Traffic Cocks 2

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  • @chrisriracha
    @chrisriracha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    “The man in the van received a fine and points for his bald head”
    Glad to see justice is being done

    • @mattydriscoll9121
      @mattydriscoll9121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      “and is also due to appear in court for a separate case of driving with no hands”

    • @InstaSim6
      @InstaSim6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And the dog received 7 years and 6 months in prison

    • @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey
      @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mattydriscoll9121 Omg look guys! He has a Ukraine flag in his username! What a great guy! So stunning and brave!

    • @Roar_Of_Motivation_
      @Roar_Of_Motivation_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually dying when he said that 😭😭🤣🤣

    • @weeg91
      @weeg91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But was e’ wearin a pink shirt?

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    "convicted of murder without consent, he was given a formal warning" 🤣

    • @chriss2122
      @chriss2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bloody amateur. It's so easy to get consent too. No excuse for this.

    • @MyPlus-gj9or
      @MyPlus-gj9or 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      E N G L A N D

    • @Rjmdoeseverything
      @Rjmdoeseverything 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He didn't even need to edit that part

  • @AurumUsagi
    @AurumUsagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Murder Without Consent = formal caution
    Bald head = fine + points on licence
    Being a canine accomplice = 7 years 6 months in canine prison
    Driving a Ford Fiesta in West Yorkshire = 80 years + £70m fine
    What's the worst crime that can happen in Traffic Cocks?

    • @21pie5k2
      @21pie5k2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Being a former US president and blowing a cop will get you hanged 😢

    • @ThatSpecificIndividual
      @ThatSpecificIndividual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A bald man with a dog murdering someone without their consent while attempting to get away from the police in a ford fiesta outside of Huddersfield.

    • @easpace5737
      @easpace5737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Being a female in a Christian theme park: Being gunned down in broad daylight

    • @Connie_TinuityError
      @Connie_TinuityError 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Assaulting 110 police officers = 2 hours unpaid work + £15 fine

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Buying a Ford Fiesta

  • @midgester222
    @midgester222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Glad to see that the Former US President driving the Fiesta wasn't given any leeway, just because he blew the cops, and was appropriately hanged for his grivous crime.

    • @AurumUsagi
      @AurumUsagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Could have got far worse in West Yorkshire just for the Fiesta

    • @schmoosmith
      @schmoosmith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      If they were a U.S diplomats wife they would have gotten away with it.

  • @JustJamesOfficial
    @JustJamesOfficial  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1234

    Hi guys, it's been a while since I last uploaded. My last 2 videos have been removed for copyright and I was given a strike for each. The videos take many many hours to put together so it's pretty disheartening to have them taken off, especially as 3 strikes gets your channel terminated. Praying to the copyright gods that this one will stay up. Let me know what you think of the sequel to Traffic Cocks!

    • @asuy1884
      @asuy1884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      loved it

    • @Danny55022
      @Danny55022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Already 20 secs in and I love it!

    • @williamspalding2764
      @williamspalding2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The editing is really slick

    • @ashketchum54
      @ashketchum54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      can you move the videos to Vimeo?

    • @awtizme
      @awtizme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Such a shame, the Heathrow edit was one of my favourite videos ever.

  • @murray613
    @murray613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Not even a minute in and he's got me laughing. Welcome back, Sergeant Just James.

  • @foxymanaic5934
    @foxymanaic5934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    3:27 "If they blow into it, they get locked up, "If they don't blow into it they get locked up for not blowing into it."

    • @dancingmonkey08
      @dancingmonkey08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Talk about unfair!

    • @foxymanaic5934
      @foxymanaic5934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dancingmonkey08 Yeah I know right! It's so unfair, there's no where out, but if you're a criminal then it's fine, because that's what they get for doing something bad.

  • @fuzzy5987
    @fuzzy5987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    OMG that poor dog, 7 years in prison is a crying shame 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dancingmonkey08
      @dancingmonkey08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Think of it from his point of view, that's actually 49 years! Haha

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sent to dog jail for the heinous crime

    • @fuzzy5987
      @fuzzy5987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dancingmonkey08 oh no 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnnythefoxify1
      @johnnythefoxify1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes but he'll be let out early for being a good boy.

