Uki and Kotoka's COOKING Stream but Uki is Slowly Losing His Sanity..

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  • this was so funny i cant
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  • @kazclips
    @kazclips  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +510

    Another cooking Collab with uki this week...

  • @Pastel_aster
    @Pastel_aster ปีที่แล้ว +3772

    This felt like uki being the “EVERYONES SO CREATIVE” girl

    • @AD-lh3jk
      @AD-lh3jk ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I haven’t even reached 1 min yet but could already see this being true
      I blame FutureCanoe for making the meme instinctively familiar lol

    • @ZoëTestament
      @ZoëTestament ปีที่แล้ว

      IT AINT GOING TO SLID DOWN EASY IF IT AINT CHESSEY@@AD-lh3jk

  • @dongerydoo5736
    @dongerydoo5736 ปีที่แล้ว +3029

    Kotoka dont want buy stuff that she might not use
    Also kotoka : buys a drill
    😂

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +268

      a drill and a fork go woooshoo

    • @ShamaD274
      @ShamaD274 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Wdym she's not using drill? It's a kitchen staple

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Sadly she had to choose between the drill and her life bc uki was ready to kill her

    • @sparo_splat
      @sparo_splat ปีที่แล้ว +41

      She used it to make cotton candy it's useful 😂

    • @LloydShovel
      @LloydShovel ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@sparo_splatexcuse me? A what now to what now?

  • @FleshMelon_Baby
    @FleshMelon_Baby ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    Kotoka: adds milk
    Uki: Separate...S E P A R A T E 👹👹

  • @kevsonkeyboard
    @kevsonkeyboard ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    Uki is your supportive Gay Best Friend that isn't afraid to judge you and let u know when ur slippin'.

  • @kito5248
    @kito5248 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    I like how the entire "do you have" was just "damn girl you live like this"

  • @statixfear
    @statixfear ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    I love how Kotoka's practically built up her own identity and niche within the NijiEN space... for better or for worse 😂

    • @bored_boar
      @bored_boar ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Her own crusty, moldy, potentially inhabited-by-rodents space, inhabited only by Scarle and her

    • @tempaccount7024
      @tempaccount7024 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      She's taken up the mantle of cooking horr- well in Niji! Yeah, definitely well.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@tempaccount7024 why is it always the english-speaking japanese blondes?

  • @peppergemini6
    @peppergemini6 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    This is so funny cuz Uki is always calm and now I wasn’t surprised when Vox yelled at Mysta. It’s really frustrating to see. 😂

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Uki has the patience of a Saint

    • @Reverie5067
      @Reverie5067 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Fanimati0nreal

  • @khushiebhat7242
    @khushiebhat7242 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Love how she doesn’t have basic stuff but garam masala she does have 😂😂

    • @Draethiox
      @Draethiox ปีที่แล้ว +72

      and three parsley shakers

    • @white518
      @white518 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And a drill...somehow...

  • @pank7621
    @pank7621 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    I've never watched Uki before but he's hilarious lol. The *thud* of Kotoka putting the baking powder in front of the camera and Uki going "...oh my God" had me going. 😂

  • @jst1215
    @jst1215 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    The fact that Uki genuinely had to ask if she had salt is what really sells the whole Kotoka Cooking Experience

  • @theslightlytiltedcat
    @theslightlytiltedcat ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Out of all of Kotoka's mischief in her kitchen, this looked the most edible.

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Bless uki for keeping her in check 😭

  • @maggby
    @maggby ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I actually burst out laughing when Kotoka shows the center piece cake with little to no amount of coffee in the cup🤣

    • @-jennie_Bear-
      @-jennie_Bear- 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm pretty sure there was more coffee on the little dish that tea cups are placed in then in the actual cup

    • @kishua9619
      @kishua9619 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      With more coffee on the plate than in the cup ✋😭

    • @kayaa5359
      @kayaa5359 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I honestly expected her to take a sip from the plate at that point XD

  • @Pandymeez
    @Pandymeez ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Dude shoutout to Uki for being the strongest person ever during this 🤣 There’s so many times I would have given up just from being purely baffled.

