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  • @alex-sf8yh
    @alex-sf8yh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3478

    I love the fact that they need to put a "this is not educational software" warning on it. I really want to imagine that some 2nd grade teacher gave this to students without knowing a thing

    • @arurramoon1965
      @arurramoon1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Students: *returns to school tramatized*

    • @Ashlolz
      @Ashlolz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      My 6 year old brother has the first game and my dad lets him because hes learning math and he never gets anywhere

    • @pysxdxlic7502
      @pysxdxlic7502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      LAWSUIT

    • @howtoknight
      @howtoknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Ashlolz that's definitly worth the ptsd

    • @arurramoon1965
      @arurramoon1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Teacher: Okay class how was the summer?
      Students: *In pure fear*

  • @vivithemage9772
    @vivithemage9772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2606

    "MY ASS CANNOT SUSTAIN THAT AMOUNT OF DAMAGE!!"
    That whole little part with fast Baldi was rediculous and hilarious.

    • @greenpeppermint7518
      @greenpeppermint7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He’s just testing his bodies limits.
      No you didn’t play speedy to get whacked by Baldi‘s ruler because he’s a masochist.

    • @gregthompson1177
      @gregthompson1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's alot of damage

    • @cinderare
      @cinderare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      23:36

    • @themetalkid0079
      @themetalkid0079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oof

    • @sadtrash4623
      @sadtrash4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He literally sounded like a tazer 😂

  • @nachoson9455
    @nachoson9455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5512

    The lockers are used against everyone except Baldi, you don’t get gummed, detention or sweeped.

    • @trugemini6849
      @trugemini6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      can you hide from baldi in the locker by using the no squee?

    • @AspieGirlArianaHale
      @AspieGirlArianaHale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Yeah, you can definitely hide from Baldi in the locker. TBH, I don’t know what you mean by “no squee”, but I’m positive you don’t need items to do it. I’ve seen another TH-camr play this game (can’t remember who) & when they hid in the locker, Baldi went right past! I think it works as long as he doesn’t see you go in, though. I also recall the hallway flooding, but you can still use the locker during that (except I’m not 100% sure if it works every time)! Hope this helps! LOL. 😊🎮👌

    • @notalive5479
      @notalive5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      ​@@AspieGirlArianaHale The locker makes noise, so I'm pretty sure in order for the locker to work you need 2 things. 1) to not get seen by Baldi, and 2) you need to have some item active that prevents Baldi from hearing you. Considering the situations where you'll want to use the locker though, it doesn't seem all too useful to have those kind of requirements.

    • @XXxFortniteDaBestxXX
      @XXxFortniteDaBestxXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no shit sherlock

    • @zachcarter1053
      @zachcarter1053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pedro?

  • @abbycorlazzoli1649
    @abbycorlazzoli1649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3833

    "That's too fast. My ass will not sustain that kind of damage, Baldi"
    Today's lesson is about the importance of context

    • @goldensunnystar
      @goldensunnystar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      XD

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      It's bad either way

    • @anchovybushwack472
      @anchovybushwack472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Nugcon Evil is evil, Stregobor

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh God I didn't even hear him say that lmao

    • @Dannyboi2462
      @Dannyboi2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      23:43

  • @AngelTheProxy13
    @AngelTheProxy13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14576

    Im not gonna lie, i laughed way harder than I should've when i heard Baldi slapping the ruler in speedy mode

    • @halcyoniscool
      @halcyoniscool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Yea

    • @princettd9474
      @princettd9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      I just spit out my coke when I heard it
      200 LIKES THANK YOU ALL☺☺☺

    • @adrianshippen4519
      @adrianshippen4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      Oh you mean the sound that comes from my parent’s bedroom when their wrestling?

    • @cynthia-draws1012
      @cynthia-draws1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Im boutta see it

    • @cynthia-draws1012
      @cynthia-draws1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      oh god LELELELELELEL

  • @wasifsalam3080
    @wasifsalam3080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1643

    Mark: goes down the halls as the flash. Baldi: SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLPASLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP

    • @loisosorio6904
      @loisosorio6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO

    • @joelolvera5025
      @joelolvera5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣

    • @thewindwakinghero7423
      @thewindwakinghero7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's to fast to slap it's more
      slapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap

    • @Kara_Bunnyy
      @Kara_Bunnyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @combust__
    @combust__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2010

    Baldi: *Talks*
    Mark: *Horrible flashbacks*

  • @Baldilocks88
    @Baldilocks88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    In this game "Gotta sweep sweep sweep" is the sound of sanctuary

    • @spinerend
      @spinerend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      it can also be everything you hate since it can push you into baldi or baldi into you

    • @walibite6115
      @walibite6115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ...And the sound of hell at the same time...

