9:32-9:48 I literally almost died of laughter. The piano in the background when he destroys the little keyboard, mouse, monitor, and desk at the same time. As well as the context of him destroying those things over m&m ring tossing lol.
We’re watching a man confused by his own sexuality have a complete emotional breakdown in week to week installments while he tries to feed his addiction to guns, wii games, and random shit he finds on eBay. Truly the Van Gogh of our time
@@harrydavis5779 Schlatt during this video. I actually have no idea, I did that like 8 years ago I think and I have no clue about that picture lol. ooo spoopy
I think it'd be fun to see Jschlatt get back to wii games and even potentially to change things up a bit get into random vr games, because there are so many ridiculous vr games out there.
I’m gonna be honest This was the first video I’ve seen of Schlatt’s This man. He genuinely terrifies me. And he has an energy I absolutely cannot explain. Have another sub
Most asmr videos now put a red bar at the bottom to make it look like that you have watched it. It has fooled me so many times because I don’t watch asmr
I haven’t had a single piece of chocolate since the *Great Hershey Park Massacre of 1998,* when Schlatt brutally choclified each mascot within their own mesh costumes.
3:36 Haven't seen or heard of that one. Maybe the foundation keeps it a secret for whatever reason. Edit - Just talked to foundation personnel. There are no M&M SCPs but they do give them to us SCPs under the Safe classification once in a while. [Especially when we behave well.] However, there is an SCP similar to M&Ms. SCP 330 is a small bowl filled with wrapped candy.
4:45 The look of a man slowly descending into madness. A slow burn, as Schlatt slowly becomes outplayed and sinks deeper and deeper into pure horror. Talk about character development
And thus, Schlatt's descent into madness will be forever remembered as the greatest tragic arc in all of writing, and will then be inevitably overanalysed by English teachers.
Watching this feels like some kind of fever dream that spirals deeper and deeper into madness the longer you watch
Oh
Couldn’t have said it better
jschlatt in a nutshell
Hi
It really does
Schlatt: * hits desk with 25 pound dumbbell *
Desk: * breaks *
Schlatt: “I didn’t expect that”
It’s a 25
Surprised Pikachu face.
No chance that’s 40lbs
@@Meeminator lol I literally just said the first number that came into my mind
@@Meeminator there I fixed it dumbbell nazi
Schlatt: *yeets weight onto desk
*desk breaks
Schlatt: “I didn’t expect that”
what timestamp
@@Cuvos 9:38
Let’s not forget that this all happened cause his ring fucked up
Stole my comment I see
@@mahogakko yes it does. I dropped out of school to make youtube comments
10:44 Everybody gangsta until schlatt becomes bernard from Megamind
2nd
LMAO
LMAO THIS COMMENT IS SOMETHING ELSE
NAURRR
I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS
He's destroyed everything he loved.
The only thing left is...
Green M&M
And Juhg Koop
He destroys The green m&m all the time ;)
@@kickboxer2817 no... it's the other way around
@@sheevpalpatine2231 and the pope
White board down! White board DOWN!
Alternative title: Schlatt has a break down while being turned on by green m&m
that's every schlatt video, he just doesn't like to show it
Schlatt destroys copious amounts of his own property over an M&M-themes shovelware kid's game
This does a better job of showing a man's descent into insanity than Joker.
yea my Insanity is also decent
Decent insanity is better than a man descending into insanity ngl
I know how to spell descent guys shut up
@@smokedragon8822 but u dont
@@deez7297 alexa, turn off
Yellow: gets 310 points
Schlatt's chair : *Breaks Back in Backwards*
Jshlatt: murderous dictator
Also jshlatt: develops a drinking problem after losing to simulated M&Ms on a Wii game.
This aged well
@@user-ghoul yes
This is perfect
Istg, I can't tell if this aged super well or absolutely horribly-
This aged like fine wine
POV: you watch a man slowly drift into insanity.
Drift? No it’s just a very steep decline
Jschlatt’s yt videos are all just a lead up to a horror movie about him going insane and destroying everything around him
You mean like back in ‘77 when he butchered an entire family with an ax
@@leontrotsky9268 exactly
*implying that he isn't already insane*
Him losing the sanity he never had
So dream SMP
9:32-9:48
I literally almost died of laughter.
The piano in the background when he destroys the little keyboard, mouse, monitor, and desk at the same time.
As well as the context of him destroying those things over m&m ring tossing lol.
