I played this like every night to relax before bed. There is tonnnnnnns of hidden stuff in it. Like I played daily for a year i bet and I still once in awhile found new stuff. And they do play cards by personality 🤣 Been ages but ash always bluffs pretty much. Claptrap 50 50. The dogs... not very bright and Brock plays like a decent player. There's even big showtime pieces where you stop playing cards for a few while stuff happens. Borderlands enemies will show up sometimes. There's different arenas. It's a 15 outa 10 game 🤣
It makes sense. Any man who wants to *literally* throw anything on a walk to see if it sticks is a Venture Brother. Creating mantis people? Replacing someone's plasma with peanut oil? That's clearly doing insane shit for the sake of getting a reaction out of people . . . . Which . . . I guess is the purpose of Aperture Laboratories. To see the extent that one can reach, fucking with the human form before people tell you to stop. And even then they might not stop . . . Exactly like one ofthe Venture Brothers! Torturing people and ignoring their pleas for mercy in cruel and unusual mannerisms that make zero sense whatsoever. I like the possibility of this being canon . . .
Aleks Zuwalski yet another reason why I want to give her the biggest hug I can. And no, I don't mean one of those tiny ones that last less than a second. I'm talking about a really, really, reallyy big hug!!!
@@hardwirecars Eh, hold 'em's mostly skill. You'll make most of your money bluffing, intimidating, reading people, and knowing when to wait and when to strike. Showdowns, on the other hand, are mostly luck.
@@billlupin8345 i would say at best poker in any form is debatable on the % of luck vs skill. bluffing yes takes skill but the % you see in the videos is all bs because as was said 7% can instantly turn to 100%
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I like how at around 7:30, GLaDoS makes a statement about how everyone is dying as they live on their lives and that everyone dies eventually, right before Sam goes all in.
@@primaloftheabyss3139 LCG Entertaiment bought all the assets to Telltale's stuff, then made a branch of the company named Telltale Games, they still have most of the licenses and former staff became, ironically, freelance workers
The idea of Cave Johnson being one of the Venture Bros. is hilariously ingenious. An insane man going from rags to riches, yelling down at those he finds inferior, that's a Venture Bro for ya.
32:32 "Did you hear that? That was the sound of a counter imcrementing deep within my processing core, informing me that it's time to raise the blinds again. Here, I'll adjust it's frequency so you can hear it too." *MOOOOO* I don't know why it sounds like a cow either. Regardless, the blinds are now 1400 and 2800." LMAO
I honestly wish the lasts Borderlands game had Claptrap say something like "I haven't felt this cheated out of money since I played poker with that dog, zombie hunter, and bodyguard"
@@Foxhunter258 OVA are essentially single episodes not released with the main seasons of a release. Many slip under the radar and aren't well known by the fanbase.
Reminds me a lot of my old forum open RP days. A bunch of characters from very disparate forms of media doing something ultimately meaningless and quipping at each other.
The way these characters talk to each other is so amazing. Its as if they are alive even though most of them are just set dialouge. Most of the modern games cant even achieve this level of liveliness
"This is the part of the tournament where I taunt you mercilessly until you call. Would you prefer to be compared to a chicken, the female reproductive system, or the French?" XD
Dan Grantham That was the Fact Sphere. I wouldn't consider that intelligence though, as it was simply programmed to tell various facts, not make decisions.
Personality core lines (because they are funny 0:27 Ran by aliens 8:31 These chips have microchips 11:24 Siberian hell hole 14:49 Dream van shift 21:42 Are they watching us? 25:57 W.H.O. tracking steps 29:40 Drilling holes 34:24 Secret handshake 38:30 The puppet master 38:45 Take me now
I actually genuinely thought it was Wheatley on the table and was waiting for him to talk- and then it was just this emotionless fact core voice and I was so disappointed
Captain Doomsday GLaDOS lost Wheatley so she had to make another to torture. But instead of 10 years in the chamber she built where all the robots scream at you. 10 years in the chamber she built where hes a prize
"If you're going to keep indulging my transparent dishonesty, I'm gonna have to run for Congress!" I'd take a talking dog for President right about last November.
