When I saw a new Just James video I had to abandon bedtime with my partner and sleeping 3 month old baby so I could cry with laughter in the bathroom. This got me good 🤣
Fire Walk With Meme not saying I believe it but people who label something as far right usually do so because they want to discredit the claim, so maybe far right isn’t the correct word
Nothing I hate more on TV than these type of exploitative shows where enforcement officers turn up to reclaim cash from people down on their luck and the TV producers hope it all kicks off like they're filming wounded animals backed against a wall Good target then JJ 👍
@@Beastgrows there's probably more dodgy landlords out there than dodgy tenants, but neither side are going to be 100% perfect i guess Its just the punching down mentality of these shows is the issue I have a problem with. The landlords aren't even seen in these shows, just some unseen benefactor when the tenant is the one we have to watch struggling for entertainment Not pleasant
UK landlords have been hoarding houses since the 80s artificially inflating rent making it near damn impossible for the younger generation to own a house in the 2020s
@@Beastgrows I imagine that's a very tiny %. I know for some landlords that will be their only property, and possibly their main income, but that's not really what this show is about. Sitting the enforcement officers down and then setting up the camera in the hopes of filming a massive Gotcha!/argument is scummy TV.
I used to work in the benefits office and you'd see people with Netflix subscriptions, an Xbox etc...but then you realise that's all their entertainment. All they can afford is to sit in front of the TV every night, and the cost:entertainment ratio is very good.
Exactly, to people like that, every luxury of a poor person seems to be reprehensible, and everything that goes beyond the most abstract need - be it in the realm of passive enjoyment, or a manifestation of activity - seems to him a luxury.
Damn it the teachers in my sixth form would've lost their shit if we did that. Someone watched an episode of Friends in the library at mine and they went fucking mental at us
"Dealing with an invasion of zombies"... This is what Shaun of the Dead would have looked like if they didn't have the budget for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost...
@@jamie150741 it's called "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away" and while I disagree with a lot of it, there are some cases where people are absolute assholes and is completely there fault there in debt.
Just James's videos are the only ones on the internet that can make me cry with laughter. I used to watch them with my friend before he moved away, but he always sends me the link when a new video drops!
I heard they tried to barter with a vial of plasma and a signed Russ Abbott album. Didn't work, and they even had to cough up the 50p for renting the sirens.
They finally expanded on the vast lore of CPWTIA, no wonder Brian and Graham have been working together for 30000 years because each job requires years of monotonous waiting.
“No one is home but there is a refugee from Somalia in the drive.” 💀 dead LMAOO
Unpopular Tea Same
😂😂😂😂😂
i died at that part
Timestamp?
“Everything in and around that area is an asset”
I don't even think this is edited. This is just what renting in the UK is like.
This is what renting and then not paying the rent is like in the UK
(or renting under a crappy landlord)
@@HarrySpencerMusic so this is what renting in the uk is like
It basically is
If you're a good tennant and don't expect to just get free rent, most of the time it's fine
Harry Spencer until they refuse to give any of your deposit back because they find a micro spec of sauce behind the cooker
"they have been working together for 30,000 years"
Repossessing since neolithic times
That's ancient!
damn that's older than my granny
George Pearson At least they said no to capitalism and debt slavery.
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!
Convicted of being truthful and obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception 😂😂
Not gonna lie this had me in stitches
When I saw a new Just James video I had to abandon bedtime with my partner and sleeping 3 month old baby so I could cry with laughter in the bathroom. This got me good 🤣
Dine and dash?
Should have been charged with cultural appropriation too!
Crying 😂😂😂
“Stuart McCracken is working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James.”
*Anything you wanna tell us James?*
Romanian brothel
HE'S TRANS!
Congratulations James!
We accept you James
Wait how long was he gone for?
He was on maternity leave I'm calling it!
“Now it’s clear that 7 children is the best offer they’ll get”
This is why I’ve missed you, Just James.
OVER SIX POUNDS PER HOUSEHOLD???!!
yeah they couldnt afford their big mac meal
richbois
@@budywudy9 have to get happy meal instead smh
thats an outrage smh
Mate it's awful I'm like £10.25 in debt easily
"Can't afford to pay the rent but £7 telly" I'm dead lmaoooo
Should i call an ambulance
@@DirtyGeorge We're not that luckt
2:45 “I’ve got 7 children”
“it needs to be more than that”🤣😂
More children to cover the debt
Can’t pay? We’ll take your family away!
"there is a refugee from somalia on the drive"
“He’s losing blood fast after being gored by enforcement agents”😂
Gored by high Court enforcement agents or debt collecters
@@declangaming24 what's the difference?
Probably why it got cancelled and got sued 😂😂😂😂
Disgusting opinion they are dealing with deadbeats
“The father is in prison for being truthful and gaining afghan cuisine by deception”
*Walks into an afghani restraunt*
"What's the behind you!"
