Soviet Union Anthem - MISHEARD LYRICS

[@IdiotWithNo_S_key]

"stop sad men"
Depression rates drops to 0%

[@b.tiqueabsolute81]

What about the women

[@ed1tz468]

@@b.tiqueabsolute81 man kind is also woman

[@cilantrobasket7694]

@@b.tiqueabsolute81 depression rates drop 50%

[@jorgedeanoperez2997]

That's the power of communism

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@b.tiqueabsolute81 if you couldn't understand what the other guy said, he meant "mankind is also women"

[@tonychow7852]

the funny part is, that the lyrics actually makes sense

[@thedesertfox5331]

Yes😂😂😂

[@froyoreal]

what part of this makes sense
edit: i'm getting lots of notifications from people replying a.

[@krishnachaudhary2391]

I felt that too, lol

[@Cobra_BITE-di6cw]

Yes

[@pr0sk8r69]

no, they really dont

[@fakescp682]

"i feel your every door"
"god's precious goomba"
"Lenin will eat me"
"Stop sad men"
"Belize have a door"
"John lennon is scary"
These parts made me on the floor rolling XD

[@kemal.mapping]

"See how I rode my arm" 😂😂😂

[@Rick-vf8hm]

Believe like the moos
Fat man for your snoz, danny

[@user-vp8fu4yz1y]

☢☢☢☢☢☢☢THAT SICK!

[@amozcheng]

And I’m Szechuan Beef😅

[@FlorenceReianeLouriceVillareiz]

@fakescp683 That every line was so funny. I could not stop laughing 😅

[@fel-is]

As a Russian, this stuff is confusing when trying to catch the real lyrics while reading the misheard ones
Brain hurts

[@ImPedofinderGeneral]

in my case I just can't match the words with anything other than the Russian words. Lenin protects!

[@AlfredoParra-cs4yw]

Don’t use brain to long might give headache. -Boris 2023

[@grandmasteryoda2605]

God's Precious Goomba goes beyond the language barrier

[@anunimportantaccount]

that's what i thought

[@rivenoak]

@@ImPedofinderGeneral da !

[@Sammy-dq6wt]

the actual russian lyrics: party of lenin, strength of the people
the misheard lyrics: *I feel your every door* *see how i rode my arm*

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

Also, fuck Lenin

[@libertyprime619]

@@acanadiancapitalist2107 lenin was better than Stalin, but still fuck communism

[@libertyprime619]

@aadarsh communism doesn't though, communism has never been tried but true capitalism has, medieval Iceland was true capitalist and everyone was so equal that the women had *INFLUENTAL POWER* so with that being said, communism big gay.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[@acanadiancapitalist2107]

@@libertyprime619 you know I will agree. Stalin was horrible. The purges and everything. Lenin I guess was better

[@swolzer]

@@libertyprime619 some nations need communism, some need capitalism. case closed

[@Malikin]

"lenin will eat me"
"john lenon is scary"
the singer was depressed all the time

[@Boop__Doop]

John lenin

[@dhclassicwasstolen]

Wut?

[@equilibrum999]

@David Ciorogariu Staph sath meanhsnm

[@thesadslav419]

@Lennon Shaughnessy your first name is a last name, you just have 2 last names

[@lelslie7407]

no johns

[@Egor00f]

После этого видео, когда я слышу гимн СССР, я не могу не думать о дверях

[@MONKEYLOUAI]

Lenin Is coming to eat us

[@Question-mark21]

​@@MONKEYLOUAI Oh No

[@JohanBautista-fm9xy]

​@@MONKEYLOUAI ayo 🤨📸

[@user-si5xu2rh2t]

I cant stop thinking of goombas

[@DragonOfTheMortalKombat]

I feel you...........r every door

[@FarahFeires]

I got dying at
“Lost tea from a yeti”
“see how I rode my arm”
“Belize, have a door”
😂

[@chris1to1pher]

"Belize, have a door" especially

[@notinsideyourwalls]

“John Lennon is scary”

[@ahronthegreat]

Nah it Lenin eating you that got me guess the famines got a bit too bad

[@WidespreadUSSportFan2011]

Belize, have a doooooooooooooooooor

[@mexicoball494]

That had me dying 😭💀

[@hypercat9471]

"I don't care"
2 seconds later: "I care for more, I care"

[@kasaneluvr_7371]

He not care she man, he care for more.

