Why doesn't he just give her water? Like, that could possible blow her mind, clean drinking water. Why straight to sprite and VODKA???? Is HE the evil one?
Also did they not have any alcohol in yee olden times? Surely she'd understand what vodka is if he just explained it better? And why just encourage her alcohol addiction like come on man??
@@cozmicdoodles7167We've had alcohol since at least 3,100 B.C.E., beer was very easy to make. Vodka has been around since the 1400's C.E., so there's a chance she had already had it, or at least heard of it.
“His parents were killed by evil wizards….. just like mine were 20 years ago” I don’t know how I could possibly slip this into conversation but trust it will be done
the way that a mideval peasant would probably be VERY familiar with vodka and would be more confused why you’re drinking water and how you got it that clear
Medieval people mostly drank water where they could, mostly through rainwater. It was only when they didn't have clean water that they'd drink alcohol and even then the drinks that they had at the time had a far lower alcohol percentage.
especially considering one of the practices people thought was witchcraft was mixing herbs with water for medicinal purposes 😭 you live in a witches coven and don't know what tea is??
@@Zorae42 what are you talking about of course there was tea in the middle ages. also popular for the healing process. and a lot of tea ingredients u can literally just get from the woods. then all you need is water and fire, of course there was tee back then
@@buchstaben-suppe No there wasn't! The tea plant is native to Asia, it wasn't until they started trading with them (in the 1600s) that Tea was introduced to Europe. They may have had "hot herb water", but that's not technically tea. Or at least they wouldn't have called it "Tea".
"Oh my god you're not THE Mr Constantine of the Constantine family that practically owns this entire city? I thought you were a legend but here you are in the flesh air I am so honored to meet you" The shop owner said that in 7 fucking seconds
I appreciate the exposition. How else would I have known that he was THE Mr Constantine of the Constantine family that practically owns this entire city? I thought that was just a legend.
It's giving "oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you here you go, That's me, how much is it, it'll be $8, keep the change, hi doggy, you're my favorite customer."
I actually worked as a crew member on something similar to this for a few days. An instagram reel to promote an audio drama called "Magic Mafia." The script was completely insane and the strangest part was the producers were not there, but it was one of our jobs to maintain a live stream of everything we did, and they made us do last minute changes to the script constantly. That was so strange because you'd think the audio drama's plot would be written already? Anyways it was hilarious. A lot of real professionals working so hard to make this genuinely insane algorithmic feeling thing. I literally cannot imagine who the target audience actually is
Can you indulge more about the overall 'vibe' yall experienced? Like lines that dont make sense or awkward phrasing always make me laugh and wonder if anyone during the production felt similar. I'm sure some studios might give leeway in line delivery but sometimes I gotta wonder if constant script changes were from some business side lol
@jclantagne Some of these stories borrow plots from wattpad fanfics, so like them they just take whatever is popular at the time and run with it to the ground
I don't understand where the enemies in the enemies to lovers is, they meet in the forest, immediately are lovers, and then it takes like 3 seconds for Ethan to get over the fact she's a witch and then they're back together. Obviously the best cinematic writing ever.
I got it! She was an enemies before the sniff? Dogs only accept you after a sniff right? Right? (My mental joke is they're still stuck on werewolves because what sane human sniffs anyone)
Are they trying to tell us that Freya wouldn't know what juice is? The drink made by simply squashing fruits until they leak? That wouldn't be a word she knows??? JUICE?
Also, TEA??? I know that MAYYYBE it goes by different name, that's why she doesn't know it, but it literally is just hot water with things leafs or fruits or whatever put in it
Juice isn't a stantard drink in the middle ages. In fact, you could say it isn't a middle ages drink. The first juice type that became famous, lemon juice (aka lemonade), arrived in the late-15th century, long past the High middle ages. Juice is mainly a 18th/19th century creation, at least to the general public. Please, do your research before critizicing.
@@alisonmolina6670 She doesn't know what Vodka is. A slavic word for alcoholic medicines in the early 15th century. Also, tea (Chá) as a word comes from east asia, for drinks made of the "Tea plant" (Camellia sinensis), in the mid-16th century.
As an active watcher on reel short ( I watched two movies ) the storyline follows the same basic formula; girl, boy, girl get hair hurt/ get slapped, girl poor, girl clueless, boy help her, other bully girl, random plot twist for more content. Overall best app ever. Great writing and storylines. 😀
I feel like a 12-year old could write a much better story than that. This one feels like it was generated by an AI from library of the wattpad trending tags. AT BEST.
