Baldis Basics Plus: IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ก.ย. 2024
- It's time to look at the special modes in Baldi's Basics PLUS... how impossible are they?
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So, Baldi can hear doors opening across a huge school building, yet his ears somehow tune out the loudness of the grappling hook continuously clanging around? XD
It's so loud it's silent.
And also Mark screaming constantly
@@controngames8308 Imagine if they made it to where Baldi could hear people when they are talking...that would screw over Mark bigtime, no offense Mark.
His ears must be bleeding from how loud the grappling hooks really are.
Baldi doesn't even have ears 😔
Markiplier: _chooses speed mode_
Baldi: *PULLS OUT A M A C H I N E G U N*
Yup
Lmaooooo
XD
Daniel Zhu Haha VRUMAVRUMABRRRRRR
Wait.
Does the game take place in America
The game: "Jumpscares are pretty light in this version of the game"
LIXIAN: "Don't worry I got this"
am 700th like am happy.
the game
😂
969th like-
Yeah they were unsettling
“Hi, my name is markiplier. Welcome back to Baldi’s Basics, which is this game.
With this guy.
And that ruler.
That is going to fit.
*Somewhere in me.”*
*instant regret*
*confused screaming*
*Intrigued confusion*
Instant pain
*V I S I B L E P A I N*
"Your legs don't work so you use a grappling hook." I'd love to replace my wheelchair with that
You would have to wear some real heavy duty clothes or else you’d get some serious rug burn
DragonLuvr no, you could just use the grappling hooks to pull you along in your wheelchair
just sit in the wheelchair, but use the hook to pull you
As long as you don't spam it in random directions, you're good to go :D
One one hand, you'd kill any chance you ever had of getting your legs better.
On the other hand, you'd look *rad as hell*
Mark bragging about how lovely and puffy his hair is.
Well now you're just outright rubbing it in Baldi's face.
*the baldness intensifies*
@@theaitokyo no, the slapping intensifies lol
LOL 😂😂😂
mark tends to push buttons that dont belong to him *camra pans over to Wade waving with a dumb smile*
Mark:my hair is super fluffy 😅
Baldi:😢
Mark: stealthy mode is *impossible*
Old mark beating fnaf: *shame*
I agree with you. Shame, New Mark
To be fair, you can tell when he isn't enjoying a game and just playing for views. FNAF is a franchise he likes, this one you can tell just frustrates him. Why should he try on something he clearly is just playing because his viewers heckle him into doing it?
@@cosmicmuse2195 That's very true. I don't understand why he doesn't like it because it's basically the same kind of "infuriating horror" style that FNAF has but then again, humans have different tastes and that's what makes us unique and different.
@@exterminator9676 Fnaf has a very different feel to it, since in it your character is stationary and in a legitimately scary environment. It makes sense people would prefer one over the other.
@@exterminator9676 why r u angery and telepor mrak.
I love how poofy and floofy Mark's hair is, thank you Momiplier.
15:36
I used to play mario kart on my old tv on an xbox 360, truly nostalgic.
(Ur pfp)
@@Roxanne_S1mp Nice, I used to play a lot of games on my PS2 and 360 as well so I'm there with ya' too
@@supershyguy1680 am not alone yey
I wonder if he kept using it 🤔
Rules of the stealth game: use chalk erasers, lockers, AND YOUR MAP, to hide from the principals
5 minutes later
Mark: “Oh I can use the map!”
i read this comment RIGHT after he said that😂
Emillia Lawler my plan is working perfectly
Same about the map
*Markiplier in front of the principal*
"I'm vaping too hard right now"
The principal: BOI YOURE NOT DOIN IT TOO WELL, LEMME TEACH YA HOW TO DO IT!
Curlyyummyxox he finna get schooled
🌬
It's 666 likes, hell yah!
666 likes i wont ruin it
Lets all thank Momiplier for giving Mark shampoo that really makes the floof more amazing than usual
When he says no one cares and we actually cadre 🥺❤️
@@marivelazquez4116 everyone cadres
Ya
gotta get that floof fanservice
ᴇxᴄᴜsᴇ ᴍᴇ sɪʀ, ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪs sᴏᴀᴘ
The pure, raw horror and shock on Mark’s face when he first encounters Mrs. Pomp is truly something special.
18:48 Mark: "Is this a library, why is there a library?"
Audience: it's a school
@Tenoki mine did. Lol
i think its cuz there isnt normally a library
Mine had one
Mine too
My school has a library
Tips for Mark!
