Damon: I'm gonna go rip his head off. Stefan: you do that and you risk exposing us all, Damon. Damon: well I think the risk will be diminished when I... You know... Rip his head off 😂😂😂
"In all fairness, I think you killing him kind of trumps that..." :D - "I can't believe this happened, what am I gonna say to him?" " 'Thanks for not ditching the family ring after it drove Ric crazy' "? "Is that where you've been all morning - out buying bossy pants?" "The witch who loses her powers gets left out of the important conversations." :D :D What I love about Damon is how honest and straightforward he is, regardless of what other people think. He says it like it is, even if people get all judgemental on him for pointing out the reality they don't want to face. Like saying to Bonnie: "She IS a different person. She's a vampire. We're a predatory species, we enjoy the hunt, the feed and the kill." I remember cheering him on in that episode, as I was so so sick of judgy Bonnie and judgy Stefan trying to guilt trip Elena for needing to freaking eat, whereas Damon just shows her, 'hey, you can feed on a rapist and you don't even need to kill him, how about that?' He says at one point "I don't mind being the bad guy. I'll make all the tough decisions and I'll even let Elena hate me, but at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive." He doesn't sit wringing his hands and wallowing in guilt because he understands his place in the food chain, can feed without killing, but will kill to protect those he loves without hesitation. He's absolutely the one I'd want on my team in a crisis. Also for all the laughs.
The kitten comeback line is in my top 5 Best of Damon Comebacks. I laughed so hard the dirst time I saw it I had to pause Netflix for like 2 minutes b/c I couldn't watch between laughter tears and literally lol 😂.
We r half way thru 2020, and I'm here. 'Course I just watched the entire series for the first time about 5 months ago. But this show is like' The Office' to me, it'll never get old, I'll always b here! Watching Ian S as Damon S is like letting ur eyes have organisms.
You know I started to be selfish when the bullying started probably 6/7 years old but when I was around 9 that’s probably when it alllll happened I’m 14 and I have to say selfish is awesome when u relate to daddy damon
"You're disgusting," "I know," --- "What if I am a ripper?" "You're not a ripper." "What if I am?" "We'll try to find someone and figure it out." --- "Tell me why I'm not killing you??"
IT WAS SO COMIC (BIG BAD VAMPIRE OVER HERE) VAMPIRE DONT SPEAK THEY HOP.U WENT TO COLLEGE DIDNT FND ANY CUTIE GIRL A BIT CHUBBY A BIT FATTY AND A BIT FAIR AND BIT FIGURY LIKE 37 30 37 FIGURE. INCHES I WAS SAYIN AND 5'8" HEIGHT .
Damon: I'm gonna go rip his head off.
Stefan: you do that and you risk exposing us all, Damon.
Damon: well I think the risk will be diminished when I... You know... Rip his head off 😂😂😂
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"Am I wearing the I blew up the council t-shirt! Why does everyone keep asking me that?"
😂😂i mean its damon everyone would doubt him tho ❤
"I'm Connor...Jordan." "I'm Damon...Germophobe." I love that one!!!
@lydsmartin23 “Pay backs a bitch, ain’t it?”
“Tell me thats not a bomb!”
“Okay... Its a kitten..... It’s a adorable exploding kitten.”
Yeah 😂 hahahahaha that was funny
Definitely one of the funniest exchanges out of 8 seasons. Still makes me roflol 5th time watching series beginning to end.
"I'm going to find him, and I'm going to eat him." Love that line.
Lool when he enters the church and says don’t know y that always makes me smile 🤣
Hafsa Mohamoud This cracks me up everytime🤣🤣
"I hope she is not a fan of Bambi!!"😂
"Youre disgusting"
*"i know"*
That's my favourite
Me too
"Hi... i'm Damon.... and i have anger issues"
"HI DAMON"
*awkward wave*
Who remembers the episode where Jeremy was holding a cross bow up at Damon and Damon says to him “put the cross bow down Pocahontas”😂😂
Lol I do
ariana_lover_forever123 he wasn’t pointing it at Damon he pointed it at Silas
Because of that scene, I laugh every time I see someone with a crossbow. LOL
Lol yess
Season 5 episode 6
I loved when Damon started calling Jeremy 'little gilbert' and 'little baby gilbert'
Big bad vampire out here😂😂😂
Am I wearing my I blew up the council tshirt why does everyone keep asking me that.!! 😂
"I dont know why that always makes me smile" says Damon about Cross
I’m proud and stubborn and look at that you’re already here 😂
Damon: I'll say I'm in the market for a new drinking buddy...ur not qualified.
Okay it's a kitten it's an adorable exploding kitten 😂😂😂
"In all fairness, I think you killing him kind of trumps that..." :D
- "I can't believe this happened, what am I gonna say to him?"
" 'Thanks for not ditching the family ring after it drove Ric crazy' "?
"Is that where you've been all morning - out buying bossy pants?"
"The witch who loses her powers gets left out of the important conversations." :D :D
What I love about Damon is how honest and straightforward he is, regardless of what other people think. He says it like it is, even if people get all judgemental on him for pointing out the reality they don't want to face.
Like saying to Bonnie: "She IS a different person. She's a vampire. We're a predatory species, we enjoy the hunt, the feed and the kill." I remember cheering him on in that episode, as I was so so sick of judgy Bonnie and judgy Stefan trying to guilt trip Elena for needing to freaking eat, whereas Damon just shows her, 'hey, you can feed on a rapist and you don't even need to kill him, how about that?'
He says at one point "I don't mind being the bad guy. I'll make all the tough decisions and I'll even let Elena hate me, but at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive."
He doesn't sit wringing his hands and wallowing in guilt because he understands his place in the food chain, can feed without killing, but will kill to protect those he loves without hesitation. He's absolutely the one I'd want on my team in a crisis. Also for all the laughs.
