Are All People In California Completely Clueless?
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- Are people so gullible today that they'll fall for the old "Selling the Brooklyn Bridge" bit? Media analyst Mark Dice hit the boardwalk to find out.
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Order ur shirts the next size up... they shrink if you dont know how to do laundry correctly
Not the only ones. More of the uneducated followers of Shapiro are calling Christians as evil. Along with the daily wire calling certain types of conservatives as "fake conservatives" (isn't that the cast of the daily wire to begin with?) :P
Always fun videos.
The morons in California are the ones that don’t have a plan for getting out.
Haaaaa.
You just sold them the Brooklyn bridge 🤣
I want to laugh but ....
This is why California needs 30 fewer seats in government
I don't talk politics with my neighbors. I vote with an R. I live in California - self preservation.
I believe they will lose a few seats after the last census.
They lost a Congressional seat since 1850 which was their statehood!!
@@michaelofsc4143 They lost one seat. First time since statehood actually.
@@jake10cool wise move lucy . ( it must be like invasion of the body snachers ) 70s Donald Sutherland
These people are so open-minded that their brains have fallen out.
😂🤣🤣😂
who said they had any brains
🤣🤣exactly
Basil Fawlty: Is this a piece of your brain?
😂👍
I believe Saul Alinsky called them, "Useful Idiots"......so appropriate.
It may have started with Lenin. Certainly the Dems are now in thrall to Marxism. Mid-terms offer possibly last chance for national salvation.
@@timchapman5567 sad to say, but the elections are so rigged it really doesn't matter who wins. The Democrats might cheat again, or they may make a deal with Romney like Republicans to trade the house and senate.
Stalin.
...or useless eaters...
I would have to disagree. Most of them are in no way useful.
Voter ID should include a mandatory IQ test.
A head x-ray to check that they have a brain inside their skull should be mandatory also.
IQ doesn't actually mean anything. Its just there to make people feel better if you get above average iq and everyone gets the same then it's just average. What should be mandatory is you gotta name all the amendments
They had one along time ago. Pretty sure way before my grandfather step foot in USA though. They said something about it be racist to prove your iq. Then I heard recently race and iq are not related. I'm not sure what the situation is anymore....
That's what the jab's for.
@@aarongonzalez4458
Having IQ above average helps making better decisions 👍
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Some scary shit!!
Scary!
Awesome quote
_A person is smart_
_People are dumb, panicky animals, and you know it_
And there we have the Biden voters...
It is hard to imagine how these people even manage to velcro their shoes in the morning
😂😂😂😂😂
The government helps them do it.
Dayum....lol! 🤣💪🏾🤪😜👍🏾😂
They should be deprived of food.
Oh, that's why 'they' wear "slippers", hmm?!?
My favorite is still “Trumps kids killing a triceratops.”
No doubt that was one of the best.
I used it when my leftist classmates still followed me
Yes, that was the best.
that one was absolutely the best.....donald jr and eric vs the tricertops.....on safari in africa. california is ranked 48th in average IQ.
For sure, that was up there with the bar of chocolate or the bar of silver classic.
I’m a native Californian and it’s torture living with these nutcases 😂🤦🏼♀️
It's tough.
I feel your pain 🇺🇸👍🏼🇺🇸
Native Californian also, the corruption is disgusting, not that it wasn’t corrupt before, it just seems so in your face corrupt!
Remember that these people look at the "fly over states" as a bunch of idiots.
Yup! Me too.
These people are the reason why we're being steamrolled so easily.
Absolutely, The trouble is there is more of them than there is people with anything between their ears. Aaand its getting worse with every day that pass's on the border.
critical thinking hasn't been taught in decades.
This is the goal. They are winning
Remember: These people can vote. They can also drive cars. And they could wind up serving on your jury. You can thank bad parenting and the public school teachers union for this.
Don't forget about having kids too
That's true in some cases,but the kids are so brainwashed some parents just can't wait til the kids are 18.
You should have to be a land owner or serve in the military to vote.
They can be late term aborted too by their non biological parents
School Unions all the way. They have been dumbing down our society for Generations (bought off by Rockerfeller, Rothschild, CABAL). I remember a traumatic event I had in school almost 50yrs ago. Sent me home crying.
