I am a ukrainian, who is fluent in russian, and I was not able to understand you all before, but when I did a pause for a minute and started watching video again and reading the lyrics in the video I freaking started to hear the same things. What a magic.
@aadarsh communism doesn't though, communism has never been tried but true capitalism has, medieval Iceland was true capitalist and everyone was so equal that the women had *INFLUENTAL POWER* so with that being said, communism big gay. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
"God's precious Goomba" welp Mario's going to hell... Also, I love how the song ends, Soviet Russia really wants doors in Belize... and it wants to feel every one of them...
I'm native Russian speaker and I'm dying laughing I switched my thoughts to English while watching this and I don't think I could perceive USSR Anthem as it is ever again
One thing scares me, I am Russian and I understand what the anthem is about, but in the middle I hear English and I don’t understand what the anthem is about...
I'm russian, and I can confirm this is complete accurate. But if serious, I really can hear your lyrics. Though it is really easy to hear original anthem again.
I agree, i thank it will be much more confusing, but its really easy to compare the song with these lyrics, even if english isn't my native and russian is
Long ago, the 195-200 nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Soviet Union attacked. Only the Moos, master of all moo moo, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished... But from the first day I met him, I believed Moos would save the world.
I like to imagine that each time the chorus is repeated, the lyrics being described in it get more and more extreme, and by the end Belize is completely buried in just doors🚪
United forever in friendship and labour Our mighty Republics will ever endure The great Soviet Union will live through the ages The dream of a people, their fortress secure. [Chorus] Long live our Soviet Motherland, Built by the People's mighty hand Long live our People, united and free Strong in our friendship, tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag inspire Shining in glory for all men to see. Through days dark and stormy where great Lenin led us Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above And Stalin our leader with faith in the people Inspired us to build up the land that we love Long live our Soviet Motherland Built by the People's mighty hand Long live our People, united and free Strong in our friendship, tried by fire Long may our Crimson Flag inspire Shining in glory for all men to see We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders, And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame. Our Glory will live in the memory of nations And all generations will honor her name [Chorus] We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame Our Glory will live in the memory of nations And all generations will honor her name
This is just like 2008! If it wasn't for the video quality, I'd think this was a reupload. Thanks for bringing me some of the joy of Old TH-cam. Nothin' but pure fun & silliness!
That's cool and all But does Belize have an intern Gamsat exam that I paid for and is tommorow but I am procrastinating for and have half the material unmemmorized
bruh but this is lyrics is what people think the real lyrics is Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus. Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz! Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe, Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!
Lyrics: Soy sauce Never see me Vest vulpix Scaffolding Lost tea From a yeti Believe Like the moos Fat man For your snoz danny Mole and a hoedown A key In a hole sheets A guest in soy sauce Stop Sad men She starts I care for more (I care) Rogue mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door See how I rode my arm God's precious goomba Belize have a door Sasquatch See see a man Your soul sits well on me And lenin will eat me A ball tossed at me I can’t ride a camel A ball down the road here A frube in a doggy Is pasta for me Stop Sad men She starts I care for more (I care) Rogue mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door See how I rode my arm God's precious goomba Belize have a door John Lennon is scary I take one For years One We live here We lose here And I’m szechuan beef We cross over Sore rabies Spots from a chisel We boom it in La Paz I guess it was we I don’t care She’s man I care for more (I care) Rogue mint Iowa I don’t give a bum I feel your every door See how I rode my arm God’s precious goomba Belize Have a door
I am Russian, so my grandparents told me about life in USSR. In 1986, USSR government made a decision to give Belize a door. As it was said, it would fix the exonomics of some of the remote regions of Russia, Belarus and Lithuania. However, in 1987 something went off the track. The "Belizian door" operation turned against us, which was one of the reasons USSR disintegrated in 1991. From 1987 until now we can not stop feeling that bloody door, and other doors that were also sent to USA, UK, and Japan
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"I don't care"
2 seconds later: "I care for more, I care"
He not care she man, he care for more.
