Alexandra "Alex" Chilton

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 พ.ค. 2013
  • In this video you will see every appearance of Alex from the day Niko finds her online at craplist.net.
    For more info on Alex: gta.wikia.com/Alexandra_Chilton
    Want to see the shows you missed? check out those links
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    As always thanks for watching and please comment if I missed anything and if there is any suggestions for future videos... Alex Chilton
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  • @mr.mustachecat4094
    @mr.mustachecat4094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    "Im a hitman, who works for organized crime syndicates. My life ended many years ago when I saw my childhood friends butchered on a hillside. Im a one man crime wave who has killed indiscriminately since I turned up here, but inside I just want to be loved. Loved or killed I guess, I don't know which." - Niko Bellic

    • @christianl.e.l17
      @christianl.e.l17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      "Ha, fucking ha." - The "you made me worst" blonde Alex girl.

    • @samirraafi1765
      @samirraafi1765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It’s really sad isn’t it ?

    • @dimazaharov8565
      @dimazaharov8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      The pain in his voice in his line after that...
      "I work in... *the realization that there will never be a loving woman next to you, because you are a killer, and your life is already over, and nobody cares about your problems, you are alone, in a foreign city, in a foreign country, and all that you have - a pack of cigarettes in your pocket and revenge as the meaning of life*... construction.
      That's why GTA IV is my favorite. I know exactly what Nico feeling. I am russian. It's in our blood.
      I know he is serbian\bosnian. But we all been through this neverending post-soviet misery.

    • @fabianfomicev
      @fabianfomicev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@dimazaharov8565 Брат дай надежду другим и не сдавайся

    • @fabianfomicev
      @fabianfomicev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@dimazaharov8565 and bro only a Russian woman will understand what you going through I know that because of my stepfather who was in war and my Russian mother. Peace brother from another mother💪🏽🙏🏽

  • @slavin5271
    @slavin5271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    *IT USED TO BE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A TABLE THERE AND YOU CAN SEE WHY*

    • @ellendegeneres2466
      @ellendegeneres2466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Outscaled HA FUCKING HA

    • @aaronhiggins986
      @aaronhiggins986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      You caught me in the right mood OH I LOVE BEING NAUGHTY Do your WORST to me Niko

    • @solitary2
      @solitary2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ellen DeGeneres You’re inane, that’s a new word, *inane*!

  • @xSakuSanx
    @xSakuSanx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    Lmao, Niko just can't contain the sarcasm when he's out with Alex.

  • @DellStarX
    @DellStarX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

    I like to think that Alex leads a very sad and lonely life, but just acts like she's all that and a bag of chips to hide her crippling depression.

    • @Bestgameplayer10
      @Bestgameplayer10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      That's obviously true in one of the conversations with Niko which she expresses how she's a failure.

    • @nicecube9555
      @nicecube9555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      i have crippiling depression

    • @Qblues941
      @Qblues941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Nice cube don’t we all

    • @nicecube9555
      @nicecube9555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I also have osteoporosis

    • @kivinwimalasire4228
      @kivinwimalasire4228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nice cube I’M GAY

  • @callmehanson9466
    @callmehanson9466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    Niko made a living from doing horrific things that leave disgusting stains on your psyche for the duration of your life, but you can sense that he's dying on the inside when he talks to Alex.

    • @breadmakesyoufat2403
      @breadmakesyoufat2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Call Me Hanson tbf so does Alex, facades don't last long

    • @Chick2106
      @Chick2106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Ha, fucking Ha"

    • @smart.but.stupid
      @smart.but.stupid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@breadmakesyoufat2403 pfth lmao I think she seems pretty comfortable

    • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
      @Jo-Wilbe-Dina ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@smart.but.stupid nobody cares about what you think because it's the truth. I just feel bad for Alex the same way I do with Niko. I can understand why she acts the way she is, and I honestly can't judge her for that.

  • @megamac1296
    @megamac1296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

    28:31 Damn that might be the most depressing quote from Niko in the entire game.

    • @ZidaneTribal93
      @ZidaneTribal93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      SO funny

    • @jhosright_Motscoud
      @jhosright_Motscoud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Maybe not most, but it is one.

    • @orangypteco8858
      @orangypteco8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      megamac1296 made worse by how Alex doesn't even believe him.

