@@preasidium13 Out of curiosity, you mean Immanuel Kant right? I'm not familiar with any modern german philosophers with the name Kant other than Immanuel himself. I've never heard him Arvid Rovall Kant either.
It was simple you just take the type of shoes multiply it by how old it is check the color of the hair divide it by the number of protons in a wonton then subtract by the number of neutrons in a notebook. And boom the name in mandarin.
And yet Jason was the best of the three. So open to criticism and changing his position based on new information. Though, also somewhat gullible it must be said.
@@No-vu7pc Bank Owners are people who are greedy- That money is definitely insured and honestly, this is probably the best outcome for both parties (thieves and bank)
Well they forgot about that in theory he could have a gun, therefore it's concievable that he has a gun, therefore, it's concievable that he wants to kill them therefore they should shoot them in self defence. Demagogy 101
I like how they actually acknowledge how the point was to in order to make them go against each other not to make a strong argument that was actually see that in ways the character reacts,
@@outlawjoe5447 for sure we assign different morality codes for different groups and that keeps specific groups trusting each other, but the fact that there are different codes for different people shows the break down in society on a larger level, so Matt’s rebuttal to Jeremy wasn’t entirely wrong, even if there are certain codes we live by to specific groups. Thoughts?
@@mikegillettify morality is nothing that is permanently, morality changes with time. this day some may find it acceptable to kill humans for some reasons, others not. maybe some time every human will never accept that killing humans is right, therefore morality changed. i would even argue that since globalisation and the process of speaking with nearly everyone one the planet, brought morality concepts closer. i would even argue that by 200 years, give or take, the morality on this planet would be nearly unified.
@@Spirantizer unironically, there are a lot of transferable skills from philosophy to other disciplines. It gives a good foundation for thinking and reasoning that are useful elsewhere, such as science and law.
"I thought there'd be a security system" "I AM the security system!" "Not yet." ... "You're forgetting about the moral theory of-"-taser-"-UNLIMITED POWER!!!"
At the beginning, Matt is reading Kant and then immediately uses Kant's categorical imperative to cause Jason to doubt the moral philosophy that he has just expressed. Nice touch!
I've got a friend at church who is a Philosophy professor but was a police officer for 30 years before getting his PhD. I would totally watch a show centered around a police officer using this sort of technique on his daily beat :D you guys definitely need to do more skits with this character. He could disrupt a drug deal, stop a purse-snatcher, or neutralize a hit man ^__^
Joseph Haroldsen There's a show on PBS called Father Brown featuring a sleuthing priest who rather than uses deduction to solve mysteries uses history, philosophy and psychology. He's not a cop but close enough. 😂
@@ABlindSniper115 I'm not sure why, but I feel like learning about multiple philosophies and how they clash would over complicate my thought process. Perhaps I'm not smart enough to handle it? Haha
Do you agree with the line of reasoning wherin Matt takes Jeremy's point to the extreme? They obviously aren't choosing the allies at random; the allies are chosen based on common goals. I feel as if the argument is missing something. Am I worng?
"But you are forgetting about the moral theory of umm." *zaps her with stun gun* "eh two out of three's not bad." This is wonderful somebody give these people... something, I don't have any cookies so they should just take laughs, or something that I can give.
"Jason if you are still confused at this point you are your own enemy and there is nothing of worth in your cognition." That's seems meme worthy, maybe just shorten it to "if you are still confused at this point then you are your own enemy and there is nothing of worth in your cognition," that'd actually be good for a calculus teach to put on there wall, to get the students in the mood of calculus. Food for thought.
" But what if it's Grandma's gold" " We just found out that we can't trust each other because we're theives and that our pinkies don't mean anything anymore Jeremy" " Oooohhhhh my cognition guys!" I love these! :)
I think the only thing that could have made this video better would have been if Matt never stood up from his chair. Then he would single-handedly stopped the bank robbery, all while comfortably sitting in his chair, reading his book. Getting up and walking around forces him to do more physical acting, which isn't really necessary. The dialogue alone is strong enough to make it great even if he never moves. Just my thoughts, you probably disagree, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I hope they make more of the practical philosopher, he's one of my favorites of their characters.
I feel the same. If he would have never gotten up, it would have demonstrated just how much power he held over the situation - commanding three armed robbers from the comfort of a chair without even looking at them.
