Uki and Kotoka's COOKING Stream but Uki is Slowly Losing His Sanity..

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  • @kazclips
    @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Another cooking Collab with uki this week...

  • @Pastel_aster
    @Pastel_aster ปีที่แล้ว +3836

    This felt like uki being the “EVERYONES SO CREATIVE” girl

    • @AD-lh3jk
      @AD-lh3jk ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I haven’t even reached 1 min yet but could already see this being true
      I blame FutureCanoe for making the meme instinctively familiar lol

    • @ZoëTestament
      @ZoëTestament ปีที่แล้ว

      IT AINT GOING TO SLID DOWN EASY IF IT AINT CHESSEY@@AD-lh3jk

  • @dongerydoo5736
    @dongerydoo5736 ปีที่แล้ว +3078

    Kotoka dont want buy stuff that she might not use
    Also kotoka : buys a drill
    😂

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +273

      a drill and a fork go woooshoo

    • @ShamaD274
      @ShamaD274 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Wdym she's not using drill? It's a kitchen staple

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Sadly she had to choose between the drill and her life bc uki was ready to kill her

    • @sparo_splat
      @sparo_splat ปีที่แล้ว +41

      She used it to make cotton candy it's useful 😂

    • @LloydShovel
      @LloydShovel ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@sparo_splatexcuse me? A what now to what now?

  • @FleshMelon_Baby
    @FleshMelon_Baby ปีที่แล้ว +2050

    Kotoka: adds milk
    Uki: Separate...S E P A R A T E 👹👹

  • @kevsonkeyboard
    @kevsonkeyboard ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    Uki is your supportive Gay Best Friend that isn't afraid to judge you and let u know when ur slippin'.

  • @kito5248
    @kito5248 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    I like how the entire "do you have" was just "damn girl you live like this"

  • @statixfear
    @statixfear ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    I love how Kotoka's practically built up her own identity and niche within the NijiEN space... for better or for worse 😂

    • @bored_boar
      @bored_boar ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Her own crusty, moldy, potentially inhabited-by-rodents space, inhabited only by Scarle and her

    • @tempaccount7024
      @tempaccount7024 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      She's taken up the mantle of cooking horr- well in Niji! Yeah, definitely well.

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tempaccount7024 why is it always the english-speaking japanese blondes?

  • @peppergemini6
    @peppergemini6 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    This is so funny cuz Uki is always calm and now I wasn’t surprised when Vox yelled at Mysta. It’s really frustrating to see. 😂

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Uki has the patience of a Saint

    • @Reverie5067
      @Reverie5067 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Fanimati0nreal

  • @jst1215
    @jst1215 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    The fact that Uki genuinely had to ask if she had salt is what really sells the whole Kotoka Cooking Experience

  • @khushiebhat7242
    @khushiebhat7242 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Love how she doesn’t have basic stuff but garam masala she does have 😂😂

    • @Draethiox
      @Draethiox ปีที่แล้ว +74

      and three parsley shakers

    • @white518
      @white518 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And a drill...somehow...

  • @pank7621
    @pank7621 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    I've never watched Uki before but he's hilarious lol. The *thud* of Kotoka putting the baking powder in front of the camera and Uki going "...oh my God" had me going. 😂

  • @foreverdiceroll
    @foreverdiceroll ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Uki is the new mom of niji

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      ukimama about to disown all of his children, starting with kotoka lol

    • @Yin_Tasuni-San
      @Yin_Tasuni-San ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well that's sad

    • @zeallia
      @zeallia ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadge

    • @q3224
      @q3224 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Uki was always a mom tho lmao

    • @foreverdiceroll
      @foreverdiceroll ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@q3224 well he stole job after Nina left

  • @jackelhog
    @jackelhog ปีที่แล้ว +702

    My condolences to Uki - the things you do for content is admirable

    • @AnxoTheFallen
      @AnxoTheFallen ปีที่แล้ว +107

      At first he did that for content but after ingredient reveal he was fighting to save the rest of his sanity

  • @theslightlytiltedcat
    @theslightlytiltedcat ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Out of all of Kotoka's mischief in her kitchen, this looked the most edible.

