Are All People In California Completely Clueless?

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  • Are people so gullible today that they'll fall for the old "Selling the Brooklyn Bridge" bit? Media analyst Mark Dice hit the boardwalk to find out.
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  • @MarkDice
    @MarkDice  3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

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    • @RandomGuy33369
      @RandomGuy33369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Order ur shirts the next size up... they shrink if you dont know how to do laundry correctly

    • @StylesEste
      @StylesEste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not the only ones. More of the uneducated followers of Shapiro are calling Christians as evil. Along with the daily wire calling certain types of conservatives as "fake conservatives" (isn't that the cast of the daily wire to begin with?) :P
      Always fun videos.

    • @warlockcommandcenter
      @warlockcommandcenter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The morons in California are the ones that don’t have a plan for getting out.

    • @thenewyorkredneck4735
      @thenewyorkredneck4735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haaaaa.
      You just sold them the Brooklyn bridge 🤣

    • @nitad4203
      @nitad4203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want to laugh but ....

  • @Phantomplasma430
    @Phantomplasma430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    This is why California needs 30 fewer seats in government

    • @jake10cool
      @jake10cool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't talk politics with my neighbors. I vote with an R. I live in California - self preservation.

    • @michaelofsc4143
      @michaelofsc4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I believe they will lose a few seats after the last census.

    • @Bloodylaser
      @Bloodylaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They lost a Congressional seat since 1850 which was their statehood!!

    • @Bloodylaser
      @Bloodylaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelofsc4143 They lost one seat. First time since statehood actually.

    • @shanenolan8252
      @shanenolan8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jake10cool wise move lucy . ( it must be like invasion of the body snachers ) 70s Donald Sutherland

  • @joel5644
    @joel5644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2602

    These people are so open-minded that their brains have fallen out.

  • @oldschool9932
    @oldschool9932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    I believe Saul Alinsky called them, "Useful Idiots"......so appropriate.

    • @timchapman5567
      @timchapman5567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It may have started with Lenin. Certainly the Dems are now in thrall to Marxism. Mid-terms offer possibly last chance for national salvation.

    • @insaneweasel1
      @insaneweasel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@timchapman5567 sad to say, but the elections are so rigged it really doesn't matter who wins. The Democrats might cheat again, or they may make a deal with Romney like Republicans to trade the house and senate.

    • @spencerfrankclayton4348
      @spencerfrankclayton4348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stalin.

    • @miselpehar5627
      @miselpehar5627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...or useless eaters...

    • @Dean4511
      @Dean4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have to disagree. Most of them are in no way useful.

  • @apriori8413
    @apriori8413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Voter ID should include a mandatory IQ test.

    • @gribwitch
      @gribwitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A head x-ray to check that they have a brain inside their skull should be mandatory also.

    • @aarongonzalez4458
      @aarongonzalez4458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IQ doesn't actually mean anything. Its just there to make people feel better if you get above average iq and everyone gets the same then it's just average. What should be mandatory is you gotta name all the amendments

    • @theawb6986
      @theawb6986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They had one along time ago. Pretty sure way before my grandfather step foot in USA though. They said something about it be racist to prove your iq. Then I heard recently race and iq are not related. I'm not sure what the situation is anymore....

    • @andrewnevermind4902
      @andrewnevermind4902 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what the jab's for.

    • @crazyferretlady
      @crazyferretlady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aarongonzalez4458
      Having IQ above average helps making better decisions 👍

  • @Ab20222
    @Ab20222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

    • @wendymiller5098
      @wendymiller5098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Some scary shit!!

    • @livingfree7153
      @livingfree7153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Scary!

    • @xyoungdipsetx
      @xyoungdipsetx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Awesome quote

    • @cheddar2648
      @cheddar2648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _A person is smart_
      _People are dumb, panicky animals, and you know it_

    • @55k3v1n
      @55k3v1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And there we have the Biden voters...

  • @travelingfools2020
    @travelingfools2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    It is hard to imagine how these people even manage to velcro their shoes in the morning

    • @garyhope3731
      @garyhope3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xibalbabarca5350
      @xibalbabarca5350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The government helps them do it.

    • @germanehabib7345
      @germanehabib7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Dayum....lol! 🤣💪🏾🤪😜👍🏾😂

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They should be deprived of food.

    • @eagletalons5333
      @eagletalons5333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh, that's why 'they' wear "slippers", hmm?!?

  • @johnkaiser4708
    @johnkaiser4708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    My favorite is still “Trumps kids killing a triceratops.”

    • @mikemj8204
      @mikemj8204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      No doubt that was one of the best.

    • @bfettsurvivalandoutdoors6604
      @bfettsurvivalandoutdoors6604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I used it when my leftist classmates still followed me

    • @arikwolf3777
      @arikwolf3777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yes, that was the best.

    • @abbysimmons3258
      @abbysimmons3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      that one was absolutely the best.....donald jr and eric vs the tricertops.....on safari in africa. california is ranked 48th in average IQ.

    • @ppower7945
      @ppower7945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      For sure, that was up there with the bar of chocolate or the bar of silver classic.

  • @juliewilliams2016
    @juliewilliams2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    I’m a native Californian and it’s torture living with these nutcases 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @MrMunch-xw9fn
      @MrMunch-xw9fn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's tough.

    • @FredBerger11.11
      @FredBerger11.11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I feel your pain 🇺🇸👍🏼🇺🇸

    • @maryanngames9353
      @maryanngames9353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Native Californian also, the corruption is disgusting, not that it wasn’t corrupt before, it just seems so in your face corrupt!

    • @SlicedBread2014
      @SlicedBread2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Remember that these people look at the "fly over states" as a bunch of idiots.

    • @slowdancer5563
      @slowdancer5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yup! Me too.

  • @jb-yi4di
    @jb-yi4di 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    These people are the reason why we're being steamrolled so easily.

    • @scotchmist4955
      @scotchmist4955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Absolutely, The trouble is there is more of them than there is people with anything between their ears. Aaand its getting worse with every day that pass's on the border.

    • @search4truth104
      @search4truth104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      critical thinking hasn't been taught in decades.

    • @nachc6459
      @nachc6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the goal. They are winning

  • @mattphillips1910
    @mattphillips1910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Remember: These people can vote. They can also drive cars. And they could wind up serving on your jury. You can thank bad parenting and the public school teachers union for this.

    • @stevebengel1346
      @stevebengel1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't forget about having kids too

    • @joshmiller1928
      @joshmiller1928 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's true in some cases,but the kids are so brainwashed some parents just can't wait til the kids are 18.

