Just A Couple Fellas Eating Pizza Talking About Me
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Bro Rogan smacking like a Panda eating bamboo sticks
Old man Joe is starting to show 😂
😂😂
An speaking perfectly 😂
Bro I’m dying lmao
😂😂😂
Two 5th graders mic'd up at lunch
Lmfao
The nerd and the wrestling dude somehow bonding over pizza in the cafeteria.
You win bro this the best comment by far 😂😂
To be fair, men when left to our own devices are basically grown 8 year olds permanently.
Excellent analogy
one smack everyone knows the rules😅
Joe might be able to fight but if he chewed like that around me for long I swear we would be fighting lol.
😂😂😂😂 and you adhere to those rules
Disgusting
Rogan eats pizza exactly how Id expect Rogan to eat pizza lmao
Like a Panda.😂
Joe was fucking that pizza up 😂😂😂
Joe's a cheapskate, he only ordered 1 box of pizza, why didn't he order second one for he's staff behind the camera
@@arcanewondersfann1567there is no staff
@@arcanewondersfann1567Jamie is the only employee
@@arcanewondersfann1567who tf says “1 box of pizza?”
@@arcanewondersfann1567xlarge pizza dummy
Joe's ability to hammer down a pie is amazing
Especially a pineapple anchovy pizza 😂
It’s so disgusting listening to him eat
Dude hasnt had pizza in years. You can tell how he inhaled it lol
He looked Hungry eh?
Yea
Used to make pizzas
And Good pizza starts in the ingredients ...sauce and Dough
On another note
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Joe is literally fascinated by anything
Yeah, pot and shrooms will do that.
That’s a gift, it can make life much more enjoyable.
Especially grizzly bears 😂
That would be a nice way to live. I’d rather be fascinated by everything, instead of finding everything mundane.
Life is pretty fascinating my dude
I actually enjoy how much these 2 are enjoying their pizza and conversation. It’s the little things in life.
Dave has zero flop when watching this
Went from 6 to midnight real quick 😂
@@kieth1284 😄 sun-dial mode activated
That undercarriage is hard as fuck!
🤣🤣
These comments just made my day 😅
Dave’s ego after this video 🚀
To the moon lmao
He earned it. One bite let's go
Everyone knows the rules
big bombs...
Dave is hitting on all cylinders! GO Bro!😊
There's nothing I love more than someone loudly eating into a microphone with their mouth open.
Sadly I can't tell if your serious or not just because the way the Internet is today
Omg it turns me on so bad too😊😊😊😅😅😅
@@AlexanderSchmidt-jz5ufsame
@@AlexanderSchmidt-jz5ufbro comn
He is definitely joking,that shit was disgusting 😂
You must be a big fan of ASMR mukbangs
Joe just made rating pizza sound like something you have to train to do 😂😂😂
Papa Rogan at it again 😂😂
I LOVE THIS😂
It takes awhile to be able to judge the flop like that guy does and to utilize the number system believe it or not. My friends uncles cousin use to rate food like this for 20 years before he retired.
"It's a system"
Joe eats like my grandma 😂
With no teeth😂😂😂✌🏻👍
He is a grandma
He is a mouth breather
Even after getting his nose fixed he says its a million times better but he still cant breath through his nose well.
I got buds like that from fighting and its hard for me to eat with them. They have to keep their mouth open when they eat too breath so it just ends up noisy and smacking their lips and chewing noises. I try to ignore it but sometimes it gets to me.
Joe is my grandma.
Eats pizza like a hot dog ought to be eaten (the gummy way)
"Hes got a whole method." Literally just bites it and rates it.
I love Dave but his pizza bias does crack me up. "Too doughy, 6.2" "I love a good crisp, 8.3" Also the random ass decimal numbers XD
@@CentralTexasCarSpotterAre you okay my friend?
@@CentralTexasCarSpotter I couldn't agree more! Fallout 76 was released to generally negative reviews, with criticism for the game's numerous technical issues, overall design, lack of gameplay purpose, and initial absence of human non-playable characters.