    • @territoriesoflegreaterbrit8877
      @territoriesoflegreaterbrit8877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or death

    • @NO1_CynFan
      @NO1_CynFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@walibite6115 Yes, especially when it's in the background constantly saying: "GOTTASWEEPSWEEPSWEPPGOTTASWEPSWEEPSWEP"

    • @-___-___-___-___-
      @-___-___-___-___- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nostalgia 😌

  • @Nocturnalgames-k7u
    @Nocturnalgames-k7u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    Mark: "Hello everybody my name is Markipli-
    Baldi: No

    • @DACARBOSS.
      @DACARBOSS. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @coolkid not really

    • @xyzwrx5106
      @xyzwrx5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DACARBOSS. yes really

    • @SamStormer
      @SamStormer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looking cool joker

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Markipli

    • @Nocturnalgames-k7u
      @Nocturnalgames-k7u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have done it (albeit a bit late)

  • @torchson5771
    @torchson5771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4144

    mark has a great singing voice when he’s terrified

  • @duzziewuzzie4388
    @duzziewuzzie4388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3818

    Mark: *Selects speedy mode*
    Baldi: Your ass is now grass

    • @simpatheticsimpulation5308
      @simpatheticsimpulation5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Your grass is now ass

    • @Anon.Armageddon
      @Anon.Armageddon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Your Ass is Grass and I(Baldi) am the Lawn mower.

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And my hand is the lawnmower

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      well, grass would have helped his stamina. So, it would prob be good for his ass to be made of grass. Infinite stamina.

    • @user-sk6li2fl4y
      @user-sk6li2fl4y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      heapasssss

  • @FlamingFoxProd
    @FlamingFoxProd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    17:34
    Ah yes, I too sing Opera when I'm scared for my life

    • @onishojo9430
      @onishojo9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He really hit that vibrato tho

    • @HopePapernacky
      @HopePapernacky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah he’s such a good singer

    • @cushyuu
      @cushyuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @YoungOasis "im smol bean uwu uwu uwu smol bean im so cutie uwu"

    • @Ariel1039
      @Ariel1039 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@cushyuuwtf

  • @AX3LDR0WN3D
    @AX3LDR0WN3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4130

    Mark: "LET'S TRY SPEED MODE! "
    Mark when he hears baldis slapping: *instant regret*

    • @folyobembay73
      @folyobembay73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm surprised this comment had no replies

    • @isabellayoung9448
      @isabellayoung9448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Was that his ruler orrrr

    • @_bean_3569
      @_bean_3569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@isabellayoung9448 *the ruler. we shall not speak of such things*

    • @greenpeppermint7518
      @greenpeppermint7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Even masochists have their limit

    • @_smugmaster_4553
      @_smugmaster_4553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@isabellayoung9448 >_>

  • @Winter5587
    @Winter5587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6557

    The sadness in Mark’s voice when he couldn’t put his whole name in
    _”O-Oh…”_

  • @andromeda9360
    @andromeda9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1825

    Mark: *Chooses speedy mode*
    Baldi: *Your free trial of living has ended*

    • @meatboy7484
      @meatboy7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @ecmc1504
      @ecmc1504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *Existence for markipli has expired*

    • @HypnoticHydronic
      @HypnoticHydronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment needs more likes.

    • @lowreslireas
      @lowreslireas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Baldi: *automatic paint machinegun noises with ruler*

    • @nihaaligo8561
      @nihaaligo8561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi 👋

  • @jania4375
    @jania4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1939

    Him: *hides in locker* "he'll NEVER know..!!!"
    Baldi: 🙂📏✋🏻📏✋🏻📏✋🏻"

    • @martins3942
      @martins3942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mark🙂LLC IS A GOOD OF A OF A THE THE IS OFF OF THE IT AND I OF ALL OF US JHGJGF IYT IF I WAS

    • @doggonimousdoggo6849
      @doggonimousdoggo6849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@martins3942 r/ihadastroke

    • @Dowux
      @Dowux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@martins3942 r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @derpy-furret4575
      @derpy-furret4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the same thing is going on the road and will take a good look at this name XD and the pepperoni is a good thing (idk wat I'm saying)

    • @rypyd1093
      @rypyd1093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@derpy-furret4575 now, that is an example of r/youngpeopleyoutube

  • @conch.7232
    @conch.7232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1685

    This isn’t exactly what most people have in mind when they hear the words, “Camping Trip”.

    • @MrFullCrumb01
      @MrFullCrumb01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Oh, oh, oh hi there!"

    • @zephapep6368
      @zephapep6368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrFullCrumb01 ?

    • @rundoobug
      @rundoobug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes because i'm camping rn with solar panels and a wifi hotspot so i can confirm

    • @marthaharter3115
      @marthaharter3115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LETS GO CAMPING LEMME TOUCH YA

    • @moneyhoarder123
      @moneyhoarder123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *hear

  • @warpey5632
    @warpey5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Mark: **gets in locker** _He'll never know._
    Baldy a few seconds later: *(⊙⊙)*

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Baldi: So anyway, I started flashin

    • @wiizzaard3152
      @wiizzaard3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samuel Button i didn’t expect to get that-

    • @turt8560
      @turt8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      👁👃🏻👁
      👄

    • @whytho591
      @whytho591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@turt8560
      👁 👁
      👃
      _

    • @turt8560
      @turt8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@whytho591
      👁 👁
      👃

  • @marvinschrade9055
    @marvinschrade9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    the speedy baldy slaps sounded like he was using a ruler chainsaw

  • @just_spencer6179
    @just_spencer6179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Mark: Hello everybody, my name is markiplier an-
    Baldi: *steals the god damn intro*

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Baldi the intro thief

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Tomato Sauce thaaaaaat's me!