    • @yuukimasamura5143
      @yuukimasamura5143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should have to be a land owner or serve in the military to vote.

    • @majormarketing6552
      @majormarketing6552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They can be late term aborted too by their non biological parents

    • @ajames9834
      @ajames9834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      School Unions all the way. They have been dumbing down our society for Generations (bought off by Rockerfeller, Rothschild, CABAL). I remember a traumatic event I had in school almost 50yrs ago. Sent me home crying.
      I was in grade 4 and my teacher said that Southern Ontario would have Florida's climate in 15-20yrs ( WELL we just had our coldest Winter in 30yrs), & I would not live to be my fathers age, because in 40-50yrs the Earth would be too hot,& everyone would be dead or living underground.
      When my Dad asked what was the matter. I told him what my teacher said and he laughed. I was very confused, he told me the teachers told him that when he was in school.
      That is how I know that Global warming/Climate Change ( notice how they flip the narrative every 50yrs or so) is a bunch of BULLSHIT !!
      Only thing controlling our climate is our Sun.

  • @keghinian
    @keghinian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    and most of these people had a strong opinion about orange man yet they have ZERO clues of what is real vs. fiction.

    • @captainswan3079
      @captainswan3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They think they are intellectually superior to us. When in reality these leftists are sooo damn dumb!

    • @cgall4444
      @cgall4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mexican-Americans inSh!tholeLosAngeles for Trump& the WALL!
      TheDEMONdnc R@PE Taxpayers, Business & America!

    • @nitrorc4life1
      @nitrorc4life1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sadly true

    • @dudefromtheearth
      @dudefromtheearth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are lost and live in total fiction I guess, but thank god for people like Mark getting out there with them face to face to get their thinking caps on.

  • @streglof
    @streglof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Mark's stone cold straight face combined with the background music is gold.

    • @mimicoolwhip5991
      @mimicoolwhip5991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His vaccine mandate petition video is super gold. Dont know how he kept a straight face, managed to come up w/things to say but also hold it together not to want to unload on people who said awful things & are completely ignorant. Not to mention hypocritical.

    • @Camb250
      @Camb250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don’t know how he doesn’t crack up !

    • @laguggis
      @laguggis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A tragedy..

    • @Abcdefghijajajaja
      @Abcdefghijajajaja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gold.

    • @crazyferretlady
      @crazyferretlady 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't like the background noise..

  • @dannulton930
    @dannulton930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Just go straight to asking questions like “Gov Cuomo is selling the Brooklyn bridge to martians”… They won’t blink.

    • @LiterallyMark1
      @LiterallyMark1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Totally yeah it’s a good idea because um like the martians made it possible to be like there like

    • @tonizamora8695
      @tonizamora8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EXACTLY!!
      Omg...we're doomed

    • @ActivateMission2ThisTimeline
      @ActivateMission2ThisTimeline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tonizamora8695 Thats how they snuck a Spud into office.

    • @masksarelies391
      @masksarelies391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Take that first woman's camera, and see how her attitude "its just stuff" stands up....

    • @whynot1548
      @whynot1548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh Calm Down! It's just California!

  • @ThaDirtyBubble
    @ThaDirtyBubble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    All of these people that “don’t pay attention to politics” probably have plenty to say about why they hated President Trump. Imagine if they actually understood his policies and what he was doing for the country.

    • @cardboardboxification
      @cardboardboxification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      If all they watch is propaganda tv , they are brainwashed….

    • @jj2059
      @jj2059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      They don’t care about policies. They only go by feelings. Orange man racist because tv said so

    • @axidhaus
      @axidhaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      📺 programming works

    • @johno3288
      @johno3288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That sir is the crux of the problem. These adult kids have an opinion on everything, even if the information that is given is completely ludacrous; i.e. naming a park bench after John F. Kennedy after being assassinated by John Wilkes Booth last week. 🙄

    • @aceofswords1725
      @aceofswords1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But that last guy got Mark in the end. I'll bet you he didn't vote for Biden. He is obviously too intelligent for that even if he doesn't actively follow politics. He has demonstrated he can smell a rat and that is a very valuable survival trait.

  • @Weshopwizard
    @Weshopwizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    And this is why we should have voting eligibility requirements.

    • @AbcAbc-sp1od
      @AbcAbc-sp1od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree! If we can require hairdressers to be licensed, we can require voters to be. Just like drivers licenses... Voting licenses!

    • @yidiandianpang
      @yidiandianpang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      25 year old male property owners?

    • @airgunfun4248
      @airgunfun4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Universal suffrage is wrong you used to have to own property to vote and be male. It should go back to how the founding fathers had it.

    • @defiantspirit8512
      @defiantspirit8512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yidiandianpang understand civics, know what socialism, communism, fascism, monarchy, democracy, feudalism, and a republic are so politicians can't bs you everytime they call someone a fascist, economics also needs to be a necessary thing, people need to understand how things work not just asking for money and hope things work while others do nothing. People should know what they are asking for.

    • @majormarketing6552
      @majormarketing6552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nobody should have the right over another. Voting and government is a scam day 1

  • @rettab6925
    @rettab6925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is scary. They don’t even know when they are being ridiculed.

    • @fletcherhamilton3177
      @fletcherhamilton3177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some - _some_ - of ‘em have a certain light in their eyes, like ‘I _think_ this might be bogus but I’m not sure . . . but I also want to seem like I’m smart on camera’.

  • @MrRABC1
    @MrRABC1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    *Teeth-clenchingly frustrating that these people get to vote.*

    • @Someone-xg8qr
      @Someone-xg8qr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

    • @t.baggins4154
      @t.baggins4154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’d wager the majority of them don’t

    • @gamayun1224
      @gamayun1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

    • @n9wox
      @n9wox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@t.baggins4154 Only by absentee ballot 😉

    • @sparkywirenut
      @sparkywirenut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And you know who they voted for - sad

  • @pcut85
    @pcut85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Im really glad he's doing on the street interviews again.

  • @ryans8081
    @ryans8081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    The Babylon Bee would be impressed by this.

    • @TheGraffiti600rr
      @TheGraffiti600rr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Might be where he got the idea from. Lol

    • @stevebengel1346
      @stevebengel1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's probably where they get their headlines

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark needs to start submitting content

    • @pineappleallie7672
      @pineappleallie7672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is old school Mark Dice. He's been doing this for years. Long before the Bee ever existed.

    • @TheWestlandgirl
      @TheWestlandgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They wouldnt have to change a thing.

