TVD 🎼 The BEST funny bitchy all out great Damon Line S4 1 - 9

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  • @DorkJedi96
    @DorkJedi96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Damon: I'm gonna go rip his head off.
    Stefan: you do that and you risk exposing us all, Damon.
    Damon: well I think the risk will be diminished when I... You know... Rip his head off 😂😂😂

  • @courtenayoeltjen1096
    @courtenayoeltjen1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    4:35
    "Am I wearing the I blew up the council t-shirt! Why does everyone keep asking me that?"

    • @shivvaghela723
      @shivvaghela723 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂i mean its damon everyone would doubt him tho ❤

  • @shannonreinwand1843
    @shannonreinwand1843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "I'm Connor...Jordan." "I'm Damon...Germophobe." I love that one!!!

    • @xx_evxlmia_xx
      @xx_evxlmia_xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @lydsmartin23 “Pay backs a bitch, ain’t it?”

  • @mariamalqaysi748
    @mariamalqaysi748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    “Tell me thats not a bomb!”
    “Okay... Its a kitten..... It’s a adorable exploding kitten.”

    • @tibaazher2792
      @tibaazher2792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah 😂 hahahahaha that was funny

    • @carriehubble2074
      @carriehubble2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely one of the funniest exchanges out of 8 seasons. Still makes me roflol 5th time watching series beginning to end.

  • @callistofire7329
    @callistofire7329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "I'm going to find him, and I'm going to eat him." Love that line.

  • @hafsamohamoud9008
    @hafsamohamoud9008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Lool when he enters the church and says don’t know y that always makes me smile 🤣

    • @fayeparkerxx3477
      @fayeparkerxx3477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hafsa Mohamoud This cracks me up everytime🤣🤣

  • @xoxomg8484
    @xoxomg8484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "I hope she is not a fan of Bambi!!"😂

  • @gerardcomics7716
    @gerardcomics7716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "Youre disgusting"
    *"i know"*
    That's my favourite

  • @annabellaepolito4779
    @annabellaepolito4779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Hi... i'm Damon.... and i have anger issues"
    "HI DAMON"
    *awkward wave*

  • @ariana_lover_forever1233
    @ariana_lover_forever1233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    Who remembers the episode where Jeremy was holding a cross bow up at Damon and Damon says to him “put the cross bow down Pocahontas”😂😂

    • @amandaballard1346
      @amandaballard1346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol I do

    • @1montrealfan
      @1montrealfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ariana_lover_forever123 he wasn’t pointing it at Damon he pointed it at Silas

    • @JennieRose8
      @JennieRose8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Because of that scene, I laugh every time I see someone with a crossbow. LOL

    • @courtenayoeltjen1096
      @courtenayoeltjen1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yess

    • @Alyssa-Moore
      @Alyssa-Moore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Season 5 episode 6

  • @kylaproctor6834
    @kylaproctor6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I loved when Damon started calling Jeremy 'little gilbert' and 'little baby gilbert'

  • @hafsamohamoud9008
    @hafsamohamoud9008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Big bad vampire out here😂😂😂

  • @wendydolan3224
    @wendydolan3224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Am I wearing my I blew up the council tshirt why does everyone keep asking me that.!! 😂

  • @takotoidze5497
    @takotoidze5497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "I dont know why that always makes me smile" says Damon about Cross

  • @MeccaShields
    @MeccaShields 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I’m proud and stubborn and look at that you’re already here 😂

  • @courtenayoeltjen5100
    @courtenayoeltjen5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Damon: I'll say I'm in the market for a new drinking buddy...ur not qualified.

  • @rakshitasanan6041
    @rakshitasanan6041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Okay it's a kitten it's an adorable exploding kitten 😂😂😂

  • @Helgacabbage
    @Helgacabbage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "In all fairness, I think you killing him kind of trumps that..." :D
    - "I can't believe this happened, what am I gonna say to him?"
    " 'Thanks for not ditching the family ring after it drove Ric crazy' "?
    "Is that where you've been all morning - out buying bossy pants?"
    "The witch who loses her powers gets left out of the important conversations." :D :D
    What I love about Damon is how honest and straightforward he is, regardless of what other people think. He says it like it is, even if people get all judgemental on him for pointing out the reality they don't want to face.
    Like saying to Bonnie: "She IS a different person. She's a vampire. We're a predatory species, we enjoy the hunt, the feed and the kill." I remember cheering him on in that episode, as I was so so sick of judgy Bonnie and judgy Stefan trying to guilt trip Elena for needing to freaking eat, whereas Damon just shows her, 'hey, you can feed on a rapist and you don't even need to kill him, how about that?'
    He says at one point "I don't mind being the bad guy. I'll make all the tough decisions and I'll even let Elena hate me, but at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive."
    He doesn't sit wringing his hands and wallowing in guilt because he understands his place in the food chain, can feed without killing, but will kill to protect those he loves without hesitation. He's absolutely the one I'd want on my team in a crisis. Also for all the laughs.