    • @Malcolm311
      @Malcolm311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Favorite quote in all of Gta universe

    • @georgidimitrov1861
      @georgidimitrov1861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Also depresing:
      NB talking to Kate:
      -Romans mother raised us both.
      She send Roman here, she wanted send me too, i was stupid i wanted to fight in the war.
      -Romans mother was raped and killed. I told him that she burned in a house fire.

  • @pcFOREVER89100
    @pcFOREVER89100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1519

    She's like the female Brucie

    • @xse959
      @xse959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@icycappuccino nah carmen would fit with eddie low because they always use their own names while making a sentence (i might be wrong) lol

    • @alp9173
      @alp9173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@xse959 and they both are nasty

    • @frank8917
      @frank8917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      At least Brucie is funny, the only problem is that he drinks Bullshark: the stuff that does funny things to your balls

    • @godzillapunisher9912
      @godzillapunisher9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@frank8917 And I think that is what happened to him now. In GTA online he looks almost like nothing of his original design. I guess he should've listen to Niko.

    • @kkkkkkkkk77715
      @kkkkkkkkk77715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You fuck genious

  • @jayzah
    @jayzah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Damn Niko a savage, calling Kiki to get the cops off him so he can go on a date with Alex

    • @aldiraaddha
      @aldiraaddha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      he even dated alex with a freakin bus lol

    • @fleivor5359
      @fleivor5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aldiraaddha he just doesn't give a fuck...damn

  • @rioluplaylist5963
    @rioluplaylist5963 9 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Niko: *Tells everything he do*
    Alex: Ha fucking ha!! what you really do??
    Niko: I work in....construction
    Me: *Facepalm*

    • @Matt_Underwood
      @Matt_Underwood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +king miller smith I was like "Boy if you don't get..."

    • @gritynity
      @gritynity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Made me realize how sad this whole game was, that no one understands the tragedies he's faced.

    • @VITAS874
      @VITAS874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      another reason why i like this game, we are a bit similar in misunderstandings with Niko, they don't make live games anymore.

  • @georgie5659
    @georgie5659 8 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I love how sarcastic Niko can be lmao.

  • @cobaltodesertico1749
    @cobaltodesertico1749 8 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I cant believe Niko mentioned Stalin,wow. That detail though!

    • @M3TA763AR5071D
      @M3TA763AR5071D 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Rafael A. Nice translation, Rafa....

    • @clawscrab3497
      @clawscrab3497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lights' on but nobody's home.

    • @nicecube9555
      @nicecube9555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      when does he say that??? plz tell!

    • @crownprinz1174
      @crownprinz1174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nice cube 17:07

    • @Real_British
      @Real_British 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      of course..hes a slavic..he know stalin well lol

  • @jimmytwotime6875
    @jimmytwotime6875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    We've all met people like Alex. The writer that never writes anything, the intellectual that doesn't think, the artist with no artistic vision, the empath that only cares for themselves.
    All talk. Wide as an ocean... Deep as a puddle of piss.

    • @2_572
      @2_572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Chill!!😅

    • @alexm7627
      @alexm7627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@2_572my man went harddd

    • @andrewsmith3257
      @andrewsmith3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have met so many people like this it isnt even funny!

    • @ShawnHermanstein
      @ShawnHermanstein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I immediately thought of Brian Griffin reading this 💀

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Talk less, do more

  • @Soulhaste
    @Soulhaste 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1977

    She is really crazy.. The worst mistake of my life was dating her.

    • @thebluedominator9329
      @thebluedominator9329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lmao

    • @EstCrossings
      @EstCrossings 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      +Niko Bellic Another mistake was destroying the sultan RS

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And Kiki?

    • @MrMegaFlich
      @MrMegaFlich 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      +Niko Bellic coming from a sociopathic murderer. Rekt lmao!

    • @sallyalaa75
      @sallyalaa75 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      She is a nice girl nigga

  • @NM9005
    @NM9005 10 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    I love Alex. Her vain, faux-intellectual, superior and self-centered attitude while being dumb as a box of rocks makes for great entertainment during their dates. Her monologues are the best/worst! Kiki is also up her own ass but she thinks she's doing it out of altruism while she's just as effed up as Alex albeit way smarter. Carmen is poor girl trying to up herself by sleeping with anybody with money. All these characters have something dark in common which is the theme for GTA IV. Love it.