  • @nerdomatic2489
    @nerdomatic2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    This is how you identify Markiplier:
    "I was trying to put the tape in the thing then it didn't go in the thing then I did wasn't able get"

    • @lenz4062
      @lenz4062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Best comment I ever saw that I can remember!
      10/10
      This is how you would identify me:
      *Nothing*

    • @eliramon420
      @eliramon420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love your profile picture so much! Ah the memories

    • @wearenotundone
      @wearenotundone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      speech 0

    • @miguelvelazquez4735
      @miguelvelazquez4735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is so accurate, I can see an arrow heading towards your head...

    • @thenotsoemogod5185
      @thenotsoemogod5185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got a stroke reading this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChrissGriffin2000
    @ChrissGriffin2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4101

    Mark: Chooses speed mode
    Baldi: *Pulls out machine gun*

    • @__amiaa
      @__amiaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Alexandra Dorizzi Omfg

    • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
      @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *Baldi:* "NOW IS COWARD-KILLING TIME!"

    • @ohshoottre5262
      @ohshoottre5262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Everyone: man that is one fast ruler
      Baldi: **zips up pants** uh yeah, my ruler

    • @_genova
      @_genova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh Shoot Tre YOU DID NOT JUST- 💀

    • @ChrissGriffin2000
      @ChrissGriffin2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh Shoot Tre Baldi knows how to do it right

  • @protagonistical
    @protagonistical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2279

    Mark: *gets scared*
    Also Mark: *launches his opera career*

  • @TheDarksaphira
    @TheDarksaphira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I just love that everyone's reaction to this game is just a constant 'what?'
    It's like it's a collective fever dream!

  • @ActuallyPandora
    @ActuallyPandora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2494

    Mark: let’s try speed mode!
    Baldis ruler: *machine gun noises*
    Edit: bruh am I reading that like number correctly 2.4K!?

    • @6_angie_9
      @6_angie_9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The best comment i’ve ever seen XD

    • @MoonHeroz
      @MoonHeroz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Loool

    • @yourcousinthrocky
      @yourcousinthrocky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me watching this without headphones:..
      Baldi: *LOUD AND FAST SMACKING NOISES*
      My grandpa: oh god...
      Me: OH GOD GRANDPA NO
      My grandpa: *WWII flash backs*

    • @batcat4260
      @batcat4260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yourcousinthrocky 😂

    • @ahmadgievan6413
      @ahmadgievan6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AC130 BEHIND YOU!!!

  • @claspedwings
    @claspedwings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    mark: no baldi you can't be programmed to go this fasttt
    baldi: haha stick go drrrrrrrrr

  • @wiltedwoods
    @wiltedwoods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I love how Markiplier is just like “Waiddaminute”

  • @Digital_RabbitHole
    @Digital_RabbitHole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Teacher: " Don't worry everyone, the test is not that hard! "
    The smart kid during the test: 23:37

  • @westleywill3877
    @westleywill3877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    The bully didn't just take Mark's sticks, he took a whole *TREE* from his pockets

    • @SommerSen
      @SommerSen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How the hell did he fit the tree in the first place

    • @cinnclair5068
      @cinnclair5068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thatvs actually the tree he hides with. Watching the camping trip update, you'll notice a tree moving- thatvs the bully trying to steal your sticks

  • @shogunpug4071
    @shogunpug4071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "I want those sticks~"
    "Noooo my stiiiicks"
    Top 10 anime betrayals

  • @jafie4787
    @jafie4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Mark: *starts the speedy challenge and runs around for a bit*
    Baldi: *mega slap noises appear and get closer*
    Mark: AHHHHHHHH

    • @holdthephonexylophone
      @holdthephonexylophone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That’s too fast! My ASS will not susTAIN that kind of DAMage, BalDI!!

    • @ProjextOfficial
      @ProjextOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      R.I.P. Mark's bum

    • @thundershock3750
      @thundershock3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Baldi: It's ass blasting time

  • @riddlemefish6217
    @riddlemefish6217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Don't be scared, Baldi is only 2 feet tall according to the title screen

    • @kellenfox1463
      @kellenfox1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Slender baldi

    • @emeraldadventurer254
      @emeraldadventurer254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Unless it's a custom ruler and those are feet. Or worse...
      Meters...

