The Florida Man Diaries

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  • @Jam-og1km
    @Jam-og1km 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5879

    What I love about the Florida Man meme is that it sounds like the same guy every time, like some kind of weird superhero

  • @tachycardic3445
    @tachycardic3445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2507

    "Florida man throws baby at deputies after high-speed chase" is a real one from a few days ago 0_0

    • @Type75Advance
      @Type75Advance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That some shid

    • @Noorboomboomshakalakaboom
      @Noorboomboomshakalakaboom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I hope that baby won't grow up to become a Florida man because of that accident

    • @tdmn348
      @tdmn348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ye ik that one lol

    • @satan7481
      @satan7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Noorboomboomshakalakaboom maybe if it survived

    • @Pingoz
      @Pingoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pretty sure that was a Florida woman from like 2 months ago

  • @dontparticipate240
    @dontparticipate240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    There was a town near my university named Noble so we’d always see “Noble man arrested for…” in the newspaper.

  • @martincitopants
    @martincitopants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8679

    I can relate to being a bit of a prankster too. Like that time I flashbanged a bunch of minimum wage McDonald's employees, Classic!

    • @spinyslasher6586
      @spinyslasher6586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +932

      We do a bit of trolling

    • @soniccage7045
      @soniccage7045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      yo

    • @deddasna
      @deddasna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Hah! Classic martinciropants

    • @elangsuryanegara4230
      @elangsuryanegara4230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Can you bring the ouagadougu back to kerbin?

    • @MMT--Games
      @MMT--Games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ahh, goofy frog man as always

  • @Flamme-Sanabi
    @Flamme-Sanabi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3046

    Bro... You definitely should have shown:
    "Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal."

    • @danitron8317
      @danitron8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Thats not a florida man, thats average dog owner

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      @@danitron8317 my friend is a dog owner and after i told him i was studying biology, he shot me in the knees with a spas-12 and then forced me to make his dog immortal despite the fact that i'm still in middle school

    • @danitron8317
      @danitron8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@jockeyfield1954 i mean thats completly reasonable

    • @leonl9123
      @leonl9123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@jockeyfield1954 I would have done the same...

    • @bigman7271
      @bigman7271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@jockeyfield1954 Kind of selfish to ask that, especially since the dog might get hurt, it will probably go blind and death and be really hurt, u would die and it would be alone to suffer for eternity, even if its blown up it will keep suffering, i would not wish immortality to my worst enemy , unless they stay the same age forever but even then it would feel so horrible when all its owners would die over and over

  • @barrag3463
    @barrag3463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I remember hearing that the reason why there are so many "Florida Man" stories from Florida is because the state has really good disclosure laws that allow info about wild events to both be put into public record quickly and easy to look up and access. In truth plenty of states have people doing "florida man" tier escapades but for some reason in particular it's harder for people out of state to find out about those than those of the true "florida men."

    • @Log_out21-1
      @Log_out21-1 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤓

    • @ChickenJoe-tq6xd
      @ChickenJoe-tq6xd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yea if California/nyc had those same laws they would be seen as much worse, Florida has crazy people but those places have crazy societies as a whole, still mostly civilized here atleast

    • @ScriptCatz
      @ScriptCatz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ChickenJoe-tq6xdI mean, floridas the only place I can find flag waving Nazis at the happiest place on earth

    • @PURPLE_CANDY2008
      @PURPLE_CANDY2008 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Log_out21-1 bro, you have a Roblox manface bad piggy pfp, don't come up with the 🤓

  • @Jillian1--0
    @Jillian1--0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4254

    I once saw a article saying that "Florida man broke into neighbors home to cook breakfast telling them to go to sleep"
    that literally had me laughing out loud

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Was the food for the neighbor, cause in that case, that's pretty dang nice for a stanger who knowswhere you live.

    • @Jillian1--0
      @Jillian1--0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      @@auliamate No.

    • @Kozzaaz
      @Kozzaaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What a gentleman

    • @medic2229
      @medic2229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      i remember seeing this on my tv and just thought “again?”

    • @davideb.4290
      @davideb.4290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      and he brought the food himself, like he only broke into the house to use the stove lol

  • @speedsterbo1e505
    @speedsterbo1e505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    “Florida man literally to angry to die” how could you miss this classic

    • @untroubledwaters2137
      @untroubledwaters2137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well...*too angry to die

    • @saturno6324
      @saturno6324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Doin guy is from Florida confirmed

    • @c731-enfi
      @c731-enfi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tryndamere?

