jschlatt can't stop making 9/11 jokes...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ส.ค. 2024
- the best of jschlatt making 9/11 jokes.
this is a compilation of jschlatt making 9/11 jokes. these schlatt clips are hilarious. there are a lot of jschlatt 9/11 references in here.
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The comedic timing on "...And you watch it again." is legendary
Technoblade was a fucking legend, Fuck Cancer, and Fuck the 2020s
E my Fallen Brother- the legend will never die
@@naturalselection7185 true but shut up
@@naturalselection7185 same to bin laden
or the comedic fact that youtube thinks we need a blue context window explaining what it is like there is anyone who doesn't know
@@lunard8690 The attacks were over 22 years ago, there are people who weren't even born when the towers fell that now have children of their own, with each passing year, it leaves the general public consciousness more and more, "Never Forget", of course, but it's no longer at the forefront of EVERYONE'S minds.
"Schlatt" just went from "911 is funny tho" to "why does everyone around me make 911 references? It was a tragedy!"
it's just a refined norm macdonald bit i'd say
@@BigBoy-vp6lp in the words of the legend himself, right after making a 9/11 joke or baiting someone into doing it:
"But 9/11 was a national tragedy"
@@BigBoy-vp6lp That's why he feels so familiar and funny to me.
It was a tragedy right?
never forget
The wheels versus doors presentation was pretty good, and then there was a 9/11 joke which made it perfect XD
the problem was that i was invested is there more doors or wheels
@@bigboy-gw8me it truly is an age old question. One that would take quite a bit of processing power.
@@FaeTheMf yes it would take a quantum computer to calculate.
@@bigboy-gw8me Well, a lot of information needs to be captured. After that though, it's just basic math. Basically, we just need a sh*t ton of storage and a team of dedicated data analysts, and a huge computer to run the calculations.
o is that youtuber
You gotta remember one thing, it’s not just him.
It’s also the viewers who have been hooked onto this now as well…
it is funny and nobody really cares, didnt humour originate as laughing at other peoples tragedy? I think it's probably how we move on from it as well.
@@Jojooooooo ...well that was a sadistic opinion
@@reekill_playlists based opinion but it's true. Problems start when little shits who have no knowledge of the event start making 9/11 jokes or shouting Allah Akbar. I used to visit a tank museum and kids would run around saying heil Hitler because they haven't been educated on the subject.
@@reekill_playlists not really
@@reekill_playlists Laughing is used as a show of strength. It builds ego, it builds emotional connections, it is used as a reward. It is also used as a weapon, as a show of force and unity. As defiance. As a protective layer around pain or distress. These are all basic psychological mechanisms, and there is nothing wrong with them.
This is probably your first time encountering this principle. You‘ll get used to it.
Remember the bathtub scene in Totoro? The children are scared of the dark and all the noises of their new home? There’s also a storm raging. Daddy helps them by laughing the fear away, and once the children join, their laughter turns genuine. =)
Schlatt and 9/11 jokes go together like buildings and planes.
when it happens we never forget
💀💀💀☠☠☠🤐🤐☠💀☠💀🤐🤐
@@srirachasalad even better cuz we can watch it again
@@srirachasalad I literally forgot it
I can't play Tower Defense System because I lost 2 towers already now I only have 1
>be jschlatt
>wake up and check the time
>it's 9:11
>burst out laughing
>eventually get out of bed and go shower
>accidentally hit 2 shampoo bottles and cause them to fall
>laugh uncontrollably
>get dressed and go outside
>listen to some music while i walk
>september by earth wind and fire comes on
>nearly shit myself laughing
>walk down the road see an arab get in a taxi
>"airport please" he says
>throat is in agony from laughing, literally crying from laughter
>collapse on the sidewalk
>a woman runs up to me lying on the sidewalk,gasping for air, and yells "someone call 911"
>my body gives up
>die
Damn, the day sure did fly by
@@buhzs9663 Then it all came crashing down
Dude, I cannot breatheheehehhh...
@@thebookless3381 like the people on that tower on that faithful day
lol
2:10 best Jschlatt clip of all time
*”jschlatt”
Original video:
th-cam.com/video/bBQwhvwsymU/w-d-xo.html
He didn’t even say anything funny he’s an ugly loser reacting to some other retard. I’d you’re a fan of this guy you have no future in life.