@@chefboyardeebeefaronilover what??? If anything we're making fun of ourselves as kids. Anyone who knows and makes fun of 12 y/o wattpat author stories knows it from experience 😂
My name's Ethan and I just finished working on a student film where an actor's name was Ethan and it's maybe the most I've heard my name while not referring to me
My name is one of the books in the Bible, and growing up in a Christian environment I heard my name but not directed at me so often that when I was younger I responded quicker to random nicknames than my actual name.
The scene with Ethan saying “would you accept my apology and I’ll stop apologizing” is somehow one of the funniest toxic man lines of dialogue I’ve ever seen in a show lol
Love that he jumps straight to vodka as the drink he serves her, not like wine or beer? or just water??? They drank water back then, they either just drank straight from the source, boiled it, or used ancient filtering technology like rocks and sand.
5:32 I’m sorry-and I’m not a medieval expert or nothing-but she doesn’t know what TEA is? Also ppl have literally been drinking alcoholic beverages since ancient times, he shouldn’t have to explain the effects of alcohol to her like she’s a child lol
Not knowing what Tea is would be correct for proper middle ages. It wasn't until the 1600s that Europe was introduced to it. Also, if it was about making her life really shitty until her powers released, then it makes sense they never gave her anything nice to drink.
The humor in your sponsored section delighted and amused me, and made me feel less weird about feeling equally picky about things that touch my feet. Sensory issues are so vexing.
Honestly the idea of "witch hunter and prisoner for witch sacrifice working together to dismantle a coven" would be such a cool concept. If only they actually went for that instead of whatever this plot is
I actually think this was the b or c plot of a standalone Marvel comics series in the 2010s. Or maybe an old Conan comic. But I've seen this done at least two other times I feel.
8:02 you know Stephanie, the first time you kicked the shit out of a consumer I was slightly concerned, the second time a costumer passed out I thought maybe something's wrong, the third time you beat the living daylight out of a customer I was like okay maybe I should do something about it. By the 7th time I was convinced I should definitely maybe perhaps do something, but I uh... forgot
My friend and I went to see Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters on a weekday afternoon and we were the only people in the theater. We got to heckle as loud as we wanted the whole time. Easily best theater experience I've ever had.
@@lilyphillips7083your probably not familiar with him but there is a siege TH-camd called Evan Braddock who removed his outro that he had for YEARS and his entire comment section relentlessly spammed him for like months until he put it back lmao
It's weird that a woman who is from a medieval setting apparently has no idea what tea is. Tea is one of the oldest drinks in human history, how can she not know what it is? Also, why wouldn't he just play it safe and offer her water?
@@Zorae42Zorae42 on her way to correct every wrong tea-take in the comments? I mean technically you're right and a lot of people actually don't know, but the concept of tea as hot, herbal-infused water is pretty universal.
@@paulgottliebglatzhaar4288 It's just incredibly frustrating seeing a bunch of ignorant people here. I am completely correct. "Herb infused water" may have existed, but they wouldn't have been calling it 'Tea' now would they?
@@Zorae42 No, but they also wouldn't be confused by tea as a drink. Same for Vodka and the concept of alcoholic liquor. And I don't think people are ignorant, if they would be, then there would be no purpose in explaining the history of tea.
@@paulgottliebglatzhaar4288 They would be confused if you offered them "Tea". Since that wasn't a thing yet! Ignorance is just a lack of knowledge, explaining the history of tea is exactly what to do to remedy it. And yeah, alcohol was a common thing. But it also looks like Vodka specifically wasn't first mentioned until near the end of medieval times. So that would also be confusing depending on what point they were aiming for.
the gag at 11:30 is one of the funniest things I've seen and I would 100% believe it's intentional if there was anything else good about this. But the fact that it might be unintetional is also very funny.
Dude I was convinced the people making it had to be intentionally putting gags since the painfully slow back up. It seems way too consistently funny to not be intentional. Either that or it’s genuinely in the so bad it’s good category.
Just want to say how much I appreciate the alcohol warning! I'm in recovery and although I'm not so easily tempted as to be triggered by a video, I haven't heard any other creator do this! Thanks Chadx2 u rock
that was pretty nice of the witch coven to abuse freya into unleashing her power you'd think that they would prefer to keep her powerless but they want her at her strongest how kind xx
I'm noticing a common theme amongst these shows. Main character is a person who does all the cleaning, then gets saved by a man and starts to live a slightly better life even though the guy is creepy as all heck
Feeding into the patriarchal mindset. He saves her - she is eternally grateful and becomes "his" so now he's looking like the good guy and boasting he "saved" her.
