A little bit of cultural context: In Czech the word goat is an euphemism for a titty. For example someone could say: Look at that babe, she got a nice a pair of goats.
Is this why Goat Milk became a thing? Someone stupid executive heard a Czech person saying “I’d love to milk her goats!” and thought Goat Milk was an acceptable substitute for Cow Milk?
Remember if you’re watching this for the first time this is a movie geared towards kids. Despite the subject matter being presented to you, it’s marketed as a family movie.
Yeah if there is a sex scene in the movie it should not be recommended to kids unless if its all about sex ed but its still kinda hardcore for little kids so maybe not edit: i meant to say its hardcore for kids not maybe
8:13 The best part of this video is how Bren and Josiah are just nonstop giggling/actively (or seemingly) torturing Jude with this horrible movie. Absolutely love it. God bless all 3 of you guys.
The scene with the nails just makes me think that she is just walking around in anguish and mind shattering pain, imagine sitting next to someone and they get up and scream with nails rattling
My entire school went to see this movie in cinema when it was released, when I was in the second grade. I have to say, everything in my life has been going downhill ever since.
If you thought this movie was weird, you have yet to watch the sequel. I'm not gonna say much as to not spoil anything but one of the characters is built like a pumpkin
as a Czech person i can say that nowadays i have no idea how i managed to watch it as a kid and not notice how bad it was still wouldn't say it's *that* bad
My mom (native Czech) was trying to find some Czech movies for my sister and I. Then she watched this movie. When we asked how it was going with the searching, she said she found a movie but it was not very good, *I now see why, not only it is "not very good", it is terrible* 💀
Czechia has such a long and rich history of animation and this is the movie the West chooses to pay attention to… I feel ashamed and amused at the same time. I hope you review the sequel, it’s way better😏 (it’s a musical!)
@@amalgamfrostpink5030 The original dub is goated (pun intended), there are many famous actors and VAs in it. For example, the goat is voiced by the same person who voices Marge in the Czech dub of The Simpsons and Gru in the Czech dub in Despicable Me.
At this point I want Microwave Society to Collab with Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Conner, and Drew Gooden so that way my two favorite TH-cam trios can all be in one video
First of all, love that you shouted out Kurtis. Second of all, oh Goat Story. A weird ass movie that I absolutely love because of how damn bad and weird it is. So wasn't expecting you to watch it, but I'm so so so glad you did.
This video is absolutely amazing, but using Mario Kart DS' Wi-Fi menu music at 14:37 is the cherry on top, great review, guys! (Also, I'm fairly certain the vast majority of the movie's budget went into the boob physics lmao)
11:04 fun fact: this isn’t just a bit that they made for the movie this is from a real Prague myth about an executioner who was beheaded and haunts people
10:08 I actually figured out how to add Rico from penguins of Madagascar into a campaign, literally take a character, and just have the opening of the bag of holding stitched to their lips so they literally become Rico
I think its really good to know that acording to the description of the movie on youtube, this is "the most successful Czech animated movie ever." What does that say about Czech.
Well We have pretty good 2D animation but 3D doesnt get much better than this... most people who would be able to actually make a good 3D animation usually move to bigger countries since you have MUCH MORE options there
“Pragers” is just a really odd translation to “Pražáci” - people who live in Prague, so technicaly the word exists And Yes sometimes its used as an insult lol
Apparently the designs were made to look cursed and gross to fit the old medieval setting of the Czech Republic, where there were a lot of poor peasants and I suppose mainly unhygienic people. Saw a Saberspark video about the film and he brought that up, but I forgor exactly what he said during that part so take my comment with a grain of salt
I feel like someone repeatedly tripped on a keyboard and eventually looked at the computer’s monitor and thought, “I can sell this” and made this movie.
When i was a kid at the family video store with my mom. The Goat Story is a funny low-budget animated movie to me. Katy looks beautiful in the red dress.
A little bit of cultural context: In Czech the word goat is an euphemism for a titty. For example someone could say: Look at that babe, she got a nice a pair of goats.
Well that makes no sense yet all the sense I needed to understand the title
So, the title of this movie is...
