School Slander Part 2

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  • @linski5920
    @linski5920 ปีที่แล้ว +8920

    A janitor is actually more physically fit than an average P.E teacher in real life.

    • @jkf7576
      @jkf7576 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      Sometimes but my pe teacher was built a hell man was doing push up before the class even started he was pretty chill most of the time i still have fond memories of him

    • @beefchopstick
      @beefchopstick ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@jkf7576 mine is also the same thing

    • @pvc988
      @pvc988 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Well, the janitor does some actual physical activities (work).

    • @breadpitt3369
      @breadpitt3369 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My p.e teacher is petite and the other is muscular

    • @aarepelaa1142
      @aarepelaa1142 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Both of the PE teachers in my school are pretty much jacked, i mean in Finland you need to go to a special university or whatever for that kinda stuff, actually both of them are teachers on the health knowledge stuff whatever it's actually called aswell.

  • @Yeeterminator
    @Yeeterminator ปีที่แล้ว +9417

    One time there was a robber who had come into our school, both the P.E teachers and the janitors were there at the time. Apparently one of the teachers saw the robber, and started chasing him. A janitor heard the shouts and starting chasing the robber too. It was the janitor who caught the robber. Other witnesses said he was running faster than the teacher.

    • @kazimobasher
      @kazimobasher ปีที่แล้ว +1865

      they should've hired the janitor as the pe teacher lmao

    • @somegdplayer4039
      @somegdplayer4039 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

      Average school janitor:

    • @Bodya_CN
      @Bodya_CN ปีที่แล้ว +837

      What a chad

    • @ddas7974
      @ddas7974 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      Janitor supremacy

    • @leoxic6203
      @leoxic6203 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who the fuck robs a school?

  • @Xraviz
    @Xraviz ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The bullying part is too true. The school administration even tells the next school that you’re a bullying victim.
    What do they do about it though? You get moved around, while the bullies stays and bullies someone else after you.
    Going to school was complete bs sometimes with even teachers bullying students.
    I loved school in between the dark times though, some teachers were really great.

    • @XxweirdosxX
      @XxweirdosxX 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lmfao they don’t do shit fr. I went to the same school for 6 years now and got bullied in 5 years of it. In that timeframe we changed countless teachers and everytime I was asked to suck it up or had to listen to some emotional speech teachers gave to students that did absolutely nothing. They didn’t even get punished lmfao, thats kinda pathetic don’t you think?

  • @banana9696
    @banana9696 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Don't forget that one troublemaker somehow being friends with all the teachers.

  • @generaltank6634
    @generaltank6634 ปีที่แล้ว +8150

    As someone that is going back to school soon, this is incredibly accurate. However, you did forget to add that whenever you zone out in math class for 1 second, the whole class switches to a completely different topic.
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes. I appreciate it a lot.

    • @jul_wac
      @jul_wac ปีที่แล้ว +566

      This is especially true in college. Oh, you daydreamed for 1 second? Whoops, we already proved 100 identities, introduced a new number system and found out that pi is in fact 3

    • @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043
      @mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      i thought i was the only one who had suffer from this, turns out i'm not

    • @daniel30855
      @daniel30855 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 Same, I always thought I was just slow.

    • @jul_wac
      @jul_wac ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@mostdefinitelynotadurian1043 The problem is there exist no "bla bla bla" in Maths. Literally *everything* matters there

    • @caenir
      @caenir ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jul_wac Just rewind the video.

  • @awacslongcaster4289
    @awacslongcaster4289 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    The most useful thing I learned in school:
    *"Never trust people"*

    • @pandachaoz
      @pandachaoz ปีที่แล้ว +168

      imagine trusting virtual people more than rl people
      oh wait, I actually do 💀

    • @branislavradojevic7898
      @branislavradojevic7898 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      true

    • @MITHRIL_GOD
      @MITHRIL_GOD ปีที่แล้ว +41

      For me it was to hold my bladder for hours at a time

    • @pandachaoz
      @pandachaoz ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @X4TERUMI mood

    • @definitelynotcharaznable7749
      @definitelynotcharaznable7749 ปีที่แล้ว

      @X4TERUMI hence why people don't care about you

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    All of that and no school shooters mentioned. I'm impressed!

    • @LuckyNoSkid
      @LuckyNoSkid 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LMFAO

  • @youraveragephesh3173
    @youraveragephesh3173 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I swear to god when I walk into class everyone's just awaiting me and treats me like a freaking celebrity

  • @shaneiix6860
    @shaneiix6860 ปีที่แล้ว +4961

    I can definitely confirm how damn packed the hallways in school are, especially considering the fact that kids who chat in the hall and don’t move out the way exist.