    • @wah--
      @wah-- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's just as horrifying 😭

  • @coffeesc1875
    @coffeesc1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    My name is M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-
    *O-Ooh-*
    This made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @sixelakeller5377
      @sixelakeller5377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love how his voice got super deep

    • @coffeesc1875
      @coffeesc1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like it's not already deep to begin with-

    • @sixelakeller5377
      @sixelakeller5377 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SupremeCaffeine true lol but it was the deepest i’ve ever heard him talk

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    Mark: "I wanna try the speedy one cuz I think it'll be ridiculous."
    *Baldi: "S A Y N O M O R E !"*

  • @helvetejegfakkesove8381
    @helvetejegfakkesove8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    15:32 he opened the door for him! what a gentleman mark is! very nice👍

  • @spiritravenheart1335
    @spiritravenheart1335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    Mark: "why would I want to go near the vacation bus it has no purpose."
    me: "if only you knew Mark... if only you knew..."
    seriously though the vacation bus is generally a good idea as it has high chance to give items on return to the school, the higher the score the more and better items you get, to a cap of 3 items that are all very useful, varying from the door lock to soda and energy bars
    Lockers are only to avoid hazards (the plane, sweeper, and the gum spitting guy)it's absolutely useless against Baldi.
    math rooms give books and last time I saw this game, the math teacher comes and gets you, wanting you back in the exact same class in a set amount of time, don't know what occurs if you don't make it though.
    fog makes it harder for everyone to see, and flooding creates whirlpools that can warp you to another point in the map

    • @rainyzzz_1235
      @rainyzzz_1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      EVERYONE LIKE SO MARK CAN SEE

    • @nuhthan
      @nuhthan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Gum Spitting guy Is named B e a n s. No joke. But good job, Hope Mark Sees this.

    • @biggboi8009
      @biggboi8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The math teacher starts yelling and chases you down and you can’t avoid her if you don’t make it on time

    • @NadellaVasishta
      @NadellaVasishta 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've seen other youtubers' playthrough where Baldi passes right in front the player hidden in the locker not noticing them.. 8bitryan had the luck of that in one of his videos..

    • @darkmeraldpvp6531
      @darkmeraldpvp6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You used one of your drawing as profile pic noice
      Also mine ofc

  • @NikemanBOOM
    @NikemanBOOM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Mark: *hears machinegun ruler slapping*
    Also mark: *terrified squirrel noises*

    • @Kektus1
      @Kektus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lame meme format, bruh

    • @miguelvelazquez4735
      @miguelvelazquez4735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kektus1 And?

    • @dabestcouldnt5116
      @dabestcouldnt5116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Miguel Velazquez it’s boring and overused.

    • @bruhmoment5042
      @bruhmoment5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also also mark: I'M NOT A PUSSY

    • @alizemumma5591
      @alizemumma5591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dabestcouldnt5116 and?

  • @The-Omega-Blade
    @The-Omega-Blade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

    "Let's try speed mode!"
    Baldi: *Prepare thine buttocks*

    • @tweepawt9400
      @tweepawt9400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I liked your comment from the context you put it in. Have thine like.

    • @kinglark1398
      @kinglark1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      thou asscheeks shall be battered harder than brick

    • @UWUmasterPowell
      @UWUmasterPowell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kinglark1398 XD

    • @amarama7654
      @amarama7654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@colbyallman how great *you* art

    • @dumbartist864
      @dumbartist864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Imma smac you!*

  • @borbleborb4586
    @borbleborb4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “So long as mr dude doesn’t come swinging through the trees with a tree on his head”
    -Markiplier 2020

  • @json379
    @json379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Mark: plays Baldis Basics
    Everyone: R E T U R N O F T H E K I N G

    • @wkshusiwnb2h27w7ww
      @wkshusiwnb2h27w7ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jacob! Evie! May the creed guide you, you vagrants!

    • @TheComicKid_
      @TheComicKid_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I aM ThE KInG oF FiVe NigHTS aT FrEdDyS!

  • @gabeandwalterpodcasts1866
    @gabeandwalterpodcasts1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    Mark: *gets two quarters*
    Baldi: COMERE BOY
    Mark: MY QUARTERS

  • @Lupa737
    @Lupa737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "Hi Baldi, I have made no progress since last we spoke" had me reeling

    • @perihangamze238
      @perihangamze238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Since I am supposed to study rn, that point got me heavily

    • @ninifofini
      @ninifofini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🎣

  • @Mattlexic
    @Mattlexic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    2:20-2:22: "Is iss-ih, is it go?" -Mark “Markiplier” Fischbach 2020

  • @TinyLadyKris
    @TinyLadyKris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "oh wow i am so fast!"
    *hears baldi's slapping*
    "OH GOD I'M NOT FAST ENOUGH!"

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      22:30 marks baldi sound

  • @princeofduccs
    @princeofduccs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    For anyone wondering about these newer characters:
    Beans(the kid that looks really odd):Apparently he tries to impress you by spitting gum or something like that, it can hit Baldi but it can hit you as well and make you go slower, though it is nice of him to apologize afterward
    Chalkles:Now I've only watched two gameplay videos on this character so be free to tell me that I'm wrong on this one because I probably am, anyway this guy is a face that appears on chalkboards, if you're in the same room as him he will then start to make mischief and lock you in a room(I'm not sure if he does other things, also I really am surprised on how many times Mark didn't even notice him when he walked past this creepy chalk creature)
    Mrs.Pomp(aka my sleep paralysis demon):Now I know she wasn't in this video but I thought it would be nice to at least include her in, she is another teacher and will ask you to be at her class in a few minutes, you can find her class using a map, once you're in her class you solve a simple math question and that's it, if you're late to her class...well let's just say she isn't too happy
    Also I wonder where Playtime and First Prize are, maybe this is just demo or they're in another part of the game

    • @Fluffimation
      @Fluffimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      1st prize got removed and playtime is in Floor 3

    • @zudiiahill2256
      @zudiiahill2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      For the chalkboard character, if you go just near him, then he locks you in. If you are in the same room, as long as you don’t go near him, then you’ll be fine :)

    • @taitrahedron
      @taitrahedron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Chalkles actually spawns in almost every blue door room when he's one of the characters in the round, but he doesn't attack unless you stay inside for too long. Also Playtime is in the game, she just happens to be pretty rare, and First Prize isn't in yet due to complications with his movement in the randomized levels, but he will be added later.

