I had my first ever accident last August, and this video gave me some sort of weird PTSD, but funny. To better explain, I'm absolutely dying from laughter watching Jonny mercilessly rear-end other drivers, much like how I did. In my defense though, the guy didn't use his turn signal.
Jonny is the kinda guy I look up to. Hes hilarious and charming, and he loves kirby and embraces avery last bit of it which I love 💀 Keep up the work dude.
The more he drinks the more you can see his sense of humor go off the rails and watching his friend awkwardly laugh while Jonny’s laughing hysterically lol
Doesn’t mixing caffeine and alcohol sort of… like destructive wavelengths to some extent? Doesn’t alcohol like… make your blood vessels thinner and caffeine expand them?
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I love watching my favorite content creators participate in my favorite passtime, 33% of all accidents are caused by drunk drivers, so its more dangerous to drive sober smh
Me and my friend's inside joke is that whenever we're playing the game, when we sill a car driving peacefully on their own, one of us will say "Is that a family of 4?" and immediately crash into it.
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How about yes
Les go
Ok
hi jonny 🥐
Hi Jonny
we have now proven he is no longer a drunk driver, but a drunk crasher
He has Kimi'd the Räikkönen
“It’s not the drunk drivers that are the problem, it’s the drunk crashers that give a terrible reputation on us”
As a wise JSchlatt said “It’s the drunk crashers that get us drunk drivers in trouble.”
Bro the Donald Trump impression
You should totally do this again but it is in vr, it is much more immersive and feels like you are actually driving.
How to turn a driving simulator into survival horror:
i don’t think beamNG supports vr
In the new update it does@@someone7531
Motion sickness + drunk = disaster
it does
@@someone7531
Child: I love having a happy family!
Jonny:
Jonny after hitting the child: 6:30
22:31
Jonny “talking” to the child’s parents:
You did not just drop that 😭😭😭
i saw this as he said CRASH, DEAD@@Shotoplays
Thanks Jonny, I turn 21 tomorrow and appreciate this helpful guide to how to safely consume alcohol
Happy early birthday!
Yippee happy early birthday :))
Happy early birthday!
HAPPY BRITDAY MATE
What time zone are you in
This was probably the best Jonny stream I've ever watched live, followed by the game awards and "Is Gaming Back?!?"
Yo, where the gold badge at?
I already got my purple coat
My favorite stream this man has ever done. Watched the whole thing.
THERMAL PASTE OVER ALCOHOL JOIN THE MOVEMENT 🗿🗿🗿🍻🍻🍻
@@Turtleinaboxgood reference lol
"But I'm an anomaly. I'm also fat as shit" - Johnny Razer 2023-2024
“Drinking and driving is bad BUTTTTTT” Good Old Johnny
What I learnt from this is that it is totally fine to drink and drive when there are no cars on the road 💀💀
Yes 💀
This is the content I paid for lol.
Worth it
Lol
i didnt
@@Picccles_hates-dblbroken KitKat bar
"But im a anomaly and im fat as shit"
He was so honest when saying that
No ofence
It’s not the drunk drivers that get in trouble it’s the drunk crashers giving everyone else a bad reputation
-schlarg
🤓
“it’s the drunk crashers that give us the bad rep” -Jschidlungus (JSchlatt)
This was literally the funniest stream Jonny has ever done. This will go in the history books as one of the streams of all time
I like it how its 3 deaths on the final traffic run and yet in the final 20 seconds he died atleast 4 times lol
This is, without a doubt, one of my favorite videos on the internet.
"lil free roadin"
* Six consecutive kick flips*
Soooooooooo what I got from this is that I should drink and drive but only if I'm absolutely friggin plastered
"Im an anomaly, Im also fat as shit" - Jonny RaZer 2024
I had my first ever accident last August, and this video gave me some sort of weird PTSD, but funny. To better explain, I'm absolutely dying from laughter watching Jonny mercilessly rear-end other drivers, much like how I did. In my defense though, the guy didn't use his turn signal.