  • @kenzie2976
    @kenzie2976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love when he calls Klaus like a billion years old

  • @Peacepuppy5
    @Peacepuppy5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Am I wearing my 'I blew up the council' t-shirt today? WHY does everyone keep asking me that?!"

  • @Luna-ah-
    @Luna-ah- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Jeremy:*wake up* what happened?
    Damon:I'm sorry..............buy the ebook.

  • @roisincasey9373
    @roisincasey9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    (Blesses him self) " Idk why that always makes me smile"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cowsareawesome317
    @cowsareawesome317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Ok fine it's a kitten
    It's an adorable
    Exploding kitten

    • @1montrealfan
      @1montrealfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Breyer's For life that’s my favourite Damon line

    • @memaw3610
      @memaw3610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And its named Claymore

    • @chiderakasumu4911
      @chiderakasumu4911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rebecca - u should know better than to sneak up on al lady
      Damon - good advice have u seen one. I died at this line 😂😂😂

    • @fayeparkerxx3477
      @fayeparkerxx3477 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This cracks me up everytime

    • @carriehubble2074
      @carriehubble2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The kitten comeback line is in my top 5 Best of Damon Comebacks. I laughed so hard the dirst time I saw it I had to pause Netflix for like 2 minutes b/c I couldn't watch between laughter tears and literally lol 😂.

  • @Love55764
    @Love55764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    (somebody needs to entertain the ladies left by their men folk) a classic line

  • @courtenayoeltjen5100
    @courtenayoeltjen5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Meredith: Please tell me that's not a bomb ?!
    Damon: Ok, it's a kitten, it's an adorable exploding kitten!

  • @dadandsarahreviewsplus1613
    @dadandsarahreviewsplus1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Long story..... buy the Ebook” bahahha

  • @joelyherrera1863
    @joelyherrera1863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “yoohoo anybody home big bad vampire out here”love that line

  • @hieronymousblack3364
    @hieronymousblack3364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    "I'm fine with her either way, brother." That's what people don't get. Unconditional love!

  • @saaziahaque6247
    @saaziahaque6247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    2019 and I am still here.. ☺

    • @qwzxy1028
      @qwzxy1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @courtenayoeltjen1096
      @courtenayoeltjen1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      S a m e h e r e

    • @nisharani5078
      @nisharani5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its 2020 and I am here

    • @carriehubble2074
      @carriehubble2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We r half way thru 2020, and I'm here. 'Course I just watched the entire series for the first time about 5 months ago. But this show is like' The Office' to me, it'll never get old, I'll always b here! Watching Ian S as Damon S is like letting ur eyes have organisms.

    • @kc-clips
      @kc-clips 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pandemic and I'm still here 2020 pun

  • @myaparson7040
    @myaparson7040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Omg Damon’s hilarious I’m gonna rip his heart out and feed it to him 😂

  • @jocelyn8994
    @jocelyn8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:49 i dont know why the tone in "dance with the devil" makes me smile so much

  • @vedikaluthra3278
    @vedikaluthra3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Dear diary, A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was joe. That lie will haunt me forever

    • @Helgacabbage
      @Helgacabbage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love that one :D

    • @isabella_3824
      @isabella_3824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol hands down my favorite line ever

  • @luna-pearl
    @luna-pearl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    2:16 Damon in this whole scene is me in class when people keep getting the answer wrong xD

  • @1montrealfan
    @1montrealfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Lol I love Damon put the damn crossbow down Pocahontas and my favourite ok it’s a kitten an adorable exploding kitten

  • @krystalmejia50
    @krystalmejia50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Baddasses don’t say that” 😂🤣🤣

  • @misslaura199
    @misslaura199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'I'm Connor Jordan'
    'Damon germaphobe'
    😂 😂 😂

  • @fourjackson4794
    @fourjackson4794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's an adorable exploding kitten

  • @simoneritchie7257
    @simoneritchie7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “3 2 1 bye”
    Why does this always make me laugh

  • @milliebull2008
    @milliebull2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Big bad vampire out here 😂😂 i love Damon 😂

  • @hafsamohamoud9008
    @hafsamohamoud9008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Shh badasses don’t say that😂

    • @courtenayoeltjen5100
      @courtenayoeltjen5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeremey: I told you I'm a badass.
      Damon: Shhhh badasses don't say that.

  • @courtenayoeltjen1096
    @courtenayoeltjen1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Rebecca: You should know better than to sneak up on a lady.
    Damon: Good advice, have you seen one?
    Edit: 1:40

  • @nancymyers921
    @nancymyers921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can’t imagine anyone else as Damon!

  • @amannisar9888
    @amannisar9888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Lol wen he said “we’re not Japanese”

  • @oddlyanzie3110
    @oddlyanzie3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I’m going to find him and I’m going to eat him”😂

  • @courtenayoeltjen5100
    @courtenayoeltjen5100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    1:40
    Rebecca: You should know better to sneak up on a lady.
    Damon: Good advice have you seen one.