    • @dweezildee
      @dweezildee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Fluffimation Oh no, 1st prize was my favorite character :'(

    • @blitewoods
      @blitewoods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chris canning did he? i thought you just got different characters for each rotation of floors?

  • @iceninja1997
    @iceninja1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Mark: Got the sticks
    Bully: Taking your sticks to make a tree
    Mark:NoOoOoOoO

  • @spectifyydev
    @spectifyydev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    13:40 MY STICKS *Proceeds to transcend the universe in anger*

    • @topadoku
      @topadoku 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Bully proceeds to have a tree float over him using telekinesis*

  • @UnluckyCheese
    @UnluckyCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    Mark: *starts his intro*
    Baldi: *interrupts*
    Mark: *existential crisis*
    Edit: oh my god thank you all ◉3◉ ❤️

    • @RalphAquino-n5b
      @RalphAquino-n5b 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @niga3
      @niga3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love how the likes of this comment go up everytime you refresh

    • @midoriaomori6685
      @midoriaomori6685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The mouth tho 😂

    • @kristinebernadettedaelo6220
      @kristinebernadettedaelo6220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine Baldi's mouth is shooting gumballs.

    • @zeextor1159
      @zeextor1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “I didn’t breath that whole time”

  • @legendaryo9237
    @legendaryo9237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Ladies and gentlemen. Performing with an opera piece called *"OOOOAAAHHHH!!!* we have...Markiplier!
    17:34

  • @Speber
    @Speber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Markiplier king of horror games and many more. He has returned to this foresaken place.

    • @rans0mware
      @rans0mware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But one must ask, will he win this battle? For his foe has gained more strenght than he had before.

    • @stardusk9739
      @stardusk9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I consider both of you really cool and awesome--

    • @FeeIRG
      @FeeIRG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark has grown stronger as well, trained by sensei Ethan.

    • @Speber
      @Speber 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rans0mware im not sure but if mark falls he will come back stronger.

    • @chris09423
      @chris09423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      People should tell mark to play THE FOREST 💯💯💯💯💯

  • @dogsareawesome9197
    @dogsareawesome9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Lets try speedy mode"
    -Famous last words

  • @gabbyh8145
    @gabbyh8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    When mark screamed in speedy mode, all I could think of is that spongebob meme where sandy is chasing them with a lasso

  • @caseed
    @caseed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    My notifications: Markiplier: Baldi’s basics PLUS
    Me: **Flashbacks of Mark’s eternal screaming**

    • @seviathanirwan3397
      @seviathanirwan3397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The anniversary update...@-@

    • @Gosperella26
      @Gosperella26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      do do do do do do do do

    • @Rebekah-xk8de
      @Rebekah-xk8de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same

    • @mikemodern9491
      @mikemodern9491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @bensarnoski65
      @bensarnoski65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me, sees title, also me, "I'm about to watch a man scream like he's being murdered"

  • @tofana0
    @tofana0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Mark: *hears slapping sound*
    Mark: *vietnam flashbacks*

    • @bluegem2622
      @bluegem2622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When I was a kid I was too poor to afford Vietnam flashbacks 😂

    • @Mekz_
      @Mekz_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He had way too much spankings a second... RIP mark, idk - this year

    • @tofana0
      @tofana0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bluegem262 this is immaculate

    • @bluegem2622
      @bluegem2622 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tofana0 thank you 😂

    • @tofana0
      @tofana0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bluegem262 ur welcome mate

  • @brittanypumpkin
    @brittanypumpkin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The fact that Mark left the school out of fear to go on the field trip and when he got back was still thrown in detention, will always be hilarious to me🤣

  • @NicheNobody
    @NicheNobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    “I’m almost tubed out”
    *totally tubular*

    • @iloveobbiesxd
      @iloveobbiesxd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      o k . .

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I sustained brain damage reading that

    • @Itz-Slonk
      @Itz-Slonk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way the vid was playing and he said that exactly when I read it

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Baldi's mouth still flapping when he's done talking reminds me of New Horizons, because characters often do the same thing *Blathers.*

    • @coemcoem7070
      @coemcoem7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      New Horizons: episode 1of Object show '87 or?

    • @meleileen2960
      @meleileen2960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@coemcoem7070 Animal Crossing New Horizons

    • @miamicra1836
      @miamicra1836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏

  • @ryansullivan3085
    @ryansullivan3085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Baldi: *Be sure to check the controls*
    Mark: *Doesn't even consider checking the controls even though there might be new stuff*

  • @whyislifeathing5237
    @whyislifeathing5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Other TH-camrs when they are about to die: I AM S C R E W E D
    Mark: starts singing historically

  • @Hollarite
    @Hollarite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I'd be scared too if there was a guy chasing me with a ruler.

