I love how he makes "it's just 8 days a week, lads, we can manage it" sound very reasonable while the actual content of the sentence is absolutely insane
Is it really? Instead of a 7 day week with a 2 day weekend, you can have a 8 day week with a 3 day weekend... Or 2 days on 1 day off followed by 3 days on 2 days off. Then, instead of having 52.1428571428571 weeks in a year, you can have just 45.625 weeks in a year. And instead of having 4.28571428571428 weeks in a month, you just have 3.75 weeks in a month. Our words concerning time are meaningless. We are careening through space, and constantly missing the other masses in our proximity. If we want more days off per week, we can make it happen.
Ringo's a robot, John's responsible for more than one time divergence, their lyrics somehow have control of space-time, and one of them remembers it's more important to take time for yourself. You really never can guess what Tom's going to make next.
Does this mean they caused the events of Yesterday (the movie where the beatles never became famous for their hits and seemingly only one guy remembers them?)
I think, yes, that is the only logical conclusion to take away from this. The Beatles are responsible for erasing themselves from musical history, but don't worry, it all got fixed in the end (I'm assuming. I haven't seen Yesterday). They're musical gods, but not like you'd call someone a rock god or something. Like literal gods. And one of them is being vainly irresponsible with time.
My favorite thing about this is how every Beatle is perfectly in character. John the revolutionary, always trying new things Paul the consummate professional, demanding that things be done proper. George the defender of the sacred timeline, fortelling of horrors unfathomable by man and god alike Ringo the former member of The Beach Boys
@@thenewniccage2283Makes me wonder how many Ringos they've gone through. Paul says they have to get another drummer as though it's a common inconvenience like changing a burned out lightbulb.
An incredibly destructive, extremely dangerous archvillain turning out to just be a well-meaning, oblivious bumbler who's only been trying to do their best is such a fascinating idea. Genghis Khan, except Mr. Bean.
His eyes being so incredibly dilated at the end is absolutely *Perfect* in showing the sheer, incomprehensible horrors he saw 'Yesterday.' Top tier, as usual.
He's the embodiment of chaotic neutral, one day he's telling you to call your mum, the next he's flirting with your dad and finally messing with the space time continuem as a multi-personality malfunctioning band of Beatles.
I love the the outside context of this entire video, because it insinuates that every single band in existance has to take into account the potential existential effects on reality their lyrics can hold. Like... Every single band is a hedge wizard capapble up accidentally blowing up their wizard tower by trying to automate cheese slicing. Imagine a kids show about starting up a band in highschool and accidentally going on sick adventures while your band is trying to come up with lyrics and then that leads to a complete song at the end of every episode of a cartoon that is about a certain lesson. Awesome.
I feel like this show exists, but I also remember nothing about it. I may never have seen it, but it sounds like it’d do *so* well, it *must* already exist
It's good to finally get confirmation the yellow submarine was traveling through the multiverse. Or was that what they meant by divergences in the space time continuum.
I never knew I needed Neo-Surreal Beatles covers, but yes, I'll take more please, thanks. Next up, Lucy in the Sky with Antimatter, where a quantum physicist is suspended between realities but all she ever wanted was to get married and settle down, but now she's on a perpetual cosmic roadtrip, and not the fun kind the Beatles were on.
I love how it goes from “But there are only 7 days in a week it doesn’t make sense” To “You need to save time to focus on yourself” To “We can’t be the cataclysm for the reset of the universe again JOHN”
Considering the lyrics is "8 days a week" we live in a post divergence time line, which leads me to believe John's death was either the world government or his Band mates or both.
In the first ten seconds I was all 'oh this is a classic Beatles style rock 'n' roll homage; love it!' then OH...THAT'S WHY XD Also the "You've broken Ringo...!" line is the one that gets me XD And it's doubly funny when you take into account Ringo was the one who'd always come up with weird, banal phrases, to the point where they used one of them for 'A Hard Day's Night' XD
Hilarious! Love the ominous vibe you give to Yesterday. I'm unsure if it'd be good as a full song, but I only say that because everything you post is so good, and I feel like I gotta be selective in what to hope for on whatever your next album looks like! Your songs and videos are all treasures, and you should take as much time as you need to put out content. It is always worth the wait.
