So sad to hear that you retired because you are the only comedian who truly makes me burst into laughter at every joke!! But I do hope you are enjoying your retirement & enjoying spending more time with your family. God Bless you & your family! Peace, Love & Happiness from Alabama!!
Bill I have seen and enjoyed all your routines. I constantly see them over and over. I have never laughed so much in my life. I hope you are enjoying your retirement, I know I am enjoying mine!!!
And as far as getting a physical bill I love listening to your comic genius about the every day life of Bill. It just makes me laugh because well I gotta tell you something I’m 40 that’s right I’m 40 I’m not afraid to admit it to a comedy legend like yourself but I remember a video you posted years ago. I believe you said it all goes downhill when you’re 40 well I’m 40 going to be 41 soon. I’m still haven’t gone downhill yet, so maybe it won’t go downhill or uphill for me in a good way, but I’ll tell you what. In true bill engvall comedy fashion I know a bunch of buddies of mine. That are at 40 or older than me and let me tell you what you said about be in 40 is right for them door Lemme tell you bill my friends had 40 and it went downhill like the stock market one day you just drop like a rock man their life went from happy times to OMG what happened in my life. Is that one of my friends one day said to me Matt years ago I had a great had a hair and I am skinny now. They said to me, Matt I’m 40 years old, bald and fat. What’s wrong with my life they expect me to answer I couldn’t resist I said well maybe I think it’s because you don’t have enough Willpower or something I don’t know I try to take it as something funny like you always do but it just didn’t work what I really needed was a mini bill on my shoulder, whispering in my ear what to tell me so that I will tell them and then I start laughing and they look at me like why are you laughing at me? I have like nothing you wouldn’t understand it anyway.
Did someone not learn correct grammar in school, or could it possibly be that you've fallen apart so badly that you don't even recognize it yet? PLEASE learn to use punctuation, and how to form a sentence. Or several. Sorry, but that actually hurt to read.
anyway Bill, what’s going on how are you doing? How’s the family you haven’t given us any updates how are you been? Since you’re retired I tell you you retired makes me sadder than well I can’t think of anything it makes me sadder than you were tiring, but I’ll figure something eventually, it just makes me sad though that you’re retired man why why why did you retire you got more material Enya come on this country‘s got tons of material for you to use. It’s just waiting to be used by Bill one of the greatest comedians in history, right next to Tim Allen and Robin Williams is Bill Engvall
Other than Gabriel Iglesias you are the only comedian I’ve wanted to come to my city and I’m sad your retiring I need to get some sleep brownies for peace
I love ❤️ Bill I miss his comedy he’s my favorite comedian we miss you bill thanks 🙏 for all the memories sir I hope you’re enjoying your retirement buddy 😀😀 looks and taste like real bacon no it don’t it taste like someone baked & flavored a turd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone who developed an allergy to dairy and had to cut out all dairy & switch to substitutes I can tell you how to cut your cholesterol. An easy way to do it is to cut out dairy and go to dairy substitutes.( you will need to wair a couple months after quitting dairy before you try the substitutes so your body can completely withdraw from it as it is addictive like opiods.) Dairy free cheese, dairy free butter, & dairy free sour cream all have 0 cholesterol.
Sad to see him go as he was one of the few comedians (Seinfeld, Tater Salad/Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy) who doesn’t use foul language to be funny. His comedy was pure joy and is still relevant today, not an easy feat. As a Canadian, I never saw him live, sadly. Bill, how about one last show at this summer Just for Laughs festival in Montreal? 🥹
OK but I got a comment on this really quick whoever didn’t put enough gas in the plane they need the biggest here’s your sign sign right there. Did they not have enough coffee in the morning then I get there eight hours of sleep, who in the world forgets to put enough gas in the plane I guess they don’t have gas at it and said well that’ll work
Actually the need for more fuel is based on how much luggage is brought on board by the already heavy passengers. The plane could've had enough fuel at some point, but more was needed and the fuel truck was late.