    • @raultamudo160
      @raultamudo160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      You've just described how girls on dating apps are like in my country

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They're also all overacted caricatures of people, that truly exist IRL. I used to hate GTA's story for all the profanity and non-sense, but reinspecting the games I really like how the devs make their statements. It's the ultimate "We live in a society" game and it really nails the retardation we face but sometimes also exude daily.

    • @Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli
      @Yo_Soy_Andres_Cuetlachtli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Mayhzon we need a Joker mod in gta iv

    • @JohnstasBACK
      @JohnstasBACK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mayhzon The writers of GTA IV are geniuses imo

    • @lougaru2445
      @lougaru2445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great summary

  • @xxgallavichxx8560
    @xxgallavichxx8560 10 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    alex is a paris hilton's parody

    • @marcusmoreno7328
      @marcusmoreno7328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @eviltreemonster Everything So... And Look At The Name. Come On Dude....

    • @marcusmoreno7328
      @marcusmoreno7328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @eviltreemonster Well... She's Pretty Much It

    • @commandingjudgedredd1841
      @commandingjudgedredd1841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @eviltreemonster Aye. Famous for being famous.

    • @Limacy
      @Limacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marcusmoreno7328 I actually read that she was named after the singer, Alex Chilton. The only connection is their name. I guess someone at Rockstar thought it'd be funny. Shits n' giggles essentially.

    • @lougaru2445
      @lougaru2445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was named after a Replacements song, as a parody of Paris Hilton. My favorite date!

  • @eurotruckdriv3r
    @eurotruckdriv3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    This game has got so many stuff to discover you would need a whole fucking year to get it done lol
    Best game ever.Period.

    • @nicecube9555
      @nicecube9555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      GTA SA also got a lot of thngs that I found out this year even tho Im playing that game for like 7 years now
      but gta 4 even got more!

    • @anttitheinternetguy3213
      @anttitheinternetguy3213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oscar Mike lol yeah i never even knew there was other girls to date besides that undercover fed woman 😱😱

    • @LoverOfManyArts
      @LoverOfManyArts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this is not the best game ever, it's one of them, but it's not "the" best, there's no such thing

    • @MyidolGwen
      @MyidolGwen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and this game came out less than 4 years after san andreas, so much content for such little development window if you compare the 7+ year stretch rn we're in waiting on gta 6 and gta 4 was a huge transition and upgrade from SA and the ps2 era

    • @wanilimbe
      @wanilimbe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MyidolGwen Now probably 10+ year gap. I really hope we get the greatest GTA game in terms of everything. Rockstar better blow us away.

  • @ItZChamseejjj
    @ItZChamseejjj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    I feel kinda sorry for Niko. He was never able to experience true love and affection from any women during the game

    • @NFSMAN50
      @NFSMAN50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Kiki is the most down to earth and the most loyal to him

    • @juanchpmn5001
      @juanchpmn5001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@NFSMAN50 yeah but she's crazy though.

    • @locvo2050
      @locvo2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Kate is loyal to him tho

    • @KasumiUta
      @KasumiUta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      @@locvo2050 if she lives, she leaves him.

    • @nikolasferreira3247
      @nikolasferreira3247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@KasumiUta that's kate not kiki

  • @whatever57010
    @whatever57010  11 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    He don't work in construction... he only said it because Alex didn't believe him, and he probably realized it wasn't a good idea to tell her in the first place... "Yeah... hmm... I work in... construction. yeah... that's it!"
    Well at least he didn't say "waste management" lol

  • @balladofthemightyi
    @balladofthemightyi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    This game was wayyyy ahead of its time in the humour department

    • @rafox66
      @rafox66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean Ricky Gervais makes multiple appearances in it, it was great.

    • @BOND19951
      @BOND19951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This game predict how modern women would turn out in the decades to follow.

    • @anotheryoutubeaccount5259
      @anotheryoutubeaccount5259 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhhh.... kind of?

    • @fredster594
      @fredster594 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Not really. The humor is very similar to The Sopranos or a Martin Scorsese film.

    • @nerdsineth3711
      @nerdsineth3711 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BOND19951 every generation of men complained about the women its in books lol

  • @hypoksifilia
    @hypoksifilia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Niko: "It's good that you're happy in your home. My home was not so comfortable". Alex: "The thing about me is, I'm interesting...". She totally ignores that Niko shared an important piece of information about his personal background.