    • @leadendeath
      @leadendeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doom and Florida just go together so well :)

  • @Channelgraveyard
    @Channelgraveyard ปีที่แล้ว +70

    The random "Bush's baked beans" at 1:15 got me dying

  • @quackling7559
    @quackling7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4658

    "The alligator is a deadly weapon." - The police forces.

  • @joemama2737
    @joemama2737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    My all time favorite headline will always be “ Florida man caught attempting to rob a bank after paying $500 dollars to a ‘wizard’ to make him invisible”

    • @aishik5127
      @aishik5127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BattleBoxeR555
      @BattleBoxeR555 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wizard is a 5 Exlixr card from the hit mobile game clash royale which can summon fire balls from his hands.

    • @iwillhealyou...butlater3643
      @iwillhealyou...butlater3643 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MERASMUS!!!

    • @Pyth_Gamig1324
      @Pyth_Gamig1324 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iwillhealyou...butlater3643 İ WİLL ELİMİNATE MERASMUS FOR LYİNG TO ME AND STEALİNG MY MONEY!

    • @badlydrawncars6460
      @badlydrawncars6460 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wizard skipped town

  • @StudioKelpie1993
    @StudioKelpie1993 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love the florida man feeding the gators bagels and calling them a "Good Boy", weirdly wholesome but sad that they arrested him

    • @Yusufspider42
      @Yusufspider42 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably unhealthy for the gator

  • @mcducky3114
    @mcducky3114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    “He’s a good boy… he loves bagels” muh heart

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Damn man they should have just let him keep it at that point

    • @mcducky3114
      @mcducky3114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@pencilcase8068 it is quite sad, merry Christmas btw

    • @radudumitru7692
      @radudumitru7692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That good boi likes good food.

  • @Oceanatornowk
    @Oceanatornowk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5713

    From what I understand, Florida has very transparent access to criminal records, so it's easy for anyone to just find the crazy shit that happens

    • @Horystar
      @Horystar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      I mean, I guess it's a good thing, most of the noticeable cases are funnier than fear-inducing.

    • @TanteiFox
      @TanteiFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Yep (but logic is too hard for people)

    • @tdmn348
      @tdmn348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      r u a florida man trying to defend florida?

    • @fletchous444
      @fletchous444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I went to Disney 24 hours before Irma made landfall
      Then went to lunch 3 hours before it hit.

    • @Horystar
      @Horystar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@fletchous444 Dude...

  • @gaetanopassantino6269
    @gaetanopassantino6269 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Love how the man wasn't charged for potentially harming that living weapon who was likely scared to death.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11725

    Florida is basically one giant GTA server

    • @King-kz2fu
      @King-kz2fu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      and the citzens are just ai

    • @youtubefrogcozychamp2567
      @youtubefrogcozychamp2567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Ive never heard a more accurate description.

    • @samzoguthecommenter8239
      @samzoguthecommenter8239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Then we can say that the Florida Man is just a hacker that gets in the server to spawnkill.

    • @tuxido4913
      @tuxido4913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wow, this comment is so original.

    • @deadlyninja112
      @deadlyninja112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@samzoguthecommenter8239 maybe just has a weirdly high k/d ratio

  • @BBKOG
    @BBKOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    a few years ago in Chicago, we had an alligator show up in a pond in a park. It was a Florida man who took the alligator, and he went to Florida to live with other alligators. Some are good. The alligator was named Chance the Snapper btw.

    • @volvo09
      @volvo09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That must have been quite the stir for the locals! An alligator in Chicago!

    • @fifi0005
      @fifi0005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmaoo i remember seeing that story while visiting my grandma in chicago, ironically enough im from florida too

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "chance the snapper"
      Gold

    • @60fpsguy31
      @60fpsguy31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤠

    • @supremelordoftheuniverse5449
      @supremelordoftheuniverse5449 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chicago’s wildlife is way more dangerous than Florida’s

  • @logangaming1103
    @logangaming1103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    On Halloween of this year, my neighbors 14 or so were chasing each other on bikes. One was holding a mannequin with a wig on it and the other was chasing it shouting “ give me back my wife” this lasted two hours or so.

    • @ChevyTheCat
      @ChevyTheCat หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dafauq

  • @flyignpig
    @flyignpig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    My favourite is probably a headline that said something like "Florida man arrested again for RKOing an alligator"

  • @juan.3077
    @juan.3077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    Him singing the national anthem of the Usa is true perfection.

