I Tried Making Sausages and It Was A Disaster

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  • @ShermTank7272
    @ShermTank7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8722

    The ultimate trio:
    - white shirt Charlie
    - black shirt Charlie
    - sausage shirt Charlie

  • @tunnip
    @tunnip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5896

    ...my appreciation for Ordinary Sausage increases immensely as I watch this.

    • @slushfabuloso5329
      @slushfabuloso5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Same it's like i thought it was easy

    • @Rainbow0015
      @Rainbow0015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Watch unnus anus do it

    • @syd_barrett_lmfao
      @syd_barrett_lmfao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rainbow Unicorns0015 ew more like anus

    • @naor-
      @naor- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was the master all this time

    • @Footwater
      @Footwater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rainbow0015 you like to watch people suffer

  • @laxbrotba
    @laxbrotba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1300

    I’ve never heard a more panicked scream than when his kitchen aid fell apart.

    • @garrett6040
      @garrett6040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      9:51

    • @hookoffthejab1
      @hookoffthejab1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought he broke it at first and was amazed he managed to break a stand mixer.

    • @lolnaw3411
      @lolnaw3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      have you not heard of his regression into a caveman when a cockroach crawled on his leg?

    • @mightypharaoh7586
      @mightypharaoh7586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hookoffthejab1 Some of the attachments for them don't stay on very well. The pasta roller will do the same thing sometimes.

    • @Twebs12
      @Twebs12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hunter Hofmann th-cam.com/video/VwucJ0sDonU/w-d-xo.html

  • @skystoner5853
    @skystoner5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2879

    9:49: Panic begins
    9:50: Crisis
    9:51: The most high pitched I've ever heard Charlie sound.

    • @stonemarmot_8874
      @stonemarmot_8874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Best thing is if you watch his arms he's actually shaking

    • @tokyomorning7951
      @tokyomorning7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      watch his cockroach vid
      it won't disappoint

    • @violetkalico
      @violetkalico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Incredible

    • @tokyomorning7951
      @tokyomorning7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Chloe Tremblay th-cam.com/video/DjsDoHICAk0/w-d-xo.html

    • @fovosprodromus5020
      @fovosprodromus5020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought it was his chick until I saw this and looked at his mouth moving lmfao

  • @TheHotBoxOfficial
    @TheHotBoxOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2849

    “There’s no casing on that.”
    *“To the untrained eye.”*
    Spoken like a true chef.

    • @blaat.n
      @blaat.n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      7:46

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blaat.n lmao thank you

    • @blaat.n
      @blaat.n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@powangel1418 fair enough

    • @ancapeancape9829
      @ancapeancape9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A true Chad

    • @blaat.n
      @blaat.n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lassi Kinnunen ye

  • @goatsquid7847
    @goatsquid7847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4364

    He is like a really bad cook in the sims, how they cause problems where there really shouldn't be one.

    • @kiitaclyzm
      @kiitaclyzm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Man I want some cereal
      *pours milk and spontaneously combusts*
      This is fine

    • @xleo971
      @xleo971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Chris A. The real problem is how u r putting in the milk first before the cereal

    • @kiitaclyzm
      @kiitaclyzm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@xleo971 I don't do it, I'm no degenerate
      The Sim is the degenerate here

    • @xleo971
      @xleo971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chris A. Good because I was going 360 MLG noscope you if I ever found u

    • @OriginalNameSequence
      @OriginalNameSequence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it was truly painful to watch

  • @raymolegacyhunting9954
    @raymolegacyhunting9954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18811

    “It’s supposed to be sausage casings, but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines”
    Who’s going to tell him?

    • @iliketoast3211
      @iliketoast3211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

      The Gold state just let him figure it out

    • @smo-king6504
      @smo-king6504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

      Literally what I thought

    • @almightyswizz
      @almightyswizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

      Metalhead, casings literally are empty intestines

    • @ronnickels5193
      @ronnickels5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

      @@almightyswizz natural casings are intestines. You can also get ones made out of collagen

    • @shinyoungkang3463
      @shinyoungkang3463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Ron Nickels i dont know what a collagen is but it sounds more gross than intestines

  • @tommyshelby2250
    @tommyshelby2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    "Why did you use my pot,instead of a bowl?"
    " *HUH?* "
    "oh idk"

    • @ThatPoorSinner
      @ThatPoorSinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PAPYRUS!!!!

    • @ThatPoorSinner
      @ThatPoorSinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tommyshelby2250 bro

    • @distinctloafer
      @distinctloafer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think he ignores his girlfriend most of the time lol. Idk why tho

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Man sounded like he was cooking drunk for a second

    • @Gjd94
      @Gjd94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's her pot all of the sudden

  • @The053199
    @The053199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4382

    *Cuts finger off and falls into bowl of ingredients
    Charlie: should be fine.

    • @tonibeba8911
      @tonibeba8911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Eric Cartman wants to know your location.

    • @HPD1171
      @HPD1171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      5/5 sausage. definitely going on the menu as our new soylent sausage.

    • @HDitzzDH
      @HDitzzDH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Meh, just some extra nutrients"

    • @plat6822
      @plat6822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The finger kinda looks like a sausage so... It's a sausage.

  • @hudsorr7124
    @hudsorr7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19910

    The longer he stays in his house, the more he looks like he doesn't have one.

