I watched the first 20 seconds, paused, played through the entire game without jumping (Including greed which was painful) and then came back to watch. Nice.
@@DaveDotEXE I used malicious railcannon to make it straight to the top then I used the ultra boost Speedrun skip to hit the checkpoint so I could skip the acid room.
@@tsquitz the ultrakill fandom wiki is hilarious. "Gabriel is one of two characters to use the word "Fuck"" "both him and now his inner-weeb are slowly dying together day by day." "Soldier: Literally PepsiMan." "Sisyphean: So broken Hakita nerfed it the next day." "Cerb: Massive stone statue wielding an orb of pure "fuck you" energy." "Also cerb: Does *NOT* have 3 heads and isn't a dog." "Sentry: Solves practical problems." "Virtue: *_Be not afraid."_* "Druid & owl: "Says "fuck" on occasion." and another honorable mention *_"G a b r i e l G a m i n g"_*
Player: "Why can't I jump?" V1: "I crippled my legs in an really cool way so that I can cripple everyone else here." Player: "But wouldn't it be easier if you-" V1: "I call the technique *ULTRACRIPPLE."*
You can use it to skip the entire acid room, there's no limit to how long you can slide and by strafing with A and D you get enough control to move through the obstacles
only if you slide with enough speed, i've tried sliding normally before, it would be too slow to let V1 skip like a rock, it either have to be done with boosts from explosions or slam storage sliding.
i was mid-bite of a sandwich when i got to the mouse spazzing and that made me choke the immediate transition to regular show sfx gabriel had me GENUINELY, *ACTUALLY* choke for a second and as soon as i recovered from that i was right back to teary cackling holy shit
hey i have a challenge for you, i dare you to beat all the bosses (SM, double SM, minos prime first phase, maurice) that are parriable with shotgun parries only ! and normal parries for minos's second phase.
Loved this and loved the editing, getting P rank doing this on Gabe and then you doing P-1 was amazing, absolute legend. Don't even care if this thought is true but I genuinely feel like the dev saw this video and gave the rocket launcher a damageless rocket jump because they want to have us do something like this as a level challenge at some point Could do a followup video with the new tool and see how much becomes easier and if anything is strangely harder?
Oh the sequel for this video is definitely coming. I am currently away from my PC, but I will get to work the moment i can. Also I'm glad you enjoyed the video!
Thank you! You probably won't be seeing other stuff like this in the coming weeks because I'll be quite busy, but I do plan on making it get high effort videos like this one as soon as I can. For now enjoy the shitpost
@@DaveDotEXE If the editing and videos are this good, I'm sure people will happily wait, you don't need to release videos everyday or week, it's not old TH-cam anymore, dont worry
I already knew about the [redacted] being in the next update, but I'd like you not to talk about it in case there's someone still waiting to play the update... like me.
What? I did a full run of act 1 (and 2) without it, if anything it shows the opposite no? I don't think any of the movement abilities are overpowered in the game, especially now with the whiplash nerf
Hakita: Put stairs here and there and even there, hmm maybe here Hakita's brain: Why so many stairs? Hakita: someone is going to play this without their space bar
@@DaveDotEXE He didn't say P-rank, so you can take your time. And you can still avoid damage. Edit: shit, didn't see the damageless part of the comment, that's fucked up Geoffrey. Double Edit: Is Pinos supposed to be Minos P-rank ? Sounds so silly. Also yeah, forget the no P-rank part, you do not have time. TRIPLE EDIT: I P-ranked Minos fist only in all difficulties already, it was hard enough, wtf is wrong with you Geoffrey.
@@DaveDotEXE Yeah the type of content the game can provide is mostly the niche Apocalypse boss-melt videos that not everyone would find interesting, but thinking from an outsider's POV, I think a playthrough with an extremely goofy build (like Leto's Bellyflop, Daredevil's Charm naked barefist...) that just looks funny, skimmed through and compacted into a digestible size like this video, could get me watching. On a different topic, I wish you much success. I'll be along for the ride. Can see you put effort into your vids with the editorial timing and everything, you deserve much more attention
I watched the first 20 seconds, paused, played through the entire game without jumping (Including greed which was painful) and then came back to watch. Nice.