And it is still for kids 0-0
Is this why Goat Milk became a thing? Someone stupid executive heard a Czech person saying “I’d love to milk her goats!” and thought Goat Milk was an acceptable substitute for Cow Milk?
@@pompousproductions I mean, if you get used to the different taste, it's pretty good and also it have much more nutrients then cow milk
“Why is his nose an actual cube?”
“Minecraft”
“Why is his face a ballsack?”
“M i n e c r a f t”
minecraft
Minceraft
Minecraft
Minecraft
minecraft
Remember if you’re watching this for the first time this is a movie geared towards kids. Despite the subject matter being presented to you, it’s marketed as a family movie.
Yeah if there is a sex scene in the movie it should not be recommended to kids unless if its all about sex ed but its still kinda hardcore for little kids so maybe not edit: i meant to say its hardcore for kids not maybe
Honestly how was this for kids
Edit: wow this blew up
@@hewkiithetiscytofficialcha8903 I don't know. And I am from Czechia. This movie is weird.
Reminds me of when people brought kids to the Deadpool movie and got upset when there was sex
@@KraylebStudioswhat moron brings their kids to Deadpool?
5:54 How did a character model that horrifically ugly not immediately set off the animator's anti-virus or something?
That is one of the worst character designs I've ever seen.
@@INoahGuy1And the characters personality makes it so much grosser
Minecraft
5:55 I lost it here,look at the size of those CHEEKS!
@@INoahGuy1 these designs is like Barnyard all over again
This is the only love story in the world that I can't defend with "It's still a better love story than Twilight"
Sad but true 😭 😂
@@CareenasAdventuresfr 💀
I second that notion
as someone who’s mother watches Twilight. every. single. year. i can confirm.
Still a better love story than goat story.
12:18 I'm so distracted by how weird this movie is that I almost forgot this is an actual clock in Prague.
It is REALLY well made.
Possibly one of the most… interesting movies ever made.
bean
@@Ctl_gr1m I like Mr.Bean
Best anime ever ngl💀
Indeed
Goat story is the GOAT
This movie makes me envious of the blind, and the deaf, and the dead.
BRO IM DEAD
@@joelvivas-xi7bu we envy you
Don't envy the deaf.....it is pure horror. I speak from temporal experience
why envy the deaf? i would like this better if i was blind though.
8:13
The best part of this video is how Bren and Josiah are just nonstop giggling/actively (or seemingly) torturing Jude with this horrible movie.
Absolutely love it. God bless all 3 of you guys.
371 likes? And Z E R O reply? Unacceptable.
5:29
The scene with the nails just makes me think that she is just walking around in anguish and mind shattering pain, imagine sitting next to someone and they get up and scream with nails rattling
what if they face outwards so if you bump into her you get shish kebabed
Hay, some people are into that
@@GamingWithNikolasThat’s true who am I to judge
My entire school went to see this movie in cinema when it was released, when I was in the second grade.
I have to say, everything in my life has been going downhill ever since.
The fact this got a cinematic release is the scariest thing I've ever heard
They showed it to us in high school- same
The entire school got traumatized 💀
There was one time when out entire school went to the cinema to watch sing and boy i wish i gotten so many write up just to not see it but... no.
@@starpiegacha9807 thiz iz the second omori pfp ive seen in thiz comment section holy shit
If you thought this movie was weird, you have yet to watch the sequel. I'm not gonna say much as to not spoil anything but one of the characters is built like a pumpkin
Ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, he can't see, he has cataracts!
THERE'S A SEQUEL?? HOW????
Low Blood Pressure!
And he's one of the only good characters in the movie
As a Czech person I can confirm this is the movie of all times
As a living person I can confirm it’s a movie
as a Czech person i can say that nowadays i have no idea how i managed to watch it as a kid and not notice how bad it was
still wouldn't say it's *that* bad
I agree, I liked it when I was little, but now not much.
This movie has traumatized my entire generation.
Not gonna lie as a czech person even though i hate it, the sequel is better
I had the same reaction to the hanging scene, I wanted to start crying but it was too absurd to take seriously.