In Soviet Union " we care "
a few second later: "I don't give a bum"
@@tofecaduc6660 WE don't give a bum
Ikr
"lenin will eat me"
"john lenon is scary"
the singer was depressed all the time
John lenin
Wut?
@David Ciorogariu Staph sath meanhsnm
@Lennon Shaughnessy your first name is a last name, you just have 2 last names
no johns
Everyone, one thing we must know is that, “Belize have a door.”
Finnaly someone else posted this
Hey i was about to say that!
It’s at 1:09 btw
This is what teacher should taught us
Oh hoW inForMAtivE. 😐 i DidN'T kNoW.
I am a ukrainian, who is fluent in russian, and I was not able to understand you all before, but when I did a pause for a minute and started watching video again and reading the lyrics in the video I freaking started to hear the same things. What a magic.
Slava Rossiya 🇷🇺
@@zr3755 You didnt even write it correctly loser
Faschist@@zr3755
@@zr3755Гойда!
Ok@@zr3755
the actual russian lyrics: party of lenin, strength of the people
the misheard lyrics: *I feel your every door* *see how i rode my arm*
Also, fuck Lenin
@@acanadiancapitalist2107 lenin was better than Stalin, but still fuck communism
@aadarsh communism doesn't though, communism has never been tried but true capitalism has, medieval Iceland was true capitalist and everyone was so equal that the women had *INFLUENTAL POWER* so with that being said, communism big gay.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
@@libertyprime619 you know I will agree. Stalin was horrible. The purges and everything. Lenin I guess was better
@@libertyprime619 some nations need communism, some need capitalism. case closed
*Watch out comrades, he feels our every door*
xd Wolfyzz and he doesnt give a bum
We must protect our door
I dont have a door.
WE dont have a door.
joe gaming and Lenin will eat him
*Should i be concerned that i found this comment when the video said that-?*
"God's precious Goomba" welp Mario's going to hell...
Also, I love how the song ends, Soviet Russia really wants doors in Belize... and it wants to feel every one of them...
they want to controll the belize.
1:06
So true
3:33
@@mingkanglin9017 lmao
As a french person who lives both iowa and in belize. I can confirm we have a door and always carry a red tictac
I can almost do an Iowa accent, but am better with the r-hanging-onto and long o's of the North Dakota and Wisconsin accents tbh.
I DON'T GIVE A BUM
As a person who doesn't know Russian, these lyrics are 100% accurate !
@Emoji you speak the lyrics??
@Emoji I had a stroke reading thi...
@Emoji its called misheard lyrics, there were supposed to be wrong but this is what english people hear according to that
@@attorneytomannihilator6933 he's russian and don't know how to write in English properly
yes
"Belize, have a door"
"I feel your every door"
Looks like doors were important things in USSR
Of course, when you get out of the Soviet Union, you use the door.
You forget "fat man have a door"
In mother land you don't open and close doors the doors open and close you
@@alexanderosorio8647 XD
Baldi be like
as a Belizean, I can confirm we have a door
LMAO FUNNIEST COMMENT IVE SEEN IN THIS VID
As a Singaporean I can confirm we care for more children
?
What
yes mahn
После этого видео, когда я слышу гимн СССР, я не могу не думать о дверях
Lenin Is coming to eat us
@@MONKEYLOUAI Oh No
@@MONKEYLOUAI ayo 🤨📸
I cant stop thinking of goombas
I feel you...........r every door
There’s three words missing
WE OURS US
True. VERY TRUE
communist Japan Anime Creator your not a communist
Just ours and us
we our us
@@s.c.pfoundation5781 time 2 breach containment come on scps
“STOP, sad men”
Truly peak for Russian history
Nice honey bee
Now I am happy, thanks to the USSR anthem
he cures depression
True
BAD ENDING: they go to gulag
the funny part is, that the lyrics actually makes sense
Yes😂😂😂
what part of this makes sense
edit: i'm getting lots of notifications from people replying a.
