Schlatt Laughing At Joe Biden For 10 Minutes

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  • @criidawg
    @criidawg ปีที่แล้ว +27873

    joe literally would fall for a "joe mama" joke, 3 times in a row

    • @barrothontherocks3325
      @barrothontherocks3325 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

      i don't doubt that he'd forget his own name and respond to a "hi joe" with "who's joe?"

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      @Seriously? Joe Hawley is the rhythm guitarist and one of the vocalists of Tally Hall. He is also the project director for ミラクルミュージカル (Miracle Musical), in addition to this, he has also released a solo comedy hip-hop album under his own name entitled Joe Hawley Joe Hawley.
      Joe was born and raised in Bloomfield Hills, MI. He attended Lahser High School, overlapping in his time there with Ross Federman.
      He was a film/English double major at the University of Michigan, and graduated in 2005. While at college, he formed the comedy troupe anonyMous and produced the feature film Sargasm, from which many of Tally Hall's early videos were taken.
      He was introduced to Rob Cantor their sophomore year through their mutual friend Andrew Laurich, a housemate of Rob and Andrew Horowitz. They sat next to each other in a musicology course, and eventually Rob convinced Joe to join the band he'd formed with Andrew and Zubin Sedghi.
      Joe was the one who proposed the name Tally Hall, after the former site of Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum.
      He is a vegetarian, in theory.

    • @criidawg
      @criidawg ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@kakyoindonut3213 im so glad you spared him, because i wouldn't have-

    • @toiletjoseph4167
      @toiletjoseph4167 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kakyoindonut3213 ew taLLy haLL 🤮🤢

    • @zigzag9197
      @zigzag9197 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@kakyoindonut3213 I miss Tally Hall, they made some good ass music

  • @Pivo4Ever
    @Pivo4Ever ปีที่แล้ว +5362

    I like how "YOU" in his notes is in big bold letters, implying he messed up before.

    • @jebarr3431
      @jebarr3431 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      1. YOU ride your bicycle towards the crowd
      2. YOU and the BICYCLE fall over

    • @screamingopossum7809
      @screamingopossum7809 ปีที่แล้ว +505

      "YOU sit in YOUR seat"
      Like....that is the note for someone who's fucked that up before.

    • @DonJoe1
      @DonJoe1 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      He has his first mistake was thinking he could run a country 💀

    • @RedsHitpostMedia
      @RedsHitpostMedia ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Id bet he thought it was for someone else before

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@screamingopossum7809 100% guarantee they practiced

  • @unknownceleb642
    @unknownceleb642 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1399

    Notice the instructions in the first one says "you take YOUR seat."
    That man has been sitting in another mans seat.

    • @beethewasp1206
      @beethewasp1206 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Been sitting on people’s laps

    • @Splatenohno
      @Splatenohno หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      He steals the seat

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@SplatenohnoNo, he forgets they not playing musical chairs at his 10th birthday party

    • @Micerog
      @Micerog หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      YOU

    • @minchy9094
      @minchy9094 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      or he has 2 egos and he used the wrong one to sit down

  • @jackmarston1426
    @jackmarston1426 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    Joe is the embodiment of what happens to NPC’s after the end of a cutscene

    • @gameplays1792
      @gameplays1792 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      he lowkey acts like a gta npc☠️

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@gameplays1792Na, Joe is old enough to be a Pong NPC

    • @gameplays1792
      @gameplays1792 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@vincentadultman6226na, more like the first chess npc

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@gameplays1792 na, the first marbles NPC (maybe that's how he lost em in the first place)

  • @Logan-dk8of
    @Logan-dk8of ปีที่แล้ว +6580

    I like how the cheat sheet says "YOU sit in YOUR chair" emphasizing that he should sit in someone else's chair like when he stood in someone else's spot at the podium

  • @owenskalvalki3057
    @owenskalvalki3057 ปีที่แล้ว +8655

    Joe is the only person who can hide his own Easter eggs

    • @benitoswagolini3410
      @benitoswagolini3410 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Joe's the type of guy to forget he's on in hide and seek and be confused when they run away

    • @The_King_from_Clash_Royale
      @The_King_from_Clash_Royale ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Destruction 💯

    • @hoosmyster
      @hoosmyster ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am fucking stealing that gold!

    • @jackcanterville6470
      @jackcanterville6470 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Qqrrhhah ahhahahahah

    • @hellsSG
      @hellsSG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm home with covid right now and this comment almost took me out.

  • @NewEnglandFoamer
    @NewEnglandFoamer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +226

    He won’t bite the dust, that would be cannibalism 💀

    • @Flonchosis
      @Flonchosis หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      NAHH 💀💀

    • @catfish.with.top.hat.
      @catfish.with.top.hat. หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      PPFFFHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @criidawg
      @criidawg หลายเดือนก่อน

      akjbdkaHKHASFJDKHFKSJDA

    • @mailliww
      @mailliww 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      That’s crazy

  • @user-px1we3xk1c
    @user-px1we3xk1c หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    This was 1 year before the debate

    • @presidentofyes12
      @presidentofyes12 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      In retrospect its surprising how surprised we were at his performance. An embarrassment of that scale had been long coming

    • @-TVKiko-
      @-TVKiko- หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@presidentofyes12 we should have known this was coming :,)

    • @celluIare
      @celluIare หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🦅

    • @panthekirb7561
      @panthekirb7561 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@presidentofyes12 Only the people who haven't been listening to Biden speak were surprised tbh

    • @paradoxicalmadness4507
      @paradoxicalmadness4507 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@presidentofyes12Only dems were surprised. The other side has been "conspiracy theorists" for 3 years seeing this

  • @maxweII_demon
    @maxweII_demon ปีที่แล้ว +14426

    dude, imagine if we elected someone born AFTER the invention of the wheel for once

    • @TheBigH
      @TheBigH ปีที่แล้ว +269

      underrated comment

    • @absolutezerochill2700
      @absolutezerochill2700 ปีที่แล้ว +661

      There were like two young presidents, one who couldn't even invade a bag and would rather dog a movie star , and the other who kept giving a speech after getting shot.
      Young presidents are a 50/50 on quality

    • @TheCalmPsycho
      @TheCalmPsycho ปีที่แล้ว +442

      @@absolutezerochill2700 That just means we need a bigger sample size

    • @ezekielzein-eldin
      @ezekielzein-eldin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@absolutezerochill2700 did you just fucking advocate for bay of pigs?????