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Bless uki for keeping her in check 😭

  • @Theonesleepycell
    @Theonesleepycell ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Uki is that one concerned parent who supports you from afar, but inside he’s just concerned, uki looked in pain through out the whole video/stream…but he’s coping, he’s that supportive parent

  • @Pandymeez
    @Pandymeez ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Dude shoutout to Uki for being the strongest person ever during this 🤣 There’s so many times I would have given up just from being purely baffled.

  • @maggby
    @maggby ปีที่แล้ว +458

    I actually burst out laughing when Kotoka shows the center piece cake with little to no amount of coffee in the cup🤣

    • @-jennie_Bear-
      @-jennie_Bear- ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm pretty sure there was more coffee on the little dish that tea cups are placed in then in the actual cup

    • @kishua9619
      @kishua9619 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      With more coffee on the plate than in the cup ✋😭

    • @kayaa5359
      @kayaa5359 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I honestly expected her to take a sip from the plate at that point XD

  • @Laevatrien2
    @Laevatrien2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    My favorite moment watching this stream was when, Uki wondered about how previous teachers managed, I then opened the previous stream with Belmond and I happened upon a part where Belmond was absolutely panicking.

  • @st0rmy66
    @st0rmy66 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Welp. Wet tatami is a nightmare to clean unless you spend a few hundred bucks to get it cleaned

    • @KaraShadows95
      @KaraShadows95 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Her tatami has seen some things

  • @danteredgrave5238
    @danteredgrave5238 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    I am actually surprised that a lot of the livers are allowed to live alone and unsupervised 😂

    • @ruta_VA
      @ruta_VA ปีที่แล้ว +93

      like why does kotoka have 3 bottles of parsley WHO EATS THAT MUCH PARSLEY

    • @blazingkite8983
      @blazingkite8983 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ruta_VA definitely just her forgetting that she has it so she went and buy another one lmao

  • @VisualEnjoyer9756
    @VisualEnjoyer9756 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Kotoka actually lowkey could've saved this by buying oranges on a whim and add the zest of the orange to give it a very light orangy taste but at this point I'm scared to ask if she has a grater because I'm sure she'd put a knife on a drill and try to do it that way 🤣

    • @sweetmeloday5935
      @sweetmeloday5935 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Funny thing is she did got the zest but not with a grater but a peeler 😂
      Edit: scratch what I said that wasn't a zest that's like pieces of the skin at this point hahahaha 😂

    • @VisualEnjoyer9756
      @VisualEnjoyer9756 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@sweetmeloday5935 When she brought out the drill I felt Uki's silence ngl 🤣

    • @23.shkola.63-t7i
      @23.shkola.63-t7i ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They looked like tangerines tbh but maybe Japan has different kind of oranges idk

  • @deeuphrosyne
    @deeuphrosyne ปีที่แล้ว +2539

    Kotoka: I did well, Uki will be so proud
    Uki: I’m gonna kill her
    Kotoka: I’m afraid Uki will say “I’m going to kill her”
    😂😂😂

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Uki: Wow, she knows me so well

    • @usagiayumi5
      @usagiayumi5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VampireSentoki56”I’ll krill her” lol

  • @Mac_Spector
    @Mac_Spector ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Well... as long as she's proud of herself and Uki doesn't end her, seems good to me

  • @Zircaa
    @Zircaa ปีที่แล้ว +280

    uki's mind moving a mile a minute thinking of how to remedy this lmao
    thanks for clipping this! this is so hilarious yet wholesome at the same time ☺

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty ปีที่แล้ว +48

    It opened so well with her ingredients and then the moment she said “coffee creamer” it was all down hill.

  • @thelurkerbel0w
    @thelurkerbel0w ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Koto not knowing how to crack an egg threw me for a loop wtf lol

  • @nyx_nycto
    @nyx_nycto ปีที่แล้ว +169

    As someone who literally has a Mother that is a baker, I know a lot about baking, so this was just painful to watch😭

    • @MaxSTSFXN
      @MaxSTSFXN ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gaahhh! I think I got radiation poison from watching this 😭

  • @jonelervorths4110
    @jonelervorths4110 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Woah, he must be a God tier instructor, if he can help Kotoka make something non-toxic.