[@nicolaeceausescu2434]

In Soviet Union " we care "

[@tofecaduc6660]

a few second later: "I don't give a bum"

[@destructo938]

@@tofecaduc6660 WE don't give a bum

[@mostafasaleh1135]

Ikr

[@otterfan65]

*Watch out comrades, he feels our every door*

[@Jon-su5my]

xd Wolfyzz and he doesnt give a bum

[@9-diligencevincecobacha746]

We must protect our door

[@constent5394]

I dont have a door.
WE dont have a door.

[@captainretro373]

joe gaming and Lenin will eat him

[@thatclassclown7587]

*Should i be concerned that i found this comment when the video said that-?*

[@salovik2449]

I am a ukrainian, who is fluent in russian, and I was not able to understand you all before, but when I did a pause for a minute and started watching video again and reading the lyrics in the video I freaking started to hear the same things. What a magic.

[@zr3755]

Slava Rossiya 🇷🇺

[@salovik2449]

@@zr3755 You didnt even write it correctly loser

[@sorry_this_channel_closed]

Faschist​@@zr3755

[@Ninel_Pie]

Чел..​@@zr3755

[@SautEmaster3000]

As a french person who lives both iowa and in belize. I can confirm we have a door and always carry a red tictac

[@WidespreadUSSportFan2011]

I can almost do an Iowa accent, but am better with the r-hanging-onto and long o's of the North Dakota and Wisconsin accents tbh.

[@Katslia]

"Things to do in Russia"
1. Feeling your every door
2. Demonstrating how I rode my arm
3. Stopping sad men
4. *GOD'S PRECIOUS GOOMBA*

[@Algerreichen]

Also, caring for more, caring

[@uncontrolledchaos8701]

You forgot giving Belize a door

[@shadowman8535]

You forgot getting ate by Lenin

[@sugomanuts7819]

Also cant ride camels

[@nobleaches1379]

And booming things in La Paz

[@mrmavik6073]

As a Russian speaking person, listening to this really hurt my brain.

[@absolutelyrandomnick181]

Теперь я не слышу здесь русских слов :(

[@saladwithmusic9729]

@@absolutelyrandomnick181 Мне кажется я больше не смогу воспринимать этот гимн нормально.

[@Lass412]

@@saladwithmusic9729 yes

[@kit.mudylo]

У меня наоборот всё, я вообще не слышу, что написано в субтитрах :(

[@ominious7082]

@@Lass412 XD

[@USCA_CMD14]

"I CAN'T RIDE A CAMEL" is the most happy toned in there that makes it funny

[@TheHappyjack1]

I am from Belize and the soviets won't stop feeling our door.

[@zerex945]

💀

[@America1776.]

USSR: LEMME FEEL YOUR DOORS!

[@Titancameramanedits5614]

​@@America1776. MERICA?!?!

[@lancehoward3990]

as a Belizean, I can confirm we have a door

[@OmarBoxing]

LMAO FUNNIEST COMMENT IVE SEEN IN THIS VID

[@sidah9871]

As a Singaporean I can confirm we care for more children

[@ayanghosh2007]

?

[@akuganteng790]

What

[@itzchrishere804]

yes mahn

[@triatanstopmotions4157]

Moral of the story: soviets can't ride camals.
That why the Afghans won

[@wildfoxman8935]

Hehe

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@wildfoxman8935 hH

[@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713]

They are still saving their secret weapon for later, greater combat: The ability to ride their own arms

[@wildfoxman8935]

@@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713 how do u know

[@judicatorhurayth1927]

@@wildfoxman8935 because he's a DWARF

[@eliasmathew797]

As an Iowan, I feel proud to know that the USSR loves us

[@elgrandefleau7359]

No but for real apparently XI Jinping (Chinese communist president) loves you guys, apparently he really loves Iowa, and is even considered a « Great friend » of it.
I’m not even joking lmao 🤣

[@eliasmathew797]

@@elgrandefleau7359tbh, I also knew that. Crazy how much Iowa is loved by the Communist leaders 😂😂

[@richardtreanton8168]

I live in Iowa too

[@nerdynerd1024]

I do too. I think it has something to do with the French. I don't think they got the news that the Paris commune ended & that Iowa is part of the US now. That's just my head cannon.