    • @swag-sn7ze
      @swag-sn7ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its metal sonic

    • @Kiyouq
      @Kiyouq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It makes it better that he's bri ish

    • @kiro2693
      @kiro2693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Kiyouq you see there is no t in it beacuse they drank it all

    • @ynonkak
      @ynonkak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OH SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED THROUGH THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING

    • @juan.3077
      @juan.3077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit, the likes here absolutely destroy my 200 like count from my previous record holder

  • @edpoolwilson9522
    @edpoolwilson9522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Apparently there's a law in Florida that allows crime information to be available to the public very easily. That's why there's so many wild crime headlines from there specifically.

  • @theannouncer5538
    @theannouncer5538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    Imagine being in the final hours of your shitty shift and you’re just like “one more order and I’m clocking out”…only to have that last dude throw an alligator at you😂😂

    • @JoniKauf
      @JoniKauf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean she headed out lol

    • @rigr5940
      @rigr5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's only 3 foot what's it gonna do? Just feed it chips and ya got a free pet

    • @neptune4200
      @neptune4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rigr5940 I'm not sure about this but younglings tend to eat most things, even a human

    • @contentthemaker
      @contentthemaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@neptune4200 3 feet isn't big enough to kill but hurt is pretty easy

    • @neptune4200
      @neptune4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@contentthemaker yes, I just mean that smaller ones have higher chances of hurting someone

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    Some people say that Florida Man is stupid, but not me. He’s out there accomplishing his dreams, no matter how odd they might seem.

    • @Anyting9OnTopGrrr
      @Anyting9OnTopGrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I also had the same dream of dashing alligators at workers in Wendy's.

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I saw a video of a crackhead running buck naked down the road and managing to keep pace with a truck going around thirthy or forty miles per hour. I am now convinced that crack has the power to turn you into a superhero.

    • @medjed24
      @medjed24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "My goals are beyond your understanding"

    • @Tururu134
      @Tururu134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@yanfei7782 That might be the scariest story I've heard in a while

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Tururu134 Crack is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

  • @mackjones3939
    @mackjones3939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This whole channel is pure GOLD 🤣

  • @PodcastClipsTelevision
    @PodcastClipsTelevision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    Had me dying. I'm embarrassed to say I fully believed you when you said the gun attack on the hurricane worked.

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Man feeding wild alligator: "he's a good boy and loves bagels"
    I will never get over how funny that headline is

  • @karlketamine8172
    @karlketamine8172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:42 that's the curancy of Florida so I don't know why he got charged with a crime

    • @--Dannyman--
      @--Dannyman-- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Florida resident I can confirm I just had to pay 2 infant alligators for a coffee

  • @komododragon6397
    @komododragon6397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1995

    Fun Fact: Florida is literally a gun state, it is shaped like an actual gun.

    • @deadchanel1298
      @deadchanel1298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      No Wonder its in America

    • @tempota7792
      @tempota7792 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And it's only the lower receiver too, totally in Florida Man's MO to rob a Waffle House with only the grip and trigger guard of a gun.

    • @untroubledwaters2137
      @untroubledwaters2137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it's not. It's America' s Wang because it's shaped like a wang.

    • @xSilicov
      @xSilicov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always heard it was America's wang.

    • @FrankWaters1900
      @FrankWaters1900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Gunshine state 😈

  • @DaylightFan4449
    @DaylightFan4449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    im convinced that when you cross the border into Florida, youre actually crossing into another dimension, theres just too many insane things that happen there, it cant possibly be of this world

    • @RocketRola
      @RocketRola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's like crossing into pvp enabled zone in minecraft server

    • @HylianMaster-ls2ps
      @HylianMaster-ls2ps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a floridian,you are correct

    • @CertainlyCaro
      @CertainlyCaro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was born and raised in Florida, and I can in fact confirm this is true. Why else would it be so fucking hot here. The equator? Nope. We're closer to the sun than Earth.

  • @bananaboiDrawsthings
    @bananaboiDrawsthings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    7:56 that went from 0 to 100 real fast

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    News article on Florida men be like:
    Florida man gets a pet crocodile and floods a whole town for a ‘suitable home’ for crocodile

    • @williamgandarillas2185
      @williamgandarillas2185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, basically

    • @Pingoz
      @Pingoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'll hyucking do it again

    • @equinox-XVI
      @equinox-XVI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Considering how susceptable Florida is to flooding, I don't even think he needs to do it himself

    • @pencilcase8068
      @pencilcase8068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He really wants the croccy to have a good time

    • @muntherdoesstuff9615
      @muntherdoesstuff9615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pencilcase8068 indeed

  • @mrtoast5612
    @mrtoast5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    The best Florida man headline of all time is "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target."