  • @chandereyan5793
    @chandereyan5793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    Me: ***drops my pretzel sticks*** Eh, it's okay....
    My mind: 13:41 - 13:49
    The mind reader who overheard me: 14:30

    • @jake-fj2zi
      @jake-fj2zi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Underrated comment XD

    • @luckani3320
      @luckani3320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Omg, I haven't laughed like this in a long time, holy crap.

    • @magicdawn1973
      @magicdawn1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      this is the best comment ever

    • @IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G
      @IAMSONICTH3H3DG3H0G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This comment Is the (PIN)acle of comedy. (IT) is amazing. Good job using (MARK)s video!

    • @faithalford7808
      @faithalford7808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i laughed for 5 minutes straight XD

  • @riisiio
    @riisiio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Didn’t anyone tell Baldi that quarantine is a thing? Get this man zoom on his computer...

    • @DangItsDan_
      @DangItsDan_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Baldi's Basics in Education and Quarantine

    • @SuperStarlena
      @SuperStarlena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DangItsDan_ Baldi: Thaaaaat's me!

    • @arsenatorr
      @arsenatorr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We shall educate this man

    • @hananshanti5491
      @hananshanti5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's nice to know that a lot of people know zoom.

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *proceeds to spank laptop with ruler*

  • @wyldegirlgamer8746
    @wyldegirlgamer8746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    17:03 scared me so bad I jumped and nearly dropped my device as well as having a sore ear at the end of the video 😂

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Everyone - “The teacher doesn’t talk that fast”
    *Baldi, the teacher -*

    • @Marshmellow3387
      @Marshmellow3387 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD TRUE

    • @Sebastian-se1fi
      @Sebastian-se1fi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can only agree to that.

    • @uperton6422
      @uperton6422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have to ask you a question, what does the heart next to your name mean??

    • @beelzebub5844
      @beelzebub5844 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uperton6422 there member

    • @uperton6422
      @uperton6422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Narutoeo E of what

  • @daisyisntcool
    @daisyisntcool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    i love how mark and matpat both referred “ytp’s” as “youtube points”

    • @blue_fireakaomarellis5729
      @blue_fireakaomarellis5729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @boybluemusic4654
      @boybluemusic4654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I instantly thought of TH-cam Poops

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boybluemusic4654 I think that's what they were going for...

    • @texticks
      @texticks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lowheadvarney158 the points are "you thought points" but i wouldn't be surprised if they went with that just so they could use that acronym.

    • @juulpod
      @juulpod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i’m glad i’m not the only one that thought of that

  • @JayRain
    @JayRain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Baldi: *dead meme from 2018*
    Markiplier: i'm about to revive this man's whole career

    • @nonbituary
      @nonbituary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Baldi isn't a meme, it's a game.
      nor is it THAT dead, but, err..
      go off.

    • @Sunflowerp3bbles
      @Sunflowerp3bbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@whackywill5979 go back to reddit everyone knows it's a joke

    • @nonbituary
      @nonbituary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@whackywill5979 bruh how is that not getting the joke? I literally got the joke, just thought justice had to be done for the game.
      But, if you wanna act like a "kek reddit normie Keane wholesome moment" edgelord and assume such bullshit.. go off.

    • @emc448
      @emc448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@whackywill5979 You're not funny.

    • @fungusonus
      @fungusonus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@whackywill5979 reddit is cringe

  • @notacouchpotato4372
    @notacouchpotato4372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Markiplier: One of few TH-camrs who can make you chuckle just by changing the webcam zoom.

  • @Luffypuff
    @Luffypuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    dirty chalk eraser: *exists*
    dirty chalk: *nervous quivering*

    • @nil7201
      @nil7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So what if both are covered in cave dust and bat feces

    • @skullprincess8744
      @skullprincess8744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cave beast with internet what-

  • @Smileandwavelol
    @Smileandwavelol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2839

    Mark: YTP, is that TH-cam Points?
    Me, remembering my YTP days: Ah, pingas

  • @yike_ss
    @yike_ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    23:08
    when Baldi *actually* breaks your kneecaps

    • @danielmclatchie2053
      @danielmclatchie2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Do you wanna keep the grappling hook, or do you wanna keep your kneecaps?

    • @TheRottenCorpseMan
      @TheRottenCorpseMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danielmclatchie2053 well you broke my kneecaps already so I'm keeping the grappling hook. That's why I cant move

  • @bwaindead5539
    @bwaindead5539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Mark: I'm pretty good at what i do
    The Bully: *I want those **_stickickickickickickickickickickickickicks_*

  • @aquarius155
    @aquarius155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Mark: *sings when he's nervous and in danger*

    • @skinniestpuma
      @skinniestpuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Coping skills 😎

    • @Asura92817
      @Asura92817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ended A Career who gives a shit its impossible to find an original comment

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SOMETHING IS DRIPPING DOWN THE HALL

    • @TheSpy149
      @TheSpy149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OR JUCIY FLESH FRUIT OR MAYBR THEY WILL STUFF ME IN A FAZBEAR SUIT! HIT THE LIGHTS SEAL THE DOOR!

