Talking to your plants, "Welcome to Death Row" 😄 I immediately thought of the movie; it gives _The Green Mile_ new meaning! My friend & I do plant hospice care, because it's more like a prolonged terminal illness. 🥴
Great energy and delivery. Needs slightly better content. Slightly weird material when he mentions women.... dress barn.... dated someone too young that was into gummy bars, taking about his ex... the rest was better
I can TOTALLY RELATE to receiving plants as gifts that wind up DEAD. But did you hear that dolphin laughing in the audience? Oh my GOSH!!! I feel sorry for whoever has to hear THAT: waking up, going to bed, during whoopie, at the movies, etc....... 😖😱🤯😵😵💫😭💀
@@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt You should put a pick of you on your profile, to get those laughs, you can't get from your lame and mean attempts of being funny...
King does not have to make "a stupid move", he may not make move at all. Quuen can just decided to kick king out and take his castle. Because she feels like it.
Jokes are pretty good, but the delivery is weak. Maybe he can think about being a comedy writer Or a Grumpy Old Man! Are you out the little Grumpykins?
that's a toxic relationship relationships are about love and responsibility my parents have been married to each other for years and they have a very good relationship and love each other very much sir you are in need of a divorce
My mother admitted that she could kill a cactus. I'm almost 60 years old and I would like a lady in her 60s,maybe almost 70 years old, then we would have more in common and I might not have to listen to the word "like " overused and misused 20x in one sentence
Speaking of clothing. This guy dresses as poorly as his jokes. Bad idea to wear an untailored sport coat with an untucked T-Shirt that gaps due to the fact that you have too much fat on your waist. Women notice that sort of thing.
I like his edge. Crowd needs to loosen up, lol.
Did I hear Bugs Bunny in the audience!?!😆
The only thing missing was
"...what's up, Doc!"
I heard woody wood pecker. I think it is canned laughter. It sounds artificial.
Good call…good call
That or a dolphin?
Right right 😂
4:46 Was that a goat?
This is what I was thinking.
It's Mel brooks younger brother Hal brooks 😂
Talking to your plants, "Welcome to Death Row" 😄 I immediately thought of the movie; it gives _The Green Mile_ new meaning! My friend & I do plant hospice care, because it's more like a prolonged terminal illness. 🥴
“Welcome to death row.” 😂
I should say that to my plants too, I’m terrible at keeping them alive.
Worst gift, my dad made a coffin for my mom lol
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This crowd is like a TV audience watching a sign that says, LAUGH NOW
I think it is canned laughter.
Unlike you, they can at least read the sign.
@@marypatton1122Dry Bar doesn't use canned laughter.
Do your research before commenting.
@@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qthuh?
@@seedsoflove7684 I said what I said and I said it plainly. If you're not intelligent enough to understand it then that's on you.
Bravo, great job Mark !
Phoning a friend is my favorite part of Jeopardy.
😂
The Lane Bryant and Dress Barn joke: TOTALLY TRUE! 😄
Bunch of highly critical comments makes me thankful I don’t know you people. I like this guy.
Good jokes...funny!😂
This guy is hilarious!
He was good, but divorce/marriage is tough material for any couple to sit through.
Would like to see more stand-up by him.
If this guy can make it into comedy, so can you, and I bet you'd be better lol
Very good Mark !
You're not being a good friend by lying to him. Lying to him has brought him here
He is funny. A little nervous still, but his material is good. Hope to see more of him
Very funny set
Your opinion is no longer valid
Little bag over the shoulder, just tell the construction workers that it's a designer tool belt😅
Europe here - never seen any of those things, he's talking about irl..
@@CONEHEADDKyou probably have a whole collection, girl.
Great energy and delivery. Needs slightly better content. Slightly weird material when he mentions women.... dress barn.... dated someone too young that was into gummy bars, taking about his ex... the rest was better
I can TOTALLY RELATE to receiving plants as gifts that wind up DEAD.
But did you hear that dolphin laughing in the audience?
Oh my GOSH!!! I feel sorry for whoever has to hear THAT: waking up, going to bed, during whoopie, at the movies, etc.......
😖😱🤯😵😵💫😭💀
😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
E @ Dress Barn!!😂
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B.REASON
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I miss real comedy.
If you want real comedy, just pull that picture of your parents out of your wallet. That should be good for a big laugh.
@@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qtWow. Really?!
@@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt You should put a pick of you on your profile, to get those laughs, you can't get from your lame and mean attempts of being funny...
@@jamesprior2496 He's a sadist - just reeeaally bad at living his dream.
@@jamesprior2496 yes, really.
I'm guessing your parents must look as funny as his do.
🎉😂🤣😂
Yo
Mama?
The audience did this guy a huge sympathetic favour by laughing at his jokes
King does not have to make "a stupid move", he may not make move at all. Quuen can just decided to kick king out and take his castle. Because she feels like it.
Good 1! - hELLA HUNG
Jokes are pretty good, but the delivery is weak. Maybe he can think about being a comedy writer
Or a Grumpy Old Man! Are you out the little Grumpykins?
LOL
hahahahaha
First
that's a toxic relationship relationships are about love and responsibility my parents have been married to each other for years and they have a very good relationship and love each other very much sir you are in need of a divorce
Do you understand he is a comedian?
@@KassiusFineArt that is still no excuse to talk about bad things
@@Mozart2Muse it's to difficult for me to remember that punctuation stupidity
My mother admitted that she could kill a cactus. I'm almost 60 years old and I would like a lady in her 60s,maybe almost 70 years old, then we would have more in common and I might not have to listen to the word "like " overused and misused 20x in one sentence
Speaking of clothing. This guy dresses as poorly as his jokes. Bad idea to wear an untailored sport coat with an untucked T-Shirt that gaps due to the fact that you have too much fat on your waist. Women notice that sort of thing.
Judge much 🤷🏼♀️
GEEEZZZ?
You noticed it, so I guess you're right. Women DO notice that sort of.
He could be an Italian new yorker...maybe he is!