Air plane KNOWLEDGE HEAR Read if you don't already know.. Airlines DO NOT fill the planes fuel tanks all the way up. They have a calculation process to determine the number of tons of fuel needed to make the flight to where you're going, then they add the amount of fuel needed to burn from the dock to the runway, and the approximate amount of fuel needed to get back to the dock once you land. Then they add a certain amount of contingency f fuel. Any amount of fuel that would be put in the tanks beyond the necessary amount strictly needed for the flight plus contingency only adds dead weight to the aircraft and will actually make the aircraft burn more fuel. So airlines only put in strictly WHAT'S NEEDED!!!
I was waiting on my flight one day. When I’m assuming is the new girl gets on the speaker an says. I’m sorry but your plane is broke!!!!! I’m not lying. That’s the damn truth. About 2 hours later she said time to board. I think they got it fixed. I was in a long line of people waiting to change their flights.
Soybeans actually aren't good for anything. They were originally just used for pig feed, plus there is way to much estrogen in those things. Many counties that eat soy only eat a small amount compared to the amount we usel.
OK bill I know why your cholesterol is high because you do the video of slim Jim’s and beer hello does that ring a bell? Maybe that’s why your cholesterol was high
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So sad to hear that you retired because you are the only comedian who truly makes me burst into laughter at every joke!! But I do hope you are enjoying your retirement & enjoying spending more time with your family. God Bless you & your family! Peace, Love & Happiness from Alabama!!
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He’s too funny
He is coming out of retirement to do a limited run of tours starting on Jan 11th 2025.
"Helluva lot easier if you told her i was cheating on her!"
I spat out my drink at that part! Lmao 😂😂😂
Lol!🤣🤣🤣
The "jacka$$" part is hysterical!!🤣😁🤣
Bill Engvall’s comedy is absolutely hilarious and is always about stuff that happened in his life and he kind of makes fun of it! 😁😁😁
Heard this routine before and in all probability will again and again, Always makes me laugh!
Have got to add the jackass button to the repertoire 😂
Thank you for posting your old content Bill.
I am.right there with you Bill! Have had my jackass button pushed a few times
MY opinion but Bill was the best comedian on earth.....Clean language and funny ..
Bill I have seen and enjoyed all your routines. I constantly see them over and over. I have never laughed so much in my life. I hope you are enjoying your retirement, I know I am enjoying mine!!!
Love you Bill. Will miss you.
Your a funny man Bill!
And as far as getting a physical bill I love listening to your comic genius about the every day life of Bill. It just makes me laugh because well I gotta tell you something I’m 40 that’s right I’m 40 I’m not afraid to admit it to a comedy legend like yourself but I remember a video you posted years ago. I believe you said it all goes downhill when you’re 40 well I’m 40 going to be 41 soon. I’m still haven’t gone downhill yet, so maybe it won’t go downhill or uphill for me in a good way, but I’ll tell you what. In true bill engvall comedy fashion I know a bunch of buddies of mine. That are at 40 or older than me and let me tell you what you said about be in 40 is right for them door Lemme tell you bill my friends had 40 and it went downhill like the stock market one day you just drop like a rock man their life went from happy times to OMG what happened in my life. Is that one of my friends one day said to me Matt years ago I had a great had a hair and I am skinny now. They said to me, Matt I’m 40 years old, bald and fat. What’s wrong with my life they expect me to answer I couldn’t resist I said well maybe I think it’s because you don’t have enough Willpower or something I don’t know I try to take it as something funny like you always do but it just didn’t work what I really needed was a mini bill on my shoulder, whispering in my ear what to tell me so that I will tell them and then I start laughing and they look at me like why are you laughing at me? I have like nothing you wouldn’t understand it anyway.
