If you want to die then you should do it if you don’t want to die then you shouldn’t do it and whoever said that they did do it you wouldn’t have your phone by now you wouldn’t have your iPad you wouldn’t have any device that you’re using right now do you sans Barry out of your head
One of my core memories of high school was going to school the day after this special aired . Everyone was quoting him from the bus ride to school, in between classes, during class, and on the ride home 😂😂 core memory for me
This is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life I suffer from depression and anxiety and Listening to Kevin hart has me laughing so hard I swear it’s like therapy thank you Kevin.
lala 21 Iowa state university has no idea 💡 but if I go there she can get me it she says she can talk and talk with my brother but he can talk with you on Facebook and I have a different app for a long who would you like if your phone 📱 is your number and then he says yes you do what he did and he came your on the account office lol 😂 and brother and dad have you to go home 🏡 or no brother is your dad brother and your dad or mom or your dad brother and dad you have no choice they have a little to you have you got your number and I can
2019 anybody from da future here? Edit: OMG last time I checked I only had like. 800 which was the most I’ve had in a while! Look at this now holy cow! Thanks so much for the likes!!!!
i remember years ago i was obsessed with this video i was laughin so much i used to watch this in gacha (when i used to like gacha) and this original video. this shit still too funny
I’m 65….an old lady by most standards, and there are only a handful of comedians whose work makes me laugh so hard, I feel like I’m high…giddy, weepy, and irrationally happy, and Mr. Hart is one of that group! those happy. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard since I bought Eddie Murphy’s album, “Raw!” I enjoy him so much, that no matter how damn old I am, I’m going! Keep your fingers crossed that it’s soon, because let’s face it, I don’t have a lot of “good” years left! The truth is, laughter IS the best medicine and shared comedy is the best way to connect with each other! 💞🖖🏻🍻😂🥂
I saw his comedy movie: "Let Me Explain" in theaters in 2011. The movie was SUPER hilarious!!! I laughed so hard that I ended up CRYING!!! Great times!!!
Hi Latoya, how are you doing at this peaceful moment ? Just taking some timeout to extend my love and appreciation to my constant loving fan. I really do appreciate your likes and comments on my post, thanks for your kind and caring act and I hope you don’t stop supporting me. How long have you been my fan and have you ever attend my concert ?
"My mom told me to tell YOU."
"Too mind ur DAMMMMMMN-"
Toga Chan :3 “No that way too loud... its too unbelievable its too loud.”
@Savita Bircha lol
@@thepartyneverends828 finally I go over it
@Savita Bircha "LITTLE STUPID BISH"
She said: *Kevin*
I said: *Mrs Green*
I dead ass bout to do tht to my teacher
E11 Gay Agholor I already did 😂
If you want to die then you should do it if you don’t want to die then you shouldn’t do it and whoever said that they did do it you wouldn’t have your phone by now you wouldn’t have your iPad you wouldn’t have any device that you’re using right now do you sans Barry out of your head
Linda Rodriguez so actually I did that a LONG Time ago in like 4th ... and the teacher started laughing because it was a joke ..
And?
I lost it at
“DAAAAAMMNNN- no that’s loud that’s too loud”
And died the rest of the video
Same here
Me and he-man are out and *Gun compartment*
I died at the “OOOOOOOH, HE SAID SHE AIN’T GOT NO NIPPLES!”
Same
"That's not believable, it's too loud."
Kevin’s friend’s: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE SAID HE AIN’T HAVE NO NIPPLES
Mrs Green: :I what you just say?
I meant to say “ OHHHHHHHHH HE SAID SHE AIN’T HAVE NI NIPPLES
😂🤣😭☠️
lol its funny
._. .O. ._.
wow lol awesome
Plot twist.
*the teacher came to kevin hart's comedy*
Tøxic Dåwn lol
I wish
*Gacha __Things!* that would be mad if his teacher did xD
Oh that's just sad.