    • @ezekielzein-eldin
      @ezekielzein-eldin ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@absolutezerochill2700 "one who couldn't even invade a bag and would rather dog a movie star" REALLY sounds like you are saying he should have invaded.

  • @lucaharvey2443
    @lucaharvey2443 ปีที่แล้ว +7195

    Joe Biden the type of guy to search up a tutorial for the tutorial

    • @gobineko8121
      @gobineko8121 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      He searches Google so he can get to Google

    • @booster0
      @booster0 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gobineko8121 yes

    • @The_miIk
      @The_miIk ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gobineko8121 my dad is 43 and he does that 😭

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How do i watch this tutorial

    • @MaxiemumKarnage
      @MaxiemumKarnage ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He types Google into the Google search bar

  • @lokomotion726
    @lokomotion726 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    Man i love laughing at people in more socially superior positions than me

    • @СНІМР
      @СНІМР ปีที่แล้ว +60

      don't we all

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Punch up!

    • @mattirrodraca2807
      @mattirrodraca2807 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I mean I'm not a puppet

    • @toniotrussardi8126
      @toniotrussardi8126 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      he may be socially superior but not mentally bros train of though is 10 hours of static noise

    • @dinamiteurdinamiteur2324
      @dinamiteurdinamiteur2324 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He is just an oligarch corrupted puppet of the kleptocracy of america
      Itak war after debt paid is 6000 billion dollar from tax payers
      And yes 6000 billions no error
      Yall don't even jnow it in america

  • @MikeyPierce-vc8pp
    @MikeyPierce-vc8pp ปีที่แล้ว +194

    This man’s brain is pretty much a series of microwave humming endlessly.

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      pretty sure it's just Cosmic Background radiation in there. The only thing keeping him from turning into dust is him forgetting he's dust already

    • @iknow7597
      @iknow7597 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally me

  • @c4sualcycl0ps48
    @c4sualcycl0ps48 ปีที่แล้ว +3478

    When Biden fell of the bike I imagine the secret service agents nearly shit themselves

    • @robertpaulson6360
      @robertpaulson6360 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Well, Biden certainly did.

    • @superbattleship3873
      @superbattleship3873 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      “Oh man I told Stacy this was a bad idea.”
      “Oh crap crap crap crap I’m so fired”
      *Draws gun on sidewalk* “GET AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENT”

    • @cb41503
      @cb41503 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Maybe they were like "oh shit,we won't have to cover up another assassination attempt, we can let the media blame it on his demented brain"

    • @Coco_1958
      @Coco_1958 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠​⁠@@cb41503 I thought that was referring to Kennedy…But now I know it wasn’t.

    • @B_COOPER
      @B_COOPER 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Whoever assembled that bike for him is probably in gitmo being water boarded.

  • @nulsis-9
    @nulsis-9 ปีที่แล้ว +7034

    he's like an NPC whos AI breaks after a cutscene

    • @jackochainsaw
      @jackochainsaw ปีที่แล้ว +68

      T pose

    • @Landgraf43
      @Landgraf43 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Atleast this npc is doing some decent policies lately.

    • @apolishguy3540
      @apolishguy3540 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@Landgraf43 really? like what

    • @Landgraf43
      @Landgraf43 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@apolishguy3540 infrastructure bill, stimulus checks, student loan forgiveness, medicaid expansion, pardoning of nonviolent drug offenders, and a few other things.

    • @danielwoods3896
      @danielwoods3896 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@Landgraf43 *his handlers

  • @FunnySkelaton
    @FunnySkelaton 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    Just wait till Joe Bidens husband hears about this

    • @rogerrhodes90
      @rogerrhodes90 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      What about the sister who's the love of his life?

    • @Y_nY1
      @Y_nY1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rogerrhodes90😂

  • @brianmo2965
    @brianmo2965 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +357

    Honestly im convinced that joe will just disintegrate at any moment

    • @EuRoWeIrD
      @EuRoWeIrD 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Thanos snap 🫰

    • @gameplays1792
      @gameplays1792 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      just like the queen😃

    • @niraxlevi9930
      @niraxlevi9930 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂 at the least the queen was better and had her brain intact until the end but man joe is something 😂😂😂​@gameplays1792

    • @BitchObama
      @BitchObama 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm highly convinced he not only have dementia but also have schizophrenia

    • @stop_1673
      @stop_1673 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      heheh...yeah......*disintegrates*

  • @Battlefox64_RL
    @Battlefox64_RL ปีที่แล้ว +15935

    The real guy who should be president is his teleprompt writer. That person has a heart of gold. I would have already made Joe say some pretty memorable lines.

    • @theultimatep1e40
      @theultimatep1e40 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Nah it should be schlatt

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 ปีที่แล้ว +769

      heart of gold? More like the guy prolly has an autocannon hanging over his head in case he tries something funny

    • @rppoker8541
      @rppoker8541 ปีที่แล้ว

      But when Trump couldn’t understand the difference between Frederick Douglass and Ben Carson that was fake right? Shameless republicans

    • @msl2867
      @msl2867 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Biden is perfect meme material

    • @rppoker8541
      @rppoker8541 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@msl2867 no that’s Orange Trump

  • @dunkelheit375
    @dunkelheit375 ปีที่แล้ว +7851

    When Biden won the election, they said that "The adult is back on the white house". Little did they know that he's too adult for the position lmao

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      too adult💀

    • @stopmotionharry8989
      @stopmotionharry8989 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      At least he’s not a toddler like Trump 😂

    • @rexblade504
      @rexblade504 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stopmotionharry8989 I mean Trump acted like a child, Biden literally has the mental and physical capability of a toddler. Say what you want about Trump, he sort of knew what he was doing, even if you didn't like it.

    • @iconic3606
      @iconic3606 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      @@stopmotionharry8989 ​ trump ain’t a toddler LMAO. Why are you still after him?