    • @Exc4Iibur
      @Exc4Iibur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@oled.3217 If it's not real, make it real

    • @cheezeit8737
      @cheezeit8737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Exc4Iibur hol' up

    • @AirventOS
      @AirventOS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@oled.3217 No no, this is real, I've actually seen this a while ago, not recent. As a man of Florida i can confirm

    • @marinamilk1322
      @marinamilk1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I mean Olaf do be kinda thick, I can somewhat see what the Florida man was thinking

    • @Exc4Iibur
      @Exc4Iibur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@AirventOS damn it...
      *zips pants back up*

  • @bdawgrise6961
    @bdawgrise6961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love that strictly speaking this stuff happens in every state, Florida is just the most transparent about it 😂

    • @walter9240
      @walter9240 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sunshine laws baby

    • @THE_CABERMAN_PRIME
      @THE_CABERMAN_PRIME 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This implies that florida is the U.S's true form

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Florida has a law requiring that anytime someone gets arrested they have to officially report it

  • @anarchyman292
    @anarchyman292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    9:16 let the good boy have his bagles

  • @mr_indie_fan
    @mr_indie_fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    As a dude that grew up in Florida, seeing somebody do weird shit is like a daily occurrence to the point that it isn't weird anymore

  • @BroPanth
    @BroPanth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my favorite headline of all time is "Florida man breaks into house shaves the cats head and leave without stealing anything."

  • @Trimarkovich
    @Trimarkovich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    “He’s a good boy, he likes bagels” ☺️ I can relate, my pet gator loves bagels also

  • @Qutoe
    @Qutoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    The reason it‘s such a phenomenon is because in florida, these cases have to be made public by law. Same shit happens everywhere, we just hear about it from florida because media scour those records.

    • @zacheray
      @zacheray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bs I’ve been in Florida a lot., it’s a drug riddled fever dream

    • @StrayKev
      @StrayKev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@zacheray dont worry bud, let me buy you some tickets to san francisco

    • @fmgmack
      @fmgmack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StrayKev lmao San Francisco has waaayyyy less crime and drugs than the big Florida cities😂😂

    • @sebastienholmes548
      @sebastienholmes548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zacheray you've never been to Detroit.

    • @loch1352
      @loch1352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fmgmack I’ve lived in Jacksonville for my entire life, and the first time I had a car stolen was when I took a trip to Seattle

  • @jestermgee
    @jestermgee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This dude is brilliant, so much effort and comedy in these vids, have watched them all and now I need a lie down

  • @cyber-7878
    @cyber-7878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    The real reason why we have so many weird stories from Florida is because they have transparent public records that can be easily consulted by memelords who want to make memes about those stories

  • @theasianpianoboy6750
    @theasianpianoboy6750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    “There were headlines with the scaly bastards… AND the alligators”
    This guy is a genius

  • @nlmbboogz7382
    @nlmbboogz7382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never watched this channel before but you definitely got a new sub ! , info is fire , presented well, and that outro song is just brilliant 🔥🔥🔥‼️

  • @KitsuneGB-hc9zb
    @KitsuneGB-hc9zb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I think the real reason for the “Florida man” is that in Florida its really easy to obtain arrest records so there’s less of a hassle than anywhere else

    • @Fiemus9
      @Fiemus9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly. The sunshine laws makes it pretty much 100% open records

  • @toveey1782
    @toveey1782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    “Record-breaking hurricane. Not good.”
    *The more you know*

    • @namt6
      @namt6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The More you live

    • @masnidebelicrnac
      @masnidebelicrnac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The more you live

    • @namt6
      @namt6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@masnidebelicrnac copyed reply

    • @masnidebelicrnac
      @masnidebelicrnac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@namt6 I thought you started a chain xd

    • @namt6
      @namt6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@masnidebelicrnac no

  • @MJTVideos
    @MJTVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Fun fact: Part of the reason there are so many Florida man stories is because Florida has a law that allows the publication of certain court cases that aren’t public in other states, meaning that Florida could not be the only “Florida”

    • @Cooe.
      @Cooe. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol spoken like a true Floridian. 🤣 Your reputation is permanently tarnished (and not without at least some amount of justifiable cause either, law differences or not). Just accept, own, and revel in it already. 🤷

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I want to see a fight between Florida man vs. Russian man vs. Brazil man.