  • @douglaslindstrand4361
    @douglaslindstrand4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I think I’ll go to California and play the coin flipping game of “heads I win, tails you lose”. I’ll be a millionaire in no time.

  • @elyvenkus7485
    @elyvenkus7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    The way they always nod like they know what he's talking about is so funny.

    • @andreynb
      @andreynb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Seems like they are confident in being ignorant..

    • @phenomanon4028
      @phenomanon4028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Googlag Inmate #666 🤪🤣😊🤗👍🤣

    • @KnowledgeAddicted
      @KnowledgeAddicted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And then he is nodding back with understanding, while they blubber out their incoherent thougts

    • @rtorres4132
      @rtorres4132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Googlag Inmate #666 - this is funny. We need to realize that we all are prone to falling for it though. That's why we need to learn HOW to think instead of just WHAT to think. Question everything.

    • @UnclePhil1112
      @UnclePhil1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@andreynb most liberals are incredibly confident in being ignorant.

  • @AmberChisholm7
    @AmberChisholm7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Yep. Our “education” system really has failed Americans.

    • @RegineAteliers
      @RegineAteliers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      INTENTIONALLY

    • @jakeatkinson901
      @jakeatkinson901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's an understatement for sure. It's just sad to see so many fools. Feels like we are in the twilight zone lately.

    • @LDuke-pc7kq
      @LDuke-pc7kq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most these people went to 'college' let's not forget that...lol🤡

    • @ogjohn3346
      @ogjohn3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It didn't fail, worked as it was supposed to.. no child left behind to become an idiot

    • @LDuke-pc7kq
      @LDuke-pc7kq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jakeatkinson901 understatement of the year 💯%

  • @MrS-pe6sd
    @MrS-pe6sd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    It’s funny that first woman gets to live that carefree life because of the freedoms uniquely provided by America. But she is so free she doesn’t even recognize that. Aw the domesticated American, Like an ungrateful house cat.

    • @drewwilson6639
      @drewwilson6639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      exactly

    • @djjuno106
      @djjuno106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She’s full of shit she says she doesn’t care about stuff and ownership..mark should have said ok give me your camera and then watch her face

    • @MrsFlax-iu3ro
      @MrsFlax-iu3ro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey, my cats are not ungrateful!

    • @stephenpmurphy591
      @stephenpmurphy591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@djjuno106 I'd ask for her car, house and life savings...Hey lady it's just stuff right?

  • @maskedmarvel
    @maskedmarvel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "I don't care, just take it." Okay, we'll see if you're still saying that one your house is robbed or identity is stolen.

    • @sarahlaughedcoaching
      @sarahlaughedcoaching 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm just 🤦🤦🤦🤦

    • @Gebri3l
      @Gebri3l 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They probably invite some strager IN em

    • @y.s7787
      @y.s7787 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if she’ll agree if her food was being taken from her?

  • @ddddsouza5184
    @ddddsouza5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Plenty of room for everybody? Once they enter her house she will be singing a different tune for sure.

    • @Thunder_Lightning_and_Fury
      @Thunder_Lightning_and_Fury 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      00:47 And when the sex offenders march on in through her open borders to her open home, it's not rape, it's just undocumented friction.

    • @ddddsouza5184
      @ddddsouza5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Jenny Melo Yes everything is fine until it happens to them lol.

    • @ddddsouza5184
      @ddddsouza5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Thunder_Lightning_and_Fury Yes ha ha ha

    • @RayGrau
      @RayGrau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wish Mark would have asked for her camera right then and there and taking all of her stuff.... Hhaha

    • @ddddsouza5184
      @ddddsouza5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RayGrau Ha Ha no he should have just asked for a donation and you should have seen the chappy excuses she would come up with.

  • @goosecouple
    @goosecouple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1670

    Leftists: "We like Communism but hate China; because China is not Communist."
    Americans: "A sucker is born every minute."

    • @Jagg61
      @Jagg61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Pt Barnum would be proud... lib's prove his point daily.

    • @alankrebs856
      @alankrebs856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A think suckers are being born every SECOND and this seems to have started in the 2000s. Maybe there is more in those "clouds" they've been spraying than we first realized???

    • @HerrHoppenstedt
      @HerrHoppenstedt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well the prc got rid of the "communist economics", so they actually DID take notes from history. And looking at it today, china is more fascist than communist. Personally, it's just different framing for the same bullshit.

    • @jasonarnold933
      @jasonarnold933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Real Communism hasn't been tried in China!

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      China is the leading Communist country and these idiots think it’s racist to tell the truth

  • @BradMoyers
    @BradMoyers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    The average IQ of America would jump 50 points if California fell into the ocean.

    • @englishciderlover7347
      @englishciderlover7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      It would jump 100 points if NYC could do likewise.

    • @johnnyjarrett8166
      @johnnyjarrett8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Not just Cali...the whole Pacific coast...dont forget Oregon and Washington r stuffed to the gills with moronic worthless scumbag idiots

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The coastline anyway.

    • @joshmiller1928
      @joshmiller1928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well that's plain mean! What about all of the wildlife? 😂

    • @alankrebs856
      @alankrebs856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We ARE working on that! Have you seen some of the new resonance devices Tesla afficianados have been working on? Research the TESLA OSCILLATOR. A few of them along the fault line... all synced up at the same time.... and it's bed time for Bonzo! I'm thinking most of them wouldn't even realize it happened.

  • @thelastrebelshow1627
    @thelastrebelshow1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    “Are all people in California complete morons”? YES. 😹

    • @elizabethhd7430
      @elizabethhd7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's not fair to say some of us are extremely intelligent we know that our voting system has been rigged for years

    • @maryanngames9353
      @maryanngames9353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, not ALL!

    • @thelastrebelshow1627
      @thelastrebelshow1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maryanngames9353 144 people disagree so far. 😹

    • @lulukt2101
      @lulukt2101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No lol.

    • @thelastrebelshow1627
      @thelastrebelshow1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lulukt2101 I lived in California for 38 years when it was still nice. Beautiful state, horrible people, horrible traffic , horrible prices on everything!

  • @mandarkastronomonov2962
    @mandarkastronomonov2962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Judging by Mark's body language, it looks like he is doing his very best to keep it together and stop himself from bursting out laughing.

    • @looweegee252
      @looweegee252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's impressive

    • @u.p.woodtick3296
      @u.p.woodtick3296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark is had a lot of practice at it

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Almost lost it at China buying up the bridge steel to recycle it.