I was in grade 4 and my teacher said that Southern Ontario would have Florida's climate in 15-20yrs ( WELL we just had our coldest Winter in 30yrs), & I would not live to be my fathers age, because in 40-50yrs the Earth would be too hot,& everyone would be dead or living underground.
When my Dad asked what was the matter. I told him what my teacher said and he laughed. I was very confused, he told me the teachers told him that when he was in school.
That is how I know that Global warming/Climate Change ( notice how they flip the narrative every 50yrs or so) is a bunch of BULLSHIT !!
Only thing controlling our climate is our Sun.
and most of these people had a strong opinion about orange man yet they have ZERO clues of what is real vs. fiction.
They think they are intellectually superior to us. When in reality these leftists are sooo damn dumb!
Mexican-Americans inSh!tholeLosAngeles for Trump& the WALL!
TheDEMONdnc R@PE Taxpayers, Business & America!
Sadly true
They are lost and live in total fiction I guess, but thank god for people like Mark getting out there with them face to face to get their thinking caps on.
Mark's stone cold straight face combined with the background music is gold.
His vaccine mandate petition video is super gold. Dont know how he kept a straight face, managed to come up w/things to say but also hold it together not to want to unload on people who said awful things & are completely ignorant. Not to mention hypocritical.
I don’t know how he doesn’t crack up !
A tragedy..
Gold.
I don't like the background noise..
Just go straight to asking questions like “Gov Cuomo is selling the Brooklyn bridge to martians”… They won’t blink.
Totally yeah it’s a good idea because um like the martians made it possible to be like there like
EXACTLY!!
Omg...we're doomed
@@tonizamora8695 Thats how they snuck a Spud into office.
Take that first woman's camera, and see how her attitude "its just stuff" stands up....
Oh Calm Down! It's just California!
All of these people that “don’t pay attention to politics” probably have plenty to say about why they hated President Trump. Imagine if they actually understood his policies and what he was doing for the country.
If all they watch is propaganda tv , they are brainwashed….
They don’t care about policies. They only go by feelings. Orange man racist because tv said so
📺 programming works
That sir is the crux of the problem. These adult kids have an opinion on everything, even if the information that is given is completely ludacrous; i.e. naming a park bench after John F. Kennedy after being assassinated by John Wilkes Booth last week. 🙄
But that last guy got Mark in the end. I'll bet you he didn't vote for Biden. He is obviously too intelligent for that even if he doesn't actively follow politics. He has demonstrated he can smell a rat and that is a very valuable survival trait.
And this is why we should have voting eligibility requirements.
I agree! If we can require hairdressers to be licensed, we can require voters to be. Just like drivers licenses... Voting licenses!
25 year old male property owners?
Universal suffrage is wrong you used to have to own property to vote and be male. It should go back to how the founding fathers had it.
@@yidiandianpang understand civics, know what socialism, communism, fascism, monarchy, democracy, feudalism, and a republic are so politicians can't bs you everytime they call someone a fascist, economics also needs to be a necessary thing, people need to understand how things work not just asking for money and hope things work while others do nothing. People should know what they are asking for.
Nobody should have the right over another. Voting and government is a scam day 1
This is scary. They don’t even know when they are being ridiculed.
Some - _some_ - of ‘em have a certain light in their eyes, like ‘I _think_ this might be bogus but I’m not sure . . . but I also want to seem like I’m smart on camera’.
*Teeth-clenchingly frustrating that these people get to vote.*
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
I’d wager the majority of them don’t
YES
@@t.baggins4154 Only by absentee ballot 😉
And you know who they voted for - sad
Im really glad he's doing on the street interviews again.
Yay!!!
It's been too long.
Yes, more!
Me too! They're the best 😀
Same, I've been wishing he would start doing them again for years now.
The Babylon Bee would be impressed by this.
Might be where he got the idea from. Lol
It's probably where they get their headlines
Mark needs to start submitting content
This is old school Mark Dice. He's been doing this for years. Long before the Bee ever existed.
They wouldnt have to change a thing.
I think I’ll go to California and play the coin flipping game of “heads I win, tails you lose”. I’ll be a millionaire in no time.