    • @UltimatePowa
      @UltimatePowa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      This is profound

    • @han7693
      @han7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      i r o n y

    • @Panzer_Runner
      @Panzer_Runner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      "If you are homeless, just buy a house."
      - some bitch

    • @harshilpatel4096
      @harshilpatel4096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@Panzer_Runner 4house

    • @somberflight
      @somberflight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Jesus fucking Christ he just look like he got out of the shower a few minutes before recording can you guys shut the fuck up?

  • @MrDanox94
    @MrDanox94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    “I feel like ive got scammed and got intestines”.... thats what sausage casing are made of... intestines

    • @fishyd1026
      @fishyd1026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sheep intestines are the best 😋

    • @unkulunkulu1494
      @unkulunkulu1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Daniel Morales that joke flew so far over ur head

    • @yormeaceko7101
      @yormeaceko7101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@unkulunkulu1494 i genuinely think that Charlie doesn't know what sausage casing are made out of.

    • @aidanbieghler5078
      @aidanbieghler5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/woooosh

    • @aidanbieghler5078
      @aidanbieghler5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yorme Aceko he was joking. Making a joke.

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    It looks like charlie showered with the shirt on to clean himself and the shirt

  • @zongzoogly4549
    @zongzoogly4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    "I feel like I got scammed and got intestines..."
    Well bud, good news is you didn't get scammed. The bad news is that it is indeed intestines.

    • @nekolu
      @nekolu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zong Zoogly intestines aren’t good for you to eat?

    • @noneofjobussines
      @noneofjobussines 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nekolu R/WHOOOOOOSH

    • @nekolu
      @nekolu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mamad Nobari true, I looked into it and they’re alright. I heard about some people who can’t sit well with soul food or haggis because of the intestines.

    • @drthunder8827
      @drthunder8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weirdest thing I’ve ever heard Charlie say about food

    • @nekolu
      @nekolu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      kiri tako you alright bro? We all get the joke idk what you’re on about

  • @skandaswaminathan5419
    @skandaswaminathan5419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4278

    "now this is how a sausage is supposed to look" cuts to diarrhoea being shat out of a meat grinder

    • @stevanojv6421
      @stevanojv6421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Proceeds to it being splattered on him

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO

    • @Mr.Z1321
      @Mr.Z1321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welp, I laughed.

    • @nuggets9692
      @nuggets9692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yummy😋

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im eating right now and boi

  • @morkelkale4922
    @morkelkale4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    Charlie: 'gets his shirt dirty'
    Also Charlie: 'goes to his closet of nothing but white t shirts and carefully chooses a new one'

    • @kittytiddy7607
      @kittytiddy7607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      White shirts aren’t created equal

    • @conormcmullen6437
      @conormcmullen6437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He's basically SpongeBob

    • @MrArtVein
      @MrArtVein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Morkel Kale it's like the episode of D o u g when he finally goes to his closet

    • @youssefakdim7695
      @youssefakdim7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His white T-shirt is the apotheosis of all brands.

    • @stephenrolle2671
      @stephenrolle2671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks Nathan, you've changed our lives by pointing out a discrepancy in a TH-cam comment. I, and everyone else that comes across this chain, will never be the same.

  • @70astralaxe
    @70astralaxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    It's amazing how despite having all the necessary equipment he still always uses the worst possible tools for every job

  • @MagicalDanny
    @MagicalDanny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3463

    He makes fun of those bad chef videos, but little did he know, he is one of them.

    • @lgbtqiarights
      @lgbtqiarights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      wdym he’s like homeless jesus gordan ramsey

    • @raccoonbruh504
      @raccoonbruh504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      xMagicalDanny he’s a bad cook but he has good ideas

    • @h1stacean
      @h1stacean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He has long fingernails.

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@h1stacean ok

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Tbf, not knowing how to handle a machinery is much different on making disgusting food.

  • @dryve4427
    @dryve4427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    Charlie screamed in fear more times than all of the horror games he has played combined.

    • @sulociou7846
      @sulociou7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So more than 0? Charlie's only fear is cockroaches. Uh, I mean "mortal enemy that instills a primal and destructive rage within him".

  • @TheJackofrost
    @TheJackofrost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6532

    "I got scammed and I got intestines"
    Someone needs to tell him what sausage casing also come from.

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Well you can get artificial ones made out of collagen I think but yeah he’s a bit dumb 😂

    • @greeneye2037
      @greeneye2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@cheesed-kun8445 shut up dummy.

    • @Fastitocalon69
      @Fastitocalon69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@greeneye2037 bruh he isn't wrong.

    • @greeneye2037
      @greeneye2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Fastitocalon69 I didn't say he was.

    • @Haha-uw8jy
      @Haha-uw8jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      :)

  • @ILikeBirds
    @ILikeBirds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Even his girlfriend couldn’t save this caveman’s cooking skills

  • @Jose-tu2yo
    @Jose-tu2yo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4197

    Sausage: Looks like literal diarrhea
    Charlie: Now this is what a sausage should look like

    • @TheDr502
      @TheDr502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Cr1tikal makes poop jokes even while he's cooking.