    • @bmprimer7809
      @bmprimer7809 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      you don't always get to be in the same classes as your friends, so its rather expected that they take their freetime inbetween classes to talk to each other, and when i was in school the teachers got into their classrooms when we did, so we had no choice but to wait outside it

    • @rogue_0314
      @rogue_0314 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Yeah, the talking is fine but they ALWAYS find the worst possible spot. Half the time they stand IN THE DOOR to class and then get pissy when you as to slip by them

    • @crsece5463
      @crsece5463 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@rogue_0314 same as well, swear to God they really love leaning in the door.

    • @QUBIQUBED
      @QUBIQUBED ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@rogue_0314 literally next to a wall or sumn: eww no!
      NEXT TO THE DOOR WHERE YOU HAVE TO WALK TO: heck yeah!

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Good thing that I usually tackle them. Or sometimes literally bring my bike to the hallway just to make sure I got a way. I do get punished tho.

  • @kazimobasher
    @kazimobasher ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    as a person who exists, i can confirm this is true.

    • @arb4586
      @arb4586 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      As a person who will no longer exist, i can confirm thi

    • @joisaita6522
      @joisaita6522 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@arb4586 😟

    • @danielperales3958
      @danielperales3958 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @X4TERUMI tumarjibasaun

    • @angshunav9519
      @angshunav9519 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danielperales3958 wifelinloof

    • @Philador66
      @Philador66 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@angshunav9519 estelifterbraun

  • @imakelegostuff8684
    @imakelegostuff8684 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    As someone with autism, I can definitely understand and say that the special ed meme is what some kids in special ed did. One kid yelled and cursed all the time at the special ed teacher, oh the good fun days when people had such short tempers.

    • @gyakushulivi3893
      @gyakushulivi3893 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As someone with asperger, same

    • @dieguitoc1050
      @dieguitoc1050 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As someone who’s in sped ed it happened before

    • @j.hproductions1086
      @j.hproductions1086 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao I’m slightly autistic but I had to go into a sped class and it felt kindergarten all over again 😂

    • @hbofamilyjamfanatic
      @hbofamilyjamfanatic ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro I have autism as well

    • @hazakurasuyama9016
      @hazakurasuyama9016 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s what it was like in middle school, things are a bit different in highschool though but I’m still special ed (not that kind though)

  • @marcustumilba4761
    @marcustumilba4761 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The most useful thing we learned in school hits really hard because in school we learn the world is but a dark existence and the cruelty of society is but a sin to the universe. Having learnt this as early as school was extremely useful for our survival and worth it’s weight in gold (ideas weighing nothing making it worthless)

  • @Nobody-iv2ot
    @Nobody-iv2ot ปีที่แล้ว +820

    And when you defend yourself from the bully, it’s somehow your fault.

    • @ccfrt7302
      @ccfrt7302 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      This sentence brought back some old and aggravating memories for me.

    • @Gr4ceful4life
      @Gr4ceful4life ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Don’t you fucking dare make me remember that one disgustingly unfair memory of mine, I am done of just being reminded of it

    • @ghosthegoated
      @ghosthegoated ปีที่แล้ว

      @texty kill him while u can

    • @imbatrossthescrub2096
      @imbatrossthescrub2096 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @texty as a guy who went through that, yes, it will cause problems. try to focus on ways to build up your self confidence. look up DBT strategies and positive self talk strategies in the near future so this doesn't spiral into something worse

    • @imbatrossthescrub2096
      @imbatrossthescrub2096 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@srb-4g0-b2k17 it's because teachers are paid to teach children, not study law and do moral backflips for their social issues. They know that the bully is going to lie and victimize themselves, so it's going to be way harder to prove what they did. You essentially have to force it, derailing the schedules of grown adults ranging from teachers to principals, for an extremely minor offense. So in a way, pretending the event didn't happen or punishing those who fight back is a way of de-escalating the situation and hoping they both grow up and figure out the wrongs for themselves. But that means that anybody can just beat the shit out of anyone with no consequence, and some take advantage of that. Honestly it's a problem with no clear solution other than to learn how to fend for yourself, and though I don't think learning that is a bad thing, some people either don't get the message or are in over their head, and that's when it gets REALLY bad.

