Parrot: "I thought we banished you to Purple Prison. Shouldn't you be... buying something?" Spoke: "Oh I quit when I found out about this." Parrot: "You *quit* being banished???"
@@Yeah_Jaron PLEASE, you, and EVERYONE, if you haven't already, embrace the One True Only God YHWH Jehovah, Only One Jesus Christ His Only Begotten Son and Lord and Savior of our souls and the Only One Holy Spirit. God is good. God is love. Jesus is Lord. Jesus IS coming. Your soul depends on it! I have seen God act in my life. He saved my soul, changed my heart, changed my mind, helped people through me, took care of people in my life, people I hurt before I found God. God is the only reason I was able to reconcile with my dad before he died. God worked through Jesus Christ to save our souls. Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins. Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and that God raised Him from the dead and you will be saved. Be baptized in The Holy Spirit, and if He wills, water as well. Repent of your sins, accept God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit into your heart, that Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins. For God so loved the world that He gave His only Begotten Son Jesus Christ, that all who believe on Him should not perish but have everlasting life. Jesus Christ is The Way, The Truth and The Life. No one comes to the Father Jehovah God but through Him. Not long after I got saved I prayed to God for help understanding the Holy Bible, and that same day someone knocked on my door asking me if I wanted to understand the Bible. The Holy Bible says, "love thy enemy", "turn the other cheek", "If your enemy is hungry, feed him", "if he is thirsty, give him a drink", "pray for those who persecute you", "do not repay evil for evil". LORD willing, all humans may commit sin of almost every kind (gay, straight), and that's wrong, and all humans sin, as God tells us through the The Holy Bible, "for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by His grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus." The Holy Bible also says, "If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness."
i love jarons pov and way of telling story so much! 3ht was so wholesome and great and im still kinda sad that it is no longer more, but sure yall will find good teammates in the next season! :)
Hey spoke, remember that you owe me a favor? Can i get 5 thousand stack of iron please "*right i forgot that you saved my family of four fron that truck*" the sarcasn goes wild 💀
Parrot could have just created a new server with the same world downloaded and kept the IP away from spoke. If anyone tells spoke the IP his alts that have op are not on that server, and therefore, can’t unban him. Anyway, he would have to redo the entire process of getting op from scratch where someone could see and create a plug-in to prevent it in the future.
I feel like that was actually a hero story. He is the first ever hero in this world that has the power of gaming about Minecraft. It really gave me the feeling that he was a superhero at the end
4:18 "The local 'why in the world is bamboo growing here' that really, every server has" This is actually so accurate, even my realm of 5 noobs has this random line of bamboo for no reason
Dang, that giant anvil in the thumbnail reminds me of the giant anvil I built on a 'Races' event I participated in not too long ago. I even built some other giant blocks to go along with it. But that's besides the point. I think this video is pretty good, and I like the usage of anvils! :3
„I harvested drakes head for iron“ anybody without the context would be so confused
Frfr
Havent watched the video yet so comfused
@@Eclipse_L_ Watch it.
its face not head
@@immessytea the face is located on the head
"I banned him, then he unbanned himself" This had me laughing
Same
Honestly that’s quite funny
hes not joking though
@@shaneoneill1122 well yeah I know that
Parrot: "I thought we banished you to Purple Prison. Shouldn't you be... buying something?"
Spoke: "Oh I quit when I found out about this."
Parrot: "You *quit* being banished???"
Dude, im happy Jaron reached 1M. Honestly, he deserves it. IDK what it is that sets him apart from other lifesteal creators but he's awesome
If you are still wondering, its that he comes up with the WIERDEST content, and somehow i still love watching it. He deserves 1mil tho i agree
I think hes diferent then the osther coz he does not fight as much, hes passive and he pranks peapole
Only 2 comments. Lemme fix that
very yes
Congrats
He doesn’t know this yet but Drake is a permanent member…
no
How in the world does this have 6 likes
15 likes 😂
Lemme help you verified exploiter
We get u know what bb
This did not age well
4:47 “you actually smell fine” 😭😭😭 so out of nowhere wholesome
Huh
Lol
this was genuinely one of the funniest SMP videos I've watched in awhile
thank you burssty!
no way its sarah burssty
@@Yeah_Jaron PLEASE, you, and EVERYONE, if you haven't already, embrace the One True Only God YHWH Jehovah, Only One Jesus Christ His Only Begotten Son and Lord and Savior of our souls and the Only One Holy Spirit. God is good. God is love. Jesus is Lord. Jesus IS coming. Your soul depends on it!
