INSANE $3 CHIPOTLE BURRITO BOWL HACK

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  • @patrickspapens5497
    @patrickspapens5497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41726

    Damn, so this is what Marvin has done after leaving the wet bandits

    • @daybreezy2k255
      @daybreezy2k255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      Underrated comment

    • @thesoulcreator
      @thesoulcreator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Lmao

    • @francisalbert1799
      @francisalbert1799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

      We’re no longer The Wet Bandits, we’re The Sticky Bandits!

    • @jond9781
      @jond9781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      “Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”

    • @prestonbarnett4912
      @prestonbarnett4912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Bro I was just coming to make a comment about marv lmao

  • @baggier
    @baggier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28817

    Customer doing the hack: aren't u mad rn?
    Chipotle employee: we are literally paid by the hour

    • @LanaRioss
      @LanaRioss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +769

      Lmao but some employees act like things directly affect them!
      Edit: I can't believe this comment managed to get people worked up. To those people I can only say, get a grip

    • @SquiddlyInk
      @SquiddlyInk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @@LanaRioss I mean they do have to make all the food so you are causing them to do extra work.
      Atleast give them a tip.

    • @LanaRioss
      @LanaRioss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@SquiddlyInk how would you know if I tipYou made quite a ridiculous assumption. It's not much "extra work" but if you're the employee that takes it personally, just say that lol
      I think I took your comment too personally! Luckily the trolls came to your defense

    • @thundabolt7867
      @thundabolt7867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How does payed by the hour have anything to do with this?

    • @Vgamer311
      @Vgamer311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@LanaRioss he didn’t assume that you didn’t tip, but you just told everybody that you don’t anyway.

  • @danielmurray3871
    @danielmurray3871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9040

    “Could I also get brown rice?”
    “No.”

    • @derrickjohnson3656
      @derrickjohnson3656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Pretty much end of story hahhaha

    • @alexmorales1897
      @alexmorales1897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes you can

    • @godofpigeons4747
      @godofpigeons4747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @CYBERMIK ╋1 ⑻⑦⓶⓶⓶⓹⓪⓽⓷⓪ wtf

    • @aliciaanextdoor
      @aliciaanextdoor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i only get it bc i don’t like cilantro

    • @ScornfulSix
      @ScornfulSix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao okay then I leave

  • @RaidersNation0
    @RaidersNation0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    “Here’s how you get free burritos at chipotle every time”
    “I have a gun”

    • @cuhhej
      @cuhhej 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

    • @handycap590
      @handycap590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should make this at april 1st

    • @christinog742
      @christinog742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheWutangclan1995
      @TheWutangclan1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg it works. I even got money for free!
      And now I’m in a cell.

    • @christinog742
      @christinog742 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheWutangclan1995 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lonelemon
    @Lonelemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    I got frustrated by how many times he was putting his spectacles up.

    • @jas5637
      @jas5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      same nd then he just takes them off at the end anyways😭

    • @astronomist29
      @astronomist29 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @CYBERMIK ╋1 ⑻⑦⓶⓶⓶⓹⓪⓽⓷⓪ what the actual frick bot

    • @alexandraneko
      @alexandraneko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must lead a stressful life and its kinda sad...

    • @helloeverynyanz
      @helloeverynyanz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bro uses the word spectacles casually

    • @zay3893
      @zay3893 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexandraneko bro what💀 not everyone has the same opinions as you. you may think its funny and they dont so relax nigga damn 😭😭😭

  • @Zorbs
    @Zorbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13045

    I’m still confused how this works.. so you just ask for everything again twice and they put it into separate bowls?

    • @theprivyninja
      @theprivyninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

      It’s a douchey tactic. If you don’t understand you can’t be helped. The dumbest I can make it for you is like someone ordering an iced drink with no ice so it’s more full.

    • @shalacy6899
      @shalacy6899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      No I don't get it either.

    • @JoseFlores-fl5pk
      @JoseFlores-fl5pk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      Nope. It has to fit in the bowl with the lid on. It's just PACKED

    • @JoseFlores-fl5pk
      @JoseFlores-fl5pk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@shalacy6899 it had to fit in one bowl with lid. It's packed tough

    • @DrDepperLP
      @DrDepperLP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah exactly, the pack the bowl so tight usually there wouldn't be room for all that extra.

  • @carlosbarrantes6531
    @carlosbarrantes6531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3551

    I love how he started developing a voice like pops from regular show

    • @DavidPaykin
      @DavidPaykin  2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Came out of no where haha 😅

    • @meep1433
      @meep1433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      R. I. P pops😔

    • @slicksavage9839
      @slicksavage9839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jolly good show

    • @MasculinityOnly
      @MasculinityOnly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought he was gonna pay with popsicles lmao

    • @Sir.Joker.
      @Sir.Joker. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Semper Fi Queers OoYah! The fuck you gonna do piss in it?

  • @LightningPlayz5294
    @LightningPlayz5294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    “Could I also get… broowwnn riicce?”
    “Get out.”

  • @0f128
    @0f128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    This dude looks like he used to eat glue

    • @jamiejoness6999
      @jamiejoness6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Everyone who does this format looks like a glue sniffer tbf

    • @lucashughes2998
      @lucashughes2998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Still probably does tbh

    • @helo793
      @helo793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unnecessarily rude

    • @blitzn5570
      @blitzn5570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Used to?

    • @Jjohn96
      @Jjohn96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Discount rhett

  • @delayedgreen2905
    @delayedgreen2905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    I love how the customer just gets significantly more and more falsetto as time goes on lol

  • @Redpillpat
    @Redpillpat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    That was excruciating…..