  • @Theonesleepycell
    @Theonesleepycell ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Uki is that one concerned parent who supports you from afar, but inside he’s just concerned, uki looked in pain through out the whole video/stream…but he’s coping, he’s that supportive parent

  • @jackelhog
    @jackelhog ปีที่แล้ว +697

    My condolences to Uki - the things you do for content is admirable

    • @AnxoTheFallen
      @AnxoTheFallen ปีที่แล้ว +106

      At first he did that for content but after ingredient reveal he was fighting to save the rest of his sanity

  • @Laevatrien2
    @Laevatrien2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    My favorite moment watching this stream was when, Uki wondered about how previous teachers managed, I then opened the previous stream with Belmond and I happened upon a part where Belmond was absolutely panicking.

  • @danteredgrave5238
    @danteredgrave5238 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    I am actually surprised that a lot of the livers are allowed to live alone and unsupervised 😂

    • @ruta_VA
      @ruta_VA ปีที่แล้ว +92

      like why does kotoka have 3 bottles of parsley WHO EATS THAT MUCH PARSLEY

    • @blazingkite8983
      @blazingkite8983 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@ruta_VA definitely just her forgetting that she has it so she went and buy another one lmao

  • @deeuphrosyne
    @deeuphrosyne ปีที่แล้ว +2511

    Kotoka: I did well, Uki will be so proud
    Uki: I’m gonna kill her
    Kotoka: I’m afraid Uki will say “I’m going to kill her”
    😂😂😂

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Uki: Wow, she knows me so well

    • @usagiayumi5
      @usagiayumi5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VampireSentoki56”I’ll krill her” lol

  • @foreverdiceroll
    @foreverdiceroll ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Uki is the new mom of niji

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      ukimama about to disown all of his children, starting with kotoka lol

    • @Yin_Tasuni-San
      @Yin_Tasuni-San ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well that's sad

    • @zeallia
      @zeallia ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadge

    • @q3224
      @q3224 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Uki was always a mom tho lmao

    • @foreverdiceroll
      @foreverdiceroll 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@q3224 well he stole job after Nina left

  • @VisualEnjoyer9756
    @VisualEnjoyer9756 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Kotoka actually lowkey could've saved this by buying oranges on a whim and add the zest of the orange to give it a very light orangy taste but at this point I'm scared to ask if she has a grater because I'm sure she'd put a knife on a drill and try to do it that way 🤣

    • @sweetmeloday5935
      @sweetmeloday5935 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Funny thing is she did got the zest but not with a grater but a peeler 😂
      Edit: scratch what I said that wasn't a zest that's like pieces of the skin at this point hahahaha 😂

    • @VisualEnjoyer9756
      @VisualEnjoyer9756 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@sweetmeloday5935 When she brought out the drill I felt Uki's silence ngl 🤣

    • @23.shkola.63-t7i
      @23.shkola.63-t7i ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They looked like tangerines tbh but maybe Japan has different kind of oranges idk

  • @Zircaa
    @Zircaa ปีที่แล้ว +280

    uki's mind moving a mile a minute thinking of how to remedy this lmao
    thanks for clipping this! this is so hilarious yet wholesome at the same time ☺

  • @st0rmy66
    @st0rmy66 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Welp. Wet tatami is a nightmare to clean unless you spend a few hundred bucks to get it cleaned

    • @KaraShadows95
      @KaraShadows95 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Her tatami has seen some things

  • @suffocating179
    @suffocating179 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    I am so surprised that they were baking the cake but not once measured anything 😂

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Kotoka doesn't have measuring cups because of course she doesn't 🧍

    • @suffocating179
      @suffocating179 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@kazclipsWell at least you could use small spoon or a glass to approximate the quantity but it is what it is 😂

    • @justsomeguywithoutamask9602
      @justsomeguywithoutamask9602 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kazclipsshe's asian
      measuring cups are for pussies, asian people's measuring cups are the ancestor's calls

    • @blazingkite8983
      @blazingkite8983 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      As a -good chef- ghost once said
      "COOKING IS FROM THE SOUL!"
      "FUCK YOU YOU'RE USING YOUR EYES"
      -a certain fisherman

  • @Mac_Spector
    @Mac_Spector ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Well... as long as she's proud of herself and Uki doesn't end her, seems good to me

  • @zanare88
    @zanare88 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Kotoka: I can cook
    Everyone: "yeah...."