  • @jul_wac
    @jul_wac ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Most useful thing you learnt in school definitely is
    "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But do you know what the power sorse is

    • @chefandmusician9170
      @chefandmusician9170 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also that Singapore is a country and island, so is Australia
      Probably

    • @ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago
      @ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being able to pronounce and know such thing makes you go high to moon lol

    • @ateslaengineer4120
      @ateslaengineer4120 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wooah bro i also remember it .

    • @freepalestinanow
      @freepalestinanow ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ateslaengineer4120 Your name is offensive. Islam is the truth no matter what you say or accept!

  • @user-cy2jb3ss6b
    @user-cy2jb3ss6b ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i swear. the school hallways one is very much relatable. my school, well... they start a whole marathon screaming, and pushing each other just to get lunch that's not even good.

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead ปีที่แล้ว

      Better than clogging up the hallway in a giant circle talking like you're entitled to stop people from feeding themselves. Hope you weren't one of those kids.

  • @joetheginger8750
    @joetheginger8750 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honest to god this is probably one of the best slander vids I've seen. Good choice for the clips used lmao.

  • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
    @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    As a Person who was in High School, this isn’t just slander, IT’S FAX

    • @Helpadoggoreachsubs
      @Helpadoggoreachsubs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's slander

    • @Reko672
      @Reko672 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Helpadoggoreachsubs your mom

    • @weltschmerzistofthaufig2440
      @weltschmerzistofthaufig2440 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Helpadoggoreachsubs According to the Oxford English Dictionary: "the action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation." Of course, this is certainly not adhered to by most "slander" videos, for only people, not entities or organisations, can be slandered.

    • @davidamaral9225
      @davidamaral9225 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weltschmerzistofthaufig2440 Straight out of the Internet

    • @weltschmerzistofthaufig2440
      @weltschmerzistofthaufig2440 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidamaral9225 I credited the OED for providing the exact definition.

  • @evangelos4346
    @evangelos4346 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    I think the most useful thing I learned in school is to think twice about source trustworthiness.

    • @milantosic
      @milantosic ปีที่แล้ว +65

      true i still remember that stupid 4th grade "if we were 1km closer to the sun we who'd all die and we were 1km further we who'd freeze isn't god amazing." even as a stupid kid i felt like its full of shit .

    • @kriszhadvice4176
      @kriszhadvice4176 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Pro Semite no

    • @kriszhadvice4176
      @kriszhadvice4176 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Pro Semite no

    • @TheSwedishHistorian
      @TheSwedishHistorian ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Pro Semite indeed my fellow deus vulter

    • @mikecoxlong4805
      @mikecoxlong4805 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Pro Semite indeed He is amazing

  • @gonernotloner
    @gonernotloner ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can’t forget that when you zone out of math class for even a second suddenly the class has gone from basic addition to learning how to invent time travel

  • @MxCartney_Lou
    @MxCartney_Lou ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I was in special education classes, and I hate to agree but you’re completely correct….some of those people are insane

    • @RJSEj
      @RJSEj ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude. They're not insane. They can't control it. I'm autistic and my body just does random things there and then. Please don't call special ed kids insane.

    • @Shxdeo
      @Shxdeo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RJSEj i mean are they wrong

  • @Gyyghhhhjjjkk
    @Gyyghhhhjjjkk ปีที่แล้ว +218

    You forgot English teacher overanalysing for 30 minutes on one specific word in a book that’s 300 pages long

    • @lightingthief4482
      @lightingthief4482 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Imagine dealing with this for a whole semester on Romeo and Juliet....

    • @Gyyghhhhjjjkk
      @Gyyghhhhjjjkk ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@lightingthief4482 also of mice and men where one sentence from crooks somehow relates to other things other than racism

    • @Generic_Gaming_Channel
      @Generic_Gaming_Channel ปีที่แล้ว +16

      English teachers hyperanalysing the word "the" in a book that's 600 pages long

    • @oZqdiac
      @oZqdiac ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In this comment, we can see the commenter’s description of how long an analysis can be through a time adjective, which can indicate that the commenter could be using a hyperbole to depict their annoyance.