I felt that too, lol
Yes
no, they really dont
"I CAN'T RIDE A CAMEL" is the most happy toned in there that makes it funny
"We live here"
"We lose here"
I felt that
Elon: I am gonna defy that
"And I'm Szechuan beef"
@@BAKU2K2 underrated component
Darkest part of "Soviet Union Anthem".
@@BAKU2K2 "We cross over sore babies spots from a chisel..."
"Things to do in Russia"
1. Feeling your every door
2. Demonstrating how I rode my arm
3. Stopping sad men
4. *GOD'S PRECIOUS GOOMBA*
Also, caring for more, caring
You forgot giving Belize a door
You forgot getting ate by Lenin
Also cant ride camels
And booming things in La Paz
As a person from Belize I can confirm, life has gotten significantly better since the Soviet Union gave us a door
They feel your every doors and Lenin will it you
Whaaaaat,........ XD XD XD LMAO
@@RiderBlitz1.0 u ok?
@@Yo-ps2pf they actually gave!?!?!?(i know its a joke)
@@RiderBlitz1.0 no?
I am from Belize and the soviets won't stop feeling our door.
💀
USSR: LEMME FEEL YOUR DOORS!
Moral of the story: soviets can't ride camals.
That why the Afghans won
Hehe
@@wildfoxman8935 hH
They are still saving their secret weapon for later, greater combat: The ability to ride their own arms
@@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713 how do u know
@@wildfoxman8935 because he's a DWARF
2:19 - As a Belizian, I can't believe Soviet Union will give us a door! Such a kind country!
We didn't get our door yet though 😢
@@Parra_Loveryou never well
they gave you a door that's cool bro
@@Jam_the_man me when I never well: 😢😭
Soviet union didint give you a door because now soviet union died (1991)
As a Russian speaking person, listening to this really hurt my brain.
Теперь я не слышу здесь русских слов :(
@@absolutelyrandomnick181 Мне кажется я больше не смогу воспринимать этот гимн нормально.
@@saladwithmusic9729 yes
У меня наоборот всё, я вообще не слышу, что написано в субтитрах :(
@@Lass412 XD
As a person from a post-soviet country, I'm now convinced these are the actual lyrics
As a native Russian speaker, I keep constantly switching between these and the actual lyrics, this fucks with my brain so hard
But this is the Soviet anthem
OH SHIT
THEYRE INVADING
*happy Simo Häyhä noises
You are God’s precious gooma
Infinite IQ
@@lolbitgamingii4912 , if it happens to me too, I'm infinite IQ too?
same
I'm native Russian speaker and I'm dying laughing
I switched my thoughts to English while watching this and I don't think I could perceive USSR Anthem as it is ever again
Слава Советской Армии !
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So, can the USSR feel every door?
Did the Soviets give the Belizeans their door?
lmao
@@stormninjabros025 Yes
Dislikers are people who dosent believe that belize have a door
"Believe like the moos"
“God’s precious goomba” lol
I feel your every door
I have a great hatred of Belize so I took all there doors them giving them a door offended me
I just came across this as it happened
As a person from la paz I can confirm they boomed us
😂😂😂
"Lenin will eat me"
"I cant ride a camel"
"We live here,
We lose here."
This is so fucking great! xDD
Thanks for the likes my loved comrades. ;P
Don't forget God's precious Goomba
There sungs: "Ленин великий" - "The Great Lenin". This word is heard correctly.
And I’m Szechuan beef.
*v o r e*
As a person with a door, I can confirm that the Soviet union feels it.
@normal roblox gamer lol
how do they feel it
@@9azodnwlm they touch it: every day the Soviet Union comes to touch my door to see if the wood feels nice at touch. 😂
I can feel the USSR's door if I can torch it
As a person with a door, this is incorrect. Must be a regional thing
“We live here, we lose here, and I’m Szechuan beef”
- top 10 inspiring quotes
Ye
@Comrade lol i have never heard about Lenin roll. Epic
rick and morty reference
This comment has 333 likes
Simply amazing
It makes more sense than half of real anthems 💀
Yeah, makes more sense than Bosnia anthem which doesn't even have text, lol.