1) There is a new character on the 3rd floor you haven’t met.
2) There’s another jumpscare if you miss the teachers class.
You missed the water fountain
3) 5+4 isn't 1
@@TheMindaeva he thought it was 5-4
@@leomartinez8382 he missed a tinted rock
Very helpful tips...
Imagine you go into the locker and the principal just sees tons of smoke coming from the locker
No smoking in the locker in the halls
Your profile picture made me think there was a hair on my screen
Aquafoof dark mode
Aquafoof t u r n d a r k m o d e o n
No smoking in the halls DETENTION FOR YOU
Mark: None of you care about this
Literally all 26.3M subscribers: *would willingly watch a full length video of him reviewing shampoo his mom gave him*
i would not
@@oceanman7176 ok
I would say now it's 26 million and a half
Now it changed
29 million would willingly watch now.
“I don’t know where I am”
Another mark walks in*
“There I am”
Nice edits lixian
15:01
Lixian is the best
Cozy Shark-
Please change that profile pic
Dorito Bag why?
@@ImJustAGuy612 coming from a dorito bag
God, or whatever god they believe in or exists, please bless momiplier for doing a good job raising mark
whoever doesn't will feel the wrath of baldi
Koreans are usually Buddhist, so if Mark's mom is then the answer is no god. Buddha isn't a god.
I believe I’m god, this month I do”
RUNA What if a God does a exist? You never know.
@RUNA omg your like totally edgy and cool♡♡ thats so cool of you i love guys who have negative inputs against other peoples good wishes when it comes to religion♡♡ dont cut yourself with all that edge ♡ god bless lol
Mark: Hides in locker
Baldi: *One-Punch Man Serious Sidesteps*
Yes and they’re both bald
One slap man
hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahhaahahhaahahaahaahaha
hahahahahahahaha.
"what are you doing with your life besides wasting it watching me?"
Hit deeper than it should..
"it's like attack on titan except with me and baldi"
imagining baldi as a titan genuinely scares me
oh god, now the "WOW!" makes sense.
With a giant ruler to squish you
Soooo... would that make Baldi a poorly thought through nazi/Jewish metaphore by season 4?
Mark: *whistles to the tune of the Principal*
Me: *Fascinated because I've never heard him whistle that good*
Timestamp?
Ok
11:54
Alright okay guys calm down your gaping holes, not that big of a deal
Mark: "Not the worst way that I had to deal with traveling."
Me: ~Remembers Mark playing I Am Bread~
Also Me: "Fair."
Me- Also remembers him playing Getting over it* Yeah pretty fair
Me: Remembers Mark playing Getting Over It
Also me: Undisputable
remember him playing Vanish
The reactions Mark has when he's really freaked out by something never fail to make me laugh
Agreed lol 😂😆
same
Mark: “That ruler....is gonna fit somewhere in me.”
Everyone including Mark: *V I S I B L E D I S G U S T*
* Visible Lust
*_visible confusion_*
💧👁👄👁
XD
🅱️ruh moment
I am confusion
“That ruler.. That’s gonna fit somewhere in me”
..... We’ll leave that to your imaginations...
Unus Annus list of video ideas
My mind went to a baaad place-
Come on guys be mature he is just going to stick it up his nose to make a funny face
Right... right
That Radical Fresh Sans same here
Obviously he's talking about his urethra
Mark: " _Baldi._ You have met your match."
Baldi: >passive, unimpressed stare
Coincidentally I read this the exact moment he said it
Hasn't seen a comment from you recently, I was worried
When u run out of stamina, use the water fountains on the wall. They replenish your stamina
@desmond wahab what? I think you meant to post this as a comment, not a reply
And that's a stolen comment from The Adicy Games...wow.
(Also sorry if I spelt that wrong)
@@Peeshart47 the acidity games
@@rowboat10 haha thanks
@@Peeshart47 no problem man
Mark: "Wait, stop."
Video: *Stops*
Me: *Momentary confusion till I realize the internet dropped*
F
Nice
LOL
@Zoe Trasteli when something sad happens we use F to Pay respects
@Zoe Trasteli its a meme kind of way sooo
i love how breaking the old beta version of Baldi's Basics has led to a fun little challenge of speed and determination
Edit: *Cough* I didn't know i was going to wake up with this many likes. I uh.. yeah.
And much like any good test of determination, YOU'LL EVEN COMEBACK AFTER DYING!