@@JustthePhoneGuyYT I definitely phrased my original comment weird. I was implying that the audio from this video might not work as part of one of Tom Cardy's albums on Spotify, which makes sense given how much of it is just conversation and only a fraction of it had a tune going. And it's too brief a bit from two Beatles songs. I kinda hyperfixated on Tom this year and have been itching for whatever he makes next, in particular extended versions of certain songs he did in some of his TH-cam Shorts (LoFi in particular).
the beatles had to go back in time to make sure your parents conceived you for the continued safety of the space-time continuum, 'back to the future' style
This is such a pure, beautiful comedy straight from the heady heights of the Yellow Submarine, and a prodigal beatle-enjoyer raised and returned, I think it's smack dab in the spirit of their "thing." Encouragment to the man from beyond far seas who gets it!
What's funny is that this was actually a nonsense phrase coined by Ringo, alongside "A Hard Day's Night" and "Tomorrow Never Knows". Ringo's just full of them in his little yellow submarine in an octopus's garden. More Ringo appreciation!
The hidden joke is that Eight Days A Week is from Beatles For Sale (1964) and Yesterday is from Help! (1965), meaning yesterday hasn't happened yet. The Beatles are always causing time anomolies, making Now and Then happen simultaneously, always going forward and backward in time until we all disappear up our own exist-ends.
"Or have you already forgotten about yesterday, John?" I love the genuine weight and somberness George delivered this line with. They know what they've done.
I didn't notice before you pointed it out, one could actually make a pretty decent "we broke the space-time continuum" movie based only on Beatles songs.
I paused it right before the whole "we won't be responsible for ANOTHER space time continuum issue...or did you already forget about Yesterday?" to play some games with friends and I watched the rest of it later and holy shit I wasn't expecting it to go that direction thats just so damn clever you are an inspiration for people to take interesting ideas and run with it even if its weird
I love how he makes "it's just 8 days a week, lads, we can manage it" sound very reasonable while the actual content of the sentence is absolutely insane
Is it really?
Instead of a 7 day week with a 2 day weekend, you can have a 8 day week with a 3 day weekend... Or 2 days on 1 day off followed by 3 days on 2 days off.
Then, instead of having 52.1428571428571 weeks in a year, you can have just 45.625 weeks in a year.
And instead of having 4.28571428571428 weeks in a month, you just have 3.75 weeks in a month.
Our words concerning time are meaningless. We are careening through space, and constantly missing the other masses in our proximity. If we want more days off per week, we can make it happen.
@@confusedwhale Corporate would like to have a discussion with you about this idea of a longer week and the wonderful possibilities it presents!
You never know what to expect in a Tom Cardy video. I love it.
That's due to the lead in the ceiling
@@timschutz9068The Refrenceeee
A Tom Cardy video is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it needs to.
Took me very much off guard
You never know what to expect, but you can always count on Tom.
Ringo's a robot, John's responsible for more than one time divergence, their lyrics somehow have control of space-time, and one of them remembers it's more important to take time for yourself.
You really never can guess what Tom's going to make next.
And Paul keeps turning more scottish
Hey now, they PREVENTED a second divergence. John’s only provably responsible for one.
In my head canon it was all in an attempt to save nowhere man from nowhere land
Does this mean they caused the events of Yesterday (the movie where the beatles never became famous for their hits and seemingly only one guy remembers them?)
I think, yes, that is the only logical conclusion to take away from this. The Beatles are responsible for erasing themselves from musical history, but don't worry, it all got fixed in the end (I'm assuming. I haven't seen Yesterday). They're musical gods, but not like you'd call someone a rock god or something. Like literal gods. And one of them is being vainly irresponsible with time.
My favorite thing about this is how every Beatle is perfectly in character.
John the revolutionary, always trying new things
Paul the consummate professional, demanding that things be done proper.
George the defender of the sacred timeline, fortelling of horrors unfathomable by man and god alike
Ringo the former member of The Beach Boys
Yooo, Ron the Anarchist! Fancy seeing you here!
I like the implication that Ringo actually WAS in The Beach Boys before the previous space-time divergence, and that is why he's Like That
@@thenewniccage2283Makes me wonder how many Ringos they've gone through. Paul says they have to get another drummer as though it's a common inconvenience like changing a burned out lightbulb.
This guy is consistently Unpredictable and i love it
You mean “predictably unpredictable”
@@cynetiac yeah, i wanted to use a word that went with consistent but couldn’t think thanks mate 👍 😊
@@artonio5636how does this only have 2 replies and 2k likes and now 3 replies by me
@@jun671 honestly i dunno, comment replies are rare, unless the people are arguing, then some random comment will have like 5.2k replies
That's weird it looks like this comment has 5 replies from what I can see.