*stuffs Afghan cuisine into pockets*
"there is nothing behind you, I just wanted to gain your cuisines"
HE STRIKES FEAR IN EVERY UNDERGROUND WORKER
@@bobsemple7660 😂
And commuter alike
“Seizing property and dealing with an INVASION OF ZOMBIES”
🤣🤣
They make their way into war-torn london
Brian O'shaughnessy of the dead
“Brian and Graham have been waiting for the defendant to return for 2 years” lmao
i mean they have lived for millennia so far, im not too concerned for them
2 years is nothing they lived for 30,000 years seizing property
narrator: the refugee is now in the high court's possession to sell at auction to cover the debt
*wayfair has entered the chat*
Just pointing out cus people do think that’s real. That was a extremist/far right conspiracy hoax
‘Job well done.’
@@PickleSurpriseVEVO It's hilarious that people believe this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kew Anne On not so funny when they go vote thinking its real.
Fire Walk With Meme not saying I believe it but people who label something as far right usually do so because they want to discredit the claim, so maybe far right isn’t the correct word
Just James: Returns
2020: *chuckles* *"im in danger"*
Me: starts rickrolling
People of 2020:im in danger
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@@ligmadechokoma1625 evil...
EVIL
My house is also on a lane behind several species of dangerous shark.
Strange I have an alligator problem
"They're on their way to collect a debt of 10 billion pounds. It's owed for damage to a Romanian brothel."
I'm so glad they finally got their hands on some ovaries.
Nothing I hate more on TV than these type of exploitative shows where enforcement officers turn up to reclaim cash from people down on their luck and the TV producers hope it all kicks off like they're filming wounded animals backed against a wall
Good target then JJ 👍
What about the landlords etc that are being ripped off by people that don't pay rent?
@@Beastgrows who gives a shit about landlords
@@Beastgrows there's probably more dodgy landlords out there than dodgy tenants, but neither side are going to be 100% perfect i guess
Its just the punching down mentality of these shows is the issue I have a problem with. The landlords aren't even seen in these shows, just some unseen benefactor when the tenant is the one we have to watch struggling for entertainment
Not pleasant
UK landlords have been hoarding houses since the 80s artificially inflating rent making it near damn impossible for the younger generation to own a house in the 2020s
@@Beastgrows I imagine that's a very tiny %. I know for some landlords that will be their only property, and possibly their main income, but that's not really what this show is about.
Sitting the enforcement officers down and then setting up the camera in the hopes of filming a massive Gotcha!/argument is scummy TV.
3:15 "convicted of being truthful" 😂😂😂
Pretty much how bailiffs work lol
@@MoskHotelpretty much how society works too tbh sadly
"So, what we're lookin' for is _t i n g s_ "
Things like that
"How much can you give us, that's the question"
"I got seven children"
"It's gotta be a bit more than that..."
The only true reason people have kids is to haggle with high court officers.
Ahh yes the age-old adage: "you owe £1400 of rent arrears yet you own a £300 TV? Shocking!"
I used to work in the benefits office and you'd see people with Netflix subscriptions, an Xbox etc...but then you realise that's all their entertainment. All they can afford is to sit in front of the TV every night, and the cost:entertainment ratio is very good.
Yeah ! It is shocking !, You pay what you owe first!!!!Then you buy extras! DEBT IS THEFT!!!!!
@@wendycarter5718 debt isn't theft, for example a mortgage is not left.
Exactly, to people like that, every luxury of a poor person seems to be reprehensible, and everything that goes beyond the most abstract need - be it in the realm of passive enjoyment, or a manifestation of activity - seems to him a luxury.
oh shut up Wendy!
Me and my friends once marathoned Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away in sixth form.
_We'd literally do anything to avoid revision._
absolute mad lad you are
What a strange thing to marathon xD then again I sometimes watch shopping channels at 3am. Hypnotic shit, that.
@@ajaxlewis7664 my brother used to do that, crazy stuff.
@@calebcrook5875 - this bro gets it
Damn it the teachers in my sixth form would've lost their shit if we did that. Someone watched an episode of Friends in the library at mine and they went fucking mental at us
This is the first time I’m watching this show and I can already tell that it’s better like this than it is normally.
“They’re going to collect 3000 adult worms”
The reptilian overlords have them for lunch
"they are parasites" insanely based
"The key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding" 😂
"When you can't pay they'll attack several parts of the human body"
2:37
"Collect the debt in full, or remove children from the debtor's home, and sell them to cover the debt."
Human Trafficking Edition
Yes they now sell children better than taking stuff in the house
it's amazing how you can always sentence mix "Just James" into every video
I've missed james so much
Indeed Lord Farquaad
"Rising house prices are prompting landlords to *squeeze rears* or raise rents."
“They’ve been working together for 30,000 years...dealing with an invasion of zombies.”
That sounds legitimately epic.
Seizing property
"If we can escalate a situation, that's what we're going to do"
I genuinely believe that Just James is the incarnation of God
"Dealing with an invasion of zombies"... This is what Shaun of the Dead would have looked like if they didn't have the budget for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost...
😂😂
Now I'm imagining debt collectors, but during a zombie apocalypse. I acc kinda wanna watch that now.
More like a mash up of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead.
Obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception. A truly heinous crime.
