"All men cheat." Naw, that's just something cheating men like to tell themselves. Don't lump me in with you... I mean, I have no game, so I barely have the ability to get with ONE woman, so even if I wanted to cheat, chances are SLIM.
No... that’s something a man who has an abundance of options says. You said it yourself, you can barely get one girl, so how can you speak on the endless temptation that surrounds that kind of guy? Then on top of that add the fact that men’s biological drive is to literally spread their seed... I’m not saying you can’t be disciplined G. But it seems like you let these females trick you haha, you can CONTROL it, yes, but you cannot change what you are - that is nature.
@@varthedon8732 Nah, even with options, I know it's messed up to cheat. When I'm in a relationship I don't even notice other women, and I'm fully serious about that, haha.
@@LycanLink i wont get into it bro, but you have a dated mentality thats very feminine. Because even today bitches ain’t even tryna be in relationships; calling it situationships and what not. With Tinder and Bumble and more; college campus life; dont let it be a D1 school, you think these girls out here ain’t got hella options bro? Dudes she potentially might like, and they like her as well? If she in a relationship with you or whatever and you don’t satisfy her sexually, you don’t think she’s gonna cheat? In 2020? Stopppp bro, you’ll just never find out. Thats how cold these women out here are. But whatever you know 🤷🏻♂️ it is what it is
@@varthedon8732 "Dated" only applies when the opinion is bigoted, not when the opinion is sympathetic and kind. The only thing dated here is the use of "bitches" and implying NO women would want a serious relationship. And it takes two to tango - Tinder and Bumble don't exist purely for women. They exist for all genders seeking sex... Well, I think Bumble might be specifically for straight women, but honestly, I'm not sure. I'm only basing that on hearing about how only women can initiate a conversation with someone she wants to date. I wouldn't be surprised if it were more inclusive for all genders though.
I remember him for making that school teacher cry on that snap dvd over 10 years ago 💯💯 “teeth so big if you sneeze you’ll bite a hole in your chest “😂😂😂
LOL This is exactly how I feel after I get off! It's like I'm Mr. Hyde in bed then I wake up as Dr. Jekyll. Utterly disgusted at the things I've done just to get off. 😂🤣😂🤣
The set was actually put together really nicely. My issue is that when women joke about how easy it is to cheat with men(women have more options) , the laughter isn't as loud and the name calling begins.
Heres another tip. If a man stops complimenting you after a while it's probably because you always try to invalidate his compliments and hes tired of the negativity. We dont see what you see, just you do. Just take the compliments despite of what your insecurities tell you. You'll get more that way.
For those that need clarification, he must be cheating on you with several women at the SAME time. Not one after another. He's just having a second relationship with each of them😂
You obviously haven't met me, I haven't ever cheated and have been cheated on. I would NEVER do that to someone else. Just be honest, is not that hard.
Eh the truth hurts. Why do you think so many cultures accept men having multiple wives? A man stripped down to his basic instinct isn’t designed to be with only one woman.
He is telling a lot of truth. When Men marry young I have personally found that it’s based off how he was brought up or sometimes trying to fill a void that they may have lacked usually with structure or mother figure like tryna make up for what they didn’t have growing up. Sometimes the man is just controlling and wants that woman that will submit. I mean that’s not always the case of course but my point is, large majority of men, they will not marry for purely “love” there has to be a benefit that he deems it necessary or worth it. Otherwise, if he has a lot of options and not the “burden” of commitment that comes with being married, why would he want to ? Why buy the figurative cow if you can get the milk for free 😒
How young is the young guys you are talking about? And as always, it's not always that way. Some guys just don't have a high sex drive outside of being in the bedroom where the deeds are done. And some just have more kinks. It's all variable really. A lot of people's entire perspectives about dating are kinda messed up anyway. Everyone think's they've got the answer to why someone or other behaves that or another way, but it's usually not even close to correct for most people. Or it's just that they date a certain type of person, and that's what they keep finding, so if that's all they've seen that's how their perspective is formed and is generalized towards others even outside of those types. That said, whilst there are surely some men that have those issues in the beginning, it's not all of em, but you've probably heard that a thousand times at this point.
Man, I need to stop going to the comments section sometimes. Great set with the *_jokes_* but the comments section is a drag and a buzzkill. Avoid at all costs. *CC* pin this comment to help the others lmaoooo
In my experience, men don’t cheat if they’re able to get their partner off every time. Only bad lays have to keep looking outside the relationship for possible ways to feel sexually relevant.
@@rainbomg I disagree. Not all men cheat because of that. If you are in a long term relationship, I assume most men and women know the others bodies very well. At that stage cheating happens because one partner devalues the other one repeatedly, and they simply want to feel attractive/wanted again. It goes both ways.