Mg TF
"ME AND HE-MAN ARE OUT 😭😭😭"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂👏
👏👏👏👏
Yeah that was really funny 😂
1:17 listen carefully he says
“My mom gay”
Bahah 😂
Lmfao I just realized that 😂😂
Madagascar Mapping 1:46
It does XD
Mr Ralad r/woooosh
He's hilarious...
Mom: "I told you to say two curse words, you said 76 of them"
"Me and He-Man are out!"
Yes!
Me And Carlin Are In!
🤣😂
gotta be my favorite quote
😎😎😎
The amount of times I have memorized this is unhealthy.
Hahahaha ikr me too
@MUFC what does this have to do with the comment or video? But yeah. Soccer is more popular than all of those other sports.
SAMEEEE 😂😂
Same lol
That’s weird, I usually only have to memorize things once.
"OOOOOOOHHH, HE SAID SHE AIN'T HAVE NO NIPPLEESSS"
4:14
Brilliant 😂👏🏻
rofl perfect
No matter how many times I watch this, it never gets old 😂
This is how many times I watched this
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Gracy Moreno I thought you watched it 100k times
Same tho my guy-
666 w-w
6 6 6 .
why you gotta beg for likes bruh
I've seen this 4 times just tonight and I'm still dying😂
"Shits about to go dooooown"
Its about
to
go dOwn
Saaaaameeee3
I've seen this 10 times and It still kills me
hehehe best comment
i cant breath its soo funny🤣
"You know how many times I packed the bag with a toy"
Me: I can relate
Bang bang 1017 quahhhhhhhhhhhhh
"You gonna smack me in front of my friends?!?" Hahahaha 😂 I was that emotional kid. Love this.
Bro I remembered the first time I watched this I was in tears from laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣 Anyone else?
Me
200 Subs No Videos No Videos I actually died
🙋Me
I know same🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Kevin Hart is sooo fucking funny
I was in tears as well
It so FUCKIN FUNNY
Teacher: Kevin.
Kevin: ms. Green.
Did you let your mother read the note?
Blue Ryuu Yes. I. Did.
Flareon and friends what did your mother say?
swirl banks OOOOOOOOHHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT HAVE NO NIPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOLES
Flareon and friends I got suspended I got suspended
Kevin Only Got Suspended, Not Expelled. Imagine The Akwardness When Kevin Saw Mrs Green For The Rest Of The Year 😝
Chris rock backstage on the oscars 0:47
2018 this is still lit
Gaming Hub db
Kazarveion Williams wat?
Yes
Gaming Hub ikr
Gaming Hub IKR
HOW DOES HE KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE DOING THIS????
Jayda Tucker ikr!!
Idk
Probably because its a true story lol
He laughed a little.
He’s probably said this joke thousands of times before he made it to this point of his career. Haha.
One of my core memories of high school was going to school the day after this special aired . Everyone was quoting him from the bus ride to school, in between classes, during class, and on the ride home 😂😂 core memory for me
Must’ve been awkward for the teacher when he went back to school after the suspension was over 😂
When you realize he said “She stapled the note to my chest”
Omg
100th like
Oop
Oh god he would be bleeding
I’m pretty sure it was an expression
why am i still obsesed of Kevin Hart?🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Cus he is a legend
the same reason I am!!!
Eve's Gacha he da 🐐
Cause he is fuckin hilarious 😂
SAMMMME
“not knowin what the fAcK iT iS bEcH” IM WHEEZING IN TEARS
Him : I’m going over my lines
Me : laughing so hard I was crying
Teaxher: Kevin
Me: ms green
Teacher: did you let your mother read the note
Me: yes
I
Did!
Xxskye_ maddernxX it's teacher
*LONG TITTY NO NIPPLE*
ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWNN
@@pangolinh , Having Asss Bitchhh
2 plus 2 not knowing what the fuck it is bitch!