    • @AndresGarcia-qk3sj
      @AndresGarcia-qk3sj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Call him Charlie or cr1tikal his TH-cam name is weird

    • @prozaccc
      @prozaccc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AndresGarcia-qk3sj P E N G U I N Z 0

    • @crimson0004
      @crimson0004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@AndresGarcia-qk3sj cr1tikal means adolf hitler in japanese

    • @PDzay
      @PDzay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Charlie

  • @OkieDokieSmokie
    @OkieDokieSmokie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    When you realize that scream was Charlie and not his gf...

    • @Val-yq7pt
      @Val-yq7pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Scream? From our masculine god Charles? No, that was a war cry

    • @TzarTVR
      @TzarTVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      A war cry unlike any other, sending shivers down that sausage's and our spines

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      A scream able to make the strongest GODS piss there pants out of straight fear alone, truly a magnificent sound...and a fearful one as well

    • @mpguevarra8817
      @mpguevarra8817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mmm ice scream

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guess ya'll forgot about the "Roach during Runescape" escapade...

  • @garrettethridge6613
    @garrettethridge6613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "It was supposed to be sausage casings, but it feels like I got scammed and got intestines."
    Oh Charlie sweetie

    • @logansdrums
      @logansdrums 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      im glad someone noticed..

    • @YellowCake235-p3t
      @YellowCake235-p3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      r/woooosh

    • @upg5147
      @upg5147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@YellowCake235-p3t definitely not

    • @GMtheTurtle
      @GMtheTurtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hmmm yes the floor here is made of floor

    • @Mewtic1
      @Mewtic1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@YellowCake235-p3t you clearly have no idea what a wooosh is, and came
      from reddit expecting to make people feel bad and make you look smart, but you made yourself look stupid instead.

  • @cagrikozen3614
    @cagrikozen3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Thumbnail looks like John Wick just stabbed baby yoda to death and regreting it.

  • @Toxin___InterHalfer
    @Toxin___InterHalfer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    The second attempt is like Hulk came all over him

    • @Millwork1075
      @Millwork1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was about to make the same comment but with alien cum

    • @elbuff2770
      @elbuff2770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ur profile picture also is

    • @_ketamiine_
      @_ketamiine_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bro it’s literally your profile pic

    • @Toxin___InterHalfer
      @Toxin___InterHalfer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elbuff2770 HAHAH yes

    • @livingcheese2910
      @livingcheese2910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought about Shrek but that would be a blessing.

  • @nia8593
    @nia8593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4890

    This man really is playing life on hardcore mode

    • @crunchu2361
      @crunchu2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Hardcore mode is being a man under 5’7, he is in Ulta-Hardcore Permadeath 50% Health No Hit Broken Straight Sword Only

    • @crunchu2361
      @crunchu2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TyetheRebel yes I know, i was agreeing with him.

    • @parkanae1993
      @parkanae1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait, you respawn after dying?

    • @rulerworld1289
      @rulerworld1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wdym he's not black

    • @goldskula
      @goldskula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah he's just ultimate ironman

  • @evilthoughts8763
    @evilthoughts8763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    The thumbnail looks like a homeless man who broke in and had an existential crisis after throwing up

    • @supasf
      @supasf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This had me wheezing

    • @YT-mb5od
      @YT-mb5od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aquaman

    • @bellum5432
      @bellum5432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evil Thoughts r/rareinsults

    • @toesoverhoes275
      @toesoverhoes275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luis Silva Jesus fuck your reddit shit

  • @mao7
    @mao7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Whoever cleans your kitchen must love you so much

  • @drazellguerrero7777
    @drazellguerrero7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1367

    I swear his eyebrows and beard looks like it was made using sharpies

    • @leeholymoly
      @leeholymoly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ShAwN_Dg are you trying to get on rare insults

    • @unibrow5769
      @unibrow5769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@leeholymoly lol what

    • @lorenzo5204
      @lorenzo5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is the son of conchita wurst

    • @masonfrank931
      @masonfrank931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He's blessed with godly Keanu Reeves genetics

    • @unibrow5769
      @unibrow5769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Some Guy yeah ik what it is it was just random as fuc

  • @LordKibly
    @LordKibly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    One must master the ancient technique “sausage flip” in order to master the art of sausage making

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It probably would've helped if he twisted off the ends first as well lol...

    • @ryencolbar4900
      @ryencolbar4900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@me4tgr1ndr honestly. I need to see a attempt 2. He should turn the sausage device 180° so it hits the counter top and wont flop over and kill everyone.

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryencolbar4900 so load the ingredients upside down? Good idea, I like it

    • @ryencolbar4900
      @ryencolbar4900 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@me4tgr1ndr no, like flip the machine, because It twisted towards him and fell on the floor. If that was leaning against a wall? Nope. Wont fall. I mean it's a bad design for it to fall anyways. Unless it needs a peice

    • @me4tgr1ndr
      @me4tgr1ndr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryencolbar4900 I know, I was being sarcastic lol. I believe he said in the video that after he was done he noticed that he didn't have the locking mechanism on it

  • @kalen4251
    @kalen4251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    Charlie’s beginning to look like iCarly, I’m worried.

    • @dzamburger
      @dzamburger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@死神-v5w ok

    • @username3152
      @username3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      icharlie

    • @Brumskin.
      @Brumskin. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are u okey?

    • @死神-v5w
      @死神-v5w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THEY DELETED MY COMMENT SMH

    • @Tyler-hu2ns
      @Tyler-hu2ns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Jackson?