@@JoexWalshhow did we go from talking about pizza to fall out 76
@@CentralTexasCarSpotterand bro are you okay ?
Dave sharing this makes it so much better. 😂😂😂
I agree 😂
Joe's wife is so lucky to get to watch him chew and talk!
@searchingfornessie8410more like Hi Joe!🤣
Joe Rogan is the first person ever to look akward eating pizza.
Because it’s not elk bro
@@Watsonclipsfordays😂
Because he just made up his favorite pizza on the spot and hes trying to force himself to enjoy it.
@@kceegray7046that scenario is hilarious to think about 😂
Because he's baked.
Joe even eats like a caveman. Ok I’m convinced
Hey Jamie bring up that video of a grizzly bear and a gorilla eating a pizza together
Millionaires get just as excited about pizza as everybody do. I like that.
Joe can make anyone sound like a world renowned professional
Joe really out here, looking like a ninja turtle eating that pizza 😂
😂😂😂😂😂cowabunga
Fkn best comment
Lmfao ! 🤣🤣🤣
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahhaha I am dying reading this comment hahahaha. Crying laughing
God Joe’s chewing and talking would make me literally leave the room lmao
Indeed.
I feel the same way I hate the sound of people smacking
1000% one of the most irritating noises especially for a podcast or radio listening experience like come on man
but then you got the covid vaccine eh.
Indeed… I’d have to or I’d get pissed…😂
Being a pizza connoisseur actually sounds like a really cool job to be honest 😁
Why is this so unexpectedly wholesome? 😂
Listening to this while wearing headphones, during the actual podcast,was brutal. Those mics pick up every lip smack ×100
Ik bro 😂
Excruciating
It’s not hard when someone chews like an ape
Listening to it while high will fuck with you a bit to
Made me hungry, and satisfied with all the OCD peoples suffering listening to that.
Dude the absolute reverence Joe had for Dave, and his scoring system was hilarious. In front of Elon, one of the most accomplished human beings he is celebrating Dave’s pizza reviews.
What has Elon accomplished other than taking credit for other people's work?
@@cdb5001taking credit for other people's work is an accomplishment
It’s been said twice but Musk is s#%t
HOW SMART CAN ELON BE. HE HANGS WITH JOE ?????
@@cdb5001 you just don't like him because he's not espousing your leftist world view
You know what system Joe doesn't have... Eating etiquette.
Just a low class Boston papa 😂
Im really glad we documented the coolest pizza party ever.
Yeah maybe next time we can all be there to hear them chewing in person
@@mystickyonyourface wouldn't hear it over chewing your own pizza
That's all Dave needs...Somebody else to tell him how awesome he is.
We'll never hear the end of this.
Elon did the literal opposite. Him not knowing about one bite at all was a huge ego blow haha
Elite level narcissism 😂
Pizza sommelier is a title I can only dream of attaining.
Just two guys high AF taking about pizza lmfao 😂
Why does this pod look like such a vibe 😂
He even eats like a Gorilla.
On second thought, are you sure this isn't a video Jamie pulled up of a bear eating a pizza?
2 bears in a fancy cave
Ha! I just posted something very similar above. I said he looked like a high af bald chimp.
Dude I cackled when I read the first sentence. I just knew right away who u we’re talking about
“A whole number system”
Gassing it up heavy 💀
6.8@@gregwadinger2994
Give home a brake he just learned about numbers
Literally 1 through 10
Did he say “Somalia of pizza?” Im confused 😂
Can anyone let me know what they heard please
"i am not gonna rate this pizza but it's excellent". i love this statement.
I watched this, the next short was Dave eating and rating a pizza😂
Chewing with your goddamn mouth closed has entered the chat
And also just not eating during a podcast 😂
Joe pizza chewing has to be one of the most obnoxious things in this world 😂
Yeah, I have an 11 year old that chews that way sometimes. Drives me crazy!