How did you find the platforming in 3-2?
@@DaveDotEXE I used malicious railcannon to make it straight to the top then I used the ultra boost Speedrun skip to hit the checkpoint so I could skip the acid room.
@@daffoplays6616 damn i never even thought of using the mal railcannon
@@DaveDotEXE Hell ye. You should try greed.
Shoot dude same. Was amazed how doable it was to be honest
I just find bosses that say "Die!" and then the player dying immediately a very funny situation.
@@tsquitz the ultrakill fandom wiki is hilarious.
"Gabriel is one of two characters to use the word "Fuck""
"both him and now his inner-weeb are slowly dying together day by day."
"Soldier: Literally PepsiMan."
"Sisyphean: So broken Hakita nerfed it the next day."
"Cerb: Massive stone statue wielding an orb of pure "fuck you" energy."
"Also cerb: Does *NOT* have 3 heads and isn't a dog."
"Sentry: Solves practical problems."
"Virtue: *_Be not afraid."_*
"Druid & owl: "Says "fuck" on occasion."
and another honorable mention
*_"G a b r i e l G a m i n g"_*
@@xdarin_ "What? How can this be? Bested by this, this, THIS FUCKING GOPRO!!!"
@@xdarin_ ah yes
@@xdarin_ one of my favorites is the wiki saying v1s health is 10 but displayed as 100
@@xdarin_ "I'm going to fucking poison you!"
"What"
the funny part about this video is that he could jump at any moment and 90% of us would not notice because we're used to jumping constantly
i found a point where he jumps at 4:15
@@meep3899 I think that's probably the shockwave from Maurice, as you can see that the husks were pushed up too
@@Ana-zo5ph right yeah i jump too much to notice that stuff
i forgor maurice shockwaves push you up too
@@meep3899 I hate how the 2nd time I watched it I didn't realise he wasn't meant to jump
I jump so much my 200 hours in game probably about 10 minutes is touching the ground
Player: "Why can't I jump?"
V1: "I crippled my legs in an really cool way so that I can cripple everyone else here."
Player: "But wouldn't it be easier if you-"
V1: "I call the technique *ULTRACRIPPLE."*
*gets UltraRicoshooted*
+disrespect
You call being ULTRACRIPPLED A MARTIAL ART!?!
@@ONexorO *fails to break his own legs*
Wait, doesn't that mean that in the original, you need to kill yours-
If you slide onto liquid, for example the acid, you skip. You can't turn, but you can use it to skip the last platform of the acid room.
🤓
You can use it to skip the entire acid room, there's no limit to how long you can slide and by strafing with A and D you get enough control to move through the obstacles
I also just found out Malicious Railcannon is strong enough to launch you up to the top in 3-2, leaving you with 50 hp instead of the 15
@@DaveDotEXE literally you
only if you slide with enough speed, i've tried sliding normally before, it would be too slow to let V1 skip like a rock, it either have to be done with boosts from explosions or slam storage sliding.
ULTRAKILL fan: **sees mind flayer**
*Neuron activation*
AWOOOOOOGA BIG TIDDY ABS MOMMY
Those things are Cybergrind run enders, when they spawn you know you'll probably die
*instantly starts overcharging shotgun*
@@ZedDevStuff i like slam storage jumping far far from the arena and fighting the mindflayer in an epic aerial 1v1 with cool background music
@@jestrogen the miniscule ratio of mindflayer or mirage fanart vs. any of The Dudes is confirmation of this
6:58 that is the relief of a man who reached the goal after a mountain of tribulations.