  • @Serje1227
    @Serje1227 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Dude the tension with that coffee. It truly was a ticking time bomb and my eyes were on it the whole time it was full

  • @zieventeen
    @zieventeen ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I lost it when the tea cup incident happened. The silence has got to be the funniest response

  • @CometNeverLanding
    @CometNeverLanding ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I love how Kotaka predicted exactly what Uki said abt him killing her💀

  • @Cappuccino-ScentsLover
    @Cappuccino-ScentsLover ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I am so surprised that they were baking the cake but not once measured anything 😂

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Kotoka doesn't have measuring cups because of course she doesn't 🧍

    • @Cappuccino-ScentsLover
      @Cappuccino-ScentsLover ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@kazclipsWell at least you could use small spoon or a glass to approximate the quantity but it is what it is 😂

    • @SunDr4g0n21
      @SunDr4g0n21 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kazclipsshe's asian
      measuring cups are for pussies, asian people's measuring cups are the ancestor's calls

    • @blazingkite8983
      @blazingkite8983 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a -good chef- ghost once said
      "COOKING IS FROM THE SOUL!"
      "FUCK YOU YOU'RE USING YOUR EYES"
      -a certain fisherman

  • @zanare88
    @zanare88 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Kotoka: I can cook
    Everyone: "yeah...."

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Can cook" & "can cook *well*" are different things

  • @Basil-Spice
    @Basil-Spice ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Uki: "That is...fine."
    Kotoka: "It's good!?"
    I feel there's been a leap somewhere between the two meanings that were trying to be conveyed.

  • @zaza1998ful
    @zaza1998ful ปีที่แล้ว +63

    As someone who bakes, my eyes just went really wide when she poured the amount of baking powder that she did HAHAHA Also, the way she’s having a hard time cracking an egg 😭

  • @madamadadane7989
    @madamadadane7989 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The way she fucking drank the milk and be was like “ARE YOU DRINKING IT??” 😂 This was legendary.

  • @Lumari3
    @Lumari3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Ukimama really had to get creative😭😭😭

  • @moonmun
    @moonmun ปีที่แล้ว +113

    How Uki was able to keep his sanity intact was a win in itself 😂

    • @keertiprakash
      @keertiprakash 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is sooo flipping true😂😂😂❤❤

  • @candi_appel
    @candi_appel ปีที่แล้ว +48

    watching her attempt to crack an egg was the emotional equivalent of watching that one guy try to cut a sandwich and repeatedly almost cut his hand for me

  • @Ele-May
    @Ele-May ปีที่แล้ว +114

    This stream was so fun to watch. The scares, the (unintentional) comedy and just the shifting of balance between Kotoka being lucky and unlucky, it was peak entertainment. The collab I didn't know I needed, but was glad to be able to watch

  • @666aron
    @666aron ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Someone who watches more Kotoka please put my mind at ease and tell me that this is just an act. I refuse to believe that this is reality. Just tell me that the tatami is slim prop and Koto knows how to follow instructions of cooking/baking.

    • @kkkggg19
      @kkkggg19 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Hate to break it to you.

    • @azulmv
      @azulmv ปีที่แล้ว +18

      she's so me so... we stupid people exist lol

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Real

  • @Gerrymon
    @Gerrymon ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Kotoka cooking is really testing my sanity too lol

  • @yugoxgc
    @yugoxgc ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Ngl Uki's sanity is pretty OP

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Uki was being so cautious asking if it was normal milk LMFAO.