I have used this on a group who was bullying me before and they turned on each other so fast. This tactic works great on people who don't have direct explanations for what they do.
Linnaeus Kuderewko Let's see it was 3rd grade and I was being picked on by 3 5th graders who thought they were cool. One day I had enough of their harassment during recess, and I basically tricked them into finding out that they were only doing this to me because they had nothing better to do. They stopped picking on me after that. As for the exact conversation it happened 10 years ago. Of course the conversation was no where near a scholarly sounding as this, but I still used the main topics of misdirection to stop them. Thanks for your interest you two :D
+Calubur (With a K) Actually the Doctor uses principles of different areas, he did in fact use a philosophical argument in his speech against war in "The Zygon Inversion" from what I understand about that episode. A philosophical solution of cooperation stemming from the fact you don't know what side you're on has been expressed in "The Day of The Doctor".
I have seen this sketch many times, but I've just realized that the philosopher knows Whitney's name, even though the thieves never say it. The philosopher is the first person to say it. So, a conspiracy theorist might think that the philosopher and Whitney knew each other before, but then he uses a tranquilizer, so they didn't know each other. Therefore, it's just a fun little detail for us, fans. Love you guys, your skits always brighten up my day.
">>WE JUST FOUND OUT THAT WE CAN'T TRUST EACHOTHER BECAUSE WE'RE THIEVES AND OUR PINKIES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE, JEREMY!" That line was hilarious! Lovely sketch
I just discovered you guys through a missionary here in CAN_A_DA and I think that you are much funnier then SNL has been for years. I find it really hard to stop watching your sketches. There are extremely hilarious. DEFINITELY LOL.
"anyone can justify someone as being trustworthy as long as they classify others as part of an enemy group" that is literally US foreign policy explained in five seconds
“I am the security system.”
Raw power
*se security system
UNLIMITED POWERRRRR!
"I am ZE security system'
Kaila Y *RAW POWER*
Lol XD right on!
"And they say philosophy is a useless major."
Never underestimate philosophers.
Even when they're dead.
Especially when they're dead
Schrodinger must be rolling in his grave.
Or he might not be
@@corranaven7425 Lol nice
8th grade philosophy major. Only one in the city!
@@Spacedoubt7 uh
He is so smart, he even new Whitney’s name before he was even brought up
You know you need to take a man seriously when he’s just casually reading Kant
Is Kant something classical that everyone should know or is it an inside joke?
@@skyfallprime7977 he's an ancient philosopher
@@robinhowat826 Not really ancient
Arvid Rorvall Kant is a German philosopher notorious for his long winded, difficult reads. Even people who like Kant hate reading Kant.
@@preasidium13 Out of curiosity, you mean Immanuel Kant right? I'm not familiar with any modern german philosophers with the name Kant other than Immanuel himself. I've never heard him Arvid Rovall Kant either.
This security guy's IQ is so elevated, he even knew that the woman's name was Whitney without anyone ever mentioning it
same for jeremy i think
nope nvm
WoooooooooW
He probably could see and hear through the cameras
It was simple you just take the type of shoes multiply it by how old it is check the color of the hair divide it by the number of protons in a wonton then subtract by the number of neutrons in a notebook. And boom the name in mandarin.
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i love how the plilosopher thought about what Jeremy said for a second as if he had some sort of a point.
He did honestly!
I know, right!!!🤣 Sooo true!!!🤣😂
It looked to me more like he was trying to analyze what the man was saying before coming up with a counterargument.
The soldiers only kill as a means to an end.
@@cybersketcher1130 Arguably so do thieves, they have a goal and tend to only kill due to percieved resistance or other factors.
“You’re forgetting about the moral theory of -*Stungun noises*”
My favorite theory
Indeed
@@trashmankev7814 2 out of 3 ain't bad
ITS A TASER
I honestly read it as *Shotgun noises*
@@AustinJASMR omg me too hahaha. I even rewatched it to make sure I wasn’t crazy
Why is no one talking about the “feel free to cry”? Best line.
For not talking about it, you all should feel very badly about yourselves.
Kenneth Moses Ostrich from family: Ha! Ha!
no it’s oh whitney he’s calling you fat
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890-_:;()@%"&*#,?!'EvievonboeLADE
It was mediocre
"Jason, if you are still confused at this point, you are your own enemy, and nothing worthy of value exists in your cognition."