The piano is Scriabin Etude in d sharp minor op. 8 no.12
@@charlesdutton54 Blessed, are you
the music is scriabin etude in d minor if anyone was asking
And the fact that the monitor still works.
@@charlesdutton54Ty for doing gods work
Any time schlatt starts talking “normally” I get scared that the pope is going to turn on in the background
I read that as 'get turned on.'
SAME
Im just scared the pope will awake at any point
Yes
When the pope goes red 😋😋😱😱😅😅😋😋🥰🥰😍😍🤯🤯🤗🤗💋💋😘😘
Maybe he got an intern...
mans went through the seven stages of grief trying to beat the yellow m and m
Yup
He really just invented two more stages of grief in his insanity
@@Emiltism Thaaaaaat's jschlatt!
And invented 7 more
4, he never excepted it
I'm convinced Schmitt is going through a mental crisis at this point.
SCHMITT
schmitt
I can't believe Logan from Big Time Rush is Schmitt from New Girl.
schmitt
Ah yes my favorite youtuber Jschmitt
If I ever see Schlatt in public, I’d look at him like the yellow m&m
If I meet schlatt I hope I'm playing ring toss with him
You are reckless as hell.
If i meet schlatt i’ll wear a yellow m&m costume
R.I.P to this guy if he ever sees Shlatt
Schlatt: I do not watch Gibi asmr
TH-cam: *don’t fucking lie to me-*
I don’t blame him tbh - I love gibi
PLEASE- I saw that and was like, “someone had to have commented” LMAO
@Honey Hughes SAME LMAOOOO
Literally why I came to the comment section 😂
😋
James charles ignoring him on twitter is really driving him crazy..
yea poor guy :(
Its because they are discussing it in real life now (more specifically in Schlatt’s bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
hes trying to get fit so james notices him
Ingnoring
Using ASMR to cope... Poor guy.
1:02 His reaction to the fact that he just exposed himself alongside the music in the background is so perfect
i'm weirdo and i watch asmr
:'u
@@ninjabigotes6156 Me too but minus the "weird" part.
@@user-wr1iw5ii2h dont believe you
@@moonwhooper he’s just an o that watches asmr
@@moonwhooper I believe me
I love how this quickly turned into Schlatt’s insanity arc
This man treats his toys like he's Sid from Toy Story.
Um.. wait i think he is
I mean you’re not wrong... he shot fireballs at a stuffed baby and hung it
How did i never realise about that ._.
Jschlatt is Sid all grown up.
why do I always forget this man has a full head of hair, like he takes his hat off and I'm always so shocked at how much hair is revealed. big guy
joseph talking about kars
Big boy
@@VioletValk JoJo reference..?
@@andreasballe7470 yes
Big hot man, naaaah
seeing schlatt’s recommended is probably the scariest thing to come out of this video
Trueeeeeeeeeeee
Jaiden was there
Asmr
Bro it's just asmr
Very cool
For those wondering: the music used in the end is Scriabin's étude Op. 8 No. 12
"Don't worry if I get pissed off, it's just the steroids"
- jschlatt (2020)
1.1k likes with zero replies. That's a ratio I've never seen on a comment before. No questions asked I guess
2.1k likes with one replies. That's a ratio I've never seen on a comment before. No questions asked I guess
Schlatt 2020
I love how he anihilates everything for no reason.
For NO REASON?!??
@@emmadelaney9865 lol
Like the cat piggy bank was the only thing that him at piece and he destroyed it
@@cartercummiskey9995 it took his money I woulda done the same
This could work for any video
Schlatt tomorrow: "Thinking about Gibi ASMR."
underrated comment
You know he's watched those videos too cos he pronounced her name right
@@eoinh he did play among us with her
@@dmontw oh no way, dunno how missed that
@@dmontw he has so many of her vids in his recommended
His little breakdowns at the middle of all his videos are just hilarious
Schlatt: “Aw..look at him! He meows..”
Also schlatt: “I don’t want to play with you anymore.” *S L A M*
*OH NO*
Imagine if he had a real cat...
...oh your nickname
O H G O D
@@guyfieri4017 alinity 2.0
LMAO I DIED
Why does schlatt seem like a fun dad with uncontrollable anger issues
y e s
i also get that vibe
He is like your really chill step dad, really cool dude, but he would also beat the shit out if you 😃
Oh-he isn’t?
so my dad
This is the scariest thing I have ever seen
Not the wii game, the sheer amount of ASMR this man has sat there and watched
He needs to relax with all the stress of probably becoming the next USA president
How do you think he builds up all this rage?
