The Incredible Thief Guy Intro Theme lyrics: (verse 1) "thief guy, thief dude, steal whatever he fuckin can. some might think he's actually black, but he's not he's white and he has a really tight ass. (chorus) na na na na na na na thief guy. (verse 2) Grease arrows, gas arrows, also water arrows but those don't fucking work half the time. vine arrows to climb up walls, somethin somethin to get into mexico. (chorus) na na na na na na na thief guy." that's truly the song of our generation.
@@KingdomOfApple There are plenty of words that are as bad as a HARD R Nigga kid. We just stopped using them because the people they offended were not suppressed globally and said cut that shit out. Let someone say spic or chink (thank god i'm half brazillian and japanese or i'd feel bad) on camera and they will get canceled just as fast as if they used the Evil Nigga word. For christ sakes, the whole reason Kelso has no career is because his dumb ass decided to DRESS like an Indian guy. Also for the record, I like when people use hard R in my city because racial slurs count as a form of assault here so I can legally run across the street and deck them in the face for it. Even if the incident did not involve me. Now THAT"S how you get rid of shite slurs.
@@KingdomOfApple I can't tell if you are dumbing down the logic behind the law or are dumb enough to think it's that shallow. The reason people fear saying offensive things in general in life is either being fired or being beat up. The first is already basically HR law, my city just also thought the second was just as important. A ton of people will straight up just use racial slurs under their breaths to goad people into fights these days (they used to just shout them from across the street not even 10 years ago, so you know progress from fear of a civvie asswhuppin is working) anyway so they can say they threw the first punch or some bs. However if you want to keep saying it whatever man. Darwin Awards need some extra participants this year.
Glad others are still holding out and waiting for a new installment. Suprised he never "Daedra Guy" and dedicated to those daedric artifacts quests for like a send off special or something
Finally a solution to my horrible disfigurement. I can now rest easy knowing nobody will ever have to see the atrocity that is my body again. All this thanks to GeneralSam and his merch.
I cried watching this. Seneral Gam is a fucking legend. I appreciate your work bro. My girlfriend got mad cause I don't cry for her when she is crying and told me to leave the room because I was literally rolling on the floor laughing.
Jesus christ i had the worst day, getting screwed over by friends, but i just laughed my ass off cuz of this video, thanks for making my day before im going to sleep
I have aspergers syndrome and i was laughing pretty hard, but my case is pretty mild and ive had alot of help so yea i guess he just didn't understand, if you just say sorry and explain it was just jokes everything should be fine.
The Incredible Thief Guy Intro Theme lyrics:
(verse 1)
"thief guy, thief dude, steal whatever he fuckin can.
some might think he's actually black, but he's not he's white and he has a really tight ass.
(chorus)
na na na na na na na thief guy.
(verse 2)
Grease arrows, gas arrows, also water arrows but those don't fucking work half the time.
vine arrows to climb up walls, somethin somethin to get into mexico.
(chorus)
na na na na na na na thief guy."
that's truly the song of our generation.
Thank you I was wondering
Going to make a cover of it
nice 10:01 you may have celebrated Christmas but at heart you are a jew
thief guy id batman's new archenemy confirmed
General Sam can I buy it on itunes?
General Sam I'm Phukin Dyin Ovar Har
This is still one of the most underrated playlist on youtube ever
100% truth, my friend.
I remember when these came out way back when, 2017 needs to come back lol
Sad he didnt get to finish the fighter guild story. Also, Bothers me that this playlist says "Active". Hope papa rabbi does continue oblivion.
@@siomai6739 I understand the Fighters Guild is hiring new members. Not bad work for some folks
thanks matt
did your doctor design the AI for this game?
Don't poke fun at the disabled, these NPC's are no where near as akward as his doctor.
Uh.... ha ha. Uh. I uh. I’ll be right back.
Frog Teeth He has Assburgers. Is that why he sitcks his fingers up patients asses. Get it.
*Asperger syndrome intensifies*
yo
That fucking intro song was the greatest thing you've ever done
4:00 It never occurred to me that he had the n-word pass the whole time
GeronimoxTT I just watched this and had to rewind to see if I heard what I herd
I love how 'Nigga' has the same effect in real life as 'Voldemort' does in Harry Potter. Shit's fuckin' surreal, lmao.