Did someone not learn correct grammar in school, or could it possibly be that you've fallen apart so badly that you don't even recognize it yet? PLEASE learn to use punctuation, and how to form a sentence. Or several. Sorry, but that actually hurt to read.
keep the clips coming
😂😅😂😅😂 Fiji!! So that’s what the kids are calling it these days! We all went there right with ya!
anyway Bill, what’s going on how are you doing? How’s the family you haven’t given us any updates how are you been? Since you’re retired I tell you you retired makes me sadder than well I can’t think of anything it makes me sadder than you were tiring, but I’ll figure something eventually, it just makes me sad though that you’re retired man why why why did you retire you got more material Enya come on this country‘s got tons of material for you to use. It’s just waiting to be used by Bill one of the greatest comedians in history, right next to Tim Allen and Robin Williams is Bill Engvall
Other than Gabriel Iglesias you are the only comedian I’ve wanted to come to my city and I’m sad your retiring I need to get some sleep brownies for peace
I love ❤️ Bill I miss his comedy he’s my favorite comedian we miss you bill thanks 🙏 for all the memories sir I hope you’re enjoying your retirement buddy 😀😀 looks and taste like real bacon no it don’t it taste like someone baked & flavored a turd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Too funny....LMAO!😂
❤😂 hahaha please don't retire
I know they freak out about devices that have cellular connectivity, but not a Game Boy! There shouldn’t have been a problem!
But then he wouldn’t have a story to tell 😂
As someone who developed an allergy to dairy and had to cut out all dairy & switch to substitutes I can tell you how to cut your cholesterol. An easy way to do it is to cut out dairy and go to dairy substitutes.( you will need to wair a couple months after quitting dairy before you try the substitutes so your body can completely withdraw from it as it is addictive like opiods.) Dairy free cheese, dairy free butter, & dairy free sour cream all have 0 cholesterol.
Sad to see him go as he was one of the few comedians (Seinfeld, Tater Salad/Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy) who doesn’t use foul language to be funny. His comedy was pure joy and is still relevant today, not an easy feat. As a Canadian, I never saw him live, sadly. Bill, how about one last show at this summer Just for Laughs festival in Montreal? 🥹
You can take two of those off that list.
You believe Ron White doesn't swear? I do believe that you are listening to the fake Ron White. Dude swears bad enough to make a sailor blush
I love that he is a gamer.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's up Bill? Having a good day my Friend?
Honestly some Flight Attendants can be a little stupid in my opinion.
OK but I got a comment on this really quick whoever didn’t put enough gas in the plane they need the biggest here’s your sign sign right there. Did they not have enough coffee in the morning then I get there eight hours of sleep, who in the world forgets to put enough gas in the plane I guess they don’t have gas at it and said well that’ll work
Actually the need for more fuel is based on how much luggage is brought on board by the already heavy passengers. The plane could've had enough fuel at some point, but more was needed and the fuel truck was late.
Air plane KNOWLEDGE HEAR
Read if you don't already know..
Airlines DO NOT fill the planes fuel tanks all the way up.
They have a calculation process to determine the number of tons of fuel needed to make the flight to where you're going, then they add the amount of fuel needed to burn from the dock to the runway, and the approximate amount of fuel needed to get back to the dock once you land. Then they add a certain amount of contingency f fuel.
Any amount of fuel that would be put in the tanks beyond the necessary amount strictly needed for the flight plus contingency only adds dead weight to the aircraft and will actually make the aircraft burn more fuel. So airlines only put in strictly WHAT'S NEEDED!!!
I was waiting on my flight one day. When I’m assuming is the new girl gets on the speaker an says. I’m sorry but your plane is broke!!!!! I’m not lying. That’s the damn truth. About 2 hours later she said time to board. I think they got it fixed. I was in a long line of people waiting to change their flights.
😂😂😂Don't blame you, i wouldn't have went on it 😂😂
fuckin funny
Soybeans actually aren't good for anything. They were originally just used for pig feed, plus there is way to much estrogen in those things. Many counties that eat soy only eat a small amount compared to the amount we usel.
OK bill I know why your cholesterol is high because you do the video of slim Jim’s and beer hello does that ring a bell? Maybe that’s why your cholesterol was high