  • @darklordumbreon
    @darklordumbreon ปีที่แล้ว +49

    If mysta didn't graduate, I'd fear a cooking collab between him and Kotoka-

  • @civildisorder
    @civildisorder ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Uki: "What spices do you have?"
    Kotoka: THUD

  • @ankaverous
    @ankaverous ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Everything was a disaster... props to uki for being patient cause if that was me I would've just left at some point

  • @lemonjennie
    @lemonjennie ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Not the "it is what it is" 😭 Uki literally surrendering in the start 😂

  • @mikaro902
    @mikaro902 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I'm not the same person after watching Kotoka cook, I'm not ok

  • @Xuch
    @Xuch ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I just randomly clicked to 12:14 and holy shit I bursted out laughing

  • @tsurifisher
    @tsurifisher ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Not the tiny carton of milk 😭

  • @Hana-gd1vr
    @Hana-gd1vr ปีที่แล้ว +23

    this is actually the first video i ever saw of this duo (or either of them in general lol) and despite the absolute war crimes being committed in kotokas kitchen she’s so cute?? her energy is just encapsulating “happy to be here” and “all vibes no brain” and it’s shockingly wholesome
    also despite sounding done with her before she even gave him all the reason to, uki is a supportive & helpful lteacher lol

  • @jobreau1725
    @jobreau1725 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I don’t cook and just from the ingredients I know this is going to be a désastre

  • @remfumiki3823
    @remfumiki3823 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Poor tatami-kun been dealing kotokas' clumsiness during live stream😭😭 she also shows the drill

  • @ThomasNing
    @ThomasNing ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Kotoka stingy with money, but borderline intentionally ruining the tatami D:

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Idk if it's intentional she's just kinda...silly and quirky :D

  • @meowmeowm30w
    @meowmeowm30w ปีที่แล้ว +36

    shes killing me too...with her cooking ability...

  • @zuzoozuzoozu
    @zuzoozuzoozu ปีที่แล้ว +30

    uki mama is traumatised from teaching yet another child of nijichaos

  • @jpachu16
    @jpachu16 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “ its not even that sweet” an Asian’s way of complimenting pastries lol

  • @NyxEternal
    @NyxEternal ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm only at the ingredient acquisition part and ooh boy am I already scared and simultaneously facepalming

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're in for a treat 😁

    • @NyxEternal
      @NyxEternal ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kazclips I love and hate it
      I applaud Uki's patience even if they were threatening murder at multiple occasions
      but hey, edible end product, which for Kotoka is definitely not a given

  • @meeeeeiji3928
    @meeeeeiji3928 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I can't believe uki's sanity is still intact after all that happened😭

  • @ubekirai
    @ubekirai ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Uki is so patient and Kotoka is so cute lmao I can’t even get angry she looks so exited and adorable 🥺

  • @raccoonchild
    @raccoonchild ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Parsley again 😂"
    "What the fuck?"

  • @pekoeji
    @pekoeji ปีที่แล้ว +17

    the power drill insane laugh combo LMAO

  • @randomtrainerx.3424
    @randomtrainerx.3424 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Uki: i can fix her

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      uki five minutes into the collab: nevermind

  • @Pastel_aster
    @Pastel_aster ปีที่แล้ว +46

    No cause the way i wouldve walked out that kitchen

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if this had been an offcollab i'm pretty sure uki would've actually killed kotoka lol

    • @VampireSentoki56
      @VampireSentoki56 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and now the off collab is actually happening...rip kotoka

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Kinda scary how "done" Uki sounded already at the /beginning/ of the stream.....
    "I need to wake up..." - not sure if that's the reason why he sounded tired from the beginning or because it's already a nightmare...

    • @GreySeashell-j3m
      @GreySeashell-j3m ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah Uki in general is a sleepy person. Idk what time it was on his side, but since they both live in different countries then there's definitely a time difference.

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uki was in Japan during this live!

  • @peachi_mixi
    @peachi_mixi ปีที่แล้ว +18

    watching this stream live was sooo stressful 😂😂😂 i felt Uki so bad i was so surprised Koto managed to make it edible, the absolute chaos

  • @Nakirium_Addict
    @Nakirium_Addict ปีที่แล้ว +19

    16:35 the cutoff to her laugh 💀

  • @sagethegenshinaddict
    @sagethegenshinaddict ปีที่แล้ว +20

    SHE JUST WANTED UKI TO BE PROUD 😂🤚🤚

  • @nepple4201
    @nepple4201 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Do you have cinnamon?”
    “Go fish”😂😂

  • @sunny4114
    @sunny4114 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    honestly kotoka is such a sweet person and uki is always so funny but you can tell that he's proud of her 🥺
    this collab is legendary istg lol
    thank you for the clip!