    • @gamechanger-yz9sj
      @gamechanger-yz9sj ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oZqdiac this is how i would write in order to hit those word limits

  • @timetravelingtraveler
    @timetravelingtraveler ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I learnt two useful things at school:
    • How to fall asleep with my eyes open
    • How to fall asleep at any moment

    • @lightingthief4482
      @lightingthief4482 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And how to blink for a second and the class somehow went 15 minutes ahead of what you remembered. Good times

    • @stuffylockmiller3918
      @stuffylockmiller3918 ปีที่แล้ว

      true but how mf

  • @pgpsucksatrivalsxd7229
    @pgpsucksatrivalsxd7229 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the videos by a long time, it has content, simply the video ever made

  • @ultraexcalibur1728
    @ultraexcalibur1728 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As the Special Ed Kid I can confirm I got Bullied

  • @joshadeniji6352
    @joshadeniji6352 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    As a person with no friends, I can confirm that this is so true.

    • @granzedora
      @granzedora ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Especially the loner meme

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock ปีที่แล้ว +3

      L

    • @AverageGuy2002
      @AverageGuy2002 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have some almost friends and lot of acquaintances as a veteran sleep deprived person with a 6 years of experience, talking to people when your brain is not in good condition im trying to break this cycle as it's affect my overall lifestyle from how you socialize and pov in life is almost full of constant negative thoughts that drive you more in the rabbit hole of helplessness

    • @VitaliyMilonov
      @VitaliyMilonov ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really. I submitted su!с1d3 notes several times and teachers didn't give a damn.

    • @VitaliyMilonov
      @VitaliyMilonov ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@notttakenHD I mean, why would they care? They got sleep to catch after work, while also not forgetting to maintain basic needs, and one dead loser wouldn't have made a big difference.

  • @ommnon
    @ommnon ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:21 they give you an a+ for the great dramatic writing

  • @Dakegoat28385
    @Dakegoat28385 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is so underrated and this is so relatable.

  • @nathaliejeudy7907
    @nathaliejeudy7907 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t even explain how accurate this is, really!

  • @WARRIORS4LIFE
    @WARRIORS4LIFE ปีที่แล้ว +94

    i can confirm that the school lunches come straight out of the toilet

    • @chefandmusician9170
      @chefandmusician9170 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe in 🇨🇵🇯🇵🇧🇷🇨🇷 it's great

    • @mrgamerthebest
      @mrgamerthebest ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chefandmusician9170 what?

    • @jorgeeduardodussanvillanue46
      @jorgeeduardodussanvillanue46 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chefandmusician9170 🇨🇴 Too, when the government actually provides it, sometimes it doesn't arrive 💀

    • @Unforgiving_Eye
      @Unforgiving_Eye ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao reading these hilarious comments always makes my day

    • @waltuhpyda
      @waltuhpyda ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I haven't eaten at school for 3 years now and don't plan to for the two years I've got left

  • @dirk1998
    @dirk1998 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Alot of this isn't even slander it's just the truth, and as someone who has graduated let me tell all the younger kids, you don't retain or use any of the shit you learned in school. Pick something you like and pursue that, dedicate yourself to a topic that interests you school is a completely failed system.

    • @cdlp6793
      @cdlp6793 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As an ESL I learned English in school, it helps a lot

    • @hangonsapto2338
      @hangonsapto2338 ปีที่แล้ว

      Without school you can't count ypur finger

    • @zebra4883
      @zebra4883 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You use about 10% of what you learn in school

    • @BlackoutGootraxian
      @BlackoutGootraxian ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@hangonsapto2338 Honestly thats bullshit, this is not believable but i was able to READ and do basic math BEFORE school. I went through elementary and let me tell you i didnt learn shit. Its all about memory and how well you can repeat stuff. After memorizing it and writing it down you will forget it. School is extremely obsolete in my opinion

    • @dirk1998
      @dirk1998 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Muhammad Hanzo History is an important subject and it is one of my favorites, sadly schools gloss over it. Ever since I had graduated learning history on spare time has taught me more than school ever did. I'm not saying the subjects school teaches are all useless I'm saying for the most part the education system specifically in the west fails to teach effectively or correctly.

  • @ewanawanga
    @ewanawanga ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The most useful thing I learned in school is actually that Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @RandomGuyYouShouldSubTo
    @RandomGuyYouShouldSubTo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This helped me mentally

  • @wjbt3
    @wjbt3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Me whenever the quiet kid unzips his backpack: 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

    • @captainlevi5059
      @captainlevi5059 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      USA moment

    • @kapilreang
      @kapilreang ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'Murica' moment

    • @VR-F
      @VR-F ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cant relate, im a quiet kid in asia

  • @Uni-7
    @Uni-7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Completely accurate. I also think “the girls having a straight out brawl at 7am” would have been a nice edition

    • @lightingthief4482
      @lightingthief4482 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mix in the occasional food fight and those who talk back to teachers and that's my old school

    • @0gammag0
      @0gammag0 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see your catfight and I raise you the two wannabe gangsters that throw each other into lockers because on looked at the other’s girlfriend

    • @Uni-7
      @Uni-7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0gammag0 cat fight?

