My dad dragging me to the shower I was so mad at myself.
When I woke up. But it's funny now😂
So I got a huge crush on this guy who already had a girlfriend and also had a crush on one of my friends (I knew nothing could happen but still, you know). Long story short, one night I was with a group of friends at my house (my crush included) and I got extremely drunk. I confessed to him. He rejected me. I decided to yell in front of everyone "I NEED TO GET DRUNK CUZ I JUST GOT REJECTED" everyone just stares at me without knowing what to do. And I fell asleep.
Went to a bar with some friends, we left very hammered and the girl I liked fell asleep on my chest in the backseat. I was so drunk I couldn't move my head but knew something bad was coming, I ended up throwing up in her hair and she had pigtails. She looked at me and asked, "did you just puke in my hair?" I said yes and that I was sorry. She proceeded to tell me it was ok because she loved me and only people she loved could puke in her hair. I called the next day to apologize again and she just said, "let's never talk about it again."
At least she understood 😭😭
During my last semester of college on the weekend before Thanksgiving, my roommate was at a bonfire with some friends of his. Moonshine was offered and it was strong according to him.
He was brought back to our apartment in the middle of the night after I went to bed. One of my suitemates got a Snapchat video of him laying in one of our showers fully dressed with the water running on him.
Not me but my brother. He got “bold” (read foolish) enough to pick a fight with a karate master. He was picked up and thrown against a window which broke.
The next day he wondered why he was hurting so bad and covered in cuts and blood.
😐
Sheeeesh, and here I thought throwing a right hook at a window (and being totally aware of it) was bad. Yes, I was that drunk. Zero fricks were given.
@@alinepeed7167 😐
😳 And this is why I plan to never become drunk... There is too many negative possibilities waiting to happen when you can't think straight and your social filter is gone.
Hands up if never done something similar, liars! 😂😂😂
My first time away with friends we where in Germany, I got so drunk I forgot If I spoke English or German. I don’t even speak German, when I woke up the next day not to badly hung over. Friends gave me plenty of water. But I had to rush to one friends room over from mine to use there loo because my roommate was showering. Never again
There are too many to say LOL thank God there were no camera phones when I was a kid I can tell you that much but one of the things is me and my friends decided we're making new game up it was called truck surfing it's when you go down a 4x4 trail well your buddy is driving doing hello 40 or 50 mph down this trail you stand up on the side of the bed of the truck and try to serve the bumps as you're hitting them yeah some of us got injured I got wrapped around a tree but that was all part of the fun and games back then we did demolition Derby's I've actually passed out in the weirdest places possible behind entertainment systems on top of fridges on top countertops on pool tables you name it I've slept there I used to be a alcoholic but I am 15 years sober and yes I have done some really stupid stuff when I was drinking one of them was all my buddies left the girlfriends with me and say all well have a good time so I was stuck there with all these girls listen to them drink and next thing you know we're all wearing duct tape for getting underwear it was funny the girls end up f****** dressing me and drag and we end up going out to a bar LOL and the weird part is I actually got hit on by some dudes and I was even dressed had good looking. And the guy hit on me I looked and I said oh beer goggles are thick with this one LOL
I can't drink apple pie anymore.. i was drinking it at 100 proof and was chasing it with shots of vodka.. i think i gave myself alcohol poisoning. I can't even smell it without wanting to vomit now
This is why I don't drink.
Not even a little?
Aw crap, was a huge mistake watching this. The memories come back..
Too many to mention...
man can you slow down the music at the end cu z it always gave me like heart attack when i was abt to sleep
I have never drank-
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@@BernieSandersOfficial I’ve only drank wine with alcohol but I’ve never drank
@@Rock-jr3mn ok
93rd to watch
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793rd to watch
@@BernieSandersOfficial grow up lmao
3 way makeout... fun