I love when he calls Klaus like a billion years old
"Am I wearing my 'I blew up the council' t-shirt today? WHY does everyone keep asking me that?!"
Jeremy:*wake up* what happened?
Damon:I'm sorry..............buy the ebook.
(Blesses him self) " Idk why that always makes me smile"😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok fine it's a kitten
It's an adorable
Exploding kitten
Breyer's For life that’s my favourite Damon line
And its named Claymore
Rebecca - u should know better than to sneak up on al lady
Damon - good advice have u seen one. I died at this line 😂😂😂
This cracks me up everytime
The kitten comeback line is in my top 5 Best of Damon Comebacks. I laughed so hard the dirst time I saw it I had to pause Netflix for like 2 minutes b/c I couldn't watch between laughter tears and literally lol 😂.
(somebody needs to entertain the ladies left by their men folk) a classic line
Meredith: Please tell me that's not a bomb ?!
Damon: Ok, it's a kitten, it's an adorable exploding kitten!
“Long story..... buy the Ebook” bahahha
“yoohoo anybody home big bad vampire out here”love that line
"I'm fine with her either way, brother." That's what people don't get. Unconditional love!
2019 and I am still here.. ☺
same
S a m e h e r e
Its 2020 and I am here
We r half way thru 2020, and I'm here. 'Course I just watched the entire series for the first time about 5 months ago. But this show is like' The Office' to me, it'll never get old, I'll always b here! Watching Ian S as Damon S is like letting ur eyes have organisms.
Pandemic and I'm still here 2020 pun
Omg Damon’s hilarious I’m gonna rip his heart out and feed it to him 😂
3:49 i dont know why the tone in "dance with the devil" makes me smile so much
Dear diary, A chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was joe. That lie will haunt me forever
I love that one :D
lol hands down my favorite line ever
2:16 Damon in this whole scene is me in class when people keep getting the answer wrong xD
Lol I love Damon put the damn crossbow down Pocahontas and my favourite ok it’s a kitten an adorable exploding kitten
“Baddasses don’t say that” 😂🤣🤣
'I'm Connor Jordan'
'Damon germaphobe'
😂 😂 😂
It's an adorable exploding kitten
“3 2 1 bye”
Why does this always make me laugh
Big bad vampire out here 😂😂 i love Damon 😂
Shh badasses don’t say that😂
Jeremey: I told you I'm a badass.
Damon: Shhhh badasses don't say that.
Rebecca: You should know better than to sneak up on a lady.
Damon: Good advice, have you seen one?
Edit: 1:40
I can’t imagine anyone else as Damon!
Lol wen he said “we’re not Japanese”
Newsflash 😃
“I’m going to find him and I’m going to eat him”😂
1:40
Rebecca: You should know better to sneak up on a lady.
Damon: Good advice have you seen one.
So beasucally wvery line Damon has except maybe two 😂
Isn't he just hilarious and the reason I watch the show, damn he's hot 🤗
14:38 IS MY FAV... I LOVE DELENA
9:47
Me to everyone at school.
So where the hell is the wicked witch of the west😂
Damon: “Oh I do, I just love that they love me”
1:38 ROASTED OOOHHHHH
'Japanese lanterns are a symbol of letting go of the past well here's a newsflash, we're not Japanese' 😂😂😂
This whole bad good brother's reminds me of Daryl and merle dixon brothers in the walking dead
You know I started to be selfish when the bullying started probably 6/7 years old but when I was around 9 that’s probably when it alllll happened I’m 14 and I have to say selfish is awesome when u relate to daddy damon
I really adore Damon Salvatore....😍🤩😍🤩
Damon: Japanese lanterns are a symbol of letting go of the past.
Also Damon: Newsflash, we're not Japanese.
😂😂😂
He really said “reaching” lol
✨Fun fact, there is such thing as Witchipidia and modern witches use it.✨
See I told you I can be a badass
Shh badasses don't say that XD the best one and he's right LOL
1:40 😂😂 that's funny asf
1:40 best line.
"You're disgusting,"
"I know,"
---
"What if I am a ripper?"
"You're not a ripper."
"What if I am?"
"We'll try to find someone and figure it out."
---
"Tell me why I'm not killing you??"
Anyone in 2020?
i miss him
i love damon he is my favorite actor?
Damon's actor is Ian Somerhalder
Out Lurker! 😂
Badassas don't say that...😅
Best one 9:30
No the best one is where Damon's like oh frat party douche Central.
Funeral pun
did yall see da hug ellena gave steffan :3
Here’s a news flash, we’re not Japanese
How does Klaus know anything, guy’s like a billion years old 😂
damon is fine 🥵
IT WAS SO COMIC
(BIG BAD VAMPIRE OVER HERE) VAMPIRE DONT SPEAK THEY HOP.U WENT TO COLLEGE DIDNT FND ANY CUTIE GIRL A BIT CHUBBY A BIT FATTY AND A BIT FAIR AND BIT FIGURY LIKE 37 30 37 FIGURE. INCHES I WAS SAYIN AND 5'8" HEIGHT .
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Which episode is your favorite. Mine is "The Five" with the frat party ☺️
3:54 :)
The way she did Stefan was fucked up
Elefan or delena
What's a elefan lol
Delena
Delena
Delena
Delena
What season is 0.52 in? Because I would like to watch because it has been awhile. But love The vampire diaries.
That's 4x02
tyler is siyerd to klaws
carolain; how do i fix him
demon;get new boyfriend! haha
9:58
what episode is 11:26 from?
Witch is mine practice my ass
Deifnitely better to learn math before using a calculator. Rip off the band-aid.
4:23