    • @byekou
      @byekou ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stopmotionharry8989 when the toddler runs the country better than the adult
      truly a f-d up world

  • @MrGamerX48
    @MrGamerX48 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    2:35 I swear the team in charge of keeping Joe at bay are the most patient people on the plant

  • @schwarz8614
    @schwarz8614 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I don't get how Americans can leave a person with clear dementia as the head of their state.

    • @RunstarHomer
      @RunstarHomer ปีที่แล้ว

      The older I get, the more I realize an overwhelming majority of people are simply not willing to think critically. The dementia was obvious in 2020, but some people were absolutely adamant that it was just some Fox News smear campaign or something.

    • @budgetcommander4849
      @budgetcommander4849 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Because the people running against him are just actively malicious.

    • @wisteria7961
      @wisteria7961 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not our choice bro 😔 they rigged the votes.

    • @wisteria7961
      @wisteria7961 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@budgetcommander4849Nah, it's just that everyone's stupid and can't see that having a clear dementia patient as a president is absolutely fucking dumb and we just screwed ourselves

    • @Sleepingpillsandcaffeine
      @Sleepingpillsandcaffeine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean I get that the other choice is also shitty but did they really not have a better candidate than HIM?!

  • @bradyharpe6051
    @bradyharpe6051 ปีที่แล้ว +2299

    Schlatt: That's so disrespectful!
    Also schlatt: *laughs uncontrollably for 3 minutes*

    • @wizardgaming6759
      @wizardgaming6759 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Obviously him saying that’s so disrespectful was sarcasm.

    • @LotFrat
      @LotFrat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@wizardgaming6759 No it wasn't
      Something can be disrespectful AND funny

    • @wizardgaming6759
      @wizardgaming6759 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LotFrat true

    • @user-vc4uf8bd3p
      @user-vc4uf8bd3p 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No it's not disrespectful, it's a disgrace that Biden won't step down

    • @roxaskinghearts
      @roxaskinghearts 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i love how America has millions of documented cases in people going to the news to show when they didnt have insurance but some how democrats are struggling if only youtube didnt invest in unAmerican losers like all of you

  • @permanent8387
    @permanent8387 ปีที่แล้ว +7605

    joe is the DEFINITION of "dont let them know your next move"

    • @NicoSleepyLeen
      @NicoSleepyLeen ปีที่แล้ว +454

      They can't know your next move if you don't know your next move yourself

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Dont let you know your next move

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@NicoSleepyLeen the ultimate wildcard

    • @dprov1877
      @dprov1877 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "i don't know my next move or why im moving"

    • @Tenebricklol
      @Tenebricklol ปีที่แล้ว

      actually, we all know his next move when he sees stairs

  • @Galaxy5296_Official
    @Galaxy5296_Official 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Joe is the type of person to fall for an Alt + F4 prank

  • @tahafawad426
    @tahafawad426 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Please joe peaked when he discovered fire just let him retire already😭

  • @_The_United_States_Of_America
    @_The_United_States_Of_America ปีที่แล้ว +5558

    Joe Biden is the type of guy to bring 19 people to an 18+ movie.

    • @codeinexrist
      @codeinexrist ปีที่แล้ว +145

      any "yo mama so dumb joke" can apply to him tbh 😭

    • @RickAstley-qd8bn
      @RickAstley-qd8bn ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Yeah, and they would all be kids that he can sniff.

    • @AsterWma
      @AsterWma 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You spelt "trump" wrong
      In your username

    • @CheeseMiser
      @CheeseMiser 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AsterWma this isnt even political. Biden LITTERALLY HAS DEMENTIA. Try not being a mindless sheep

    • @GamingwithSuper
      @GamingwithSuper 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      @@AsterWmano he’s tump

  • @_DrMemes
    @_DrMemes ปีที่แล้ว +5033

    Biden's entire presidency summed up in one video.

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole ปีที่แล้ว +69

      So we are just Jschlatt, laughing at how this is our president and this is the world we live

    • @Rey_amp
      @Rey_amp ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True lol

    • @bobafett5399
      @bobafett5399 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatonea-hole we have the very poor choice between two old men.
      One a klu klux grandpa that throws tantrums like he’s six or a great great great grandpa joe who can’t see strait

    • @bobafett5399
      @bobafett5399 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thatonea-hole I’m laughing with you

    • @xminty_dinox
      @xminty_dinox ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Why did I read that as his entire “pregnancy”

  • @raginginsanity3718
    @raginginsanity3718 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    This man makes me embarrassed to even tell people I’m from America

    • @Tyfu39944
      @Tyfu39944 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who?

    • @justamoravian1042
      @justamoravian1042 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Biden isn't the only thing that you deserve to be embarassed for mate

    • @googleisevil8958
      @googleisevil8958 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@justamoravian1042 True but he's the biggest thing we should be embarrassed of.
      Still somehow better than Putin or Xi. If anything because he's just the inept he can barely keep his own party together.

    • @elgordo2162
      @elgordo2162 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bro he's not even in the top 10 reasons we should be embarrassed 😂

    • @genericwhitedude
      @genericwhitedude 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@elgordo2162What’s the top 10? You got me curious.

  • @Cometstarlight
    @Cometstarlight ปีที่แล้ว +140

    And he's RUNNING AGAIN. Help us.

    • @zachboyd4749
      @zachboyd4749 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      With a 40% voter approval rating. He’s gonna get the boot so hard and I’m gonna enjoy every second of it as he’s thrown out of the White House…

    • @thecomedypilot5894
      @thecomedypilot5894 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@zachboyd4749 Nah it's 30% approval now

    • @josho7138
      @josho7138 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What is it now?🤔

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@thecomedypilot5894That's still too high.

    • @thecomedypilot5894
      @thecomedypilot5894 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@addison_v_ertisement1678 True. It’s a shame.

  • @Flash-FireCC
    @Flash-FireCC ปีที่แล้ว +4213

    I love how chat was saying "we had no choice" after schlatt said, "did we really vote him in guys?" Telling ya, 2024 is gonna be something.