Whenever Chad Chad talks about previously being homeschooled, it brings me so much comfort knowing that I'm not the only kid who went thru that nonsense 😭. She is 100% my 1# comfort creator (Ik thats not on topic, but I just figured I'd share that
I hope you guys are doing better now that you're done with that homeschool crap! But for your own good, please be careful to not get too parasocial about stuff like this
I love going to fancy stores because they really give you that high-end, luxury experience of yelling at you, accusing you of stealing for just touching the merchandise, and physically attacking you. Also the free champagne
10:01 ladies, if this ever happens, you need to break out your own witch spells because nothing good happens getting dragged down a dark hallway by two dudes wearing a hood 💀
I've been a longtime fan of Bombas and I was gifted a pair of slippers years ago for Christmas, and your ad in a previous vid reminded me of them and now I wear them all the time, once again
6:33 I disagree. A weapon that works on weaker witches but doesn't work against super witches is actually really useful. It is 100% accidental but I actually love this small flaw because flaws are real and it gives more life to fantasy worlds. Maybe 90% of witches are lower witches and are affected by silver bane. For a witch hunter that's a pretty reliable weapon because most witches encountered are gonna be lower witches. The super witches would have to be hunted specifically anyway so would need more than one witch hunter and waay more preparation than just a bit of dust to throw at'em. So silver bane is amazing considering it destroys 90% of your enemies. Also as a fantasy nerd myself this "flaw" for the weapon allows for theorization like maybe silver bane is really easy to produce and hence a standard item to carry by all witch hunters even from the novice level since it is soo effective against a large swath of the enemy population. The stuff that is 100% effective is maybe really hard to come by and hence is given only to the best and/ veteran witch hunters who are gonna be the ones hunting the super witches.
It's really painful to me that this comment is more well thought out than the entire plot of this show. You should put the energy in this comment into creating bc smth this bad doesn't deserve it
surprised at the historical accuracy of her not being able to drink sprite but downing vodka. alcohol was basically their only option at one point in europe bc there wasn't clean water 😭
That's a myth. People did drink water as long as they thought it came from a good source (a clean stream or a well). And when they did drink alcohol, it would have been ale or wine, rather than vodka.
@@tomshraderd4915 did not say they drank absolutely 0 water and also didn't mean to imply it was mostly vodka that's just the alcohol that was in the video
Ah yes, fruit juice. A very modern invention. Liquids extracted from the fruit of a plany- many plants, even. I am so grateful for the invention of liquid fruit components in the year of our lord 2024.
8:05 Out of all the tropes in a romance story, this is one of my top five gagworthy tropes. "I'm sorry sir! I didn't recognize you! Please, do whatever you want cause you're so amazing almighty main character!"
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the B plot of Freya steadily becoming an alcoholic has me CRYINGGG 😭🤣
Girly has to cope somehow
She’s just a baddie with a phatty…she can’t possibly help it 😂😂
I hate when I go outside without my government mandated male and someone immediately runs up to me and starts pulling my hair and beating me up
Holding out for a Heeerrrooo......in squeaky leather Renfair armor...
This is why we need government-provided males to everyone, free of charge and funded by our taxpayer dollars. Get to work, Congress!
Yes just such a relatable experience
I could stumble out of the woods in squeaky leather if that helps.
this but unironically for women that live in ultra conservative places
the guy going "..🤨a car?" in full medieval garb is the funniest shit ever that might unironically be the best clip from the whole app
Twilight isekai
Why doesn't he just give her water? Like, that could possible blow her mind, clean drinking water. Why straight to sprite and VODKA???? Is HE the evil one?
Also did they not have any alcohol in yee olden times? Surely she'd understand what vodka is if he just explained it better? And why just encourage her alcohol addiction like come on man??
My guy pisses straight bladder stones
american
@@cozmicdoodles7167We've had alcohol since at least 3,100 B.C.E., beer was very easy to make. Vodka has been around since the 1400's C.E., so there's a chance she had already had it, or at least heard of it.
She also said she didn't know what tea and coffee were, even though obviously they'd both been around forever
“His parents were killed by evil wizards….. just like mine were 20 years ago”
I don’t know how I could possibly slip this into conversation but trust it will be done
I believe in you ❤
the way the store manager implied that the employee has attacked customers MULTIPLE TIMES 💀
Also in this very aggressive way. There must have been more to that than she just being an employee.
It's all about ✨the experience✨ in a Gucci store
EXACTLY WHAT I CAME HERE TO SAY LIKE WHAT 😭😭😭
Stephanie! That is the third time this month you've shot a customer in the gut! I'm sorry but you're fired!
Every time she sees a customer, she's filled with uncontrollable rage. She just has to body-slam them.
MC character traits:
-Drunk
-Stupid and utterly ignorant
-Likes clothes
-Gets beat up
Yeah she sounds compelling as hell.