  • @Shine.Jessie
    @Shine.Jessie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Me: I could never do this how embarrassing.
    Also me: *pays $10+ for rice and beans*

    • @minecraftminer37
      @minecraftminer37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's cap 8.97 after tax unless you get guac

    • @christopherflick6652
      @christopherflick6652 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@minecraftminer37 different prices depending on where you live bud

    • @TheRealShanyeWest
      @TheRealShanyeWest ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@minecraftminer37 shiddd you must live in bikini bottom or some lol cause the bowl i get be 11$ … 12 some if i get guac

    • @justinle5815
      @justinle5815 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@minecraftminer37 Bruh a chicken bowl with no guac is 11.93 in NYC and its 9.75 in MD. It depends on the cost of living per city. Its almost 13 in SF

    • @cHAOs9
      @cHAOs9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have no shame and find my lack of shame entertaining. Which compounds my braisenness. Im also proud of saving a dollar so when i do schemes like this it gets out of hand quickly. Hmm i think i may have a better understanding of myself now. If u know the name for this personality type let me know.

  • @JHMSprayArt21
    @JHMSprayArt21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3301

    I worked at Chipotle. It's not a secret. The only thing you pay extra for is double meat, guac, and queso. All extra toppings are free. Also, I can guarantee that the employees don't care what you order 😂

    • @cerankowski
      @cerankowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same at moes.

    • @lukecovey8406
      @lukecovey8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      None of the employees care except the guy two comments up. Lol
      You can tell who's a manager looking for their next promotion.

    • @ForwardTokage
      @ForwardTokage 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait so I can just order beans and rice for free?

    • @toekneeee
      @toekneeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s rich considering they been skimping on my rice every time I come

    • @Monkey-boyo_0
      @Monkey-boyo_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that’s why you suck as a business

  • @thedinonoob3624
    @thedinonoob3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    I imagine him getting sad and someone is like “why the long face?”

    • @mariamataleo6784
      @mariamataleo6784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😆😆 😭

    • @AnneDalton82
      @AnneDalton82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bro got that rectangle head oh my god

    • @WhosDylan
      @WhosDylan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, that is a thing that people say.

    • @C.J.Hamilton
      @C.J.Hamilton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I laughed way hard at this comment

    • @rgb2066
      @rgb2066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro lmao

  • @kirasmith9848
    @kirasmith9848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    Tortillas aren’t free, trust me, I’m a chipotle cashier. It’s a $0.25 per tortilla. Also, you can ask for double portions of beans, vegetables, and rice for free. Just ask, we don’t mind. Asking immediately helps as well because it makes the job easier for us and we’re more motivated to give you extra portions. 🥰

    • @TheCertifiedLegend
      @TheCertifiedLegend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh wow

    • @lilytafa
      @lilytafa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I also work at chipotle and our store makes 10k a day and it’s so annoying when people ask for more rice, beans and ESPECIALLY fajitas because it makes prep and grill work way harder than they have to. May be different for slower stores but just a different perspective from someone who works the “BOH” and “FOH” positions at an overly busy store 😔

    • @AsapMilk
      @AsapMilk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lilytafa y'all don't make things in bulk so things won't get shaky when it gets busy?

    • @alexiarangel7165
      @alexiarangel7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a lot of them just give them for free

    • @hi_im_angelatrainor
      @hi_im_angelatrainor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just say everything I want from the get go and be done

  • @Shadowwizardmoneygang..
    @Shadowwizardmoneygang.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “Here is how to get free meals at chipotle” “EVERY BODY GET ON THE GROUND!!”

  • @jonathanmcdermott6217
    @jonathanmcdermott6217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    "Mom can we have Rhett from GMM"
    "No honey we have rhett at home"
    - rhett at home -

    • @dublospace
      @dublospace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you can’t just have a human being anymore

    • @gageforet8234
      @gageforet8234 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hilarious dude

    • @Unknown-ln5ly
      @Unknown-ln5ly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AYO I JUST THOUGHT THIS

    • @jwaj
      @jwaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone said Marv from home alone 💀

    • @kiraPh1234k
      @kiraPh1234k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I only clicked on the video cause I thought it was Rhett

  • @Failedsafe
    @Failedsafe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    This dude really looks like someone that would do this daily

    • @ayayayaya9343
      @ayayayaya9343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IKR

    • @alvojnikovic2171
      @alvojnikovic2171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mickyosully4592 shh, ~they’ll~ ban your comment

    • @sbragan5lg76i
      @sbragan5lg76i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mickyosully4592 oyyyyy veyyyy!!!!

    • @apierre6
      @apierre6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @alexisgatewood1235
    @alexisgatewood1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3086

    Former chipotle employee here: literally just be like “hey, can I get two full scoops of whatever?” And we don’t care. Rice doesn’t matter to us, doesn’t count towards waste at end of night because it’s so cheap and beans get reheated in the morning. Same with all the salsas and fajitas unless it’s something that costs more. Also double chicken is $5 extra

    • @alexisgatewood1235
      @alexisgatewood1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      I’ve literally put four full scoops on someone’s bowl because they asked like, we don’t care. We just think it’s weird if it’s outrageous like that. But with burritos/tacos, just ask for a side cup of it. It’s so hard to fill and roll when it’s soupy.
      ****If you want extra of a lot of things ESPECIALLY SALSA/SOURCREAM get a bowl with a tortilla on the side to make everyone’s lives easier****

    • @marjee7116
      @marjee7116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@alexisgatewood1235 I know this hack is stupid. Just ask. I’m not paid enough to care. Managers don’t even care. I’ve given someone 6 big scoops of the mild salsa because they asked to get as much as possible and I was like okay tell me when. No one cared, and my managers even supported because they liked the guy.