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Can cook" & "can cook *well*" are different things

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    It opened so well with her ingredients and then the moment she said “coffee creamer” it was all down hill.

  • @Basil-Spice
    @Basil-Spice ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Uki: "That is...fine."
    Kotoka: "It's good!?"
    I feel there's been a leap somewhere between the two meanings that were trying to be conveyed.

  • @Serje1227
    @Serje1227 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Dude the tension with that coffee. It truly was a ticking time bomb and my eyes were on it the whole time it was full

  • @nyx_nycto
    @nyx_nycto ปีที่แล้ว +167

    As someone who literally has a Mother that is a baker, I know a lot about baking, so this was just painful to watch😭

    • @MaxSTSFXN
      @MaxSTSFXN ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gaahhh! I think I got radiation poison from watching this 😭

  • @CometNeverLanding
    @CometNeverLanding ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love how Kotaka predicted exactly what Uki said abt him killing her💀

  • @Lumari3
    @Lumari3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Ukimama really had to get creative😭😭😭

  • @thelurkerbel0w
    @thelurkerbel0w ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Koto not knowing how to crack an egg threw me for a loop wtf lol

  • @jonelervorths4110
    @jonelervorths4110 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Woah, he must be a God tier instructor, if he can help Kotoka make something non-toxic.

  • @madamadadane7989
    @madamadadane7989 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    The way she fucking drank the milk and be was like “ARE YOU DRINKING IT??” 😂 This was legendary.

  • @zieventeen
    @zieventeen ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I lost it when the tea cup incident happened. The silence has got to be the funniest response

  • @moonmun
    @moonmun ปีที่แล้ว +113

    How Uki was able to keep his sanity intact was a win in itself 😂

    • @keertiprakash
      @keertiprakash 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That is sooo flipping true😂😂😂❤❤

  • @zaza1998ful
    @zaza1998ful 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    As someone who bakes, my eyes just went really wide when she poured the amount of baking powder that she did HAHAHA Also, the way she’s having a hard time cracking an egg 😭

  • @mikaro902
    @mikaro902 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I'm not the same person after watching Kotoka cook, I'm not ok

  • @Ele-May
    @Ele-May ปีที่แล้ว +113

    This stream was so fun to watch. The scares, the (unintentional) comedy and just the shifting of balance between Kotoka being lucky and unlucky, it was peak entertainment. The collab I didn't know I needed, but was glad to be able to watch

  • @yugoxgc
    @yugoxgc ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Ngl Uki's sanity is pretty OP

  • @darklordumbreon
    @darklordumbreon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    If mysta didn't graduate, I'd fear a cooking collab between him and Kotoka-

  • @civildisorder
    @civildisorder ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Uki: "What spices do you have?"
    Kotoka: THUD

  • @candi_appel
    @candi_appel ปีที่แล้ว +46

    watching her attempt to crack an egg was the emotional equivalent of watching that one guy try to cut a sandwich and repeatedly almost cut his hand for me

  • @Gerrymon
    @Gerrymon ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Kotoka cooking is really testing my sanity too lol

  • @666aron
    @666aron ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Someone who watches more Kotoka please put my mind at ease and tell me that this is just an act. I refuse to believe that this is reality. Just tell me that the tatami is slim prop and Koto knows how to follow instructions of cooking/baking.

    • @kkkggg19
      @kkkggg19 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Hate to break it to you.