[@NotUsa101]

Wdym they love you? They dont give a bum

[@Manatee_888]

As a person from a post-soviet country, I'm now convinced these are the actual lyrics

[@mbautista_06]

Everyone, one thing we must know is that, “Belize have a door.”

[@RocketLeagueIsGood]

Finnaly someone else posted this

[@KidNamedFinger069]

Hey i was about to say that!

[@LushSSB]

It’s at 1:09 btw

[@Giaan.]

This is what teacher should taught us

[@darshanik8426]

Oh hoW inForMAtivE. 😐 i DidN'T kNoW.

[@Irma_Inahd]

Kid: Has long nails
Teacher: *Now this is an avengers level threat*
Kid: Gets bullied
The entire school: 2:52

[@RandomPerson-ob1hk]

I see your a man of reccomendations as well

[@suchirghuwalewala]

@@ercmangu7584 Dumb schools ? The ultra dumb schools are in india and you know it

[@jasonalex7640]

@@suchirghuwalewala dumb means stupid btw

[@icii0i40]

@@jasonalex7640 stupid means dumb btw

[@supershaun2932]

@@suchirghuwalewala What do you mean Indian schools? US Schools have the worst type of management and students.

[@H.Hippo_]

It makes more sense than half of real anthems 💀

[@NostalgiaOnTheWB]

"Stop sad men"
"I feel your every door"
"See, See a man"
"I can't ride a camel"
My fav parts

[@katranian]

"Belize, have a door"
"I feel your every door"
Looks like doors were important things in USSR

[@yosoft7695]

Of course, when you get out of the Soviet Union, you use the door.

[@yosoft7695]

You forget "fat man have a door"

[@alexanderosorio8647]

In mother land you don't open and close doors the doors open and close you

[@yosoft7695]

@@alexanderosorio8647 XD

[@germandoctor9985]

Baldi be like

[@georgevolkov2158]

As a Russian I'm not even offended this is fucking hilarious

[@kindaway]

Same

[@y.a.c.]

CoMmIe 🤡

[@pavlychev_funny]

Жиза

[@mrrexychomp9829]

@@y.a.c. You go get em Dwight!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@y.a.c.]

@@mrrexychomp9829 I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
*ps I was being sarcastic if you couldn’t tell*

[@DrIncrdblyEvlFshFce]

"John Lennon is scary" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@DarkGate-histogeo]

As a person from la paz I can confirm they boomed us

[@ShauMapping]

"God's precious Goomba..."
"And Lenin will eat me..."
I died there xD

[@mraidenjohn451]

Im scared of lenin now

[@user-ut1ir8os8k]

@@mraidenjohn451 😂😂same here I don’t want him to eat my ass

[@deshanzelaya8197]

RIP😂😂😂😂

[@heyidoexist796]

@@mraidenjohn451 good that lenin is dead i dont want him eating me

[@rayh6118]

@@mraidenjohn451 not lenin leNNON the beatle member (modified from oversimplified version )

[@DeakanMe]

There’s three words missing
WE OURS US

[@berlykimberlykim7861]

True. VERY TRUE

[@s.c.pfoundation5781]

communist Japan Anime Creator your not a communist

[@AenemicTOOL]

Just ours and us

[@mjaned0528]

we our us

[@randomoutofthebluevideoofr744]

@@s.c.pfoundation5781 time 2 breach containment come on scps

[@sarthakthememegod]

I appreciate your 4 hours and 38 minutes!

[@mcr_enjoyer7]

I have saved this song to my music playlist and I don't regret it one bit.

[@gladwrapenjoyer1973]

As a person from Belize I can confirm, life has gotten significantly better since the Soviet Union gave us a door

[@HsHs-mr5zn]

They feel your every doors and Lenin will it you

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

Whaaaaat,........ XD XD XD LMAO

[@Yo-ps2pf]

@@RiderBlitz1.0 u ok?

[@RiderBlitz1.0]

@@Yo-ps2pf they actually gave!?!?!?(i know its a joke)

[@Joa_sss]

@@RiderBlitz1.0 no?

[@thedeadcannotdie]

"God's precious Goomba" welp Mario's going to hell...
Also, I love how the song ends, Soviet Russia really wants doors in Belize... and it wants to feel every one of them...