  • @Osterochse
    @Osterochse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "you sleep better at night if you don't know how laws and sausages are made."
    Otto von Bismarck

    • @pravin7541
      @pravin7541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool

    • @oldcowbb
      @oldcowbb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ordinary law

  • @bozo8603
    @bozo8603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    I love Charlie's goddamn actually scared screams. He can get jumpscared in a horror game and you get nothing. But if there's a roach or something sudden happens IRL, he shrieks like a little girl. 4:05 and 9:50 for the screams. Good stuff. Someone should make a compilation.

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bozo You misspelled 9:52.

    • @Nathan-wk6jt
      @Nathan-wk6jt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It's especially funny because of how emotionless he was back in the day, and how there's only been one horror game in the history of time to scare him

    • @negan2128
      @negan2128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nathan-wk6jt what game was it?

    • @sunwukong2
      @sunwukong2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      my mans got nickelodeon GAK'd

    • @nicknamenotwitty9065
      @nicknamenotwitty9065 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathan Napkins which one?

  • @tessalynch3265
    @tessalynch3265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    *mess everywhere and covered in green goo*
    "that is such a shame. that would have been a great sausage"

    • @nameredacted1448
      @nameredacted1448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tessa Lynch how dare you mock Jesus Christ!

    • @ahuu6798
      @ahuu6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This man had a mission bro

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @shanks8681
      @shanks8681 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's type of English teacher we need
      We don't need the white Karens who talk about Shakespeare like a godsend

  • @rileywalton7507
    @rileywalton7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    Just a some tips
    1: try mashing the ingredients together in a bowl to get an even distribution of ingredients.
    2. NEVER dump all of the ingredients at once. Have a slow, consistent feed of ingredients or else youll break your grinder.
    3. Since you're working withmostly not meat, crack an egg into the ingerdients while mixing as a sort of binder
    EDIT: while im here, a few more
    4. Putting your ingredients AND your grinder components in the freezer for at least an hour really helps get a more consistent texture. But since you're using mostly not meat, this is kind of a moot point.
    5. When applying the casing, you should put the entire casing on the tube with about 5 inches to spare. Then you feed the sausage slowly into it. Think of it as putting on a condom.
    6. When you have your sausage, twist it in counter directions so it doesn't untangle

    • @negan2128
      @negan2128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      i hope you have a license for sausage making good sire

    • @frederickfortuneong8871
      @frederickfortuneong8871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      thank you for the tips, SausageMaster Riley

    • @YourJudgeLaw
      @YourJudgeLaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not all capes wear heros.

    • @harrykitzig5270
      @harrykitzig5270 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessirrr 👍

    • @unkulunkulu1494
      @unkulunkulu1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah plus he needs to practice meat distribution

  • @dominic2009
    @dominic2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    9:52 I love how I can’t tell which one of them is screaming

    • @dumbasshacker7621
      @dumbasshacker7621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dominic Carrea it is the man you have obviously not seen the cockroach encounters

  • @hansolo5479
    @hansolo5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I bet his wardrobe is just white shirts and each one expresses his emotion

    • @fiforfun06
      @fiforfun06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Absolutely none at all times

    • @georgeyezbick-bays7626
      @georgeyezbick-bays7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *emotion

    • @DCBiscuit
      @DCBiscuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That emotion being cum

    • @Jay-fs2nw
      @Jay-fs2nw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot he also owns one black shirt

    • @ancapeancape9829
      @ancapeancape9829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are all white only to the untrained eyes

  • @sergeantrainstorm1269
    @sergeantrainstorm1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    Charlie: The sausage doesn’t look too bad
    The Sausage: *Has a vein*

    • @tylernx
      @tylernx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I fucking died reading this.

    • @bunnum9605
      @bunnum9605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My penis

    • @tomcruise7481
      @tomcruise7481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      uwu

    • @powangel1418
      @powangel1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tomcruise7481 N o

    • @Anthro
      @Anthro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tomcruise7481 UwU *notices your bulgy wulgy long sausage* OwO? Wuts this?!?!?

  • @leyrandomthoughts507
    @leyrandomthoughts507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Legend says
    He sleeps, showers, and still eats in a white shirt.

    • @mr.cranker8086
      @mr.cranker8086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Karma’s coming you get to a point where your entire wardrobe is just the same clothes every day

    • @Harshhaze
      @Harshhaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sorry babe, the shirt stays on during sex

    • @leyrandomthoughts507
      @leyrandomthoughts507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Harshhaze
      Lol 😂

  • @filipmajewski8382
    @filipmajewski8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    If only he had a big disposable paper bucket to hold all the ingredients together before grinding

  • @Poiuy
    @Poiuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2515

    Everytime charlie says :“It‘ll be fine“, I feel doom growing ever closer.

    • @saltybiscuit8949
      @saltybiscuit8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s a pretty good game

    • @bodhimeme9982
      @bodhimeme9982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saltybiscuit8949 true that

    • @Aaa-oz3lx
      @Aaa-oz3lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Doom soundtrack starts playing*

    • @luckyboiinthenow5732
      @luckyboiinthenow5732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to say that you did it first

    • @skibiditoiletfan101
      @skibiditoiletfan101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mf doom?!?!⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

  • @evanneff7776
    @evanneff7776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    Tiana "That's gonna take forever to cook"
    Charlie "Well lets crank this shit to 10"
    That's not at all how it works and that's why I think you're the perfect person to have a cooking show.

