The thing I hate about bthesda vr is that they didn't even try to make it vr. They just made the visor the pov and the controllers your mouse which must have taken like an hour to code and then took years optimising for performance. The most impressive change they've made is being able to actually pull the arrow back on the bows.
Honestly the headset is fine, the gimmick controls look terrible though. Why cant it just be the headset with traditional mouse and keyboard? Are we really going to repeat past mistakes and assume this stupid VR controller bullshit is a proper replacement for existing control schemes?
i bought that shit, then i got special edition for "free" wich i never even installed it @.@ just like 2 for the price of one, but its the same game and u cant give it to anyone
So I'll have to say her "Stop! You violated the law! Pay to court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forefit" and get than angry face on me. And then just take my bow and jump into water
Jonathan Gibbs No, that's the title of all PC releases by Bethesda. Console scrubs have to get by with "Skyrim", "Fallout"..."Morrowind". You get the idea, right?
@@dylndaviln3091 Yeah never finished either. Always stopped the main quest once I had to close all the oblivion gates. SI was a good expansion though, finished that a few times.
hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahwhhahahahhahaahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahha who cares
Leatherneck Motion Pictures Bethesda didn't make new Vegas... If you were a true fan you would have know that. It's your fault we don't have a remaster
Because Bethesda is butt hurt that Obsidian showed them how Fallout 3 was supposed to be, taking note that Obsidian had hardly any time to complete the game.. Plus they used the original plot from their version of Fallout 3 to build on, you know, because Bethesda bought the rights to Fallout before the 3rd game was finished... Obsidian has some of the original creators of Fallout in their company, which makes me laugh that South Park and the stick of Truth trolls on Skyrim a lot.. I see it as Obsidian spitting in Bethesda's face, well deserved seeing as Bethesda assimilated Fallout into their buggy, glitchy universe..
this is the first video by Sam i witnessed, i was so young and innocent, and he seemed so charismatic and funny, i couldn't stop watching, my life will never return to the way it once was and i will always be a pawn in this man's confusing repetitive game.....
I've happily bought skyrim 2 times on 360, once on xbox 1, 2 times on pc, then got special edition free, and then recently the switch. Still ain't mad.
General Sam I want you to know I have been puking my guts out for the past 5 hours and when I finally thought I was finished your video had me dry heaving like I was about to die within the first two minutes
Thank you, General Sam, for convincong me to bite the bullet and finally rebuy my favorite game once more. I look forward to the time I will inevitably invest into this game once again.
"That you will buy. Yes. You will buy Skyrim again and again or you will suffer at my hands. Like many have suffered before you. They cry, but eventually, they all bought the game. They always buy the game." Absolutely brilliant.
@@videotherapy1991 no, what he did was what we believe the Roman salute was, a closed first that goes from your chest up and outwards, a Nazi salute is an open hand
Yes. It is like liquid crack or meth. Although the Skooma dens the addicts you come across make me think it might be more like or heroin.. Everyone is always laying down, high out of their minds, or Od'ed and dead.~looks boy for skooma~ SO ANYWAY. The games seem to bounce with the actual visual effects, but it is PROBABLY more like meth/an upper.
I will not be content until they release Skyrim for the Pip-Boy in Fallout 4.
The Order someone better make a Skyrim holotape
+The Order The Pip Boy was actually cut from Skyrim.
Satan?
But it's gotta be a 60$ dlc
The hell are you talking about
“I’m just a poor old woman, dear”
*Proceeds to stab wildly
DataVortex 101 TwEnTy EigHT STaB WoUnDs
He freed her from her misery
*_fuckin' bitch!! fuckin' bitch!!!!!!_*
He says "Ok boomer" and stabs her fifty fucking times
Well, she is actually a witch. So it's ok if Sam brought her to hell early.
*Things you can only do in Skyrim VR*
*Has child on thumbnail*
If its on the clock its ready for the *glock*
@@onyxrafle8066 *ready the lube
@@MatthewTraceur dats giey
ladies and gentlemen we gote em !!FBI OPEN UP!!!
n o
2:45
Buffing his dagger with charcoal pine resin
This comment is underrated
This a souls joke?
Music was Souls too
obviously that's carthus flame arc
And then proceeds to r1 spam the old women
I suddenly realized I don't lack the 60$ for game but a 399$ VR equipement.
I suddenly realized I lack for both
I'm so broke I was seriously considering the feasability of gluing monitors in a circle around my face.
+Allen Holloway, but then you have to buy the glue; and we all know that is pretty much robbery these days.