@@deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077 the reason i think its this is: She had the files in her body not the core. which could be when she gets turned into a potato she totally forgot about the Caroline file because shes not attached into the body.
@@average7557 Caroline is the basis of GLaDOS' personality core, so I highly doubt she is located in the body. The body is more likely contain the facility's public database for the core to operate the facility. Which is why GLaDOS stay the same after being removed, and Wheatley remain an idiot despite plugged in. And not just Cave and Caroline, but GLaDOS don't even know the old part of the facility existed (since it doesn't connect to the modern lab system.) Treading the lines from lore reveal that GLaDOS killed most of the staff on the date of her activation, which is also Bring your daughter to work day.) Which mean the scientists made a warehouse full of spare cores in advance knowing she could be corrupted, but alas failed to suppress GLaDOS (probably due to the brain power of Caroline advance A.I simply overwhelm other basic A.Is.) So they know the A.I could get out of hand, hinted from Cave's order "Put Caroline in the computer, even if she protest of not being worthy." The scientists may of erased Cave Johnson from the files in case the A.I discovered that he died and make it go mad, since Caroline greatly admire and respect Cave, as seen in GLaDOS. Their downfall was not taking into account the A.I part simply take over Caroline from the start and go murder happy.
8:30 Personality Core: I think these chips have microchips. Calm down buddy, this isn't Fallout New Vegas. There's no side quests waiting for you. (Edit) Also . . . Cave Johnson was a Venture bro??? Yeah . . . That makes sense. Combustible lemons and all that . . .
15:02 Can I point out how eerie it is how well the background music fits for what should feel like a normal conversation, but makes it sound more sinister?
You know, for a game who's characters have never seen each other they seem to have a good understanding of what goes on in each others games. That's awesome/
I'm impressed by the amount of different animations and voice lines for specific scenarios in this game. I have no idea what is going on but it looks cool lol
man I love how human everyone acts. like they aren't just computer programs, talking and interacting with one another. sure a few repeated lines here and there but man they all act so sentient.
Y’know, before getting obsessed with these vids, I had no idea how to play poker, but thanks to these vids, I have even less of a clue. Thanks 👍 Edit: Nvm this actually helped me understand poker, thanks I guess
"Why does that make me... sad?" Because you erased your own friggin' memories of the most badass dude you ever knew in your human life, just because you didn't wanna deal with emotions. And because of that you now have to deal with... emotions. You really done goofed, GLaDOS.
7:38 this is golden 12:20 200% facial expressions 19:30 downtime clowntime 24:23 oh cl4p-tp 28:48 don't screw with the clown 29:40 truly too far gone 34:23 proof! 34:43 roasted 38:30 puppet master
I don't know about making games, but Wheatley was one of the cores that was in Portal 2 more than the others, so they probably used his model because that's what they had. But yeah, it would have been nice if they at least changed the eye color of the core so people don't argue that if it's Wheatley or not.
Brock: "Well, I probably wouldn't have done that. But I'm not you" Brock (immediately after): "Aw, jeez. All in" What was that all about, Brock? XD I like Claptrap's response, it somehow fits... "Really?"
If GLaDOS retained some of her old qualities, like, oh, I don't know, murder, odds are that everyone in the complex would be dead due to neurotoxin poisoning. Assuming She had access to it if that match was in a different building outfitted with Aperture Tech. But if it were inside Her facility, she would obviously have access to her full abilities. "Well, I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at them until they all drop dead. But I have a better idea. Invite them to play poker. In My facility."
"You're all dying. Heartbeat by heartbeat."
Sam: ".... ALL IN."
Max Box I know this comment is old but why are you here
Max Box if I'm dying I might as well be rich
Like he did it just to prove that he was in fact alive. Poetic.