    • @Makumbator
      @Makumbator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I must confess when he put that tiny pan on the biggest pad I got a bit mad.

    • @evanneff7776
      @evanneff7776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I mean, it will cook the outside of something faster. Depends on how raw you like the insides of your food.

    • @kirisai
      @kirisai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evanneff7776 it technically will cook the inside faster as well since more heat comes to it

    • @nametime8938
      @nametime8938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kirisai true but it'll cook the outside even faster so if you cooked some chicken at max heat and took it out when the outside looked good, it'd probably be cold and raw on the inside

  • @Derdaida
    @Derdaida 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5720

    As a fellow german i have to say that this sausage is the wurst

    • @lucasgroen5519
      @lucasgroen5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      I see what you did there mein freund

    • @nikospikos68
      @nikospikos68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Badum tss...

    • @SrChado
      @SrChado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      definitiv das wurst

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🏅 best comment 🏅

    • @johnnytopside9215
      @johnnytopside9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Being German doesn't make you the *dictator* of sausages.

  • @predictedtick0247
    @predictedtick0247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Of course, it all makes sense now. This video was not just some fun thing to do, but rather a preparation of the momentous crossover that was to come.

  • @prisondaddy5037
    @prisondaddy5037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    The thumbnail looks like he’s wearing a bad map of the world

  • @hunterbodanza4758
    @hunterbodanza4758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    2:18
    Tiana: "Why did you use my pot instead of a bowl?"
    Charlie: "HUH?!"
    I see Eustace Bagge has taught you well

  • @spunklebop6886
    @spunklebop6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Everyone: Charlie your shirt is white
    Charlie: To the untrained eye

    • @vegetable1495
      @vegetable1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      speedwagon it’s not white now because of that incredible ending

    • @vegetable1495
      @vegetable1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      speedwagon Also, baby stando?

    • @spunklebop6886
      @spunklebop6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vegetable1495 yep

    • @silvax4068
      @silvax4068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ora

    • @toob46
      @toob46 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vsauce theme plays

  • @leadfarmer3999
    @leadfarmer3999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “I feel like I got scammed and they gave me intestines “ yes , you did as that’s what sausage casings are .

  • @charlie_mario6292
    @charlie_mario6292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    “It’s supposed to be sausage casings but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines instead”
    *Charlie, what do you think sausage casings are made of? They **_are_** made of intestines*

    • @isaac13d
      @isaac13d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think that was the joke

    • @zeecaptainz
      @zeecaptainz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      @@isaac13d it sure didn't sound like one. Charlie is oblivious to some common things, like bears running so i wouln't be too surprised

    • @zeecaptainz
      @zeecaptainz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was scrolling to find this comment:)) so i wasn't the only one thinking this

    • @Qmontun
      @Qmontun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@isaac13d i think at this point in regards of cooking it's hard to tell if he is joking or not

    • @mikahherrera8691
      @mikahherrera8691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      im glad someone said it 😂, i dont think it was a joke

  • @w35toff39
    @w35toff39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    charlies girlfriend sounds like his mom thats trying to encourage him when he says he wants to be a chef

    • @skinnylegend5021
      @skinnylegend5021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Plot twist she is his mom

    • @gabrielcosta1434
      @gabrielcosta1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Hey 2 in 1

    • @w35toff39
      @w35toff39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kevin hoang oh shit youre right

    • @w35toff39
      @w35toff39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A Sans undertale everyday good deal tbh

    • @ninjabaiano6092
      @ninjabaiano6092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skinnylegend5021 sweet home Alabama

  • @adamkwarren21
    @adamkwarren21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    “I feel like I got scammed. Ordered sausage casings but got intestines.” Bruh

    • @acefingerhole90
      @acefingerhole90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adam Kwarren i think thats the joke

    • @MrFuzziiWuzzii
      @MrFuzziiWuzzii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nah he def didn’t know

    • @adamkwarren21
      @adamkwarren21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cameron definitely agree judging by the intonation of his voice

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tsukiko Furude
      Hey John Wick Jesus, they're the same thing

    • @jch8175
      @jch8175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acefingerhole90 he admitted on the most recent official podcast that he didnt know they were made of intestine. idiot. wasnt a joke. you are dumb

  • @kennethnguyen6400
    @kennethnguyen6400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Netflix : " How is the movie so far "
    Someones daughter : 9:50

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who's doing it? Swamp Thing?

  • @kurtbalingit1685
    @kurtbalingit1685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Charlie just got mid 2000s Kids Choice Awards slimed on that smoothie sausage

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Specific, but accurate.

    • @sprokitt66
      @sprokitt66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a memory I forgot I had

  • @miselzorg2081
    @miselzorg2081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    He's slowly turning into Tarzan, soon enough we won't be able to recognize him.

    • @JayLabbs
      @JayLabbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      un know more like Johnathan Wack

    • @sutra6971
      @sutra6971 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s looks greazy

  • @Nemesislord001
    @Nemesislord001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    Charlie: "I have the delicate hands of a surgeon"
    Also Charlie: * spills everything everywhere *

    • @entitledkidyourtoysaremine930
      @entitledkidyourtoysaremine930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nemesis Lord he never specified what type of surgeon

    • @Nemesislord001
      @Nemesislord001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ENTITLED KID YOUR TOYS ARE MINE NOW Hmmm now that's not untrue

    • @n1kx579
      @n1kx579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn if only he made a joke about it

  • @gilangwahyuagung2530
    @gilangwahyuagung2530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "you know, this might actually not be a disaster"
    this is foreshadowing at its finest right here

  • @BezKajdan
    @BezKajdan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    Charlie looks like something straight out of a stereotypical comedy movie when someone fails in the kitchen.