I just got the Skyrim VR bundle new on eBay for $270.
Trust me when I say. Save it up even a dollar a week, VR is fucking amazing. Really don't understand why it's not as popular
"Take one of those stamina potions and grab that broom stick, we're ready to go buddy!"
Heh
Literally saw this as soon as I saw it.
😏🤣
@@lancestryker me too
drink that frenzy poison as it's gonna be *w i l d*
"If you want us to stop reselling skyrim. Stop buying it" Todd howard
you have a point
I don't want them to stop releasing Skyrim, I absolutely love that game
Todd we make fun of you, but damn, if you made a good game, it was skyrim. I actually think I'm gonna get the vr version
So true I bought it for PS3 PS4 and Xbox one I'm part of the problem but it is cool on vr
@@Dbf1339 oh update on that, friend of mine tried it and said it was really hard to move in that game, it was all just extra motion sickness
"Blood will ruin the blade", he said while completely fucking up the blade's temper with arcane fire
arcane fire has anti-temper attributes that keep the termper from getting fucked up.
learn2magic you dumby
General Sam What is this termper you speak of, and where can a lowly accolite of the jewish manlet acquire it?
The thing I hate about bthesda vr is that they didn't even try to make it vr. They just made the visor the pov and the controllers your mouse which must have taken like an hour to code and then took years optimising for performance. The most impressive change they've made is being able to actually pull the arrow back on the bows.
Honestly the headset is fine, the gimmick controls look terrible though. Why cant it just be the headset with traditional mouse and keyboard? Are we really going to repeat past mistakes and assume this stupid VR controller bullshit is a proper replacement for existing control schemes?
Not if you ou Molag Bals Mace
You forgot to mention Skyrim Legendary edition that was a package deal with all the DLCs, that came before the special edition.
HORRIOR you mean dlc ?
The Fiercest of Deities nah with ALL the mods
I play that
Thank you! I thought that straight away
i bought that shit, then i got special edition for "free" wich i never even installed it @.@ just like 2 for the price of one, but its the same game and u cant give it to anyone
`So this is the redguard experience`
5:17 I didn't know R Kelly was in Skyrim
Jake all that’s missing is the golden shower.
3:04 didn’t know OJ Simpson was in Skyrim too.
“Take one of those stamina potions and a broom” I am dead 😂
Beatdown Brawl hey "69"
1000 degree knife vs Anise
Saganax this needs more likes
5:02
(takes a seat near to girl)
-So, have you heard of the high elves?
(takes bite of apple)
-ACH, OORGH, HYRR.. Unf...
(fuckin dies)
that wasn't just any girl bro. she's part of the kajiit cartel known as a drug dealer. you don't want to get tangled up with that
So I'll have to say her "Stop! You violated the law! Pay to court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forefit" and get than angry face on me. And then just take my bow and jump into water
(Takes a seat near somebody)
-Have you ever heard the tragedy of Dath Plaegus The Wise?
General Sam "just wanted to see if you still have the space program"
*Gets launched
General Sam *SHRIEKS
Da bess
that was so cute xD xD
"So this is the Redguard experience" xD
That shit had me dying!! 😂😂😂
@QuIgYx yes.
Lmao
Yea when controlled by a NORD
ima say it, ima say the N-WORD....
N-WAH!
your description just called me... she said she misses my links
Lawl
Oh hey, you... I haven't heard from u in a while
fuck
Hari *SAUSAGE LINKS* am I right? Hehe....
Old Woman: "Im just a poor old woman dear."
General Sam: _Proceeds_ _to_ _give_ _the_ _poor_ _old_ _woman_ _the_ _Makoto_ _treatment_
Eletrical Plug and Outlet this comment and the ending are the reasons why I don’t think suffering through school days was a complete waste of time
If you go to her house In skyrim and check out her basement she really isn't a poor old woman
Anise isn’t a poor old woman
School days?
I love how Belrand is his companion of choice. Nothing wrong with it, just never seen people use him.
Shut up hoe, belrand is the goat
Fuck yeah, the Giant's Space Program is still in there
LOL
YEAA-
IGTP
Intergalactic
Giant
Travel
Program
You forgot about the edition of Skyrim called "Mod it: Until it Crashes".
That's not a version that's a standard feature in all bethesda titles.
No he didn't. You didn't hear him say 'Skyrim'?
Jonathan Gibbs No, that's the title of all PC releases by Bethesda.
Console scrubs have to get by with "Skyrim", "Fallout"..."Morrowind".
You get the idea, right?
AFK man Xbox Skyrim supports mods, but yeah I get the idea.. who cares about console scrubs tho?