    • @0gammag0
      @0gammag0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Uni-7 The girls at my school are all the prissy types who would rather fix their hair than fight, so when they do it’s really sloppy and wild

  • @gregtaschdjian3651
    @gregtaschdjian3651 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For me, the main thing school taught me was to shut and listen to whoever has more power than you. Otherwise yeah, I remember close to none of the things I learned.

    • @gamechanger-yz9sj
      @gamechanger-yz9sj ปีที่แล้ว

      School taught me how to be a slave/employee

  • @JustYourAverageGamer87
    @JustYourAverageGamer87 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a bully victim this hits too hard, I felt really betrayed by half of my " friends " in 8th grade and even got jumped while playing soccer. School system didn't do hell, though thankfully in high school things are good

  • @jayjay-the-girl
    @jayjay-the-girl ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I remember the one thing I never related to was the gym teacher one. My gym teacher in elementary school was actually very fit, he had muscular limbs and even his annual assistants looked very fit. My middle and high school teacher also looks fit, but she does get a few cramps due to being “old” (she’s not even 40 yet)

    • @talphazero1036
      @talphazero1036 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      30+ years of alive means you've been using your muscles for 30+ years. And back pain isn't subject to age, it's subject to work and affects everyone differently

    • @Anreii
      @Anreii ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah all the gym teachers I ever had were pretty fit, and that's after being to 3 dif highschools

    • @EstebanW-zu8xb
      @EstebanW-zu8xb ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same all of my gym teachers were fit

  • @rynxation5797
    @rynxation5797 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    the amount of times i got hit around in the school hallways

    • @joisaita6522
      @joisaita6522 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You got hit? A senior guy was pole dancing with the door and he didn't saw me coming through his way then he smacked just below my neck so fcking hard I thought I almost died. Though he made sure I'm alright and apologised a lot cuz nobody wants to catch a case lmao.

    • @thefastcommenter7774
      @thefastcommenter7774 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw man that's horrible. This video will cheer you up though th-cam.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/w-d-xo.html

    • @MITHRIL_GOD
      @MITHRIL_GOD ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thefastcommenter7774 That’s a rickroll. I recognise that link 👁

    • @thefastcommenter7774
      @thefastcommenter7774 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MITHRIL_GOD Dang it

    • @rynxation5797
      @rynxation5797 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thefastcommenter7774 nice try 🤣

  • @eurasiaacaci.-110
    @eurasiaacaci.-110 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The most valuable lesson I learn from high school is that don't easily trust someone even though they look confident saying it. One time, there is this teacher who is confidently saying that the dead sea is located in Africa

  • @OrdinaryGoomba
    @OrdinaryGoomba ปีที่แล้ว

    when you brang up hallways that hit the spot in my brain making me say i live the same

  • @306Sea
    @306Sea ปีที่แล้ว +147

    As a person who has indeed gone to school before, I can confirm that slobbering idiots will rather record someone getting beat up and post it on tiktok for a small amount of internet clout than actually step in and do something.
    I am so fricking glad that app is getting taken down. A little too late, I already lost my faith in humanity.

    • @gabriel-de8yv
      @gabriel-de8yv ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wait, TikTok is being taken down? One can only wish.

    • @sharkwithnotoes3051
      @sharkwithnotoes3051 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gabriel-de8yv trump was gonna do it, but a corrupt democracy fails it's people once again.

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought it getting taken down was just some rumor like two years ago? Actually happening now?

    • @inauinalu8640
      @inauinalu8640 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its not only tiktok though, it tiktok didnt exists people would probably upload it to youtube instead

    • @therealmeme6174
      @therealmeme6174 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well I wouldn't do any of this stuff because the only social media I really have is discord which are for game updates.

  • @acesec7343
    @acesec7343 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    the only thing i learned from school is reading, simple math and the rest is learned from the internet

    • @skyral4137
      @skyral4137 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you're going into the stem field you need to study the science and math alot.