    • @thegreatest_bot
      @thegreatest_bot ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chat is so full of shit. I don't even like trump, like at all.
      But to say they had no choice whem Biden is clearly the worst choice is beyond me.
      Are liberals ever honest???

    • @Notthebloodgod812
      @Notthebloodgod812 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If Biden actually puts on his big boy boots and decides not to run Democrats actually have a chance even more of a chance depending on how all the investigations into Dumptruck Trump go

    • @mcloven2013
      @mcloven2013 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Hopefully he'll be impeached before then

    • @99wentworthgaming47
      @99wentworthgaming47 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      @@mcloven2013 why would joe be impeached? Unlike Trump I don't think he broke any laws

    • @Battlefox64_RL
      @Battlefox64_RL ปีที่แล้ว +538

      @@99wentworthgaming47 you still mad, huh?

  • @thisisneat6804
    @thisisneat6804 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    Finally "Schlatt" can drunk drive without major repercussions. Unlike what he did in 1999 September 27 11:23 pm.

    • @ninovitaliano7943
      @ninovitaliano7943 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      so called "schlatt"

    • @nilladrawsstuff
      @nilladrawsstuff ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Those orphans we're never the same.

    • @Sorta8
      @Sorta8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The foundation of that building never stood a chance

    • @kristupas_1268
      @kristupas_1268 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's the drunk crashers that mess it up for the rest of us!

    • @mihajlomujkovic6816
      @mihajlomujkovic6816 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ah yes I remeber how he entnicly cleaned out an entire town in the middle of kosovo in 1999 it was so funny when those orphans screamed for help😸😹

  • @CodeDusq
    @CodeDusq หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    TH-cam recommended me this today💀

  • @AmericanF-16
    @AmericanF-16 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    1:03
    that aged fucking awesomely.

  • @thatonedude5394
    @thatonedude5394 ปีที่แล้ว +10026

    Ah yes, a perfect president to match out country's energy.

    • @SapatoSlugma
      @SapatoSlugma ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Our country's energy is matching with the president because of the president

    • @sounds_like_pain3345
      @sounds_like_pain3345 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SapatoSlugma ahahaha boutta say 😂 you guys voted for the mofo

    • @rppoker8541
      @rppoker8541 ปีที่แล้ว

      But when Trump couldn’t understand the difference between Frederick Douglass and Ben Carson that was fake right? Shameless republicans

    • @pumpkingamebox
      @pumpkingamebox ปีที่แล้ว +476

      @@SapatoSlugma Nah, incompetency has been a part of the US culture for quite some time.

    • @decorumlopez9147
      @decorumlopez9147 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      energy costs extra

  • @DeFens1993
    @DeFens1993 ปีที่แล้ว +11028

    I like how it’s not even political at this point and everyone has just accepted the Sleepy Joe.

    • @magmapixel8627
      @magmapixel8627 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Facts lmao I support him and this shit is still hilarious

    • @lowlydovahkiin8084
      @lowlydovahkiin8084 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

      You have a president with either short-term memory loss or dementia. I'm so sorry.

    • @ciberthej
      @ciberthej ปีที่แล้ว +506

      @@lowlydovahkiin8084 I’m sorry too honestly, sorry that this isn’t some comedy show cuz it would make millions.

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      slippin' joe

    • @no-ev1om
      @no-ev1om ปีที่แล้ว +443

      My favorite part of the Biden presidency was when Biden said “It’s Bidin’ time!” and Bided all over the place

  • @1ndiebird
    @1ndiebird หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    It may be Joever, but Jsmack never ends.

  • @kingsdayinfirmi
    @kingsdayinfirmi หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Its officially Joever boys, Ima miss these clips

  • @JacksWorldYT
    @JacksWorldYT ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Him asking where that dead woman was AFTER he paid tribute to her takes the cake 💀

    • @SirEggo2412
      @SirEggo2412 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Holy shit I need a link

    • @richardwattersonsolosanyve7351
      @richardwattersonsolosanyve7351 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I need a link💀

    • @seamuswalker6879
      @seamuswalker6879 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bro we need the link💀

    • @PiraGem
      @PiraGem ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardwattersonsolosanyve7351 th-cam.com/video/zYe9Yi9KpDw/w-d-xo.html

    • @PiraGem
      @PiraGem ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seamuswalker6879 th-cam.com/video/zYe9Yi9KpDw/w-d-xo.html

  • @LeMenace1
    @LeMenace1 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    “America is a nation that can be defined in a single word. Asfutmsifwffutsh.” - Boe Jiden

    • @n-s-a7113
      @n-s-a7113 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I mean he ain't wrong.

    • @PokemonFanatic43
      @PokemonFanatic43 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He's speaking the language of the gods

    • @johnchenthebest4495
      @johnchenthebest4495 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Where is the lie tho?

    • @Pills2
      @Pills2 ปีที่แล้ว

      here is the definition of the word according to urban dictionary "A word describing American and it's greatness. With it the hight gas prices in the world and corrupt government lead by the Democratic Party. It has made great accomplishments by make the rich richer and keep the poor down by letting in drug dealers in from Mexico. To keep them all high so they don't question there government as they slowly f*** them all over. was best described by president joe biden."

    • @LeMenace1
      @LeMenace1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pills2 sounds about right

  • @purplepotatoes9255
    @purplepotatoes9255 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    3:26 leader of the free world, unrestricted by sidewalks.

  • @user-jt4pr3fn7d
    @user-jt4pr3fn7d หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Bro is gonna get COOKED tonight

  • @joekerr5418
    @joekerr5418 ปีที่แล้ว +2403

    For anyone who's worried about the nuclear codes, don't fret, he's not pushing any buttons. He's not the one running the show lol. It's the guy who writes the cue cards

    • @solitaryenjoyer411
      @solitaryenjoyer411 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who's this guy?

    • @hollowman9410
      @hollowman9410 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@solitaryenjoyer411 corporate lobbyists?