Gimped gaming ftl
Big Brother like you download one mod without unofficial patch
I bet there will be so many non-sexual mods in this game.
True
Guess again
Normal Rick he was joking
*Slavery Intensifies*
Ya I know right who will do that.... Hahahaha....
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
It’s not a threat against your life to buy Skyrim, it’s a really convincing persuasion attempt for you to buy Skyrim.
The ending legit straight up killed me
Legit
legit?
@@bigshrimp6458 legit
You know what else I wanna play in VR? Oblivion.
Why
@@harrym1862 it's one of the worst but also one of the greatest RPG game ever made.
@@lecorny007 yeah but why vr
I never finished it, but this is the motivation I need.
Let me push the adoring fan to his death in vr
@@dylndaviln3091 Yeah never finished either. Always stopped the main quest once I had to close all the oblivion gates. SI was a good expansion though, finished that a few times.
One day we wil have skyrim mobile
XX_BESTIA_ X No
XX_BESTIA_ X isn't that basically Skyrim for the Switch?
XX_BESTIA_ X fuck no, wait Skyrim VR Mobile
skyrim for the VR calculator
They actually did do oblivion mobile
Genneral Sam: I wanna go to space.
Giant: why wait? *SLAM*
mr. titanosaurs penis 69 ayyyy asdfmovies
Dude just uppercut Nazeem. I’m definitely buying Skyrim VR Now
"Is this the redguard experience?"😂😂😂😂
LMAO 7:21
IM SORRY GUYS THAT WAS WAEE TO FUNNY!!
H sadly yes!😂😂😂
Gabriel Franklin 😂😂😂 i'm gonna make my personal redguard expierience right now 😂
h HAHAHA FRFR!
"take one of those stamina potions and that broom stick and we're ready to go."
Jesus-
ᎪᏦႮᎷᎪ ՏᎻᏆΝΘ Momo Yukki chan cant tell if your reaction is saying “jesus-“ or youre quoting jesus
You know what you can actually do in skyrim VR? Reach through doors and lift the bar on the other side.
if u have a plate u can glitch through the door and be on the other side as well in any other edition lol
OH MY GOD YES! ITS SO USEFUL!
Joey Wolf you can do that anyway, I always do it and its on ps3!
* chuckles *
When he started heating the blade up i couldn't stop laughing
Lmao they turned Skyrim into a real thing 😂
hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahwhhahahahhahaahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahha who cares
@@dreadlordhg360 you dad doesn't about you
@@dreadlordhg360 *you are a fucking bitch*
Proper grammar
@@rorschach5510 your poo poo is a fuck bitch
@@onedayatatime444 shut your illiterate, troglodite, im better than everyone else dumba*s up!
1000° KNIVE VS OLD WOMAN
Dead meme, funny comment
"It burns the nerve endings , causing as much damage and pain as possible" burnt nerve endings would be less pain..
Divine Potato shhhhh our general's brain nerves have been too burnt to figure that out
Well until they are well and crispy I can imagiene it'd hurt a helluvalot!
tysej4 mmmm crispy nerve endings
yes, after they are burned, not WHILE they are being burned.
i think your right... butt theirs only one way to find. make sure to let us know if it hurts... thx
“Burns the nerve endings so it’s as painful as possible” well how they gonna feel when there’s nothing to feel with
2:15 I wasn't looking and I thought that what he said was one whole sentence. "-tried to commit suicide twice, ill see you at the next one."
how com Bethesda can release a billion remakes of skyrim but not a single one of NEW VEGAS???!!!
Leatherneck Motion Pictures does bethesda own new vegas? Because i think obsidian is the one who owns them??? Right????
Leatherneck Motion Pictures Bethesda didn't make new Vegas... If you were a true fan you would have know that. It's your fault we don't have a remaster
Because Bethesda is butt hurt that Obsidian showed them how Fallout 3 was supposed to be, taking note that Obsidian had hardly any time to complete the game..
Plus they used the original plot from their version of Fallout 3 to build on, you know, because Bethesda bought the rights to Fallout before the 3rd game was finished... Obsidian has some of the original creators of Fallout in their company, which makes me laugh that South Park and the stick of Truth trolls on Skyrim a lot.. I see it as Obsidian spitting in Bethesda's face, well deserved seeing as Bethesda assimilated Fallout into their buggy, glitchy universe..
Combat ReaperF0X because people keep buying it, if people stop buying it they won’t keep re releasing it
Because it's what we want.