1980:
K.G.B. Officer: "We are here to feel your doors."
U.S.S.R citizen: "No. They are my doors"
K.G.B. Officer : "Our doors, right?"
Belize will take it then 😤
Дверь наша бич
Belize: no,its *MY* DOOR1
@@thecollector6392 Our doors, right comrade?
@@Evil_EmperorOfficial ☭: Our country, our city, our homes, our everything in your house
“Stop sad men”
We did it boys, we ended depression
The Soviet Union helped us a lot
Me who is a female: *depression +100 points!*
@@RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr men = mankind = all humans = women as well
@@RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr stop sad women
@@Astra_Makula LOL
When we were young, we only listened to the song.
When we grow up, we understand the lyrics.
The lyrics:
It could also be:
When we're happy, we enjoy the song
When we're sad, we understand the lyrics
The lyrics:
@@LarryTheTugaGamer1511 Is so sad to feel a door.
it is so sad to boom it in la pas
The pain riding my own arm
Give Belize a door
As a person from Belize I am very grateful for the soviet union gifting us doors
"We live here, we lose here, and I'm Szechuan beef!"
such a powerful message... 😭
Deep
This is the quote that will keep me going for years
*Inzpreraztion* *insert meme man here*
I want Szechuan
Beef
"A Frube in a doggy is pasta for me."
- Vladimir Lenin, 1917
Vladimir pootis
Yummy....
🤔
Official Comintern slogan for a while
"God's precious Goomba..."
"And Lenin will eat me..."
I died there xD
Im scared of lenin now
@@mraidenjohn451 😂😂same here I don’t want him to eat my ass
RIP😂😂😂😂
@@mraidenjohn451 good that lenin is dead i dont want him eating me
@@mraidenjohn451 not lenin leNNON the beatle member (modified from oversimplified version )
"Stop sad men"
"I feel your every door"
"See, See a man"
"I can't ride a camel"
My fav parts
"We live here,
We lose here,
And I'm Szechuan Beef."
There is so much meaning in this line.
That's why Lenin ate 'em
Lenin: Yum
In all seriousness the first two lines are actually deep
One thing scares me, I am Russian and I understand what the anthem is about, but in the middle I hear English and I don’t understand what the anthem is about...
it’s was about god’s precious goomba all this time
I can’t ride a camel was so clear
@@Pip200ne ikr
Same!
"God's precious Goomba."
Remember bois, don't stomp on Goombas when playing Mario
Challenge accepted
@THE LEGENDARY GAMER Yo I found a Czech ball in the wild
@@zuultux8853 relatable
@@ethanmatthewbaroma520 lol
I’m dead😂😂😂😂💀💀 you even made the video funnier. How how worse can this comment section get?!
"John Lennon is scary" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
I'm russian, and I can confirm this is complete accurate.
But if serious, I really can hear your lyrics. Though it is really easy to hear original anthem again.
I agree, i thank it will be much more confusing, but its really easy to compare the song with these lyrics, even if english isn't my native and russian is
Hello comrade
Тоже самое
what are the real lyrics lol
у меня диссонанс происходит
"believe like the moos"
the most inspirational quote i have ever heard
made my day....🤣🤣🤣
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa
I believe in the 🐮s
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Long ago, the 195-200 nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Soviet Union attacked. Only the Moos, master of all moo moo, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished... But from the first day I met him, I believed Moos would save the world.
"I feel your every door"
I'm 14 and this is deep.
Edit: Don't go to the replies on this comment, it is a hellhole.
kid
@@rogetta-flores ..? it was a joke
y e s
@@Ascalipsa You are 14. You're too young for the Internet.
@@rogetta-flores 1st of all I'm not 14, I'm not the one that wrote the comment and the comment is making fun of stereotypes.