    • @Lone_Coyote
      @Lone_Coyote 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Most young chicks do that you know. Talking about herselves 80% of the time and then you 20%.

  • @EstCrossings
    @EstCrossings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    would have been awesome if you could say yes or no when she asked "Do you want to get married?"

  • @gaiustrollius9920
    @gaiustrollius9920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I love Niko's sarcasm.

  • @JuiceB0X97
    @JuiceB0X97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I'm not surprise that Niko didn't catch a STD messing around with Alex

    • @trecorfido277
      @trecorfido277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Or Carmen.

    • @sweep_swoop
      @sweep_swoop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      No, Niko puts a saddle on his horse.

    • @CubedNightShot9777
      @CubedNightShot9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@sweep_swoop Can't make love without a glove.

    • @ThatOneSniper
      @ThatOneSniper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sweep_swoop Thats honestly amazing Im gonna use that now

    • @yulimartorrealba5851
      @yulimartorrealba5851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sweep_swoop Jajjajajajjaja

  • @bryanpena7268
    @bryanpena7268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    17:02
    Alex: "I'm going to be an important person. I think Ill change the world"
    Niko: *LiKe sTaLiN*
    Alex: "yeah I mean something like that"
    💀💀💀

    • @valgutierrez473
      @valgutierrez473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thats the best dialogue tho JSJSJJA ‘i never think’ ‘like stalin???’ it kills me man

    • @kaitdiaz5649
      @kaitdiaz5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      URSS Anthem Earrape stars playing

    • @bwrri
      @bwrri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@valgutierrez473 weá wena

    • @valgutierrez473
      @valgutierrez473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Barri aguante allendeeeee ahhh

    • @thealandislands4061
      @thealandislands4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaitdiaz5649 Its called the 'USSR'

  • @Countdooku97
    @Countdooku97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    "like Stalin" hahaha

    • @SpinoAdri2001
      @SpinoAdri2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hugo rappe not "jajajajaja" more like a "ooh yes"

  • @shantanu7514
    @shantanu7514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I never really liked Alex but I think she's as depressed as Niko, not as much as him. If you get her drunk, she'll explain how much she hates herself.

  • @TSerr97
    @TSerr97 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Her blog is some of the funniest shit in the game, If your ever find yourself drinking with friends and can't think of something to watch just fire up GTA and read all of the blog posts from her and everyone else. IT IS HILARIOUS.

    • @crimson1million
      @crimson1million ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently she had a threesome with 2 lawyers in a limo

  • @rikkeenora
    @rikkeenora 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The blogpost were she writes she finally gotten her slavic wings is so hilarious!!

  • @yamahapopsuga-r5790
    @yamahapopsuga-r5790 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Alex's first car was a pink Stretch. She mentions it to Niko if he is driving one.

  • @kingastaroth7912
    @kingastaroth7912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I like how GTA IV makes a representation of women in dating websites.
    Selfish, not really looking for a relationship, just wanting to fulfill a need.
    Kiki wants to feel loved after hours working and having no one to listen to her. Also she wants to be recognized as a woman of will and caring for others but she's deeply hypocrite.
    For example, when she says that driving a car is bad for global warming, but if you go out with her with no car, she's going to ask how are you going to get to the place.
    Carmen, just wants to get fun, being looked, adored, that people notice her, I think this is the most of the pretty girls in websites. They say they don't care about your opinion, but if it is positive they'll want more.
    Not for mention that kind of girl who's just interested in money and if you got none, you don't have any chance with her.
    Alex, is the kind of girl who doesn't know what she wants, but it's so selfish. It's kind of intelligent, but she's not using that brain for good things. And actually her feeling of being superior makes her treat other bad.

    • @Nightm4re987
      @Nightm4re987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow

    • @iamvmotherfucker
      @iamvmotherfucker ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Couldn't have said it better myself! Bravo! 👍

    • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
      @Jo-Wilbe-Dina ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I honestly can't blame her for being selfish since no one even actually cares about her and acting the way she does if you realize that her usual good mood and superior behavior was just a facade to hide that she's actually miserable and disappointed with herself in which I find surprisingly sad, so I actually can't help but feel genuinely bad for her. She might be a bit crazy and act like she has everything she that wants, but that only expresses how much she's trying to cope with her lonely life all the while she hides her deepest and saddest secrets with her apathetic behavior and superior status. Nevertheless, she's still the most beautiful out of all the rest of the girls that Niko has dated online despite hiding something dark about herself like the rest, it's genuinely quite heartwarming and depressing at the same time that she actually opens up to Niko at one point in one of their dialogues expressing the truth and the way she truly feels about herself.