    • @sunny15300
      @sunny15300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cue the laugh tracks

  • @maceheath
    @maceheath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    “I bought sausage casings and got stomach intestines”
    Bro, that’s what sausage casings are...

    • @jackspoon7252
      @jackspoon7252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Germans frown at his lack of sausage knowledge

    • @gesus.nazareth1528
      @gesus.nazareth1528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Traditionally, but you can get synthetic casings made of cellulose

    • @DvDick
      @DvDick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@moimoiyoop intestines where used as condoms a while ago, so they are literally edible condoms lol

    • @babyragegekyume4132
      @babyragegekyume4132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DvDick hell yeah

    • @maceheath
      @maceheath 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HURHRR same thing really

  • @andrewcarlson4484
    @andrewcarlson4484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    “I feel like I’ve been scammed and got intestines”................Charlie I have a surprise for you

    • @marks.7879
      @marks.7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yea, i wasn't sure if that was the joke here - on the other hand i think what he got were artificial intestines

    • @bog2127
      @bog2127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hmm the floor is made of floor.

    • @twilightsparkle75
      @twilightsparkle75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bog2127 but i think it might be artificial floor.

  • @Zaciriya
    @Zaciriya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Even after MONTHS of this being out and me even forgetting about it, it made me laugh hard back then, and coming back to it now, im literally in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JasonSawyer
    @JasonSawyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "You know, this might not actually be a disaster."
    Famous last words.

    • @tommyshelby2250
      @tommyshelby2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      charlie couldn't make cheese and crackers without causing a worldwide scandal.

  • @mattfigueroa8761
    @mattfigueroa8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Day 56 of asking Charlie for a signed fleshlight

    • @llamapi3
      @llamapi3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Pre-filled, ya?

    • @ImpyBimpy
      @ImpyBimpy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CMOOOOOON CMOOOOOOON

    • @fistinggorilla2091
      @fistinggorilla2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      llamapi3 thats the true signature

    • @jeffackitch1905
      @jeffackitch1905 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      C'mon Charlie we want it

    • @tommytaber7831
      @tommytaber7831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      we'll get you there

  • @sparkyjones560
    @sparkyjones560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    1. Start with normal sausages and get the hang of it before going to strange stuff.
    2. Spin the sausage really good to knot the ends so it doesn't open up.
    3. Cooking sausage. I found a half cup of water or so in the skillet, bring it to a boil and put the sausage in and cover with a lid. In 10 minutes, dump off the remaining water and brown the sausage in a little butter. The steaming for 10 minutes will cook it without exploding it and then browning won't be a problem. If the mix is too wet you get explosions or you get undercooked sausage.
    This is the secret people cooking sausages don't tell you.
    You can do it!

    • @luisrochin9457
      @luisrochin9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Bruh u gotta chill u dont need to be rude about it

    • @bleedinghearts4768
      @bleedinghearts4768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Hi There
      chill out, he was being nice. this is why the world is going to shit

    • @Drew57720
      @Drew57720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan.

    • @sparkyjones560
      @sparkyjones560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Drew57720 no, you got it right. That was the desired result. Good Job!

    • @n3rdy11
      @n3rdy11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sparky Jones This guy sausages!

  • @Skyeweener
    @Skyeweener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You took Ordinary Sausage from the bowels of youtube and fast tracked him to popularity, he made a jesus candle with your face on it, and I love this entire story.

  • @sardonikai
    @sardonikai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    my boy looks like he’s the reason the word “soggy” was added to the oxford dictionary

    • @theBraxil
      @theBraxil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "soggy critical"

    • @noahswork7997
      @noahswork7997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      theBraxil 💀💀

  • @nostop4524
    @nostop4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I was so confused as to why his shirt had green splats.

    • @Cr4z3d
      @Cr4z3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      clearly that's baby food

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shrek is love Shrek is life.

    • @yoshiyolo
      @yoshiyolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alien cummed on him

  • @ethanbaker9118
    @ethanbaker9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Charlie at the end looks like he had some fun time with Shrek in the swamp.

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ethan Baker Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

    • @buckledwheat6299
      @buckledwheat6299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ethan Baker I hate you for making me visualize that

    • @ethanbaker9118
      @ethanbaker9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@buckledwheat6299 UWU

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shrek Daddy

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ethan Baker shrezk

  • @mockturtlesoup710
    @mockturtlesoup710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    As someone who works in a sausage factory, I can verify that these recipes are actually not that unusual.

  • @obama7792
    @obama7792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    "this might actually not be a disaster"
    famous last words

  • @shiroshnur
    @shiroshnur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    "I feel like I've been scammed and got intestines." I mean, unless they're artificial that's usually what they are. That might be a joke that just went over my head though.

    • @emz8280
      @emz8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I don't think it was a joke sadly 🤣

    • @Tschoii90
      @Tschoii90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Exactly my thought 😂😂

    • @hmuz8388
      @hmuz8388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Phrate what doesn't make sense?