WHAT’S WITH THE FUCKIN’ WEEZER MEMES?!
This video would have been better if it was 9 minutes and 11 seconds longer
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT YOU'RE A GENIUS
Congrats Jöesön, you have defeated “Schlagg”
@@schlattco Delete and make a new one.
That'd make it 17:33 minutes long
LOL
the way he reacted to the bin laden jersey you know he absolutely LOVED it XD
and it was signed by the person who killed bin laden too XD
that clip absolutely destroyed me, especially when he was like "this better not be signed by bin laden"😭💀
I hate myself for laughing at these as if I didn’t see them coming EVER _SINGLE_ *_TIME_*
Just like the buildings
@@jameshuff8584 ayo
Just like the victims.
No need to feel bad, the jokes are pretty funny
Just like the us government supplying the terrorists
It's the 20 year rule, you're allowed to make jokes about a tragedy after 20 years have passed.
so in 2042 we're allowed to joke about technoblade
@@jackdabean2 pig lost his crown
@@jackdabean2 not that, i would not recomend
@@jackdabean2 you have to train for another 5000 years before you can joke about technoblade
Damn, I've been lied to my whole life. I thought it was after 9 years and 11 months.
Schlatt: "Why is that every single week we have a fucking 9/11 reference"
Miz: "You do"
Schlatt: "YOU BOUGHT THESE FUCKING CANDLES!"
Miz: "For you"
Visibly Triggered ._.
My life in a fucking nutshell XDDD
Technoblade was a fucking legend, Fuck Cancer, and Fuck the 2020s
E my Fallen Brother- the legend will never die
@@naturalselection7185 I know, it hurts me too, more than it should for someone i didnt know personally at all, but spamming this around isn't a good way to respect Techno. Believe me I know this personally.
@@naturalselection7185 th-cam.com/users/shortssux6mi-8xcY?feature=share
was this ironic? i genuinely cannot tell
@@pinapple-ri6ttHe did say E instead of F so… 😊
we all need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets immediately executed by the public
you mean, some corporation tries to jump but....... *the public crash it down?*
@@Mask_Guy preferably with an airborne vehicle.. like.. yknow... a plane?
"jump in" you mean jump out of a building
No
@@edgejedi Yes
4:08 “Who the f signed it!?”
Gets me every time.
When I was in middle school I headass entered a talent show by re-enacting 9/11 on a theatre stage
Story. Now.
what the hell?
that's genuinely incredible
BRUH I WEEZED ON THE GROUND SO HARD I STARTED FLYING AND CRASHED INTO THE TOWERS LMAO
“Hijacked jets destroy twin towers”
Schlatt: “LMAOOOOOO”
I *died* man
just like the 2,977 victims of 9/11
@@notkinglolJESUS CALM YO SELF
The fact he hasn't gotten cancelled yet is funnier than the jokes
its insane that in todays day in age you get silenced for simply being funny or having an opinion.
He probably got cancelled, but couldn't give enough of a shit to care about it
The joke has turned into 'how many different ways can the audience/friends of Schlatt trick him into another 9/11 reference' which is like a f**ked version of rick rolling 😂
@@Buya17 there are many other things to joke about yet people decide to pick darker themes
That’s because Liberals are the ones who cancel people, and they hate America
"Schlatt" really needs to stop making these 9/11 jokes, or soon everything is gonna come crashing down on him
Ayyyyyyyyyy I get it
Oh stop right there
yeah, his career is probably gonna collapse
Its gon burn down in flames
You could say that last joke flew over his head, just like the plane at 9/11, which gracefully flew over the twin towers- oh wait a second
lol
I can't even
Show some respect, you make me sick unreal.
It's absolutely foul how youtube recommended me this on 9/11
Same
wow, I legit looked it up
0:30 it's almost poetic how Norm died almost exactly on the 20th anniversary and now we have schlatt to be his spiritual successor. Godspeed you magnificent bastards.
Reminds me of that tragedy
I like that "Schlatt" calls his 9/11 jokes "references" as if 9/11 was a movie from the 80s
wait 20 years and it'll be like the 80's
Guess what, 2001 was 20 years ago. The 2000s are the new 1980s!
@@paulmccartney5823 2001 was 21 years ago.
@@theironworker-TOPR2004 was 5 years ago
you did meth insted of math@@terigonUSAS12
“Schlatt” makes 9/11 jokes to keep the audience’s mind away from figuring out what happened on that fateful day in 1999.