Hello there
Bearded expense Oh uhh whynyou here m8?
Poker Night 2: Come for the poker, stay for the characters.
For me it was vice-versa.
Comments: Come For Randomness, Stay For Finding Out Someone Posted 5 Hours Ago.
Furious Sherman
That could be a good marketing slogan.
This game needs a guard from skyrim.
Poker night 2: come for the poker, stay for the TF2 items... And I guess the characters.
I love how they just kinda relax and chat with each other. It’s like they are just taking a break from acting and you get to hangout with them
Yeah is like playing poker with famous people and chilling
Except Glados. She is just pure evil.
@@genokugel pure delight to see
thats basically the original concept of poker night
I played this like every night to relax before bed. There is tonnnnnnns of hidden stuff in it. Like I played daily for a year i bet and I still once in awhile found new stuff. And they do play cards by personality 🤣
Been ages but ash always bluffs pretty much. Claptrap 50 50. The dogs... not very bright and Brock plays like a decent player.
There's even big showtime pieces where you stop playing cards for a few while stuff happens. Borderlands enemies will show up sometimes. There's different arenas. It's a 15 outa 10 game 🤣
Glados: *shits out a core*
Core: the tournement is being controlled my ailens
Glados: pay no attention to that
Wh- I cant fucking live anymore 🖐💀
The Combine
@@novacancy6682 The G-Man
@@Ray_Cism xen
Shit’s out a core😂😂
"Let's see if we can chase out the posers..."
*EVERYONE FOLDS*
Brock: Yeah, that was probably the right call.
They all knew it and admitted to it
The founder of Aperture science hungout with the Venture Family?
. . . can we make this canon???
That makes too much sense
And Claptrap
Ash and Brock are related
No
It makes sense. Any man who wants to *literally* throw anything on a walk to see if it sticks is a Venture Brother. Creating mantis people? Replacing someone's plasma with peanut oil? That's clearly doing insane shit for the sake of getting a reaction out of people . . . . Which . . . I guess is the purpose of Aperture Laboratories. To see the extent that one can reach, fucking with the human form before people tell you to stop. And even then they might not stop . . .
Exactly like one ofthe Venture Brothers! Torturing people and ignoring their pleas for mercy in cruel and unusual mannerisms that make zero sense whatsoever.
I like the possibility of this being canon . . .
Core: "They are all watching us, aren't they?"
yes we are.
hypertion THE MOMENT I READ THIS HE SAID IT your IN on it arnt u
DogeKing5954 same !
wheately sounds different
Jeffery cuz it’s not Wheatley
Looks like wheatly but NOT wheatly :(
I have absolutely no idea whats going on but I just can't stop watching
Same
me too
Me too
LoiTheMushroom Same,too intresting!
LoiTheMushroom Good so I'm not the only one.
15:24 the sound that GLaDOS makes is so cute. She's discontent with the fact that her database is clearly lacking.
I don't know if I'd be comfortable with calling her "cute" personally
Aleks Zuwalski yet another reason why I want to give her the biggest hug I can. And no, I don't mean one of those tiny ones that last less than a second. I'm talking about a really, really, reallyy big hug!!!
I hate that that noise is actually cute I hate it so much
@@moonlightostrich3690 OMG she is the cutest thing ever! Tighed with babies and puppies of course.
@@Concerned_Custodian Dude WHY!!!!!!?????? It's sooooooooooo adorible.
Ah yes, I know how to poker. You take cards and turn them into money with some sort of magic. Of Course!
Glad to see you're well-versed in poker Waluigi
How are ya doing Waluigi?
It's not magic, It's science! Sweet, Sweet, Magical science!
I know you win something else other than poker...
This ain't Picture Poker, Waluigi. Nobody's gonna clap for you if you win.
Its fun how claptrap went from 7% of chance to 100%
And the other time he went 7% to 0
That was crazy. Pulled a full house direct from his ass.
and now you understand why its called gambling. remember there is only some skill involved and mostly luck.