[@equilibrum999]

they want to controll the belize.

[@thegreydragon954]

1:06

[@firefly7451]

So true

[@herbleave8023]

3:33

[@vedantbhalla2571]

@@mingkanglin9017 lmao

[@angolin9352]

This is just like 2008! If it wasn't for the video quality, I'd think this was a reupload. Thanks for bringing me some of the joy of Old TH-cam. Nothin' but pure fun & silliness!

[@OnePeiceEditzx]

As a person from Belize I am very grateful for the soviet union gifting us doors

[@wasbread1174]

As a person who doesn't know Russian, these lyrics are 100% accurate !

[@vaishakp1356]

@Emoji you speak the lyrics??

[@attorneytomannihilator6933]

@Emoji I had a stroke reading thi...

[@Fs-zr7rf]

@Emoji its called misheard lyrics, there were supposed to be wrong but this is what english people hear according to that

[@kindaway]

@@attorneytomannihilator6933 he's russian and don't know how to write in English properly

[@notallthatskilled]

yes

[@thealexguy1486]

"We live here"
"We lose here"
I felt that

[@rayirth.upside-down]

Elon: I am gonna defy that

[@BAKU2K2]

"And I'm Szechuan beef"

[@ernstthalmann4306]

@@BAKU2K2 underrated component

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

Darkest part of "Soviet Union Anthem".

[@jamelabarrogo3749]

@@BAKU2K2 "We cross over sore babies spots from a chisel..."

[@marlennas]

Help, I forgot how to speak Russian

[@TCC-RMG]

I like the extra bits like” IS PASTA FOR ME” and the dog said ooh can i have some

[@algonz5652]

“STOP, sad men”
Truly peak for Russian history

[@SaltiemcFattee]

Nice honey bee

[@redblueplayer221]

Now I am happy, thanks to the USSR anthem

[@india-curry]

he cures depression

[@NoName-898]

True

[@TheChopmama]

BAD ENDING: they go to gulag

[@mrsniffer7559]

Dislikers are people who dosent believe that belize have a door

[@wtf3419]

"Believe like the moos"

[@mrxenomorph3196]

“God’s precious goomba” lol

[@pabloknowswhatyoudid]

I feel your every door

[@TinNguyen-rl2xr]

I have a great hatred of Belize so I took all there doors them giving them a door offended me

[@sheppyg7279]

I just came across this as it happened

[@Toilet_Gang_69335]

THANKS BRO

[@detroitlionsfan-b6u]

I just used my singing voice and followed along with the anthem. I’m declared a Soviet spy now

[@Rileyton]

“Stop sad men”
We did it boys, we ended depression

[@poulagayed6051]

The Soviet Union helped us a lot

[@RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr]

Me who is a female: *depression +100 points!*

[@stargazer-elite]

@@RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr men = mankind = all humans = women as well

[@Astra_Makula]

​@@RandomQiqiMain-qe1mr stop sad women

[@Wotb_maniac]

@@Astra_Makula LOL

[@ready4roblox]

As a person with a door, I can confirm that the Soviet union feels it.

[@1GotMyxomatosis]

@normal roblox gamer lol

[@9azodnwlm]

how do they feel it

[@RC-xl8se]

@@9azodnwlm they touch it: every day the Soviet Union comes to touch my door to see if the wood feels nice at touch. 😂

[@hmez759]

I can feel the USSR's door if I can torch it

[@totallyrealname8849]

As a person with a door, this is incorrect. Must be a regional thing

[@TwilightZone697]

I remember when this video was a week old. Now its 5 years, Time flies so fast

[@asthagupta7699]

I solved a vulpix in which if I don't understand a language (especially in songs), I hear the misheard version. Thank you for making my idea the best.

[@ElJoe183]

"Lenin will eat me"
"There's pasta for me"
"John lennon is scary"
"Belize has a door"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-ow8gh5hc1e]

Spots from a chisel

[@arielnatalene3006]

Can't ride a camel

[@user-ow8gh5hc1e]

I don't give a bum

[@haydenhughes5287]

John Lennon is scary

[@tawhidulislam9526]

I feel your every door

[@weltuntergangsbote]

"Lenin will eat me"
"I cant ride a camel"
"We live here,
We lose here."
This is so fucking great! xDD

[@weltuntergangsbote]

Thanks for the likes my loved comrades. ;P

[@sand_puddle4427]

Don't forget God's precious Goomba

[@alexshepherd1741]

There sungs: "Ленин великий" - "The Great Lenin". This word is heard correctly.