    • @Irish_Georgia_Girl
      @Irish_Georgia_Girl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mandark Astronomonov ~ that was exactly what I was thinking too and it made it that much funnier. I admire that ability in others because I have never been able and will never been able to keep a straight face for things even less funny than what Mark is doing, but if I tried to do what he's doing I wouldn't even be able to get the whole thing out without losing it. I might could get out the first few words but as soon as I got to "sell the brooklyn bridge" I wouldn't get past the words "sell the......" before I dissolved into unintelligible noises, giggles, and probably some snorting would escape.

    • @shawmeck9323
      @shawmeck9323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is my favorite type of content he produces.

  • @ericday3538
    @ericday3538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    The first lady is basically like.. "I'm a total idiot, so I gave up trying to be smart a long time ago."

    • @JJ-eo3bs
      @JJ-eo3bs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      A very long time ago she just stop caring about anything including herself!

    • @Nepthu
      @Nepthu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@JJ-eo3bs including her waistline.

    • @johno3288
      @johno3288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But her fashion sense made the cover of Vogue. C'mon man! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ladweeb1798
      @ladweeb1798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆

    • @phuchu
      @phuchu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Many Californians have that same kind of mental laziness. That's why there are so many crazy, radicalised leftists here. They just go along with whatever MSM programs into them.

  • @fenrirtheicewolf2019
    @fenrirtheicewolf2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4907

    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin

    • @timothyflanagan3641
      @timothyflanagan3641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Even though he was a lib himself,he was a very smart man ,and funny as hell.!!!

    • @thedoorsbest
      @thedoorsbest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Carlin was a prophet not a comedian. Same as Bill Hicks.
      Two greats.

    • @chadcuckproducer1037
      @chadcuckproducer1037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Im beginning to think eugenics wasnt a bad idea.

    • @michaelcuellar59
      @michaelcuellar59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Id always laugh at George Carlins jokes and this one was a smart one id always remember and end up dreading the reality of the joke later...

    • @showpoodles691
      @showpoodles691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that."
      George Carlin

  • @LV-sc8fi
    @LV-sc8fi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    When the state falls into the Pacific they won’t even notice!

  • @Thane36425
    @Thane36425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    They said ignorance is bliss. That should be "ignorance is mandatory, for liberals".

    • @frankrigelwoodsr.1184
      @frankrigelwoodsr.1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's just a matter of, if they weren't ignorant/stupid, then they would be conservative.
      However, in their defense, not all liberals/leftist are ignorant/stupid, they're corrupt and belong to the DNC.

    • @Card_Asylum
      @Card_Asylum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was one blissful video. 🤣

    • @Thane36425
      @Thane36425 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frankrigelwoodsr.1184 Winston Churchill was supposed to have said something like: "To be young and not liberal is to not have a heart, but to grow up and not be Conservative is to not have a brain". I don't know about the first part, but the second part is true.

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thane36425 actually if you have brains you become a National Socialist

    • @TheLastRelevantSage2
      @TheLastRelevantSage2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is inherent does not need to be mandatory, child.

  • @tomtomdishman4029
    @tomtomdishman4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    The California Dumbing down program was a complete success.

    • @Slayer90ify
      @Slayer90ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Okay buddy, I’m sure whatever state you’re in is full of brilliance. Dumb people everywhere

    • @tomtomdishman4029
      @tomtomdishman4029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Slayer90ify Yes there are dummies everywhere but Cali. has a government hellbent on removing everything that made America great from people's minds. and it shows. my state is a bible belt state and we know more so to reject this. amen.

    • @AC-pn4tk
      @AC-pn4tk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😔

    • @ErikaLaGrande
      @ErikaLaGrande 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s easy to find stupid people everywhere if you’re looking. California has no monopoly on stupidity. He’s in Venice Beach which is known for being full of freaks and homeless people. It’s summer and half the people aren’t even from California to begin with. Comments such as yours are as stupid as the people that are being interviewed.

    • @BassNinja
      @BassNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Slayer90ify lol I think you're really butt hurt because its true.

  • @fenrirtheicewolf2019
    @fenrirtheicewolf2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Both are expanding.

    • @TheGraffiti600rr
      @TheGraffiti600rr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆 🤣 😂

    • @gOnz3r
      @gOnz3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Something else that feels very infinite is the number of misattributed Einstein quotes. Did Einstein actually say that? Probably not. The author who claims Einstein said that to him (Frederick S. Perls) first attributed it to "a great astronomer". Then he attributed it to Einstein, but phrased it differently. Then, he attributed it to Einstein again. Should this author be believed? Well, the quote (or something extremely similar) appeared in a lot of books in the early and mid 1900's, written by several different people. So, I suppose it is possible that Perls heard it from an astronomer first, then Einstein later. I doubt it, though. Einstein never believed the universe to be infinite. He even believed, for a long time, that the universe was completely static.
      So- Cool quote, but attributing it to Einstein seems a bit odd.

    • @deadgame9980
      @deadgame9980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E=MC2.......Einstein Married his Cousin,Twice.Facts,sumpn’ a lot of those subvert.

    • @zozopanda2554
      @zozopanda2554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Don't believe everything you read on the internet." -Abraham Lincoln

  • @deansikora7280
    @deansikora7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Remember that song from the seventies,"There are no brains in southern California".

  • @IHateNicolasCage
    @IHateNicolasCage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "I Don't lock my house or my car, if they want it they can have it"
    Well........ I'm sure someone is taking notes.

    • @TheZigzach
      @TheZigzach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is that what she was saying. I didnt understand "im not a house locker or car locker"

    • @TheWestlandgirl
      @TheWestlandgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheZigzach She means she doesn't lock her house or car therefore if someone wants it...
      🙄

    • @KatSpencer.
      @KatSpencer. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was waiting for Mark to say "that's a nice camera, I don't have one.. can I have it?"
      Just to test her "no possession" bs.

    • @UltraSS-nj8kd
      @UltraSS-nj8kd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She doesn't have a car or house. Probably lives with someone or stays at a homeless shelter. Even people with crappy cars & homes lock them. Or well you won't have a home or car anymore... just how we don't have a country anymore that belongs to us.

    • @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502
      @dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She probably lives in a tent city.

  • @showandgo1
    @showandgo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "Life is hard, even harder when you're stupid". John Wayne.

    • @megansummersides4255
      @megansummersides4255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@olliee1919 stupid is, is stupid does...Lefties to a T! faaark people are so stupid...Tom MacDonald 😃

    • @imcool7481
      @imcool7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most of them smoke marijuana and are just pure lowlifes

  • @friendsofjimmys
    @friendsofjimmys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    People are being slowly walked to the slaughter house.