    • @noahswork7997
      @noahswork7997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I’ve been looking for this comment

    • @rossanderson4156
      @rossanderson4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Charlie was not joking I don't think

  • @rebeccainiguez9877
    @rebeccainiguez9877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Why does Charlie remind me of “return the slab” man from courage the cowardly dog? I’m terrified

    • @kris_the_unhip4963
      @kris_the_unhip4963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Reetuuurrrnnn the slabbbb

    • @Pokemaster-wg9gx
      @Pokemaster-wg9gx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      King moisties the man in face carpets

    • @n0chin192
      @n0chin192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was a scary episode

    • @SireCaracal
      @SireCaracal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@n0chin192 that was *the* scariest episode

    • @phantomz87
      @phantomz87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kris_the_unhip4963 that's it I'm getting me mallet

  • @Scrotal_Recal
    @Scrotal_Recal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how Charlie substitutes plates for bowls.

  • @vrabo3026
    @vrabo3026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Charlie chopping a carrot on a cutting board
    Cutting board catches fire
    "Should be fine."

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If his food fell on a pit full of tar, ash, broken glass, nails, used needles and poison he'd just shrug it off and say it's fine

    • @Icarusinhischariot
      @Icarusinhischariot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arthurschmidt3104 it's because he's Jesus

  • @WindowsDevPro
    @WindowsDevPro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Charlie is just training his body for the future. When their future kid throws up he'll dodge it like he's playing dark souls. 😂

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Instead of dodging he rolls right into it because invincibility frames will protect him

  • @geoleo965
    @geoleo965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    That thumbnail tho...
    It's like Jesus himself in *_"The Exorcist"_* movie.

    • @thetcogarchives1361
      @thetcogarchives1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah its keanu

    • @benthompson8256
      @benthompson8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither jesus or keanu reeves were in the exorcist

    • @geoleo965
      @geoleo965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@benthompson8256 Blasphemy! Blasphemy, I say! Both, Jesus and Keanu Reeves were with us, deep in our hearts that day.

  • @saltysailor6094
    @saltysailor6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Charlie: “ this is sausage casings but I feel like I’ve been scammed and got
    intestines”
    Everyone in the world who knows that sausage casings are either pig or lamb intestine... 👁👄👁

  • @noahlibby2074
    @noahlibby2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    “Was supposed to be sausage casing but I feel like I got scammed and got intestines”
    I hate to break it to you but it’s no scam, Sausage casing is literally pig intestines😂

    • @phillipc4196
      @phillipc4196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noah Libby 😂exactly

    • @velvet4922
      @velvet4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/wooosh

    • @fourskinman2463
      @fourskinman2463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Pork was disemboweled and used to make the kfc sausage

    • @noahlibby2074
      @noahlibby2074 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its a joke mate😂 I think your comment backfired bc you didn’t realize that, wooosh you have no sense of humour👌🏻😂

    • @GlueEatin
      @GlueEatin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9:51 screams like he saw a cockroach

  • @tabletoparcade4203
    @tabletoparcade4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "I bought sausage casings..."
    Yes
    "...but I feel I've been sold intestines."
    Also yes

    • @slavkei
      @slavkei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Today, a lot of people learned that sausage casing is in fact intestinal membrane.
      Delicious, delicious intestinal membrane.
      Wait till they find out what gets ground up to get stuffed into the intestinal casing...

    • @Quaker1
      @Quaker1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      slavkei easy, sausage stuffing!

    • @slavkei
      @slavkei 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Quaker1 Bingo bango bongo, got it in one.

    • @aersla1731
      @aersla1731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well now a days, you can also get collagen casing. Not all sausage casings are intestines. I'd bet and say most commercial sausages are collagen casing, but that's just a guess.

    • @nicholaszustak768
      @nicholaszustak768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aersla true. But his does say HOG right there on the packaging

  • @garintj1547
    @garintj1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    "as you can tell I just got outta the shower" no Charlie, I can't tell anymore and I think we've given up on trying to tell.

  • @ivygay1003able
    @ivygay1003able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:00 Charlie shows slight distraught, but his true pain started when he saw that his work was destroyed. Absolutely amazing

  • @NotFuckingKiwi
    @NotFuckingKiwi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Charlie with wet hair looks like a depressed David Grohl

    • @mrtoast244
      @mrtoast244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shh you'll blow his cover

    • @L-92761
      @L-92761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FutaKet it’s giving me wet dog vibes

    • @TzarTVR
      @TzarTVR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jesus after being reborn a more natural way

    • @xtexaschainsawx
      @xtexaschainsawx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's true

  • @catto4589
    @catto4589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "This sausage doesn't look that bad"
    the sausage: has hair, teeth and is basically a fetus

    • @yeeyee1666
      @yeeyee1666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Succ The Zucc I eat babies

    • @Panzer_Runner
      @Panzer_Runner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So he's making babies

  • @thebigshep
    @thebigshep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "I feel like I got scammed and got intestines".
    Well, yes, but actually no.