I just fall asleep to it mainly
I mean he played 115 hours of sakura beach so i really wouldnt put it past him
Schlatt is one of the few TH-camrs that says everything on his mind and doesn't care what people say.
He also never apologizes which is why he is immune to cancel culture and keeps getting reverified
"Watch a youtuber lose his mind for 12 minutes and 12 seconds"
Actually its 13 seconds...
Basically his whole channel
13 seconds
Lol commented 12 hours ago
Exactly lmao
the fact that schlatt watches asmr makes everything so much funnier.
He's gotta calm down after these recordings for sure
ngl given just how much of it is in his recommended he must have watched a fuck tonne of it
We cant forget about the Sargent asmr
@@narna6606 that's not enough ammo
700th like
Schlatt: "I don't watch Gibi ASMR"
Me: remembers that Lunch Club clip of Schlatt watching army ASMR
“Sometimes you watch it for the plot”.
can you show me the clip plz
@@SavvaOsipov here you go! th-cam.com/video/JYwrLx_qYrw/w-d-xo.html 21:40
@@brenneneshleman9547 Thank you
@@brenneneshleman9547 I first thought you were talking about the bts army bruh
kids: break controllers when they lose
jschlatt: p a t h e t i c
Jschlatt: *Breaks room*
Cmon guys, its not that awful that he watched so much ASMR, becoming the President of the United States of America is very stressful you know
that asmr isnt stopping him from having mental breakdowns
@@calcium4851 i- SHHSGSHD 😀🖐
@@calcium4851 that helps to loose stress when he is gonna sleep
His house is one punch away from falling apart
That’s because he built it outta fucking cardboard
@@mythoseros261 LOLL
FRRRR
*inhale* ONE PUUUUUUUIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!
We’re watching a man confused by his own sexuality have a complete emotional breakdown in week to week installments while he tries to feed his addiction to guns, wii games, and random shit he finds on eBay. Truly the Van Gogh of our time
some call him a TH-camr...some call him a streamer..but really. hes an ARTIST 😂
@@mr.bigglesworth1970 I agree
truly
They call him the result of quarantine
*man aggressively beating a cardboard desk with weights after he misses an m&m ring toss*
10:55 the funniest part lol
i wanna know what the blue face thing is and where to get it lmao
Schlatt getting scared by a m&m staring at him is actually golden
no the m&m is yellow
7:56 if you wanna rewatch this, here you go
i was tearing up
That thing was fucking terrifying
I was genuinely not expecting him to throw the cat box...or point the gun at the camera
Do you know who you are talking about here?😂
He’s a magic man
11:34
"Oh look at him he takes a little coin"
(Barely 10 seconds later)
*YEET*
I counted it took 5 seconds
That was the funniest thing I've ever heard and seen
Schlatt going through all stages of grief and insanity in the span of 3 mins has me dying 😂
When he was so angry he had a fucking seizure
I felt that
Watching people lose their shit with classical music playing in the background is just a whole nother feeling
What song is it
Scriabin Etude op.8 No.12
@@KevinSalazar358 I love you now I can use this song in a video
@@Reaconteur wait what's the song that starts at 8:46
@@jacobhartman8702 the guy said it up there
Schlatt throwing the Cat-Box genuinely hurt my soul
Mine too
Can we get a widepeeposad for cat-in-the-box?
me too
Same-
It was wholesome when he was watching the cat box, but something seemed...
o f f ...
aaaand then he threw it so yeah
shouldn't have gone into comments before I finish the video
8:22 got me so damn good
Schlatt’s werewolf cosplay is coming along nicely.
cold....
Jshlatt 2020
*ouch*
Hula build
Huge Jackman
Whenever schlatt has wii in the title you know its going to slowly spiral out of control, its like the Eric Andre show.
That was my exact thought when he was downing the water. Something you would see Eric Andre do.
The eric andre show hastily spirals out of control. The fun part is waiting for it to happen
He even destroyed a desk like Eric
I indulge in that show daily
i’m one minute in and it’s already spiraling down
The beat drop while Schlatt explains his ASMR antics was beautiful
What happened to Mr.Meeseeks
The Power Move : 10:59
It's like watching a psych patient in a padded cell. Scared of everything, mad at everything, destroying everything, incoherent
I agree but what in the world is going on in your profile picture?