@@hardwirecars Eh, hold 'em's mostly skill. You'll make most of your money bluffing, intimidating, reading people, and knowing when to wait and when to strike. Showdowns, on the other hand, are mostly luck.
@@billlupin8345 i would say at best poker in any form is debatable on the % of luck vs skill. bluffing yes takes skill but the % you see in the videos is all bs because as was said 7% can instantly turn to 100%
Ash:you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Glados: I don't like you now.
BUUUURRRRN!!!
Hot Rod
*Clap. Clap. Clap*
Hot Rod OMG I READ THIS JUST AS IT HAPPENED
Juan Martín Ferreira So true.
Hot Rod you killed Optimus Prime
Hot Rod Chainsaws. Gotta love em!
Claptrap: ALL IN!
Brock: Damn.
Sam: All in!
Brock: Damn.
gotta love pre-recorded ai
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What's stopping me? Probably actual odds and common sense?
Double damn.
Ikr
Marvel: Avengers is the most ambitious Cross-over
Valve: Have you ever played our Poker Game?
This wasn't made by Valve this was made by telltale
MRJ2012
I wonder why telltale changed so much
@@highadmiraljt5853 money probly
MRJ2012
And then they went bankrupt
Or so I heard
@@highadmiraljt5853 then they came back apparently
Claptrap: "Check, or bet? Check, bet..."
Claptrap: ...
Claptrap: *I'll raise.*
Me with a shit hand and less chips than what Claptrap raised with: Fuck you, robot... *folds*
@@perbrandt8772 S a m e
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE, ITS JUST PUTTING IN POKER CHIPS
@@unevennoble9363 I thought I was the only one like that
I like how at around 7:30, GLaDoS makes a statement about how everyone is dying as they live on their lives and that everyone dies eventually, right before Sam goes all in.
7:10 is the time your looking for
hes making the most of his life
I like how Claptrap is colored like a turret.
King Delta Productions same
I don't... Because it fits him far too well! XD
Interdimensional ninja assassin claptrap
He is a ap-trap
@@jonathanzimmer725 *interplanetary
"You've stopped listening to your frontal lobe and are going with your gut. Where all the feces are." LOL
Ah man, read that comment right as she said it xD
Yet he had a straight lmao, shoulda bet low, instead of pressuring an all in
Best line in the whole game in my opinion
@@comrademuds1951 Where did the player had a straight?
Glados after the player wins: [exasperated] the p l a y e r takes the pot.
19:17, this interaction neary brought a tear to my eye. R.I.P Telltale games.
Awesome news as telltale is back and about to release the wolf among us 2
@@doriondouglas6176 isn't that just a different company using the name?
@@primaloftheabyss3139 LCG Entertaiment bought all the assets to Telltale's stuff, then made a branch of the company named Telltale Games, they still have most of the licenses and former staff became, ironically, freelance workers
@@_antisocialmedia6377 So… theoretically a third Poker Night is possible?
@@thatonerotom8999 I hope so
this game is so immersive, i feel like i'm just sitting down playing poker with some friends.
I genuinely tried talking to claptrap, but then realized
Just wait until eventually someone makes a vr version.
I absolutely LOVE how the characters interact with each other.
The idea of Cave Johnson being one of the Venture Bros. is hilariously ingenious. An insane man going from rags to riches, yelling down at those he finds inferior, that's a Venture Bro for ya.
LittleKachowski it does seem rather natural now doesn’t it!
"Im sorry were not into this First-Person-Shooter thing"
Sam:SPEAK FOR YOURSELF *GUN SHOTS*
+Gabe Newell >:( HL3
**max. GABE I KNOW YOUR OUR GOD BUT GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT
+Gabe Newell that was max
+Gabe Newell you again come fite me m8 cuz i got a disc of HALF LYFE 3
+Wyatt Mack k then 😂
32:32 "Did you hear that? That was the sound of a counter imcrementing deep within my processing core, informing me that it's time to raise the blinds again. Here, I'll adjust it's frequency so you can hear it too."