SORIEL AND FRASRIEL FOREVER
Yeah ( ╹▽╹ )
Please don’t
Please no
mark: ...with a ruler thats gonna fit somewhere inside me...
baldi: *comes down the hallway slapping at 110 m/h*
Ok, I seriously read that as clapping instead of slapping and it just made me laugh even harder than I already was XD
Thats slow
@@sparrowhogue8496 he comin to clap those Markiplier buttcheeks
Mark: “what am i supposed to do???”
also Mark: *doesn’t read the fucking instructions*
“I’m very good at the math” *flashbacks to when he said 5+4=1* Thanks for 2k guys! 🥳
And then didn’t even acknowledge it
I think he thought it was subtracting not adding lol
No i am the best 1+1=69
@@seemaramdhanie1925 nice
Xd
E
Mark: That ruler is going to fit.. Somewhere in me.
Amy, Bob, Wade and all of Marks other friends: you wanna tell us something?
Ethan is probably his one friend chuckling with a knowing look in the back.
14:10
Woah there cowboy MarkimOO
mark: "i used it and look how poofy my hair is, it's sO pOOFY-"
me: haha mark hair go ✨p o o f✨
thank you for the shampoo momiplier
very much appreciated, big preesh
Much wholesome
Floof the hair
Mark talking about the Shampoo his mother gave him is incredibly wholesome
“The ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me” -Markiplier 2020
PAUSE!!!!
No.... u disgust me
Thats sounded so wrong but kinda innocent at the innocent at same time
💧👁👄👁
Markiplier: *searches the purpose of the dirty chalk eraser*
Also Markiplier: *didn't do any research on the importance of enchanting table and technically waste some lapiz and experience*
Look for my comment on that video and get other people to like it. It has all the information Mark needs for that thing.
@@reinhardtwilhelm835 Why do you deserve any like promotion when Mark can just look up that information for himself. Plus it's not like some ancient information that only you know, most players do. Therefore your information holds little value worthy of liking.
If Mark really wants to know he'll look it up from his own accord, or at the very least, hopefully, see a comment that doesn't request likes or the fetching of such.
*Warning Screen Flashing Incoming*
Me with a Headache: is this some sort of joKE?
:WARNING! Screen Flashing Incoming:
Me: with epilepsy is this some sort of joKE?
The Epileptic people in the comments section:
😂😂😯😯😥😥😥😱😱😱😱😱
Gotta sweep sweep swetjcdijddjknfd!
@@billiam7546 lmao yESss
@@sleepykitty8918 lmao yes
The flashing not so annoying but headphones and slapping not good
1:00 to 1:12 is my favorite part of this hes sceeaming like hes getting an entire rulee somewhere inside of him
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mark: Not the worst way of... travelling
*Flashbacks to getting over it*
Oh... sh
And pogostuck
Getting over it flashbacks are mark’s equivalent to Vietnam flashbacks
@@kylefinn5301 facts
Why does the teacher look like a mutant Pez dispenser..?! :O
LMAO THE NEW ONE?? YEAH SHE DOES
Her name is Mrs.Pomp, she’s a head in a shoe, and she scares me
bro the first time I saw her I dropped my phone on my face, wtf is that monstrosity
Shit you have a point
She honestly looks like a god damn photoshop meme xD
Mark: "That ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me"
Everyone including Mark:
V I S I B L E D I S G U S T
i SUBSCRIBED to your channel
i seen you before on a other video lol
I subbed
Good job you’re almost to your goal
Me: *visible interest*
Im rewatching this and I just love Marks Fluffy hair and the fact he stops to talk about how wholesome his mom is.
Nobody:
Grapple mode: *when your legs dont work like they used to before*
This is actually funny
*use a hook rope to sweep me off my feet*
Ed Sheeran reference I see you are a person/bot of culture.
I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did at this lol
Why is this so funny
Mark is the only man on this Earth that can turn every game sexual
That's a skill literally anyone can easily possess.
EDIT: Guys. Guys. _Guys._
I never said I don't like Mark and I certainly understood the "joke". I was critiquing the wording. If this was instead worded as "Gotta love how Mark turns every game s[e]xual" or something, I wouldn't have commented. _I don't think you quite understand what a whoosh is._
@@FormulaFanboy do you not know what a joke is
Formula Fanboy Not like Marki tho U^U
Formula Fanboy r/woooosh
what abt jay
10:42 “no being in school aft- *BRRRRRrrRrRrRrRR* “
Lmaoooo
Haha,game go *BRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRRrRRRRr*
😂😂😂😂😂
Now I have the experience of watching Markiplier play Captain Levi's edition of Baldi's basics forever in my brain. Thank you sir I will never not enjoy your content.