She reminds me of my sister
additional MC traits:
-dogs out in the Gucci store
-dogs touching the Gucci floor
-not allowed in Gucci anymore
so, anime?
@@debdebberton dawgs***
You mean the demure, clueless, beautifull MC who grew up poor but is secretly the most powerfull being in the world?
8:00 I’m sorry, “TIME AND TIME AGAIN”?? How many times has this lady gotten away with assaulting customers hello????
no literally 😭
I could just imagine some little kids fooling around in the store and they just get bodyslammed by her
*_"You can't keep assaulting our customers time and time again..."_*
The staff member has done this _several times before._
I WAS WAITING FOR HER TO MENTION THIS LMAOO
I`m more surprised they had not fired her before!
Well yes. Isn't that totally normal?
the way that a mideval peasant would probably be VERY familiar with vodka and would be more confused why you’re drinking water and how you got it that clear
Eh maybeee, vodka came to be pretty much around the end of the medieval era in Europe
Medieval people mostly drank water where they could, mostly through rainwater. It was only when they didn't have clean water that they'd drink alcohol and even then the drinks that they had at the time had a far lower alcohol percentage.
Guys wells exist
Distillation is fairly modern. Beer, wine, sure, but liquor would be abnormal
"I have Tea-"
"I don't know what those are" TEA?? One of the oldest drinks in the world?? I'm crying.
"You can't keep doing this to customers" SHE REGULARLY ATTACKS CUSTOMERS AND SHE HASNT BEEN FIRED?? Retail dream.
Oldest drinks in Asia. It's only been in Europe since the 1600s - well past medieval times.
especially considering one of the practices people thought was witchcraft was mixing herbs with water for medicinal purposes 😭 you live in a witches coven and don't know what tea is??
@@Zorae42 what are you talking about of course there was tea in the middle ages. also popular for the healing process. and a lot of tea ingredients u can literally just get from the woods. then all you need is water and fire, of course there was tee back then
@@buchstaben-suppe No there wasn't! The tea plant is native to Asia, it wasn't until they started trading with them (in the 1600s) that Tea was introduced to Europe. They may have had "hot herb water", but that's not technically tea. Or at least they wouldn't have called it "Tea".
"Oh my god you're not THE Mr Constantine of the Constantine family that practically owns this entire city? I thought you were a legend but here you are in the flesh air I am so honored to meet you"
The shop owner said that in 7 fucking seconds
I appreciate the exposition. How else would I have known that he was THE Mr Constantine of the Constantine family that practically owns this entire city? I thought that was just a legend.
Shopkeep turned in to eminem just for exposition
Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
he 100% said "in the flesh and" meaning the captions just got his words wrong, which is almost even funnier lmfao
It's giving "oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you here you go, That's me, how much is it, it'll be $8, keep the change, hi doggy, you're my favorite customer."
5:54 Ah, yes, alcohol, the drink famously invented in modern times.
Real
In the next scene he explains that a heavy stick can be used to extend her reach and give her blows greater leverage.
Prohibition never happened. We all hallucinated that ala Mandela Effect.
@@anica2112 Prohibition in medieval times?
Yeah it's totally not like literally one of the first things that humans cultivated was alcohol
I actually worked as a crew member on something similar to this for a few days. An instagram reel to promote an audio drama called "Magic Mafia." The script was completely insane and the strangest part was the producers were not there, but it was one of our jobs to maintain a live stream of everything we did, and they made us do last minute changes to the script constantly. That was so strange because you'd think the audio drama's plot would be written already? Anyways it was hilarious. A lot of real professionals working so hard to make this genuinely insane algorithmic feeling thing. I literally cannot imagine who the target audience actually is
Can you indulge more about the overall 'vibe' yall experienced?
Like lines that dont make sense or awkward phrasing always make me laugh and wonder if anyone during the production felt similar. I'm sure some studios might give leeway in line delivery but sometimes I gotta wonder if constant script changes were from some business side lol
@jclantagne Some of these stories borrow plots from wattpad fanfics, so like them they just take whatever is popular at the time and run with it to the ground
Well it's an open secret that a lot of Chinese dramas are vehicles for money laundering so I wonder if that could apply for the situation you were in
I feel like whenever I see those Facebook ads about hiring actors for upcoming fantasy films, these are the outcome of those films.
everyone say "thank you chad chad"
HOLY FUCK GABI?
Thank you Chad Chad. Also, what's up Gabi, I love your videos as well. ❤
hello, gabi, fancy seeing you here
Thank you Chad Chad
“thank you chad chad!”