*MOOOOO*
I don't know why it sounds like a cow either. Regardless, the blinds are now 1400 and 2800."
LMAO
XD
My favourite quote of hers. :)
I honestly wish the lasts Borderlands game had Claptrap say something like "I haven't felt this cheated out of money since I played poker with that dog, zombie hunter, and bodyguard"
Love that scene at 7:29 where after Glados talks about how we are all dying, Sam decides to live life on the edge and go all in!
If videogames were anime this would be an obscure OVA
I don't get it
@@Foxhunter258 OVA are essentially single episodes not released with the main seasons of a release. Many slip under the radar and aren't well known by the fanbase.
The fabled crossover poker episode, banned in some countries but obscure in all of them...
and thank god they are not anime.
@@No_Sleepee Not sure what your problem with anime is
Reminds me a lot of my old forum open RP days. A bunch of characters from very disparate forms of media doing something ultimately meaningless and quipping at each other.
Omg I need an rp group like that
Aubren Lewis Would recommend. There was a lot of drama because of the open nature of thing, but in the end I made a lot of friends that way.
@@eveningdim7167
Same
I did that on Google+ many times.
good old Gmod
"Hooray, another malfunctioning robot."
Place Placington What? Is there a booger on my nose?
Welcome to poker.
Lol 666 likes
The way these characters talk to each other is so amazing. Its as if they are alive even though most of them are just set dialouge. Most of the modern games cant even achieve this level of liveliness
I AGREE
10:34 "What are you starin' at, Clifford?"
_As a fan of Clifford, this amuses me._
Truly the best dog joke in this game. Except maybe Sam's own joke about his senses.
I swear I was just watching your ytps and ytpmvs, this is crazy
Claptrap: Check or bet? Check? Bet? Check, bet? I raise.
I don't know why, but I love that bit of dialogue from Claptrap.
23:58 for people consearned
Claptrap: "Looks like ol' Clappy's just bought himself a big ol' sack of pain!"
Also Claptrap: [falls forcefully on the floor]
35:19 here
"There's a hole in Siberia that leads directly to Hell. It's 3 inches wide." Not any more, it's not.
It's now 6 feet wide for us humans to fall into! XD
The hole is on Kola peninsula, which is near Finland, not Siberia
What’s that about?
FritoSalad ooooo, really fascinating
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well_to_Hell_hoax
Does link off to the actual hole and is some interesting stuff.
"This is the part of the tournament where I taunt you mercilessly until you call. Would you prefer to be compared to a chicken, the female reproductive system, or the French?" XD
Claptrap: *goes all in on the blind with a Jack and 3*
GLaDOS: “Claptrap has a full house”
They’re working together I knew it
"I have many cards in my hand, and they're all full houses"
- Claptrap probably
Wheatley crashed down back to Earth and the impact was so hard it brain washed him.
that aint Wheatly
intellegance core from portal 2 final boss
I don't think there was a Intelligence core, only Intelligence-Dampening core, which was Wheatley.
There was bt it was one of the corrupt ones in the final boss that gave false facts
Dan Grantham
That was the Fact Sphere. I wouldn't consider that intelligence though, as it was simply programmed to tell various facts, not make decisions.
Character: *does anything*
Me, not having the slightest idea how to play poker: Hmm, interesting strategy
Personality core lines (because they are funny
0:27 Ran by aliens
8:31 These chips have microchips
11:24 Siberian hell hole
14:49 Dream van shift
21:42 Are they watching us?
25:57 W.H.O. tracking steps
29:40 Drilling holes
34:24 Secret handshake
38:30 The puppet master
38:45 Take me now
"Folding suits you. Do more of it."
It almost feels like the game is self-aware of your choices.