The way they always nod like they know what he's talking about is so funny.
Seems like they are confident in being ignorant..
@Googlag Inmate #666 🤪🤣😊🤗👍🤣
And then he is nodding back with understanding, while they blubber out their incoherent thougts
@Googlag Inmate #666 - this is funny. We need to realize that we all are prone to falling for it though. That's why we need to learn HOW to think instead of just WHAT to think. Question everything.
@@andreynb most liberals are incredibly confident in being ignorant.
Yep. Our “education” system really has failed Americans.
INTENTIONALLY
That's an understatement for sure. It's just sad to see so many fools. Feels like we are in the twilight zone lately.
Most these people went to 'college' let's not forget that...lol🤡
It didn't fail, worked as it was supposed to.. no child left behind to become an idiot
@@jakeatkinson901 understatement of the year 💯%
It’s funny that first woman gets to live that carefree life because of the freedoms uniquely provided by America. But she is so free she doesn’t even recognize that. Aw the domesticated American, Like an ungrateful house cat.
Yep
exactly
She’s full of shit she says she doesn’t care about stuff and ownership..mark should have said ok give me your camera and then watch her face
Hey, my cats are not ungrateful!
@@djjuno106 I'd ask for her car, house and life savings...Hey lady it's just stuff right?
"I don't care, just take it." Okay, we'll see if you're still saying that one your house is robbed or identity is stolen.
I'm just 🤦🤦🤦🤦
They probably invite some strager IN em
I wonder if she’ll agree if her food was being taken from her?
Plenty of room for everybody? Once they enter her house she will be singing a different tune for sure.
00:47 And when the sex offenders march on in through her open borders to her open home, it's not rape, it's just undocumented friction.
@Jenny Melo Yes everything is fine until it happens to them lol.
@@Thunder_Lightning_and_Fury Yes ha ha ha
I wish Mark would have asked for her camera right then and there and taking all of her stuff.... Hhaha
@@RayGrau Ha Ha no he should have just asked for a donation and you should have seen the chappy excuses she would come up with.
Leftists: "We like Communism but hate China; because China is not Communist."
Americans: "A sucker is born every minute."
Pt Barnum would be proud... lib's prove his point daily.
A think suckers are being born every SECOND and this seems to have started in the 2000s. Maybe there is more in those "clouds" they've been spraying than we first realized???
Well the prc got rid of the "communist economics", so they actually DID take notes from history. And looking at it today, china is more fascist than communist. Personally, it's just different framing for the same bullshit.
Real Communism hasn't been tried in China!
China is the leading Communist country and these idiots think it’s racist to tell the truth
The average IQ of America would jump 50 points if California fell into the ocean.
It would jump 100 points if NYC could do likewise.
Not just Cali...the whole Pacific coast...dont forget Oregon and Washington r stuffed to the gills with moronic worthless scumbag idiots
The coastline anyway.
Well that's plain mean! What about all of the wildlife? 😂
We ARE working on that! Have you seen some of the new resonance devices Tesla afficianados have been working on? Research the TESLA OSCILLATOR. A few of them along the fault line... all synced up at the same time.... and it's bed time for Bonzo! I'm thinking most of them wouldn't even realize it happened.
“Are all people in California complete morons”? YES. 😹
That's not fair to say some of us are extremely intelligent we know that our voting system has been rigged for years
No, not ALL!
@@maryanngames9353 144 people disagree so far. 😹
No lol.
@@lulukt2101 I lived in California for 38 years when it was still nice. Beautiful state, horrible people, horrible traffic , horrible prices on everything!
Judging by Mark's body language, it looks like he is doing his very best to keep it together and stop himself from bursting out laughing.
It's impressive
Mark is had a lot of practice at it
Almost lost it at China buying up the bridge steel to recycle it.
@Mandark Astronomonov ~ that was exactly what I was thinking too and it made it that much funnier. I admire that ability in others because I have never been able and will never been able to keep a straight face for things even less funny than what Mark is doing, but if I tried to do what he's doing I wouldn't even be able to get the whole thing out without losing it. I might could get out the first few words but as soon as I got to "sell the brooklyn bridge" I wouldn't get past the words "sell the......" before I dissolved into unintelligible noises, giggles, and probably some snorting would escape.
