'If theres an alien out there I cant kill then I haven't met him and killed him yet', 'Stop exploding you cowards', 'They standfor everything we dont stand for, and they said you guys look like dorks' and 'I come swinging the olive branch of peace' lol
"The key to victory is discipline and that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep." "You mean while I'm sleeping in it?" "you won't have time for sleeping soldier not with all the bedmaking you'll be doing." That just gets me every time
After the first time I did the deed, I dropped the line, "I have made it with a woman, inform the men." Girl laughed her pants off, that is, if she was wearing pants.
Brannigan: "*GASP* We'll be defenseless, like fish in a barrel!" Nixon: "Options?" Brannigan: "My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish."
“She drives like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro. You win again gravity” Ah fair play, i don’t often laugh at youtube but this video is pure gold
"We have you surrounded! If you surrender, take your shirt off and wave it in the air!" "With me, every mission is a suicide mission!" "I am the man with no name: Zap Brannigan, at your service." Zap Brannigan. You died at the same time as everyone else in Futurama. R.I.P, and may you re-appear in a cameo in the Simpsons.
"Soon, you will all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine, mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all." I think we can all agree that the episode "War Is The H-Word" was the funniest episode of all time.
Dude, that would be sick. When they make a documentary and use radio chatter in major battles, everyone will here stuff like "In the game of chess, you can't let your opponent see your pieces."
He makes you want to watch Futurama. With his own show, Futurama could not exist! It's like how paper cover rock. But scissors beat paper! And rock crushes scissors... Damn. We have a conundrum now.
Every moment of Zapp Brannigan is the best of brannigan.
KiLLED5639 I feel so sorry for Kief sometimes.
KiLLED5639 Did you mean Kiff?
over9009 Yeah, I didn't know how his name was spelled. sorry.
I am the man with no name..Zap Brannigan
All episodes with him were hilarious
_"In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces."_
"Oh I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman"
also "death by snoo snoo!" celebration while keif is crying and zap replies "what are u gay?"
vanguardduelist it’s alright I always saw myself as a father figure to some of my pathetic men.
"Oh, great, Captain Moron has a plan. Why don't you tell it to Wingus and Dingus here?"
"Wingus, Dingus, listen up."
Slurpee the Unholy my personal favorite
"Call me cocky, but if there's an alien I can't kill, I haven't met him and killed him yet."
The Handsome Minifigure your profile pic is zap
I did not know that Cadia took a quote by Brannigan to be their official planet's motto.
I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service.
i'm dying.
billy west is brilliant. the writers are brilliant. futurama.... best show ever.
My favorite line is
Kiff, have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
The "boy", Sir?
You Kif. You lay them out.
🤣🤣🤣 "STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!"
Ahh she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro!
1:51 👌
Wingus, dingus. The best line in the history of Western literature, drama and film combined
stupidyutube9 anyone know what time this quote is?
Am I the only one who thinks that Zap is a descendent of Duffman?
I do now
Me too
OH YEAH!
Absolutely. Maybe Duffman's daughter had a thing with Troy McClure.
Dmitri Liu Most obnoxious sex ever.
'If we hit the bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards....check mate' - best quote ever!
😆
Dammit, bring this show back. Best thing on TV ever.
If we can hit the bullseye the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
"Come on girdle... Hold..." *RIPPP* "BLUUUUUUUUUGH!"
6:56
"Damn it, Kiff!
Where's the little umbrella?
That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks!"
Best line ever!
"she's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro" ha ha
"I come swinging the olive branch of peace." I love it.
What makes a man turn neutral, power, lust for gold? haha
maki jezakon I think you were just born with a heart full of neutality
"stop exploding you cowards"
"We'll be defenseless! Like fish in a barrel!"
"Options?"
"My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish." :D
He's one of the best animated characters in history.
Perhaps besides Carl from ATHF.
My thoughts exactly!
Hail master shake
2:38 Champagane....
Shes built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
I don't like or hate Zapp. I hate my neutrality.
Uh huh, uh huh. That's whatever you were talking about for ya.
Because I literally have no strong feeling one way or the other.
Anna Binder I hate these filthy Neutrals, With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
Connor Calder Fly the white flag of war!
This is my ringtone you know.
"A little lower, lower, a lot lower,TOO LOW! Lower."
4:30 - 4:40 The quote I came here for.
same
Jaceblue04 Search them for paper! And bring me a rock.
I WISH I HAD HIS VOICE
"Spare me your space-age technobabble, Attila the Hun!"
EROTIC EROTIC EROTIC EROTIC. Oml, crying with laughter. I used hate Zap but now I have a completely new appreciation for him.
In time he too will turn you sour like wine to vinegar!
"Kif, we have a conundrum! Search them for paper, and bring me a rock."
_"Why?"_
4:48 the best line in Futurama...
87 people need to do some serious bed making.
They won't have time to make beds, soldier... Not with all the sleeping they'll be doing.
90
+Evan Andrews 108
+Zubair Rehman
109 people didn't get a little umbrella with their scotch on the rocks.
Zubair Rehman 147 were forced to put up with their "half-date" or had to make their beds in their sleep... or worse kept on exploding!