@@SolomonSunder also simple insecurity. People will cheat on someone that’s attractive, kind and supportive with someone that looks like a bridge troll just bc they want to feel needed. Regardless, cheating is never the cheat-ee’s fault. Choosing to cheat is a choice, it’s a shitty one, and if you are going to cheat on your partner you need to just break up with them.
Alright na'im is officially in 2nd place over Keon in the plastic cup boys crew this was funny as hell lmao and original. I still need to see spank and harry.
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At first glance, I thought his name was "Nah I'm lying"
Or did u just get that joke from one of his old standups
@@ibetha4774 he must be here on a football scholarship
Facts
Just came across this nigga 2 weeks ago and I thought the same thing
😭😭😭😳
His expressions and delivery, so on point. Glad he's getting the exposure.
"All men cheat."
Naw, that's just something cheating men like to tell themselves. Don't lump me in with you... I mean, I have no game, so I barely have the ability to get with ONE woman, so even if I wanted to cheat, chances are SLIM.
No... that’s something a man who has an abundance of options says. You said it yourself, you can barely get one girl, so how can you speak on the endless temptation that surrounds that kind of guy? Then on top of that add the fact that men’s biological drive is to literally spread their seed... I’m not saying you can’t be disciplined G. But it seems like you let these females trick you haha, you can CONTROL it, yes, but you cannot change what you are - that is nature.
@@varthedon8732 😭😭buddy ass said it himself and don’t even realize it. A man is only as faithful as his options. With no options, of course it’s easy.
@@varthedon8732
Nah, even with options, I know it's messed up to cheat. When I'm in a relationship I don't even notice other women, and I'm fully serious about that, haha.
@@LycanLink i wont get into it bro, but you have a dated mentality thats very feminine. Because even today bitches ain’t even tryna be in relationships; calling it situationships and what not. With Tinder and Bumble and more; college campus life; dont let it be a D1 school, you think these girls out here ain’t got hella options bro? Dudes she potentially might like, and they like her as well? If she in a relationship with you or whatever and you don’t satisfy her sexually, you don’t think she’s gonna cheat? In 2020? Stopppp bro, you’ll just never find out. Thats how cold these women out here are. But whatever you know 🤷🏻♂️ it is what it is
@@varthedon8732
"Dated" only applies when the opinion is bigoted, not when the opinion is sympathetic and kind. The only thing dated here is the use of "bitches" and implying NO women would want a serious relationship. And it takes two to tango - Tinder and Bumble don't exist purely for women. They exist for all genders seeking sex... Well, I think Bumble might be specifically for straight women, but honestly, I'm not sure. I'm only basing that on hearing about how only women can initiate a conversation with someone she wants to date. I wouldn't be surprised if it were more inclusive for all genders though.
I liked how he portrayed men coming to their senses 😂
So true !!!
Yea because it's so relatable!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
He is not lying 😭😭 that clarity after hit you
This dude is funny and honest too-Crisis makes men cheat, want to marry and all kinds of things!
I remember him for making that school teacher cry on that snap dvd over 10 years ago 💯💯 “teeth so big if you sneeze you’ll bite a hole in your chest “😂😂😂
I remember that. HAHAHA, it was classic. Now he is down with Kevin Hart's Plastic Cup Boyz.
@@growngrownman5950 Not really down with them NOW, they’ve all been friends since college. Kev just wasn’t famous yet.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The soap part got me. I made sure I put it back 🤣🤣
LOL This is exactly how I feel after I get off! It's like I'm Mr. Hyde in bed then I wake up as Dr. Jekyll. Utterly disgusted at the things I've done just to get off. 😂🤣😂🤣
It's called post nut clarity lol
The set was actually put together really nicely. My issue is that when women joke about how easy it is to cheat with men(women have more options) , the laughter isn't as loud and the name calling begins.
Love from Poland ❤️
“what the hell is wrong with me aaaah” hahaha
There was the initial awkwardness but by the end I was crying laughing.
My new favorite comedian
Yes, I always try to find a reason behind the compliment. 😂😂😂
Heres another tip. If a man stops complimenting you after a while it's probably because you always try to invalidate his compliments and hes tired of the negativity. We dont see what you see, just you do. Just take the compliments despite of what your insecurities tell you. You'll get more that way.
For those that need clarification, he must be cheating on you with several women at the SAME time. Not one after another. He's just having a second relationship with each of them😂
Wow the nut wash joke 💀🤣🤣🤣
This standup is on point 😂
Great set.
My soul felt this one 🤣
This man is funny as hell 🤣 😂
Great start, then it went completely south.
He’s funny 👌
Haven't seen a man that doesn't cheat yet... rather it's mines or someone I know 😂 still not okay. Just dogs
You obviously haven't met me, I haven't ever cheated and have been cheated on. I would NEVER do that to someone else. Just be honest, is not that hard.