My cognition guys!!!
Feel free to cry
I love how Matt basically said to Jason that he is worthless and should cry
And yet Jason was the best of the three. So open to criticism and changing his position based on new information. Though, also somewhat gullible it must be said.
Just casually breaks a man
The philosopher was so fearless in the face of the gun because he was reading immanual kant dry and was already living in hell
Oh come on, he is not that bad if you read him in German! ;-)
@@Traumglanz Yes. Yes he is
@@Traumglanz And Shakespeare is better in the original Klingon. Doesn't mean it is easy to get through.
@@Traumglanz I see you. 🫠
Yeah Kant requires a hefty tub of astrolglide.
Jeremy: “but I’m a gentle loving person.”
(Is currently robbing a bank )
Maybe they can have different moral systems
Well he's not hurting the people. He's hurting the bank owners
Mak Carolin immoral gentle loving person...
@@australianword3812 Bank owners are people though.
@@No-vu7pc Bank Owners are people who are greedy- That money is definitely insured and honestly, this is probably the best outcome for both parties (thieves and bank)
Jason: "You're the biggest liar I know!"
Matt: "Oh, Whitney, he's called you fat"
@@justinyou5343 what do you mean?
@@stanleyjiang2244 Someone probably deleted their comment.
I mean Matt's right in that accusation either way you take it.
My fav
I died laughing at that part.🤣
"Uh you are forgetting the moral theory of..." *zap* xD best part!
Feel free to cry.
@@nathanielb.2561
2:15
okay, i will.
Well they forgot about that in theory he could have a gun, therefore it's concievable that he has a gun, therefore, it's concievable that he wants to kill them therefore they should shoot them in self defence.
Demagogy 101
Lol
"Eh, two out of three's not bad." *(Continues to read)*
Being able to mold others beliefs is more powerful than any weapon, person or idea.
@@catoams or a TASER
Beliefs can change very quickly when held at gunpoint
@@rose_sylveon5675 Not if the belief is worth enough to die for.
@@alexanderharrison3912 yeah people can lie to survive a gun shot, but it can’t really do much compared to Persuasion
@@maryamm8379 Sorry, can you clarify? Your grammar is a bit spotty.
”This is why everyone hates moral philosophers” - the good place
Yess
I wonder if this guy would’ve gotten along with Chidi
Uessssssssdsszss. But Chidi would get a stumic ace
@@syph3r_63 eh, Chidi actually wants to help people
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 This guy is far to manipulative to get along with Chidi
“...and our pinkies don’t mean anything anymore!”
every 6 year olds nightmare 😂
You know guys, I'm not so sure about that...
Lol
it's cooties. that's their worst nightmare.
You forgot the Yakuza.
You pick my untrustworthy pinkie to make a deal with me.
That accent is the best thing ever.
Agreed
That's one of the things that makes it so funny.
Timothy Stone exactly
True dat!
It is a german accent? Ja?
Banks no longer need million-dollar security systems, they just need Matt and a lifetime supply of books.
and sandwiches
(And shield from flying soccer balls)
+Blue Headphones haha I get it
and a taser gun
Sorry, won't work. I've already hired him as my personal security guard :)
"Ohh...Whitney, he's called you fat!"
I died when he said that!!😂😂
I read it as he said it
2019
I didn’t get it at first
How the frick does this philosopher know Whitney’s fricking name?!
I like how they actually acknowledge how the point was to in order to make them go against each other not to make a strong argument that was actually see that in ways the character reacts,
Matt’s face when Jeremy starts being philosophical too tho 😂
E
That amazing feeling when you find older studio c episodes that you haven't seen before
Same
mastersleib "how the did" 😂
Me too! I don't know how I never saw this one before.
Olivia Maloy ikr
Olivia Maloy so true
"But what if it's Grandma's gold?"
"Listen, stop trying to confuse us, we are taking this gold"
+Panda Sloth Fine, but i wonder if your colleague thinks he deserves whatever he can take. Including your share of the gold. Food for thought.
+Samz Cannons But you - you pinky promised.
+Sydney Jezik Ah, well sound the alarm. Professional thieves are always known for keeping their pinkie promises
+Nice Shadow not
"I'm a gentle, loving guy"
Says the robber holding a gun.