    • @willythough
      @willythough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Also these days they charge for tortilla

    • @samandcolbyfanb340
      @samandcolbyfanb340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@willythough it’s .25 cents which is a surprisingly good price

    • @destevan10
      @destevan10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Currently manager her and we don't care just don't be a dick and well give it but don't expect us to not be annoyed our job is to get you in and out as quickly as possible, we already give more than the 4oz of protein that we are supposed to give so when we give you a little less than what we gave you the first time don't be mad we to underpaid to care about what you think

  • @johnboy11652
    @johnboy11652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Lol I was a chipotles once And somebody tried this and the manager ended up taking back some of the food it was hilarious And some locations charge extra now I think for tortillas thanks to all these videos online

    • @DKsHighlights
      @DKsHighlights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They always have

    • @cdub1010
      @cdub1010 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah they always didn't I worked there when they implemented charging extra for tortillas. But as someone who would work back and front of house, I understand the struggles of having to mix and drop mad rice because of stingy ass people who are over paying for rice beans amd chicken anyways

  • @sschaeffer.0347
    @sschaeffer.0347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Tips from a Chipotle employee:
    Double chicken is more than $2 more.
    Tortillas are each $0.25.
    The only things that cost extra is Guac, Queso, and meat. FYI each meat has a different price. (Lowest-Highest) Chicken, Sofritas, Carnitas, Steak, Barbacoa, and then our seasonal meat (Brisket right now)

    • @DolliMunster
      @DolliMunster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Free side tortilla though for every 1 bowl

    • @nines1167
      @nines1167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DolliMunster not really the only way to get a extra free tortilla is if you have a rip in a burrito or u need it double wrapped

    • @isleepunderthebed4514
      @isleepunderthebed4514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DolliMunster not anymore cuz ppl wanted to freeload that shit now tortillas cost 0.25 excluding tax

    • @rosslienau6763
      @rosslienau6763 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Taco shells have always been free from the one I goto.

    • @kristianhoward2217
      @kristianhoward2217 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chicken is 2.70 if I remember correctly. Hate ringing these people up and arguing when they get charged sides.

  • @thearmoredgeorgian2736
    @thearmoredgeorgian2736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    “He doesn’t know I know this”
    *Pulls back vest to reveal 15 sticks of dynamite, and a fully loaded colt 45*

    • @MightyQueso1279
      @MightyQueso1279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @BlueberryBagel36
      @BlueberryBagel36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait a minute, you're just trying to threaten me to get free food. I know that if I call the police, I can avoid this situation. How did I know? I follow David Paykin!

    • @bwfchamp7
      @bwfchamp7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And two Zig Zags?

    • @IdkNIdcTBH
      @IdkNIdcTBH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Oh God* I'm so tired, my humor broke...been laughing like rabid hyena at this😩🤚

    • @kingtigerproffish2790
      @kingtigerproffish2790 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣👌🧨✨🧨✨🧨

  • @Spiritwolf145
    @Spiritwolf145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Yes, this guy looks like a Great Value Rhett, but his voice gets under my skin even more

    • @tomiroot3942
      @tomiroot3942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The way he said it like “Peen-toe beans” bothered me sooo much lmao

    • @neroslasher
      @neroslasher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I literally said that to myself just now

    • @uwusauce666
      @uwusauce666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rhunt

    • @ShadenDays
      @ShadenDays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bahahaha thought the same thing

    • @mikewheeler1912
      @mikewheeler1912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man’s sounds like shaggy

  • @jessicaschoonmaker2073
    @jessicaschoonmaker2073 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The customer sounds phycotic

  • @KrissyMeow
    @KrissyMeow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    ...this shit is why businesses start charging and changing policies.

    • @GoblinGhouly
      @GoblinGhouly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Facts 🤣 stop being cheap af

    • @gamerswag2752
      @gamerswag2752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Here we need to pay for tortillas now

    • @prolly2stoned420
      @prolly2stoned420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No they are just greedy.

    • @diego100k
      @diego100k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GoblinGhouly it only changed recently after videos like this become viral.. people used to do this all the time and its no different than using a coupon and since daily customers pay full price for their meal, chipotle wont go broke by giving a little bit extra.

    • @wigit2216
      @wigit2216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No way I'm paying 10 bucks for a bowl of rice and shitty chicken

  • @joemama-sc9hd
    @joemama-sc9hd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    That was the most annoying thing I’ve watched this year

    • @jamesioane2816
      @jamesioane2816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why

    • @pinkeu
      @pinkeu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ^^^

    • @joemama-sc9hd
      @joemama-sc9hd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesioane2816 Bc, stfu and order like a normal person. If you’re too broke to eat at chipotle just say that

    • @SylviaBellefeuille
      @SylviaBellefeuille 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The voice is good fukin awful

    • @ZacharyRodriguezVlogs
      @ZacharyRodriguezVlogs ปีที่แล้ว

      TikTok in a nutshell.

  • @brady11c12
    @brady11c12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    bro looks like the sheep from zootopia

    • @ger_weet
      @ger_weet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg lol 💀💀💀

    • @OneTrueBlender
      @OneTrueBlender 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nah he looks like discount Rhett from Good Mythical Morning

    • @ronaldmakdonald964
      @ronaldmakdonald964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OneTrueBlender fr

    • @0verIOrd
      @0verIOrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO

    • @funko6443
      @funko6443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr, he needs a haircut 😂

  • @Wishwecouldturnbacktim
    @Wishwecouldturnbacktim 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Instructions unclear. They patched the glitch, and I had to pay 20$ 💀💀

  • @chuck77thevideogang
    @chuck77thevideogang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Him: "Im hacking the system hehe"
    The poor Chipotle employee that just wants to get his shift over with: "Yo dude can you like..... Fucking not."