Nailing that Beatles drawl, Tom.
Did Scotty from Star Trek pop in for a second there? 😄
@@Norp-i7m I think it's because of Paul Mccartney's last name being scottish
Tom's George accent is still far better than the one from the old Beatles cartoon series.
Live in Liverpool, can confirm
I sent this to my dad who said the voices are spot on.
I think the "we can do anything we're the b-b-b-beach boys" bit is the part that broke me.
it broke Ringo, too
What a nice and normal song! Good job Tom “8 days a week” Cardy!
You can't just comment about 8 days a week. That's too many days.
Stop man that’s just impossible!
hOw MaNy dAyS ArE tHERe?
Not *_another_* Beatles divergence in the spacetime continuum!
Great *burrrrp* Scott!
Sounds like an SCP
Ah yes, the Beatles. The unintentional archvillain of the greatest time travel series ever written
Eh?
Only because you haven't noticed what Cilla Black has been doing on the sly...
Cue the doctor who theme
An incredibly destructive, extremely dangerous archvillain turning out to just be a well-meaning, oblivious bumbler who's only been trying to do their best is such a fascinating idea. Genghis Khan, except Mr. Bean.
I love how perfectly the lyrics of Yesterday line up with the troubles John is experiencing.
I unironically wanna hear Tom Cardy cover some classic Beatles tune if they sound as good as that intro, also this was hilarious fantastic video !
I concur
Yessss
He should totally do a cover of "It's okay to leave your dog in a hot car"
@@DuskJoker... I didn't even know that exists
"unironically", yes, as opposed to fucking what? You can't ironically want to hear something.
Ringo being "broken" is hilarious, he just can't with John's manipulation of time itself.
Being in the correct time is very important for drummers
10 out of 10. Hands down best Beatles Boys album I've heard
You gotta love the Beachles
I hate that I read this as "Beastie Boys".
The Beastles.
When the world needed them most, the true saviors appeared and we called them the "Big bad Beachle boys."
Already know I'll be playing this song on repeat 24/8
Song? Mate this is a skit.
Ayo
@@Scuuurbsyeah but it’s a real song
you mean 25/8
@Scuuurbs that's the joke 😂
His eyes being so incredibly dilated at the end is absolutely *Perfect* in showing the sheer, incomprehensible horrors he saw 'Yesterday.' Top tier, as usual.
I was skeptical at first, but this new musical direction Marvel is going with the Multiverse of Biopics is shaping up to be pretty good.
Underrated comment
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@@MN8 I wish it was 13,700 likes
137 will get you there, look you're already at 155@@ryoung527
Tom Cardy delivering us that Chaotic Neutral energy we all subscribed for 😂
😂😂❤
He's the embodiment of chaotic neutral, one day he's telling you to call your mum, the next he's flirting with your dad and finally messing with the space time continuem as a multi-personality malfunctioning band of Beatles.
@@billysweird i got his flirt with your dad socks in the post yesterday and am currently wearing them 😂😂😂♥️
The accents getting more and more pronounced makes it that much better
I love the the outside context of this entire video, because it insinuates that every single band in existance has to take into account the potential existential effects on reality their lyrics can hold. Like... Every single band is a hedge wizard capapble up accidentally blowing up their wizard tower by trying to automate cheese slicing. Imagine a kids show about starting up a band in highschool and accidentally going on sick adventures while your band is trying to come up with lyrics and then that leads to a complete song at the end of every episode of a cartoon that is about a certain lesson. Awesome.
I feel like this show exists, but I also remember nothing about it. I may never have seen it, but it sounds like it’d do *so* well, it *must* already exist
bardic magic is nothing to mess around with
No, it's only the Beatles because they're bigger than Jesus.
Check out "Soul Music" by the late, great Terry Pratchett! That is sort of the plot of the book (it is also amazingly funny). GNU Sir Terry.
Groj band@@directrix777shinyshinyamyt4
It's good to finally get confirmation the yellow submarine was traveling through the multiverse. Or was that what they meant by divergences in the space time continuum.
I think he means that one movie about a timeline where the Beatles didn't exist called Yesterday lol
I never knew I needed Neo-Surreal Beatles covers, but yes, I'll take more please, thanks.
Next up, Lucy in the Sky with Antimatter, where a quantum physicist is suspended between realities but all she ever wanted was to get married and settle down, but now she's on a perpetual cosmic roadtrip, and not the fun kind the Beatles were on.
