Who wouldn't cry when he literally placed the dirty water back to the rice and only washed it once? And the fact that he's part southeast Asian is just-😭😭😭😭
I used to believe I was rock bottom when it comes to how bad at cooking I am, but now I realize rock bottom is never truly as low as you can get. Mysta got out a fucking pickaxe and maniacally laughed
IKR, the only reason I believe he's not the real deal because Gordon would have taken that knife halfway through at most and either finish Mysta or himself lmao
As a professional Asian, I would like to extend my deepest condolences to the farmers who had to suffer and work hard to deliver this rice to us. I would also like to extend my deepest condolences to the seeds that had to be done dirty like this
Deepest condolences to the farmers and butcher who worked to produced the meat, the farmers who grew those vegetables. I am in pain too, I apologize in Mysta's behalf...
as a professional asian i would also like to give me dearest condolences to everyone who has ever consumed mystas cooking, as they are most likely in the hospital from food poisoning or are experiencing/experienced pain.
"This man is part Filipino and doesn't know what stir frying is" Truly, a british debuff, but even british people don't fail on copying or stealing everything
The 6% I gave Mysta was for effort, 2% for entertainment, 1% for me giving Vox my condolences, 1% for _the knife_ and 90% for fear and the seven stages of grief I experienced.
A part of me died after seeing how the rice turned out. But the rest did look pretty decent so props to Mysta. Loved the video, thanks for the highlights!
i audibly started saying “no no no NO” when mysta asked if he could eat using the tongs that touched the raw beef, but at least he checked first instead of just trying it 😂
When i told you I cried watching this stream... I really did. The rice being half cooked (or is it even half?) They way he cut the vegetables...the seasoning...oh dear. For Mysta this is an improvement.
As a Filipino with super strict grandma this made me genuinely cry😂 but I still love how he tried.. the cucumber chopping and the rice really made me burst out my tears😂❤
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My filipino ass literally fucking screamed in terror seeing Mysta pour that starch water back into the rice 💀💀💀
same the anxiety that i got from this vid and my anger issues just got higher lord jesus christ forgive me😭
My latin ass feel that pain too.
i’m south asian and i’m actually rolling in my grave
Same bruh tf is up with that mf 💀💀💀💀
Same, I don't really cook but Ik that the way he was cooking was terribly wrong cause I always watch my Asian family when they cook💀💀
Truly, there's nothing as horrifying as Mysta and his rice cooker.
it aint even a one hahaha if anything its the rice that he cooked lol
Mika and her sandwich maker, or her hair straighter? Honestly they feel so much like siblings
@@toawing Never in my life did I see a more appropriate brand for someone then after watching those two cooking streams
It's a horror movie in its self
Him being in the kitchen is horrifying without touching anything at all
when mysta was "washing" the rice i was crying like actually shedding tears
oh I was just laughing my ass off at that point lmao
I was about to wheeze like fulgur and become a kettle too hehe
I was practically cursing and laughing with a tad bit of sadness💀💀
Who wouldn't cry when he literally placed the dirty water back to the rice and only washed it once? And the fact that he's part southeast Asian is just-😭😭😭😭
@@offxialsky1298 *the water with a bit of rice powder in it
Because you were proud of him, or because of how he was doing it?
I used to believe I was rock bottom when it comes to how bad at cooking I am, but now I realize rock bottom is never truly as low as you can get. Mysta got out a fucking pickaxe and maniacally laughed
He made a whole ass basement underneath rock bottom
He mined past the bedrock
He's so below rock bottom in the sense of cooking skill that he is floating in the void.
ikr?? my cooking skills are abysmal but at least I've never DUMPED THE RICE WATER BACK IN THE RICE
Alternative title: Vox losing his sanity for nearly 17 minutes
Vox and everyone who watched...
10:00
“I would make this for her majesty!”
“well you’d finally bring her 96 year reign to an end”
guys he did it
I knew he was suspicious 🧐
🤨
Fr…
Hmmm...
0:40 that Ramsay impression was spot on
1:10 and then Mysta follows up with the impression as well especially the "and garlic" part XDXD
OHH THATS WHAT IT WAS
genuinely sounded like gordon
"I'd make this for Her Majesty"
"Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end"
I'M HOLLERING
THAT DID NOT AGE WELL
It really didn't and I can't! 😂😂😂😂
noooo 💀💀
It truly didn't.
The biggest prediction of 2022 came from vox akuma wowee 💀
IM DEAD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
4:55 the way he stopped mid-sentence in disbelief lmaoooo.
Also the way the music stopped as Mysta started chopping
6:50 too
8:25 too :'D
9:45 You can really tell Vox has lost it at this point due to the crack in his voice
Gives the “I HAVE NO CAKE” vibes
10:03 oh my god he really cooked for the queen
😂😂😂
*Points at Mysta* it's him officer! He's the one!