The hysterical spazzing cracks me up everytime lmao.
i was mid-bite of a sandwich when i got to the mouse spazzing and that made me choke
the immediate transition to regular show sfx gabriel had me GENUINELY, *ACTUALLY* choke for a second and as soon as i recovered from that i was right back to teary cackling holy shit
absolutely based usage of cruelty squad sfx
Only 30 hours into Gorbino's quest and I'm loving it
500 hours of mind puming action
@@DaveDotEXE i feel like MJ fuck and V1 would get along well
Cruelty squad sucks lmao
@@soup9911 virgin blood is fuel vs chad organs are money
based that you manage to make this look fun in reality if you try this you are ganna fall asleep in 2 seconds also man that editing is good i wont lie
wdym its a good game
@@Certainsomeone i meant the chalenge isnt fun
It was really fun actually, I encourage anyone willing to try and P rank the game while crippled
@@DaveDotEXE irl?
@@crosssans9984Of course irl, what else could he have meant?
5:48 10/10 would open 30 more tabs.
the code is 4876537 btw
9:46 minos prime: -talking about failed salvation-
V1: *gun sound intensifies
Damn that was some absolutely exquisite ADHD level editing, incredible stuff, subscribing for more retina destruction, good job
What are you doing here? GO WATCH THE SEQUEL ALREADY‼️ th-cam.com/video/Ua2fzVPed7o/w-d-xo.html
congrats
Minos prime, I cannot prepare thyself anymore
Make a Discord Server
@@Yubungus nah, too much work
hey i have a challenge for you, i dare you to beat all the bosses (SM, double SM, minos prime first phase, maurice) that are parriable with shotgun parries only ! and normal parries for minos's second phase.
The moment a friend of mine tells me about and explains to me this entire game, I get this recommended
Google is listening
They are always watching
I decoded to rewatch this video on my tv and as soon as the mindflayer scene played my mom walked in 💀💀💀
@@thatlatiasuser lmao
to think all that entrance pain in 3-2 could of been avoided by a core snipe or ultraboost (great video btw your sanity loss with not be in vein)
true but i more meant the initial starting climb when i posted this
castle vein?
This video honestly in my opinion deserves so much more i love the whole thing 10/10 can't wait to see layer 5 and 6 with this!
5:46
thank you for using my meme lmao
legit didn't expect that
video's really well made :)
who are u
Best thumbnail ever seen on TH-cam, the One Who Posed the model must be a really cool guy
6:17 that transition
Loved this and loved the editing, getting P rank doing this on Gabe and then you doing P-1 was amazing, absolute legend.
Don't even care if this thought is true but I genuinely feel like the dev saw this video and gave the rocket launcher a damageless rocket jump because they want to have us do something like this as a level challenge at some point
Could do a followup video with the new tool and see how much becomes easier and if anything is strangely harder?
Oh the sequel for this video is definitely coming. I am currently away from my PC, but I will get to work the moment i can. Also I'm glad you enjoyed the video!
My PC crashed right at 3:08 and I wasn't even mad.
v2, tired of getting his arms stolen, steals v1's legs.
The fact that the “28 incognito tabs” is the most replayed part made me spit out my coffee laughing
Neuron activation
Your God tier editing had me rolling all the way through the episode, gained a new sub
Can't wait for part 2 with the new upcoming layers this summer !
The editing and humour in this video is absolutely incredible. Even with so little talking it’s absolutely hilarious.
Startled we with the FK music at 9:20. Truly a cultured gamer. Love the editing :)
If someone asks what if feels like to enter the gaming flow, show them the attempt at 7:40 in this video.
4:04 I’m genuinely surprised to hear a clip of yumi’s stupidity but it works insanely well
Its my first time seeing any of your videos and i gotta say, im in love with your editing, good job bro!