@@harrydavis5779 Schlatt during this video. I actually have no idea, I did that like 8 years ago I think and I have no clue about that picture lol. ooo spoopy
@@pastellandscape4286 Hm. Very interesting backstory. Have a good day.
Title: Jschlatt has a mental breakdown after losing to candy characters at a beach party
I sure love watching a grown man get mad over a literal game including chocolates
i can just imagine the mess that schlatt has to clean up after all his vids
have you seen his room i don’t think he actually does clean it
I don’t thing he does
In the editing or his room?
I don’t blame him if he doesn’t clean it.
@@norp_1790 his room 😖
The "why do I keep buying Cardboard desks?" killed me.
“My child is completely fine”
Schlatt: throws absolutely everything within arms reach
He is successfully the most terrifying and the most wholesome person ever I'm DYING
jshlatt is one of many men who went insane over m&m beach party
I know right!
What are you on about?
Yeah and im also dying and i choked on my icecream
Wholesome?
schlatt is like the only youtuber that makes me laugh anymore
Ikr XD
I feel that man everyone is getting canceled or they have to change up their channel cause youtube tos
Schlatt reminds me of Filthy Frank
@@KidneysHurt not at all..?
@@OliPlays yes at all
I think it'd be fun to see Jschlatt get back to wii games and even potentially to change things up a bit get into random vr games, because there are so many ridiculous vr games out there.
So this is why his room looked like a battlefield in the love or host
There was literally a washing machine in his room and no one acknowledged it
I have never seen a person who can go from having fun to a rage filled existential crisis as fast as I can... god I love this man
Ever watch poofesure
No I haven’t but now I must lol
11:30 you know, for a second there i really thought schlatt was capable of being merciful.
boy was i wrong.
I really thought he was growing fond of it
@@sapling8324 Maybe if it was shaped as the Shlatt ram instead of a cat
I legitimately thought he was gonna say it was cute :(
Ngl I fucking knew he’d absolutely destroy it immediately afterward
7:55 that’s the kind of face that could start a creepypasta
Schlatt getting pegged by the grenn m&m is now canon
There's fanart out there somewhere...just like wilbur fucking the brown m&m
@@gynkielove2723 ah yes, finally forgot about that one,,
@@gynkielove2723 I'm sorry????
@@PoiyoLmao ??
@@gynkielove2723 there's fan art of Wilbur fucking the brown M&M? Like, are you being serious?
I’m gonna be honest
This was the first video I’ve seen of Schlatt’s
This man. He genuinely terrifies me. And he has an energy I absolutely cannot explain.
Have another sub
Welcome to the club I find it stress relieving
@@frozeninthesky he lets out all my anger for me
he makes me feel sane
Prepare
After watching schlatt nobody in this world intimidates me anymore
schlatt: im good at ring toss
Dramatic music: *starts playing*
me: I've got a bad feeling about this.
It's just, a feeling I have.
He's beginning to feel like a rap god.
Decent into insanity music
whats the music called??
@@maplestorylegend3851 The first piece is Scriabin etude op 2 no 1, and the second is scriabin etude op 8 no 12 :)
@@atherismagic4639 god bless
The more unstable Schlatt becomes the music gets more intense. I love it.
Schlatt: “ I do not watch Gibi ASMR”
The watch bar: hol up
0-0
Keanu Reeves Poggers
@@seneca3616 yeah i think i get it that obviously means they're both RACIST i completely understand now thanks for helping me open my eyes
That’s the joke
Most asmr videos now put a red bar at the bottom to make it look like that you have watched it. It has fooled me so many times because I don’t watch asmr
I felt physical pain when he threw the cat bank.
corpse in a box
I felt happiness
Schrödinger's cat.
Furniture in Jschlatt’s room: exists
Jschlatt: *”So, you have chosen death.”*
Shit and dead meme
@@stephenslevin2681 Shut up, it was funny
@@stephenslevin2681 stfu, its funny
@@stephenslevin2681 it’s still funny so stfu
@@stephenslevin2681 still funny
8:50 is where shlatt loses himself
11:26
me: OMg, Schlatt can be wholesome?-- OH WAIT. NO. NO! NOOOOOOO!
Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick 😳
I wasn't listening and I jumped out of my skin 🤣🤣
Don't worry it doesn't last long
I was genuinely upset when the cat died. On the other hand, he was robbing Schlatt...
@Panzerkampfwagen VI why are you in the comments before you watch it 😐
Timestamp?
nobs just watch it
that’s the secret, he acts all cute and takes your money
It genuinely surprised me, especially because the music went back to normal. Is he ok.