    • @joekerr5418
      @joekerr5418 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@solitaryenjoyer411 exactly

    • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      No shit hes not running the show, if he was we would all have died some time ago

    • @henryplumb5200
      @henryplumb5200 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Cant punch in the nuclear codes if you don't know em in the first place xD

  • @TheTrueAltoClef
    @TheTrueAltoClef ปีที่แล้ว +5067

    You can't even deny it, he's actually senile

    • @chekhov4215
      @chekhov4215 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Most of these clips are actually edited. His actual speeches are a lot more coherent.

    • @murderinc530
      @murderinc530 ปีที่แล้ว +849

      @@chekhov4215 sure buddy😂 I’ve watched many of his speeches live and they’re comical. He’s an embarrassment to the country

    • @imhopelesslyaddictedtofent4266
      @imhopelesslyaddictedtofent4266 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      @@chekhov4215 he was like this during the presidential debate, no editing. Constantly slurring words together and stuttering.

    • @cosmicaeris
      @cosmicaeris ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@chekhov4215 just accept america’s fate

    • @JonduGaming
      @JonduGaming ปีที่แล้ว +303

      @@chekhov4215 No, they're not. That man needs to be in a retirement home

  • @s0livagant_
    @s0livagant_ 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    guys do you think schlatt can predict biden's death like he did for the queen

  • @NoahRudolph
    @NoahRudolph หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    This video is probably blowing up after the recent debate

  • @quandaledingle1880
    @quandaledingle1880 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    The best one is when during a CNN interview his brain crashed and he just stood still with his elbows at 90• angles with his fists clenched like he was riding a horse 💀

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah I remember

    • @adityahubli6517
      @adityahubli6517 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can you give link of that??

    • @yoonhenri4713
      @yoonhenri4713 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adityahubli6517 th-cam.com/video/DEW1UWdUbww/w-d-xo.html

    • @angelinobernal6899
      @angelinobernal6899 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you have a link for that?

    • @acsone3546
      @acsone3546 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude was clinging on for dear life

  • @dan.fromdiscord
    @dan.fromdiscord ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    “Why didn’t we get Kanye” aged super well

    • @INSAMNIACDRAWS
      @INSAMNIACDRAWS ปีที่แล้ว +46

      FR 😭😭

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis ปีที่แล้ว +61

      honestly i think it aged a lot less better

    • @XenoxRaider
      @XenoxRaider ปีที่แล้ว +34

      we would get a stronger america haha

    • @synergy8879
      @synergy8879 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      AUF DE HEIDE-

    • @lefthandman3558
      @lefthandman3558 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ​@@synergy8879 UND DAS HEIST. ERIIIIIIKAA

  • @leoescobar4308
    @leoescobar4308 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    No way 80 million people voted for Joe 😂. But I’m glad they did so we can see all of his shenanigans 😂.

    • @thefernpersonwoahg
      @thefernpersonwoahg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      don't wanna get too political in a fucking _jschlatt comment section_ of all places but you got it right. the votes were quite literally rigged, you can research it (you need to fo some digging though, google doesn't like people who aren't democrats)

    • @jamorantsgun
      @jamorantsgun 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      you want the right to vote ever again? Trump shouldn’t be in office again then

    • @paindude5385
      @paindude5385 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      ​@@jamorantsgunSilence, Liberal.

    • @jamorantsgun
      @jamorantsgun 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@paindude5385 silence, trumpy

    • @paindude5385
      @paindude5385 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      @@jamorantsgun silence, Lefty.

  • @benjamin_0265
    @benjamin_0265 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Joe is the type of guy to ask for an eraser to write with.

    • @vincentadultman6226
      @vincentadultman6226 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Joe's brain or lack thereof does the erasing for him now

  • @DavidKFZ
    @DavidKFZ ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    Nothing would make my day more than hearing Joe say "yeah, people kept thinking I was losing my marbles... so for a joke, I pretended I had"

    • @moistoyst3187
      @moistoyst3187 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      "We do a little trolling" - Joe Biden I think

    • @DavidKFZ
      @DavidKFZ ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@moistoyst3187 "..it's called we do a little trolling" - Donald Trump I know

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “Yes Holy Father, abortion is no more, they still believe I am senile”

    • @sammybutler3027
      @sammybutler3027 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wish it was a joke

    • @SophisticatedHermit
      @SophisticatedHermit ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At the very least he is pretending to be a president.

  • @themangomessiah8394
    @themangomessiah8394 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    The dislikes are from people who've been dead for 30 years

    • @SpazAttax26
      @SpazAttax26 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      How dare you those people fought in the revolutionary war!

    • @timewellspent8137
      @timewellspent8137 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Actually they found 10000 mail in dislikes in a dumpster

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Excuse me. My dog disliked this video

    • @OctagonalSquare
      @OctagonalSquare ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just like his votes

    • @notoriousriot250
      @notoriousriot250 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So biden voters

  • @porterwilson2439
    @porterwilson2439 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    feels great to come back to this one HAHA

  • @theredtechnician
    @theredtechnician หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Everyone in the news pretending they are surprised about what happened in the debate, we all knew.

  • @randomninja
    @randomninja ปีที่แล้ว +2683

    Watching the world pretend Joe has any clue where he is or what he's doing has been one of the strangest experiences of my life.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon ปีที่แล้ว +153

      The Emperor has no clothes and is on his way for ice cream.

    • @MrToddino
      @MrToddino ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@NEEDbacon Chocolate Chocolate Chip :)

    • @volkan2097
      @volkan2097 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They use him as a puppet
      Joe has no authority

    • @StevenStormcloak-oy6hz
      @StevenStormcloak-oy6hz ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean this country was stupid even before Biden and Trump

    • @sourdrop
      @sourdrop 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      It has truly been an experience to witness the mental gymnastics performed by his followers who try to blame his dementia on his stutter.

  • @thecourtjester8894
    @thecourtjester8894 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It's officially Joever!!!!

  • @EdisonRailfanner
    @EdisonRailfanner หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:08 When he said "What" it sounded like Shrek

  • @thesynical939
    @thesynical939 ปีที่แล้ว +3316

    The fact that this man is 79 and is this far gone is astonishing.
    My grandfather is 79 and just finished cutting oak logs and oak branches from our tree after hurricane ian. I can deadlift 330 and when I pick up these tree logs he can lift right along with me. Biden is surely something

    • @someguytryingtomakeaomelet6594
      @someguytryingtomakeaomelet6594 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Whats your grandad made out of !?