  • @blackout295
    @blackout295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Charlie wanted to one up the sausage king and he learned a lesson in humility

  • @d3generate804
    @d3generate804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    This is why you only leave sausage making to professionals like OrdinarySausage

  • @hawk_ish2265
    @hawk_ish2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "It's supposed to be sausage casings, but I feel like I got scammed and just got intestines."
    *Well, yes*

    • @theholygrass19
      @theholygrass19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me watching Charlie not know what a sausage casing is: *_Congratulations, you played yourself_*

  • @sasquatchkneecap3690
    @sasquatchkneecap3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    If you see how he screams like a little girl when the sausage afterbirth got on him, you’d notice that he screams like that when encountering a cockroach. So according to my calculations, Charlie is scared of sausage at about the same level as he is against cockroaches. Or was he fighting the sausage, as he calls it his battle cry? I confused myself

    • @alexyordanov7324
      @alexyordanov7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro he isn't scared of cockroaches. He just doesn't like them.

    • @buzzlightyear6960
      @buzzlightyear6960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mating sounds

    • @cbchansey6866
      @cbchansey6866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@alexyordanov7324 yes, I also shit my pants and shriek my lungs out at things I don't like

    • @guapamole1855
      @guapamole1855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alexyordanov7324 I dont like beans, but I dont scream at the top of my lungs when I see beans

    • @alexyordanov7324
      @alexyordanov7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cbchansey6866 That's the joke. He says he's not scared when he clearly is.

  • @kennyhouser3467
    @kennyhouser3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Charlie, this video was truly a master piece. You're doing the Lord's work here Son. Haven't laughed that hard at someone failing since me on my wedding night. Great job!!!

  • @harryhudson3474
    @harryhudson3474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Words moments before disaster: "Now this is how sausage is supposed to look."

  • @kooterbank6947
    @kooterbank6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    “I feel like I got scammed and got intestines” my guy that’s cow intestines

    • @403HXC
      @403HXC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It should be either hog or lamb typically.

    • @brokelos
      @brokelos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@403HXC it said hog on the pack

    • @illarebro2953
      @illarebro2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cow intestines are way too big for sausages

    • @sarasanz197
      @sarasanz197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pig, actually

  • @AlexG207
    @AlexG207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    4:05 Think that's the highest Charlies voice has ever gone.

  • @ShiveringEroticKingBanana
    @ShiveringEroticKingBanana 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Charlies constant incompetence at basic tasks is truly amazing.

  • @YoshiX9
    @YoshiX9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Sausage casings are intestines...unless you've achieved a new god-like level of deadpan

    • @thizlam4810
      @thizlam4810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YoshiX9 I’m right there with you lmao 😂

    • @KingCroaker
      @KingCroaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Most modern sausages are not made of intestines!

    • @michaelabele5826
      @michaelabele5826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bob Moore cheap*

    • @clausroquefort9545
      @clausroquefort9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KingCroaker *stares in german *

    • @KingCroaker
      @KingCroaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@clausroquefort9545 Hey I didn't say the non-intestine style is better!

  • @theinvisibleguest7566
    @theinvisibleguest7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1854

    Charlie: *Makes a funny video*
    Vegan Gains: "That's not vegan!"

    • @peterg.mainetti9871
      @peterg.mainetti9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *Erin wants to know your location*

    • @MonkeyDLuffy60073
      @MonkeyDLuffy60073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@peterg.mainetti9871 fucking Erin

    • @lynx7631
      @lynx7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      haha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powderhaha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder.

    • @bingus2358
      @bingus2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TigerOsu no

    • @butterflygroundhog
      @butterflygroundhog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tigerosu2070 nah fam, that ain't a brgan, that's a basic white girl

  • @Lionlovesunity
    @Lionlovesunity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    5:37 “It’s going to take a while to cook. “
    -Well I’ll turn it up to 10.

    • @Smaferikfurter
      @Smaferikfurter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I cringed when he said this. Charlie and Tiana need to take some basic cooking classes stat.

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Smaferikfurter Or, you know, Google it.

    • @SpacedOut311
      @SpacedOut311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kay's Cooking would be proud!

    • @ulogy
      @ulogy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminds me of the Brooklyn 99 episode where Boyle is try to teach Holt to cook.
      "The higher the heat. The faster it cooks. The sooner Kevin eats."
      "Yes, but we don't want to feed Kevin burnt garbage."

    • @masonfrank931
      @masonfrank931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I do

  • @LowReedExpert1
    @LowReedExpert1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Every cooking vid this man releases makes me grateful I studied to be a chef in HS. Not knowing how to cook seems like a scary existence

  • @flipflopwinter2089
    @flipflopwinter2089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    *Uses the strengh of a minotaur on a kitchen aid*
    " AHHH"
    " Jesus Christ"

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You trying to be funny but failed miserably

    • @danhue1283
      @danhue1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      skellyaart Instagram Silence weeb

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danhue1283 but I draw n-nnnnaked anime girls on my insta I'm Not a weeb

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@livetochange974 you're trying to be funny but failed miserably

    • @Kenny-kd8qt
      @Kenny-kd8qt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      clawzx used: uno reverse card

  • @RyanPassek
    @RyanPassek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "I feel like I've been scammed and got intestines"
    Yes Charlie, you did get intestines. That's what sausage casings are. Intestines.

    • @nyx0s389
      @nyx0s389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ryan Passek I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @meterminute9034
    @meterminute9034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    Jesus learning how to make sausage colorized

  • @solitaryadventures9273
    @solitaryadventures9273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "That could've been a great sausage"
    Words to live by