    • @azulmv
      @azulmv ปีที่แล้ว +18

      she's so me so... we stupid people exist lol

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Real

  • @ankaverous
    @ankaverous ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Everything was a disaster... props to uki for being patient cause if that was me I would've just left at some point

  • @jobreau1725
    @jobreau1725 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I don’t cook and just from the ingredients I know this is going to be a désastre

  • @tsurifisher
    @tsurifisher ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Not the tiny carton of milk 😭

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Uki was being so cautious asking if it was normal milk LMFAO.

  • @lemonjennie
    @lemonjennie ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Not the "it is what it is" 😭 Uki literally surrendering in the start 😂

  • @Xuch
    @Xuch ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I just randomly clicked to 12:14 and holy shit I bursted out laughing

  • @ThomasNing
    @ThomasNing ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Kotoka stingy with money, but borderline intentionally ruining the tatami D:

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Idk if it's intentional she's just kinda...silly and quirky :D

  • @NyxEternal
    @NyxEternal ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I'm only at the ingredient acquisition part and ooh boy am I already scared and simultaneously facepalming

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're in for a treat 😁

    • @NyxEternal
      @NyxEternal ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kazclips I love and hate it
      I applaud Uki's patience even if they were threatening murder at multiple occasions
      but hey, edible end product, which for Kotoka is definitely not a given

  • @remfumiki3823
    @remfumiki3823 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Poor tatami-kun been dealing kotokas' clumsiness during live stream😭😭 she also shows the drill

  • @randomtrainerx.3424
    @randomtrainerx.3424 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Uki: i can fix her

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      uki five minutes into the collab: nevermind

  • @raccoonchild
    @raccoonchild 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "Parsley again 😂"
    "What the fuck?"

  • @meowmeowm30w
    @meowmeowm30w ปีที่แล้ว +36

    shes killing me too...with her cooking ability...

  • @Pastel_aster
    @Pastel_aster ปีที่แล้ว +46

    No cause the way i wouldve walked out that kitchen

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if this had been an offcollab i'm pretty sure uki would've actually killed kotoka lol

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and now the off collab is actually happening...rip kotoka

  • @zuzoozuzoozu
    @zuzoozuzoozu ปีที่แล้ว +30

    uki mama is traumatised from teaching yet another child of nijichaos

  • @Hana-gd1vr
    @Hana-gd1vr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    this is actually the first video i ever saw of this duo (or either of them in general lol) and despite the absolute war crimes being committed in kotokas kitchen she’s so cute?? her energy is just encapsulating “happy to be here” and “all vibes no brain” and it’s shockingly wholesome
    also despite sounding done with her before she even gave him all the reason to, uki is a supportive & helpful lteacher lol

  • @kressy
    @kressy ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Kotoka: I got chocolate chip-
    Me: oooh📈
    Koto: -and cookie cream souffle cake
    Me: oh📉

  • @meeeeeiji3928
    @meeeeeiji3928 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I can't believe uki's sanity is still intact after all that happened😭

  • @pekoeji
    @pekoeji ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the power drill insane laugh combo LMAO

  • @jpachu16
    @jpachu16 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “ its not even that sweet” an Asian’s way of complimenting pastries lol

  • @mx.marshall4538
    @mx.marshall4538 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    How tf is kotoka alive?😂
    The aggressive and silent cleaning 😂😂😂

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      She alive out of pure spite

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Kinda scary how "done" Uki sounded already at the /beginning/ of the stream.....
    "I need to wake up..." - not sure if that's the reason why he sounded tired from the beginning or because it's already a nightmare...

    • @GreySeashell-j3m
      @GreySeashell-j3m 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Nah Uki in general is a sleepy person. Idk what time it was on his side, but since they both live in different countries then there's definitely a time difference.

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Uki was in Japan during this live!