    • @cailynpatterson1540
      @cailynpatterson1540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yo fr

    • @alexholderman5406
      @alexholderman5406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ur food is gonna get spit on

    • @LeoLois159
      @LeoLois159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh nooo do you have to work your job :(

    • @cailynpatterson1540
      @cailynpatterson1540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@LeoLois159 yeah I love it, just not with freeloading customers. We aren’t asking for y’all money we just ask to be decent

    • @thehistorytheorist
      @thehistorytheorist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexholderman5406 well considering you see the entire process, you can probably get your burrito remade and be able to take home for free

  • @DanielRodriguez-jk4eq
    @DanielRodriguez-jk4eq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3163

    As a former cashier at chipotle that bowl would still be about $10 w the price of the side tortillas at 25 cents each

    • @charfarrand8410
      @charfarrand8410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Emily An its a green screen sorry to rain on your parade

    • @W4cK26
      @W4cK26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@charfarrand8410 no shit

    • @isaacgame88429
      @isaacgame88429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@charfarrand8410 let me introduce you to the concept of sarcasm. It is when someone says something that is so obviously wrong that they clearly don’t mean it

    • @jvpaul3690
      @jvpaul3690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @MrBlob plot twist she was also being sarcastic.

    • @AdiGoesCrazyy
      @AdiGoesCrazyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Emily An it’s a green screen-

  • @lukenaoumovitch4477
    @lukenaoumovitch4477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    I’m usually a happy-go-lucky guy and like to laugh at stupid things, but this was so painful to watch

    • @gheebuttersnaps2011
      @gheebuttersnaps2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm with you

    • @prinssesarwa7946
      @prinssesarwa7946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @dymuzalonmateeth1725
      @dymuzalonmateeth1725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ofcourse a nigga gotta hate on another niggas grind 😂! If u ain’t try it don’t critique it

    • @chezorix
      @chezorix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@dymuzalonmateeth1725
      cuz it dont work

    • @dymuzalonmateeth1725
      @dymuzalonmateeth1725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chezorix u ain’t never tried it! 😂😂 keep hating on successful niggas thats the only thing your heart is meant for

  • @FidoGD
    @FidoGD 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    This man gave me a jumpscare 💀

  • @samuelf.betheajr1521
    @samuelf.betheajr1521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "Mom, can we have Josh Otusanya?"
    "No, we have Josh Otusanya at home"
    The Josh Otusanya at home:

    • @boredinternetuser2973
      @boredinternetuser2973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @CYBERMIK ╋1 ⑻⑦⓶⓶⓶⓹⓪⓽⓷⓪ that’s kinda weird, you shouldn’t be tracking someone else’s phone

    • @samr9457
      @samr9457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@boredinternetuser2973 it's a bot
      Dont mind him

    • @notstrawreally
      @notstrawreally 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Atleast he didnt do the evil laugh

    • @laidbackrey
      @laidbackrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was more thinking like a bootleg rhett from gmm

    • @sickojoseph9377
      @sickojoseph9377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i follow josh otusanya
      *haha*

  • @thedoctorreileymtd4022
    @thedoctorreileymtd4022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I use to work there and yes, this is totally allowed. You are allowed to get as much rice, beans, veggies, cheese, lettuce, salsa and sour cream. We technically aren’t allowed to say no🤣

    • @babibratzko1744
      @babibratzko1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea but you still get charged. Like at my chipotle I worked at extra scoop was an extra scoop

    • @demitriussantiago3917
      @demitriussantiago3917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@babibratzko1744 same lol, my old field leader used to be on everyone’s ass about portioning

    • @brie9812
      @brie9812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i currently work there and this video is painful, tell them what you want and that you want more. tortillas are charged, double chicken is not 2$, and you’re almost guaranteed to get a smaller scoop the second time if you don’t start off telling me double chicken. i’m not having customers coming in and acting like this because of some tiktok

    • @kiraPh1234k
      @kiraPh1234k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brie9812 You work there, so you were trained to give less than double meat when double meat is requested- I dont understand why you would be confused as to why customers would do that.
      Everything else in the video was painful to watch, but the double meat after asking for meat first is a test to see if you're going to try to rip them off on portions.

  • @ryanschubert368
    @ryanschubert368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    As a former chipotle manager. They run a 40% profit margin they truly don't care

    • @TTYLIG
      @TTYLIG ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHAT

    • @Aelo-1
      @Aelo-1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There’s no way

    • @charleshutson4276
      @charleshutson4276 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg

    • @ermacbigmac
      @ermacbigmac ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But they be tweakin when I tell them to add a little more chicken

    • @AnointedRain
      @AnointedRain ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They do, the employees get pissy if you ask for a little more of anything lol

  • @goofyahhastronaut9092
    @goofyahhastronaut9092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He is the uncle that I can't be around by myself

    • @UniqueBeautie
      @UniqueBeautie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ummm... I don't know if I should laugh or call the popos for u baby. 🤔

    • @goofyahhastronaut9092
      @goofyahhastronaut9092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UniqueBeautie both plz

  • @510heart510
    @510heart510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    As an ex chipotle: you can just ask them for a full scoop of both brown/white rice & pinto/black beans. No need to waste their time with the “actually can I get…” stfu and keep the line moving lol. I promise you, chipotle employees don’t care about giving you extra stuff like rice/beans. They’re only kinda stingy with the meat bc some managers will really be on your ass about it

    • @willrodz8453
      @willrodz8453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They are stingy with everything not just the meat .

    • @damoineray8054
      @damoineray8054 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smh its like ppl think they get paid for every grain of rice thats stays in the pan after a shift

    • @banquetbaby
      @banquetbaby 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah it's the same at Qdoba. No one cares what you get but when you're constantly slowing down the line when people have other stuff to prep/online orders to make you just become hated

  • @user-es4jy6nf9y
    @user-es4jy6nf9y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    This is like a $7 bowl. Only way to get even close to $3 is by getting a three pointer. Guac/Queso/Meat are 2 points, everything else is one.

    • @Ashley-jx7sw
      @Ashley-jx7sw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m not sure why people are literally going out of their way to be annoying just to save $4.

    • @user-es4jy6nf9y
      @user-es4jy6nf9y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ashley-jx7sw being annoying? How about not paying $7 for 4 ounces of meat? That’s absurd. Chipotle pricing is high, so you get a 3 pointer. Simple.