I love how Jonny’s “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” is in the same tone as “WHAT ARE THOSE?!” (14:34 for those curious.)
4:42 the way bro aligned that PERFECTLY to coconut mall was phenomenal 👌
“And I’m fat as shit” Johnny you don’t need to say that 💀
We already know
💀 @@A_Senitent_Ford_F150
fr he didnt have to tell us what we knew already
At least he knows that he’s fat
Chat gets a bit quirky at night
Pooping and driving is what you should be doing
no
@@JonnyRaZeR are you real
@@CuttingGrass-o4b trust me he can’t shit so he can’t be real
Man can poo he’s just to scared
So ture
1 drunk guy, 15 shots of alcohol, and 1 driving simulator = a recipe for disaster
“And I’m fat as shit” 💀
I laughed my ass off at that lol
I have decided when im old enough to drink, i will buy one of these and practice until im good at drinking and driving
lol
He he he ha
Jonny is the kinda guy I look up to. Hes hilarious and charming, and he loves kirby and embraces avery last bit of it which I love 💀
Keep up the work dude.
You see, it's the drunk CRASHERS that make us drunk drivers look bad.
“This guy needs to use his turn signals!” Proceeds to kill like 5 people
I love beer
Your first dude 😭
Uhh
I love jonnhy
Beer tastes alright ig
@@R-G-No the funniest part is I’m a minor :D
7:39 "learn how to drive, im better-" crashes into a different car
20:00 I was literally cackling for 2 minutes😂
The more he drinks the more you can see his sense of humor go off the rails and watching his friend awkwardly laugh while Jonny’s laughing hysterically lol
Considering I'm turning 21 in less than a month this just makes me more sure I don't want to drink
Happy early birthday!! :D
you shouldnt ever drink
9:23 the vine boom with the Donald Trump impression “the cops are after me” was too perfect 💀💀💀
My driver's ed teacher just played this for us
Jonny RaZeR: Most realistic driving game!
Me: 5:39
We need the K/D ratio for Jonny's driving
"Were good were fine were great were doing fine- *CRASH* "
18:30
I will sue Johhny for making me laugh so hard that i lost my breath
I watched about a third of the stream but i didnt have time to finish it, thanks for posting this!
I have never laughed so hard in my life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you johnny now I shall practice drunk driving till I become the best drunk driver known to man
You should try this in real life 💀
22:35
Drifting :D
* Super slow wall *
*AAAAUUUGHGHGGH!!!!*
I never in a million years thought JonnyRaZeR would swear
“Drinking and driving is bad. But,” had me dying
"Well im fat as shit." Bro did have to roast himself 😭
The more shots, the more wheeze laughs.
"Wonderful." - Michael Rosen
Hell yeah illegal activities 😂
WE GETTIN’ PULLED OVER WITH THIS ONE🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“I think I’m drifting, I hit a car.” -Jonny RaZeR
His drunk driving is better than my in game driving sober
this is like fun... and with these words he started the drunk driving eyra
Moral of the Story:
Drink and Drive. You’ll get places faster.
Yeah hell.
5:40 is me when I bring my little tykes car to the playground and drink too much milk
Doesn’t mixing caffeine and alcohol sort of… like destructive wavelengths to some extent? Doesn’t alcohol like… make your blood vessels thinner and caffeine expand them?
Gamersupps has a minuscule amount of caffeine.
At 17:23 when hopes and dreams were playing it filled me with determination
Here to stop kids from saying "first"
lil bro you ARE a kid
Try this again, but with a manual shifter and turning all driving assists off. I'm talking no ABS, no ESP, none of that.
Ingredients:1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter2 cups granulated sugar4 large eggs1 teaspoon vanilla extract1 cup all-purpose flour1/2 cup cocoa powder1/4 teaspoon salt1 cup chocolate chips or chunks (optional)Instructions:Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease a 9x13 inch baking pan.In a saucepan, melt the butter over low heat. Remove from heat and stir in sugar until well combined.Beat in the eggs one at a time, then add vanilla extract.In a separate bowl, sift together flour, cocoa powder, and salt. Gradually add this dry mixture to the wet mixture, stirring until just combined.If desired, fold in chocolate chips or chunks.Pour the batter into the prepared pan and spread it evenly.Bake in the preheated oven for approximately 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out with moist crumbs, not wet batter.Allow the brownies to cool before cutting into squares.Enjoy your delicious homemade brownies!