Y'know what could make this better?
Wheatley replacing Space Core.
I'm pretty sure he'd just be screaming and incredibly confused on why he's not in space
No... Don't remind me
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCEEEE
Probably would've been hard to get a hold of Stephen Merchant for just a few lines.
Then again he did it for TF2 so I dunno
I actually genuinely thought it was Wheatley on the table and was waiting for him to talk- and then it was just this emotionless fact core voice and I was so disappointed
Ash: you wouldn't like me when I'm angry......
Glados: I don't like you now.
XD
BUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!
Paranoia Core got a Wheatley-model chassis, I see.
Captain Doomsday GLaDOS lost Wheatley so she had to make another to torture.
But instead of 10 years in the chamber she built where all the robots scream at you.
10 years in the chamber she built where hes a prize
HECCLER__ that would make sense. He is just staring into the abyss. Not moving.
He has truly lost his mind
They were too lazy to make a new model so they used Wheatley’s model
The paranoia core I can relate to because I have a nasty habit of making paranoias that are actually TRUE
*Sam* : Max!
*Max* : BANZAI!
God i laughed at that
XD
@@baronwolfgang9977 Max is a Imperial Japanese spy!
Who are these people from?!
I don’t even know how to play poker.
This is still entertaining as HELL!
Neither does anyone at the table. This is a crime against card games.
"If you're going to keep indulging my transparent dishonesty, I'm gonna have to run for Congress!"
I'd take a talking dog for President right about last November.
TinyFoxTom I'd rather have an insane talking rabbit that likes shooting things
*lagomorph
I do not know why I read it in a GLaDOS voice lmao
TinyFoxTom I mean it worked out for the world of dragon ball
Politics more like wrongitics
11:23 Best quote of this entire video.
AMazing
i come here for GLAdos after all. it's not only me, right?
Surely not.
At first she was the only character here I knew.
yeah, me too. only know Glados.
Yeah I came to this for GLaDOS. Her humor is great :D I don't know who the heck the other characters are.
MavisRead YOU DONT KNOW CLAPTRAP!?$?!?? HE WAS ALMOST AS GOOD AS WHEATLEY
Sam putting all in after Glados's words on dying was almost a perfect reaction. 😂
This opportunity ain't gonna last forever
"Congratulations, you've stopped listening to your frontal lobe... and are going with your gut - where all the feces are" lmao
Ash: Im getting mad at these cards, and you wont like me when im angry.
GlaDos: I dont like you now.
that Cave Johnson reference (the reason she can't remember is because she deleted the file "Caroline" so she can't remember anything about him and her
this means that the poker night happened after GLaDoS deleted the file at the end of the game so it's officious
4 years late but whatever, She didn't know Cave before Portal 2 either.
Make Glados take the combustible lemons life gave me
@@deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077 the reason i think its this is:
She had the files in her body not the core. which could be when she gets turned into a potato she totally forgot about the Caroline file because shes not attached into the body.
@@average7557
Caroline is the basis of GLaDOS' personality core, so I highly doubt she is located in the body. The body is more likely contain the facility's public database for the core to operate the facility. Which is why GLaDOS stay the same after being removed, and Wheatley remain an idiot despite plugged in.
And not just Cave and Caroline, but GLaDOS don't even know the old part of the facility existed (since it doesn't connect to the modern lab system.)
Treading the lines from lore reveal that GLaDOS killed most of the staff on the date of her activation, which is also Bring your daughter to work day.) Which mean the scientists made a warehouse full of spare cores in advance knowing she could be corrupted, but alas failed to suppress GLaDOS (probably due to the brain power of Caroline advance A.I simply overwhelm other basic A.Is.) So they know the A.I could get out of hand, hinted from Cave's order "Put Caroline in the computer, even if she protest of not being worthy." The scientists may of erased Cave Johnson from the files in case the A.I discovered that he died and make it go mad, since Caroline greatly admire and respect Cave, as seen in GLaDOS.