    • @2382-h1n
      @2382-h1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It would be the ultimate showdown

    • @PTS-Maid
      @PTS-Maid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Florida man will easily win this no doubt

    • @shadowassassinz7413
      @shadowassassinz7413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@PTS-Maid florida man slaps mid dif

    • @theteleportedbread8803
      @theteleportedbread8803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      We missing Australia man

    • @ReadThisIfYourG3y
      @ReadThisIfYourG3y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We be missing Asian parent with the slipper

  • @Gen-ZChristian
    @Gen-ZChristian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Fun fact: I live in Florida and it’s just that they’re more open about sharing the news than other places. This stuff happens all over the US, Florida is the only place that decides to share that stuff.

  • @coltoncusimano5460
    @coltoncusimano5460 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I live in Florida, while the last hurricane was raging through our town, the local BBQ restaurant had a "hurricane deal". So of course we drove through the hurricane to get some BBQ...

  • @sleepshouter5017
    @sleepshouter5017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I live in Florida and it’s not how everyone says it is, it’s actually pretty normal... well I guess I can’t really know for sure I never left.

    • @sleepshouter5017
      @sleepshouter5017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @LTSam I had to get rid of him, he tried to bite me for Christ’s sakes I mean what kind of alligator does that? Plus he picked up his cocaine habit AGAIN after the 5th time we rehabilitated him. So instead I got a rattlesnake as my new buddy and he’s great so far. He’s much less impulsive, he gives great hugs, and he can play maracas!

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      With the events happening in the rest of America, Florida is the most normal one here.

    • @PhantomFUZZ01
      @PhantomFUZZ01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spoken like a Tru Florida Man.. We Florida men ask the timeless question, does anywhere else exist?! If so why would I want to go there when Florida is all I need!!!

  • @8ballman749
    @8ballman749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The entire state of Florida scares me down to the fucking bone.

    • @dhdhdjebddyehwheurdududj1261
      @dhdhdjebddyehwheurdududj1261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's not that bad. Or at least where I live it isnt.

    • @psyche5893
      @psyche5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @stinky rat that’s what I’m saying. I lived in Clearwater for the first 20 years of my life, and I can list a whole bunch of crazy shit that’s happened in just Clearwater alone.

    • @splatspot7842
      @splatspot7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dhdhdjebddyehwheurdududj1261 i live where 2 of them happed

    • @gustavusadolphus4344
      @gustavusadolphus4344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's no different then amy other state. The only difference is Florida has very transparent criminal records that anyone can just go through at anytime and find crazy shit. Most other states hide them.

    • @inviticaus4304
      @inviticaus4304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      as we should, lol

  • @offhandplayz
    @offhandplayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    During 2017 I was stuck in Disney world when It closed down, we went away on holiday thinking we'd be able to miss the hurricane but we ended up getting stuck in florida for am extra week almost two because our flight was cancelled and we couldn't find a single flight to get home. Basically moral of the story don't go to florida during a hurricane or just in general

  • @rich3083
    @rich3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "he's a good boy...and loved bagels" I lol'd so goddamn hard at that. I love Florida

  • @pencilcase8068
    @pencilcase8068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The one about the alligator being a good boi and loving bagels made a tear form in my eye

  • @MangoSsnake
    @MangoSsnake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from.'
    -An actual news artical

    • @incognitonegress3453
      @incognitonegress3453 ปีที่แล้ว

      And niw he is a registered seggx offender. Bug dummy! 🤦🏽🤷🏽

  • @muffinlord99
    @muffinlord99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As a person who lived in FL I can confirm that the Florida man deserves its own video and that these stories are all true.

  • @someoneelsedoit8706
    @someoneelsedoit8706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Florida man here, One of the reasons why we have headlines like that is due to our “sunshine law”. Basically, all arrests HAVE to be documented and shown, as to prevent hiding false arrests and the like.

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hurricane Ian watched this video and wanted to tell his hurricane friends.
    Looks like they went in a carpool to pool cars... gonna have to watch for aggressive residents.