@@KingdomOfApple There are plenty of words that are as bad as a HARD R Nigga kid. We just stopped using them because the people they offended were not suppressed globally and said cut that shit out.
Let someone say spic or chink (thank god i'm half brazillian and japanese or i'd feel bad) on camera and they will get canceled just as fast as if they used the Evil Nigga word.
For christ sakes, the whole reason Kelso has no career is because his dumb ass decided to DRESS like an Indian guy.
Also for the record, I like when people use hard R in my city because racial slurs count as a form of assault here so I can legally run across the street and deck them in the face for it.
Even if the incident did not involve me.
Now THAT"S how you get rid of shite slurs.
@@zigfaust Now THAT'S how you perputate racism! "You said bad word, I'm gonna put you in a hospital!"
@@KingdomOfApple I can't tell if you are dumbing down the logic behind the law or are dumb enough to think it's that shallow. The reason people fear saying offensive things in general in life is either being fired or being beat up.
The first is already basically HR law, my city just also thought the second was just as important.
A ton of people will straight up just use racial slurs under their breaths to goad people into fights these days (they used to just shout them from across the street not even 10 years ago, so you know progress from fear of a civvie asswhuppin is working) anyway so they can say they threw the first punch or some bs.
However if you want to keep saying it whatever man. Darwin Awards need some extra participants this year.
the playlist says “active” theres hope
Glad others are still holding out and waiting for a new installment. Suprised he never "Daedra Guy" and dedicated to those daedric artifacts quests for like a send off special or something
Your hope as born fruit
I noticed a certain word has been...removed from the video. I know what you said Sam, I know what you said.
Thief guy looks like the lettuce and tomato guy from the princess bride.
Logan Talley you fucking genious
Logan Talley thats inconceivable
When the mutton is nice and leaaan
I cant quite tell if this is cancerous or brilliant.
Jordan F Why can't it be both?
Yez
Oh, it's most definitely both.
Jordan F Its like Sun, so brilliant that gives you cancer
Jordan F it's the first one
THE SIGNS WERE HERE FROM THE BEGINING
"DOES IT AFFECT SPERM COUNT?"
POW IN THE BABYMAKER 9 MONTHS LATER
Can’t believe he cut the n word out
He got big and the Twitter police woulda been all over him
More of these oblivion vids would be very nice 👌
I want a thief guy shirt
Blacky Sensei yes please.
I wore my chill clinton shirt today
3 years, I want more oblivion
Last time I was this early Sam was doing what he should be now WORKING AT CHUDS TRAIN EMPORIUM
Adam Burke twain empowem
@@l-l twaiyn empowoyim
Shekelstiens grandpa
great grandma
FUNNY thing is it would be lore friendly because skyrim is like a hundred years after oblivion and wood elves live longer than 100 years.
Shekelstein lore
One year ago today the greatest quadrilogy in cinematic history began. I came to pay my respects to General Sam's Oblivion series.
4:59 *Trips and Falls, Lays Down for Two Seconds* "AHH!"
God I miss these times
Finally a solution to my horrible disfigurement. I can now rest easy knowing nobody will ever have to see the atrocity that is my body again. All this thanks to GeneralSam and his merch.
*heavy fucking wheezing*
Bro went back to a 6 year old video to remove a word we all know he said like who cares man
TH-cam probably
I miss these oblivion videos
Petition for Sam to bring these videos back
That part with the Khajit and Argonian was gold
Sam has always been known for his amazing intros.
This is the best birthday present I could have asked for. Thank you.
That story about the doctor is actually the whole video lol
And it was so worth it
I've watched this video like a hundred times now
I've probably watched this series like 5 times, bring it back!!
Now that's an intro!
The way he says "and make my way to the door" is just
I want Sams doctor to find his youtube channel
"Oblivion (Active)", maybe one day he will come back to it
Whoever disliked this must work for the fallout wiki
Watching old general sam videos in 2020, this is the life 💆🏻♂️
Fucking died laughing, please bring back story time Sam
This oblivion series is a fucking masterpiece
your content just gets better and better.
please do more oblivion this is great
Anyone reliving Sams best videos in 2021? 🥲
All day every day
2023 now
I cried watching this. Seneral Gam is a fucking legend. I appreciate your work bro. My girlfriend got mad cause I don't cry for her when she is crying and told me to leave the room because I was literally rolling on the floor laughing.