I don't understand where the enemies in the enemies to lovers is, they meet in the forest, immediately are lovers, and then it takes like 3 seconds for Ethan to get over the fact she's a witch and then they're back together. Obviously the best cinematic writing ever.
That's unfortunately TikTok and Booktok famous authors' idea of enemies to lovers nowadays.
Simple, if you haven't met them yet they are an enemy
If anything, they're lovers to enemies by the end XD
I got it! She was an enemies before the sniff? Dogs only accept you after a sniff right? Right? (My mental joke is they're still stuck on werewolves because what sane human sniffs anyone)
@ipostedthiscomment This is the way.
Are they trying to tell us that Freya wouldn't know what juice is? The drink made by simply squashing fruits until they leak? That wouldn't be a word she knows??? JUICE?
She doesn't even know ALCOHOL or tea, sis ain't living in the middle ages but in the beginning of civilization 😭😭💀
@@alisonmolina6670 not even that with how old alcohol is, like the ancient greeks had a god for it
Also, TEA??? I know that MAYYYBE it goes by different name, that's why she doesn't know it, but it literally is just hot water with things leafs or fruits or whatever put in it
Juice isn't a stantard drink in the middle ages. In fact, you could say it isn't a middle ages drink. The first juice type that became famous, lemon juice (aka lemonade), arrived in the late-15th century, long past the High middle ages. Juice is mainly a 18th/19th century creation, at least to the general public. Please, do your research before critizicing.
@@alisonmolina6670 She doesn't know what Vodka is. A slavic word for alcoholic medicines in the early 15th century. Also, tea (Chá) as a word comes from east asia, for drinks made of the "Tea plant" (Camellia sinensis), in the mid-16th century.
"No one can touch my feet except bomvbas and james mcavoy" youre so real for that.
As an active watcher on reel short ( I watched two movies ) the storyline follows the same basic formula; girl, boy, girl get hair hurt/ get slapped, girl poor, girl clueless, boy help her, other bully girl, random plot twist for more content. Overall best app ever. Great writing and storylines. 😀
this show is giving a 12year olds wattpad story that she made on her crusty tablet.
(edit: reading the tea in my replies 😭🙏)
Reminds me of 11 y/o me writing wattpat stories on my handmedown blackberry under the blankets
I feel like a 12-year old could write a much better story than that. This one feels like it was generated by an AI from library of the wattpad trending tags. AT BEST.
Can we, like, not make fun of literal children unprovoked? Please???
@@chefboyardeebeefaronilover what??? If anything we're making fun of ourselves as kids. Anyone who knows and makes fun of 12 y/o wattpat author stories knows it from experience 😂
No cause a wattpad story would be more entertaining than these boring slops
My name is Freyja, and im gonna be real, I never hear my own name, and hearing it be said so many times not addressing me is a crazy experience
gorgeous name
My name's Ethan and I just finished working on a student film where an actor's name was Ethan and it's maybe the most I've heard my name while not referring to me
I AM THE REDMANE FREYJA
@@ethanrabbitts9906Ayy great name. I haven't heard my name this much since ice age four
My name is one of the books in the Bible, and growing up in a Christian environment I heard my name but not directed at me so often that when I was younger I responded quicker to random nicknames than my actual name.
The scene with Ethan saying “would you accept my apology and I’ll stop apologizing” is somehow one of the funniest toxic man lines of dialogue I’ve ever seen in a show lol
Love that he jumps straight to vodka as the drink he serves her, not like wine or beer? or just water??? They drank water back then, they either just drank straight from the source, boiled it, or used ancient filtering technology like rocks and sand.
Thanks for that awesome breakdown of our Little Witch! Don’t worry🤫I promise you won’t end up in jail for spilling the details😁
holy shit
OH.
Oh god she’s going somewhere WORSE
Take out the emojis, replace them with "..." and this is the most threatening response...
It was nice knowing Chad Chad before she gets found dead in a ditch off the highway
*Meeting someone from the past with no knowledge of any drinks you listed.*
“Let’s give them vodka.”
“Oh sprite is too much? Let’s try famously easy to drink vodka””
@@deewreltih2124 Expensive vodka goes down smooth. But yeah, I would've gave them tea.
@jellojiggler1693 or like... why did he not even suggest water? Why straight to vodka???
wait wait time and time again? That woman has been harassing all her customers?
every single time a customer has walked into that store the woman charges like a chimp on adderall and tears them to shreds. sad.
@normalthang To SHREDS, you say!
I was looking for a comment about this! 😭
Right I was like how many times have they let her get away with this
@@normalthang that's so tragic. i can't believe they let her get away with this for so long. why did noone stop her?