To this day, this is one of the greatest videos on TH-cam
it is doing more to unite the workers than any election
As a Russian I'm not even offended this is fucking hilarious
Same
CoMmIe 🤡
Жиза
@@y.a.c. You go get em Dwight!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@mrrexychomp9829 I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
*ps I was being sarcastic if you couldn’t tell*
Kid: Has long nails
Teacher: *Now this is an avengers level threat*
Kid: Gets bullied
The entire school: 2:52
I see your a man of reccomendations as well
@@ercmangu7584 Dumb schools ? The ultra dumb schools are in india and you know it
@@suchirghuwalewala dumb means stupid btw
@@jasonalex7640 stupid means dumb btw
@@suchirghuwalewala What do you mean Indian schools? US Schools have the worst type of management and students.
Alternative Title: How to sing the USSR anthem if you aren’t Russian
Underrated comment
11/10 would sing the Soviet Anthem again
this is how I learn how to sing the ussr anthem lol
Ну да
@@TheBeanGoingUp Dq
I love how some of the best lines in the song are simply offering a door to Belize
I like to imagine that each time the chorus is repeated, the lyrics being described in it get more and more extreme, and by the end Belize is completely buried in just doors🚪
@@PBJellyBoi i want to see that irl
There 's no "simply" about this highly strategic move.
@@Lina_Antoniou real
Alternative title: How to sing the USSR Anthem if you don't know Russian
Yes
Da.
(I think that’s how you say it)
I wont like this post bc he has 69 likes but that is a good name for this vid
But if you know Russian, it's actually close to nightmare
@@scpmonthly8130 in russian it would be да but romanized it is da. I am not russian. Just a bulgarian and a gamer
"and lenin will eat me"
"i cant ride a camel"
"john lennon is scary"
"we lose here"
LMAO THOSE ARE THE LINES THAT MADE ME CRACK UP
''we live here, we lose here and I'm szechuan beef!''
lmfao
@@vincentjosephcopian5396 I also laughed at that lmao
I laughed at how well the I don't care fits in
Gods favorite Goomba is what killed me 😂
@@deathwings51 precious*
Not favourite
As a Russian, I can confirm I feel your doors
Indeed.
What does my door feel like? Just curious
@@WoodlouseFairy Your door feels like wood nailed to the sides of your wall.
@@janazilinkova8140 it is!!
@@WoodlouseFairy See? We know everything about yours and others doors.
As a Russian, “I feel your every door” is the only way I sing it now.
"I feel your every door" is one of the creepiest thing to say to someone.
I just realized it, It is indeed creepy and very meaningful
𝒊 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓
Then, now as I think about it, I think
"I see through every crack" while in a US bathroom with stalls might be even worse.
Ḭ̸̥͈͔̜̩͍̖̙̦̖͖͆̃͛̾̄́̏̊͘͘͝͠ ̶͈̰͚͉̟͕͉́̐̈́̅f̵̘̣̙̼̲͍̻́͛̃̇̈́̀̃̑̕ȅ̵̢̗͉̼̗͐̓͐̂̈́̌͘ẹ̸͆̓̊̌l̸̮̜̗͋ ̴͙̀̈̓̎͆̔̋͘̚ỹ̶̧̢̖̣̪̓̊̍ͅo̵̧͓̜͉̲̯͙͈͈͐̊͐̅̀͗̍̎̾̚͜͠u̶̧̽͋̾͛̈̏̄̂͊̚͝r̸̢̲̰͈̱̘̺̝̬̞̲̓̾͜ ̵̡̢̼̎͒e̴̡̪͑͌͌͆̆̓̚͝v̸̪͓̣̟̜̋̋̆̐͌̾ė̶̢̧̢̼͇̗͈͉̂͊̍̍̒̈́͂̓̀̀͜r̵̭̣̰̞͇̦̺̈́y̸̥̜̖̰̳̠̰͊̉̍̑͊͂̈̏́͝ ̸̨̜̻͙͎̙̺̺͒́͘͜͜͝d̵̤̥̻͈̪̤̆̈́̊͒̿̈́͊̈̚o̶̳̘͛̿́̔̓̂̑́͂͌̆̏ơ̵̤͊͊̌́̈́̈́̇̐̽r̵̛̜̪̥̳͈͔̾̉͆̅͝
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch mmmmm nope
Its so confusing when you know the actual lyrics
Ikr
I made it 69-
United forever in friendship and labour
Our mighty Republics will ever endure
The great Soviet Union will live through the ages
The dream of a people, their fortress secure.