    • @skinniestpuma
      @skinniestpuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Asura92817 I think you totally misunderstood me. I wrote "coping skills" not "copying skills". I think you know the word "cope". "Coping" is the present participle of that word. So, please understand something well before getting angry. 😊

  • @cofagrigusfan24
    @cofagrigusfan24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    fun fact, you can actually tell how far Baldi is away from you, from his face in the bottom right corner
    happy = close
    thinking = far way

    • @figmentedphantom3368
      @figmentedphantom3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But at like 15:30 baldi was right next to him and it had the thinking face

    • @KaiaBrodbecker
      @KaiaBrodbecker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thinking face - Baldi hears you, but can't find out where you are.
      Smiling face - Baldi hears you and knows where you are. Run.

    • @fredbearbutters5609
      @fredbearbutters5609 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KaiaBrodbeckerthe smiling face is right, the thinking face is when Baldi hears a second sound somewhere else before investigating the first sound.

    • @Gustf2
      @Gustf2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fredbearbutters5609this is correct

  • @zscAncaster
    @zscAncaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    Mark, I want to remind you that the Henry Stickmin Collection is coming out on August 7th. It features all 6 of the Stickmin games remastered, and 1 new game that's 3 times as long. Since you really liked those games and since Fleeing the Complex is one of your top 10 most viewed videos, i really want you to play the remastered games as well as the new one!

    • @moxi1125
      @moxi1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes..... *_STICKMIN_*

    • @sillygooselol2757
      @sillygooselol2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg yessssss

    • @ziqi92
      @ziqi92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Puffball probably will gave mark steam early access

    • @hainzofelps626
      @hainzofelps626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *H E N R E Y S T I C C M I N N*

    • @innocentduck788
      @innocentduck788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes i been waiting for this

  • @ButterfingersTC1973
    @ButterfingersTC1973 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    13:44 made me cry in real life mark because those noises make me think you were crying😭😭😭😭

  • @nullbodymusic
    @nullbodymusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    You've gotta play more of this, there's a new teacher character you haven't seen yet who's pretty terrifying, and the grappling hook mode is hilarious

    • @tedinthemicrowave
      @tedinthemicrowave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mrs. Pomp?

    • @qwertyqqwweerrttyy9755
      @qwertyqqwweerrttyy9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @mood. I like your pfp of zim people who know of invader zim are so hard to find know a days

  • @tvao9010
    @tvao9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    23:40 - New masochist idea.
    “Seeing how much my body can handle Baldi’s ultra fast slapping”

    • @hauntedheartss
      @hauntedheartss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sounds like something mark would do.

    • @ceru147
      @ceru147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      NOT a Masochist

    • @hauntedheartss
      @hauntedheartss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @CherryPi of course not a masochist! He just wants to see if he can handle the pain, lol.

    • @ogdegenerate7369
      @ogdegenerate7369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Q U I C K M A T H S

    • @ramennoodles471
      @ramennoodles471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I got this new anime plot-

  • @pedrohuichapa239
    @pedrohuichapa239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Bully: I want those sticks
    Mark: has a seizure
    Me: laughing because instead of taking the sticks he took a whole damn tree

    • @thegoldenstation9723
      @thegoldenstation9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think that's the tree the bully hides in to ambush the player

    • @texticks
      @texticks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thegoldenstation9723 correct, but pedro's explanation is way funnier.

    • @pedrohuichapa239
      @pedrohuichapa239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thx never had this many likes

  • @deivedux9342
    @deivedux9342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    No matter how many times I rewatch this video, the 17:00 keeps making me jump so high. I'm not even the type to be scared in games...

  • @thefoogle
    @thefoogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Mark: hello everybody my name is -
    Baldi: Y O U M A Y N O T S P E A K

    • @apfox4040
      @apfox4040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @MasterMygrane
      @MasterMygrane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Baldi interrupting the intro like a pro.

  • @alissavann639
    @alissavann639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Mark: my a** with not sustain that damage!!
    Unus annus: bet-

    • @arielle1244
      @arielle1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's a masochist

    • @mysdemoon3316
      @mysdemoon3316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely a masochists

  • @rejoicingfakepriest201
    @rejoicingfakepriest201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Jack: "I wanna take a break for a month."
    Mark: "Haha Baldi--"

  • @xxcubesawayxx2067
    @xxcubesawayxx2067 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:41 He did get gummed. I can tell because Beans said "Time to bounce, time to flee, before they throw the book at me!" That is one of his lines when he gums an NPC.

  • @MarloSoBalJr
    @MarloSoBalJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Mark chooses *Speedy* mode
    Baldi: "There was once a fish named Mark who swam too fast upstream"

    • @8regret199
      @8regret199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wheres the time stamp?

    • @dimitris5866
      @dimitris5866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@8regret199 Time stamp of what? The speedy mode? Its about close to the end of the video.

  • @deiussdelmundo9503
    @deiussdelmundo9503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    "No, no don't gum me bro...
    This is, my no gum zone..."