5:32 I’m sorry-and I’m not a medieval expert or nothing-but she doesn’t know what TEA is? Also ppl have literally been drinking alcoholic beverages since ancient times, he shouldn’t have to explain the effects of alcohol to her like she’s a child lol
Even if she didn’t, I feel like juice is fairly self explanatory. Pretty sure fruit existed in years olden times.
and he described it with the word “zombie”… I don’t think she knows what a zombie is if she doesn’t even know what tea is, dude. lmao
The witches probably made her serve tea many times xD
Not knowing what Tea is would be correct for proper middle ages. It wasn't until the 1600s that Europe was introduced to it.
Also, if it was about making her life really shitty until her powers released, then it makes sense they never gave her anything nice to drink.
100% they had tea in Europe back then.
No coffee though.
The humor in your sponsored section delighted and amused me, and made me feel less weird about feeling equally picky about things that touch my feet. Sensory issues are so vexing.
8:47 not the dress to impress music😂
Honestly the idea of "witch hunter and prisoner for witch sacrifice working together to dismantle a coven" would be such a cool concept. If only they actually went for that instead of whatever this plot is
This show is chock full of potentially interesting ideas that are then executed in the worst way possible.
I actually think this was the b or c plot of a standalone Marvel comics series in the 2010s. Or maybe an old Conan comic. But I've seen this done at least two other times I feel.
8:02 you know Stephanie, the first time you kicked the shit out of a consumer I was slightly concerned, the second time a costumer passed out I thought maybe something's wrong, the third time you beat the living daylight out of a customer I was like okay maybe I should do something about it. By the 7th time I was convinced I should definitely maybe perhaps do something, but I uh... forgot
anyways… wait, are you THE MR CONSTATINE??? In the flesh air?!
I'm so dead 😭😭😂
She also mutilated a conservator, strangled a connoisseur, and viciously assaulted a consommé
everyday i shed a tear when my friends dont get my galvanized square steel references
Don’t worry. We all know you demolish and leave no rubble with those references 😔
Dw they just don't have their second aunt to borrows secure screws from, treat them kindly ❤
man face
i will NEVER let go of " girl you demolished and left no rubble 🔥‼️🫵🏻😍" and so should you
@@Lallalli99 🥰their loss
Thats like every single fucking plot in existence meshed together, i love it
And every single plot in thia has a plot hole of its own, this is art guys
the fact "tv" is now being made purposely to be watched fucking vertically on your damn phone is beyond depressing as a film major.
The acting. The story. The vodka. Truly, just, WHAT.
Craziest 'u up' from a youtuber like ma'am it's 2am 😭
hey u up
7 am here. It's a wake up call
i’m up tho 💔
It's 2pm for me lmao
Xdddddd yeah wtf
This looks like elaborate adult film without the fun part
10:30 "She's not moving" I wonder why 🤔 might be the vodka 🤷♀️
My friend and I went to see Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters on a weekday afternoon and we were the only people in the theater. We got to heckle as loud as we wanted the whole time. Easily best theater experience I've ever had.
11:10 i dont know what i was expecting when you said he sounded like he had a permanent cold but wow you werent joking
Make that a permanent cold with a smidge of smoking an entire pack of weed in one sitting and just having woken up from an afternoon nap.
@@angiewinchester3384 I think I like Darren now... Darren is the only real one dealing with all this bullshit...
its 7am currently but im totally gonna watch this while walking to school
6 am here
@@CharlesAnyomitse1995same
Same!!
Literally waiting on my bus lmfao
1:00am here 💀
Aww no "A Twing Of Cringe" today😭
Is an extra greeting situation all again 😔
It’s been years we gotta set her free
@@lilyphillips7083your probably not familiar with him but there is a siege TH-camd called Evan Braddock who removed his outro that he had for YEARS and his entire comment section relentlessly spammed him for like months until he put it back lmao
This isn't a twinge or cringe it's a full body shudder of cringe.
It's because this ain't cringe. It's cinema
8:25 flesh prince of bel-aire
Me, Batman going to the Batcave (my room) to observe the rising crime rates (watching Chad Chad) with Alfred (my dog)
It's weird that a woman who is from a medieval setting apparently has no idea what tea is. Tea is one of the oldest drinks in human history, how can she not know what it is? Also, why wouldn't he just play it safe and offer her water?
Tea is the oldest drink in Asia. It wasn't introduced to Europe until the 1600s - well past medieval times
@@Zorae42Zorae42 on her way to correct every wrong tea-take in the comments? I mean technically you're right and a lot of people actually don't know, but the concept of tea as hot, herbal-infused water is pretty universal.