Fionna and Cake?
I love how it goes from
“But there are only 7 days in a week it doesn’t make sense”
To
“You need to save time to focus on yourself”
To
“We can’t be the cataclysm for the reset of the universe again JOHN”
It goes from 'You need to save time to focus on yourself, mate.' to 'We're not saving time again, John.'
This is a masterpiece and should be immortalized in a museum somewhere 🙏 This man is pure genius
These impressions had no business being this accurate 😂
I’m positively baffled at how good that was
Considering the lyrics is "8 days a week" we live in a post divergence time line, which leads me to believe John's death was either the world government or his Band mates or both.
John's death was the universe holding itself together
I love the subtle lore drop that in this version of reality there are 7 days in a week but not 52 weeks in a year.
It's actually 52 days in a year, but this was great! 😂 particularly loved your Liverpudlian accent(s)
I’m guessing it’s accounting for public holidays or something?
Goddammit John, now we're gonna have to go back in time to get a new Robo-Ringo
“John ACK” 10/10 excellent dialect work
"Look what you've gone to Ringo!" that sentence is making me laugh so much 😂 Now I want a hashtag and a bunch of merchan supporting Ringo 🙌🏻
I love how Paul got more and more scottish
Ack
Another awesome song and a funny short too 😂
Nice to see Tom is in his prophetic phase again
I've always loved how quickly things escalate in a Tom Cardy video.
Tom Cardy, you make the world a happier place. Keep doing what you do! We need these laughs.
went from the beatles to ripping another hole in the space time continuum, tom never fails to surprise us
Can confirm as a drummer I will in fact have to be replaced if someone mentions 8 days a week
I've lost it at "we're b-b-b- BEACH BOYS" 🤣
How? How are you so consistently able to up yourself? This is the funniest thing you've put out and you have only put out bangers before this
As a brit, I will confirm that your accents are 100% correct
I love that this only has context if you watched Yesterday, where the Beatles tore a hole in the space-time continuum, otherwise its just ridiculous
In the first ten seconds I was all 'oh this is a classic Beatles style rock 'n' roll homage; love it!' then OH...THAT'S WHY XD
Also the "You've broken Ringo...!" line is the one that gets me XD And it's doubly funny when you take into account Ringo was the one who'd always come up with weird, banal phrases, to the point where they used one of them for 'A Hard Day's Night' XD
Ringo also came up with 8 days a week :)
@@Kerelkneus Did he? Hah, that makes it even more hilarious XD
He nailed not only a Liverpudlian accent, but also a Southampton, Glaswegian and Yorkshire accent.
That fact that Tom's pupils are so dilated at the end makes it even funnier
As someone who loves the Beatles i was hoping this was gonna be what i thought it was.
And it sure was something else
Entirely unpredictable outcome, this man wins at comedy
This sounds like the plot of a Dr. Who episode, love it!
This is very BDG-esque, I love it.
Im loving these skit videos. Keep at the master class work Mr. Cardy!
Been watching this on repeat. Already one of my favourites.
Man I love the beach boys. What a band.
same
How can this single man continue to pump out the most incredible pieces of art ?
This level of musical absurdity can only be matched by one other human...
I sincerely hope Tom works on something with Weird Al at some point.
Not what I was expecting, but Tom Cardy can make even eldritch horror hilarious! This man never misses!
every musician has a set of beatles accents in their pocket. i love it
Hilarious! Love the ominous vibe you give to Yesterday. I'm unsure if it'd be good as a full song, but I only say that because everything you post is so good, and I feel like I gotta be selective in what to hope for on whatever your next album looks like! Your songs and videos are all treasures, and you should take as much time as you need to put out content. It is always worth the wait.
wait do mean that yesterday is a tom cardy song and not a beatles song? /genq (sorry the wording of your comment confused me)
@@JustthePhoneGuyYT I definitely phrased my original comment weird. I was implying that the audio from this video might not work as part of one of Tom Cardy's albums on Spotify, which makes sense given how much of it is just conversation and only a fraction of it had a tune going. And it's too brief a bit from two Beatles songs. I kinda hyperfixated on Tom this year and have been itching for whatever he makes next, in particular extended versions of certain songs he did in some of his TH-cam Shorts (LoFi in particular).
The implied story of 'Yesterday' sounds like a Doctor Who episode I'd love to watch.