    • @heyymanniceshot
      @heyymanniceshot ปีที่แล้ว +590

      @@someguytryingtomakeaomelet6594 fine wine, can tell by the way he's aged

    • @jedofaxa1147
      @jedofaxa1147 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      With all due respect, who asked ? Grand papi being strong will not change mr.sleepy being sleepy

    • @andrewe.2464
      @andrewe.2464 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      @@someguytryingtomakeaomelet6594 he’s made out of oak, the sacrifice of the trees flesh fuels his immortality

    • @athrowawayperson9990
      @athrowawayperson9990 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Well, good for your old man, cause he's actually the outlier! Most elderly people (65+) will develop into a stage of alzhiemers before they turn 80, and most elderly people develop some form of generalized dementia before 75.

  • @Barry.Age63
    @Barry.Age63 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    "Back in my days, our presidents didn’t suffer from severe dementia!"
    "Sure, Grandpa, let’s put you to sleep"

    • @ZenzeroSans
      @ZenzeroSans 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      If he's anything like Joe, he wouldn't even remember what a president was.

    • @Y_nY1
      @Y_nY1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ZenzeroSansfoul 😭😭😂

  • @funnatopia704
    @funnatopia704 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    In all seriousness though, it would be really nice to elect someone who isn't old enough to be someone's great grandfather.

  • @私はマーリンです
    @私はマーリンです หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    it is officially joever

  • @itsmaddiebee
    @itsmaddiebee ปีที่แล้ว +910

    I love that people are trying to have serious political discussion under a Schlatt compilation lmfao

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Its the damn us president!!! Also this is the best place to have a discussion because whenever i get depressed i just press unpause and dye laughing

    • @itsmaddiebee
      @itsmaddiebee ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@alpha_9997 I laugh at Joe too; I just don’t try to debate policy or advocate for candidates under a meme compilation

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@itsmaddiebee yeahbut everytime i get depressed i can just click unpause and it goes away!

    • @alpha_9997
      @alpha_9997 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Therefore, the best place

    • @god_2.0_the_better_version
      @god_2.0_the_better_version ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean, at least a lot of the discussion is relatively respectful here. So far I haven't seen people aggressively cussing each other out and sending death threats so that's nice

  • @pekkalaitinen8769
    @pekkalaitinen8769 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I seriously expect him to glitch through the floor and start ragdoll-flapping across the horizon

    • @sollew7434
      @sollew7434 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Take my like, you've earned it.

  • @demoman5864
    @demoman5864 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You never realise how much you love something until it’s gone 😔😔😔

  • @BatRaptor3
    @BatRaptor3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Came back to this to pay my respect to biden... I'll miss these clips

  • @sebastianfries274
    @sebastianfries274 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    “The enemy has no idea what you are doing, if you have no idea what you are doing.”
    - Me, 2020

    • @kadenlemon495
      @kadenlemon495 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, you’re not wrong.

  • @MrWizeazz
    @MrWizeazz ปีที่แล้ว +188

    He’s the only person I’ve seen fall walking upstairs 3 times on the same trip.

  • @Maowyt
    @Maowyt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    In my country lithuania there was a news story that said Joe Biden refused to go to the hotel because there was no ice cream machine 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🗣️🗣️

  • @savannahvarns2126
    @savannahvarns2126 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    it’s officially Joever.

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Schlatt isn't afraid of being cancelled for laughing at Biden, because he's already gotten away with the incident of '99.

    • @OnlyPedosCanTagMe
      @OnlyPedosCanTagMe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tbf, everybody laughs at Biden. So nobody would give a shit.

    • @YourGrannyLol
      @YourGrannyLol หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What is "the incident of 99?"

  • @Gstum_
    @Gstum_ ปีที่แล้ว +484

    I can’t believe people think this man should be in charge of anything, it’s comical how many times he’s shown to be completely senile

    • @wizardgaming6759
      @wizardgaming6759 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Well 1. People voted for him to get Trump out without thinking. 2. There’s sadly people that somehow think he’s doing better than Trump.

    • @raingirlcat2245
      @raingirlcat2245 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wizardgaming6759 Barely anyone thinks that he’s doing better than Trump accept for the Democraps I meant Democrats who are honestly dead anyone. It’s a dying political party.

    • @jamesgatz5301
      @jamesgatz5301 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of dead people and non existent were very supportive of the B-Dawg at 4am on election night

    • @batterypowers-j2d
      @batterypowers-j2d ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@wizardgaming6759 Well Trump is dangerous. Having him as persident wouldve been sm worse

    • @canyonherb
      @canyonherb ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@batterypowers-j2dhow is he dangerous?

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Remember: this was considered a far right conspiracy theory a month ago

    • @wwjccsd
      @wwjccsd 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes because there weren’t hours of clips like this.

    • @paradoxicalmadness4507
      @paradoxicalmadness4507 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@wwjccsdThere were always enough clips to come to this conclusion. He's been bad for the entire time.

  • @Uniqueyewnork
    @Uniqueyewnork ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Shlatt dying of cuteness from the cat at 4:23 is seritonin to me I love it

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    You think one day someone will be like “mr president can you tell us why you made this law?”
    And then joe is like “I forgor💀”

    • @testcase6997
      @testcase6997 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s not how laws work you 60 Iq puss

    • @MrRed_2205
      @MrRed_2205 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "I Forgor" im fucking dying at work from this comment 😂 i pictured him drooling all over the desk

    • @therealg.o.a.t3757
      @therealg.o.a.t3757 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's already doing that 😂😭

    • @MrRed_2205
      @MrRed_2205 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@therealg.o.a.t3757 Holding a half molten icecream cone with a let's go brandon sticker on his forehead 😆

    • @therealg.o.a.t3757
      @therealg.o.a.t3757 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MrRed_2205 I'm dying rn 😂

  • @jimmydore5136
    @jimmydore5136 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    He’s like a Skyrim npc, you half expect him to turn to the mic and say: hEaRd ThEy’Re ReFoRmInG tHe DaWnGuArD

    • @loganreidy7055
      @loganreidy7055 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More like Oblivion npc because he's oblivious

    • @Aric_EPU
      @Aric_EPU ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loganreidy7055 HA HA HA HA HA BECAUSE WORDPLAY.