“There’s a warrant here for ten pounds, what we’re looking for here is tings”💀💀💀💀💀
I’m laughing but I also can’t get over how disgusting this show is.
What show is this?
@@jamie150741 it's called "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away" and while I disagree with a lot of it, there are some cases where people are absolute assholes and is completely there fault there in debt.
Eat landlords
@@KyunaCookies based
@@KyunaCookies based
“They’re on their way to collect a debt of ten billion pounds. It’s owed for damage to a Romanian brothel”
Just james: uploads
everyone: The return of the king
"There is a warrant here for £10, so what we are looking for is tings"
🤣🤣
Things like that.
There now on the hunt for a major organ to seize, and sell
Legally on this type of high court warrant. They can only gain access through an open incision.
3:28 “so what we’re looking for is tings” lol rasta 🇯🇲
I think this my 30th rewatch, I absolutely love this channel
Convicted of being truthful, there’s a warrant of 10£
You mean £800 lol.
Please please please do more of these. I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Can’t pay we’ll take it away is by far the best one you’ve done
🤣🤣🤣👌
“How much can i give you “😔
“How much can you get dats the question “😡
“I have seven children “🤗
*whispers seductively* it’s a bit more than that 🕺
Sell them
This is now no longer a spoof, this is an actual reality for UK citizens.
Bro "terrifies underground workers" jesus christ i died
Just James's videos are the only ones on the internet that can make me cry with laughter. I used to watch them with my friend before he moved away, but he always sends me the link when a new video drops!
"They make their way into war-torn London."
Huh, that sounds about right🤣🤣🤣
Local plastic surgeons that line is hilarious 😆😆😆😆
3:03 are part of a vicious criminal gang
3:03 local plastic surgeons are part of a criminal gang
“Working with his heavily pregnant wife: Just James” 😂😂😂
"The father is in prison, convicted of being truthful" im dead 😂😂😂😂😂
wow, james, you've done it again.
This all blends together so much better than other parody videos!
There is something ominous but absolutely hilarious about that video title
Obtaining afghan cuisine by deception 😭😭😭
Watched in bed, woke wife up because I was giggling. Hope you’re happy with yourself
"I've got 7 children"
"Its a bit more than that"
Maybe James hasn't been uploading because they took him away
No he was pregnant didn't you hear
When you're a 30,000 year old zombie fighting parasite, waiting 2 years for someone to show up is nothing
*An hour after arriving, they finally get their hands on some ovaries*
‘Working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James’
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*classic*
Well, I guess a Volvo could technically be considered a refugee in England 😂
'Convicted of being truthful'. Every patriot in the UK
How *dare* you like your own country!! ...heheh just kidding Im not a lefty
@@liamcraddock9539 well done
Congratulations to you and Stu Mcraken for the baby
“Rising house prices are prompting landlords to squeeze rears or raise rents ffssss 😂😂😂
I already love this show, but this made it so much better.
When you dont have a soul or heart but you want a job.
Cant pay we’ll take it away: AnCap edition 2:35
I heard they tried to barter with a vial of plasma and a signed Russ Abbott album. Didn't work, and they even had to cough up the 50p for renting the sirens.
welcome to ancapistan, where every man can be a king
The house is on a lane, behind several dangerous species of shark...
i’m supposed to be sleeping and i’m too busy cackling at this in the dark
“The debtor has ignored demands to pay for over 1.5 hours”
😂😂😂😂
0:14
*I really do need that blood back*
Just goes to beg the question, if someone owes £10 due to a high court ruling, why not pay it straight away and get it over with?
"His heavily Pregnant wife Just James."
Do you have something to tell us?
2:50
'the key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding'
Woman: "I've got 7 children"
In the background: "that's not enough" 😂
"Becuase whn you can't pay, they'll attack several parts of the human body"
Loan shark edition
Fun fact : The voice over of Can't Pay We'll Take It Away is by Jason Done, who played Tom Clarkson in Waterloo Road.
Holy shit. I always recognised his voice but never ever made that connection.
GOOD LORD! 😱
OMG this had me cryiiing!!!
*convicted on being truthful*
2:19 I used to work with 'fearsome thug Stuart McCracken'. Nice bloke, actually. Gave me a lift to the Christmas do.
He's a nice guy
"If we feel we can escalate the situation then that's what we do" 😅
Only 7 children? What a scam...
Never clicked so fast on a vid
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
“The house is on a lane behind several dangerous species of shark”
I had tears in my eyes watching this 😂
What business of it is mine? So long as they do not take the yams from my savouring mouth
Can't pay?
Got to gulag
Hello dad
Hello son
Lenin Lover
I love this show. You have made it 100x better! Thanks for the laugh 😂
"The father is in prison, convicted of bring truthful."
Twitter moment
1:20 I cant breathe
‘there is a refugee from somalia on the drive’😂😂😂😂😂
"I've got seven children"
"There's got to be more than that"
They finally expanded on the vast lore of CPWTIA, no wonder Brian and Graham have been working together for 30000 years because each job requires years of monotonous waiting.