This movie hurt me....but y'all made it better.
B-but goatstory is the goat
@@Garf_3.5宾邦乌法特 ok
@@Garf_3.5 No…
@@gracielujan8808 i think you mean yes
@@Garf_3.5 ah, shoot. Yeah, you right.
Jude's eyebrow twitches and dead inside expression killed me 🤣
Never thought there would be a worse animated movie than FoodFight...but alas, here we are
I would say on par, but couldn’t truly say if one is honestly worse than the other. Seeing as comparing shit to diarrhea can be quite challenging.
At least this movie has a color pallete that doesn't make me blind, I'll give it that
Yeah but food fight gave us cheese Weasley made of either shit or chocolate and I'm not even going to try to properly spell that things name 😂
Oh there are MUCH worse…
Nah, there's MUCH worse than both of these... not gonna name the film
8:13
Jude: maybe they’re demons and that’s how the- *ooh my god*
Bren and Josiah **HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER**
This channel is slowly covering Saberspark's most despised movies and I am all here for it. Y'all the GOAT
No, Goatstory is the goat
Imagine them watching Joshua and The Promised Land
@@MIKO_romaYESYESYESYYESYESYESYESYESYESYYEEESSSSSD
I knew I wasn't the only one!
Basically these two are watching it so he doesn't have to a second time.
This is just Josiah and Bren torturing Jude for almost 2 hours
@taftstudio5118 Like an hour and a half
Isn’t that what every video is?
@@BunnyEars357 Mostly it's Josiah torturing both of them
My mom (native Czech) was trying to find some Czech movies for my sister and I. Then she watched this movie. When we asked how it was going with the searching, she said she found a movie but it was not very good, *I now see why, not only it is "not very good", it is terrible* 💀
16:26 I made it through this entire video up into this point without laughing, but then stupid goat had to go ruin it by getting hanged😂
as a woman i can confirm we keep nails there.. as well as hammers, wrenches, screws, and all you could need at a construction sight😊
Women do construction?! I thought they did dishes!
Whoa there
@@Pootissue okay damn i’ll give you that i walked right into that one too💀
Hows about heavy machinery?
@@trainfan-ks5hkyeah as a fellow woman I can conform we can carry anything we want😊
I like how it was called goat story yet the goat only got like 30 seconds of screen time in the video and had like 5 mediocre lines
7:58 damn, wild mike really hit rock bottom😔
got too wild….
@@MicrowaveSociety his wife took the house
And the kids
Looks like the Honeycomb Cereal mascot .
@@LegitMan335 Wait, it has a mascot??
Czechia has such a long and rich history of animation and this is the movie the West chooses to pay attention to…
I feel ashamed and amused at the same time.
I hope you review the sequel, it’s way better😏 (it’s a musical!)
Oh so it’s like Joker!
The English dub didn't do this movie any favours.
@@Deadpool-ri3rq Wdym?
@@amalgamfrostpink5030 The original dub is goated (pun intended), there are many famous actors and VAs in it. For example, the goat is voiced by the same person who voices Marge in the Czech dub of The Simpsons and Gru in the Czech dub in Despicable Me.
@@martinhroch344where the sequel is a musical even though the original wasn’t!
This movie definitely exists somewhere in the Weird Side of the Media Multiverse.
Also, their are lots of inappropriate things.
It’s on… TH-cam kids…
@@LXG987as are all inappropriate “for kids” videos
There* 😂
@@LXG987 ain’t no way
@@fan24jt1088Since when did youtube comments become a grammar school?
Movie: "Gluttony is the worst of all!"
Everyone in the church: proceeds to absolutely gobble down fried chicken and turkey
2:42
They literally stuck a fork into a live pig
I think that's the joke, but is executed in the worst way
6:47 I love the part where the Goat goes “POGGERS (hiccup.mp3)”
praugers
@@alecboi777 yeah but POGGERS=funni
@@rustosage69420 praugers also funneiy
7:11 it’s basically like walking into a bar irl and not paying because you have 160,000,000 power in rise of kingdoms 💀
When judes eyebrows start twitching you just know he just watched a woman shake nails out of her chest
12:24 this clock is actualy The Prague astronomical clock. It's pretty well accurate for a clock in this movie. Clock
How am I supposed to understand it!?!?