    • @krisgeno8049
      @krisgeno8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why i read gum as cum?

    • @GarbageHomo
      @GarbageHomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@krisgeno8049 i diagnoise you with gay

    • @2halliom
      @2halliom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@krisgeno8049 ok

    • @kokodust7396
      @kokodust7396 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@krisgeno8049 Idk

    • @dankdragonfly
      @dankdragonfly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My turtle ate my chicken nuggets and I’m so mad

  • @teeheemoxx
    @teeheemoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    When mark goes into the blue locker, baldi *_literally has a seizure_*

    • @clownjuice4617
      @clownjuice4617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      leT ME INNNNNNNN-

    • @teeheemoxx
      @teeheemoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG WHERE THE HEK DID THESE LIKES COME FROM 😳😳😳

  • @HedgeLockedonallplats
    @HedgeLockedonallplats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching mark and all the old memories flooding back is such a good feeling bro

  • @jordanyu1035
    @jordanyu1035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Markiplier: Let's try Stealthy Mode
    (5 seconds later)
    Principal of the Things: No sneaking into school after hours. 15 seconds. Detention for you. When will you learn?

    • @flamingphoenix3202
      @flamingphoenix3202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How do you even do stealth in this game?

    • @flamingphoenix3202
      @flamingphoenix3202 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I'm Self Aware maybe he sends you to Baldi...

    • @r.e.m.02
      @r.e.m.02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "No sneaking into school after hours in the halls"

    • @fatyoshi1456
      @fatyoshi1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who would sneak into school?

    • @donttreadonme123
      @donttreadonme123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fatyoshi1456 school shooters?idk

  • @hauntedheartss
    @hauntedheartss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Mark: hello everybody! My nam-
    Baldi: **starts talking**
    Mark: 👁👄👁

  • @Luffypuff
    @Luffypuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    mark: the ass slapping hasn't started yet so I assume everything is cool
    baldi: *wrong*

  • @min-kn9ny
    @min-kn9ny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Mark: Let's try speedy mode
    Baldi: *You're gonna regret that*

  • @michaelbreaux2095
    @michaelbreaux2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I feel like Baldi’s Basics is the personification of the Stonks guy if he was a video game.

    • @rooeykamishiro
      @rooeykamishiro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *M E T H S*

    • @catatomic4376
      @catatomic4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you know stinks means a constant bombardment of artillery or a moarter

  • @hyperslime166
    @hyperslime166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Mark: MY A** WILL NOT SUSTAIN THAT AMOUT OF DAMAGE!!
    Me: *Laughing at the sentence and then noticing how fast Baldi is smacking his ruler*

    • @VibeyViberson
      @VibeyViberson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      69 likes 😏

    • @mustardman9178
      @mustardman9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What is wrong with all the retarded kids in markiplier comments
      No one cares how you reacted to the video

    • @darksparkyshark430
      @darksparkyshark430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mustardman9178 that's just what TH-cam transformed into. All comments must contain COLONS, verbatim dialogue from the video and/or at least one emoji.

    • @artameti55
      @artameti55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Longest Schlong Yes, you are special. Now stop commenting about being a special and unique person because you have a special mind. Yes, very special.

    • @grayskyee
      @grayskyee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wow, you used a slur to call out someone making a comment on a Markiplier video, you’re so quirky and original!

  • @Mninjax
    @Mninjax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Mark: *sees baldi* panic
    *baldis gone*
    Mark:calm
    *baldis gone*
    Mark: PANIC

  • @Bro-cx2jc
    @Bro-cx2jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    19:25
    Mark: are you ready? here goes nothing.
    yep. that's right. it's literally nothing. and it's not going to be anything, either. heh heh heh... ya get it? i know i can't beat you. one of your turns... you're just gonna kill me. so, uh. i've decided... it's not gonna BE your turn. ever. i'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up. *even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time.*

  • @phophoenix_
    @phophoenix_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Speedy mode: **exists**
    Baldi’s ruler: 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

    • @Lozer832
      @Lozer832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Baldi’s hands: *deceased*

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet that if everyone else were in Speedy mode:
      Playtime would instantly tie us up with her jump rope by accident
      Principle would constantly say "no running in the halls" while feeling dizzy
      Gotta Sweep would constantly keep the whole school shiny
      A&C would run away like Sonic, charge at us like the flash, and then spin around like a tornado
      1st prize would "hug" us like a bull
      beans would chew faster than he runs
      Chalkles would cover up the whole class room with white dust.
      and Mrs. Pomp would tell us to go to her class in 5 seconds.

  • @icelotx1665
    @icelotx1665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Mark: You want to see me suffer more just let me know
    Me: YES

  • @Lawrenz-cz5cp
    @Lawrenz-cz5cp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Mark: Chooses Speed Mode
    Baldi: so you have chosen quickie death

  • @Superbee218
    @Superbee218 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    When you come back, consider revisiting this game. It has been considerably fleshed out since this video.

  • @seekingtheking4098
    @seekingtheking4098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Baldi: Welcome to my schoolhouse!
    Mark: *Vietnam War Flashbacks*