Technoblade was a fucking legend, Fuck Cancer, and Fuck the 2020s
E my Fallen Brother- the legend will never die
@@naturalselection7185 The comment talks about something that doesn't nearly concern Technoblade. I agree with you, but please do not stray from the topic of the main comment. Thank you.
@@theironworker-TOPR 🤓
@@aradia9726 *goofy aah noises intensify*
It's columbine
4:35
Hardest bars I’ve ever heard
Dude the Bin Laden jersey killed me lmao
Like how the planes killed thousands of people
“On that fateful night” made me snort like a pig
you snort like a big, weirdo
I oink when I laugh as well. Noice. 🐷
5:25
Schlatt saw the picture and immediately knew what was up
Kryoz's "WHAT'S THAT?!" kills me every time
Just like the people in the buildings
As a 9/11 victim I find this hilarious 😆😆
Godspeed, Schlagg! You earned yourself a Subscribe!
hol up
Wait, you can take jokes? Insane.
It's crazy that "scatt" keeps making 911 jokes. It never gets old. You know what else never gets old? On September 11. 2001
eh doesn't make sense.. here ya go: "It's crazy that "scatt" keeps making 911 jokes. It never gets old. You know what else never gets old? Anyone who went to work in the towers on September 11. 2001"
@@djhart25 valid 👍
“Both of those towers were destined to fall”
Sorry miles. It’s a canon event.
He’s actually right. The towers were poorly designed, the exterior walls were the actual supports, which ended up becoming a massive problem on 9/11 because the gaping holes AA11 and UA175 left post-impact.
No extra columns + raging fire = collapse
Hello “Schlatt”, *we know what you did* keep lying to yourself. We know it was you caused those towers to fall on that fateful day of September 11, 2001.
2001:"Im sure people will remember this moment as a tragic incident and will be remebered as a awful and sad tragedy..."
2022:
Tragedy with time turns to a comedy
lmao
Time + Lack of education = 9/11 jokes
@@moreedcola6837It's called having a sense of humour
Stop, those 9/11 jokes won’t fly today 💀
Fun fact: The guy who signed the jersey literally is the dude who killed bin Ladin
No fkin way 😂😂😂
Ken Saladin? What did he do wrong?
Jschlatt seems to be upset by the mention of 9/11 whilst "Schlatt" loves them
0:47 imagine after he said "May we never forget this national tragedy"
he just kicks the table leg and knocks it over xD
Oh no! Our table! It’s broken!
4:15 national treasure
The best day to watch this.
Yep lol
9/11 jokes make you laugh for the same reason "Do Not Laugh" videos do: everything is infinitely funnier when you aren't supposed to laugh.
Dark humor is some of the funniest shit on the planet
All of Schlatt’s jokes land!
Except for his 9/11 ones.
We definitely needed this
7:30 is one of the most satisfying sound effects to me
Watching this on the 22nd anniversary
It's that time of year boys
3:30 made me laugh just Kryoz saying what's that
SAME😂😂❤❤
ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR GUUYS
1:12 how didn’t schlatt noticed osama bin laden on the skateboard
it was coming from a mile away
I love it even more because I was born on 9/11 not on the same year tho. Whenever someone says “why might 9/11 have affected you” and people say stuff like there family died or worked there and it gets to me and I’m just like “it’s my birthday!”
My brother was born on the same year as 9/11 he was born a month before it happened
My brother was born on 9/11 in the 1980s.
2001 was not the best birthday for him
Happy belated birthday
My mom was born on June 5th, 1968. So yeah.
Its that time of the year again
This is the time where we lost Two planes😭😭
Shlatt starts making 911 jokes at 2:40
Can somebody tell me the logic of why 9/11 jokes are bad but not world wars joke where millions and billions of people died
Honestly, Idk. I'd argue WW1 and 2 are significantly worse.
0:54 the entire time i was watching that clip i forgot this video was about 9/11 jokes, because how deep it actually gets and i didn’t realise it was a 9/11 joke till he said “on September 11 2001”
The doors vs wheels one really got me, even though i knew when and what was gonna happen, shlatt's face still does it every friggen time XD
God I coulda sworn 6:03 said "2977 died on that fateful night" what the heck
Still that doesn't even sound right considering it happened in broad daylight
@@NickStutler OH GDI UR RIGHT
It was still nighttime somewhere in the world tho so...........still counts
My assistant’s name is Dwight.