*looks to my freinds behind me and whispers* " it's about to go down"
To mind your DAM- MOTHERF------ BUSINESS BI---
@@the_children_ *LITTLE STUPID BITCH-*
*YOU 'LIL DUMB TEACHING BI--*
*2 + 2 NOT KNOWING WHAT THE FU-- IT IS BI--*
i completed ur 385 like
Ananya Sahu, well you didn’t complete the voice acting train!
This is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life I suffer from depression and anxiety and Listening to Kevin hart has me laughing so hard I swear it’s like therapy thank you Kevin.
this aged like fine wine and it keeps aging even a finer wine
Drop a like if this video never gets old.
I love this
lala 21 Iowa state university has no idea 💡 but if I go there she can get me it she says she can talk and talk with my brother but he can talk with you on Facebook and I have a different app for a long who would you like if your phone 📱 is your number and then he says yes you do what he did and he came your on the account office lol 😂 and brother and dad have you to go home 🏡 or no brother is your dad brother and your dad or mom or your dad brother and dad you have no choice they have a little to you have you got your number and I can
Never.gets.old
NEVER gets old
Yea, I drop a like on the video but not yours
"I only told you to say 2 cuss words!"
This is how much cuss words he said
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Sees only two likes
I'm proud of this community
10 cuss words.
Dragon Fighter I am no longer proud of this community
71 lol
We need 4 more
I have watched this 1000 times and cry of laughter every time 😂😂😂
The way he cussed his teacher off got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂 could never be me lmao
"two plus two not knowing what the fuck it is bitch" LMAO!!!
frfr.😂💯
Lol
+SONIC THE Hedgehog 😂😂😂😂😂
+ERROR SANS you said 76 of em.
+ERROR SANS OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT HAVE NO NIPPLES
"HE SAID SHE AIN'T HAVE NO NIPPLES!!!" greatest line ever
😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Dom Mannion IKR!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅🙇🙇🙇😨😰💀
gr
ikr
U GONNA SMACK ME BITCH IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS U GONNA JFJFJFJVHDNSJOZ 😂😂😂😂😂
I remember watching this on repeat back in 2019😭
I remembered the first time i watched this. Laughed so hard i couldn't breath. Kevin is one of a kind 🤣
I never knew that cussing could be so funny
Trust me, it is
Giovannah Liautaud cussing is more better than stupid motherfucking kid-Friendly
666Kevin _Gamer666 I know its the fucking shit tho
Giovannah Liautaud 😂😂istgg
Giovannah Liautaud Same! 😭💙
IT'S
ABOUT
TO
GO
DOWN!
😂😂😂
DOWN XD
YEEEEEETTTTT
defaultgang leader not just down. down down my nigga
DOOWWNN
Lol, as soon as I saw this comment Kevin said it 😂
“It’s about to go DOWN!”
I wish I had Kevin in my classes I would cry of laughter everyday. 😭😭😭😭
I told you to say 2 cuss words. You said 76 of em'.
Bradley Clark LOL
Lmpo
Dis video was freaking awesome
Bradley Clark Ha lol
Bradley Clark LOL IM LAUGHING SO HARD
This man
This man..
This man is a walking, living meme, I’m telling ya
Edit: Holy shit, thanks guys this is the most likes i got!
Erza Midnight change meme to comedian
Erza Midnight cool
BAHHAAHAHAahaHAHAh!!
True true VERY VERY TRUE
Erza Midnight Yes you are correct
0:46 oh man how this has been portrayed in 2022
Kevin's funniest standup. This had me crying!!!!!
Mom: "I told you to say two cuss words you said Seventy-six of them". Me: 😂
edit: tysm for the likes!
Right
M h m, okay.
