Thank you Tex for bringing to light one of society's most distressing and debilitating sicknesses. Pizza Madness claims on average over 5000 Neckbeards, Grognards, and Hambeasts every year and is not a laughing matter. If you see a loved one suffering from increased sweating, shakes, and a overwhelming desire to consume pizza (even Papa John's) at any cost, please challenge them to a Trail of Combat and end their suffering by your own hand, like any friend should do.
I don't know why but the idea of a fat man whose having a seizure breaking down a window with space swords to get to some floor pizza just puts a smile on my face.
Is it possible to cure pizza madness by only providing Hawaian pizza to sufferers or does this merely make them more prone to acts of violence? This must be tested. For science!
Thank you for the cargo episodes. they remind me of my time in air force supply. including the bureaucracy, hijinks, and pizza parties. bless you sir, and HAIL CARGONIA
I was RD that round, arrived during the tom mech fight. Ended up just stealing a laser gun, and then trying to compete with cargo for gun production. Then some dick wiped our research during gun production.
This ..... this right here is what Ss13 is made for I cannot wait for internet again so I may or may not be a good ok tator emac in hand and shenanigans in my heart
Didn't old school Webster's dictionary version have Soldiering as some thing like "giving the appearance of work without working" but can't find it now yea I'm a vet and not Russian, just was call one too much 4 years ago. BTW Good Job.
I'll get myself a Pizza now. Tom, if you read this and you know where my house lives, i'll share it with you. Also, @Editor: nice timing with the credits
Just started trying out this game, I enjoy it, been acting like a cargo tech who regrets coming to the statio. When shit fucks up gets depressed drinks then commits suicide in the library.
What is this I keep watching? Is this a real game? Wtf is this? I keep coming back and I don't know why? (P.S. Love your videos and I secretly want to have your baby) Keep up the good work!!
Hey idk if it´s okay or "right" to say this under another video but I´m not a big fan of Space Station but loved your Rimworld Videos. Any chance you will continue the series? I hope it´s okay to ask this under a video of another one your series just don´t know where or how to best ask you otherwise.
This episode made me type in what would happen if you eat antimatter. That is now in my search history... and the results are potentially horrible to janitors, or cities.
Been watching for like 4 years now, just curious if it's possible to join the BPL or do you have to be a patreon or something. I've searched around a tiny bit but never see a discord link anywhere, is it like 'hey can I get a vouch'. I'm probably missing something obvious, just my way. I figured after watching SS13 for 3 years on here, I should give it a go, no I'm not asking to be taken under anyone's wing. I've been sitting with Bee station installed for a year straight, worried about pushing the 'join' button. Mostly because of a hectic schedule. Am I missing something obvious? I'm missing something obvious.
@@theblackpantslegion Omg. I searched 3 other times before this, once each year and totally messed it up. I won't reveal it but I think I just found it and my god do I feel fucking stupid. I passed that over at least 50 times. Well played sir, well played. I won't ruin the surprise after that little journey.
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Thank you Tex for bringing to light one of society's most distressing and debilitating sicknesses. Pizza Madness claims on average over 5000 Neckbeards, Grognards, and Hambeasts every year and is not a laughing matter. If you see a loved one suffering from increased sweating, shakes, and a overwhelming desire to consume pizza (even Papa John's) at any cost, please challenge them to a Trail of Combat and end their suffering by your own hand, like any friend should do.
Pizza madness is real. Papa John couldn't help himself, he ate 40 pizzas in 30 days...
@Tzuede Off the Cuff Good game, I 100%ed it in about 16 hours, needs more content!
@@theblackpantslegion This explains so much...
Thank you that made my morning
What a classic episode! It had everything you'd want. Abernathy really outdid himself, employee of the month for sure
Another Benson Abernathy adventure where everyone dies. Classic.
Classic indeed
Krunk was great. I love it when people actually RP on SS13.
Tom was... well Tom. Which is also great
Tom is Tom
That's a title we will never see again. Take it all in.
I don't know why but the idea of a fat man whose having a seizure breaking down a window with space swords to get to some floor pizza just puts a smile on my face.
thats tom for you
So...you were literally running Trials of Possession for pizza?
Oh Cargonia...if only you knew...
Ain't no cure for pizza madness.
TOM. NO
tom yes
Randolph casts Bureaucratic Razzle-Dazzle
... it’s super effective!
The mime getting lost in mining because it was too similar to miming made me laugh way to hard.
"WHERE PUT BRAIN KRUNK?!?!"
*_Hail Cargonia! Also. I may or may not have harmed a whole pizza pie during the watching of this episode._*
you should have shared
@@theblackpantslegion I uhh.... I temporarily had the....um.... ' *runs off with the other pizza box* '
Pizza madness will get you everytime.
It will.
Yeah! I know right? Look what happened to me!
With the suit and fez my mind immediately went to Grunkle Stan...
Checkers is basically space Grunkle Stan... Or is Grunkle Stan Earth Checkers?
You never watched Indiana Jones?
Oh, so THAT'S where all the antimatter I ordered was.
That was awesome. Many laughs. Tom was great, thanks Tom and Abernathy.
Our pleasure!
The only cure for pizza madness is make a trail of pizzas that lead to and air lock.
The bureaucratic razzle dazzle. I love the explanation. It's so simple, but so true.
Tex, you truly are a pillar to the SS13 community. Thanks for all the amazing content. PRAISE Z0RG!!!!
I'm merely another spaceman
Floor Pizza sounds like a band name
FYI : Never name yourself after TEX , that gets you killed before you can even learn the game.
*ALL HAIL CARGONIA!*
H A I L C A R G O N I A
@@theblackpantslegion Have a fun week and an awesome weekend. Thanks for all the entertainment and lore and stuff.