And brought up soldiers as an example of how they could trust each other while lying to other people.
How do we know that he wasn't lying?
He's trying to steal grandma's gold!!!!!
Love the lines:
"My Cognition guys!"
&
"Pinkies don't work anymore Jeremy!"
&
"And they say Philosophy is a useless Major."
Very Creative Sketch! 😁👍
Literally when I started reading he said the first one
The Good Place taught me that moral philosophy is pretty awesome.
“Ohhh Whitney, he called you fat!!”
You are forgetting about the moral theory of... THE TASER
The first one's my favorite
MY COGNITION, GUYS!
Jeremy gives an explanation that makes sense.
Mat: Do I smell defiance?!
I mean it makes sense but matt was totally right, if everyone thought like that civilization would fall
@@elisa9992 not true, we already have different moralities for different groups of people, he explained so- Matt didn’t even address what he said tbh
"I smell someone in need of lesson."
@@outlawjoe5447 for sure we assign different morality codes for different groups and that keeps specific groups trusting each other, but the fact that there are different codes for different people shows the break down in society on a larger level, so Matt’s rebuttal to Jeremy wasn’t entirely wrong, even if there are certain codes we live by to specific groups.
Thoughts?
@@mikegillettify morality is nothing that is permanently, morality changes with time. this day some may find it acceptable to kill humans for some reasons, others not. maybe some time every human will never accept that killing humans is right, therefore morality changed. i would even argue that since globalisation and the process of speaking with nearly everyone one the planet, brought morality concepts closer.
i would even argue that by 200 years, give or take, the morality on this planet would be nearly unified.
"and they say philosophy is a useless major"
Funny cuz thats the major im starting right now!
PhantoMace2012 poor soul
PhantoMace2012 Are you majoring in any thing else?
Zey*
Majoring in philosophy is a cowards way out
"MY COGNITION, GUYS!!"
This line slayed me!
Lol
The way he delivered that line was definitely priceless!
When I heard it, I had to look up the definition of cognition XD
I read it he said it
I heard it as you said it
Moral of the story: Anybody with a mustache is good at Philosophy.
I am growing one
So is Jeremy good at philosophy
And a German accent
+Natalie Peterson that's pretty cool
+Nat Really? That's actually really awesome.
the MAN, the MYTH, the PHILOSOPHER- SCOTT STERLINGGGGG
Still the same old goalkeeper, just a different door.
@@u.v.s.5583 Now with less soccer balls!
He retired from ball sports to focus on philosophy so that he wouldn't get hit in the face with any more balls.
All those blows to the head did him some good...
@@tsnap4 Y E S
3:04 Matt is like, “Seems like a have a challenger...” 😂
His reaction is the best 😂
“What your colleague has just proposed, Jason, would sow the seeds for the destruction of WESTERN CIVILIZATION.”
@@desaster903 colleague
@@JoahTheThread5ive Thanks!
Didn't last very long though
*Tases Withney*
"Eh, 2 out of 3 is not bad"
Nice one
Who's Withney
*Whitney* is the girl in this sketch
Not a passing grade
"and our pinkies dont mean anything" XD XD
Lol
Wasn’t it that if you broke your pinkie promise your pinkie would get cut off or something in the older days?
I saw pickles at first sight.
Dont say xd
This is the last Studio C you're going to watch, and then you will work on your schoolwork, got it, self? THIS IS THE LAST ONE!!!
+Abi Dillon wow how did you know i needed to do ma hw? lol
+Abi Dillon Welp, now I have to. Thanks.
Nevermind; I could do this all day.
+Abi Dillon I.... can't... the pull is too strong... must... keep going
Just one more video
+Abi Dillon HAHAHA thanks! I'll do as you say!
4:19 the moral theory of 40.000 VOLTS
I’ve heard that theory has strong opposition from a philosopher named Ohm.
@@FlashStaticOh yes, he was quite resistant. Got very heated about it. Then again, he always gets like that about current affairs.
@@the_mad_foolI guess he doesn't like to get his feelings hertz
You're about 14 seconds off
2 out of 3 not bad
"Ehh, 2 out of 3 is not bad..."
You can't always convince them all. Some people are just too closed minded.