    • @Reactionary_Harkonnen
      @Reactionary_Harkonnen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This point I think I deserve it f it.

    • @stevebengel1346
      @stevebengel1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Soylent Green, here we come!!!

    • @curtyzzz
      @curtyzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Many are sprinting to the slaughter house.

    • @isabellenicaud3725
      @isabellenicaud3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @289cobra9
      @289cobra9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stevebengel1346
      "The Scoops Are On The Way!
      "The Scoops Are On The Way!"

  • @paulharris9268
    @paulharris9268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Some people are afraid to say anything against blm.

  • @sean_connors
    @sean_connors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    The shirtless kid who said, “I’ll need to read about it first, I’m not sure I believe the story.” One of the last thinkers in California.

    • @pommiebears
      @pommiebears 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Like someone else wrote, he’s a conservative, but he doesn’t know it, because he lives in California lol.

    • @archerry6457
      @archerry6457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah he was approaching right think. Nearly there. The last thinker in California.

    • @makeitkate3240
      @makeitkate3240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was glad to see that he found ONE intelligent person.

    • @frost.0707
      @frost.0707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pommiebears Or maybe he is a conservative in Cali. California has conservatives. Just a lot fewer.

    • @jamesfeagin5707
      @jamesfeagin5707 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing lol

  • @appalachiangunman9589
    @appalachiangunman9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    When the first woman said she was raised to believe that if “someone wanted something you should just give it to them” Mark should have said he wanted her camera! Lol

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I have a strong feeling that was mommy's way of telling her that her weekly new boyfriends doing vile things to her as a child was ok.

    • @hansemannluchter643
      @hansemannluchter643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What, putting out doesn't get you true love?

    • @Sldejo
      @Sldejo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should have just took it along with her wallet.

    • @juneyshu6197
      @juneyshu6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theres plenty of room for everyone? I can barely make a right turn now, and there is no housing.

    • @mreloo
      @mreloo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats a good one !

  • @czntrm
    @czntrm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "I'm not a door locker..."
    Robbers/rapists/murders: "Cool, so what's your address? 😁😎😈"

  • @slappymcbutterballs7326
    @slappymcbutterballs7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    this would be comical, if it wasn't so sad.....Good Lord, forgive us.

  • @J.H7950
    @J.H7950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    The sad music in the background has never been more appropriate.

    • @nicolamig9684
      @nicolamig9684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is so sad people are really this stupid

    • @BlackAbe007
      @BlackAbe007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s the same pianist from “Eyes Wide Shut”...

    • @harryballsacky
      @harryballsacky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HE NEEDS ,BENNY HILLS YACKETY SAX

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    They don't care about selling anything to anyone... They've already sold their souls.

  • @EstherlovesYah
    @EstherlovesYah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The first girl who said "I don't lock anything up, if you want it, you can have it" should've given her address

    • @pjpj2051
      @pjpj2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait until her twinkies run low.

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm gonna make a wild assumption and say she lives in filth so nobody wants her atuff.

    • @ActivateMission2ThisTimeline
      @ActivateMission2ThisTimeline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should have asked then taken her camera!

    • @desertodavid
      @desertodavid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That first woman has the IQ of a spoon.

  • @rodleyeriffe9149
    @rodleyeriffe9149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Please say there are at least a couple of Californians that said, "cool, sell them some ocean front property in Arizona, too"?

  • @thenorthcoast744
    @thenorthcoast744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more Californians happy?

  • @monkeygraborange
    @monkeygraborange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    _”I don’t know anything about New York, I’m from Connecticut!”_

    • @bowlingbbabe
      @bowlingbbabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I about died when he said that! I thought he was going to say California, he's literally a state sharing a border with NY

    • @stevebengel1346
      @stevebengel1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I literally just sprayed coffee everywhere 🤣

    • @jimsmith9853
      @jimsmith9853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously ! The Southwest part of the State is a bedroom community for commuters into NYC .

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was rather ironic. Conn. is essentially a suburb of NYC.

  • @jaycec8474
    @jaycec8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    If someone told me that Governor Cuomo was "talking" about selling the Brooklyn Bridge, I'd believe that.

    • @289cobra9
      @289cobra9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And Hunter was involved i would really believe it!

    • @dang75790
      @dang75790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When he said Cuomo! I'm out lol

    • @garymartin1040
      @garymartin1040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just wouldn't believe someone would want it.

    • @dianne11ca
      @dianne11ca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The awake ones did accept it, not putting past anything the far left during their sickening sell-out of the United States.

  • @patricknash4354
    @patricknash4354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Californians are destroying Idaho... Let's Go Brandon

  • @gico8461
    @gico8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    What a sad way to live… children today are going to suffer tomorrow.

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Democrats and libtards don’t give a shlt about children.

    • @jigc23
      @jigc23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, they'll see it as the norm

    • @bfromthev7057
      @bfromthev7057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazin

  • @billferner6741
    @billferner6741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Forty years, I was tourist at that time, we talked about immigrating, was asked where I would go, I said California. They laughed at me and told me they all are crazy people there. Now, 40 years later, I know what it meant.

  • @pigpenlordofdirt
    @pigpenlordofdirt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "An informed and educated opinion."
    "Yeah exactly!"
    Mark Dice is a genius

    • @avaangel433
      @avaangel433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Comparatively speaking, yes.

    • @FREDCOMICS
      @FREDCOMICS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@avaangel433 that’s a big word for a Mark fan

    • @avaangel433
      @avaangel433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FREDCOMICS note my first word.

  • @joekerr6035
    @joekerr6035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have lived the last 10 years in California. 95% of the "people" there are gone. No lightbulb.

  • @lordenki9429
    @lordenki9429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Nice to see Mark out of his kitchen and back out there exposing Cali’s idiot population to the rest of us

    • @nicksmith978
      @nicksmith978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      California is a red state thease days doesn't that tell you they have improved compared to the Obama years? You can't go by a minority group but we do need to remove bad actors in power for being complicit in fake news information and voter fraud thease fucks make everything appear worse than it is

  • @swiftaudi
    @swiftaudi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Time to increase the voting age, kids are in their 20s now.

    • @stuckgrenadepin.225
      @stuckgrenadepin.225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s 21 to smoke, drink, buy a gun. We need to add voting to that list.

    • @badkarma6181
      @badkarma6181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only taxpaying citizens. They are not supporting the country at all.

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stuckgrenadepin.225 Don't have to be 21 to buy a gun.