    • @fredster594
      @fredster594 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ok incel

    • @zsazsagaborslap1020
      @zsazsagaborslap1020 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s giving incel

  • @barrymk400
    @barrymk400 10 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Alex is my favorite internet girl from the game.

  • @cjfrost1441
    @cjfrost1441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    she repeats EVERYTHING!!!!!

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The cutscene is too long, and she feels like she has to fill the silence, but she has too little to say. That, or her thoughts are so deep and profound that they need to be repeated twice.

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or, maybe, she says it once for Niko, and once more as she types it for her blog.

  • @hunterwanzell7185
    @hunterwanzell7185 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "I'm just.......I'm just special
    *Very special*
    Niko doesn't need guns to murder people.

  • @josepadilla1277
    @josepadilla1277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    After the first date you can call Roman to tell him about it, Niko says he doesn't really like her very much

  • @usebitchutefightcensorship1982
    @usebitchutefightcensorship1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I had no idea this character even existed despite throwing so many hours at this game including browsing all the stupid websites.

    • @anotheryoutubeaccount5259
      @anotheryoutubeaccount5259 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...thanks for sharing

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Alex is so hidden, I doubt many people find her without a walkthrough.

  • @ChillsWithSloths
    @ChillsWithSloths 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Hey man say what you want about her, she handles date cancellations and rejections like a champ. She knows what the game is.

  • @Zennishiable
    @Zennishiable 10 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Lol, i bet 10 bucks that turismo was from that show room :P

    • @alexilopez4760
      @alexilopez4760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kay Redfield or the turismo cheat

    • @aldagusta8625
      @aldagusta8625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Kay Redfield it's their fault for having such breakable windows

    • @gtawalkthrough336
      @gtawalkthrough336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everytime before I date with Alex,I rob the showroom and get Turismo there HA! I finish gta 4 for about 10 times and most of the Turismoes are rob from the showroom.

    • @joaomendes804
      @joaomendes804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alexilopez4760 or that one from Faustin's house

    • @ultimatecontagion
      @ultimatecontagion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That or he went to Faustin's house from Beachgate.

  • @ramonafgh1234
    @ramonafgh1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    41:40 Picking her up in a bus 😂😂 i can't no more 😂😂

  • @slimjimmy693
    @slimjimmy693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The bus had me dying

  • @Megadriver
    @Megadriver 10 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    She was funny. I liked to take her out, cause she keeps talking rubbish. Good for a laugh. And she fits nicely to the story. If I was some big-shot criminal, I'd date a stupid blonde that likes to party and put me at ease XD

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      +justin mccoy
      The whole city has ran through Carmen like a freight train.

    • @VillianEra.Q
      @VillianEra.Q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gohan With Down Syndrome Yeah I played Gay Tony & Luis & his homeboys was saying they all had Carmen & one of them thought she was sweet and innocent 😂

    • @wanilimbe
      @wanilimbe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bullet Club No way...

  • @Hardrockfan21
    @Hardrockfan21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Another time, Alex. We will put on a rain check." Next scene: *raining*

  • @lovelikedrugs
    @lovelikedrugs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Not the usual hangout for a drop-dead gorgeous Algonquin socialite but I'd been snorting painkillers all day and I have to admit that I quite enjoyed it". 😂😂

    • @ecvjtv2778
      @ecvjtv2778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I found myself almost always summarizing her blog with the phrase: "That was.. far more information than I needed"

  • @Hot18Shot
    @Hot18Shot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    One of the most realistic depictions of dating life in a video game.
    Also when Amex asks Niko what he does for a living and he responds with "Construction", that's a reference to the movie GoodFellas, I'm guessing.

    • @Hot18Shot
      @Hot18Shot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Alex

    • @uglukthemedicineman5933
      @uglukthemedicineman5933 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hot18Shot yes.