🚔🚔🚔
why is Vox's Gordo Ramso impression so fucking spot on wtf
His voice is a literal fucking clone of gordon im dying
His British init?
IKR, the only reason I believe he's not the real deal because Gordon would have taken that knife halfway through at most and either finish Mysta or himself lmao
As a professional Asian, I would like to extend my deepest condolences to the farmers who had to suffer and work hard to deliver this rice to us.
I would also like to extend my deepest condolences to the seeds that had to be done dirty like this
Deepest condolences to the farmers and butcher who worked to produced the meat, the farmers who grew those vegetables. I am in pain too, I apologize in Mysta's behalf...
A professional Asian tho
I read this in Steven He's voice
as a professional asian i would also like to give me dearest condolences to everyone who has ever consumed mystas cooking, as they are most likely in the hospital from food poisoning or are experiencing/experienced pain.
"This man is part Filipino and doesn't know what stir frying is"
Truly, a british debuff, but even british people don't fail on copying or stealing everything
Every time Mysta cook its intresting and also painful, and I don't even know how to cook that well
Still not quite as scary as Rosemi trying to open a can, by stabbing it after breaking the can opener
The 6% I gave Mysta was for effort, 2% for entertainment, 1% for me giving Vox my condolences, 1% for _the knife_ and 90% for fear and the seven stages of grief I experienced.
Started crying not even 3 minutes in. The frustration of watching Mysta cooking is real.
began crying for other reasons. holy shit.
R.I.P Vox, he has lived for over 400+ years witnessed so many things but his fate finally came to and end.
edit: OMFG 2.1k LIKES OMFMFMNEJDXNJN
LMFAOOO 💀💀
2.1k likes? 1 comment? lemme change that
@@_magic_moonlight_8757 lmao
A part of me died after seeing how the rice turned out. But the rest did look pretty decent so props to Mysta.
Loved the video, thanks for the highlights!
And then you realise how much seasoning he added (half a bottle of soy sauce???? really?) and die a little more.
In terms of aesthetics, I guess. But Mika's testament regarding it's taste is that it's pure salt water out of the ocean
@@hayyeh7795 oh... mysta moment...
I love when Vox is like midway through talking Mysta does something unbelievable and it just renders Vox speechless 😂
maybe he did feed this to the queen
BYE💀
Alternate title: Vox loses brain cells for 17 minutes.
I'm wheezing over here. Absolutely HILARIOUS
2:40 you could have blindfolded me and told me this was Gordon Ramsey and I would have believed you
This did not just show up in my feed rn 😭😭😭
Maybe Mysta's cooking really was what brought queen Elizabeth's 96 year reign to her end 10:00 xD
Omg yws about to type that 😳👏🏻
Was looking for a comment like this 😂
@@honeyworksvocabts1571 Vox is a prophet apparently
Was just thinking this
I thought Mysta will be another pretty boy, but damn he’s a chaotic himbo 😂
Mysta doesn't have himbo energy though 🤔
Me: *watches peacefully*
Mysta & Vox: *touches hands*
i scream 😫✨
I mean he's got the knife agression level of Filipino mums/grandmas but that was it, truly terrifying-
Now watching this makes me cry and laugh at the same time
Vox going full "Gordon Ramsey" whenever Mysta does something questionable was too funny lmao
11/10 Cooking Stream
i audibly started saying “no no no NO” when mysta asked if he could eat using the tongs that touched the raw beef, but at least he checked first instead of just trying it 😂
why does vox sound like Gordan Ramsay when he was telling mysta to wash the rice correctly 😅
chat was crying this entire time LMAO
Mysta gives off incredibly unhinged vibes
When i told you I cried watching this stream... I really did. The rice being half cooked (or is it even half?) They way he cut the vegetables...the seasoning...oh dear. For Mysta this is an improvement.
I genuinely died throughout this whole video.
If Vox wasn't here, this would have gone WAY downhill
I love how the comments are pain and condolences for Vox 💀
this is just ...hurtful to watch for somone who loves cooking
"and then we put the water back in :D" the way he said that with such confidence
As someone who rinses and strains their rice before cooking it, I 1000% feel Vox’s pain.
Correcting myself. I no longer feel Vox’s pain with JUST the rice.
As a Filipino with super strict grandma this made me genuinely cry😂 but I still love how he tried.. the cucumber chopping and the rice really made me burst out my tears😂❤
vox losing his FUCKING mind gives me so much life, I have to keep rewatching it. o7 thank you for the small sacrifice of your sanity milord
Coming here bc i miss him already 😭🧡
Same😭
Me too 😭
i think… im losing my braincells when i watch this stream..