You read the letters
@@Its.me.Sam.there are none
@Trainboi1983 ahhh my bad! I thought you say "how do i read your sentence"
@@Its.me.Sam.(I forgot my old account password and I can’t get back in because my old phone broke)it’s good
Y'all make the movies more interesting than they actually are
At this point I want Microwave Society to Collab with Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Conner, and Drew Gooden so that way my two favorite TH-cam trios can all be in one video
REAL
we need jarvis johnson and chad chad too
you said 3 people red to do a video with these people
First of all, love that you shouted out Kurtis.
Second of all, oh Goat Story. A weird ass movie that I absolutely love because of how damn bad and weird it is. So wasn't expecting you to watch it, but I'm so so so glad you did.
I find it hilarious how they make fun of the design of the actual clock thinking the movie was just being dumb
Look, it's a cool clock, but...well...yeah.
I cant wait to experience this eye sore of a movie again
9:02 girl thinks she’s 🔔
finally, something that can rival food fight in quality
As a Czech, I recommend watching the second Goat story
I'm sorry, there's a second one?
THERES A SECONd
Your telling me, there’s another stupid, no brained, definitely not for kids, SEQUEL, AND IT EXISTS?! dear god were doomed.
"There is another"
@@felizen why
This video is absolutely amazing, but using Mario Kart DS' Wi-Fi menu music at 14:37 is the cherry on top, great review, guys! (Also, I'm fairly certain the vast majority of the movie's budget went into the boob physics lmao)
11:04 fun fact: this isn’t just a bit that they made for the movie this is from a real Prague myth about an executioner who was beheaded and haunts people
why is there a goat and boobs
This movie makes foodfight look like spider-verse
10:08 I actually figured out how to add Rico from penguins of Madagascar into a campaign, literally take a character, and just have the opening of the bag of holding stitched to their lips so they literally become Rico
If MS calls it disgusting. I'm scared.
As a female, I can confirm we keep nails in our chest
Why?
@@ryderTheHedgehog2004 just because
grooties lol
Anime girls can fit anything into their chests, one had a whole lunch kit
@@ryderTheHedgehog2004 why not
This movie looks like something you would find at goodwill or dollar tree
9:02 “Girl Thinks She’s *BONG🔔*” - Josiah 2023
5:04 [suicide prevention please hold]
I think it has the craziest movie ending ever, besides Bedknobs and Broomsticks, which has *Nazis fighting suits of armor.*
The thumbnail just looks like the lady is gonna unhinged her entire jaw and Swallow Bren and Jude whole.
As a member of the czech republic, i must say that this movie is amazing and that the czech version is much better lmao
Its like if Foodfight and Hoodwinked had a very ugly baby
...and dropped that baby too much
And hoodwinked cheated on on foodfight with barnyard
"food...winked" - jude, the hoodwinked 2 video
I feel like the worse the movie is the longer the commentary….. and I’m here for it. Hail Santa
8:04 wild mike makes his return
10:45 There’s a regular at the Home Depot I work at who CONSISTENTLY keeps his wallet shoved in his sock, and almost always pays with cash
16:17 the best part
2:54 Why is Dr. Doofenshmirtz there?
He is 3 parallel universes ahead of us
I dont understand this story whatsoever!!
16:31 Best part of the entire movie
7:56 That's the great grandfather of Wild Mike from Barnyard.
I’m pretty sick today, so I’m very happy these guys uploaded today!
Hope you get better :)
This movie will make you even more sick.
5:21 his eyebrows, are twitching
He just judges the show within the first 3 to 4 seconds of the movie. That is amazing.
This movie is like an exaggerated look on how it feels to live during the dark ages
Just by seeing the thumbnail, I know that this is gonna be one of the best videos on this channel.
Can't judge a video by looking at 2 men and 3 goats
The Force Unleashed reference at 14:00 was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
I played that exact level in the game yesterday too. Cosmic coincidence.