  • @l3yq
    @l3yq ปีที่แล้ว

    this made my day

  • @maxgamingyt1553
    @maxgamingyt1553 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *bro seriously the school hallway is SOOO relatable!!*
    *Edit: Okay EVERYTHING is relatable!*

  • @blocky2394
    @blocky2394 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I gotta say this is inaccurate, why wouldn't you need to calculate Tyler's Algebraic Equation
    while cooking salmon?

    • @weltschmerzistofthaufig2440
      @weltschmerzistofthaufig2440 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know you're joking and all, but algebra's pretty neat.

    • @RedoAll
      @RedoAll ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly algebra is pretty easy

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like how out of all the useless topics you could have chosen from, you chose the one topic that's actually apply able to real life and used everyday by lots of people.

    • @sharkwithnotoes3051
      @sharkwithnotoes3051 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @The Supreme Leader but your education isn't

    • @janfgfdx5165
      @janfgfdx5165 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RedoAll for you

  • @xxdomixx1085
    @xxdomixx1085 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    00:04 is so correct.
    The food thing is something I don't know. We were a small school with only 800 students in high school. During lunch we walked about 4 minutes to a nearby grocery store and bought something there. The store was prepared for a few hundred people coming go grab something for lunch everyday, so it was actually not bad.

  • @nirbhayvaish3591
    @nirbhayvaish3591 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The most useful we have learnt from school is how to hold your shit for 6 hours straight

    • @IKYICK
      @IKYICK ปีที่แล้ว +8

      heck yes

  • @kynilix
    @kynilix ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And that, my fellow watchers, is a pure exemple of the effects that not listening at any point or time in school and not learning anything makes you do.

    • @sasori6417
      @sasori6417 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean yo grammar?

  • @just4bigguyswithinternetac657
    @just4bigguyswithinternetac657 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As someone who lives in Detroit, I can confirm that a our schools have more guns in them then a shooting range

    • @Plab365
      @Plab365 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad but accurate.
      I live in Florida and the whole state is basically one licensed shooting range, and unfortunately that extends to the schools as well :(

    • @SamLeroSberg
      @SamLeroSberg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Plab365 I live in Asia and I confirm we students bring nunchucks to school everyday

  • @Chloe11501
    @Chloe11501 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i just relived my entire school year by watching this

  • @BumbleBee-wi3cf
    @BumbleBee-wi3cf ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The one thing that stuck out for me in school was that guy in the math book who had infinite number of goods... and turned out to share the exact same name as you. You got your 15 seconds of fame when people praised you and shame when asked to answer the question but failed miserably💀💀😂

  • @urbiznesnunuv6938
    @urbiznesnunuv6938 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I went to a school that enacted a one way hallway policy where the school went in one flow and if your class was to your right when you came in you had to go around the entire “circle” just to get to your class. Lasted the entire middle school year and it honestly would have been better if they just let normal chaos reign.

  • @GamesbiteRtDL
    @GamesbiteRtDL ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:10 If someone want to know, this clip is from a Netflix anime called „Komi can't communicate” and the "girl" with pink hair is actually the main character who was forced to wear a maid outfit, because the school they are in had a festival and a maid cafe was one of the main attractions.
    I think the anime is pretty good, but shouldn't be taken to serious.
    The Genre would be romcom, although some people may not find all of the jokes funny, but I digress.

  • @VtrueTheBeetroot
    @VtrueTheBeetroot ปีที่แล้ว +23

    There be like 4 or 5 school lunch foods that actually be good

    • @HiGuyII
      @HiGuyII ปีที่แล้ว

      Tacos, but the only shit in it is meat. So you just scoop the meat up with your tostitos, and eat that instead.

    • @alexadamns8115
      @alexadamns8115 ปีที่แล้ว

      i remember there used to be some taquitos that were only served on fridays and they were so good some waited in line for so long that you only had 5 minutes to eat it.

    • @PikachuYoutuber.
      @PikachuYoutuber. ปีที่แล้ว

      For mines its 3 just 3 and one of the 3 only appears on certain days so more like 2

  • @yagurraazerty8376
    @yagurraazerty8376 ปีที่แล้ว

    Scary how accurate this is

  • @bingabon
    @bingabon ปีที่แล้ว

    The borrowing pen part is so true like everytime after borrowing someone a pen, that someone doesn’t return me back the pen and I have to buy a pen again

  • @Shire_
    @Shire_ ปีที่แล้ว +25

    To be honest the special ed kids are more chill then the normal ed. Atleast thats what ive seen