[@Wertsir]

And I’m Szechuan beef.

[@napoleonbonaparte3339]

*v o r e*

[@joshofcardboard]

As someone from La Paz, I now have PTSD.

[@Aheumanitor]

*watch out comrade, he feels our every door*

[@zerex945]

💀💀

[@yourlocalmculover6664]

Alternative Title: How to sing the USSR anthem if you aren’t Russian

[@niceguy3752]

Underrated comment

[@sakura_7472]

11/10 would sing the Soviet Anthem again

[@oelix2078]

this is how I learn how to sing the ussr anthem lol

[@TheBeanGoingUp]

Ну да

[@oelix2078]

@@TheBeanGoingUp Dq

[@parseck3109]

As a native Russian speaker, I keep constantly switching between these and the actual lyrics, this fucks with my brain so hard

[@monsieurmig8969]

But this is the Soviet anthem
OH SHIT
THEYRE INVADING
*happy Simo Häyhä noises

[@SB-ki3jw]

You are God’s precious gooma

[@lolbitgamingii4912]

Infinite IQ

[@hikkigirlkisser]

@@lolbitgamingii4912 , if it happens to me too, I'm infinite IQ too?

[@Sovi59]

same

[@liammcgreevy5289]

It sounds way too similar to the pictures. Great job man I love it 😂

[@jaydenrossgarcia6435]

2:57 She’s man?

[@goldenrush4019]

Unfortunately, comrade 😢

[@user-wy6ru1js3b]

Alternative title: How to sing the USSR Anthem if you don't know Russian

[@dibs6462]

Yes

[@scpmonthly8130]

Da.
(I think that’s how you say it)

[@TODDYNHO340]

I wont like this post bc he has 69 likes but that is a good name for this vid

[@Giviie]

But if you know Russian, it's actually close to nightmare

[@JustThatWeeb]

@@scpmonthly8130 in russian it would be да but romanized it is da. I am not russian. Just a bulgarian and a gamer

[@jupiter2032]

2:19 - As a Belizian, I can't believe Soviet Union will give us a door! Such a kind country!

[@Parra_Lover]

We didn't get our door yet though 😢

[@Jam_the_man]

@@Parra_Loveryou never well

[@IvanJoshua20]

they gave you a door that's cool bro

[@mariotheundying]

@@Jam_the_man me when I never well: 😢😭

[@hiddensupersonic]

Soviet union didint give you a door because now soviet union died (1991)

[@DTKCEKDRK]

This is so good and well done XD

[@visheshreddy4293]

These lyrics are infectiously catchy!

[@frederikfelding8476]

“We live here, we lose here, and I’m Szechuan beef”
- top 10 inspiring quotes

[@murvon1]

Ye

[@frederikfelding8476]

@Comrade lol i have never heard about Lenin roll. Epic

[@salt4821]

rick and morty reference

[@shawnnotsean822]

This comment has 333 likes

[@shawnnotsean822]

Simply amazing

[@kosatsuki]

"and lenin will eat me"
"i cant ride a camel"
"john lennon is scary"
"we lose here"
LMAO THOSE ARE THE LINES THAT MADE ME CRACK UP

[@vincentjosephcopian5396]

''we live here, we lose here and I'm szechuan beef!''
lmfao

[@kosatsuki]

@@vincentjosephcopian5396 I also laughed at that lmao

[@yukkisunayt345]

I laughed at how well the I don't care fits in

[@deathwings51]

Gods favorite Goomba is what killed me 😂

[@yukkisunayt345]

@@deathwings51 precious*
Not favourite

[@SussyManHoHo]

My anxiety and depression is fatally dropping after this misheard lyrics 😂

[@SMGG77Aviation]

0:56 Baldi's Basics and Education and Learning reference "I hear every door you open"

[@TBDaGoat]

When we were young, we only listened to the song.
When we grow up, we understand the lyrics.
The lyrics:

[@LarryTheTugaGamer1511]

It could also be:
When we're happy, we enjoy the song
When we're sad, we understand the lyrics
The lyrics:

[@RC-xl8se]

@@LarryTheTugaGamer1511 Is so sad to feel a door.