This is my favorite type of content he produces.
The first lady is basically like.. "I'm a total idiot, so I gave up trying to be smart a long time ago."
A very long time ago she just stop caring about anything including herself!
@@JJ-eo3bs including her waistline.
But her fashion sense made the cover of Vogue. C'mon man! 🤣🤣🤣
😆
Many Californians have that same kind of mental laziness. That's why there are so many crazy, radicalised leftists here. They just go along with whatever MSM programs into them.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin
Even though he was a lib himself,he was a very smart man ,and funny as hell.!!!
Carlin was a prophet not a comedian. Same as Bill Hicks.
Two greats.
Im beginning to think eugenics wasnt a bad idea.
Id always laugh at George Carlins jokes and this one was a smart one id always remember and end up dreading the reality of the joke later...
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that."
George Carlin
When the state falls into the Pacific they won’t even notice!
They said ignorance is bliss. That should be "ignorance is mandatory, for liberals".
It's just a matter of, if they weren't ignorant/stupid, then they would be conservative.
However, in their defense, not all liberals/leftist are ignorant/stupid, they're corrupt and belong to the DNC.
This was one blissful video. 🤣
@@frankrigelwoodsr.1184 Winston Churchill was supposed to have said something like: "To be young and not liberal is to not have a heart, but to grow up and not be Conservative is to not have a brain". I don't know about the first part, but the second part is true.
@@Thane36425 actually if you have brains you become a National Socialist
What is inherent does not need to be mandatory, child.
The California Dumbing down program was a complete success.
Okay buddy, I’m sure whatever state you’re in is full of brilliance. Dumb people everywhere
@@Slayer90ify Yes there are dummies everywhere but Cali. has a government hellbent on removing everything that made America great from people's minds. and it shows. my state is a bible belt state and we know more so to reject this. amen.
😔
It’s easy to find stupid people everywhere if you’re looking. California has no monopoly on stupidity. He’s in Venice Beach which is known for being full of freaks and homeless people. It’s summer and half the people aren’t even from California to begin with. Comments such as yours are as stupid as the people that are being interviewed.
@@Slayer90ify lol I think you're really butt hurt because its true.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
Both are expanding.
😆 🤣 😂
Something else that feels very infinite is the number of misattributed Einstein quotes. Did Einstein actually say that? Probably not. The author who claims Einstein said that to him (Frederick S. Perls) first attributed it to "a great astronomer". Then he attributed it to Einstein, but phrased it differently. Then, he attributed it to Einstein again. Should this author be believed? Well, the quote (or something extremely similar) appeared in a lot of books in the early and mid 1900's, written by several different people. So, I suppose it is possible that Perls heard it from an astronomer first, then Einstein later. I doubt it, though. Einstein never believed the universe to be infinite. He even believed, for a long time, that the universe was completely static.
So- Cool quote, but attributing it to Einstein seems a bit odd.
E=MC2.......Einstein Married his Cousin,Twice.Facts,sumpn’ a lot of those subvert.
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln
Remember that song from the seventies,"There are no brains in southern California".
"I Don't lock my house or my car, if they want it they can have it"
Well........ I'm sure someone is taking notes.
Is that what she was saying. I didnt understand "im not a house locker or car locker"
@@TheZigzach She means she doesn't lock her house or car therefore if someone wants it...
🙄
I was waiting for Mark to say "that's a nice camera, I don't have one.. can I have it?"
Just to test her "no possession" bs.
She doesn't have a car or house. Probably lives with someone or stays at a homeless shelter. Even people with crappy cars & homes lock them. Or well you won't have a home or car anymore... just how we don't have a country anymore that belongs to us.
She probably lives in a tent city.
"Life is hard, even harder when you're stupid". John Wayne.
@@olliee1919 stupid is, is stupid does...Lefties to a T! faaark people are so stupid...Tom MacDonald 😃
Most of them smoke marijuana and are just pure lowlifes
People are being slowly walked to the slaughter house.
This point I think I deserve it f it.
Soylent Green, here we come!!!