  • @kressy
    @kressy ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Kotoka: I got chocolate chip-
    Me: oooh📈
    Koto: -and cookie cream souffle cake
    Me: oh📉

  • @qraee
    @qraee ปีที่แล้ว +27

    her lack of knowledge and common sense is genuinely concerning 😭

  • @mx.marshall4538
    @mx.marshall4538 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    How tf is kotoka alive?😂
    The aggressive and silent cleaning 😂😂😂

    • @kazclips
      @kazclips  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She alive out of pure spite

  • @kerngaming2565
    @kerngaming2565 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    that oh my goood when kotoka left was so cuuute

  • @raizingsuns
    @raizingsuns ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That "no fucking way" from uki asking about baking soda was crazy😂

  • @njcheddar
    @njcheddar ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Watching this live was an experience

  • @kukukk13
    @kukukk13 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think my heart stopped at least 500 times during the span of this video

  • @nnsh8562
    @nnsh8562 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    As much as i like to complian but as long as koto is happy im fine look at happy she is

  • @nicogallardo2921
    @nicogallardo2921 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As she's accidentally spill her coffee, it made me stand up and look at the ceiling for a few min. Still loved her though.

  • @rahelkoni114
    @rahelkoni114 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    my laugh and uki's laugh at 26:03 is totally the same omg kotoka😭

  • @maeyenlee3963
    @maeyenlee3963 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love how every time she mentions the coffee, uki just wwww
    honestly, same xDD

  • @MomokoStarlaSisters
    @MomokoStarlaSisters ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I feel so relatable to Uki 😆

  • @yechan1864
    @yechan1864 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i cannot believe this woman 😭😭

  • @saibuh
    @saibuh ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wouldn't be a Kotoka cooking stream without her knocking something over and making a mess.

  • @yukimisouzou3036
    @yukimisouzou3036 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This honestly feels like watching that vox n mysta cooking stream again xD

  • @ArchieDeZ
    @ArchieDeZ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Do you have..."
    "No...."

  • @SeaBunni0
    @SeaBunni0 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    TATAMI MAAAAT! When I went to Japan I LOVED how comfy they felt!!! Tatami mats are heaven

  • @atlasloot1284
    @atlasloot1284 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It was so funny! Huge videos like this is beatiful to watch and its doesnt need much editing but subs. Thank you! 😂

  • @siralpha6020
    @siralpha6020 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Man I don’t even bake, and seeing the ingredients at the beginning hurt my soul, holy shit Uki

    • @MaxSTSFXN
      @MaxSTSFXN ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm on hiatus from doing event concession and I'm sure this experience gave me radiation poisoning..

  • @Mad___Hatter
    @Mad___Hatter ปีที่แล้ว +51

    How is kotoka a real person wtf

  • @bbbrenda
    @bbbrenda ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kotaka loves herself the induction cooking top lol

  • @CandyBoinz
    @CandyBoinz ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I feel like im watching one of those unhinged TikTok cooking videos...but without the several bricks of cheddar

  • @Lmerc
    @Lmerc ปีที่แล้ว +9

    There's more coffee in the plate than the cup. HAHAHAHA

  • @WeriipArje
    @WeriipArje ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the silence after the oranges was LOUD

  • @Swat9541
    @Swat9541 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    as a gastronomy student: this triggers me and can relate at the same time

  • @MM-pi6eb
    @MM-pi6eb ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can’t wait for Sonny

  • @backfootdrive
    @backfootdrive ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This being edible is a miracle

  • @azhad_lele6140
    @azhad_lele6140 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Not the tatami, its so hard to clean it

  • @Tsubasa_Tenshi
    @Tsubasa_Tenshi ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i swear to *** this girl hahahaha is sure giving every one a heart attack hahaha