[Chorus]
Long live our Soviet Motherland,
Built by the People's mighty hand
Long live our People, united and free
Strong in our friendship, tried by fire.
Long may our Crimson Flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see.
Through days dark and stormy where great Lenin led us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin our leader with faith in the people
Inspired us to build up the land that we love
Long live our Soviet Motherland
Built by the People's mighty hand
Long live our People, united and free
Strong in our friendship, tried by fire
Long may our Crimson Flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our Glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honor her name
[Chorus]
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame
Our Glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honor her name
soyuz is nothing like soy sauce
I’m thinking this right now lmao
I appreciate your 4 hours and 38 minutes!
"Lenin will eat me"
"There's pasta for me"
"John lennon is scary"
"Belize has a door"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Spots from a chisel
Can't ride a camel
I don't give a bum
John Lennon is scary
I feel your every door
As native Russian speaker, this hits extremely hard, almost dying from laughter.
жиза, я чуть не задохнулась от смеха
My brain hurts after this. I understand the russian part but the english part makes sense as well
@@gnilscorp Я не русский, лол, но мне больше нравится английская версия
@@o_s-24 Fr but English sounds more basic lol
да💀
As a Russian, I can confirm that lyrics is 100% accurate
Yeah you can feel every door. Yeah
As a sad man, I'll stop
K antonin skeevalker
@@avoonfigeredo4734 we feel your every door thats right
Я тоже
This is just like 2008! If it wasn't for the video quality, I'd think this was a reupload. Thanks for bringing me some of the joy of Old TH-cam. Nothin' but pure fun & silliness!
It’s videos like these that make me realize there are people out there with an actual sense of humor.
what
ikr
Is that so? Yeah, right...
*loud fart noise*
And russians.
My minds is being torn apart between actually understanding lyrics and text.
I felt it when they said “I feel your every door” and “And Lenin will eat me” I really personally felt that. You have made my day
@Nhân Hà Đăng OH NOW IM LOCKING MY ROOM DOORS TONIGHT
69 likes
@@jackbal395 Thanks bro I never thought my comment would get so many likes 👍 thanks dude
When they said we live here we lose here dam that hits hard
@@sergeantsainsburys9181 Real hard bro
“God’s precious Goomba” is such a great line
10/10 masterpiece 💫
@BruhPlayzYT how it disrespect?
@BruhPlayzYT no. It just a joke.
@BruhPlayzYT so how is it disrespectful?
As a catholic, there's nothing serious here. It's fine.
*watch out comrade, he feels our every door*
💀💀
I think they were just collecting data for the door they ended up offering to Belize.
As a russian, this was hardly recognizable but sometimes this was fucking accurate phonetically
yes
Yep I can't even misheard it
Особенно момент с Джон Ленон ис скэри идеально подошёл.
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch Well yeah sometimes, but not all.
@@sannikovbobik Was that comment about this name or his comment? Because both fit.
Moral of the story that we can take from this song
"Belize literally have doors"
And we feel your every door
That's cool and all
But does Belize have an intern Gamsat exam that I paid for and is tommorow but I am procrastinating for and have half the material unmemmorized
@@Nick8944. WE*
Actually Belize is a door
@@WebDiice ok
"We live here,
We lose here."
that's... oddly profound
AND IM SZECHUAN BEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!