I died at the abduct children when he said "uh oh"
It's so funny and I don't know why
Robber walks into his house and sees him praying to a statue in vr, goes and robs a bank instead.
2:46 *1000DEGREE KNIFE VS WITCH*
I'm just a poor old woman dear.... *stabs many times*
Deadeyenumber2 Lmfao
I hate old woman. XD
Logan Pinneo Fucking witch
5:19 No loligagging.
FRISHR
Ayeeee I get it
FRISHR No 9Gagging
When Skyrim's female guards say No loligagging it makes me want to loligag them if you get what I mean?
the future is here
this is the first video by Sam i witnessed, i was so young and innocent, and he seemed so charismatic and funny, i couldn't stop watching, my life will never return to the way it once was and i will always be a pawn in this man's confusing repetitive game.....
He forgot remastered and legendary edition
Lord Odin he mentioned remastered...
Youngg Macc
No, he did special edition. Not the same thing.
What about the legendary remastered edition?
@@stellaraevum799 what's the remastered version then? I'm pretty sure that's what the special edition is
What about the switch edition
Man, i never even played skyrim. By now its prob worth waiting till the 10th special edition
Bloody Nival PLAY IT
The Non VR one has all the mods
Get slashed by sword. Everything is fine. Punch a wall "OW MY HAND! MY HAAAAND! MEDIC!"
I think he actually hit his hand irl xD
No shit. What do you think the joke is!?
“So this is the red guard experience?”
*laughs in black*
In before British justice system arrests this guy for his Talos prayer.
Bingo Gango I
Oi mate you got a loicense for that comment?
“I’m just a poor old woman” lol it’s like she knew you were going to stab her repeatedly 😂
If your holding your weapon I think she says it
@@Thicbladi
Doesn’t matter if your weapon is drawn.
@@catsareyes6446 ok
And now skyrim on alexa
I imagined the commercial:
INTRODUCING: Skyrim on Alexa
Shit, I’d buy it.
Wigo just go get it on amazon, its free
Alexa kill everything
Ita actually real
Just reading "you can drink skooma and lay around like a junkie" had me just about peeing myself I laughed so hard
Who should we expect first? The return of Clit Yeastwood?
or
The return of Shekelstein?
ilocosmetro you know the Jews are going to shill so hard for Shekelstien that we'll never see Yeastwood again. Or Sitler for that matter.
Yeastwood was dead about 20 episodes before he ended it.
I am pretty sure we saw the last of Shekelstein with that 1 episode after his death.
i'm a shekelstein guy
Thief Guy!!!
“Knock knock”, child gets up “Is being attacked”. Lmao never laughed this hard
The SPACE PROGRAM! The absolute madman didn't patch it from the game. God damn, and god bless you, Todd.
never seen a child get out of bed so quick, but that old lady just had a bad day 🤣🤣
You're so short in VR. Tyrion Lannister role play
Yeah why Sam be so short
"So that's the Redguard experience"
fkn nailed it
Don't forget the legendary edition which had all the DLC. It's 6 releases.
Darksepheroth switch isn't a different release its a port
Darksepheroth and the three vrs are only one
Darksepheroth so it's 4
The Keeper Of Scrolls you gotta buy all separately
FourTheKids yeah because when I want to buy vr for my pc I want it for the ps4 and Xbox I don't own
I've happily bought skyrim 2 times on 360, once on xbox 1, 2 times on pc, then got special edition free, and then recently the switch. Still ain't mad.
I really couldn't stop laughing when you said I learned all these things from OJ Simpson
Yes i agrre
..and now skyrim very special edition for the iPhone!
I like how at 6:54 he punched the shield and he screams in pain (because he punched his window or whatever), really adds to the immersion.
the most important thing for an average Skyrim citizen, hug his wife and children and visit his little house
Why does this video have ao many dislikes? This video is hilarious.
Funny to edgelords
Scattered Myth There was not one thing that was edgy is this video.
@@zhaitae2470 yeah because comedy only applys to one type of person.
There were probably a lot of people who weren't expecting Sam's type of content when they clicked this video.
Marine's Myth if you think this is edgy, you must be new
General Sam I want you to know I have been puking my guts out for the past 5 hours and when I finally thought I was finished your video had me dry heaving like I was about to die within the first two minutes
Thank you, General Sam, for convincong me to bite the bullet and finally rebuy my favorite game once more. I look forward to the time I will inevitably invest into this game once again.
"That you will buy. Yes. You will buy Skyrim again and again or you will suffer at my hands. Like many have suffered before you. They cry, but eventually, they all bought the game. They always buy the game."
Absolutely brilliant.