I don't think it was the joke that scared your doctor, you bringing up your butt brought on painful memories
painfully *delightful* memories
This is so good plz more story's and gameplay
I always come to General Sam's channel to look for some quality content.
and I every time I get disappointed...
Had to keep pausing the video from laughing so much and spitting food all over my computer.
This is one of my favorite vids laughed my ass off 😂 10/10 would stroke to again
We can hope that one day somehow, Sam will see this playlist and another installment will be born…
never clicked on anything so fast in my life
This video should have at least ... six .. million.. views!
Last time I was this early sam was still a "hot air balloon repair man"
Wow if been couple years and this is still gold 🤣😂🤣
Damn, it got edited 😔
:(
These Oblivions vids are so fucking lit I cant contain the flames spewing forth from my phone G.
4:00 based
the ending is why i watch sam. it's friggin great
Whats the difference between batman and a black man?...Batman can go into a store without robin.
I'm sorry.
Sam you did your 420 bit right as I was hitting a bowl. It's was like the universe wanted it to happen😂😂😂
The story time had me dead at the end😂😂😂😂😂💀
This is the single greatest video that I have ever seen...
Holy shit man i died at the doctor story
Top notch fuggin intro my dude, legit the reason why I've watched this six times
I lost all respect for Sam when he removed the n word from this video.
I was so confused I thought my ears stopped working for a split second and had to rewatch that part😂
He removed words like gay too I think lol. Also the scheckelstein videos
Yeah just realized its at 4:00
TH-cams more stricked bro it was either the word or the video or his channel
@@ratguts-l6y You can say nigga, they wont take your channel down for it.
I miss these times
IM NOT IN THE MOOD
This is the most beautiful video I've ever seen in my entire life.
Oblivion is my game
oblivion is my city
General Sam if it weren't for thief guy, oblivion would be shitty
General Sam oblivion is my country
Dellingr likewise
I can't believe you told the docter the joke after the previous reaction
Respect
0:03 that's pretty good
Your Oblivion videos are the best. Please keep em coming.
2:25 *Knocks him out* "HUH........"
8 seconds in and already what has been seen can not be unseen
5:47 that was actually impressive lmao
A year ago I watched this, bought the game because it looked fun in this video, and haven't played it since.
Fuck yes
The thief guy theme is my new favorite song
Amazing
shouldve been called sam wheezing compilation
Ancient tales tell a story about a legend! His name is Thief Guy!
The whole land would fear and respect his name.
This is one of the best series
Btw are the special arrows a mod? or are they actually a part of the game?
It's Siyric Definitely a mod
It's Siyric Theif Arsenal MOD.
Most certainly a mod. I've played alot of Oblivion before, and this is not a part of it. Cool mod tho
Of course it's a mod you fucking dirt bag.
Is the club’s knock out effect a mod too? I’m not very “experienced” with Oblivion
That opening song gave me a reason to live
5:00
back when sam was based
4:01
I think this is my favorite out of all of The “guy series”
This is my favorite game of all time, and this video is so AIDS.
Thank you.
thank you sam for making more oblivion videos
Can this please be a new series? Please, Daddy Sam?
Jesus christ i had the worst day, getting screwed over by friends, but i just laughed my ass off cuz of this video, thanks for making my day before im going to sleep
I have aspergers syndrome and i was laughing pretty hard, but my case is pretty mild and ive had alot of help so yea i guess he just didn't understand, if you just say sorry and explain it was just jokes everything should be fine.
Lucy Fur luv me some ass burgers
He-Who-Comments Oh by the Nine! Sheogorath would love you!
He-Who-Comments you're more than welcome to visit my humble abode anytime. you can eat ALL the ass burgers you want till your heart explodes!
i figured people would make fun of the name. why didn't i expect that when i wrote this comment?
I have asbergers too
I still try to watch all your videos bro. Still funny as ever 😂😂
Any 2020ers?
The good ole days of general sam
Sams the only TH-camr to say the N word and no one cares
Ha, don’t think anybody even noticed.
Sams black
Back in the good old days
This is beautiful
🐐
"Something something to get into Mexico" Subscribed.
5:03 sounds like that Lincoln park song
just made my day, thanks samguy.
For 400k subs Sam should go sky diving a record it with a go pro
Evan C 77 no parachute
JohnCofD no plane
+Laika no subs
Laika No thing
If I had said that to my doctor he would've died laughing lmao. He's a cool dude