WE CROSS OVER SOUR BABIES
*Our* earth
@@jus1t-gg SPOTS FROM A CHISEL
BELIZE HAVE A DOOR 🚪🚪🚪🚪🚪
Help, I forgot how to speak Russian
слишком плохо для тебя
Man, I was so invested on the new lyrics that I actually forgot that I’m a native Russian speaker😅
Same
Мне наоборот показалось, что такой прикол на меня не работает, потому что я нэтив рашн спикер 🙂
Половина текста мимо имхо
@@__ash13__ А по мне всё в точку
@@ekaneev111 год блес йор прешес гумбаз
Very inspirational and deep lines
"I feel your every door"
"We live here,we lose here"
"I care for more,I care"
"Stop sad men"
“Gods precious Goomba”
“Your soul sits well on me”
“I don’t give a bum”
WE NUKE IT IN LA PAZ, I GUESS IT WAS ME.
I D O N ' T C A R E
"SORE RABIES"
cant forget this
*"I don't care!"*
Also the anthem: *"I care!"*
Me: _[visible confusion]_
Can you stop looking at my history
And why are you here
Rebel FBI?
@@dimitryv6507
I FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR
Hello there
kinda like your ex
@@dimitryv6507 r/ihavereddit
Can we just appreciate that if we were to choose an ideology based purely on their anthem we would all be Soviet by now.
America/Britain: John Lennon
Russia: *J O H N L E N I N*
Hahahahhahahha Underrated ASF
Also don't forget Silvester Stalone and Stalin.
@@quuaaarrrk8056 ahh yessh
Not LennON, LeNIN! The Russian communist!
Lennon lived
Lennon is alive
Lennon will live
Alternative title: *"How to sing the Soviet Anthem without actually knowing the lyrics"*
bruh but this is lyrics is what people think
the real lyrics is Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!
@@alden8231 its a joke dumbass
@Alden It's just a joke bro
@@alden8231 I only know the new one lol but there‘s overlap
@@alden8231 So uh Im gonna copy this and make Google translate sing it
" I feel your every door! "
- random KGB officer
” We can fell your every door! ”
- same thing but more communist
As someone from La Paz, I now have PTSD.
America: I don’t give a shit!
Soviet Union: I DONT GIVE A BUM!!!
BAHAHHAHAA
I thought it was "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!"
WE dont give a bum
AHAHAHAHAHHA
Correction:WE don't give a shit creator
As a Russian American who is bilingual, this really fucked with my brain but I loved it!
Same
Ikr
I was trying to sing along and was so confused on why what I was reading was off 😂😂😂
As a bilingual Mexican a part of me doesn’t know why I’m here and how I got here, but also loves it
Fucked with OUR brain
"I care for more!"
"I don't care"
Top 10 anime betrayals.
I care for more
I care
Fck your anime
Just leaving a comment here so I can get a notification when a fight breaks out here
@@Lemonn1016 calm down son it's just a comment
@@Reinhardt7853 don't worry comrade, I'll start the fight now
EVERYONE HERE IS A MOTHeRF_ER
I remember when this video was a week old. Now its 5 years, Time flies so fast
"Stop sad men she starts
I care for more I care"
Truly poetic
I can’t stop laughing at “GOD’S PRECIOUS GOOMBA”
Dont laugh, hail the god's PRECIOUS GOOMBA
what happens if I jump on it ?
@@Rex_Treez You will become the epitome of God's wrath. You break his precious Goomba, you break the man himself. The G man is gonna be angy af
Same xD
@@thestormyblizzard1357 *jumps on Gods precious Goomba*
"I don't care, she's man?
I care for more..."
Guys, this killed me
me too!
@@jiaqiderkrasseYour stepfather too
Mbappe: my antham
THIS KILLED US
wait so you died are you good?
If you feel old, remember tomorrow is the 6th Anniversary of this video
Lenin : promises peace,bread and land to Russians
Russians : and Lenin will eat me
give poor belize a door
A BALL TOSSED AT ME
And being comfused by god’s precious goomba from a gam that was made 100 years later
I can’t ride a camel
@@Im_doing_fine_thank_you A BALL DOWN THE ROAD HERE
"God's precious Goomba"
"Belize have a door"
"Lost tea from a Yeti"
"Lenin will eat me"
I literally died...
and I'm Szechuan beef
we liv here we lose here AND IM 四川 BEEF!!!!