    • @n8bayonet
      @n8bayonet 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a reference to every single mafia movie/ tv show ever.

  • @sekmesspalvos
    @sekmesspalvos 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Alex is probably one of prettiest girls in the game, but she pisses me off when she complains about Diners, Bars, Clubs, Resrautants, Cars, Clothes although she's babling about her blog which i don't give a fuck about and telling me who she was or not sleeping with.

    • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
      @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re just gonna accept her what she truly is then, if you truly want to keep dating her. Tbh, I’ve met a lot of people like her in real life, and I don’t really mind. I’m not gonna judge them about what they say or do.

    • @anotheryoutubeaccount5259
      @anotheryoutubeaccount5259 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, she lives in Middle Park. Of course she like a nicer car.

  • @randomavenger3048
    @randomavenger3048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    She sounds like everyone with more than 20k followers on Instagram.

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae ปีที่แล้ว +22

    She's like the perfect parody of every (literally) single fan of Sex And The City.

    • @sheraznisar4833
      @sheraznisar4833 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She honestly reminds me a lot of Carrie Bradshaw and Samantha Jones in addition to Paris Hilton.

  • @SCREAMILLUSION
    @SCREAMILLUSION 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I always found it weird the Sentinel isn't considered a luxury car when in real life it is an upscale model..

    • @Hot80s
      @Hot80s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its a 330ci not m3 so not upscale

    • @TeslaHaxz
      @TeslaHaxz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Non car guys be like "BuT iTs A bMw!"

    • @christianl.e.l17
      @christianl.e.l17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TeslaHaxz it is...

    • @TeslaHaxz
      @TeslaHaxz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@christianl.e.l17 just because it's a BMW, doesn't make it a luxury car.

    • @christianl.e.l17
      @christianl.e.l17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TeslaHaxz No, but the brand still on the front and in the end: I'm a "car guy", I have knowledge about this themes... but the price, the trade and the models aren't too cheap.

  • @johnleoalgo9692
    @johnleoalgo9692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Two and a half minutes into this video, and I'm already exhausted listening to this character talk and talk ...

  • @postwallone7052
    @postwallone7052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can’t believe I’m being addicted of these videos hahah I love GTA IV

  • @YABUKIJOE2077
    @YABUKIJOE2077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    28:41 poor Niko

  • @whatever57010
    @whatever57010  11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Thank you for watching, happy you enjoy them :)

  • @eziostone1109
    @eziostone1109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    35:41 "It's Cinderella but with a gender reversal and the internet playing fairy godmother"
    XD XD XD

  • @BadVoodo0
    @BadVoodo0 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When Niko said he worked in construction, I think that's one of the few times he legitimately died inside. He told Alex something real that he just wants to be loved inside, and this spoiled rich American girl doesn't compute any of it at all, the part about being loved even flew pass her head.

    • @vasotomovic667
      @vasotomovic667 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Honestly, if I were playing the game for the 1st time without knowing the dialogue beforehand and I heard Alex dismissing Niko's tragic confession, I'd have Niko dump her.

    • @tigrispanthera5496
      @tigrispanthera5496 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THIS 😭😭 ALEX MOVE BTCH
      it’s okay niko i’m here and i’ll hold you and love you forever

  • @whatever57010
    @whatever57010  11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks, happy you enjoyed it :)

  • @lowercase5104
    @lowercase5104 10 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    wow it scares me that i hoped she wouldn't come up when you threw her in the water

    • @whatever57010
      @whatever57010  10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      that's ok, she annoyed the hell outta me :P

    • @lowercase5104
      @lowercase5104 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ha me too! xD

  • @thatnewpimptrickgangstacli8922
    @thatnewpimptrickgangstacli8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Damn think about it. She’s 40 now

    • @tank3143
      @tank3143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      So is Niko and pretty much everyone in GTA 4.

    • @rampagerichard
      @rampagerichard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tank3143 nope Niko is 42 it says that on the GTA wiki

    • @illegalsmirf
      @illegalsmirf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck...

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hope she got her shit together.

  • @marchrabbit85
    @marchrabbit85 9 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    43:40 Best date ever!

  • @rugbyplayer9100
    @rugbyplayer9100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “That cancer spreading into her abdomen was the best thing that ever happened to me” dear god 😂

  • @gtawalkthrough336
    @gtawalkthrough336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I laugh and cry when you take her to burger shot,haha. Good vid.