  • @MrHyper-kh6zb
    @MrHyper-kh6zb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "and the former US President who was stopped near Chesterfield and blew nearly three traffic cops by the road side.. was hanged."

    • @dheaddy
      @dheaddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The best line!

    • @CelesteStClair
      @CelesteStClair 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I laughed as loud as my body would allow for a solid ten minutes

  • @danjordan1979
    @danjordan1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    The line between parody and real life is getting thinner every day.

  • @justsomeguy2743
    @justsomeguy2743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “A van holding the holy grail is heading towards Derbyshire” is so fucking funny 😂😭😭

  • @Matthew-bu7fg
    @Matthew-bu7fg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "On the outskirts of Derby, traffic cop Karl Jackson is racing three men in a Skoda, reaching speeds of 50 miles per hour, whilst eating a whole plate of chicken chow mein"
    Hahahaha you honestly excel yourself every time Just James.

    • @Jim230176
      @Jim230176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I read that as that clip came on. Life is good.

  • @TR1PLE_6
    @TR1PLE_6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Every day of the year, the Traffic Cops are doing drugs."
    HAHAHAHA, I love it! 🤣

  • @CrtYT
    @CrtYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    5 minutes well spent watching, these are stupidly well-edited.. I'm hoping for the channel to stick around a little longer before whatever conglomerate corporation says otherwise

    • @mxrkeq8193
      @mxrkeq8193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly though

  • @generichuman2044
    @generichuman2044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I can't imagine just how many episodes you have to watch in order to make these videos. Thank you for your sacrifice

  • @FursAndAviation
    @FursAndAviation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    'driving with no hands'
    HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THESE💀😭😭

  • @PupRiku
    @PupRiku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "it's gone into a Christian Theme Park"
    Absolutely gold once again.
    Your sentence mixing is beyond great.

    • @Ciaraahah
      @Ciaraahah 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They’ve got a record breaking rollercoaster called The Bible,it’s fun

  • @MRJBS117
    @MRJBS117 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “The man is claiming he’s the second coming of Jesus” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @valxyrie6113
      @valxyrie6113 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the police had been able to find out the man's true identity using a high tech ass scanner

  • @lukas97671
    @lukas97671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    This made my day, there’s so much going on in the world to stress me out but this just lifts that stress so well

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “The driver’s dog was sent to prison for 7 years and 6 months.”
    😢🐶

  • @biscuitcase83
    @biscuitcase83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    License to kill?
    "The name is James, Just James"

  • @louis-1010
    @louis-1010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The moment we needed him the most, he returned!

  • @yourfirstgrandad1816
    @yourfirstgrandad1816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “The former US president who blew 3 traffic cops was hanged”

  • @Bee-fo9pw
    @Bee-fo9pw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    So glad you’re back this made me cry it’s so funny! The terrified dog going to jail and the murder without consent had me in stitches. Thank you!! 😂

  • @TheRiszey
    @TheRiszey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “The dog was sent to prison” oh man this whole video had me creasing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @w.e.s9711
    @w.e.s9711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    OK this is the funniest thing I've seen in a good while. Terrific work.

  • @mathiasseebachwurtz5974
    @mathiasseebachwurtz5974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hate those murders without consent…

  • @ciaranleeman9994
    @ciaranleeman9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the idea of George W Bush, Barrack Obama and Bill Clinton having their Fiesta pulled over In Chesterfield. I also really hate it when HMRC seize my lunch.

  • @missg300
    @missg300 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    man these never get old.watched this several times over the years and still has me buckled 😂

  • @PLANDerLinde99
    @PLANDerLinde99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow. A van carrying the Holy Grail. I need to get my hands on that

  • @TehhCake
    @TehhCake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Please don't stop. I don't know anyone else who does these kinds of videos. YTPs use too many outside sources and are a bit loud at times. Nothing compares to the calming British voices saying such outrageous things as, "driving with no hands" and "the driver's dog was sent to prison"

  • @ericishappy1979
    @ericishappy1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Murder without consent!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @I.have.an.std.
    @I.have.an.std. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Murder without consent” - just James 2022