  • @enricogolfen
    @enricogolfen ปีที่แล้ว +23

    From my experience (im not a school janitor but i got a friend and i was with him at work a couple times), the janitor usually has like 6hr workdays but because he is allowed to leave after having finished his job at any time, he works 2hr really hard per day basically running like a maniac and just goes home to chill. His workdays are just a 2hr cardio session

    • @toejammergaming
      @toejammergaming ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh that janitor is way more happier than the students

  • @cheemslord9917
    @cheemslord9917 ปีที่แล้ว

    the last part hit hard

  • @sqdeathgod5010
    @sqdeathgod5010 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I actually had buff P.E teachers all my school life. I was a teacher's pet twice(once at kindergarten and another at 6th grade). Plus, I was a loner at lunch throughout highschool. I also accidentally turned in a problematic note to my teachers in 2nd grade, saying how terrible my family is and that I wanna disappear. My family isn't actually bad, I think I just had a bad day.

  • @nostal6407
    @nostal6407 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The thing to learn about school is that it's a warzone, you gotta do what you gotta do to survive against the many species of people that you will encounter.

    • @lightingthief4482
      @lightingthief4482 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best tactic I can share is being a turtle. Just blend in to the background and coast the wave. Only really matters if you're in a crappy school.

  • @um.pa.s.s.a.3043
    @um.pa.s.s.a.3043 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You forgot about English teachers ranting about the artistic creativity of Shakespeare.

  • @slay3r_void291
    @slay3r_void291 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro this vid hits way to close to home XD

  • @thenewspaperbandit
    @thenewspaperbandit ปีที่แล้ว

    That first clip scared me for a sec- 😂

  • @jonathansng6968
    @jonathansng6968 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Jokes on everyone else I learned how to file taxes since I took a business class and let me tell you, it's really not as hard as it seems but it takes a lot of getting used to.

    • @BenDover-tk3jj
      @BenDover-tk3jj ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lucky for me I don't earn enough money to even file a tax return

    • @yourlocalwaffle3171
      @yourlocalwaffle3171 ปีที่แล้ว

      i sometimes block my problems to not deal with them and that what i do to taxes

    • @justsomecatwithahoodie7447
      @justsomecatwithahoodie7447 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've been on the run for 5 years

    • @oZqdiac
      @oZqdiac ปีที่แล้ว

      Business class is one of the only classes where it actually teaches you something you will almost certainly use in later life imo

  • @Extra_Fioree113
    @Extra_Fioree113 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:11 is so fricking accurate- 💀 I have a popular classmate named Damien and we play with him daily at the playground-

  • @Fang_Janet
    @Fang_Janet 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Plot twist: the last one is the "teachers pet" being bullied

  • @SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija
    @SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is the most accurate representation of the USA’s education system by far.

    • @mjatriumxironreign8969
      @mjatriumxironreign8969 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are correct

    • @roskcity
      @roskcity ปีที่แล้ว +6

      >Implying that they even have an education system

    • @sergio.moncada
      @sergio.moncada ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a latin american, I can confirm is the same situation in Latin american schools

    • @sr.chi7741
      @sr.chi7741 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't even live in US and it's still relatable

    • @sr.chi7741
      @sr.chi7741 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sergio.moncada es cierto
      Fax

  • @sarai6756
    @sarai6756 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the hallways one is 100% accurate especially when there's a fight 💀

  • @rigaldotselk4403
    @rigaldotselk4403 ปีที่แล้ว

    The pen one was so accurate

  • @samsarex4318
    @samsarex4318 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a person who spent 11 years in middle school I can say a lot of these are extremely accurate

  • @Toasttoasttoasttoast
    @Toasttoasttoasttoast ปีที่แล้ว +34

    As someone who will likely be taking some special ed courses next year, it is true that I aggressively flop around and cry, it’s actually accurate to me every day

    • @flopkito
      @flopkito ปีที่แล้ว

      as an autistic kid this is accurate

    • @gamechanger-yz9sj
      @gamechanger-yz9sj ปีที่แล้ว

      What is it like

  • @JustineXyrossLAbril-wd2kv
    @JustineXyrossLAbril-wd2kv 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That sewerside note was so relatable-

  • @dayota7567
    @dayota7567 ปีที่แล้ว

    the Rampage in the hall meme is so relatable

  • @FlyingPotato2524
    @FlyingPotato2524 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As A person who is currently in high school, this video is spittin facts.