Where’s the cannabis?☹️
Make some for cookies
@@Help_me682 and fentanyl?!??! Where are they!?!?!
So when do I add the razor blades?
you forgot the thermal paste
"I'm an anomaly." and "I'm a freak of nature are my favourite lines
Jonny really decided to get drunk and drive in video games lol💀💀
This reminds me of the time i fucking shit my pants so much I was classified as an avengers-level threat during gym class.
Thank you, Johnny, for encouraging me to try some on-site expirementation of Drinking and Driving❤
"the cops are after me" "they'll put me in a peach" "I'll never go in a peach"
I love watching my favorite content creators participate in my favorite passtime, 33% of all accidents are caused by drunk drivers, so its more dangerous to drive sober smh
0:26 He has already told us how to make a Bootleg Alcohol mix ☠️
rohnathan jazer always fills me up with his drunk driving content!!
Bro the third drink traffic test he was explaining why you shouldn't drunk drive while drunk driving and crashing into everything 😂
This comment won’t get at least 5 likes
Oh but it will
Cool but i literally don't care
It’s a trick! Don’t like it!
6th like...
8
“Scratch that last part”
-Johnny (with a Tito’s Christmas hoodie on)
Finally BeamNG gets the attention it deserves!
Johnathan be wildin' with this one
Me and my friend's inside joke is that whenever we're playing the game, when we sill a car driving peacefully on their own, one of us will say "Is that a family of 4?" and immediately crash into it.
9:52 bros going 113😭 no wonder he’s got 4 deaths on the last one
9:25 not the perfect timing😭
Man I sure do love the positive message... that it makes you faster 😂
Moral of the story: If you are going to drive after having 10 shots it’s actually safer to have 5 more
5:29 A̷͔͚̰̳̖̰̪̘͇͙͈̻̒͜͜͠A̷̲̺͈̺̘̜̲͇̖̖̮̝͚͕͂̋̈́̏͒͂͂̉͛̿̈́̌̚͜͠Ǎ̷̢̼̳̹̪̬̙͚̳̳̖̯̾̓̓̿͑̊͘͝͝A̵̳͖͈̹̞͂͗̅͗̎A̷̬̫͕͕͉̠͐͆ͅÀ̶̡̼͓̲̫̹̪͚̱͎̣̅̊̌̐̆͝A̸̯̟̮̺͎͉̿̌̍͐ͅÂ̵̧͐̃̑̊͛̈͘̕͝Ǎ̸̪͎̯̹̠͐̄̆̆̐͘͝
I think this just shows that driving itself is just really dangerous. Humans aren't meant to go this fast!
15:22 Beer responsible? YEAH BEER IS RESPONSIBLE
Bro got the Paper Mario outline
Schlatt would love to use this as a sponsorship video for gamersupp
17:51 you know your drunk when you mistake the reverse for acceleration
Now you have to do one completely drunk
the fact that bro died without even being drunk 💀
Bro is def drunk he just randomly said Skyrim like why?!
Nah ain't no way, bros got the Lonny TaZeR in RaZeR central pink hoodie in his merch shop
FINALLY A NEW LONG FORM VIDEO
The plug was deadly
You know it's gonna be a good day when Jonny uploads a video.
Best day
Fr
Your videos are so funny man. I love watching this channel
20:00 LMFAO I PEEDED MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH OMFG AND ITS RIGHT ON THE 20 MARK LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I am going to watch this as much as humanly possible
This is the hardest ive laughed in like several years-my entire life
Now my thoughts sound like Jonny’s beautiful voice.
14:31 WHAT ARE U DOING WHAT ARE U DOING WHAT ARE U DOING 💀💀
I love how if you rank how unhinged the shorts crew is Jonny always at top