Many are sprinting to the slaughter house.
Yes
@@stevebengel1346
"The Scoops Are On The Way!
"The Scoops Are On The Way!"
Some people are afraid to say anything against blm.
And lgbtq
The shirtless kid who said, “I’ll need to read about it first, I’m not sure I believe the story.” One of the last thinkers in California.
Like someone else wrote, he’s a conservative, but he doesn’t know it, because he lives in California lol.
Yeah he was approaching right think. Nearly there. The last thinker in California.
I was glad to see that he found ONE intelligent person.
@@pommiebears Or maybe he is a conservative in Cali. California has conservatives. Just a lot fewer.
I was thinking the same thing lol
When the first woman said she was raised to believe that if “someone wanted something you should just give it to them” Mark should have said he wanted her camera! Lol
I have a strong feeling that was mommy's way of telling her that her weekly new boyfriends doing vile things to her as a child was ok.
What, putting out doesn't get you true love?
He should have just took it along with her wallet.
Theres plenty of room for everyone? I can barely make a right turn now, and there is no housing.
Thats a good one !
"I'm not a door locker..."
Robbers/rapists/murders: "Cool, so what's your address? 😁😎😈"
No address. She lives in a tent city.
Well, robbers and murderers anyway...... amiright?
Rapists have standards
That's funny...
IKR? Duh.
this would be comical, if it wasn't so sad.....Good Lord, forgive us.
The sad music in the background has never been more appropriate.
This is so sad people are really this stupid
It’s the same pianist from “Eyes Wide Shut”...
HE NEEDS ,BENNY HILLS YACKETY SAX
They don't care about selling anything to anyone... They've already sold their souls.
To Satan
The first girl who said "I don't lock anything up, if you want it, you can have it" should've given her address
Wait until her twinkies run low.
I'm gonna make a wild assumption and say she lives in filth so nobody wants her atuff.
He should have asked then taken her camera!
That first woman has the IQ of a spoon.
Please say there are at least a couple of Californians that said, "cool, sell them some ocean front property in Arizona, too"?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more Californians happy?
They have aids
Because they live in tents.
A lack of an IQ makes an angry society
Damn good question Kiddoo
IKR 🤣😂🤘
_”I don’t know anything about New York, I’m from Connecticut!”_
I about died when he said that! I thought he was going to say California, he's literally a state sharing a border with NY
I literally just sprayed coffee everywhere 🤣
Seriously ! The Southwest part of the State is a bedroom community for commuters into NYC .
That was rather ironic. Conn. is essentially a suburb of NYC.
If someone told me that Governor Cuomo was "talking" about selling the Brooklyn Bridge, I'd believe that.
And Hunter was involved i would really believe it!
When he said Cuomo! I'm out lol
I just wouldn't believe someone would want it.
The awake ones did accept it, not putting past anything the far left during their sickening sell-out of the United States.
Californians are destroying Idaho... Let's Go Brandon
What a sad way to live… children today are going to suffer tomorrow.
Democrats and libtards don’t give a shlt about children.
No, they'll see it as the norm
Amazin
Forty years, I was tourist at that time, we talked about immigrating, was asked where I would go, I said California. They laughed at me and told me they all are crazy people there. Now, 40 years later, I know what it meant.
"An informed and educated opinion."
"Yeah exactly!"
Mark Dice is a genius
Comparatively speaking, yes.
@@avaangel433 that’s a big word for a Mark fan
@@FREDCOMICS note my first word.
I have lived the last 10 years in California. 95% of the "people" there are gone. No lightbulb.
Nice to see Mark out of his kitchen and back out there exposing Cali’s idiot population to the rest of us
California is a red state thease days doesn't that tell you they have improved compared to the Obama years? You can't go by a minority group but we do need to remove bad actors in power for being complicit in fake news information and voter fraud thease fucks make everything appear worse than it is
Time to increase the voting age, kids are in their 20s now.
It’s 21 to smoke, drink, buy a gun. We need to add voting to that list.
Only taxpaying citizens. They are not supporting the country at all.
@@stuckgrenadepin.225 Don't have to be 21 to buy a gun.