Their downfall was not taking into account the A.I part simply take over Caroline from the start and go murder happy.
GLADoS is attracted to diesel aftershave
And a woman that killed her parents in the 1800’s
what she meant is that she wants to kill him lol
4:08 The way sam folds is amazing i'm surprised no one made a comment on it.
Max!
*B A N Z A I*
@@Tearrence fold
8:30
Personality Core: I think these chips have microchips.
Calm down buddy, this isn't Fallout New Vegas. There's no side quests waiting for you.
(Edit)
Also . . . Cave Johnson was a Venture bro???
Yeah . . . That makes sense. Combustible lemons and all that . . .
He's afraid a man with a checkered suit will come and shoot him in the head
15:02 Can I point out how eerie it is how well the background music fits for what should feel like a normal conversation, but makes it sound more sinister?
i got recommended this like 4 years ago and watched it, i got recommended this again, just how.
maJic
maJic
GlaDOS is probably one of the best things to happen to Valve
Agreed
You know, for a game who's characters have never seen each other they seem to have a good understanding of what goes on in each others games. That's awesome/
4:04
Ash: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
GLaDOS: I don't like you *now.*
I'm impressed by the amount of different animations and voice lines for specific scenarios in this game. I have no idea what is going on but it looks cool lol
i really want those poker cards in real life. Does anyone also crave for them ?
Hell yeah!
Same
Yung Colgate lol
I think they exist
*proudfully raises hand as a diehard portal fan*
Sam:Max
Max:BAAANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!!
Killed me
glados iis better
man I love how human everyone acts. like they aren't just computer programs, talking and interacting with one another. sure a few repeated lines here and there but man they all act so sentient.
I literally cried at how many times you would have risked NOTHING by checking and you decided to fold.
Y’know, before getting obsessed with these vids, I had no idea how to play poker, but thanks to these vids, I have even less of a clue. Thanks 👍
Edit: Nvm this actually helped me understand poker, thanks I guess
"Why does that make me... sad?"
Because you erased your own friggin' memories of the most badass dude you ever knew in your human life, just because you didn't wanna deal with emotions. And because of that you now have to deal with... emotions.
You really done goofed, GLaDOS.
7:38 this is golden
12:20 200% facial expressions
19:30 downtime clowntime
24:23 oh cl4p-tp
28:48 don't screw with the clown
29:40 truly too far gone
34:23 proof!
34:43 roasted
38:30 puppet master
The French
Patrick Warburton reprising his role as Brock Samson? Love it!
But it loses points for not having Bruce "Motherfucking" Campbell voicing Ash.
Fuzzyscarfandmittens I can hear joe all the way from Brock
This is the calmest I’ve seen Claptrap in, well, ever.
4:10 That’s a rather extravagant way to fold.
"I think these chips have micro chips" - aputure core
that's deep
Yeah, they do. It keeps people from stealing them. Come now, Paranoia Core, you can do better.
@@benjaminoechsli1941 It's chips ALL the way down.
I have no idea how to play poker im just watching cause GLaDOS and cl4p-tp (Claptrap) are in it
Me too. :D xD
Same! xD
Logan Conroy by the end of this video I learned a few rules and got to watch a neat crossover
same here!
Logan Conroy Not because of Ash, sam, max, clap trap and glados?
wheatley doesnt seem himself today
Because it's not Wheatley.
its one of the core at portal1
its a paranoia core.
it isn't Wheatley! It's just the Wheatley model, but it's GLaDOS's paranoia core.
MavisRead honestly... i thought it was the fact core at first. NOT WHEATLEY because i played the first game.
Still can’t believe after all these years that there is a Paranoia core
29:39
The best line ever in the entire game.
"It's true, it's driving me insane, just like Lizzie Borden"... too funny!
Is that Brock fucking Samson?
+Big G yes, that is Brock fucking Samson, he took go fuck yourself to litterally
+Zlupper.