@@scammbledeggs2707 he convinced them all, to take each other out, but not themselves, so one was bound to remain
@@boitata2617 he could have convinced the last person to commit suicide or turn themselves in.
I quote this all the time
I changed this from 999 to 1k.
Take that, amateurs
Matt actually took a degree in Philosophy and made this sketch so he could say those lines "And they say Philosophy's a useless major"
Actually, his major was in psychology.
What do you do with a degree in philosophy? Something else.
As I read the last part that’s exactly when Matt said that.
@@Spirantizer unironically, there are a lot of transferable skills from philosophy to other disciplines. It gives a good foundation for thinking and reasoning that are useful elsewhere, such as science and law.
@@Spirantizer
Human resources
"MY COGNITION, GUYS." I love Jason.
"Oh, Whitney, he's called you fat." LOL!! Wait, how did he know her name? :P
Cherry
If you get high enough into philosophy, I'm sure they teach you how to read minds. :p
*Joel Shewmaker* that or he's the Doctor.
he is a philosopher, it is a part of his job.
how does anyone know anyone's name? what is a name
Hey vsauce, zeggernut here
"I thought there'd be a security system"
"I AM the security system!"
"Not yet."
...
"You're forgetting about the moral theory of-"-taser-"-UNLIMITED POWER!!!"
Ah yes
It’s treason then
@@kennethmoses4900
(Flies through the air)AOGFEERKVDSHDSASGK
At the beginning, Matt is reading Kant and then immediately uses Kant's categorical imperative to cause Jason to doubt the moral philosophy that he has just expressed. Nice touch!
"You're forgetting the moral theory of-"
*Zap*
"MIGHT MAKES RIGHT!"
Aka, Kratocracy!
Retaliatory force; defense of oneself and one's property.
So he first tells the bank robbers that might does not make right, and then goes to show that might makes right.
I'd love to see this guy in another video. It's really cool.
Yes!
agreed...
Yassss
Fraydizs to
milocow44 69 likes
Can you please make the Philosopher appear on many more episodes? This guy is a genius!
Holy heck the outro song almost made me cry, the nostalgia is real...I can't believe this video is 7 years old!
Another demigod??
@@laynethompson8986 Why yes, hello there!
@@TheHalfblood.Studios :D
I'll I was 5 when this was made!!!!! DANG!
I have some upsetting news for you.
“2/3 ain’t bad”
The fact he doesn’t consider that an absolute victory says it all 😂
I've got a friend at church who is a Philosophy professor but was a police officer for 30 years before getting his PhD. I would totally watch a show centered around a police officer using this sort of technique on his daily beat :D you guys definitely need to do more skits with this character. He could disrupt a drug deal, stop a purse-snatcher, or neutralize a hit man ^__^
Joseph Haroldsen
There's a show on PBS called Father Brown featuring a sleuthing priest who rather than uses deduction to solve mysteries uses history, philosophy and psychology. He's not a cop but close enough. 😂
: O Then, the philosophical policeman finds a philosophical thief who also did his heists with phylosophy alon.
I would say that the mentalist comes close
or Criminal minds, both look at the psychological side of crime
There is its called Sherlock lol
@@Sailorlyoko4life4ever except that Sherlock doesn't really use philosophy
I can say as a philosophy major, this is fantastic.
The Sightless Swordsman so i know its been three years but does the philosophy you study keep you up at night?
@@EstoyPensando Not really, why do you ask?
@@ABlindSniper115 I'm not sure why, but I feel like learning about multiple philosophies and how they clash would over complicate my thought process. Perhaps I'm not smart enough to handle it? Haha
Do you agree with the line of reasoning wherin Matt takes Jeremy's point to the extreme? They obviously aren't choosing the allies at random; the allies are chosen based on common goals. I feel as if the argument is missing something. Am I worng?
I totally want to see this in a D&D game. "I am ze security system."
So NPC with a huge charisma modifier?
Or DM just fudging rolls to push the story that they wanted to. Either way it'd be highly entertaining.
A D&D game with Matt trying to convince our teams to go against each other would be AWESOME!!! Great idea!
I would like to direct you to the beguiler class. You're welcome.
I'm playing a character who basically is a mix of the eloquence bard and scribe wizard.
Roll the dice.
1-20 points: You cry out MY COGNITION GUYS and drop dead from regret.