Everyone's talking about the ruler bit, but can we just talk about how sweet Mark's relationship with his mom is? That shampoo bit was so wholesome
"That ruler is going to fit somewhere inside of me" - Mark Edward Fischbach 2020
Ok😑💅🏿😂???
Eyes
Eyes
*Sees 5 + 4*
Mark: *desperately repeating one over and over again*
Me: huh??
He probably was thinking of 5 - 4 which does equal 1.
He tried it once?
"If someone tries to touch you in a place or way you don't like, *that's no good."*
Baldi: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
_Literally less than 10 seconds in_
*"This guy and this ruler will fit somewhere in me."*
-Markiplier 2020
Markiplier: "That ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me."
Me: *"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"* **SCREAMS**
I absolutely adore your profile picture.
꧁ Shigaraki_Person ꧂ ok
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@@ratastic What made you do this?
Did it hurt you?
Do you need help?
@@ratasticWho's holding you hostage? How can we help?
Mark taking a second to talk about momiplier buying him new shampoo is probably the most wholesome thing I've seen in a while
Ikr
I love it so much
"Hi, my name is Markiplier. welcome back to Baldi's basics. with this guy, and this ruler that is going to fit somewhere inside of me."
perfect pt.2 intro
Mark: Ooo my hairrrr is so fluffy
[Everyone liked that]
Alopex Lagopus it doesn’t work like that
1:18
wholesome keanu chungus 100 gold moment
[I liked that]
mark: "don't you watch all my videos?"
me: yes i do.
mark: "why not?"
me: i-...... i do....
*L I A R*
All 4,721 videos?
@@maltorvolt9694 .oo.oo0p
O
O
O
O
''Not the worst way i had with the traveling''
Getting over it flashbacks.
19:22 MADE IN HEAVEN! TIME IS ACCELERATING!
19:27 🎵BEAT MODE🎵
Just imagine if Mark gets a auto-clicker for the grappling hook mode.
Breh yers
Dang thx for all the likes
Oh Lord no.
Alex Martinez that’s like barely any likes or do you mean
Shelley Lauren, I never had this many likes before that’s what I mean
Mark: "Not the worst day that I had to deal with travelling"
Me: Flashbacks Mark playing "I'm Bread"
Also me: "Fair"
3 words... Getting.. Over.. It
*I'm*
I Am Bread*
TIPS ON HIDING IN LOCKERS.
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The Blue colored lockers can be opened, and used for hiding from Baldi and other characters.
However, when they are opened they make a sound that Baldi will hear; therefore he will know which locker the Player hides in.
However, you can mask the noise of the lockers by using the Noise Phone, or if you input Baldi's Least Favorite Tape into the Tape Player BEFORE hiding in a locker..
Hope these little tips helped you during your gameplay!
Please like this comment so we can get Mark to read it so it can help him out too!!
Thank You all!
You can also use W/D no squee on them to make them silent so that baldi doesn't hear you
@@sebybab6579 they removed it I thought
@no nope You originally couldn't spray them but you can now. You can also enter and leave a locker quickly without Baldi seeing you in order to lure him towards the locker and potentially make him lose you
Noise Phone? What type of advanced technology that a phone would disable a noise?
And he never played again….
Game Jumpscares Mark:
Darkiplier: You chose to die here, very well.
0:46 Now that's the level of smacking that I like to hear right there xD 👌
oh no
@@Senakifxy XD
I read this as level of fapping! XD
Ol red butt cheeks lookin like raw hamburger meat
"That Ruler will fit somewhere inside me."
Mark: *slowly realizing and contemplating what he has just said*
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
Lmao.
@@moth8775 why the hell did u say that-
And I oop-
Mark: my mom got me some puffy hair shampoo
Everyone liked that
10:06 That made me burst out laughing
Mark: this game, with this guy, and that ruler that'll fit somewhere in me
Baldi (in his gargly voice): WOOooow
In a distorted echo-y voice
this comment made me laugh so much i hate it
Her: Is affectionate, caring and asks how my day was at the office.
Me: 15:45
Lmao that’s clever
No, more like 13:41
also the opposite of many other couples
Whenever Baldi catches him I just hear the "MORTIS" from Faith In my head
thats actually pretty genius
Now I cant stop hearing that too XD
Someone better mod once the game is complete.