After the video I truly believe that the voting age should be increased 50 and over...out of all the interviews only 2 persons gave a good answer...
They have been made stupid by design. Why would they increase the voting age when making them stupid was always the plan?
Mark should be wearing a "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt.
They still wouldn't get it...
I am interested in meeting the first woman speaker.
Anyone have her address of her unlocked car or house ?
😂😂😂😂😂
@@cody481 I basically interpreted her statements as an invitation, and I am hungry for fridge snacks. And if that shit isn't organic I am marching right upstairs and taking a TV for my troubles. But also the snacks too.
roger fench BAHAHAHAHAHA
@imanamericanredneckhillbyinbreed! Who cares what you think?
Mark should have taken that lady's camera and said, "You don't mind if I just have this right? You don't care. It's just stuff."
Californians: "I don't do politics."
Also Californians: "Trump is a detriment to democracy!"
Factually correct statement
And when they say Democracy, they mean corporate democracy not Republic. No one ever signed on to the corporate democracy, it was imposed on us.
People that do the "also..." ruin their funny quotes. Either do one quote or have an opposing dialogue.
Don't impose your prefered method of communication on me. You must be one of the Californians of which I speak.
Coming from someone who likes walking through human crap! "Your statement about Trump carries little weight."
That second guy didn't seem like a liberal, he wasn't informed, but you could tell that he was choosing his words carefully...
He might not have been articulate and appears uninformed on current events but isn’t completely dishonest, like liberals
California needs to change its name to the "Idiocracy"state! The woman who said let them all in, send them straight to her house and let her be economically responsible for taking care of them.
She was so full of shit. She doesn't care if people steal her stuff?
If the government stopped all welfare we would only get people wanting to come in and provide for themselves. I bet that would stop a lot of people from coming here.
Werent youre greater grandparents etc also not immigrants?
Gov. Camacho would turn that place around with some Brando...it has electrolytes
Scary scary people just don’t care about anything anymore! No integrity, no scruples it’s very sad times in our country!
"Plenty of room for everybody" except she takes up half of it.
No! She takes as much as the democraps takes
I'm quite happy to give her a personal bubble four times lager than normal just in case that ugly rubs off!
LMFAO
Al Bundy is proud of you. Ha ha ha!
And guarantee you she a spacious house... With locks on the doors, windows, garage, car doors locked, etc etc and if I decide I want to take a nap in her bedroom, after I use her shower and throw on some of her clothes or perfume, then take her whip for a spin, lol, she'd have a big issue with it. These people are really the ones that talk out their arse lol!
“A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls.”
Eww
Wax on wax off
Most of the so called males(soy boys) in California don't seem to have any.... balls that is.
Mark Dice is the exception of course.
Lol
All that crud under the fingernail. Lovely. Remember to sniff it.
They elected Newsome, Pelosi and Waters. I rest my case.
Someone needs to test the drinking water there. Its probably the highest toxicity in the country 🤣🤣🤡
Exactly
Full of sodium flouride. Their pineal glands have been calcified.
When I was a young man “Selling the Brooklyn Bridge” was a phrase that was used to disparage a persons intellect. Now, people take it as a serious proposition.
I never heard that phrase, where you from brother?
@@stormcrow7698 Are you for real? It's an old joke. The fact that people don't know this as an idiomatic expression means they are unread morons. This old joke has been around as much as your mom.
@@austntexan easy dude! I realize it's a joke you fuck stick. I'm 39 and own my own business. I guess the real men around here just didn't say stupid shit like that.
@@stormcrow7698
Michigan, and I’m older than dirt. Another old phrase.
More to your point, Google George C Parker. He was a 19th Century con artist that actually “sold” the Brooklyn Bridge to people gullible enough to believe they could get a clear title to a public asset.
@@stroys7061 older than dirt and tough as nails. Yeah I'm versed in many old sayings, hell I'm from north BAMA. Just we or the old timers here never gave a damn about the brooklyn bridge. Or really anything to do with that shit hole.
Tell that first woman who believes "anyone who wants something they can just have it" that you want her camera, and then take it from her. Surely she will say "You're welcome," right??