Thank you! You probably won't be seeing other stuff like this in the coming weeks because I'll be quite busy, but I do plan on making it get high effort videos like this one as soon as I can. For now enjoy the shitpost
@@DaveDotEXE If the editing and videos are this good, I'm sure people will happily wait, you don't need to release videos everyday or week, it's not old TH-cam anymore, dont worry
Watched the video, enjoyed your editing style and then went to see that you only had 149 subs
you now have 150 subs
Eyy thank you! Although content like this will probably be sparse, since it takes so long to make
Just checked a month later and you were at 1.61k
You are now at 1.61k + 1
The army is ever growing
Not jumping once in a run should be an actual achievement in game that you can be proud of
Achievement unlocked: ULTRACRIPPLED
Gabriel threatening to FUCK you (MMMMMMMMMH) makes me lose it every time
Great editing, highly enjoyable, good stuff!
Dam, I loved this video. The editing skill, music, gameplay, memes. Everything is amazing. Good job my boi, I will subscribe now
I'm glad you've enjoyed! I will post more stuff but I doubt I'll reach this level of quality again lol
2:59 you absolutely naiekd that transition
And I did absolutely terrible at writing that comment, it's supposed to be nailed
@@BakaMitaiGuy edit comment
Holy fuck incredible editing
I thought I was watching someone hella popular and see how underrated your shit is
Keep it up man
Dude, I really love the music you used!!!
Gabriel: Your crime is existance.
V1: No screw you
that fight knight theme ending so good
fight night OST is a fucking banger
6:29 yall fr having so lust of intent.
Imagine jumping in Ultrakill, what a weird thing
Couldn't be me
I love this video and this game. Great editing!
this chaotic editing is amazing.
The funny thing is, now that the rocket launcher exists you can do this challenge and basically jump whenever
I already knew about the [redacted] being in the next update, but I'd like you not to talk about it in case there's someone still waiting to play the update... like me.
Man that editing is just amazing subbed
Eyy thanks
8:44 Sometimes. . . .even V1 starts believing in God. . . .
Oh the fight knight OST, very based, my friend
Don't know why but the "Your Jordans are fake as fuck" at 6:00 always cracks me up
The fact you used the Minecraft Xbox 360 battle music makes me so happy!
8:30 don't you fucking dare talk trash about the spiral staircase
spinal*
L+ratio+cope+seethe+mald+youfelloff+AIRSHOT+MAURICED+CANNONBALLED
Your choice of music is so nostalgic
These who tried console mc minigames will understand
9:52 bro calm down his already dying
gotta diE FASTEER
probably the funniest "blink an you'll miss it" humor i've seen in a while
this channel is so underrated, great content
keep up the good work 👍
Thanks man! :) Don't expect content like this in the near future though, irl stuff is messing with me
God I love the old Minecraft minigame music, 10/10 taste
1:44 this is a unholy sound effect you have no right to know about lmao
Finally someone has recognized the beauty that is Minecraft Console minigames music
I thought this was a normal play threw of someone kickin ass until 3:37, you played so well that I forgot.
I think this is my most favorite Ultrakill video ever
Glad to be the one who made it
ngl that dash at 4:08 was pretty sick tho
Best Ultrakill content I've seen.
Gorgeous Content, as usual
Go eat pasta
Gabriel: Your crime is EXISTENCE.
V1: Touché.
This just demonstrates how over-powered jumping is. Hakita should seriously consider nerfing it, because people rely on it way too much.
What? I did a full run of act 1 (and 2) without it, if anything it shows the opposite no? I don't think any of the movement abilities are overpowered in the game, especially now with the whiplash nerf
@@DaveDotEXE (i was joking, i wasn't being serious lol sorry if it came off as legitimate)
@@111Kineticsyou've got to excuse me, you wouldn't guess how many comments like this are actually serious
@@DaveDotEXE Yeah, that's perfect fine, I totally understand, lol. I totally get how my comment my have come across as legitimate, so my bad for that!
I'm too invested in the amazing edits to even remember it's a challenge run at times
That was way more painful to watch than I had thought and I fucking loved it
The music immediately caught my attention. Never thought I’d hear Minecraft Battle or Minecraft Spleef music from the Wii U ever again.