  • @karlygodwin6646
    @karlygodwin6646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So beasucally wvery line Damon has except maybe two 😂

  • @helenecarlsson4997
    @helenecarlsson4997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Isn't he just hilarious and the reason I watch the show, damn he's hot 🤗

  • @kaelynehomer6284
    @kaelynehomer6284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    14:38 IS MY FAV... I LOVE DELENA

  • @mollymitchell3789
    @mollymitchell3789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    9:47
    Me to everyone at school.

  • @hafsamohamoud9008
    @hafsamohamoud9008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    So where the hell is the wicked witch of the west😂

  • @AaGolden6Gaming
    @AaGolden6Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damon: “Oh I do, I just love that they love me”

  • @jaydudebaker
    @jaydudebaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:38 ROASTED OOOHHHHH

  • @misslaura199
    @misslaura199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Japanese lanterns are a symbol of letting go of the past well here's a newsflash, we're not Japanese' 😂😂😂

  • @d3fault95
    @d3fault95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This whole bad good brother's reminds me of Daryl and merle dixon brothers in the walking dead

  • @Jaretzyisdaddy
    @Jaretzyisdaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know I started to be selfish when the bullying started probably 6/7 years old but when I was around 9 that’s probably when it alllll happened I’m 14 and I have to say selfish is awesome when u relate to daddy damon

  • @jacquelinedimattia774
    @jacquelinedimattia774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really adore Damon Salvatore....😍🤩😍🤩

  • @briannarottinghaus2135
    @briannarottinghaus2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Damon: Japanese lanterns are a symbol of letting go of the past.
    Also Damon: Newsflash, we're not Japanese.
    😂😂😂

  • @KiaraWilliamsX
    @KiaraWilliamsX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He really said “reaching” lol

  • @raintales494
    @raintales494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ✨Fun fact, there is such thing as Witchipidia and modern witches use it.✨

  • @blancarosales3400
    @blancarosales3400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    See I told you I can be a badass
    Shh badasses don't say that XD the best one and he's right LOL

  • @madisongroom5300
    @madisongroom5300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:40 😂😂 that's funny asf

  • @andreasdiaries
    @andreasdiaries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:40 best line.

  • @arianasingawinata3001
    @arianasingawinata3001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "You're disgusting,"
    "I know,"
    ---
    "What if I am a ripper?"
    "You're not a ripper."
    "What if I am?"
    "We'll try to find someone and figure it out."
    ---
    "Tell me why I'm not killing you??"

  • @vladianag9012
    @vladianag9012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Anyone in 2020?

  • @kunwarchib6175
    @kunwarchib6175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i miss him

  • @cassiewiemer2088
    @cassiewiemer2088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love damon he is my favorite actor?

  • @MeccaShields
    @MeccaShields 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Out Lurker! 😂

  • @kirankumar-yn8pq
    @kirankumar-yn8pq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Badassas don't say that...😅

  • @sarahg2939
    @sarahg2939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Best one 9:30

    • @courtenayoeltjen1096
      @courtenayoeltjen1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the best one is where Damon's like oh frat party douche Central.

  • @madhut5955
    @madhut5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funeral pun

  • @JusRaine
    @JusRaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    did yall see da hug ellena gave steffan :3

  • @aoifemc3882
    @aoifemc3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Here’s a news flash, we’re not Japanese

  • @sarahneels4331
    @sarahneels4331 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How does Klaus know anything, guy’s like a billion years old 😂

  • @idontknow-fx2mz
    @idontknow-fx2mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    damon is fine 🥵

  • @nopenah2957
    @nopenah2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    IT WAS SO COMIC
    (BIG BAD VAMPIRE OVER HERE) VAMPIRE DONT SPEAK THEY HOP.U WENT TO COLLEGE DIDNT FND ANY CUTIE GIRL A BIT CHUBBY A BIT FATTY AND A BIT FAIR AND BIT FIGURY LIKE 37 30 37 FIGURE. INCHES I WAS SAYIN AND 5'8" HEIGHT .

  • @thaliaangels8503
    @thaliaangels8503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:23

  • @randomlyawesome
    @randomlyawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Which episode is your favorite. Mine is "The Five" with the frat party ☺️

  • @mollymitchell3789
    @mollymitchell3789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:54 :)

  • @parislaws8408
    @parislaws8408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The way she did Stefan was fucked up

  • @holaputa1372
    @holaputa1372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Elefan or delena

  • @gracelindeen1032
    @gracelindeen1032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What season is 0.52 in? Because I would like to watch because it has been awhile. But love The vampire diaries.

  • @solhabtamu2102
    @solhabtamu2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tyler is siyerd to klaws
    carolain; how do i fix him
    demon;get new boyfriend! haha

  • @chelseaaboagye7721
    @chelseaaboagye7721 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:58

  • @kk-vk6ud
    @kk-vk6ud 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    what episode is 11:26 from?

  • @demiderricka9765
    @demiderricka9765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Witch is mine practice my ass

  • @deborahjean6598
    @deborahjean6598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Deifnitely better to learn math before using a calculator. Rip off the band-aid.

  • @thaliaangels8503
    @thaliaangels8503 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:23