    • @ZephyrUltimate_
      @ZephyrUltimate_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was half expecting “I was an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee,” but the Dawnguard line is much funnier.

  • @oxirae
    @oxirae 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    He's a literal corpse lmao

  • @joaovb5824
    @joaovb5824 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: asufutimaehaehfutbw

  • @TheWhiteWolf723
    @TheWhiteWolf723 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "Why didn't we get Kanye" is funnier now for a whole different reason

  • @Piskipo
    @Piskipo ปีที่แล้ว +368

    You left out the one when Joe asked if Jackie Walorski was at her own memorial service. The entire presentation up to that point was talking about her life and tragic passing.

    • @joshuafischer684
      @joshuafischer684 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That was actually sad. Not even funny-and-sad, just sad.

    • @thekeyandthegate4093
      @thekeyandthegate4093 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshuafischer684
      That was the moment where it really hit. This is straight up fucking elder abuse. Joe should be at home, looked after by his family, and spending his twilight years with his children and wife. Instead, he's making an embarrassment of himself in front of the nation every other day through basically no fault of his own. The DNC are at fault here. They probably have him drugged up to his eyeballs, and he's probably not making most of the decisions behind the scenes. He has dementia and it's horrible to see. I feel for him, no matter how much I disagree with his politics.

    • @dizasteroid7
      @dizasteroid7 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was taking part in a documentary exposing human sex trafficking before her "accident". She didnt have many fans in the democrat party. I wouldnt be surprised if it was his way of mocking her given his pedophilic predilections.

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also when he tried to boast about wiping his own ass lol

  • @jackie.dee.01
    @jackie.dee.01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This is really just sad. Like you laugh at first and then you realise that’s the president. The dude can’t even do much about it he’s just not there.

    • @qwitz1717
      @qwitz1717 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's even more sad to think about people would rather vote for a guy with dementia than for Trump because he is even worse. You have two choices, a guy with dementia or a rapist who tried to overthrow democracy and was impeached twice. US elections are pretty fucked.

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@qwitz1717 Suddenly Vermin Supreme isn't as much of a joke candidate as the actual candidates.

    • @villiam872388
      @villiam872388 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@qwitz1717Trump is also showing serious signs of dementia. But because he says and does so much other crazy shit it gets overlooked.

  • @LinkRammer
    @LinkRammer หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Joe the type of guy to search for Google on Google

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's every elderly person and to be fair, once they download a virus the webpage is often not google.

  • @Ayden24B
    @Ayden24B ปีที่แล้ว +218

    “Why didn’t we get Kanye” aged very very well lmao

    • @SollomonTheWise
      @SollomonTheWise ปีที่แล้ว

      Still would have done s better job than the sleeper

    • @Ayden24B
      @Ayden24B ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SollomonTheWise You’re an idiot

  • @Ze_N00B
    @Ze_N00B ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Honestly, I feel bad for him.
    He's at the most fragile part of his life and it feels like they nevertheless using him like a puppet.

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL ปีที่แล้ว +69

      if you knew how evil old Joe is you wouldn't say that.

    • @therealg.o.a.t3757
      @therealg.o.a.t3757 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Joe was and still is an evil sob

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@LANCEtheBOIL I remember how evil he was.
      The war on ni- I mean *drugs* , of course, being just one example.
      Still, it feels like it isn't even the same person anymore.
      It's like if you could beat up Hitler after he was lobotomised and rendered blind and deaf.

    • @electrorage4158
      @electrorage4158 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Ze_N00B That would never happen. My grandfather made sure Hitler was dead.

    • @LANCEtheBOIL
      @LANCEtheBOIL ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ze_N00B he's still in power, he needs to be destroyed, if Hitler was a slobbering mess but still the head of the naughtzee party would you give him a break?

  • @aniondanion8211
    @aniondanion8211 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    DUDE I LITERALLY GOT A JOE BIDEN AD WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO 💀

  • @Ipernova
    @Ipernova หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Fact is I had a grampa with dementia, so I literally feel bad for this man cause I see so many behaviors that I recognize...It's so fkin SAD to see how they parade him around like a circus monkey.

  • @KvapuJanjalia
    @KvapuJanjalia ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "She was 12 and I was 30" - Joe Biden

    • @darthplagueis3488
      @darthplagueis3488 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Imagine joe running for reelection and his opponent is Chris Hansen who decides to run for president

    • @SollomonTheWise
      @SollomonTheWise ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The perfect representative for the democrat voting base

  • @ga6257
    @ga6257 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    I genuinely feel bad for the guy he's in so far over his head

    • @magmapixel8627
      @magmapixel8627 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He really isn’t. He has 40 years of experience in government and was Vice President for 8 years. Huge step up from Trump who was a fucking reality TV host that decided to run for president for fun.

    • @lowlydovahkiin8084
      @lowlydovahkiin8084 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dimentias a bitch ain't it?

    • @Darkmaga1776
      @Darkmaga1776 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@magmapixel8627 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you have to be a bot

    • @kekkley
      @kekkley ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I think I'd rather have the TV host.

    • @god_2.0_the_better_version
      @god_2.0_the_better_version ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@magmapixel8627 I don't think either of them were good options, and to quote I don't know who, "To be a good leader, you have to be an asshole," you can't care about anything or anyone else unless it will directly benefit you in the future. To be a good leader, the only people in the world you should care about are the people you're leading. It must be only with their best interests at heart, whether they or others hate you for it, that is your job as a leader.
      And take that as you will. We can all have our own opinions and I understand both sides, I understand the hate towards Trump as well as the support, and vice versa with Joe.

  • @mastakiral
    @mastakiral หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    its joever guys

  • @denkithedhmislover
    @denkithedhmislover ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Im convinced that Biden is just an npc.

  • @hithere640
    @hithere640 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    Please can we not have the oldest people running for president?? Why do we have to choose between a blue rich old man and a red rich old man? In fact can we not have the entire 2 party system???