    • @itspixle2666
      @itspixle2666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s saying divide it into 3 bowls which goes from like a 9$ bowl into 3 smaller 3$ bowls

    • @krumble8894
      @krumble8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ashley-jx7sw you seem to be the obnoxious one bch. Keep replying to other people’s comments

    • @bmonie14
      @bmonie14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is still a 12 dollar bowl it’s the same price as if you got your normal bowl

  • @noahlankford1
    @noahlankford1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I didn't believe people when they said the phrase "a face you just wanna punch" until I saw this

    • @nieshasamuel3113
      @nieshasamuel3113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Charming nowhere to hide uh I think that's a background

  • @danklin8648
    @danklin8648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy: "$6? Relax girl, I know the perfect date."

  • @jonthomas1504
    @jonthomas1504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    This same meal would be more where I’m located. 9.75 for burrito bowl + 3.45 for 2x chicken + .90 for the 3x tortillas. So like 4.70 / burrito

    • @toddo1630
      @toddo1630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly.

    • @lancecorporalveteran0621
      @lancecorporalveteran0621 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So either he had a dumb employee give him free stuff or more likely this video is bull💩 and he made it up.

    • @pappy1990
      @pappy1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lancecorporalveteran0621 well it was true before. But people started doing it too much. They used to scoop a lit less if you said double meal At the beginning.
      That's why they started charging for extra tortillas. To stop people from doing it

    • @teddypgray
      @teddypgray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This same meal would be more everywhere! There's NO Chipotle anywhere that you can do this at! The cheapest thing there would be a fountain drink and that's gonna cost you about $2.50. This has NEVER existed!

  • @StonersAssociation
    @StonersAssociation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Let's appreciate the entire restaurant for staying still and being quiet for him to make a TikTok.

    • @bushyhs7942
      @bushyhs7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      this is sarcastic right please say it is

    • @exGio
      @exGio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bushyhs7942 nooo it's not like it was supposed to be a joke

    • @FloralCelestiality
      @FloralCelestiality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@exGio lmao but we don't know that's what they meant for sure

    • @oumardiop1
      @oumardiop1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FloralCelestiality yes we do.

    • @FloralCelestiality
      @FloralCelestiality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oumardiop1 if you say so 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Last_Tryy
    @Last_Tryy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I used to be a kitchen manager and this is exactly right but it doesn’t work like this anymore but you followed the original point system! That’s dope 😂💯

    • @DavidPaykin
      @DavidPaykin  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah there’s some minor changes for sure! Thanks for sharing my friend ❤️😉🙏

    • @cjc2611
      @cjc2611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@DavidPaykin it's not minor. It literally doesn't work anymore.

    • @karimartinez93
      @karimartinez93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I’m a current service manager, but this no longer flies at chipotle 😂

    • @Last_Tryy
      @Last_Tryy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@karimartinez93 facts 🤣 we don’t play this but if someone was determined this much than we let them keep the dream alive 🤣

    • @thejchristopher
      @thejchristopher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What’s the new system?

  • @JurassicACU
    @JurassicACU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can't tell if this guy is a cave man

  • @ix8750
    @ix8750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    My favorite burrito hack is having enough money to just buy 3 burritos.

    • @user-jk6rp5xh3n
      @user-jk6rp5xh3n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spending more money for no reason smart lol....

    • @Ghost-we3jk
      @Ghost-we3jk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@user-jk6rp5xh3n It's not "more money" if that is just the normal price for 3 burritos. I'd rather just buy 3 insted of making whole plan that gets me 3 without buying it. Just making life more difficult.

    • @damoineray8054
      @damoineray8054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow thought me and my friends were the only ones familiar with this technique

    • @johnnie7169
      @johnnie7169 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you can’t buy it twice, you can’t buy it.

    • @lotll
      @lotll 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ghost-we3jk it is more money. It's not saying it's the unusual amount or a dramatic amount if money. They're just saying, compared to how much he spends in this video that's MORE money

  • @foushoo
    @foushoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    I used to work for chipotle.
    Just say you want double rice, double beans and double chicken and save the “actuallys” for McDonald’s. We’ll be glad to scoop it as long as you’re straightforward and don’t hold up the line.

    • @egendary6811
      @egendary6811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Nah don’t that at McDonald’s cuz all that’s going do is piss me off. For love of god just be straight forward

    • @Drew791
      @Drew791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thank you. It’s dumb as shit to act like you’re gaming the system and annoy employees at the same time.

    • @TheOfficialBloodshot
      @TheOfficialBloodshot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      False save the double meat til after they scoop that way you know how much a regular scoop looks like cause they rip you off if you don’t confirmed from my training when I worked there

    • @Kensumitsu
      @Kensumitsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chipotle is owned by McDonald's

    • @istreetman6432
      @istreetman6432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kensumitsu no it isn’t. McDonalds supported them in the early 2000s but Chipotle isn’t owned by anyone else

  • @arimeares3653
    @arimeares3653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    As a Chipotle employee, I can assure you the only thing you will get out of this kind of interaction is an annoyed server. Just say what you want straight up and it’ll be a lot better for everyone

    • @juang1063
      @juang1063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah fr If this happened to me I’ll be annoyed like cmon you’re holding up the line 🙄

    • @Tikker194
      @Tikker194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lie. Literally went there today and told the server what we wanted, she gave us the SMALLEST portion of Literally everything so we asked for more of EVERY.SINGLE. THING. and then she made sure we got charged double. I said "no ma'am. Open those damn bowls and tell me what you see 😒 " paid regular price, cuz wtf

    • @claypool0
      @claypool0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prolly get alot of rice and less of the stuff u add later as the bowl gets fuller

    • @vancedavid4321
      @vancedavid4321 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ive worked at chipotle and qdoba if u just say it you’ll get it😂🤦🏿‍♂️ this just annoying

    • @kiraPh1234k
      @kiraPh1234k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll also get a big bowl lol, tf are you on about.
      "As a Chipotle employee, please consider we might be annoyed with you" - literally nobody cares. Also, before you ask, yes I've worked in the service industry doing work significantly more difficult than making burritos and when we had an "annoying customer" it meant literal weeks of work that was pointless.
      And if you think I gave them anything less than "above and beyond" level of service then I can see why are where you are.