I believe it would be 100× funnier if we knew what the originals meant
I don't give a bum
We boom it!
*"We Boom it in La Paz"*
Now that's what I call Russian
LOL UNDERRATED COMMENT
LOL UNDERRATED REPLY
Happy Bolivian noises
@@iansoliz3874 Sad Bolivian Noises
@@bathamsteryt Scared Bolivian noises
2:57 She’s man?
Unfortunately, comrade 😢
"God's precious goomba"
Ah yes, God's finest creation.
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch ok and
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch good luck at hell :)
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch imagine sensoring thing that we alr know kid
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch go to religion channelwith that name
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch You heretic !!!
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me: nothing
My brain: *God's precious Goomba*
*i m a o*
S T O P
S A D
M E N
@@keekonan No I am gonna do it.
Underrated asf
*I F E E L Y O U R*
*E V E R Y D O O R*
The 2:30 "we live here, we lose here" actually made sense and was patriotic
And I’m Szechuan beef
JOHN LENNON IS SCARY
La verdad es que si tiene sentido :^
It sounded like something the Soviet Union would actually put in their anthem
@@whatever5401 fuera de broma creo que hubiera quedado perfecto en el himno
As person that was living in Soviet Union, i confirm that lyrics is 100% real.
"I FEEL YOUR EVERY DOOR!!"
*Cries tears of patriotism*
no.
We feel Our every dur.
@@埊 yes... Comrade
"Remember no russian"
69
@@mcperez7530 nice
"I don't care"
"She's man?"
" *I care for more* "
I don't get it. Why is the picture for "she starts" a woman with a cell phone in one hand and a stop sign in the other?
@@japanpanda2179 she doesnt care about the stop sign and starts (speaking)
It's ok as long as there's a hole -a wise person
Hahahahahahahahaha
There are no mistakes
-master Oogway
Lyrics:
Soy sauce
Never see me
Vest vulpix
Scaffolding
Lost tea
From a yeti
Believe
Like the moos
Fat man
For your snoz danny
Mole and a hoedown
A key
In a hole sheets
A guest in soy sauce
Stop
Sad men
She starts
I care for more (I care)
Rogue mint
Iowa
I don’t give a bum
I feel your every door
See how I rode my arm
God's precious goomba
Belize have a door
Sasquatch
See see a man
Your soul sits well on me
And lenin will eat me
A ball tossed at me
I can’t ride a camel
A ball down the road here
A frube in a doggy
Is pasta for me
Stop
Sad men
She starts
I care for more (I care)
Rogue mint
Iowa
I don’t give a bum
I feel your every door
See how I rode my arm
God's precious goomba
Belize have a door
John Lennon is scary
I take one
For years
One
We live here
We lose here
And I’m szechuan beef
We cross over
Sore rabies
Spots from a chisel
We boom it in La Paz
I guess it was we
I don’t care
She’s man
I care for more (I care)
Rogue mint
Iowa
I don’t give a bum
I feel your every door
See how I rode my arm
God’s precious goomba
Belize
Have a door
Gonna sing this brb
how much free time do you have
@@mrjm2 quite limited but i can still manage
@JM2 enough
*"I don't give a bum"*
I am Russian, so my grandparents told me about life in USSR. In 1986, USSR government made a decision to give Belize a door. As it was said, it would fix the exonomics of some of the remote regions of Russia, Belarus and Lithuania. However, in 1987 something went off the track. The "Belizian door" operation turned against us, which was one of the reasons USSR disintegrated in 1991. From 1987 until now we can not stop feeling that bloody door, and other doors that were also sent to USA, UK, and Japan
As a Russian, I can confirm that this was an actual text for our anthem.
Cyka? Is pasta for yhu😂
I dont even need to learn your language. I can just sing this and it will be all fine.
@@W0B0N 🤣ahh okay
"our", дурачек свой гимн от советского отличить не может.
@@ГенкаСвист да ты не ошибся