[@panzer.kampfwagen]

it is so sad to boom it in la pas

[@tikendrajitkhundrakpam9266]

The pain riding my own arm

[@Welsh_lazy_animator]

Give Belize a door

[@user-yv9ie6vn2v]

Its so confusing when you know the actual lyrics

[@getsss6438]

Ikr

[@Azeriiall]

I made it 69-

[@IS-2_1944]

United forever in friendship and labour
Our mighty Republics will ever endure
The great Soviet Union will live through the ages
The dream of a people, their fortress secure.
[Chorus]
Long live our Soviet Motherland,
Built by the People's mighty hand
Long live our People, united and free
Strong in our friendship, tried by fire.
Long may our Crimson Flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see.
Through days dark and stormy where great Lenin led us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin our leader with faith in the people
Inspired us to build up the land that we love
Long live our Soviet Motherland
Built by the People's mighty hand
Long live our People, united and free
Strong in our friendship, tried by fire
Long may our Crimson Flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our Glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honor her name
[Chorus]
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame
Our Glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honor her name

[@DrWhom]

soyuz is nothing like soy sauce

[@betterthanMJF]

I’m thinking this right now lmao

[@laustjensen9572]

You Sir, are a genious!! Thanks for the hard laughs!!

[@pienappel]

After this I can never unhear this

[@YourNormalProgram]

I can’t stop laughing at “GOD’S PRECIOUS GOOMBA”

[@casualf2p850]

Dont laugh, hail the god's PRECIOUS GOOMBA

[@Rex_Treez]

what happens if I jump on it ?

[@thestormyblizzard1357]

@@Rex_Treez You will become the epitome of God's wrath. You break his precious Goomba, you break the man himself. The G man is gonna be angy af

[@donerhd5192]

Same xD

[@Rex_Treez]

@@thestormyblizzard1357 *jumps on Gods precious Goomba*

[@VioletSilence]

I'm native Russian speaker and I'm dying laughing
I switched my thoughts to English while watching this and I don't think I could perceive USSR Anthem as it is ever again

[@CCCP-0082]

Слава Советской Армии !
th-cam.com/video/CAutQJ004bQ/w-d-xo.html

[@doggo_woo]

So, can the USSR feel every door?

[@stormninjabros025]

Did the Soviets give the Belizeans their door?

[@phuocnguyenngoc7821]

lmao

[@feedo1]

@@stormninjabros025 Yes

[@letstracksanta]

1:41 the way that stop sign just appeared and the music exploded killed me instantly 😂😂😂😂

[@Phil-Indo_2013]

Been almost 6 years since this masterpiece was posted.

[@damophobe]

"I feel your every door" is one of the creepiest thing to say to someone.

[@tanishavfx]

I just realized it, It is indeed creepy and very meaningful

[@marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857]

𝒊 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒐𝒓

[@damophobe]

Then, now as I think about it, I think
"I see through every crack" while in a US bathroom with stalls might be even worse.

[@minty_1806]

Ḭ̸̥͈͔̜̩͍̖̙̦̖͖͆̃͛̾̄́̏̊͘͘͝͠ ̶͈̰͚͉̟͕͉́̐̈́̅f̵̘̣̙̼̲͍̻́͛̃̇̈́̀̃̑̕ȅ̵̢̗͉̼̗͐̓͐̂̈́̌͘ẹ̸͆̓̊̌l̸̮̜̗͋ ̴͙̀̈̓̎͆̔̋͘̚ỹ̶̧̢̖̣̪̓̊̍ͅo̵̧͓̜͉̲̯͙͈͈͐̊͐̅̀͗̍̎̾̚͜͠u̶̧̽͋̾͛̈̏̄̂͊̚͝r̸̢̲̰͈̱̘̺̝̬̞̲̓̾͜ ̵̡̢̼̎͒e̴̡̪͑͌͌͆̆̓̚͝v̸̪͓̣̟̜̋̋̆̐͌̾ė̶̢̧̢̼͇̗͈͉̂͊̍̍̒̈́͂̓̀̀͜r̵̭̣̰̞͇̦̺̈́y̸̥̜̖̰̳̠̰͊̉̍̑͊͂̈̏́͝ ̸̨̜̻͙͎̙̺̺͒́͘͜͜͝d̵̤̥̻͈̪̤̆̈́̊͒̿̈́͊̈̚o̶̳̘͛̿́̔̓̂̑́͂͌̆̏ơ̵̤͊͊̌́̈́̈́̇̐̽r̵̛̜̪̥̳͈͔̾̉͆̅͝