  • @Leleglenn
    @Leleglenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Extra chicken is 3.90 each tortilla is 30cent do this and we short you on every sauce, and charge 1.15 if you want more.(In my store) also if were sort on rice or beans your not getting extra (for free). Some mangers go as far as making sure the waight is correct form the Chipotle handbook. Now your bowl is like 14-15 dollars

    • @Tendertroll1
      @Tendertroll1 ปีที่แล้ว

      All the profit goes to chipotle for and they pay employees crap wages. Why do you care about he costs so much as an employee. Your company makes a crap ton of money, especially the ceo

    • @ItsSomeDeadGuy
      @ItsSomeDeadGuy ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Tendertroll1 Because that's how you get fired or chewed out by your boss lol

    • @str8chillaxin
      @str8chillaxin ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Tendertroll1 when you're a in a higher up position (which I know you MIGHT report to if you're actually working, but do not currently have), you maintain profit margins or try to exceed them. You're also invested in the company that you believe in and show up to every day. It would hurt your own pockets and provide a poor taste for the customer base that pays your paycheck if you became selfish and stopped caring while simultaneously hurting the business by causing "shrink" in inventory which will over time force prices to be raised in the future. There are consequences to poor behavior and only upside for hard worth ethic and having high moral standards. Achieve great things and life will become far more rewarding

  • @GoblinGobbler2069
    @GoblinGobbler2069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You’re what I expect Rhett from GMM to look like if he went homeless

  • @erikcarrillo7378
    @erikcarrillo7378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is how you annoy underpaid employees whose time you're wasting lol

    • @nightsky2165
      @nightsky2165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Get paid by the hour, not per customer, so honestly I'd be happy to waste time so long as the time goes by

    • @erikcarrillo7378
      @erikcarrillo7378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nightsky2165 You're the type of person no one really wants to work with. That's just being lazy. That kind of thinking is why its so hard to find good workers. We gotta weed out people like you who just end up wasting everyone's time.

    • @BlackMetalGraffiti
      @BlackMetalGraffiti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@erikcarrillo7378 dude he’s working at chipotle, if you’re expecting to find a model employee who wants to work their ass off and give 100 and 10%….. then they wouldn’t be working at chipotle.

    • @erikcarrillo7378
      @erikcarrillo7378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BlackMetalGraffiti You think everyone starts off with a cushy office job or career? Just because you work at chipotle does that mean you have to be lazy because its just a minimum wage job?. Why not get some work ethic you can carry into your future jobs. Not to mention references to put on your resume? Im a firm believer that if you're at work you're getting paid to do the best job you possibly can and its panned out pretty well for me.

    • @Tatenak
      @Tatenak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can't waste their time for the job they're employed to do.

  • @chanceDdog2009
    @chanceDdog2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Or you can make 10 bowls at home for the Same amount of money

    • @DavidPaykin
      @DavidPaykin  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also works 👍

    • @diego100k
      @diego100k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      too messy.. also people pay full price all day for their food so a few people coming in a getting extra for less will mot bankrupt chipotle

    • @Mexicanmike87
      @Mexicanmike87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I make mine at home a lot of the time but sometimes I'm out with my sister and she loves to go to chipotle

    • @sushigaming101
      @sushigaming101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't have a smoker and a grill at home.

    • @Angelavoyezno1fan
      @Angelavoyezno1fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      even though you ain't mine i promise the way we fight make me honestly feel like we just in love baby when push comes to shove damn baby I'm a train wreck too i lose my mind when it comes to you i take time with the ones i choose and i don't want a smile if it ain't from you yea i know we be so complicated loving you sometimes drive me crazy cause i can't have what i want but neither can you
      -DaBaby🎅🎅🎅

  • @deviction9314
    @deviction9314 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He looks like a mix between Rhett from Rhett and link and Marv from home alone

  • @waelmohammad9127
    @waelmohammad9127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I was waiting so patiently to hear "GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING!"

  • @jacketspritecranberry4876
    @jacketspritecranberry4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Damn I didn’t know Rhett from gmm had a solo account

    • @relser187
      @relser187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m glad someone else saw that comparison YES!! 😂

    • @jacketspritecranberry4876
      @jacketspritecranberry4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, I used to watch gmm all the time and I thought this comment would be a good fit

    • @jilessain
      @jilessain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude,if Rhett went through chemo🤣

    • @BlueWD-40
      @BlueWD-40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jilessain I was thinking Rhett from wish

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If Rhett was on Okay Mythical Morning.

  • @walkerjus
    @walkerjus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Mr. Goldstein has really done it this time. Looks like Marv from Home Alone will not be going hungry this week!!!

    • @bigbrisket4911
      @bigbrisket4911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha this was the answer to the final solution

    • @thikboi6074
      @thikboi6074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s a literal Jew lol

  • @AnouarElouasghiri
    @AnouarElouasghiri 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How to get a free cut from the barber

  • @nevillegabriel1359
    @nevillegabriel1359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I was like "Who TF is David Peakin?" Then I realized that was him😭

  • @avezzclaire
    @avezzclaire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can’t get over the fact he says “Can I also get, pEeNtOe beans?”

  • @emsjen
    @emsjen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    A regular bowl I can get 2-3 meals. I get Xtra everything except meat in a bowl. Take it home, saute a f-ton of onions because they make everything better then dump in my bowl and extra corn, salsa, n whatever else then put it in some delish wraps ( which I later noticed are supposed to be super healthy 🤷🏼‍♀️). I get like 6 or 7 grab n go burritos.