    • @basethecharcoal
      @basethecharcoal ปีที่แล้ว

      "The teacher when you submit your su!cid3 note instead of your essay"

  • @lilveltheplayer2164
    @lilveltheplayer2164 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As someone who used to be in high school before graduating a year ago, this is both accurate and nostalgic at the same time.

  • @owendelatorre16yearsago14
    @owendelatorre16yearsago14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:32 Okay, but this one is actually really sad.

  • @pookling
    @pookling ปีที่แล้ว

    The Loner one hit home

  • @adrianalprin5752
    @adrianalprin5752 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As funny as it is the most useful thing I learnt at school was reverse parking. My school made it mandatory for students who drive to school, to reverse park. Doing it daily, made me a god at reverse parking nowadays

  • @shylar763
    @shylar763 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favorite part is when it says "the most important thing you learned in school" and he's literally nothing lmao, that's honestly mostly pretty true tbh

  • @kun4i_135
    @kun4i_135 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most accurate one I've ever seen.

  • @MichaelBryce1125
    @MichaelBryce1125 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one about school lunch is so true!!

  • @ozhuenlxbouginsrirluhnbrtw2266
    @ozhuenlxbouginsrirluhnbrtw2266 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Our school rennovated the whole school and then made very specific hallway routes for the stairs for each class. They were usually across the others side of the school and would always jam the hallways. It's funny because they were massive and if the teacher let us use the closest one, it could've been easier

  • @Buzzzy-bee
    @Buzzzy-bee ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:20 I'm actually so concerned for this man

  • @talkingfish9435
    @talkingfish9435 ปีที่แล้ว

    damn, "The Loner during Lunch" hits me. I wish I could make new friends in college.

  • @chickenwing1887
    @chickenwing1887 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I actually do get super annoyed when I get a 99 Instead of a 100

    • @mrgamerthebest
      @mrgamerthebest ปีที่แล้ว

      Same smart kid gang?

    • @chickenwing1887
      @chickenwing1887 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrgamerthebest nah I just arm wrestle

    • @netooliveira2412
      @netooliveira2412 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chickenwing1887 🤨

    • @chickenz1
      @chickenz1 ปีที่แล้ว

      and I get depressed when I get a 87 instead of getting in the 90% zone

  • @user-FrostyFish4334
    @user-FrostyFish4334 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can agree for the class nerd part, I got a 97% on my final and almost cried

  • @user-ks5gk4oy2o
    @user-ks5gk4oy2o ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap the school hallways are always packed! Bruh even when I go back to school, whenever we were dismissed, the hallways are packed with a bunch of people.

  • @insertscreechingskeletonhe2792
    @insertscreechingskeletonhe2792 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I dunno if other schools do this but my school offers food from a food truck and from the school so you have 3 options of food, food truck, hot, and cold lunch. Usually the hot lunch is acceptable, the food truck is a hit or miss, and the cold lunch is reliable.

  • @duyduc6293
    @duyduc6293 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who never goes to school, this is very enlightening.

  • @CornPopGuy
    @CornPopGuy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Here in Philippines school food is one of the best no cap

    • @iuyfshfiey3105
      @iuyfshfiey3105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont understand why ppl would buy a chicken soup with only rice

    • @idifjrivhjf5198
      @idifjrivhjf5198 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iuyfshfiey3105 rice= nice

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember that one time in school i had to pay like 20 dollars because i lent a book to a friend and he didn't return it for months, as in way past the expiration date so i had to pay for the book thinking it was lost.
    Then he finally returned it, at least i got a cool book.

  • @2biggunz598
    @2biggunz598 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ay I like that Nobody reference

  • @pookiechips5367
    @pookiechips5367 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Had a gym teacher who looked like that and she tried telling us how push ups should be done💀💀

  • @REALPRASHANTH
    @REALPRASHANTH ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm a teacher. and I AGREE
    This dude is spitting facts.

  • @e13therealdeal
    @e13therealdeal ปีที่แล้ว

    i remember when my school janitor kicked a soccer ball. we havent found it yet and its been 5 years

  • @TohtoriP
    @TohtoriP ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, just had a chat with a squirrel. Definently going very sane

  • @whalejgang7574
    @whalejgang7574 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Top 3 most useful things I've learned in school:
    Thanks for reading

  • @Your_Mom_69
    @Your_Mom_69 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I learned more from videogames than from my 8 years in school

  • @random.-person
    @random.-person ปีที่แล้ว

    Last one is so true, I told a teacher I was getting bullied when I was in middle school, and they said "Oh yeah, I've heard other kids complaining about her." and didn't do anything else.