I love how they walk in there as friends and in 2 and 1/2 minutes, he's able to turn them against each other.
And they say Philosophy’s a useless major!
"The biggest liar i ever saw"
"Ooooh, Whitney... he called you fat." LMAO
Matt: "And zey say zat philosophy is a useless major."
James Landon lol
I heard the video sayin this at the same time i read it
Well philosophy’s not bad
3:56
"Yeah!"
-one guy in the back
ikim4983 is that you
"But you are forgetting about the moral theory of umm." *zaps her with stun gun* "eh two out of three's not bad."
This is wonderful somebody give these people... something, I don't have any cookies so they should just take laughs, or something that I can give.
50th like
***** Please do another practical philosopher!
giftofaJOYfulLIFE Yes, please do!
+giftofaJOYfulLIFE DO IT!!!!
100th Like!
Do it with congress or something
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This man torn them apart with history, philosophy and physiology man I wanna be this cunning
I wonder how long he was in there.
“Whitney, he’s called you fat.” -Ze Security System
"Jason if you are still confused at this point you are your own enemy and there is nothing of worth in your cognition."
That's seems meme worthy, maybe just shorten it to "if you are still confused at this point then you are your own enemy and there is nothing of worth in your cognition," that'd actually be good for a calculus teach to put on there wall, to get the students in the mood of calculus. Food for thought.
MY WHOLE LIFE IS CRUMBLING BEFORE MY EYES!
TheAssassin what you have just proposed will so the seeds for the destruction of Western Civilization!
"MY COGNITION, GUYS!!!"
Ah 2 out of 3 is not bad.
TheAssassin, you didn't make it shorter and u just removed Jason
" But what if it's Grandma's gold" " We just found out that we can't trust each other because we're theives and that our pinkies don't mean anything anymore Jeremy" " Oooohhhhh my cognition guys!" I love these! :)
And my pinkie does not mean any thing! :( Lol.
I think the only thing that could have made this video better would have been if Matt never stood up from his chair. Then he would single-handedly stopped the bank robbery, all while comfortably sitting in his chair, reading his book. Getting up and walking around forces him to do more physical acting, which isn't really necessary. The dialogue alone is strong enough to make it great even if he never moves. Just my thoughts, you probably disagree, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
I hope they make more of the practical philosopher, he's one of my favorites of their characters.
If he didn't have to get up, he could read all his lines from the book.
Yeah, that would have been better... Constructive criticism is always great.
Food for thought
Yeah, but the moving around makes the visuals more interesting/dynamic
I feel the same. If he would have never gotten up, it would have demonstrated just how much power he held over the situation - commanding three armed robbers from the comfort of a chair without even looking at them.
This is one of my favorites lol, everything Matt said made sense but also was confusing. PERFECT!
3:40 The greatest tool of any philosopher - the baseless negative accusation.
3:02
The way that Matt looks up makes me laugh every time.
I also find it funny that he walks Jason through saying “predatory moral philosophy”
Lol I love Matt's accent XD
***** MUWAHAHAHA! Jk XD
+Adele Zoe True that :)
I love Matt
+Raegan Poling same
SCOTT STERLING! They brought him a chair!
Dear Studio C,
PLEASE, PLEASE DO ANOTHER PRACTICAL PHILOSOPHY SKETCH! This one is just too good.
Sincerely,
All your fans
I miss these guys .... they were an amazing team .
I love how after Jeremy finishes his argument Matt is just like " dang it, this gonna be harder than I thought".
Matt is so stoic in this, it's epic.
Matt Meese is AMAZING!!!!
I love him!
+Jared Jenkins wow really?
No, he actually majored in psychology.
If he majored in philosophy he would know this had nothing to do with philosophy
When yo charisma is 20 and you have ranks in bluff.
I surely died and went to heaven ‘cause this smart comedy is incredibly hilarious as delightful.
Dudes, this genuinely made me laugh, 😂😂😂.
“Uh Oh, Whitney he just called you fat” double lol
I have used this on a group who was bullying me before and they turned on each other so fast. This tactic works great on people who don't have direct explanations for what they do.
That is SO AWESOME! Great tactic!!! :)
Redspecialist300 What exactly did you tell them? I'd like to know.