  • @DiRTemma
    @DiRTemma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'Sargent Hughes takes the women to a femail officer, where they can be gunned down in broad daylight' 😅

  • @zackpenhaligon9904
    @zackpenhaligon9904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Just James is a national treasure! 🇬🇧

  • @patrickbourke2385
    @patrickbourke2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like watching these high because I forget that it's a parody and it cracks me up

  • @SimplyUnprofessional
    @SimplyUnprofessional 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    no idea how i stumbled onto these videos but so glad I did
    top quality mate. got yourself another subscriber

  • @Finntendo
    @Finntendo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Another great video. Your videos are some of the only content on this platform that really makes me laugh out loud.

  • @BigLargeBuddy
    @BigLargeBuddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've waited for this sequel for so long

  • @ProfessorPesca
    @ProfessorPesca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Utterly superb.

  • @EnfieldExplorer
    @EnfieldExplorer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Some of the best quotes
    - "The 2 girls are taken to a female officer to be gunned down in broad daylight"
    - "Cop car Jackson is racing 3 men in a skoda reaching speeds of 50mph, whilst eating a whole plate of Chicken Chow Mein"
    - "Cop car Jackson spots a car including 3 former US presidents"
    - "The man is claiming he was the second coming of Jesus"
    Honourable mentions:
    - Man in court for driving with no hands
    - The former US president who blew 3 traffic cops and was hung

    • @tobyo105
      @tobyo105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In this instance "was hanged"was actually grammatically correct tbf

  • @TastyToast1
    @TastyToast1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely brilliant return

  • @thepatelsarewatching
    @thepatelsarewatching 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Top tier stuff, we hope you don’t get in trouble for this 1.

  • @easpace5737
    @easpace5737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Carl Jackson is racing 3 men in a Skoda at 50mph…while eating a whole plate of chicken chow mein”

  • @Dranok1
    @Dranok1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is just bad evil and wrong in every respect and shouldn't be permitted 🤣
    It even still has the Ch.5 logo on throughout! Bless. I'm so glad no copyright owner has asked him to take it down;-)

  • @garrl007
    @garrl007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    " who blew 3 traffics cops at the roadside, was hanged." Jesus... This is why people hate the police. This sort of brutality needs to stop.... XD

    • @diamondsam
      @diamondsam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Twas his own fault he shouldn't have driven that fiesta

    • @WSmith1984
      @WSmith1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Almost 3, I don't know how that is possible...

  • @lildavies1140
    @lildavies1140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You’ve absolutely outdone yourself with this one

  • @grenthefroggo3064
    @grenthefroggo3064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy shit we have been blessed with a second episode

  • @iguiste23
    @iguiste23 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Christian theme park still gets me.😂😂

  • @roneet6892
    @roneet6892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gunned down in broad daylight😂😂

  • @JoshNunnyt
    @JoshNunnyt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "The man's claiming he's the second coming of Jesus, its difficult to find out the man's true Identity

  • @Tedster0
    @Tedster0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s back!
    He’s back?
    HE’S BACK!

  • @gavla-82
    @gavla-82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I laughed so much, my tummy hurt. Great work buddy. 👏🏼

  • @zebecat
    @zebecat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It was the whole plate of chicken chow mein that got me for some reason

  • @thefaulkness
    @thefaulkness 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Finally, some honest policing

  • @chrismc2
    @chrismc2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So glad these are back!

  • @jamesdibble3299
    @jamesdibble3299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Amazingly hilarious video mate, was waiting for you to release a new one, it was worth the wait!

  • @sh-ig9fm
    @sh-ig9fm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you

  • @alexeischillin
    @alexeischillin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this has been long awaited, my meaning in life has been reinstated. finally

  • @BillboMC
    @BillboMC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    return of the king! I thought something might have been up when I saw your 2nd latest video was over a year ago! I swear I remembered you uploading earlier this year

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought those roads were familiar...then I realised they're in Chesterfield. They're literally driving on my route to work.

  • @weeg91
    @weeg91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    38 seconds in n already gold absolute gold

  • @DaNiLY
    @DaNiLY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The long awaited sequel, good to see you again James

  • @skint_9429
    @skint_9429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you so much, I needed that!!!