XD
You're expecting Hulk Hogan?
I see you’ve never seen this game before.
i laughed when the claptrap fell off the stool while focusing on the bet
Danish Mir same
Also, 28:53 is a moment that I want to live... To 1 v 1 my favorite character of all time.
Girlfriend: hey can I tell you something?
You: sure what?
Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
You: 21:07
*dude tries to reach for cup*
Also 33:48
Me: ight imma go get milk
Bailing out when someone's pregnant isn't cool, man. Nor is it funny.
That was a joke man.
I just noticed that Brock Samson on the far left voices Vasquez from Tales from the Borderlands, damn.
Game Fish Patrick warburton is in tales of the borderlands?
@@jonathanbrown50 yup
"If i'd wanted someone to fling garbage at me all night I could've stayed home and watch C-SPAN" oh i'm sorry, that was my soul leaving my body
I am throwing my money at the screen and nothing happens
You need 20,000 dollars, noy 20.
@@arnoldswaggerson6938 fuck
they should've used a different core model than wheatley if it's not his voice
Are you... Arguing with yourself?
Dan TreeBow apparently so, the dork deleted his comments.
I don't know about making games, but Wheatley was one of the cores that was in Portal 2 more than the others, so they probably used his model because that's what they had. But yeah, it would have been nice if they at least changed the eye color of the core so people don't argue that if it's Wheatley or not.
Claptrap: "Check, or bet? Check, bet, check, bet."
Also Claptrap: "RAISE!"
Brock: "Well, I probably wouldn't have done that. But I'm not you"
Brock (immediately after): "Aw, jeez. All in"
What was that all about, Brock? XD I like Claptrap's response, it somehow fits... "Really?"
I hope they do a Poker Night 3. Maybe with Rick from Rick and Morty as the character from TV.
+Spades Neil That would be awesome
yep m-morty
+Spades Neil i hope porker night 3 have jackie estacado
chuggaaconroy
spy from tf2
and sonic from sonic boom
And maybe Homer Simpson
They only pick one of each from the five pillars of media.
Sam: "Max?"
Max; "BANZAAAAIIIIII!"
Honestly I'd love if this became a thing at convention or something. Either cosplayers or voice actors doing this sorta thing.
Glados' "you're dying" monolog followed by Sam saying, "All in!" Was gold
It’s always kinda funny when something cuts off a conversation only for them to go “anyway” and say exactly one sentence that ends the conversation
If GLaDOS retained some of her old qualities, like, oh, I don't know, murder, odds are that everyone in the complex would be dead due to neurotoxin poisoning. Assuming She had access to it if that match was in a different building outfitted with Aperture Tech. But if it were inside Her facility, she would obviously have access to her full abilities.
"Well, I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at them until they all drop dead. But I have a better idea. Invite them to play poker. In My facility."
Yup.
JavaScript little did they know this was an experiment
Claptrap: Looks like ol'clappy's just bought himself a big ol' sack of pain!
(claptrap falls over)
me: Thats one pain...now the other pains.
“You’re dying right now-Cell by cell, heartbeat by heartbeat.”
Sam: “…All in!”
Wish this was still on steam, I couldn't buy it in time rest in peace telltale
Who else expected the Core to be Wheatley? I'm disappointed.
It technically is, they were just lazy
@@SPG69
Welp ._.
Same lol
I dont care about all things poker, but I do enjoy watching/listening to this!
I remember watching this all the way back in 2013
Claptrap: “check or bet? Check, bet?”
Claptrap: rAiSe
23:22 I might have to play Bonderlands... 'cause I love Claptrap
Bondagelands.
Ya missed the fact that Sam went all in and lost yet he still have money
Booderlons
When he talks I can feel my brain cells killing them selves
“When he talks I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one...”
-Hammerlock
"...And you wont like me when im angry"
"i dont like you"
and the second best part was when my boy Max tried killing Sam
Max was aiming for the card.