Broken Ringo is so funny to me for no reason. I come back to this video multiple times a year, just for broken Ringo.
"You've broken Ringo."
The video could end there and still be pure gold.
feels like a DBG video and im here for it
You're George impression is actually really good
no one is mentioning how spot on those impressions were 10/10
Had me dead with laughter🤣
Another day-maker!
I'm now keeping my fingers crossed for the T.C. behind-the-scenes lyrical breakdown of Come Together
😂 absolute genius as usual! As a Beatles fan with OCD, 'Eight Days a Week' always beetled me!
My decision on the story is that yesterday actually moved everyone who heard it back in time exactly 24 hours, including the Beatles themselves
Yeah, John. You bloody mad man. Poor Ringo, poor lad is broken beyond repair.
The Beatles being a key reason for me actually existing on this earth makes this so much better
the beatles had to go back in time to make sure your parents conceived you for the continued safety of the space-time continuum, 'back to the future' style
tbh I always wondered what it'd sound like if the Beatles had an argument. Thank you
This is one of your funniest videos yet. I love the beach boys reference.
This is such a pure, beautiful comedy straight from the heady heights of the Yellow Submarine, and a prodigal beatle-enjoyer raised and returned, I think it's smack dab in the spirit of their "thing." Encouragment to the man from beyond far seas who gets it!
Gotta listen to this 8 days a week! 😂
“Come on lads, we can do anything. We’re the B-B-B-Beach Boys” 0:43
Ringo Star,1964 😂
Given that Paul McCartney's working title for Yesterday was Scrambled Eggs, this fever dream makes perfect sense.
What's funny is that this was actually a nonsense phrase coined by Ringo, alongside "A Hard Day's Night" and "Tomorrow Never Knows". Ringo's just full of them in his little yellow submarine in an octopus's garden. More Ringo appreciation!
George turned Scottish, Yesterday was written before Eight Days a Week; He really did rip a hole in -Ringo's pocket- the space-time continuum!
As a British man I say how dare you appropriate my culture and make me laugh so much in the process
He doesn't care whose toes he steps on! Isn't he afraid of getting canceled?
The hidden joke is that Eight Days A Week is from Beatles For Sale (1964) and Yesterday is from Help! (1965), meaning yesterday hasn't happened yet.
The Beatles are always causing time anomolies, making Now and Then happen simultaneously, always going forward and backward in time until we all disappear up our own exist-ends.
Weird shit existing when you're sober: fun, interesting
Seeing that weird shit when stoned: oh fuck
"It's *48* extra days of love a year"
"The Beatles will not be responsible for *another* divergence in the space time continuum"
Hmmm
Not me bursting out laughing past quiet hours in Switzerland and getting arrested, that ending was worth itttttttt
Ringo saying "were the bbbbBEACH BOYS" is fucking hilarious
This is actually hilarious. Love the randomness of your videos. I will be listening to your songs 24/8.
Oh my god 24/8😂😂😂
"thats 48 extra days of love a year you've promised the lovely lady- its *physically impossible* to deliver, John!" - "ack its tdoo many dahys!"
this was everything I wanted, thank you
WHEEZING! And questioning the very nature of existence. THANKS, JOHN (and Tom).
Saw this in the Beatles submarineposting group on Facebook and had to find it on TH-cam. That was a good video, made me laugh a lot 😂😂
Love the British accent! The John and Paul voice impressions were spot on
That was fucking perfect. Shine on you crazy diamond
*happily opens youtube*
Ah let's see what hyperfixation Tom has got for us today!
Legit get happy every time I watch these cause it’s a kind of chaos that I love
"Or have you already forgotten about yesterday, John?" I love the genuine weight and somberness George delivered this line with. They know what they've done.
“You’ve broken Ringo, now we’re gonna have to get a new drummer.”
I didn't notice before you pointed it out, one could actually make a pretty decent "we broke the space-time continuum" movie based only on Beatles songs.
I paused it right before the whole "we won't be responsible for ANOTHER space time continuum issue...or did you already forget about Yesterday?" to play some games with friends and I watched the rest of it later and holy shit I wasn't expecting it to go that direction thats just so damn clever you are an inspiration for people to take interesting ideas and run with it even if its weird
I’m not even a Beatles fan, but my sense of humor is so warped that the Ringo bot made me scream. 😂
What's great is that the Beatles would probably have found this hilarious
Thats a good impression of the old scouse accent...
My new favourite Tom Cardy vid. Keep it up my friend!!