These a mic right by his mouth lol
@@notkylelol all that does is make it louder and MORE obnoxious lol.
@@magneticgray5.03I turn off videos when that shit happens. It’s one of the worst things 😭😂
Elon existing is worse
This is arguably the most hated JRE moment for frequent watchers hahaha
Idk why i was just getting a father son conversation over lunch 🤣🤣
I was enjoying this clip, didn’t even realize the pizza legend himself posted it until I looked at the title and channel. That’s awesome.
😂😂😂
Same here
Elons personal algorithm must be shit if he doesn’t have one bite pop up in it.
It’s just a bunch of spaceship videos and Andrew tate edits
One pop up every one knows the rules
This is me after not having pizza for a few weeks..
Joe actually waited 2 days to hunt and shoot that pizza with his bow before bringing it back from the wild.
Joe smacking that pizza around is the most disgusting sound ive ever heard on TH-cam
Glad I’m not the only one
Uh-oh... watch out for these Rogan fangirls
lol, I can't stand that shit.
There are youtubers with millions of fans and that is all they do. Eat sloppy food and make sure the microphone gets the sound. Its gross as hell... And they make legit money doing it.
I know he's got a good mic but dang that was some serious smacking if I've ever heard it.
My old roommate eats even louder than Joe. He would start making a bowl of cereal and I'd already be angry. It should be illegal.
Agreed. Damn subhuman behavior
I have to leave the room sometimes when my step daughter eats. I get upset at how loud she is.
They’re mic’d there’s no way around it. That’s why it’s bad mic etiquette to eat into it. Makes for a great clip tho lol
@@alakazaam4292 There's a way around it, it's called eating with your mouth closed lmao
@@tokerkingz3891Keep in mind people make ASMR videos with less expensive mics than joe can afford. They are picking everything up in that room
That's a CEO thing to order pizza for everyone and then act like we're all buddies.
I did not know Elon was programmed for humor.
When he said number system I laughed so hard snot came out my nose 😂😂😂😂
Still less gross than the sounds of Joe chewing
Extra spice for *your* pie i guess. Extra NY Flop.
I had to fast forward at work while the eating noises commenced. One of the worst sounds there is 😂
The number system and the flop had me weak 😂😂😂😂
Dave was just crushed realizing that Elon Musk has zero idea of who he is 😂
"He has this complex number system".
Joe, he literally picks a number between 1 and 10. 😅
Might be talking about the decimals tho
No rookie scores!
You forgot the decimal system too 😅
7.6 is still between 1 and 10 as is any number with infinite numbers to the right of the decimal (not including number 10 of course)😄 @@danielrutherford9456
Joe eating Dominoes pizza acting like it’s Gormet
'He's got a whole method and number system...'
Yea Joe, the numbers 1-10...you may have heard of them 😂
That’s my favorite part
"Portnoy really gets into pizza?"
This guy is a CYBORG.
Joe eating like an absolute savage 😂😂🤣🤣
the chewing KILLED me when i was listening in my car
"a whole method"? Ya he takes a bite....
Elon acting like he’s never seen Daves videos 😂
Lol exactly
Man has mars and the solar system to tackle you think he gives a shit about Dave
@@GeeDee-yj7ydYou’re acting like Elon doesn’t spend everyday scrolling through TH-cam Shorts.
ya he's such a goofball. When he says "Oh man ! hehe" i cringed so hard. Dude trying to hard to be bro bros with joe like that kid in school that tries to be your friend
Why did I read Ellen. 😂😂😂
This was literally the best podcast ep I listened to it’s just the boys having a good time eating pizza and conversing with one of the richest guys on earth!!! It makes you think
Bro this video made Joe look heavy like a light skin ninja Turtle haha! Hes the 5th turtle Joey
Rogan eating pizza like the 1990 Mutant Ninja Turtles
They are eating pineapple 🍍 and anchovy 🐟 pizza 🍕!!