  • @samjuri
    @samjuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cant imagine the hours taken to make this video. Thanks u have done the lords work.

  • @RealTalk720
    @RealTalk720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This just confirms kiki is best girl. She listens to Nikos problems and gets the cops off his back. Total mob wife material.

    • @ManLikeEddy
      @ManLikeEddy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      kiki is deluded very deluded she's a good girl but she's damaged beyond repair

    • @acynicalasian
      @acynicalasian 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Bro, what? She's way too clingy and she's a stalker lmao

  • @TheDanrox110
    @TheDanrox110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    20:09 Niko out here getting deep

  • @ViewerMovies3002
    @ViewerMovies3002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I like to make up a theory that niko ends up with Alex after Kate's death. Carmen doesn't like to settle down, sobohoe, and Kiki just drives Niko crazy always accusing him of cheating. NIKO x ALEX 4EVER.

    • @jakub.s938
      @jakub.s938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@rickgrimesdirtyondatass5672 i'm 3 years late but i had a very good laugh after reading your comment 😂

    • @guillermoolivaressedano9137
      @guillermoolivaressedano9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakub.s938 why papu

  • @MrTapelius
    @MrTapelius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    23:55 she is cracking up and showing whats her life really. nicely written character and you really have to snoop around to even meet her and keep dating her to get that line. This kind of depth is lacking in new games.

  • @TracerX
    @TracerX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    24:35 I laughed so hard I almost drowned

  • @SubidubidubiDu1
    @SubidubidubiDu1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    She doesn't like a Mafia Sentinel (black BMW), am I dreaming?

    • @Hot80s
      @Hot80s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its a 330ci, a poser's faux m3

    • @KidJaeProductions
      @KidJaeProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who doesn't like the M3 CSL? Or a mafia M3

    • @Petrospect
      @Petrospect 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Selim Mašić What a joke.

    • @anotheryoutubeaccount5259
      @anotheryoutubeaccount5259 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your boys' toys don't impress anyone except your buddies

    • @anotheryoutubeaccount5259
      @anotheryoutubeaccount5259 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Hot80s Kindergarten comment

  • @stemina77
    @stemina77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks! This is great! Amazing final :)

  • @avennine
    @avennine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i like that quote: ''i'm a one man crime wave''

  • @porukasaposvetom8904
    @porukasaposvetom8904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Niko: Kills Alex by shooting her in a head.
    Alex: "That's it! I'm making my own way home!" 😂😂

  • @papaturko7398
    @papaturko7398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great Video. Very much Information. You know your Stuff

  • @temptemp1192
    @temptemp1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Niko who watched his friends die and probably has a form of ptsd
    Alex: You couldn’t know how I possibly feel

  • @andreashillyer6095
    @andreashillyer6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    if anyone has ever dated a girl like this , I hope you made it our alive and I salute you soldier if your currently in this predicament 🙏

    • @chasingclouds3360
      @chasingclouds3360 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I did and mann it lasted for half a year
      Smhhh

  • @SlurryNoises
    @SlurryNoises ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Alex: "I'm gonna be an important person. I think I'll change the world."
    Niko: "Like Stalin?"
    Alex: "Yeah. I mean something like that."
    💀💀

  • @effartolacobo6742
    @effartolacobo6742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    31:36 lmfao 😂 gotta love Niko's sarcasm

  • @yessir2514
    @yessir2514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Alex: I wanna like change the world.
    Niko: Like Stalin?
    Alex: Sure something like that!
    *facepalms

  • @narutokan
    @narutokan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Why would you put Niko in this kind of torture?

  • @racecar157
    @racecar157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    28:29 we finally learn the cause for the angry/pain from Niko

    • @emanuelespinoza9325
      @emanuelespinoza9325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What's even sadder is that Alex didn't believe him.

  • @melvoHD
    @melvoHD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

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    • @dirtydiesel1149
      @dirtydiesel1149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mhdTV I'm DYING!!

    • @VainerPlatypus
      @VainerPlatypus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmfao how long it take you to write that

    • @gavinl1565
      @gavinl1565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You have how much free time?