She'd have to in order to not be a hypocrite...because we all know for a fact that no democrat is a hypocrite...🤣
Sorry, couldn't get that out with a straight face....
She looks like karen to me or maybe she is a member of antifa
That was my first thought as well! Hey, share the wealth, right?
Let's see if she would give up her bed and tv and computer and phone and fridge I mean I could go on but at some point she will go hey I payed for that
The man who got 81.2 million "votes" is going to Pennsylvania to fight an election audit. EL OH EL.
😂😬🥴
Because he's not Joseph Biden, he's "Joseph Stealin' " He wouldn't do that if he legitimately won the election.
Oh! You mean former VP Joe Xiden! 🤣😃😄😅😅
@@weallsobad7320 Joetato
You ain’t black
That's par for the Potato.
These videos are absolutely terrifying
An IQ test should be a requirement to vote.
-vote- *BREED*
Except an IQ test would be a racist policy toward blacks according to the left.
the scariest part is how sure of themselves they are. Complete idiocy.
That's Californians in a nutshell. They believe themselves to be highly intelligent because...well, they're Californians! Of course they are!
These people just blindly believe what ever you tell them is happening.
Once upon a time I wondered how some people believe in some shit. These days I am aware you can convince the sheep of anything, ANYTHING🤦🏻♂️. Not taught how to think just Like mindless sheep🤡
I`ve been trying to sale California for years but nobody wants it.
@@garymartin1040 … China will take it for pennies on the dollar, once Newscum and his morons are done with completely ruining it.
They are sheeple, they just follow whatever the new trend is.
This is the result of not educating your citizens. 🤦🏻♂️
There are decades of educators that should be embarrassed for themselves. LOOK at what you’ve done!
"In some parts of America, I honestly believe some people have started mating with vegetables" - Jeremy Clarkson
Guess where.
For ages.....
LMFAO
Identifying as head's of lettuce .
@@durmasmurdok9765 😂😂
"If you believe that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell to you”.
- George C. Parker.
Oh is that where the joke came from? I never heard it before. it just sounds like a mad lib to me lol
@@pineappleparty1624 yes ! He's playing the joke in real time.
“And if you buy that I’ll throw the Golden Gate in free”
I don't believe that but is that bridge still available?
We have a bridge here in London we can sell you !
Can't fix stupid. Good job holding back the laughter Mark.
Stupid CAN be fixed.
It's fixed with a semi-jacketed hollow point.
@@Medvetz63
Nothing a little Napalm and a .50 cal can’t fix.
My heart is breaking for my beloved country. 💔💔💔🇺🇸
Fear Not! A possibility of these people reproducing is very low.
And The South lives still with her culture and heritage! The Lord's South (aka the Real America) will always welcome you with a hospitality only true Southerners can provide!
We've defended ourselves, our culture and our heritage for nearly 300 years, and will defend The South for another 300, Lord Willing!
Dice would get a better response if he interviewed those pigeons behind him.
Or cubans
At least they'd move and stay away from Mark, displaying considerably more intelligence than the people who stop to be interviewed.
All the pigeons would talk about is a "coup".
instead of the pigeons he is talking to.
"Are Californians morons?"
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
God yes!
"Hunter biden is involved in the sale" LOL 🤣
Everyone got their head in the sand. So true.
These people vote. We're so screwed, just a bunch of Young Turks viewers.
huh? Only one person is open to the idea
They also follow the lemon like he’s a cult leader.
The importance of the electoral college can't be overstated
That was rough to watch, if anyone wonders about the fall of America, they should just watch this video to understand it immediately.
How tf do you even sell a bridge? ......lol.
All these type videos are hard to watch, especially the ones that feature college students. I'm 66 so I have an advantage over younger people, but for God sake questions like ' who won the civil war ' and ' why do we celebrate the 4th of July '? I don't know where the country is headed.
@@devinvez3869 if memory serves the British sold old London bridge to an American millionaire. But it was made of stone and was shipped over peace by piece. . There was an old nursery rhyme ( london brigge is falling down ) people atill use the tine on door bells. They rebuilt it in steal and concrete
I saw a similar video for memorial day people on a beach didn't know what the holiday was for , odd im not even American i knew .