Tell us. Everything
Linnaeus Kuderewko Let's see it was 3rd grade and I was being picked on by 3 5th graders who thought they were cool. One day I had enough of their harassment during recess, and I basically tricked them into finding out that they were only doing this to me because they had nothing better to do. They stopped picking on me after that. As for the exact conversation it happened 10 years ago. Of course the conversation was no where near a scholarly sounding as this, but I still used the main topics of misdirection to stop them. Thanks for your interest you two :D
XD SO want that to happen to me!
Best.....security.....EVER!
this reminds me of something The Doctor would do
Totally
+Alexis Edenburn (NoahJ456 biggest fan) Yeah :D
+Alexis Edenburn (NoahJ456 biggest fan) Don't mean t be that guy but The Doctor uses science (fiction) to get out of things but this is philosophy
+Calubur (With a K)
Actually the Doctor uses principles of different areas, he did in fact use a philosophical argument in his speech against war in "The Zygon Inversion" from what I understand about that episode. A philosophical solution of cooperation stemming from the fact you don't know what side you're on has been expressed in "The Day of The Doctor".
rockinrodney5000 ayy i forgot about that, he does rarely do it (very rarely)
3:40 we do have this approach though... we decide who is an enemy and that does allow us to betray them with little or no guilt
This guy is the reason no one has broken into Area 51
The christian moral philosophy teaches that even thinking of breaking into Area 51 makes your cognition contain nothing of value whatsoever.
This man walks into the Bisque restaurant
Chaos ensues
I love your mustache 😹👨🏻
"My cognition, guys!"
I felt that
SCOTT STERLING, THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND of philosophy
Anyone who reads Kant for personal pleasure is someone to be feared
Oh good, a Studio C video. Now time to rewatch them all for 5 hours. Thanks algorithm
thank you algorithm
Funny thing is, the way he argued is very similar to Kant's line of reasoning.
Noah Gregory that was the whole joke.
* * Well not too many people would catch that
Noah Gregory true.
@@gFamWeb r/iamverysmart
That is why he took him out first
Wait... They placed the charges inside the vault... in order to get inside the vault. O.o
These thieves aren't very smart, clearly.
They placed the charges within the locking mechanism or next to the hinges. This is pretty common in movies.
They may had had an inside man
Shut it, you
The charges where set by the philosopher with a candle stick in the vault
Ah, of course. The ancient art of the moral theory of Tazer.
“Two out of three is not bad” honestly that’s a boss quote!
In conclusion: He just wanted to roast everyone
Yes, yes he did. And he succeeded!
Philosophy can do so much!
Still sounds like Nietzsche philosophy.
No, you cannot, you're forgetting about the moral theory, of uh... I have a tazer.
I love how he's just calmly sitting there reading a book while saying " I am the security system"
"Oooh, Whitney, he just called you fat." Funniest line ever!
1:34 He just turned from German to Italian, genius.
Swiss?
I have seen this sketch many times, but I've just realized that the philosopher knows Whitney's name, even though the thieves never say it. The philosopher is the first person to say it. So, a conspiracy theorist might think that the philosopher and Whitney knew each other before, but then he uses a tranquilizer, so they didn't know each other. Therefore, it's just a fun little detail for us, fans. Love you guys, your skits always brighten up my day.
Probably no one will see this but I love how Matt studied psychology in real life and now he is using his skills
as a moral debater, I can say this is actually legit stuff
what is a moral debater?
Can we have more of this character??!!
0:22 Nice example of extremely high level of wisdom
Jesus loves you and Jesus is God
“I’m a gentle loving guy”
He says while robbing a bank and aiming a gun at his colleagues
">>WE JUST FOUND OUT THAT WE CAN'T TRUST EACHOTHER BECAUSE WE'RE THIEVES AND OUR PINKIES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE, JEREMY!"
That line was hilarious! Lovely sketch
I just discovered you guys through a missionary here in CAN_A_DA and I think that you are much funnier then SNL has been for years. I find it really hard to stop watching your sketches. There are extremely hilarious. DEFINITELY LOL.
I like how he doesn't call the cops at the end, he just continues reading his book.
"anyone can justify someone as being trustworthy as long as they classify others as part of an enemy group" that is literally US foreign policy explained in five seconds
2:42 - 3:09 This encapsulates the reality of what ‘multiculturalism’ is perfectly!
The old studio c cast was my favorite