    • @yummyEnchilada
      @yummyEnchilada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Still a better love story than twilight

    • @Loopylouie23
      @Loopylouie23 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoooooooo

  • @quickster93
    @quickster93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep learning new things about GTA4, Keep up the good worked👍 liked and sub

  • @faneu7f331
    @faneu7f331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I really liked GTA IV's girlfriend system..shame V didnt have that

  • @mariomontilla326
    @mariomontilla326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Ha fucking ha"

    • @nicecube9555
      @nicecube9555 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      when does she say that????

  • @klobknocker6512
    @klobknocker6512 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm such a failure I'm so depressed. Bitch Niko was in a fucking war and was only one of 3 survivors in a group if 15 witnessing things like that and later going through real depression.

    • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
      @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Doesn’t matter who had it worse, both of them felt miserably depressed from their own experiences and reasons. That alone is why we shouldn’t judge anyone when they’re being all emotional especially when comparing them to anyone who had it worse like Niko because that‘s just genuinely insulting and foolish.

    • @dorchevsky2556
      @dorchevsky2556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jo-Wilbe-Dina based and nuanced take

    • @SoulE_Clips
      @SoulE_Clips ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Jo-Wilbe-Dina that's not the point.

    • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
      @Jo-Wilbe-Dina ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SoulE_Clips i'm pretty sure it is. even if it isn't, does it even matter if it's the point or not? i'm trying to show some perspective here, and you think you can just dispute that and change my mind by saying one liners like "that's not the point" without providing any explanation to back it up afterwards. I can say whatever I want, and I'm not gonna let you stop me from making a point.

    • @FastThenWind
      @FastThenWind 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Jo-Wilbe-Dina W take

  • @whatever57010
    @whatever57010  11 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    weddings don't go very well in the game :P

    • @magicraccoon8483
      @magicraccoon8483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whatever57010 hey bro just wondering are you auatralian?

    • @johnwhite4090
      @johnwhite4090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Magic Raccoon he’s Israeli I think

  • @toybonnie8108
    @toybonnie8108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Ha fucking ha"
    -Alex Chilton/the girl that you'll regret to date

  • @fizzyaider4191
    @fizzyaider4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *You’ve caught me in the right mood*

  • @yusufsaood5484
    @yusufsaood5484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the way niko is so sarcastic

  • @Bloosudio
    @Bloosudio 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks! i enjoy ya videos :)

  • @negatiff3411
    @negatiff3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Okay- I’m a hitman, who works in the organized crime syndicates. My life ended years ago when I saw my childhood friends butchered from the hillside. I’m a one man crime wave who has killed indiscriminately since I turned up here, but inside I just want to be loved. Loved or killed I guess, I don’t know which.”
    “Ha-fucking-ha. What do you really do?”
    “I work in... construction.”

  • @hypoksifilia
    @hypoksifilia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love it how Niko replies "Clever guy" when Alex says that this guy she dated yesterday says her blog was funny and original. Obviously Niko means that he was lying and said that just to get into her pants.

  • @geomodelrailroader
    @geomodelrailroader 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    you just made a mistake here Alex hates dinners take her to the All Star or the Strip Club but don't take her to any dinners and avoid bars below level 50

  • @mr.panamaniac
    @mr.panamaniac ปีที่แล้ว +6

    28:32 love how he's being honest, also the fact he said he works construction is funny af. The basic mobster lie. That and waste management

  • @alexdeghost2729
    @alexdeghost2729 10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    still a batter love story then twilight

  • @kujo4388
    @kujo4388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “Laughing at homeless people” I love her sense of humor.😂😂😂

  • @tete1445
    @tete1445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    41:14 "Good news, Alex. You don't have to worry about slumming it no more. We're done" DEAD 😂😂

  • @MagnesiumKalifaat
    @MagnesiumKalifaat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    12:40
    The way niko pushed alex made me laugh harder then it should've

  • @YoshiIsHitokiri
    @YoshiIsHitokiri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It surprises me how much dialog there is for a character most people prob don’t even know about.

  • @keymaster9200
    @keymaster9200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    41:41 picking her up in a city bus just for a date is hilarious to me 😂 😂😂😂

  • @PeterPranker1
    @PeterPranker1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    She is the kind of woman that I'd date MAYBE three times. TOPS.
    Edit: The sarcasm tho. Chill Niko, jeez!

  • @goodmoney2998
    @goodmoney2998 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing video ! And at the end with the bus ... oh man !