The piece that started playing when he broke everything is Scriabin etude op. 8 no. 12
THANK YOU
Ay thanks
AHH THANK YOU
All hail scriabin
Everyone gets mad bc streamers and youtubers have to play romantic and classical music in their vids but I’m loving it 😫
The way the yellow m&m looked at the screen and shclatts reaction made me crack up
WHEN HE PULLED OUT THE GUN I LOST IT
I haven’t had a single piece of chocolate since the *Great Hershey Park Massacre of 1998,* when Schlatt brutally choclified each mascot within their own mesh costumes.
I was there. I saw it happen with my own eyes. I'll never ride the sooper dooper looper after that day
The way he saved the green M&M for last. The way he... oh god. Oh god the Green M&M. Oh dear lord, why?!
Ngl this sounds like an SCP story
@Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains oh was that during that short period of time were hershey entertainment and mars candy merged?
I was there, I was on the cat and mouse ride when it happened, I saw it from above, I’ll never be the same.
This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen in my life, Schlatt is impressively good at finding some of the most terrifying wii games in history
they find him
Very much cool
they come to him in prophetic dreams.
New aesthetic unlocked: schlatt watching asmr 🤩🤩
Where's the Lofi video?
Jschaltt just causually mentions how he is taking steroids and that's why he is so angry all the time
it’s a bit
@@ihatehumans5185 really? No way
@@bananaduck9849 ok
Reminds me of quackity’s stream on dream smp
i like his mutton chops. hes the only person ive seen that can pull them off
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Schlatt: hits desk with 25lb weight
Desk: Breaks
Schlatt: how could this happen
"Doesn't watch gibi asmr"
Watch bar is 1/2 red on one and full red on another
I don’t know why, but Jschlatt devolving so quickly into madness amuses me a LOT
Same
That’s just what skee-ball does to a mf
It happens often too, especially with his mentally insane viewers reminding him of what he did in ‘99
I like how he was doing a bit, and then as soon as he broke his desk he just got serious.
Everyone laughs at Schlatt for calling the green M&M "Red M&M" but that just shows you how destructive colorblindness could be in your life.
Wait schlatts colour blind?
It's a joke
Idk if I'm being stupid but thats what he named it. He named the green M&M Red M&M
3:36
Haven't seen or heard of that one. Maybe the foundation keeps it a secret for whatever reason.
Edit - Just talked to foundation personnel. There are no M&M SCPs but they do give them to us SCPs under the Safe classification once in a while. [Especially when we behave well.] However, there is an SCP similar to M&Ms. SCP 330 is a small bowl filled with wrapped candy.
Ghostbur and scp perfect match
this man injected the lavalamp liquid into himself before recording this
Alt title: jaylor schwift breaks his house because of a severe account of bullying from the red m&m
Yellow*
*Jaylor Schlitt
Nah, I think it’s mainly the roid rage.
Big fan! I want autograph. Plz. Shout me out in next vid. Plz. Big fan.
Schlatt- throws stuff around
Stuff- breaks
Schlatt- surprised pikachu face
i couldnt breathe because of laughter when the yellow m&m was just staring at you in volleyball
"In this video, we experience the stages of grief and invent completely new ones." - Slimecicle
"Aww look at him, he takes the coi-" -full on pelts the box across the room-
so who’s gonna tell schlatt that the green m&m is already dating the brown m&m
not me :/
ignorance is bliss
Who’s also gunna tell wilby about ty e brown m&m....
Isn’t the brown m&m a girl? I mean it could be cannon if they are lesbians but it’s not implied.
@@mushroomwizard1175 yep the company confirmed that they’re lesbians
I love how he went from being so aggressive, to calm. And back to aggressive.
The more Schlatt’s facial hair grows the more he looks like Nacho Libre.
From the 2006 movie Nacho Libre?
this is a Nacho Libre I Am I Am featuring Nacho Libre from the 2006 film Nacho Libre moment
he looks like he time traveled from 1860 after killing the president
Yes
Bruh hes logan from Wolverine
4:45 The look of a man slowly descending into madness. A slow burn, as Schlatt slowly becomes outplayed and sinks deeper and deeper into pure horror. Talk about character development
The pope is casually watching Schlatt lost his mind.
I imagine it’s a common thing the Pope watches.
And thus, Schlatt's descent into madness will be forever remembered as the greatest tragic arc in all of writing, and will then be inevitably overanalysed by English teachers.