What about, "I like your style, Fry. You remind me of a young me...not too much younger... perhaps even a little older." ?
I love how Billy West's "Stimpy" voice started to show through when he said "Stop exploding, you cowards!".
Only a shame the late great Phil Hartman never got to voice him. Awesome job from billy West tho
'dont ask me you're the one who's going to be dying'
i always thought zap's voice was so cool because he sounds very glamerous and comedic.
It's a passable homage to the man they originally meant to cast, Phil Hartman. But you already knew that.
I agree. He's a legend.
"I'm the man with no name....Zapp Brannigan at your service"
one and a Half!
I TAKE IT!
hahahaha
T-K- I think that was *one half*
“Half Captain Kirk, half actual William Shatner.”
this is totally awesome !!...gotta love Zapp
With the creation of mighty Space Force, we need this man.
From the Benderama episode: "Yo, freak show! Your face has been declared a weapon of mass disgusting!" *Kif giggles* - "Timeless"
'If theres an alien out there I cant kill then I haven't met him and killed him yet', 'Stop exploding you cowards', 'They standfor everything we dont stand for, and they said you guys look like dorks' and 'I come swinging the olive branch of peace' lol
"If we hit that bulls eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." My personal favorite
LOL that you can enjoy a 7 minute video with just one picture this much is pretty funny :)
I'm in love with this girl. Zapp laughs historically!! LMAO
"You win again Gravity!" i also loved "FYI, i could be used for Snu-snu"
"The key to victory is discipline and that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep."
"You mean while I'm sleeping in it?"
"you won't have time for sleeping soldier not with all the bedmaking you'll be doing."
That just gets me every time
"You win again, gravity!"
TIL Zapp wasn't voiced by Phil Hartman. Because Phil was murdered by his wife in the 90s. :/
failure to prevent a mutiny....Best ever!
"But I don't care if your skin's red or tan or Chinese!"
😆
Zapp Brannigan is similar to Zoidberg....you can't get enough of em😂
After the first time I did the deed, I dropped the line, "I have made it with a woman, inform the men." Girl laughed her pants off, that is, if she was wearing pants.
1:52 "Ah! She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a Bistro."
Billy made this character his own. But I still wonder what it would be if Phil lived to play him
Brannigan: "*GASP* We'll be defenseless, like fish in a barrel!"
Nixon: "Options?"
Brannigan: "My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish."
Best one picture TH-cam video :)
my favorite futurama character
definitely one of the best characters in cartoon history
When Zapp asks for the paper and rock.. you know he would sit there for a day trying to figure it out xD
Nearly every single quote of his works for a stellaris play through
"The rest of the Dominos will fall like a house of cards" absolutely killed me, lol
God, you're killing me....GOD YOU'RE KILLING ME...this clip is non-stop laughter
Awesome compilation!!!loved it 1 billion likes!!!
knock some very sensual boots.
Candy's for dorks.
If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Check mate.
Love Zapp, love Futurama!
"- This whole sector is uncharted.
- It's not uncharted, you lost the chart."
Care for some Champagen?
I could watch a whole movie on this man.
“She drives like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro. You win again gravity”
Ah fair play, i don’t often laugh at youtube but this video is pure gold
My favorite has always been, "I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan at your service."
"Mm. Aha. Mmhmm. Uhu. Aha."
"I've finished talking sir."
"BELAY THAT REMARK."
Just one of those days where I randomly put something into the search engine, this time around, the Legendary Zapp Brannigan.
my favorite character
Billy West should've done Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz.
The guy who did troy McClure was suppose to voice zapp, but he passed away before futurama!
I'm trying to get my CO to adopt "Zapp" as his callsign, he doesn't know why yet.
Mr President: What the hell?
I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.
"We have you surrounded! If you surrender, take your shirt off and wave it in the air!"
"With me, every mission is a suicide mission!"
"I am the man with no name: Zap Brannigan, at your service."
Zap Brannigan. You died at the same time as everyone else in Futurama. R.I.P, and may you re-appear in a cameo in the Simpsons.
"And rock crushes scissors... and paper covers rock, but scissors cuts paper. Kiff, we have a conundrum."
I am the man with no name: Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
My 9th grade student-teacher for World History used this guy in a example when he was etaching. XD
My favorite Zapp line is from the episode where he was introduced. "Captain's log, star date...uhhhhh"
You missed the best quote !!!! The Professor: "Who is it?" - Zapp: "Just a broken down hobo who's hit rock bottom, and his commanding officer" LOL
Stop exploding you cowards!
Lmfao
Best character
"I am the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan at your service!"
"Soon, you will all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine, mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all."
I think we can all agree that the episode "War Is The H-Word" was the funniest episode of all time.
I come swinging the olive branch of peace
When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!
"you won't have time for sleeping soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing..."
we have the element of surprise. SURPRISE
You do need the video for most of these. Luckily though, I've seen them enough to just play it in my mind.
Dude, that would be sick. When they make a documentary and use radio chatter in major battles, everyone will here stuff like "In the game of chess, you can't let your opponent see your pieces."
He makes you want to watch Futurama. With his own show, Futurama could not exist! It's like how paper cover rock. But scissors beat paper! And rock crushes scissors... Damn. We have a conundrum now.