@@paulgottliebglatzhaar4288 It's just incredibly frustrating seeing a bunch of ignorant people here. I am completely correct. "Herb infused water" may have existed, but they wouldn't have been calling it 'Tea' now would they?
@@Zorae42 No, but they also wouldn't be confused by tea as a drink. Same for Vodka and the concept of alcoholic liquor.
And I don't think people are ignorant, if they would be, then there would be no purpose in explaining the history of tea.
@@paulgottliebglatzhaar4288 They would be confused if you offered them "Tea". Since that wasn't a thing yet! Ignorance is just a lack of knowledge, explaining the history of tea is exactly what to do to remedy it.
And yeah, alcohol was a common thing. But it also looks like Vodka specifically wasn't first mentioned until near the end of medieval times. So that would also be confusing depending on what point they were aiming for.
the gag at 11:30 is one of the funniest things I've seen and I would 100% believe it's intentional if there was anything else good about this. But the fact that it might be unintetional is also very funny.
Dude I was convinced the people making it had to be intentionally putting gags since the painfully slow back up. It seems way too consistently funny to not be intentional. Either that or it’s genuinely in the so bad it’s good category.
I kept hitting your time stamp trying to open the comments. I was already on 11:30 and thought it was glitching 😂😂
I don't see or at least don't get the goof?
@@FirstNameBunchANumbers that it keeps suddenly switching to the same sound clip
YES YES YES!! When I saw ads for this I was like “Chad chad has to see this” lmaooo
7:24 I wish I could just yell “stop” at customers sometimes. Like why are you opening that sealed package? Are you dumb?
11:15 darren's response killed me 💀
"Aight 🤠"
Just want to say how much I appreciate the alcohol warning! I'm in recovery and although I'm not so easily tempted as to be triggered by a video, I haven't heard any other creator do this! Thanks Chadx2 u rock
Best wishes for your recovery
that was pretty nice of the witch coven to abuse freya into unleashing her power
you'd think that they would prefer to keep her powerless but they want her at her strongest how kind xx
6:59 "PARENTS"🗣️
I HATED the way he said that!!!
this makes me feel better about my own writing 😭😭
8:10 By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's Mr Constantine I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!
Nothing is better than a Chad Chad video at 2:16am- The worst enemies to lovers.. this is exactly what I needed. 🥺💛 thank you Chad Chad
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I'm noticing a common theme amongst these shows. Main character is a person who does all the cleaning, then gets saved by a man and starts to live a slightly better life even though the guy is creepy as all heck
It's aping from Cinderella. It's both lazy storytelling and insulting storytelling.
Feeding into the patriarchal mindset. He saves her - she is eternally grateful and becomes "his" so now he's looking like the good guy and boasting he "saved" her.
late night chad chad video? hell yeah!!
Late night, its early morning for me 😔
@@flothedutchie1622 just go back to sleep goof ball
@@yucky-yucky got school man
@@flothedutchie1622 drop out nerd
@@yucky-yucky but im gonna need that degree ):
Didn't expect to hear James McAvoy's name here lol but you're real for that and I appreciate it 😌💕💕💕
"I've got a strong presence a couple blocks away from you."
"They're going to be a pile of charred ash!"
".. alright."
Darren is a real one.
The first note of the sonic adventure 2 opening music used at 5:08 made me feel like a sleeper agent hearing my trigger phrase or something. Maria
I'm this way with live and learn
Whenever Chad Chad talks about previously being homeschooled, it brings me so much comfort knowing that I'm not the only kid who went thru that nonsense 😭. She is 100% my 1# comfort creator (Ik thats not on topic, but I just figured I'd share that
Yess! I found out she was homeschooled and was so excited. I’ve not had a great experience and it’s nice having someone to relate to.
I hope you guys are doing better now that you're done with that homeschool crap! But for your own good, please be careful to not get too parasocial about stuff like this
Being homeschooled is not "crappy"!
-A fellow homeschooled kid
@@Anushka-h9p debatable and very much subjective
@@336Trolololololololo
Yeah.
For some people it is, but don't generalise and claim that being homeschooled is horrible
As I was looking for something to watch while I was eating, thank you Chad Chad 🙏
I love going to fancy stores because they really give you that high-end, luxury experience of yelling at you, accusing you of stealing for just touching the merchandise, and physically attacking you. Also the free champagne
Your editing is so good, you absolutely have to do more of these.
As a recovering addict, I'm so happy to see someone warning us! Take notes youtube!!
“Is that a rocket launcher?” 11:55
13:50 "they start making out immediately"
So romantic to see someone threatening you only to kiss them
Main dude: They’re gonna be charred ash.