    • @LaiyaUnscripted
      @LaiyaUnscripted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you’re a genius

    • @zay_gzs5635
      @zay_gzs5635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m a start doing that I’m not trying to piss anybody off but they do scam you when you ask for extra meat

    • @emsjen
      @emsjen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zay_gzs5635 just order online and when u go grab your bag just ask the cashier for extra sour cream/corn whatever as long as it's not on the menu as extra charge

  • @ChillyShortz
    @ChillyShortz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro pushes the glasses up at least 40 times

  • @andrewr8800
    @andrewr8800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I applaud anyone with the social confidence to do this

  • @KB_MT
    @KB_MT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I follow David Paykin"
    Josh otusanya:"Mwehwhehe"

  • @omar90s91
    @omar90s91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The employees are gonna love you and definitely not gonna talk shit when you are about to leave

    • @gii7851
      @gii7851 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like I give a shit. I appreciate their hard work but don’t care about their opinion.

  • @karas5235
    @karas5235 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Instruction unclear, I spent 54.68$ on the bowl.

  • @hahahaj7117
    @hahahaj7117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “How to make workers at your local chipotle hate you and want to put less food in your bowl”

  • @eccc9
    @eccc9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    That would still be charged as a full bowl even if you get the veggies on the side. And with the extra chicken you’ll still be paying 12+ for your meal…

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I think that's the point. You get 1 bowl for $12 and three extra tortillas so you get 4 total bowls, just have to provide your own bowl.

    • @anthonyjmeli
      @anthonyjmeli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Seriously, I don’t understand how he saying it’s going to be a three dollar bowl?

    • @ricefarmerjawsh7653
      @ricefarmerjawsh7653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anthonyjmeli because you divided 10 dollars by 3 and it comes out to 3

    • @humblee2444
      @humblee2444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@ricefarmerjawsh7653 but you still paid 10-12 bucks for one bowl. Regardless of you split it into 3 smaller bowls yourself. To chipotle, and reality, you paid full price for one burrito bowl. Plus double chicken. Dude isnt "hacking" anything.

    • @gangturtle329
      @gangturtle329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You need 2 other people and each of you would have paid 3 dollars

  • @hunterschock9167
    @hunterschock9167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    the dudes who give “life hacks” fucking kill me😂😂

    • @mr.mister1045
      @mr.mister1045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sucks

    • @ChickenYale
      @ChickenYale 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine listening to a guy who can’t even groom himself.

  • @mercury5778
    @mercury5778 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mf be sounding like Pops from Regularshow💀

  • @IEdjumacate
    @IEdjumacate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Former chipotle employee here. The employees aren’t mad that you’re getting extra food. They’re annoyed that you’re overfilling the bowl/burrito. The location I worked at was super anal about keeping the line clean and when people did this shit the bowl would just overflow all over making it harder to fill & annoying to clean. Yeah it’s part of the job but you could also just be a normal person. Chipotle is well priced to begin with.

    • @rrchy.
      @rrchy. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      nah, this is the move for sure, at my chipotle i worked at we literally were told by the manager to give shit scoops of everything that they asked for extra in. this way= bang for ur buck

    • @antaeus716
      @antaeus716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yea fuck chipotle if i worked there I would load everyone up, minimum wage.

    • @TheWallsocket
      @TheWallsocket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@antaeus716 the one in my town has a big sign up, hiring now starting wage 18.50/hr
      They still have an employee shortage

    • @Snutz.D
      @Snutz.D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You said "anal".

    • @HaTeSmug
      @HaTeSmug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You get free meals too for working (:

  • @fmproductions1413
    @fmproductions1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    This dudes hair and beard are the maddest thing I’ve seen in a while

  • @BoneViolyn
    @BoneViolyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The sheep from, Zootopia is giving us banger advice, mad respect.

    • @tishaandterrycrawford3453
      @tishaandterrycrawford3453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 my daughter watches that movie constantly. I see it. Funny af dude.

    • @broannoying8765
      @broannoying8765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This

    • @RankedGodly
      @RankedGodly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      once u see it u cant unsee it

  • @remishehab3978
    @remishehab3978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The customers face looked hella slappable

  • @alteradvance
    @alteradvance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "Mom, can we get Josh Otusanya?"
    "We have Josh Otusanya at home."
    Josh Otusanya at home:
    No hate btw ur vids are great

    • @WMDistraction
      @WMDistraction 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m getting more Rhett from Rhett and Link vibes.

    • @guylee9069
      @guylee9069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WMDistraction yo sameeee

    • @mr.bigcam3710
      @mr.bigcam3710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cut anywho at airwi tortellini highs fdhgggg blne DH stf GB yes guy xxl urrho

    • @alteradvance
      @alteradvance 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.bigcam3710 what.

    • @mr.bigcam3710
      @mr.bigcam3710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alteradvance speak China

  • @Neri_TaylorsVersion
    @Neri_TaylorsVersion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    From a Chipotle employee, yeah, its not $10. 😂 it's $11.61 for the double meat, 25 cents for each tortilla and we do charge for the sides of veggies, rice or beans. If you want a real hack, we don't charge for guac when you don't get meat. 😂😂

  • @JJ_-fp9sj
    @JJ_-fp9sj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Love how he straightened his glasses like 20 times

  • @treywest8278
    @treywest8278 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sweet beard brotha

  • @kurou2620
    @kurou2620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    David learned his craft from the master himself : Josh Otusanya

  • @Hannah-vn6kj
    @Hannah-vn6kj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As someone who worked there, I can tell you nobody there is pissed about portions you’re asking for. They did however watch us on cameras and will call the store saying things like “your portions aren’t correct” or “the beans look low please refill them”. So just like an I.D. at a gas station, you need to verbally ask me for more on camera to ensure I don’t lose my job in the name of your burrito bowl. We actually like to help out our fitness junkies, celiacs peeps, and food scientists. It’s a great place that everyone can go to pretty much with healthy or gluttonous options. Had lots of fun with the quesaritos and triple-7x wrapped burritos that people made huge and crazy. They’re a very customer service orientated place and it’s fast pace. Instead of being slow af, tell us exactly what you want and if it’s not enough, ask for more. I promise they do not care about keeping all the chipotle for themselves. Y’all need to chill and stop frustrating employees who work fast paced. It’s actually rude and we can tell. You just look stupid tbh.