[@damophobe]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch mmmmm nope

[@mr.chipotle9716]

"God's precious Goomba."
Remember bois, don't stomp on Goombas when playing Mario

[@channelname367]

Challenge accepted

[@zuultux8853]

@THE LEGENDARY GAMER Yo I found a Czech ball in the wild

[@ethanmatthewbaroma520]

@@zuultux8853 relatable

[@zuultux8853]

@@ethanmatthewbaroma520 lol

[@BumberenzoManilupinoCity]

I’m dead😂😂😂😂💀💀 you even made the video funnier. How how worse can this comment section get?!

[@unfrendlyanimation]

As a Vietnamese live in Vietnam, you make my grandpa feeling so sad.

[@TPOTfan406]

0:45 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 rouge mint 😂😂😂😂it had me dying 😂😂

[@sirsquirrel6176]

America/Britain: John Lennon
Russia: *J O H N L E N I N*

[@herbertant4096]

Hahahahhahahha Underrated ASF

[@quuaaarrrk8056]

Also don't forget Silvester Stalone and Stalin.

[@herbertant4096]

@@quuaaarrrk8056 ahh yessh

[@radhyack]

Not LennON, LeNIN! The Russian communist!

[@traugene]

Lennon lived
Lennon is alive
Lennon will live

[@beatlemaniac]

"A Frube in a doggy is pasta for me."
- Vladimir Lenin, 1917

[@AkivaB]

Vladimir pootis

[@itosid6548]

Yummy....

[@maxredwing6681]

🤔

[@ernstthalmann4306]

Official Comintern slogan for a while

[@catab.x8189]

Now I can never unhear it

[@tperm99s]

I love how some of the best lines in the song are simply offering a door to Belize

[@PBJellyBoi]

I like to imagine that each time the chorus is repeated, the lyrics being described in it get more and more extreme, and by the end Belize is completely buried in just doors🚪

[@tperm99s]

@@PBJellyBoi i want to see that irl

[@dolphin4989]

As a Russian, I can confirm I feel your doors

[@janazilinkova8140]

Indeed.

[@WoodlouseFairy]

What does my door feel like? Just curious

[@janazilinkova8140]

@@WoodlouseFairy Your door feels like wood nailed to the sides of your wall.

[@WoodlouseFairy]

@@janazilinkova8140 it is!!

[@janazilinkova8140]

@@WoodlouseFairy See? We know everything about yours and others doors.

[@user-gd2yx1qf1z]

One misheard lyrics that I say when I sing the song is "Smoking it's my balls"😂.

[@manasakonidheni1612]

How could you make a beautiful Anthem like this. As an Indian the Russian anthem is the most respected anthem. From India

[@aarushiyadav7101]

It’s a joke. And it’s the Soviet anthem, not Russian. The country doesn’t even exist since 30 years.

[@justbread57]

"believe like the moos"
the most inspirational quote i have ever heard

[@rajchowdhury5153]

made my day....🤣🤣🤣

[@exo69010]

Xaxaxaxaxaxaxa

[@Laura-Yu]

I believe in the 🐮s

[@cool358]

th-cam.com/video/iik25wqIuFo/w-d-xo.html

[@happysongs4kyrone]

Long ago, the 195-200 nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Soviet Union attacked. Only the Moos, master of all moo moo, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished... But from the first day I met him, I believed Moos would save the world.

[@RyokaDW]

"We live here,
We lose here,
And I'm Szechuan Beef."
There is so much meaning in this line.

[@rabbit-ku1bn]

That's why Lenin ate 'em

[@brianorozco1074]

Lenin: Yum

[@Thetrickyace]

In all seriousness the first two lines are actually deep

[@Just-why-not]

I cant unhear it!