Those minigames really had great sound tracks
8:23 FUCK *Explodes*
"TWENTY EIGHT INCOGNITO TABS, YOU DIN'T WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?" - DaveDotEXE
My channel is the pinnacle of comedy if you hadn't figured out
Legs
EDIT: Who would've thought the hardest boss would be the 3-2 platforming section
man you made a deal with the devil to achieve greater understanding of comedy i cant i laugh every 5 sec
4:16
god i love this
Hakita: Put stairs here and there and even there, hmm maybe here
Hakita's brain: Why so many stairs?
Hakita: someone is going to play this without their space bar
Good memes. Good run. Subbed. Now go beat Pinos fist only damageless no WASD no jump no life.
No life is what I will get for attempting that
@@DaveDotEXE He didn't say P-rank, so you can take your time. And you can still avoid damage. Edit: shit, didn't see the damageless part of the comment, that's fucked up Geoffrey.
Double Edit: Is Pinos supposed to be Minos P-rank ? Sounds so silly. Also yeah, forget the no P-rank part, you do not have time.
TRIPLE EDIT: I P-ranked Minos fist only in all difficulties already, it was hard enough, wtf is wrong with you Geoffrey.
@@captainfa-it-lcon915 bro went through a whole character arc
@@DaveDotEXE I went through all 5 stages of grief reading his comment
King Minos is a real one, trying to save the already dead humans in Hell from the Wrath of The Machine with a hard CH
challenge: beat the whole game with only the default pistol
Under The Mayo challenge
@@DaveDotEXE Except the revolver actually hurts people.
BRUH 💀💀💀
Pretty easy
underrated channel alert, sheesh
Honestly 0:34 killed me 10/10 video
goofy ahh death
@@DaveDotEXE light skin ahhh v1 💀💀💀
The editing and music were perfect.
Belli gli edit comunque
this is genuinely funny and interesting to watch, its good content and i love it
2:20 i have no idea why but my pc got blue screen from watching this video
OOF
That is true pain
9:13
minos prime: *DIE!*
V1: yessir 👍
its been fun watching your pain and suffering
now do a coin only run
so not even moving? just COIN? fair enough
coin.
9:47 This is exactly what I did when I first defeated Minos
Dude I’m binging though your videos and I really like them. Nice editing, can’t wait for wacky TH-cam shit in act 2
For anyone that knows where the Gareth Coker - Double Time music is from deserves a veteran discount
I thought I was kinda good at the game, but I didn't even know you can coin toss the demon head charge
Crazy combos man
No matter how good you are at this game there's always more tech to discover and master
@@DaveDotEXE this game is the epitome of "YOU CAN DO THAT?!"
I had an inexplicable urge to scream and shout when I heard Remnant music. I love you bro
Such a good game, i want to make a video on it at some point but idk how
@@DaveDotEXE Yeah the type of content the game can provide is mostly the niche Apocalypse boss-melt videos that not everyone would find interesting, but thinking from an outsider's POV, I think a playthrough with an extremely goofy build (like Leto's Bellyflop, Daredevil's Charm naked barefist...) that just looks funny, skimmed through and compacted into a digestible size like this video, could get me watching. On a different topic, I wish you much success. I'll be along for the ride. Can see you put effort into your vids with the editorial timing and everything, you deserve much more attention
@@bigpurple6900 thanks so much man ❤️. hope the AdSense situation gets resolved so i can start buying better equipment
Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's Ultrakill no walking challenge.
most intense doom wad i've ever seen
Wow the editing is absolutely fantastic
nah bro really went out of his way to get those mindflayer images 💀
I think the funniest part was when I realized you put Minecraft Battlemode music in here
Imagine a mode where you have to move around like your actually in a wheelchair. You can't strafe, you have to use A and D to turn your wheelchair.
lmao
"THEY'VE ULTRAKILLED THE FEELING IN MY LEGS"
I just was just reminded that the Minecraft console edition pre-Bedrock-migration minigames soundtrack was fire.
great video man
Eyy thanks!
540 subs? this guy deserves way more, this is gold
alright calm down, i had like 100 when i posted the video lol
Brutal in the style meter looked like Brazil for a second lmao