Never had it, but actually sounds really good... The sweet and salty/savory of the two would really compliment each other I imagine
It's great but add jalapenos and it's better.
@@accaziahs.180 yep, and pepperoncini or banana peppers would also do
I discovered the bacon jalapeno pineapple like 2yrs ago...sweet/salty/spicy, havent ordered any other way since
@@jsilva12231 my friend does something similar but no bacon she uses grilled bbq sauced chicken, pineapple n jalapenos. It's safe to say as long as you're not in Italy pineapple is ok on pizza 😂😆 🤣. Went to Naples n Sicily they refused n felt hurt. I left a huge tip and apologized . Didn't wanna get whacked.
Showing Dave a lot of respect on his pizza eating skills you gotta love it.
And scoring systems
“One bite everyone knows the rules” proceeds to take 7 bites 😂
Jamie: “Everybody knows the rules”. Lol.
The ASMR sound coming from that mic … next level 😅
chewing food that close to a mic.. is literally never ASMR, its just fucking gross
I'll never understand people who smack their food or chew with their mouths open.. Lol
*SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK*
Crude
Mama had no manners raising them 😅
@@jayseeb843 Yep. He really exposed himself for being low class Boston trash 😂😂
Why is he looking like a ninja turtle eating a pizza slice after beating up bad guys
Damn Joe! 😂 sounds like a litter of pups going after one teet!
Dave came up with the idea to review pizza and it’s obviously a big success because everyone watches it. Good for him.
Two of the biggest names in the world tipping their cap to you Dave. What a time to be alive
This is me and my boy at 130 am after taking a few dabs 😂
Joe looks like the dude made of Rock from Fantastic 4 😂
It was cool to see elon so loose and laughing 😊
Get a couple drinks in ya and laughing suddenly becomes a lot easier!
u should have seen him when he asked about getting the pizza. he was like a lil boy
Yeah he definitely needs a good break and some relaxation before he chips your brain.........
@@bradleydahlgren6632you know none of that is real, right? Everyone working on the project has discredited it, and he himself is not even qualified to be overseeing any sort of venture in the same realm as that.
@@PoorEdwardhuh what do you mean?
8.2 is a very good pizza. Anything above excellent
Joe looks like a ninja turtle eating the pizza like that😂
Eating that pizza like orange wedges at Sunday football
Love how these 2 just spitting chewed up pizza in each other's faces
This is one of the greatest videos the internet has ever offered
More like one of the worst videos the internet has ever suffered
@@user-gv1hw9nj2q Go watch Mr. Beast
He was planning where he was gonna attack the pizza every time he went for a bite
One bite…I’ve watched hundreds of his videos and never seen him only take one bite 😂 I love the dude tho!!!
New Haven style pizza is the absolute best I have ever had, modern Apizza, Sally’s, and then Pepe’s
“Everyone knows one bite “ while he tears the whole thing apart making sure he hit all the crunchy bits 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍕
The way he’s smacking and then the way he says pizza analyst😂
This just made my day. The mashup we never knew we needed 🍕
I love when these guys get together it’s funny
That goofball joe really smacks that hard while chewing lolll
These guys are chill as fuck 😂
Its the simple things of life that make it memorable💜
This was the most infuriated I’ve ever been while listening to a podcast
Right!
Elon is flying to Connecticut. Lol
After some whiskey and a blunt....everyone eats like that
The fact that these two dudes even know who you are Dave has to be fucking mind blowing lol.
why? hes been around forever
He's been on Rogan and idk of Elon knew until he told him what he does still don't think he knows who that is
Misophonia is a real thing.
Joe eats pizza like a ninja turtle lol 😂
Acting like Dave actually "analyzes" the pizza lol. Yes he's tried the best and is a good authority on pizza, but he is terrible at actually saying why a pizza is good or bad.
Daves ego 📈
These two are high as hell 😂
Shitty pizza tastes great!