  • @literallylilz
    @literallylilz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Finally, The return of the legend

    • @user-hv1hu3jh1s
      @user-hv1hu3jh1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Come on you should just expect uploads to be most likely a month apart

  • @crazyscientistfarmer2091
    @crazyscientistfarmer2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I’m a Florida man myself and the memes are true lol

    • @fishmcfish3850
      @fishmcfish3850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Name checks out

    • @averagebotwenjoyer5107
      @averagebotwenjoyer5107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many alligators do you see daily

    • @karalyna2004
      @karalyna2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@averagebotwenjoyer5107 767

    • @bbr11ann
      @bbr11ann 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For real

    • @nicolasbourbaki3481
      @nicolasbourbaki3481 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I once saw a bear in the back seat of someone's car here. It seemed calm enough.

  • @debtsooB990
    @debtsooB990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Floridian. This is a pretty accurate description of the state. We drank beers and grilled burgers on the patio while Irma rolled through town. Then I sat and played Minecraft overnight during the Hurricane. Irma was weak sauce by the time it made it’s way to central FL ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @BlueYup
    @BlueYup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "Maybe it's the extreme heat, something in the water, or some exotic bug carrying a pathogen...or maybe it runs deeper politically."
    As someone who lives in Florida, I can assure you that it's definitely all four of these.

    • @SporkSlayer
      @SporkSlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the "Something in the water" is referring to the gators right?

  • @r3dsunl1ght15
    @r3dsunl1ght15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Imagine moving to Florida from Europe, eager to start your new life. You then leave the airport and see some guy wrestling an alligator

    • @allydr90
      @allydr90 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is what they came for 😅

  • @CaptainKronk
    @CaptainKronk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man tried to air bend with bullets but then the air bent his bullets.

  • @Quenical
    @Quenical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:50 the worse thing that Florida man did was the fact he ordered nothing but a DRINK

    • @dpdfpdffgp
      @dpdfpdffgp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who the hell just orders a drink

  • @Hanzlet
    @Hanzlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Florida man: *shoots 50. Cal at irma*
    50. Cal: *UNO REVERSE*

  • @NoahGooder
    @NoahGooder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this needs more parts and needs to be hours longer

  • @chumberland
    @chumberland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is just what I needed after an extremely hard day. Thanks joeseppi.

    • @fishmcfish3850
      @fishmcfish3850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh I'm sorry to hear that man, I hope you have a better day tomorrow

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Florida man: *exists*
    Me: _We could make an scp out of this_

    • @watcher7180
      @watcher7180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was just thinking the same man. he could be an anomaly that escaped the scp.

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "florida man escapes the scp foundation after choke-slamming scp-682"

    • @temtem9255
      @temtem9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jockeyfield1954 i mean, close enough to alligator. Both are funny lizards

    • @originalname5598
      @originalname5598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Florida man kill scientist because he hates the color white and they were wearing white"

    • @karalyna2004
      @karalyna2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jockeyfield1954 729-J

  • @Nexowl
    @Nexowl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Florida Man Tries to Use Manatee as a Jet Ski, Gets Stuck in Shallow Water

  • @paddycrack2422
    @paddycrack2422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    If he was a Florida man he would of killed it 9:24

    • @aceella-md1pj
      @aceella-md1pj ปีที่แล้ว

      texans have a "skill issue"

  • @professorradio5860
    @professorradio5860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As a person who moved to Florida recently, i hope i can find the legendary Florida man

    • @leedamien3374
      @leedamien3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good luck

    • @leedamien3374
      @leedamien3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your gonna need it

    • @CrossingRover
      @CrossingRover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've got news for you... You are now Florida Man. One of us, one of us!

  • @Alphoric
    @Alphoric 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That baked beans joke hit the spot

  • @SpamorammA
    @SpamorammA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When I was a kid my family used to have a condo rental in Florida near Orlando that we went to a few times, and when you get home at night all you could see were hundreds of eyes in the distance.
    Not sure how many where alligators and how many where Florida men in waiting now that I look back on the place.

  • @goomni72
    @goomni72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Big pet peeve of mine having experienced plenty of hurricanes (yes I am a man from Florida), but the hurricane at 2:18 is spinning in the wrong direction. In the northern hemisphere, hurricanes spin counterclockwise. When I see one in the northern hemisphere going clockwise it always makes me cringe.

  • @xenomorphgourmet1005
    @xenomorphgourmet1005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember Irma by the time it reached lake city it was heavy rain, lots of it but the wind wasn't horrible of course it barely clipped us.