I have seen God act in my life. He saved my soul, changed my heart, changed my mind, helped people through me, took care of people in my life, people I hurt before I found God. God is the only reason I was able to reconcile with my dad before he died.
God worked through Jesus Christ to save our souls. Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins. Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and that God raised Him from the dead and you will be saved. Be baptized in The Holy Spirit, and if He wills, water as well. Repent of your sins, accept God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit into your heart, that Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins.
For God so loved the world that He gave His only Begotten Son Jesus Christ, that all who believe on Him should not perish but have everlasting life. Jesus Christ is The Way, The Truth and The Life. No one comes to the Father Jehovah God but through Him.
Not long after I got saved I prayed to God for help understanding the Holy Bible, and that same day someone knocked on my door asking me if I wanted to understand the Bible.
The Holy Bible says, "love thy enemy", "turn the other cheek", "If your enemy is hungry, feed him", "if he is thirsty, give him a drink", "pray for those who persecute you", "do not repay evil for evil".
LORD willing, all humans may commit sin of almost every kind (gay, straight), and that's wrong, and all humans sin, as God tells us through the The Holy Bible, "for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by His grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus." The Holy Bible also says, "If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness."
i love jarons pov and way of telling story so much! 3ht was so wholesome and great and im still kinda sad that it is no longer more, but sure yall will find good teammates in the next season! :)
Everyone on lifesteal: WAR! DEATH! EXPLOITS!
Meanwhile jaron: hehe silly anvil
The best moments are when Jaron uploads something new
FRRRRRRR
tbh not really
@@themathsphobia5876 tbh yes really
True, the nice thing abt him is that he mostly does random funny stuff
Drake was looking for the miners
" *why is bamboo growing here* that every server has" one of the most relatable mc things ever
"Right I forgot that you saved my family of four from that truck"
Had me busting out on the floor laughing lmao
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂
You _what_ on the floor?
@@RRareGaming LAUGHING
Couldn't hope for a better Lifesteal ending than a giant anvil trap
"being lazy is too fun"
Never have I agreed more
2:18 he predicted the worst possible thing
“Dude, that’s it, you’ve been exploiting so much I’m banning you”
“Double it and give it to the next person”
drake the type of person to join the deadliest minecraft smp and have his head harvested for iron
He sounds like he’s going crazy throughout this, failing the trap war has had a toll on him
ruling a big kingdom is like cooking a small fish because when cooking a small fish it can burn easily, just like a kingdom
Jesus Christ that hacker is truly something else. Any ideas on what he did to get that strong?
June 30th on spokes channel all will be revealed
He bought a new gaming chair.
@@mr.thomas6348 y e s
Spoke probs gave em all strength or smtg.
@sahasrakondapalli50 Why would he do that?
1:40 where SPOKE UNBANS HIMSELF 😂😂😂
"this story starts with failure" ahhhhhh college
I will miss the three heart treo, they were my favourite team in lifesteal :(
Same
Trio* i know nobody likes me
@@dashlytherin4152 it's fine i like you
@@pd28cat 🤩😅
Sometimes the weakest branches of Lifesteal SMP provides the best content. Great job
7:18 you have awoken the boat god
"There is no grater calamity than to underestimate your oponent's strenght"
I gave you 3 stacks of iron blocks and this is how im portrayed in the Yeah Jaron video... you are never recieving a PrinceHandout again
L
Hey spoke, remember that you owe me a favor? Can i get 5 thousand stack of iron please
"*right i forgot that you saved my family of four fron that truck*"
the sarcasn goes wild 💀
Parrot could have just created a new server with the same world downloaded and kept the IP away from spoke. If anyone tells spoke the IP his alts that have op are not on that server, and therefore, can’t unban him. Anyway, he would have to redo the entire process of getting op from scratch where someone could see and create a plug-in to prevent it in the future.
You know it's a good day when Jaron go bankrupt
What an amazing gentleman you payed for the lifesteal dinner
Now he really is bankrupt.
True lol
“This story starts with failure”
my entire life:
Technoblade(pretending to join the hunting jaron down game): sure
Also Technoblade: RUN JARON ILL HOLD THEM OFF
Congrats On 1 Million Jaron. Totally Deserved!