  • @clevername8832
    @clevername8832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The beard makes my skin crawl.

    • @-Karnage
      @-Karnage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's awful

    • @BZtheAnti
      @BZtheAnti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why if you have a long oval face would you grow hair and a beard that makes your face even taller and longer?

    • @dickgoblin
      @dickgoblin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is a weird looking person.

    • @nigelmansell8864
      @nigelmansell8864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet it stinks

  • @mrelephant3462
    @mrelephant3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro looks like a French fry I dropped on the floor and got some hair on it

  • @karanjoshi2662
    @karanjoshi2662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Not all businesses will let you do this though. If it goes out of line everyone has their policies.

    • @DavidPaykin
      @DavidPaykin  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For sure Karan! Doesn’t hurt to try 🙏

  • @redshamrock05
    @redshamrock05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This guy looks like he was a pirate in the 1600’s, a mad scientist in the 1800’s, and a Civil War vet, all at the same time.

  • @dazai974
    @dazai974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This dude: can i also get Brown rice
    Me: sure sir
    *proceeds to remove some white rice from the bowl*

  • @sannahickman9215
    @sannahickman9215 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    you look like the llama version of kuzco from the emperors new groove

  • @rilynnwilliamson3348
    @rilynnwilliamson3348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    yeah i work at chipotle we literally don’t care. order what u want, the side tortillas are a hassle especially if we’re in a rush but we’ll make whatever

    • @timmatthews1604
      @timmatthews1604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you ‘literally’ don’t care, why do you literally say in the very next literal sentence that of all things, literally warming and tinfoiling a side tortilla is literally a literal hassle?? Lazy.
      Literal.

  • @bsmithsonian3324
    @bsmithsonian3324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Glad I’m not the only one that sees Marv from Home Alone. But more if a Marv/Rhett (GMM) mix.

  • @shibatrey22
    @shibatrey22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    That “UGH” at the end was so funny to me

  • @squishiesbybrooke
    @squishiesbybrooke 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My brother is extremely picky and only eats the rice. Now, he can’t even get a bowl of rice anymore because they think they are doing the hack.

  • @jayped8660
    @jayped8660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    please don’t be this person when ordering food

  • @isaactroyer5689
    @isaactroyer5689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have noticed that they put more when you ask for one thing at a time, and less when you give them a list at the beginning.

  • @dylnfstr
    @dylnfstr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’ve always done this. You gotta know how big their scoop is going to be because it changes per person and per shift. And if the manager is there? You’re gonna get ripped off.

  • @beckettquamme5774
    @beckettquamme5774 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I didn’t bribe someone… I have 5 million power in call of dragons 😎

  • @bluvoid8500
    @bluvoid8500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel bad for whoever decides to try this “life hack”

    • @robbyhallene5238
      @robbyhallene5238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn’t work anymore we now charge .25 extra for tortillas which isn’t much and now double meat is 2.30

  • @brynnzyy456
    @brynnzyy456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how he pushes up his glasses every time he asks for the second time 😂

  • @SugarBallYT
    @SugarBallYT 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro looks like my shit at 3am

  • @albertalmaguer7362
    @albertalmaguer7362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Let's be honest we're all still going to eat this as one meal.

    • @jbgaters
      @jbgaters 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Albert Almaguer yikes

  • @AntonioMartinez-ic5xj
    @AntonioMartinez-ic5xj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    The best hack I learned was getting the bowl instead of the burrito and just getting 2 25 cent tortillas on the side. They put more food/protien in the bowl it seems. Plus when u order double rice and double beans, I feel like they feel more inclined to put a little more protien cause of how small the normal amount of protein looks in the big bowl compared to the burrito

    • @kylegungle5624
      @kylegungle5624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I work at a chipotle we put two scoops of rice in a bowl and double we put three, every thing else is just one scoop unless you ask for double, we do one scoop of everything for a burrito because it’s hard to roll up otherwise

    • @juliacastro817
      @juliacastro817 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t just call meat “protein” beans have it too

  • @lordguardian8088
    @lordguardian8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Former Employee: this isn't hacking the system, you're asking for double rice, double beans, and double chicken. Usually the worker unintentionally levels this out with portion sizes getting slightly smaller to fit in the bowl. If you ask for 2 or more sides in the little portion cups, they may also charge you $1 per side cup. Also as someone else has said on here, I believe double chicken is $5

    • @donsolos
      @donsolos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He calls it a 3 dollar meal because he gets so much food he splits it into 3 meals, and the food cost him 10$ so divide that by 3

  • @CptAlaska1741
    @CptAlaska1741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro solved racism

  • @3638mike
    @3638mike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You gonna piss them off doing this🤣🤣

    • @diego100k
      @diego100k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what are they gonna do? spit in ur food being prepared in front of you? thats the beauty of chipotle lol

    • @wigit2216
      @wigit2216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont think they get paid enough to care

    • @KaneMeadowsGaming
      @KaneMeadowsGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diego100k You sound like a complete waste of space "I enjoy being an annoying punk ass to people doing their job because they can't do anything about it" I'd love to go make your job a living hell.

    • @diego100k
      @diego100k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KaneMeadowsGaming nah im genuinely asking if that would happen idiot? im assuming u r or do u work at a chipotle and tired of the slander? the reason i say “thats the beauty” is because if they decide to take my food for a walk to the backroom ill just walk out the establishment some karen will end up recording their actions anyway

    • @KaneMeadowsGaming
      @KaneMeadowsGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diego100k Dude I don't even know what the first part of that says, but no I don't work at Chipotle, I've just been in the service industry. At least you're mature about situations and don't cause a scene.