    • @giovannacannizzaro2302
      @giovannacannizzaro2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      After the video I truly believe that the voting age should be increased 50 and over...out of all the interviews only 2 persons gave a good answer...

    • @electricshrapnel4368
      @electricshrapnel4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have been made stupid by design. Why would they increase the voting age when making them stupid was always the plan?

  • @RackyRocoon
    @RackyRocoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Mark should be wearing a "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt.
    They still wouldn't get it...

    • @cody481
      @cody481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am interested in meeting the first woman speaker.
      Anyone have her address of her unlocked car or house ?

    • @aneekar3068
      @aneekar3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rogerfench2976
      @rogerfench2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cody481 I basically interpreted her statements as an invitation, and I am hungry for fridge snacks. And if that shit isn't organic I am marching right upstairs and taking a TV for my troubles. But also the snacks too.

    • @cody481
      @cody481 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      roger fench BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @RackyRocoon
      @RackyRocoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @imanamericanredneckhillbyinbreed! Who cares what you think?

  • @JamesDeal1982
    @JamesDeal1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mark should have taken that lady's camera and said, "You don't mind if I just have this right? You don't care. It's just stuff."

  • @scotyb131
    @scotyb131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Californians: "I don't do politics."
    Also Californians: "Trump is a detriment to democracy!"

    • @chrisclaussell5965
      @chrisclaussell5965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Factually correct statement

    • @rgentbuilders
      @rgentbuilders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And when they say Democracy, they mean corporate democracy not Republic. No one ever signed on to the corporate democracy, it was imposed on us.

    • @mattburke5491
      @mattburke5491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People that do the "also..." ruin their funny quotes. Either do one quote or have an opposing dialogue.

    • @scotyb131
      @scotyb131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't impose your prefered method of communication on me. You must be one of the Californians of which I speak.

    • @CrazyMan-yw8jn
      @CrazyMan-yw8jn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coming from someone who likes walking through human crap! "Your statement about Trump carries little weight."

  • @9833000
    @9833000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That second guy didn't seem like a liberal, he wasn't informed, but you could tell that he was choosing his words carefully...

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He might not have been articulate and appears uninformed on current events but isn’t completely dishonest, like liberals

  • @jeffj126
    @jeffj126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    California needs to change its name to the "Idiocracy"state! The woman who said let them all in, send them straight to her house and let her be economically responsible for taking care of them.

    • @dgphi
      @dgphi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was so full of shit. She doesn't care if people steal her stuff?

    • @rozannmoake8146
      @rozannmoake8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the government stopped all welfare we would only get people wanting to come in and provide for themselves. I bet that would stop a lot of people from coming here.

    • @MrC00kieM0nst3r
      @MrC00kieM0nst3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Werent youre greater grandparents etc also not immigrants?

    • @cwstewartjr1973
      @cwstewartjr1973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gov. Camacho would turn that place around with some Brando...it has electrolytes

  • @agold6997
    @agold6997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Scary scary people just don’t care about anything anymore! No integrity, no scruples it’s very sad times in our country!

  • @Ass_Burgers_Syndrome
    @Ass_Burgers_Syndrome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "Plenty of room for everybody" except she takes up half of it.

    • @saltyshapeervessel2.062
      @saltyshapeervessel2.062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No! She takes as much as the democraps takes

    • @loganmpe7559
      @loganmpe7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm quite happy to give her a personal bubble four times lager than normal just in case that ugly rubs off!

    • @captainswan3079
      @captainswan3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO

    • @aaronfey5244
      @aaronfey5244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Al Bundy is proud of you. Ha ha ha!

    • @Em22-wtf
      @Em22-wtf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And guarantee you she a spacious house... With locks on the doors, windows, garage, car doors locked, etc etc and if I decide I want to take a nap in her bedroom, after I use her shower and throw on some of her clothes or perfume, then take her whip for a spin, lol, she'd have a big issue with it. These people are really the ones that talk out their arse lol!

  • @mr.miyagi5821
    @mr.miyagi5821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    “A foolish man complains about his torn pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls.”

    • @Leignheart
      @Leignheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eww

    • @gchannel9463
      @gchannel9463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wax on wax off

    • @alfredneuman6488
      @alfredneuman6488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Most of the so called males(soy boys) in California don't seem to have any.... balls that is.
      Mark Dice is the exception of course.

    • @qynsar
      @qynsar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @jblasutavario9549
      @jblasutavario9549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      All that crud under the fingernail. Lovely. Remember to sniff it.

  • @donaldhodge6563
    @donaldhodge6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    They elected Newsome, Pelosi and Waters. I rest my case.

  • @emilybelt1564
    @emilybelt1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Someone needs to test the drinking water there. Its probably the highest toxicity in the country 🤣🤣🤡

    • @taracherry6768
      @taracherry6768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly

    • @evangelesong6319
      @evangelesong6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Full of sodium flouride. Their pineal glands have been calcified.

  • @stroys7061
    @stroys7061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    When I was a young man “Selling the Brooklyn Bridge” was a phrase that was used to disparage a persons intellect. Now, people take it as a serious proposition.

    • @stormcrow7698
      @stormcrow7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never heard that phrase, where you from brother?

    • @austntexan
      @austntexan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@stormcrow7698 Are you for real? It's an old joke. The fact that people don't know this as an idiomatic expression means they are unread morons. This old joke has been around as much as your mom.

    • @stormcrow7698
      @stormcrow7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@austntexan easy dude! I realize it's a joke you fuck stick. I'm 39 and own my own business. I guess the real men around here just didn't say stupid shit like that.

    • @stroys7061
      @stroys7061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@stormcrow7698
      Michigan, and I’m older than dirt. Another old phrase.
      More to your point, Google George C Parker. He was a 19th Century con artist that actually “sold” the Brooklyn Bridge to people gullible enough to believe they could get a clear title to a public asset.

    • @stormcrow7698
      @stormcrow7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stroys7061 older than dirt and tough as nails. Yeah I'm versed in many old sayings, hell I'm from north BAMA. Just we or the old timers here never gave a damn about the brooklyn bridge. Or really anything to do with that shit hole.

  • @1001Hobbies
    @1001Hobbies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Tell that first woman who believes "anyone who wants something they can just have it" that you want her camera, and then take it from her. Surely she will say "You're welcome," right??

    • @Xktree72
      @Xktree72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She'd have to in order to not be a hypocrite...because we all know for a fact that no democrat is a hypocrite...🤣
      Sorry, couldn't get that out with a straight face....