  • @LEMMYLEMON
    @LEMMYLEMON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:05 The most American thing I’ve heard 😂

  • @Emily_fdimais
    @Emily_fdimais 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    3:56 what they gonna do? Go on war with the wind?
    Edit: OHWAITNO

  • @crimskeyofficial8474
    @crimskeyofficial8474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've heard it has a lot to do with Florida's state specific laws regarding how much info the police gives out to journalist.

  • @shiftboi4808
    @shiftboi4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    9:52
    POV: Healing in video games

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I literally just saw a headline of a dude convicted of murder in florida that escaped prison in 26 seconds
    These florida dudes are beyond comprehension.

    • @scuderiasimp
      @scuderiasimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Prison Escape Murder% Glitchless WR 26.83

    • @deadlyninja112
      @deadlyninja112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scuderiasimp lmao

    • @nightfallreviews1533
      @nightfallreviews1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have acended the human race

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What, that character from Springfield who was about ready to die in the electric chair? Didn't he fly into power lines right after?

  • @thefirststudentzero
    @thefirststudentzero 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The gift that keeps on giving 😂..two years later and 'florida man' still delivers. (with 🐊😅)
    Cheers for this 👍

  • @rasmuschristianmathiasen1516
    @rasmuschristianmathiasen1516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Florida man: throws 3ft alligator in Wendy's window. Also Florida man: We do a little trolling

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    TFW "Florida man accused of exposing himself" (10:43) is the most normal of all these headlines...

  • @buttercookies261
    @buttercookies261 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is by far joseppi's best "in a nutshell" video

  • @samu.hrv089
    @samu.hrv089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Hey jeoseppi,
    I want to say you that you are the best and most underrated TH-camr.

  • @treeeyed8578
    @treeeyed8578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:42 area 51 flashbacks

  • @LockheedMartinEnjoyer
    @LockheedMartinEnjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Beautiful weather for 2 months then it goes back to being ungodly humid.

  • @underrage4202
    @underrage4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Florida man kisses alligator and shouts "its a good wife"

  • @Eorlin09
    @Eorlin09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My grandfather once said, “Florida is the place that god created when he ran out of energy.”

  • @alexanderveritas
    @alexanderveritas ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “It’s free real estate.”
    Andrew Jackson looking at the Eastern United States Map.

  • @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876
    @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:21 "we fire the entire bullet, that's like 65% more bullet per bullet!"

  • @athrowaway3487
    @athrowaway3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    There is a gator themed amusement park in Florida, and it is called Gator land
    Source: I went there 4 months ago

    • @psyche5893
      @psyche5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’d always see signs for it on the way to WDW or universal.

  • @richardwaynewatsoniii4268
    @richardwaynewatsoniii4268 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Greetings from Polk County, Florida
    -Florida Man

  • @hettus
    @hettus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Florida is the only US state I've been to, I can confirm it's pretty wack.

    • @aldenomer5501
      @aldenomer5501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Florida has nothing to with it. It is all of America that is wack. Trust an American.

    • @kacperszatko8192
      @kacperszatko8192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah just America is just strange.

    • @willvroom
      @willvroom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never. Come. Back.

  • @mariusro1987
    @mariusro1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:00 This is one of the most american thing I have ever heard.

  • @SouthwoodLex
    @SouthwoodLex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We don’t have swamps, it’s wet grasslands in the Everglades

  • @Artidume
    @Artidume 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    8:30 we do a little trolling hehe

  • @sebastian_the_fool3726
    @sebastian_the_fool3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    As a Floridan this video offends me, now I’m going to go back to riding my hurricane with my wife (who’s my sister) and eating my aligator tacos

    • @888ocho
      @888ocho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you clearly arent from florida, because anyone who has ridden a hurricane knows they only have one seat 🙄

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@888ocho His wife (Sister) could’ve sat on him.

    • @888ocho
      @888ocho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@terrylap6132 damn i didnt think of that and by sister you do mean mom right?

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@888ocho Oh of course, an oversight by my part.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's supposed to be a real case of a little girl on her pony, riding in a tornado and being gently put down on a grassy hill... And the Pony was fine, too. The story is set in the 1950s, IIRC. ... No idea how real it is, though.

  • @T.r.a.i.n
    @T.r.a.i.n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite Florida Man headline is "Florida teen arrested for rko'ing an alligator again"

  • @Unknown-ix2jc
    @Unknown-ix2jc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:34 American moment