Lol that Roman salute to Talos
Sieg*
swig*
Video Therapy Yeah and it's called the Roman salute
@@videotherapy1991 no, what he did was what we believe the Roman salute was, a closed first that goes from your chest up and outwards, a Nazi salute is an open hand
The sex mods in Skyrim are going to be crazy
or buggy as shite
It will be amazing when the day finally comes that we can buy one copy of a game for all of our devices 🤣
The Bonzie Buddy voice low key brought back some painfully low resolution memories
I want skyrim for my toaster
Skyrim Alexa confirmed lol th-cam.com/video/FnEW6dX_BmU/w-d-xo.html
I know bro .... maybe finally my dream will come true one day
... lets pray to the mighty Todd Howard together
Fresh_Knacker. I want Skyrim for my phone.
I want skyrim for my Nokia 06
*Alexa
1000 degree KNIFE VS A WITCH
Edit:Oh my god so many likes
That comment is f...king gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Vs a FUCKING BITCH
Użytkownik Nie Podejrzany
2015 called..
This is funny until you orgasm because of "many likes".
666 Likes boy
THAT SPACE PROGRAM XDDDDDDDDDDDD BEST ENDING EVER
Going back through all your old videos cause I need some solace in this crap planet , Sam you’re a legend
2:40 glowing 1000 degree knife
"It just works"
-God
You mean Satan?
"It just doesn't work"
-Also God
"So, have you ever been with a manlet before?" 😂😂😂
This video is peak gremlin form. Sam got prety tame once those kids started spawning
little did poor young and dumb Sam know they would release special edition 2: remastered Harder
Future sucks. Futurama looks sane compared to reality 2018.
Time for the mammoth hunt, dudes!
Armchair nihilism 101
Mallory SF Futurama was in 3000 year...
Germán Fraga reread the comment
Mallory SF Life of cowardess or mistakes
I wonder how much it would cost to buy every version of skyrim on every console...
1/100th the cost of the Dead or Alive 5 dlc's.
Well probably about 150 mabey less
Steve Royea just buying the 3 versions available on PC is 120ish
Yea that sounds about right
If you count the collectors edition then alot like 800 with everything
I love how you complain to the NPC's about the game they're in like they're actually listening to you 😂
9:47 I died at the end
So did he
and went to heaven
Mr. Diddles so did he
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
first video i ever seen from you and i've never subbed to anyone faster
Jonni_Darko This is the first one I've seen as well, and I did the same exact thing lol
When are we getting a new fanmail video, Papi? I've been waiting for years.
lazy fuck cba to get a po box, so maybe next year last I heard
Alim Enarnbn God you're so cool
This video is how I got introduced to my favorite TH-cam channel. This was both a curse and a blessing.
As it is for all of us. We who endure what Sam has to give are sick but strong nonetheless. May god rest our souls
8:40 i fucking lost it
ImJustQwerty lmfaooo me too
ImJustQwerty What did he do?
I am Also, Kevin
ImJustQwerty 8:00 I lost it.
I'm gonna try this punchline IRL tonight, wish me luck ^^
For context, see 8:06
Isn't skooma like, liquified cocaine? Skooma isn't the kinda thing you relax with after drinking.
Gregory Moran it's made from moon sugar it's like an energy drink for khajit but an addictive drug for anyone else
So in other words skooma gives you wings!
No its dangerous for Khajits too
From what I’ve read is some of the books in the game it’s little rocks and you put them in a pipe and smoke it like crack.
Yes. It is like liquid crack or meth. Although the Skooma dens the addicts you come across make me think it might be more like or heroin.. Everyone is always laying down, high out of their minds, or Od'ed and dead.~looks boy for skooma~ SO ANYWAY. The games seem to bounce with the actual visual effects, but it is PROBABLY more like meth/an upper.
"Grab one of those stamina potions and that broomstick, we're ready to go buddy"
Sam made it all the way to Riften before realizing he should make an intro for the video
>things you can do in skyrim vr >child in the thumbnail 🤔🤔
"Can't sit in a loading screen on PC"
Have you not played modded oldrim?
1:38 that actually scared me
This is the beginning of a new era
"this is the redguard experience" 😂😂😂😂
>platform exclusive VR games as a marketing point
>skyrim vr on PC
Gotta say, first video what i have seen from you.. It's awesome content. gotta subscribe
couldn't agree more
Bro literally same! too funny not to.
Dub Monster Took you guys this long? Jesus...
Yep, pretty good content and funny too.
fkn hilarious
I remember this being my first general Sam video. Good times.