"Big Money, Big Prizes.
I Love It!"
Gotta say, love the content
Is it possible to cure pizza madness by only providing Hawaian pizza to sufferers or does this merely make them more prone to acts of violence? This must be tested. For science!
Hawaian pizza won't do jack to stop pizza madness. Someone gave me an avocado and cherry pizza.
I still ate it.
What happens if you put the vending machines on treads and load them with grenades instead of sodas?
How is it Checkers and Abernathy weren't effected by the zapping?
I know they weren't getting flashed because of the shades...
Insulated stuff
Tanstaafl and yet there is this awesome guy on TH-cam giving me all this free entertainment.
"Bureaucratic Razzle Dazzle" definitely the name of a ska band, somewhere.
Dammit Randolph! Don't tell me what to do! I will eat all of the floor pizza and there is nothing you can do about it!
RIP Tom, all he wanted was some pizza.
Thank you for the cargo episodes. they remind me of my time in air force supply. including the bureaucracy, hijinks, and pizza parties. bless you sir, and HAIL CARGONIA
Not heard of Exploding space ants, must be a North Space thing. (We do get Flaming space mosquitoes )
Require paperwork for a pen to sign paperwork to get the paperwork for the items they want out of cargo.
There is not a moment in life that doesn't get better with pizza
I was RD that round, arrived during the tom mech fight. Ended up just stealing a laser gun, and then trying to compete with cargo for gun production. Then some dick wiped our research during gun production.
Harold was awesome!
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful
This ..... this right here is what Ss13 is made for I cannot wait for internet again so I may or may not be a good ok tator emac in hand and shenanigans in my heart
I can always count on an episode of SS13 starroing Randolph P. Checkers, Esq. to make me laugh my guts out
Tom retired from his security job to become a curator and oh boy, is he curating the hamatorium
The man lies dont run the gauntlet... My eyes they still see those things every night...
gOING TO eDIT BUT RIGHT AWAY tHANK YOU FOR FULL SCREAN. oPPS cAPS mAYBE iLL fIX IT
Didn't old school Webster's dictionary version have Soldiering as some thing like "giving the appearance of work without working" but can't find it now yea I'm a vet and not Russian, just was call one too much 4 years ago. BTW Good Job.
Damnit Tex, now I want pizza.
Sooo.. tom bite you. Are you now a pizza zombie?
y'know
just running a kill treadmill
as one does
Best of?
The best??
on it.
I'll get myself a Pizza now. Tom, if you read this and you know where my house lives, i'll share it with you. Also, @Editor: nice timing with the credits
Just started trying out this game, I enjoy it, been acting like a cargo tech who regrets coming to the statio. When shit fucks up gets depressed drinks then commits suicide in the library.
Awesome, this is so relaxing.
Finally the conent i was set up with and then torn away like some herion addict being fed a slow drip once a week at a methadone clinic
Hell yes SS13 content.
Shit tom knows what's up. I like ham too.
Google? Never heard of it.
I'd love to see Scrombles (Fallout, not Battletech) run SS13... oh, wait.
This was awesome
Nice
Hail cargonia
SS13 truly is a beautiful game.
indeed
Why am I suddenly craving pizza?
Google is your friend
What is this I keep watching? Is this a real game? Wtf is this? I keep coming back and I don't know why?
(P.S. Love your videos and I secretly want to have your baby) Keep up the good work!!
yes it is a real game called space station 13
th-cam.com/video/URJ_qSXruW0/w-d-xo.html
this is the best video to watch to describe the game
Man, /vg/station really is a dinosaur huh, all the other serves been implementing new code and QOL improvements, but veegee refuses to budge.
Nice.
It is noted
mmmmm rum. rum gooder'er. rum go up. pu dah pu hcum
👍#100!
:)
Hey idk if it´s okay or "right" to say this under another video but I´m not a big fan of Space Station but loved your Rimworld Videos.
Any chance you will continue the series?
I hope it´s okay to ask this under a video of another one your series just don´t know where or how to best ask you otherwise.
I'll get around to it at some point.
Oh okay. Cool. Can´t wait. Love your Mechwarrior Stuff too btw especially the professer/teacher roleplay and all the shenanigans around the series.
This episode made me type in what would happen if you eat antimatter.
That is now in my search history... and the results are potentially horrible to janitors, or cities.
What server is control hub? i want to play on it
It's vorestation or vg
Just Google it
Been watching for like 4 years now, just curious if it's possible to join the BPL or do you have to be a patreon or something. I've searched around a tiny bit but never see a discord link anywhere, is it like 'hey can I get a vouch'. I'm probably missing something obvious, just my way. I figured after watching SS13 for 3 years on here, I should give it a go, no I'm not asking to be taken under anyone's wing. I've been sitting with Bee station installed for a year straight, worried about pushing the 'join' button. Mostly because of a hectic schedule.
Am I missing something obvious?
I'm missing something obvious.
oh, there's a way in. You just have to find it.
as far as ss13 - play it.
@@theblackpantslegion Omg. I searched 3 other times before this, once each year and totally messed it up. I won't reveal it but I think I just found it and my god do I feel fucking stupid. I passed that over at least 50 times.
Well played sir, well played.
I won't ruin the surprise after that little journey.
@@Banlish ..any small vague hint?
@@katarjin as someone who is far, far, too stupid to find it on their own, I don't think asking for hints helps.
@@katarjin Nah, I found it, but I'm not being a dick by breaking trust.
Hello!
Goddammit! I hate it when I smell of poopoo peepee...
PS who downvoted!!!! 🤨
So repetitive :/
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