    • @jasonbc5735
      @jasonbc5735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She looks like karen to me or maybe she is a member of antifa

    • @freedomartwork6950
      @freedomartwork6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was my first thought as well! Hey, share the wealth, right?

    • @12xspeed92
      @12xspeed92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let's see if she would give up her bed and tv and computer and phone and fridge I mean I could go on but at some point she will go hey I payed for that

  • @TrinaPorter
    @TrinaPorter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    The man who got 81.2 million "votes" is going to Pennsylvania to fight an election audit. EL OH EL.
    😂😬🥴

    • @ryans8081
      @ryans8081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Because he's not Joseph Biden, he's "Joseph Stealin' " He wouldn't do that if he legitimately won the election.

    • @weallsobad7320
      @weallsobad7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Oh! You mean former VP Joe Xiden! 🤣😃😄😅😅

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@weallsobad7320 Joetato

    • @kingalton10
      @kingalton10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You ain’t black

    • @SuperDean1957
      @SuperDean1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That's par for the Potato.

  • @rulesforthee7215
    @rulesforthee7215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These videos are absolutely terrifying

  • @joeyd4364
    @joeyd4364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    An IQ test should be a requirement to vote.

    • @maxmaxim171
      @maxmaxim171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      -vote- *BREED*

    • @muckerwood
      @muckerwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except an IQ test would be a racist policy toward blacks according to the left.

  • @Somnivore7
    @Somnivore7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    the scariest part is how sure of themselves they are. Complete idiocy.

    • @thelastmanonearth2631
      @thelastmanonearth2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's Californians in a nutshell. They believe themselves to be highly intelligent because...well, they're Californians! Of course they are!

  • @MadMax-ii8gq
    @MadMax-ii8gq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    These people just blindly believe what ever you tell them is happening.

    • @donbilligatti3004
      @donbilligatti3004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Once upon a time I wondered how some people believe in some shit. These days I am aware you can convince the sheep of anything, ANYTHING🤦🏻‍♂️. Not taught how to think just Like mindless sheep🤡

    • @garymartin1040
      @garymartin1040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I`ve been trying to sale California for years but nobody wants it.

    • @earlyivermectincancelscovi2522
      @earlyivermectincancelscovi2522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@garymartin1040 … China will take it for pennies on the dollar, once Newscum and his morons are done with completely ruining it.

    • @theguy81642
      @theguy81642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are sheeple, they just follow whatever the new trend is.

  • @Hootz99
    @Hootz99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the result of not educating your citizens. 🤦🏻‍♂️
    There are decades of educators that should be embarrassed for themselves. LOOK at what you’ve done!

  • @hexualdeviant
    @hexualdeviant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "In some parts of America, I honestly believe some people have started mating with vegetables" - Jeremy Clarkson

  • @saltyshannonigans5967
    @saltyshannonigans5967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "If you believe that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell to you”.
    - George C. Parker.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh is that where the joke came from? I never heard it before. it just sounds like a mad lib to me lol

    • @scullyfox4271
      @scullyfox4271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pineappleparty1624 yes ! He's playing the joke in real time.

    • @austinschweich3092
      @austinschweich3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “And if you buy that I’ll throw the Golden Gate in free”

    • @getchasome6230
      @getchasome6230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't believe that but is that bridge still available?

    • @alanjones4127
      @alanjones4127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We have a bridge here in London we can sell you !

  • @myhammyjammy3018
    @myhammyjammy3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Can't fix stupid. Good job holding back the laughter Mark.

    • @Medvetz63
      @Medvetz63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stupid CAN be fixed.
      It's fixed with a semi-jacketed hollow point.

    • @robinhood480
      @robinhood480 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Medvetz63
      Nothing a little Napalm and a .50 cal can’t fix.

  • @gusbeau1
    @gusbeau1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My heart is breaking for my beloved country. 💔💔💔🇺🇸

    • @crazyinq8617
      @crazyinq8617 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fear Not! A possibility of these people reproducing is very low.
      And The South lives still with her culture and heritage! The Lord's South (aka the Real America) will always welcome you with a hospitality only true Southerners can provide!
      We've defended ourselves, our culture and our heritage for nearly 300 years, and will defend The South for another 300, Lord Willing!

  • @renenadeau323
    @renenadeau323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Dice would get a better response if he interviewed those pigeons behind him.

    • @tserriednich3yearsago342
      @tserriednich3yearsago342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or cubans

    • @JeffreyFay
      @JeffreyFay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least they'd move and stay away from Mark, displaying considerably more intelligence than the people who stop to be interviewed.

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All the pigeons would talk about is a "coup".

    • @elihu217qd5150
      @elihu217qd5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      instead of the pigeons he is talking to.

  • @AbcAbc-sp1od
    @AbcAbc-sp1od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Are Californians morons?"
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
    God yes!

  • @TheZigzach
    @TheZigzach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Hunter biden is involved in the sale" LOL 🤣

  • @LukeOnTheMove
    @LukeOnTheMove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everyone got their head in the sand. So true.

  • @mattbliven5345
    @mattbliven5345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    These people vote. We're so screwed, just a bunch of Young Turks viewers.

    • @mistawinta
      @mistawinta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      huh? Only one person is open to the idea

    • @Vickvineager
      @Vickvineager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They also follow the lemon like he’s a cult leader.

    • @thomasjack4899
      @thomasjack4899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The importance of the electoral college can't be overstated

  • @jayneweaver8695
    @jayneweaver8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    That was rough to watch, if anyone wonders about the fall of America, they should just watch this video to understand it immediately.

    • @devinvez3869
      @devinvez3869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How tf do you even sell a bridge? ......lol.

    • @lennietaclof4057
      @lennietaclof4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All these type videos are hard to watch, especially the ones that feature college students. I'm 66 so I have an advantage over younger people, but for God sake questions like ' who won the civil war ' and ' why do we celebrate the 4th of July '? I don't know where the country is headed.

    • @shanenolan8252
      @shanenolan8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@devinvez3869 if memory serves the British sold old London bridge to an American millionaire. But it was made of stone and was shipped over peace by piece. . There was an old nursery rhyme ( london brigge is falling down ) people atill use the tine on door bells. They rebuilt it in steal and concrete

    • @shanenolan8252
      @shanenolan8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw a similar video for memorial day people on a beach didn't know what the holiday was for , odd im not even American i knew .

  • @seoceancrosser
    @seoceancrosser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Tell them they’re going to Chinese re-education camp to learn Chinese.