More like 82737388319276374747276174748291973737899919102993976627181837474821234682936364894302982837747381 of them :p
Not that many lol
okieee
Ikr😆🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😅🤭🤭☠💀
ITS
ABOUT
TO
GO
DOWN
I see that face on you're picture and it is about to go down
The fact your main picture and the fact it says ITS ABOUT GO DOWN makes it so much funnier🤣😂
Violet anime I
@@karimfannouss7684 what?
I could memorise this in my head the amount of time I watch this
So like. I watched this like 8 times and im STILL LAUGHING NONSTOP!
"SHIT" THEY GOT PATRICK!!
Daniel Ambrose lol
Daniel Ambrose lol
Daniel Ambrose lol
Lmao
"SHIT, THEY GOT PATRICK!"
this dude is without a doubt the funniest comedian that I have ever seen
He's in the top ten. Chapelle is much better though.
no doubt
heck yeah
Caleb Cook Dave Chapelle
Caleb Cook definetly
"I'm A Grown Little Man." Is one of his best next to this one.
3:52 my favorite part
"OOOOOOOOOH HE SAID SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPLEEEEEEEES" I am so dead XD
Wow so funny we heard it
Same I feel you
LMAOOO!!
😂
+GrandRed MSP ayeee msp 😍
One of the dislikes is from Ms. Green🤣🤣
Edit: Wow! Thank you for all these likes!
Mhm
😂😂
Yep
lol you are totally right my bruh."
708 likes
Me Looking at the video title: Okay sounds good
Me after 5 minutes:
😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
Imagine being a friend with someone then growing up to find out he’s a famous start!
Kevin Hart is a FUCKING SAVAGE!
Yaz ikr
lol
for real
hell yeah
Galaxy Yes the heck he is
2019 anybody from da future here?
Edit: OMG last time I checked I only had like. 800 which was the most I’ve had in a while! Look at this now holy cow! Thanks so much for the likes!!!!
Yo
Yo to you too.
Lmao 😂
Me
Yes in may
Bro if anyone in my class last year did this to my least favorite teacher I would be crying laughing.
OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD IM DYING OF LAUGHTER AND CRIED AT THE SAME TIME
🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😭
“All I can tell you is it’s about to go down!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*I TOLD YOU TO SAY 2 CUSS WORDS* *_YoU sAiD 76 oF tHeM😭💀_*
Wow that is a lot
Just only 74 extra curse words
never too many cuss words, Kev!!!
8985
aye its julisa 💀
i was awake for 27 hours and youtube recomended me this. problem is my lungs are throwing out but i cant stop laughing
i remember years ago i was obsessed with this video i was laughin so much i used to watch this in gacha (when i used to like gacha) and this original video. this shit still too funny
still one of his best jokes til this day
Tyra Burnett I know right?
Yeah 😂😂😂
Hands down
It’s not a joke
yes it is
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH"
"HE SAID SHE HAD NO NIPPLEEEEEES!!!"
Teacher got roasted pretty badly
Edit: Ew... This comment is old
Lol true XD
Hahahaha
Lol
Yep
Oooooooooooooooooooo
Oooooooooooooooooooo
Oooooooooooooooooooo
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This just never gets old! 🤣
watch again lol
Kevin's Mom In The Audience: THATS MY BOY!
This guy on the bus would say OH HE AINT GOT NO NIPPLES and i was like whered he get that from lol
CookiePawz omg cookie paws hi 😂
niples Bich
Oh hello
Marjorie Taylor spell better
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fu4sku,sidi jumuhx💓😪😬😬😩
“ I TOLD YOU TO SAY 2 CUSS WORDS, YOU SAID 76 OF THEM “ BEST MOM QUOTE EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: HOW THE FUCK I GOT SO MUCH LIKES......
#motheroftheyearawardgoestothismom
_-*London love Studio *-_ IKR !!!!! XDDDDD
the amount of emojis you used actually gave me several strokes. at the same time.
@@elizagachataco9801 no
_-*London love Studio *-_ I made your likes to 666 you’re evil now
Kevin Hart is too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the first time I’ve seen this comedian and dear god I love him already.