“The enemy doesn’t know what we’re doing if we don’t know what we’re doing!” -I dunno, but it explains this video perfectly
And that, my friends, is why you don't harvest drake's face for iron.
i love how the command block was saying I smell REALLY bad but spoke was like you dont smell bad
*ring ring* that’s the BABIES calling, they want their IDEA back! I want that on merch now, Jaron.
Wait a minute….
What?
Edit: I saw You I think
You know it’s gonna be a good sprite when jaron uploads
Hey Jaron i just wanted to say congratulations on 1 mil subscribers you deserve it :)
Congrats on 1 MILLION
I feel like that was actually a hero story. He is the first ever hero in this world that has the power of gaming about Minecraft. It really gave me the feeling that he was a superhero at the end
3:00 “right I forgot you saved my family of four from that truck”
excuse me
excuse me what
Jaron sounds so happy in his own way :)
4:18 "The local 'why in the world is bamboo growing here' that really, every server has"
This is actually so accurate, even my realm of 5 noobs has this random line of bamboo for no reason
"I banned him, then he unbanned himself" >TheLeastScriptedMinecradftSeries 2024
when you said wormhole I got shivers down my spine thinking about what spoke is going to do.
This video is so good its basically a 1 mil sub special
Lifesteals not really fun anymore because of the exploiting :(
But nice video!
Jarons accent changes for 4 seconds at 0:31
Jaron: lets teach kids how to gaslight
His friends: yeah gaslighting rules
Congrats on passing the Bechtel Test homie B)
Dang, that giant anvil in the thumbnail reminds me of the giant anvil I built on a 'Races' event I participated in not too long ago. I even built some other giant blocks to go along with it. But that's besides the point. I think this video is pretty good, and I like the usage of anvils! :3
It’s a good day when yeah jaron uploads
Always love to watch a Jaron vid, congrats on 1 mill😊
Congrats on 1 mill!!!! Great video!
this man's commentary just makes my day
I can’t believe Jaron gaslit God himself.
i would JUST BEG TO THE GOD SPOKE FOR IRON
Congrats on 1 mil!
0:37 "I was using a sniper rifle " "holds an ak47"
You know it’s gonna be a good Yeah Jaron when day uploads
*The intro - Title of my life*
cow falls from space and dies
Jaron: I actually kinda needed that
Dude, Idk if you gonna see this, but as someone who has never watched a video by you ever before, that was so entertaining.
I laughed so hard for the Drake part. No cap it's the best Yeah_Jaron video
Nice video!
And congratulations on 1M subs!
Jaron is a really good guy for saving spokes family of 4
The "Ring ring, that's the baby's calling they want their idea back" had me laughing
He roasted PlanetLord Back LOL🤣
“I banned him, but he unbanned himself”
*Mission failed successfully.*
That is definitely not a sniper rifle...
Absolute banger!!! Common yeah jaron W!
Also loved the cameo 😂❤
Drizzy being a minecraft youtuber makes sense
« Dring dring , the baby’s calling and they want they’re idea’s back »
Jaron is like spoke but unspoke
The fact that I dont watch these in order leads me to just being completely baffled about how your server works
yknow i havent seen almost anyother lifesteal ep but i love it
Congrats on 1M u really deserve it
should have been 100,000 boats-
My Favirote Part Was When yeah Jaron said It Was Yeah Jaroing Time And Yeah Jaroned all over the place
why is it this easy to get likes 💀💀💀
Lol
My favorite part was when depisdead-dead_channel said it was faviroting time and faviroted all over the palce
Truly a yeah jaron moment
Oh no the isab comments is here.
😐
"Its the thought that counts even if the thought sucks" 😂
ruling a great kingdom is like cooking a small fish if you leave it unattended it will burn
jaron congrats for getting the trap to work!
You know its gonna be a good day when Yeah Jaron uploads
Congrats on the 1 mil !!!
Very reasonable amount of anvils
“I guess that’s why they call her Delilah died” *jaron speaking too soon*
Congratulations on one million subscribers
“Nearly zero”
Rekrap: what about no
oh me oh my a new Yeah Jaron upload
congrats on 1m Jaron
I love your videos!
jaron the only one that will abandon lifesteal and do it in the stupidest way
If I tried making the thumbnail it would’ve been LAGGY
"He witterwy stwood on a landmwine!" that got me...
I was gonna say somthing like "its a good day when jaron uploads" and it is but then I realized I had a life
Congrats on 1 million my guy!
"oh yeah that time you saved my family of four from that truck" İ BURSTED İNTO LAUGHSTER