Darren: Alright. 😎
🤣🤣
5:18 ty for the warning!!! i did watch it, but i really appreciate the heads up!!
I woke up to my dogs hot fish breath in my face and at first I was mad but now I realize she was just telling me that you posted a new video.
the way this was uploaded right as my shift at work finished... that feels like a divine act.
10:01 ladies, if this ever happens, you need to break out your own witch spells because nothing good happens getting dragged down a dark hallway by two dudes wearing a hood 💀
3:04 AHHHHH YES HE'S SO FIT
I've been a longtime fan of Bombas and I was gifted a pair of slippers years ago for Christmas, and your ad in a previous vid reminded me of them and now I wear them all the time, once again
6:33 I disagree. A weapon that works on weaker witches but doesn't work against super witches is actually really useful. It is 100% accidental but I actually love this small flaw because flaws are real and it gives more life to fantasy worlds.
Maybe 90% of witches are lower witches and are affected by silver bane. For a witch hunter that's a pretty reliable weapon because most witches encountered are gonna be lower witches. The super witches would have to be hunted specifically anyway so would need more than one witch hunter and waay more preparation than just a bit of dust to throw at'em.
So silver bane is amazing considering it destroys 90% of your enemies.
Also as a fantasy nerd myself this "flaw" for the weapon allows for theorization like maybe silver bane is really easy to produce and hence a standard item to carry by all witch hunters even from the novice level since it is soo effective against a large swath of the enemy population. The stuff that is 100% effective is maybe really hard to come by and hence is given only to the best and/ veteran witch hunters who are gonna be the ones hunting the super witches.
It's really painful to me that this comment is more well thought out than the entire plot of this show.
You should put the energy in this comment into creating bc smth this bad doesn't deserve it
honestly good point
“A car” 🤨
(100% respect for your sickass insight, this show doesn’t deserve it lol
My biggest gripe with this scene is they call powerful witches "super witches"
1:18 first scene already looks like an intro to an adult movie
waitt is ur pfp from a Link r34 video?😭🙏🏽
@@g528jsp my moneys on fugtrup
Chad I’m struggling really bad lately and seeing you uploaded gave me joy I haven’t felt in a while thanks girl
the kim possible ringtone is my text tone so i genuinely thought my phone went off at 11:02 😅🤦🏾😂
Just stumbled over this channel and I do think I am in need for more of this.
9:31 "they also go on cute outings together, like going to the liquor store" LITERALLY ME AND MY BOYFRIEND HELP
Mood.
1:02 I agree...not because you took a screenshot, but because you paid 40 dollars to watch that show.
The James McAvoy obsession is so relatable
surprised at the historical accuracy of her not being able to drink sprite but downing vodka. alcohol was basically their only option at one point in europe bc there wasn't clean water 😭
That's a myth. People did drink water as long as they thought it came from a good source (a clean stream or a well). And when they did drink alcohol, it would have been ale or wine, rather than vodka.
@@tomshraderd4915 did not say they drank absolutely 0 water and also didn't mean to imply it was mostly vodka that's just the alcohol that was in the video
My friend writes for them and he is NOT PROUD
Ah yes, fruit juice. A very modern invention. Liquids extracted from the fruit of a plany- many plants, even. I am so grateful for the invention of liquid fruit components in the year of our lord 2024.
Why did he pull the car up on the front steps? Car go in garage rich man!
Your hair is so gorgeous, I’m loving this style
Even if it's a good wig, Chad Chad needs to drop the brand or link, I want one 😩
chad you literally stunned me when i opened this video looking gorgeous queen
13:35 Underrated joke
These tiktok films are always so cringey 😭 the acting is like watching those really awkward highschool education films 😂😂
Did they even try and stop her from running away from the ritual? What type of kidnappers just let their captives escape
I had just run out of new commentary videos to watch. Perfect timing
Those socks look really nice, but I can't afford them even with the discount
I am so addicted to these movies on daily motion it feels so sinister to enjoy i have watched the same plot atleast 6 times with a different cast 😂😂
Best commercial for socks ever because people don't understand texture matters. I'm buying a pair just because of the way you describe them ❤
13:08 it gave me a lot of joy hearing Breath of the Wild music and Pokemon Mystery Dungeon music used almost back-to-back. It's the little things.
8:05 Out of all the tropes in a romance story, this is one of my top five gagworthy tropes. "I'm sorry sir! I didn't recognize you! Please, do whatever you want cause you're so amazing almighty main character!"
8:45 I was playing DTI without a sound and got jumpscared 😭😭😭😭😭
I rly like the SFX you use. super mario 64 and spongebob are incredibly worldly and cultural references
I’ve never felt more seen before the James McAvoy comments