Vox was losing his mind thoughtful the stream and I did too 😭
never let two bri'ish people be in a room together, especially when one of them's cooking.
When her 96 years old reign actually ended 3 month after :🙂
Her reign ended but it wasn't Mysta's fault. JUSTICE ON MYSTA'S NAME😂
😂😂😂
4:57 that silence was so LOUD.
My 6 year old cousin can season and cook an omelette well....
It's already a flex compared to this
I don't even cook often and watching Mysta cook is making me cry in disbelief
The way Vox goes FULL BRI'ISH when he's alone with Mysta.
I was genuinely concerned for Vox' well-being
10:04 this did not age well 😂
"I would make this for her Majesty"
Wow, Mysta actually did it
and now we have kotoka to continue the legacy
This hits different after I’ve seen this dudes face😂
same
I miss Mysta😭😭🧡🧡
"i would make this for Her Majesty"
that explains a lot about recent events
"Tap it gently okay?"
*Proceed to fell the 1big spoon of it*
Vox’s British came out for the first time I heard him say, “ twat”
Mysta's cooking is like watching my intrusive thoughts win in the kitchen.
I think he actually did it
This is so fucking random and late but I'm watching this and it's funny
Just don’t cook rice ever again, Mysta.
😭😭😭😭😭
Haiyaa you make all our ancestors cry
forget our ancestors, he's making me cry
mysta calling a leek 'Pokemon Thing' really took me out
its actually a really good gordon impression
The fact the queen died a couple months after this was uploaded says a lot
My coping mechanism rn
9:58 SO IT'S MYSTA'S FOOD'S FAULT...
I'm enraged like I'm speechless rn dude when he put the black pepper my dude to tell you I almost punched my tablet is an understatement
Lmao knowing mysta used to cook raw ice and literally fry it, well the soggy rice might not be the worst after all
Not vox being the next Gordon Ramsay 😂😂
Vox did not just call paprika spicy omfg
well in all fairness there are different kinds of paprika and also hes british lmao
British moment
I mean knowing mysta, he probably would’ve added half the bottle of it if no one told him anything so I get why Vox would be scared lmao
Finally! That’s what I’m saying. I’m like that’s the most statement I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Paprika??!!
@@kolourfulneco I've never heard that either I thought it was just a spice for flavor LMAO
Vox's Gordon Ramsay impression is SO GOOD. British man istg.
The way mysta just holding the knife while vox was criticizing his cooking skills and meal 😭
mysta finally washed his rice and i sorta feel bad for vox and the others eating this 😭😭😭
I love the hand holding at the end
When vox unleashes the inner brit in him its just pure comedy, I loved this so much
I believe we have found the next contestant for Master Chef
10:05 oh no....
"I'd make this for Her Majesty"
"Well you'd finally bring her 96 year reign to an end"
now we know-
He foreshadowed it-
Ngl this was peak content. Damn I miss Mysta....
Ngl the food doesn't look that bad. I'm not Asian so I can't judge his rice but this isn't as horrifying as the molded fries
ok ngl the rice is borderline porridge 🤣🤣
The half a bottle of soy sauce tho…
The amount of salt in the meat, and half a bottle of soy sauce 💀
This video pop up on my recommendation again lol time flies don't ever change mysta u funny 😂
mysta having that asian blood but still washing rice with a ladel and only once 💀💀
OH GOD I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY OWN SALIVA AFTER HE ADDED TOO MUCH PEPPER
Can't wait for the Mysta and Mika cooking colab where they cook war crimes together.
I love how Vox is slowly getting angry and losing his patience due to mysta many culinary errors!
HE'S HALF FILIPINO AND HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU HAVE TO WASH THE RICE SEVERAL TIMES??!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!
Embarrassed to say that even i as a Filipino I can't cook rice and i just let my twin sibling do the work 💀
Vox: "Tap it gently alright?"
Mysta: *procides to pour half of the pepper in 😂
Mysta's cooking killed the queen confirmed
Every POC was shaking crying sliding down the wall seeing Mysta pour that starchy ass water back in the pot 😭😖🤨😔
I love how they can be so damn lovey-dovey, but still call eachother so much tosh!
maybe he did give that food to the queen..
it makes me wonder how mysta is even part filipino when he cant even cook rice HSDGFSJSKJDFGJ I AM IN P A I N
10:00 well now we know what happened to her--
I think this dish is what killed the Queen slowly. sksksksks
The dish finally arrived after 4 months
The silence when he chop the cucumbers!😂😔
So thats why the queen died
Okay, I don't bite my nails AT ALL, but the fact that I was biting my nail while watching this whole entire video says a lot
I'm stressed out just to look at it. Mysta you precious brat. Start listening to Vox I guess that's enough. (long sigh)
What’d I give to see vox’s face when he started chopping