I think its really good to know that acording to the description of the movie on youtube, this is "the most successful Czech animated movie ever." What does that say about Czech.
No... It is not bruh, as a Czech person I'm so embarrassed that this ''THING'' exist...
@@AndysovecPlease tell me you guys have better animated movies please.
@@thenamesianna well there is newer one named "Even Mice Belong in Heaven" that movie is pretty good
Well We have pretty good 2D animation but 3D doesnt get much better than this... most people who would be able to actually make a good 3D animation usually move to bigger countries since you have MUCH MORE options there
@@EL-ql2fc true
4:51 Average anime girl be like
True
Even more when theyre 5
in all my years I could have been oblivious to the fact that this movie existed, and now my life is ruined.
As a Czech I didn't even know this existed. My life is ruined after watching this movie. How did you even survive watching this 💀
I watched it as a kid, even then i thought this was horrible
How do you not know-
This movie makes FoodFight look like a Cinematic Masterpiece
Microwave Society...
*clap*
Jude: *Hating everything about the movie*
Josiah: *laughing at everything*
Bren: *actually being funny*
Jude: Have a day
The movie is made for kids… 9:57
“Pragers” is just a really odd translation to “Pražáci” - people who live in Prague, so technicaly the word exists
And Yes sometimes its used as an insult lol
Imagine driving and then suddenly Satan summons a chimney in the middle of the street
Fun fact: there are bras specifically made with pockets in them so they can store cash.
Sorry, Jude.
You don't understand how happy this makes me as a Kurtis conner fan
Oh me too bro I freaked out when I saw the thumbnail
Is this… the first movie to really break Jude? I get he’s been broken before, but he seems *really* broken.
Apparently the designs were made to look cursed and gross to fit the old medieval setting of the Czech Republic, where there were a lot of poor peasants and I suppose mainly unhygienic people. Saw a Saberspark video about the film and he brought that up, but I forgor exactly what he said during that part so take my comment with a grain of salt
16:15 i could not take this scene seriously after hearing jude sing like that and brens face just stretched giggling. I could barely breath 💀
17:26 that is a brave statement considering the fact that you have watched the amazing bulk on this channel
11:46 Mr. Crocker ahh hear/fit
11:44 ew
0:52 “Building a giant Glock” IM SORRY WHAT
MAN'S BUILDING A WHOLE ASS NINE
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45lol nice
It’s a clock tower. 🕰️
@@JWProductionsStudios3264no,Glock tower
HAPPILY N'EVER AFTER, a pretty subpar movie but I watched it all the time when I was young. DEFINITELY worth a watch.
I forgot that movie exist
☝️ An actual good movie unlike goat story
I find it funny that this movie takes place in some strange alternate universe but the famous clock of prague is still there
me: *sees the thumbnail*
also me: *my brain already hates my eyes for some reason*
R rated movie for children
baby’s first atrocity
Fr
"Buddy.. Do You Know How Many Eggs I Have Eaten?" Cracked Me Up.
I can't believe that a group of americans would react to a cezch movie and rewued by a cezch dude who was scarded from this movie.
BTW the name of the youtuber is kery
I put this on the same quality level as Hoodwinked, and no you cannot change my mind.
My absolute favorite part is at 16:16
I laughed so much I couldn’t breathe 😂🤣😂
I feel like someone repeatedly tripped on a keyboard and eventually looked at the computer’s monitor and thought, “I can sell this” and made this movie.
Every human character in this movie looks like dream.
c h i n
N O S E
Josiah: Why is his nose an actual cube?
Jude: Minecraft.
Bren: Why is his face a ballsack?
Jude: *Minecraft.*
Watching them slowly lose the will to live throughout this video is way funnier than it should be
When i was a kid at the family video store with my mom. The Goat Story is a funny low-budget animated movie to me. Katy looks beautiful in the red dress.
I'm getting ready for bed.... right by the window.
This is actually a live action documentary about the Czech culture.
13:55 BASED STAR WARS THE FORCE UNLEASHED REFERENCE
I thought it was a Rouge One reference
0:23 I see Jude also uses APA formatting. 😂