Mod to replace caught sound effect with
M O R T I S
'MORTIS' should be the new 'Wasted' meme
18:05 this is the sound my dryer makes when it's done lol. My first instinct told me to check it. I wonder where they got the sound
"Its like attack on titan"
First time I'm hearing he says that
15:45 : IT'S COME TIME
me, only paying half attention: O_O
mark: for me to show my true potential
me: oh thank god he finished that sentence
Why...just why 🤦
@@iiZen_x Cuz its come time.
*come time*
*C U M T I M E*
Mark: *”I’m very good at the math.”*
18:03 *( 5+4= 1 )* 🤦🏻♂️
I can see why, he's mostly (if not entirely) done subtraction in the balloon rooms so he was probably expecting to subtract not to add
*_Mathemamedics_*
All jokes aside It doesn't really look like he was trying to solve it.
18:13
Baldi:Jumpscare
Also baldi:satan face and sounds*
Mark: *Plays stealthy once and doesn't look at the directions*
Also Mark: This is impossible!!!
When I watched the first one, I thought everything I was seeing was because I was super out-of-my-mind drunk. And now, watching the second one, I realize I was achually completely fine and this was not a crazy alcohol induced experiance.
You good, buddy?
Drank 9 bottles last night?
Mark: "That ruler is gonna fit somewhere inside me."
Also Mark: *instant regret*
7:39
Trying to get in your bed before your parents find out your awake on a school night
Mark: "It's like attack on Titan but me and baldie""
Weebs: "I see your a man of culture as well"
kazuma kazuma! i can relate
@@drlime8360 I am Kazumas
YES
Yes
*you're
Nobody:
Mark: SLAPPY MAN
Literally the best name for Baldi I've ever heard in millenium 7:18
The unspoken cousin of slender-
Read this right after he said it lol
I hate when people just re quote things in the video, but putting, Nobody: before it. It isn’t funny
baldi: I'M THE SLAP MAN
@@Ayden488 exactly
Mark: **Chooses speedy mode**
Also Mark: "It's a little like this..."
Mark another time: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
stop
@@santsa9042 what did he do? 😂
Santsa
Silence
10:06 he was literally cooking for his life
The fact he got caught after he said "I'm vaping too hard" add more to the humor
Mark: I'm vaping too hard
Also Mark: *Gets forced out of the locker and sent to detention for vaping*
I think you meant to seperate those into different comments, but i mean you still got 100 likes
what the heck is this
N o v a p i n g i n t h e h a l l s .
This is a weird asf comment
W h e n w i l l y o u l e a r n
Mark: "it's like attack on Titan"
Me:👁️👄👁️ wait a minute...
Smae
Same
SHINZOO WO SASAGEYOOOOOOO
"WOW!"
Animefans:
It's our time to shine
Mark: "I'm very good at math."
Also Mark: **puts 1 for 5+4**
He was thinking it was 5-4
Narancia be like
@@alextff3361 I know he was but it was still funny 😂
13:48 WHAT MARK
“ That ruler is gonna fit somewhere in me “
-Markiplier 2020
Im really close to my goal, anyone mind helping
If you are also watching Markiplier at 1 in the morning then I appreciate
In his leg
I feel ✨uncomfy✨
in his arse
yea his soo funnny
Mark: *Plays Baldi's Basics Plus*
Everyone: *L E G E N D A R Y*
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
6k subs lucky😐
@@moth8775 wow
Cammander yorg yo it’s true
@@moth8775 christ
“That ruler. That’s gonna fit....
Somewhere in me.”
Welp
Liked and replied within 10 secs :D
I don’t like were this is going
4:01
Mark: *goes around the corner
It's A Bully: bubye
Yeah the Bully doesn’t stay put he moves after 3 minutes if he didn’t rob the player yet
"What are you doing with your life? Besides wasting it watching me."
Too real Mark...
mark: *talks about the shampoo*
me: *dies of wholesomeness*
Baldi wanting to play hide and seek with his students makes him ALMOST seem like a decent teacher. Until he catches them I guess. Also the concept of Mark's mom watching his videos cracks me up, I hope she's proud :)
15:01 proof that Lixian is the best editor 😂😂
me: *clicks on video and where's no headphones*
mark: ..This game with this guy and that ruler that's gonna fit somewhere in me.
also mark: *makes disgusted face*
my dad: *also makes disgusted face*
F
F
F
Wears*
F
I love that he casually gives his mom a shout out. She's so nice tho. I now want to know what shampoo he was given. :)
Me too
5:47 When your parents finds out you skipped school
*gets math question wrong*
Baldi: You are now suspended from life.