    • @tofumasterlee117
      @tofumasterlee117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Here’s an answer someone would say: “Oh yeah, I think that’s a great idea. It’s important to learn other cultures. Can’t wait :)”

    • @289cobra9
      @289cobra9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "So you're saying I'm getting a free trip to China? When do we leave?"
      -California liberals

    • @hansgrueber8169
      @hansgrueber8169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@289cobra9 That would be great actually, and for every one of them the US should naturalize 5 Taiwanese people who value freedom.

  • @anamariaelson2704
    @anamariaelson2704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please pray for California 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @3_KNIVES
    @3_KNIVES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I missed watching Jay Leno's "JayWalking" and I'm ecstatic to see Mark Dice brought it back with his new and improved version.

    • @JoseTorres-tk2mj
      @JoseTorres-tk2mj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I'm not mistaken Mark did it first from my understanding!!!

    • @rolandkennedy80
      @rolandkennedy80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dice has been doing this for close to a decade. This isnt new for him this is how he started out

    • @dcents5458
      @dcents5458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rolandkennedy80 and this is his Strong Point. I love these videos

    • @TonyRule
      @TonyRule 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dcents5458 I've yet to see a weak point in Mark.

    • @dudefromtheearth
      @dudefromtheearth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The feeling is mutual.

  • @mikeramseydotnet
    @mikeramseydotnet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "I was born in a way where is somebody else wants it, they can just have it."
    Well then, hand over that camera, toots.

    • @michaeldorego7313
      @michaeldorego7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If I was Mark, I would've called her out on that and started asking her for her stuff.

    • @NADA-ok2ce
      @NADA-ok2ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      People like that are exasperating. If you haven’t encountered one in your everyday life you are missing out.

    • @D1KHEAD808
      @D1KHEAD808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just realized I haven’t heard “toots” in years. My grandparents used to say it alot growing up.

    • @lindaallen2989
      @lindaallen2989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ya, bet she'd feel differently if they stole her refrigerator.

    • @marilyncourteau8951
      @marilyncourteau8951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same dumb way she gave her freedoms away without a thought in her silly head....common.

  • @ChefBurns1
    @ChefBurns1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    As a fellow Californian, it’s getting tough to defend. We have good weather…

    • @fanenthusiast3802
      @fanenthusiast3802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's about it. That's the draw for people who can't survive anywhere east of California. Example Venice beach and Berkeley students

    • @Anita_Backrub
      @Anita_Backrub 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ❤️

    • @joshmiller1928
      @joshmiller1928 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The supply of hot air never runs out.

    • @alankrebs856
      @alankrebs856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All kidding aside, when did things get so bad out there? I see a real turning point for California after Anton LaVey and Michael Aquino founded the church of Satan. Californians should have burned IT and HIM down on the spot. It was right after that the Manson murders took place, MLK was killed and then Bobby. That was one EVIL dude that led a LOT of EVIL people. Imagine if Bobby and Martin had lived. The world would have been an entirely different place.

    • @CRod8545
      @CRod8545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not all us Calis stupid is-didid 🙃

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The first dummy, after the first sentence she said, you should have gone: "Oh really? I like your camera, I'll take it, ok?"

  • @FrankS111
    @FrankS111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    “If someone just wants something they can have it” … bet she’d feel differently if someone just came to her house and wanted all her stuff

    • @Reactionary_Harkonnen
      @Reactionary_Harkonnen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know right! Lol

    • @TheEtherea
      @TheEtherea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She doesn't own a house. Ba dum tss.

    • @theculturedthug6609
      @theculturedthug6609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That thing whatever it is is the reason America is fucked up.

    • @chaznonya4
      @chaznonya4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maybe she lives in a box? I don't know how people can think like that either.

    • @rattrap8819
      @rattrap8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nobody is getting her food......

  • @mistersmith3986
    @mistersmith3986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Now you know how Pelosi and Newsome got to where they're at.

    • @indianastan
      @indianastan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And maxine Waters

    • @NVArt001
      @NVArt001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, how they stay in office.

  • @michaelhammond7115
    @michaelhammond7115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    That joke is older than these people's great grandparents and it still went right over their uninformed heads.

    • @jukeboxx1000
      @jukeboxx1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Correct! I blame the parents of these young ones. I'm an old f*** and I use the verbiage of my elders to my young ones with a balance of keeping with the times to be able to talk with them. My point I guess is good old jokes, Led Zeppelin, idiomatic expressions, are getting lost because parents aren't really talking with their children.

  • @danfriel3431
    @danfriel3431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This makes me weep for the mentality of some Americans 🙈

  • @ajaxfernsby4078
    @ajaxfernsby4078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    This is why Newsom was elected.

    • @bbsal4031
      @bbsal4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see that.

    • @elizabethhd7430
      @elizabethhd7430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think so I think the voting systems been rigged for quite some time in California was the state they used to see if they could get away with it

    • @bbsal4031
      @bbsal4031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elizabethhd7430
      I'm sure you're right, it makes sense.

    • @ajaxfernsby4078
      @ajaxfernsby4078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elizabethhd7430 i agree, and rampant apathy makes it so easy for them to get away with it.

    • @AManOnline.
      @AManOnline. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @stevenundisclosed6091
    @stevenundisclosed6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "A lot of people have their head in the sand." 🤣

    • @alankrebs856
      @alankrebs856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think these folks have been eating that sand as well. I really should start my own McDummy Burger franchise. I know where I could get tons of free "meat" for the Burgers!

    • @joelombardi5235
      @joelombardi5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If by sand you mean up their ass. I agree

  • @arianduran1725
    @arianduran1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    We Mexicans love Mark 🎲 Dice , GOD BLEES 🇺🇸 & Prnt TRUMP .👌.

    • @muddboggin1014
      @muddboggin1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And we love you too...don't think we don't! 🇺🇸✌💯 TRUMP 2024

    • @loksterization
      @loksterization 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Uncle Ted most of those people are not Mexicans, but come from other countries like Guatemala, and just travel through Mexico to get to the US.

    • @arianduran1725
      @arianduran1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Uncle Ted yes señor . the same way ur hating , much will hate. im loving & lots love 2. ur opinion is urs & only urs. Mex family & 50% of us ❤ Mark/Trump

    • @arianduran1725
      @arianduran1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@muddboggin1014 thanks 👍 . heading to Mexico just know , coming back in 6hr
      We R bless by legal way for documents & took us 10yrs to get it done the right way , 3rd gen in America. ❤🇺🇸⚾

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      @muddboggin1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Uncle Ted i don't think he's talking about Mexican illegal immigrants. And yes, most of these people flowing over our border are from other countries like Guatemala, Venezuela, Honduras, not Mexico.