  • @sagethegenshinaddict
    @sagethegenshinaddict ปีที่แล้ว +20

    SHE JUST WANTED UKI TO BE PROUD 😂🤚🤚

  • @nepple4201
    @nepple4201 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Do you have cinnamon?”
    “Go fish”😂😂

  • @ubekirai
    @ubekirai 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Uki is so patient and Kotoka is so cute lmao I can’t even get angry she looks so exited and adorable 🥺

  • @Nakirium_Addict
    @Nakirium_Addict ปีที่แล้ว +19

    16:35 the cutoff to her laugh 💀

  • @qraee
    @qraee ปีที่แล้ว +27

    her lack of knowledge and common sense is genuinely concerning 😭

  • @peachi_mixi
    @peachi_mixi ปีที่แล้ว +18

    watching this stream live was sooo stressful 😂😂😂 i felt Uki so bad i was so surprised Koto managed to make it edible, the absolute chaos

  • @raizingsuns
    @raizingsuns ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That "no fucking way" from uki asking about baking soda was crazy😂

  • @nnsh8562
    @nnsh8562 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As much as i like to complian but as long as koto is happy im fine look at happy she is

  • @nicogallardo2921
    @nicogallardo2921 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As she's accidentally spill her coffee, it made me stand up and look at the ceiling for a few min. Still loved her though.

  • @maeyenlee3963
    @maeyenlee3963 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love how every time she mentions the coffee, uki just wwww
    honestly, same xDD

  • @nna_
    @nna_ ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Watching this live was an experience

  • @yukimisouzou3036
    @yukimisouzou3036 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This honestly feels like watching that vox n mysta cooking stream again xD

  • @sunny4114
    @sunny4114 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    honestly kotoka is such a sweet person and uki is always so funny but you can tell that he's proud of her 🥺
    this collab is legendary istg lol
    thank you for the clip!

  • @Mad___Hatter
    @Mad___Hatter ปีที่แล้ว +51

    How is kotoka a real person wtf

  • @kerngaming2565
    @kerngaming2565 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    that oh my goood when kotoka left was so cuuute

  • @ArchieDeZ
    @ArchieDeZ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Do you have..."
    "No...."

  • @kukukk13
    @kukukk13 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think my heart stopped at least 500 times during the span of this video

  • @niagg__
    @niagg__ ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i cannot believe this woman 😭😭

  • @siralpha6020
    @siralpha6020 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Man I don’t even bake, and seeing the ingredients at the beginning hurt my soul, holy shit Uki

    • @MaxSTSFXN
      @MaxSTSFXN ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm on hiatus from doing event concession and I'm sure this experience gave me radiation poisoning..

  • @kaazuk0
    @kaazuk0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    13:28 Kotoka 😭 HOW DO YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF AND NOT KNOW HOW TO CRACK AN EGG😭😭😭

  • @WeriipArje
    @WeriipArje 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    the silence after the oranges was LOUD

  • @MomokoStarlaSisters
    @MomokoStarlaSisters ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I feel so relatable to Uki 😆

  • @ghibli_core
    @ghibli_core ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love uki sm he's such a mood 😭

  • @MM-pi6eb
    @MM-pi6eb ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can’t wait for Sonny

  • @saibuh
    @saibuh ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wouldn't be a Kotoka cooking stream without her knocking something over and making a mess.

  • @rahelkoni114
    @rahelkoni114 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    my laugh and uki's laugh at 26:03 is totally the same omg kotoka😭

  • @CandyBoinz
    @CandyBoinz ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I feel like im watching one of those unhinged TikTok cooking videos...but without the several bricks of cheddar

  • @Yummymarshy
    @Yummymarshy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This video is torture for anyone that has stepped into a kitchen

  • @Lmerc
    @Lmerc ปีที่แล้ว +9

    There's more coffee in the plate than the cup. HAHAHAHA

  • @maeyenlee3963
    @maeyenlee3963 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    bro was STRUGGLINGGG

  • @bbbrenda
    @bbbrenda ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kotaka loves herself the induction cooking top lol

  • @rikacreature
    @rikacreature ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The giant chunks of orange peel oh my god

  • @atlasloot1284
    @atlasloot1284 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It was so funny! Huge videos like this is beatiful to watch and its doesnt need much editing but subs. Thank you! 😂