Not 1 man? Not even 1?
Who tf do you surround yourself with wtf 👀🥴
3:51 😂
No lie was Spoken here
I mean,, I know it’s just comedy but I absolutely could not enjoy the “men cheat” bit
Same. My smile just faltered...
Eh the truth hurts. Why do you think so many cultures accept men having multiple wives? A man stripped down to his basic instinct isn’t designed to be with only one woman.
I did feel a bit fucked about that thinking about it
Facts 😂😂
Kevin Hart has a super dope writing team with him. Crazy funny talent!!!
I've had male roommates and everything he says is true!
Dude funny as hell but you can tell he opens for Kevin Hart, joke structure is similar.
Post Nut Clarity hits hardddddddddddddd
It's called "post-nut clarity"
He is telling a lot of truth. When Men marry young I have personally found that it’s based off how he was brought up or sometimes trying to fill a void that they may have lacked usually with structure or mother figure like tryna make up for what they didn’t have growing up. Sometimes the man is just controlling and wants that woman that will submit. I mean that’s not always the case of course but my point is, large majority of men, they will not marry for purely “love” there has to be a benefit that he deems it necessary or worth it. Otherwise, if he has a lot of options and not the “burden” of commitment that comes with being married, why would he want to ? Why buy the figurative cow if you can get the milk for free 😒
How young is the young guys you are talking about? And as always, it's not always that way. Some guys just don't have a high sex drive outside of being in the bedroom where the deeds are done. And some just have more kinks. It's all variable really.
A lot of people's entire perspectives about dating are kinda messed up anyway. Everyone think's they've got the answer to why someone or other behaves that or another way, but it's usually not even close to correct for most people. Or it's just that they date a certain type of person, and that's what they keep finding, so if that's all they've seen that's how their perspective is formed and is generalized towards others even outside of those types. That said, whilst there are surely some men that have those issues in the beginning, it's not all of em, but you've probably heard that a thousand times at this point.
Man, I need to stop going to the comments section sometimes. Great set with the *_jokes_* but the comments section is a drag and a buzzkill. Avoid at all costs. *CC* pin this comment to help the others lmaoooo
It’s a lot of cheated on women in the comments. I see you 👀
In my experience, men don’t cheat if they’re able to get their partner off every time. Only bad lays have to keep looking outside the relationship for possible ways to feel sexually relevant.
Damn how many times you been cheated on 😂
That is not true at all. People cheat because they lack morals, ethics and sexual discipline. Full stop.
@@ladybluelotus agree, and usually those ppl can’t get their partner off
@@rainbomg I disagree. Not all men cheat because of that. If you are in a long term relationship, I assume most men and women know the others bodies very well. At that stage cheating happens because one partner devalues the other one repeatedly, and they simply want to feel attractive/wanted again. It goes both ways.
@@SolomonSunder also simple insecurity. People will cheat on someone that’s attractive, kind and supportive with someone that looks like a bridge troll just bc they want to feel needed. Regardless, cheating is never the cheat-ee’s fault. Choosing to cheat is a choice, it’s a shitty one, and if you are going to cheat on your partner you need to just break up with them.
He started very good and then he lost me. It’s pass for me on this one
Why you put doodoo on fingers?
The real pass would’ve been no comment
She's been cheated on 😂
@@pottnosticator3907 even if that's true how's that funny ?
Original
Yeah, he is talking about himself I already feel disgusted by him. 💩
40 secs in...Im dead
2 funny
This must be really old because his daughter is about 5 lol
Honestly how many men that read this are faithful?? 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
😂😂😂😂
Alright na'im is officially in 2nd place over Keon in the plastic cup boys crew this was funny as hell lmao and original. I still need to see spank and harry.
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Disgusting! To get up there and make excuses for men cheating!
Hard pass
Because he was speaking too much TRUTH for you lmfao
Funny pic
@@varthedon8732 No, because it wasn't funny.
Plastic Cup Boyz
You're funny good things coming to you especially after working with the black mogul Tyler Perry
sounds like a kevin hart stand up hmmmm?? ;)
🧐🧐🧐🧐
Or cause she ain’t putting out
Why so many butthurt women in the comments? It's jokes. Not supposed to be taken seriously...🙄
Stick to being one of Kevin’s Harts friends
Nah, this dudes a trump supporter, exposed himself one of the last podcasts with kev, dude doesnt deserve friends!
First
What are you, 12? I didn’t laugh once. But I bet you’re a hit on BET
Oof the racism hits on this one. You know this loser is a trump supporter? Explains why he is trash!
@@truhhhhhhhokIII3 damn so liberals are okay with racism if they don’t like the person, nice 👌🏾
BET? What is that supposed to mean?
Racism alert
@@pottnosticator3907 bottom line: he’s not funny. That’s all