  • @TrapsterJ
    @TrapsterJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The legendary series returns

  • @andymerrett
    @andymerrett 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I even thought the disclaimer was spoofed to begin with. I read Fair Use / Drug Dealing.

  • @Neo-cm8pb
    @Neo-cm8pb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh boy have I waited for this a long time..brilliant from start to finish!

  • @timthecatman6576
    @timthecatman6576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The original came out on my 16th birthday. I'm now 19 and it's still equally as funny.

  • @ashadowinsociety
    @ashadowinsociety 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey!!! I drive a Skoda :( 2:34 hit me right in the feels man...
    Oh, and it's good to see you again! Who needs a TV licence when we have your content?

  • @deanlearner1565
    @deanlearner1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant as always. Somehow Theakston seems to have a great voice to cut together.

  • @nine182
    @nine182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's tradition to watch the original once in a while, i'm so glad you made this

  • @WezEvans
    @WezEvans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg 4.30am I saw this and crying with laughter!! Absolutely brilliant!!

  • @josh2933
    @josh2933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yesss please come back. Where is that bake off one??! It’s so funny 😂

  • @sausageroll2695
    @sausageroll2695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the sequel we needed

  • @AdvocateTD
    @AdvocateTD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hes back for that license to kill

  • @Culfy_Rages
    @Culfy_Rages 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    absolutely amazing propper laughed my head off

  • @gavmorley
    @gavmorley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely love it when you upload stuff,laughed my arse off 😂

  • @TheVoojooze
    @TheVoojooze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tears are streaming down my face right now, I can't stop laughing at this. 🤣

  • @aliixgd6318
    @aliixgd6318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    PLEASE make more of these because they are your funniest videos in my opinion

  • @seandonntheg8433
    @seandonntheg8433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's the return of the mack

  • @nathanhawkins9149
    @nathanhawkins9149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Should be giving permission before murder come on guys

  • @goldchimera3764
    @goldchimera3764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This whole video was hilarious but the bluntness of the last line legit made me laugh out loud

  • @d.p.8945
    @d.p.8945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DO COUNTDOWN NEXT!!!

  • @meflfc
    @meflfc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is too good James, can’t believe i’ve only just found these! Keep them coming 😃

  • @maxsch8454
    @maxsch8454 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The holy grail is heading towards Derbyshire 😂😂😂😂

  • @samsmith5039
    @samsmith5039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you James 👏
    Can you please do one of them a place in the sun type shows

  • @brynlees8927
    @brynlees8927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best yet !!

  • @croissant6439
    @croissant6439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “The drivers dog was sentenced to 7 years and 6 months in prison”

  • @dejavoue88
    @dejavoue88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    brilliant yet again. and oh so true

  • @MrPeperidge
    @MrPeperidge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was howling throughout this mate. You are funny af.

  • @maxmitchell1131
    @maxmitchell1131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honest the editing of these videos / voice clips is insanely good!

  • @heyday1233
    @heyday1233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your best yet James, you're best yet

  • @bray3835
    @bray3835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "the drivers dog has been sent to prison for 7 years and 6 months" bhahahyaa

  • @andycain4351
    @andycain4351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Utterly brilliant, laughing out loud here 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DistrictDriver
    @DistrictDriver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm crying with laughter here! Thank you for everything you do - hopefully YT will actually get a sense of humour and leave the videos up! We all need a ggod laugh at the moment!

  • @robsmithracing
    @robsmithracing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Chasing 3 men in a Skoda hitting speeds of 50mph whilst eating a chicken chow main” 😂👌

  • @legobatman8353
    @legobatman8353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Far more accurate than the main stream bullshit version.

  • @Sallydoll1990
    @Sallydoll1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yesss he’s back! Needed a good laugh. I salute you good sir

  • @aaronallwood3562
    @aaronallwood3562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:45 - 1:51 This Is The Maddest UK Cop Show YTP Ever!
    Please Makes A 3rd Episode Of Traffic Cops YTP!

  • @manicsforever
    @manicsforever 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god this is brilliant, absolutely brilliant. ''Driving with no hands'' was a highlight for me. Great work.