[@cj35official76]

I’m part Russian, but I didn’t know how to speak Russian. I’ve been listening to this song a lot. It’s makes me want to sing. Where did you get those images from?

[@vedantgupta6956]

" I don't care "
" She's man? "
" *I care for more* "
edit: *We care***
edit again: oh look mom I'm famous
edit again again: Finally, I am not receiving any notifications from this comment

[@mrpotatomanboii3237]

lol

[@warpey5632]

When you discover what a femboy is

[@vedantgupta6956]

@@warpey5632 yes

[@ADeeSHUPA]

@@warpey5632 femboy

[@mrpotatomanboii3237]

@@warpey5632 yes

[@arlieproductions4794]

"I feel your every door"
I'm 14 and this is deep.
Edit: Don't go to the replies on this comment, it is a hellhole.

[@Lucas-wj8mg]

kid

[@Ascalipsa]

@@Lucas-wj8mg ..? it was a joke

[@Maksox-uo8cm]

y e s

[@Lucas-wj8mg]

@@Ascalipsa You are 14. You're too young for the Internet.

[@Ascalipsa]

@@Lucas-wj8mg 1st of all I'm not 14, I'm not the one that wrote the comment and the comment is making fun of stereotypes.

[@Yoylekoso]

ive never heard the whole ussr national anthem in my life but this made me do it

[@97-07.User-Unnotified]

1:04 “see how i rode my arm” that has to be the most weirdest line i have ever heard or seen o.o

[@Evil_EmperorOfficial]

1980:
K.G.B. Officer: "We are here to feel your doors."
U.S.S.R citizen: "No. They are my doors"
K.G.B. Officer : "Our doors, right?"

[@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811]

Belize will take it then 😤

[@user-ol4bh9xg9i]

Дверь наша бич

[@thecollector6392]

Belize: no,its *MY* DOOR1

[@Evil_EmperorOfficial]

@@thecollector6392 Our doors, right comrade?

[@Seeded335]

@@Evil_EmperorOfficial ☭: Our country, our city, our homes, our everything in your house

[@minecrafter3448]

It’s videos like these that make me realize there are people out there with an actual sense of humor.

[@shentt8837]

what

[@tygrx.]

ikr

[@ramanspeedballof930]

Is that so? Yeah, right...

[@simplyme4629]

*loud fart noise*

[@Crazylom]

And russians.
My minds is being torn apart between actually understanding lyrics and text.

[@GKarneet]

For some reason, this thing left me so dying of laughter, i drooled for the first time since like, Toddlerhood. Also "I dont Give a bum" literally made me die of coaxial laughter.

[@JeniferBivens]

“God’s precious goomba” got me dying 💀

[@2frudels]

"I care for more!"
"I don't care"
Top 10 anime betrayals.

[@churchofeg]

I care for more
I care

[@Lemonn1016]

Fck your anime

[@Reinhardt7853]

Just leaving a comment here so I can get a notification when a fight breaks out here

[@Corsoux_Dev]

@@Lemonn1016 calm down son it's just a comment

[@IsmailKhan-vc1zf]

@@Reinhardt7853 don't worry comrade, I'll start the fight now
EVERYONE HERE IS A MOTHeRF_ER

[@DuckInGameStop]

"We live here, we lose here, and I'm Szechuan beef!"
such a powerful message... 😭

[@joshualanderos4732]

ikr :'(

[@zlopezzz]

Deep

[@circleuppclips8784]

This is the quote that will keep me going for years

[@rahmat4848]

*Inzpreraztion* *insert meme man here*

[@sphericalobject1107]

I want Szechuan

[@gamingdbr]

As a person who can speak russian myself this is very interesting to watch.

[@rustygamerstan6617]

masterpiece

[@whitted2799]

Alternative title: *"How to sing the Soviet Anthem without actually knowing the lyrics"*

[@alden8231]

bruh but this is lyrics is what people think
the real lyrics is Soiuz nerushimyj respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaia Rus.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov
Edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby, narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy, k pobede vedet!

[@PedroBastozz]

@@alden8231 its a joke dumbass

[@godzillaenjoyer591]

@Alden It's just a joke bro

[@nataliej.3579]

@@alden8231 I only know the new one lol but there‘s overlap

[@paranceanic]

@@alden8231 So uh Im gonna copy this and make Google translate sing it