BEST THING EVER!!!!
PiperTheDemon/Angel/Wolf &Lapis Lazuli this was mad more than 5 years ago
Rose Lilly Daniels I know it was
Fish
True
Omg I really really really love this
Imagine if you have parents that don’t get mad when you cuss 😂
my parents dont get mad when i cuss
Rita Bryant What a dream lol
i have those types of parents!
Neurtalized wtf-
Student Mehar Kamdar wtf same 🤣
I’m 65….an old lady by most standards, and there are only a handful of comedians whose work makes me laugh so hard, I feel like I’m high…giddy, weepy, and irrationally happy, and Mr. Hart is one of that group! those happy. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard since I bought Eddie Murphy’s album, “Raw!” I enjoy him so much, that no matter how damn old I am, I’m going! Keep your fingers crossed that it’s soon, because let’s face it, I don’t have a lot of “good” years left! The truth is, laughter IS the best medicine and shared comedy is the best way to connect with each other! 💞🖖🏻🍻😂🥂
This would never get old 🤣🤣🤣
*Kevin Hart has left the chat...* *looks behind friends* me: Its about to go down...
This has became a full on meme in my school 😂🖤
Same
Same
Same
NO NIPPLES HAVIN ASS
@@fohskiiislit3171 bitch
"Kevin, if I have to tell you again, I'm gonna' smack the shit out you!" 🤣🤣🤣
I need this as my ringtone
"I told you to say two cuss words you said 76" I'm dying 😅😅😅
Unknown_Barcode lol
Kevin's teeth are brighter than that teacher's future 😂
😂😂😂😂
Hahaha true
OOOOOOOOOOO XD
Thats not saying much 😂😂😂
OHHHHHHHH
THIS WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FRIKING FUNNY I WAS CRYING AT THE SAME TIME BUT NOT TO LIE I WOULD SAY THAT THAT WOULD BE ME!
The story about his daughter cussing will never fail to make me laugh
Who’s watching in 2020... Nearly a decade ago this was made...😭😭
Yeah
It's fucking great! 😂
Gotta find something to laugh about in 2020!
Yeh
I’m in 2021
Watching this while drinking water. Bad idea.
KNK ISMYMEDICINE I was drinking milk...
Don't drink lemonade either o lord that's BAD
Or sprite
Yep
Or milk
I'm still watching this and its 2020! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
This is Kevin Hart's best bit of ALL his standup. Story, Build Up, Narration, Body language, Timing, all perfect in this one bit!
I saw his comedy movie: "Let Me Explain" in theaters in 2011. The movie was SUPER hilarious!!! I laughed so hard that I ended up CRYING!!! Great times!!!
Jamal Sampson I know
Jamal Sampson Nobody Askef
Jamal Sampson Nobody Cares*
What is this sepcial's name??.....i thought i have seen all kevin's specials but apparently noy
Abraham Yigzaw seriously funny
I doubt i'm the only person who knows this word for word 😂😂😂😂❗
tenisha bristol I did and I’m proud XD
I do
IK EVEY SING WORD
IVE MEMORIZED EVERY STINCKIN' WORD!
Ik every single word
Can't stop hearing snowball's voice from the secret life of pets
0:47 Chris rock
3:46 This was the first "I'm about to end this man's whole career" moment lmao.
Hi yt is that a t
who hear in 2018 still make me laugh😂😂😂
Meh
Me!
Armoni Jones meh
Me
🙋🏻♂️
I was dying of laughter and my family was looking at me weird
This is one of my favorites, it never gets old. 😂😂😂😂
Hi Latoya, how are you doing at this peaceful moment ? Just taking some timeout to extend my love and appreciation to my constant loving fan. I really do appreciate your likes and comments on my post, thanks for your kind and caring act and I hope you don’t stop supporting me. How long have you been my fan and have you ever attend my concert ?