I dont need context for fucking 911 youtube
youtube:
context: 2001 terrorist attacks
The context automated google thing dayubm
THE FACT HE MISSED THE BIN LADEN SKATEBOARD 😂😂😂😂. Honestly, that should've tipped him off
5:04 is something I quote daily
I mean, it is a hard bar 😂
I see the boys have made it here to celebrate together.
Bro is like ✈️🏢🏢
8:06 I actually paused so I can type that address into Google Maps and the marker was right next to the World Trade Center and my laughter sent me into the stratosphere
The fact that Americans still think the Taliban did 9/11 is mind blowing to me.
@@david.6505 not sure why you left this under my comment i wasnt making a joke or anything.
was it planned by our government or sum?
@@grasseater1633 Al-Qaeda not the Taliban, Saudi Arabians not Afghans. Specifically, 15 of them were citizens of Saudi Arabia, two were from the United Arab Emirates, one was from Lebanon, and one from Egypt.
Don’t type reality under a Jschaltt video.
the fact Im learning more about 9/11 from schlatt then fox news and cnn is scarying me
Fun fact about tires:
The company that produces the most tires worldwide is...
Lego. No joke.
happy anniversary.
That’s a brave thumbnail
the thumbnail is real cursed
Honestly that was a bad call putting a photo of the attacks in progress as the thumbnail, AS WELL AS a photo of Schlatt laughing his ass off.
This is a certified “1999” moment
This is a great video to watch today
Who heres excited for tomorrow?
meee!! i cant wait to visit my favourite twin set of towers for a nice little picture.
“Slow down man you’re eating half the cake.”
It was in fact funny for him these 20 years later
Here after a year. Happy 9 11 anniversary 😊
The shopkeeper while scanning the candles: 😐
“HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GUY 911 YEARS OL- wait, ohhhhh……”
How dare you make jokes about 9/11. My Father died that night, and he was the best pilot there ever was!
ok so?
@@grasseater1633 ever heard of a joke?
@@RhinoHorn7 i knew you were joking
@@grasseater1633 poor response my guy
Hol' up
I already know what this title means joking about 911. It’s not a freaking joke that is wrong.
Yea
Yea and it’s also crazy how they take it serious now after like a whole year
These 9/11 Jokes are eventually gonna come tumbling down!
This is the first time I started crying from laughing so hysterically at something
Dang Schlatt must be the air traffic control because he is attracting all these plane jokes.
Nothing like watching Schlatt make jokes about 9/11 on 9/11
Balltown, IA Strong! May the tragic events of '99 never be forgotten.
I just realized the presentation guy put a lot of foreshadowing into his presentation. Talking about skyscrapers and having a picture of Bin Laden on a skateboard😅
None Of These Jokes Landed Well😔😔
Technoblade was a fucking legend, Fuck Cancer, and Fuck the 2020s
E my Fallen Brother- the legend will never die
Boooooooooo
“Can we please stop rapping about 9/11?”
“Anyway, 2977 cases of lost life-“
Here we go again
The fucking Jersey killed me
The 9/11 description on the bottom killed me 😂😂
love how the length of the video is 8:22
Wow that last joke really flew over his head
Those jokes were unforgettable 😱😱
Just like that tragic night.
i like to think that since he said he saw the towers fall that making jokes makes him not think about it
If it helps, I don't think he saw it in real time, or at least doesn't remember it. If the other comments are right, he was like 2 when it happened. Same thing with me, actually. It was always so weird growing up, hearing about something that I was technically alive for but had no memory of, especially with how it impacted my family (dad was airplane mechanic, got laid off with a lot of coworkers after 9/11 bc air travel royally tanked. Don't worry about past tense, he's fine and is actually still a mechanic today, just at a different airline)
3:38 bro copping the new merch
limited edition💀
lol@@ABros733
Great video! Schlatt 9/11 Compilation makers stronk
Norm Mcdonnald walked so Schlatt could run
These jokes are EXPLOSIVE.
One night I stayed up late watching “Schlatt” videos. The shear amount of 9/11 related intrusive thoughts I had the following day was-
My favorite thing about this video is that TH-cam gives us context behind 9/11. Never forget ✊🏼