Tell them they’re going to Chinese re-education camp to learn Chinese.
Here’s an answer someone would say: “Oh yeah, I think that’s a great idea. It’s important to learn other cultures. Can’t wait :)”
"So you're saying I'm getting a free trip to China? When do we leave?"
-California liberals
@@289cobra9 That would be great actually, and for every one of them the US should naturalize 5 Taiwanese people who value freedom.
Please pray for California 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
I missed watching Jay Leno's "JayWalking" and I'm ecstatic to see Mark Dice brought it back with his new and improved version.
If I'm not mistaken Mark did it first from my understanding!!!
Dice has been doing this for close to a decade. This isnt new for him this is how he started out
@@rolandkennedy80 and this is his Strong Point. I love these videos
@@dcents5458 I've yet to see a weak point in Mark.
The feeling is mutual.
"I was born in a way where is somebody else wants it, they can just have it."
Well then, hand over that camera, toots.
If I was Mark, I would've called her out on that and started asking her for her stuff.
People like that are exasperating. If you haven’t encountered one in your everyday life you are missing out.
I just realized I haven’t heard “toots” in years. My grandparents used to say it alot growing up.
Ya, bet she'd feel differently if they stole her refrigerator.
same dumb way she gave her freedoms away without a thought in her silly head....common.
As a fellow Californian, it’s getting tough to defend. We have good weather…
That's about it. That's the draw for people who can't survive anywhere east of California. Example Venice beach and Berkeley students
❤️
The supply of hot air never runs out.
All kidding aside, when did things get so bad out there? I see a real turning point for California after Anton LaVey and Michael Aquino founded the church of Satan. Californians should have burned IT and HIM down on the spot. It was right after that the Manson murders took place, MLK was killed and then Bobby. That was one EVIL dude that led a LOT of EVIL people. Imagine if Bobby and Martin had lived. The world would have been an entirely different place.
Not all us Calis stupid is-didid 🙃
The first dummy, after the first sentence she said, you should have gone: "Oh really? I like your camera, I'll take it, ok?"
“If someone just wants something they can have it” … bet she’d feel differently if someone just came to her house and wanted all her stuff
I know right! Lol
She doesn't own a house. Ba dum tss.
That thing whatever it is is the reason America is fucked up.
Maybe she lives in a box? I don't know how people can think like that either.
Nobody is getting her food......
Now you know how Pelosi and Newsome got to where they're at.
And maxine Waters
Also, how they stay in office.
That joke is older than these people's great grandparents and it still went right over their uninformed heads.
Correct! I blame the parents of these young ones. I'm an old f*** and I use the verbiage of my elders to my young ones with a balance of keeping with the times to be able to talk with them. My point I guess is good old jokes, Led Zeppelin, idiomatic expressions, are getting lost because parents aren't really talking with their children.
This makes me weep for the mentality of some Americans 🙈
This is why Newsom was elected.
I see that.
I don't think so I think the voting systems been rigged for quite some time in California was the state they used to see if they could get away with it
@@elizabethhd7430
I'm sure you're right, it makes sense.
@@elizabethhd7430 i agree, and rampant apathy makes it so easy for them to get away with it.
Lol
"A lot of people have their head in the sand." 🤣
I think these folks have been eating that sand as well. I really should start my own McDummy Burger franchise. I know where I could get tons of free "meat" for the Burgers!
If by sand you mean up their ass. I agree
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And we love you too...don't think we don't! 🇺🇸✌💯 TRUMP 2024
@Uncle Ted most of those people are not Mexicans, but come from other countries like Guatemala, and just travel through Mexico to get to the US.
@Uncle Ted yes señor . the same way ur hating , much will hate. im loving & lots love 2. ur opinion is urs & only urs. Mex family & 50% of us ❤ Mark/Trump
@@muddboggin1014 thanks 👍 . heading to Mexico just know , coming back in 6hr
We R bless by legal way for documents & took us 10yrs to get it done the right way , 3rd gen in America. ❤🇺🇸⚾
@Uncle Ted i don't think he's talking about Mexican illegal immigrants. And yes, most of these people flowing over our border are from other countries like Guatemala, Venezuela, Honduras, not Mexico.