    • @Mattormus
      @Mattormus ปีที่แล้ว +310

      George Washington was painfully right by saying that having a multiple party system would destroy our nation

    • @FatWhataburgerGuy
      @FatWhataburgerGuy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fax

    • @ozzy8066
      @ozzy8066 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Literally the most Ancient human beings possible

    • @magmapixel8627
      @magmapixel8627 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I don’t know how we would do it but the 2 party system needs to go. No matter the result of an election, roughly 50% of the nation is unhappy with it. It’s fucking insane.

    • @athrowawayperson9990
      @athrowawayperson9990 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      ​@@magmapixel8627 The best option is for people to start paying attention to the fact we *are not* a two party system.
      The "third party" groups(Green party, Liberatarian, etc) *are* parties, and often have better candidates than the "main" parties. Yet, they get ignored frequently because Americans have been convinced it's red or blue, no other options.

  • @GetDougDimmadomed
    @GetDougDimmadomed ปีที่แล้ว +758

    The most terrifying part of this is that he has the nuclear codes. This dunce has the ability to end the world with the scribble of a pen.

    • @tallyholads4620
      @tallyholads4620 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      He can't remember them it's fine

    • @athrowawayperson9990
      @athrowawayperson9990 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      The president doesn't actually have this kind of undeniable power. The head of defense can literally just say no, especially if there isn't a war, and it would, y'know, break the Geneva convention.

    • @no-ev1om
      @no-ev1om ปีที่แล้ว

      @@athrowawayperson9990 yeah the prezzie can’t call in a nuke whenever they please. when i am president, i will change this

    • @heheheha1997
      @heheheha1997 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I dont think he knows, plus I doubt his caretakers would let him.

    • @sootysix8723
      @sootysix8723 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@athrowawayperson9990 eventhough joe would probably have been present at the signing of the geneva convention, i highly doubt he’d remeber the laws

  • @wastelandlegocheem
    @wastelandlegocheem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Did we really vote him in?"
    NO

  • @B_COOPER
    @B_COOPER 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    In his defense, his foot being caught up in the pedal straps is not an uncommon thing. They are made to secure your feet onto the pedals yes but they’re not there to save you from falling.. in fact they potentially cause you to fall… lmao

  • @david7800
    @david7800 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    i agree with "schlatt" here, i'm starting to think these aren't jokes anymore

    • @Ebb0Productions
      @Ebb0Productions ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think we're way past "thinking" now. It's quite obvious he's not all there.

    • @kevinthibodeau6813
      @kevinthibodeau6813 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This has been him for a long time now

    • @bigpete7865
      @bigpete7865 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did people think this was biden joking about not being "all there" when people started talking about his mental state?

    • @jebbroham1776
      @jebbroham1776 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biden's been a joke for 50 years, just not a good one.

    • @aesieaiyahcloe
      @aesieaiyahcloe ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only jokes are the bums that vote for him. And the dead ones too.
      Oh and I'm not American so I can laugh at peeps there. 🤣

  • @VanquisherVIII
    @VanquisherVIII ปีที่แล้ว +203

    "Did we really vote him in?"
    I honestly don't know what would be worse, if we actually voted for him, or they faked it lol.

    • @testcase6997
      @testcase6997 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s very funny how your theory is the Democrats stole the election from Trump while trump was in charge. I love using you guys

    • @whocares6757
      @whocares6757 ปีที่แล้ว

      Either most of the country is stupid or the election was rigged and honestly we're doomed either way

    • @JohnnyDoh
      @JohnnyDoh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like you pfp

    • @Greek-God-Adonis
      @Greek-God-Adonis ปีที่แล้ว

      The only reason people voted for this man was because since day 1 of Trump being president, almost every news station and stand up live show just bashed trump 24/7, even for the smallest detail they just kept bashing him making him out to be the worst possible thing to ever happen. EVEN now after his presidency they still bash him.
      So what did people think to do? Literally vote for anyone else other than Trump since that would OBVIOUSLY be the worst thing to happen. But I still have doubts and believe the polls were rigged

    • @testcase6997
      @testcase6997 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Greek-God-Adonis be quiet idiot. Your email is tied to your account. Stop defending mlesting kids.

  • @calumneill5115
    @calumneill5115 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Even if I was the leader of another country and saw Joe take a tumble down the stairs like that, in front of any camera I would personally laugh myself to tears

  • @yty1941
    @yty1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    3:38 When your pronunciation of "Jill Biden" is terrible:

  • @jasoncarto
    @jasoncarto ปีที่แล้ว +189

    _”the shadow government doesnt exist!”_
    Meanwhile:

    • @aiarta2280
      @aiarta2280 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean. At this point on the timeline.
      If one still does not realise that there is only an optical, outwardly presenting difference between Trump and Biden and ALL the others, possibly excluding JFK after he wanted to disband the CIA which got him `killed from a window miles away´, you won´t realise it. And probably never will.
      Because frankly, people just dont WANT to see it. Which is very understandable really. Cowardly but I understand.

    • @joe-hl9rl
      @joe-hl9rl ปีที่แล้ว

      deep state as Donald would say

    • @cbonez2909
      @cbonez2909 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump warned us. It's all fake right down to the media and west is telling you your entertainment is all managed and fake as well.

    • @aiarta2280
      @aiarta2280 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cbonez2909 Trump is a pawn of the 'shadow government'. Come on, dont kid yourself. You dont become president if that happening has been planned for decades, as with all presidents of the USA. He is controlled opposition nothing more.

    • @edwardbayfield1401
      @edwardbayfield1401 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meanwhile in a parallel universe…

  • @KizerRoll
    @KizerRoll ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "why didnt we get kanye?" aged like a fine milk

  • @GamesbiteRtDL
    @GamesbiteRtDL ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Nevermind that, he can still play New Super Mario Bros Wii with Trump and Obama even with his dementia

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love those

  • @Mr_Turbo_Lover
    @Mr_Turbo_Lover 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    1:16-1:58 my favorite one

  • @TheRealWhism
    @TheRealWhism ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I’m starting to believe that joe is so close to death that he sees other dead people
    9:48