I know many Japanese women and I know for a fact Japanese men can't stand white American men if Dhar Mann tried to grab up on women there, he'd get his ass whooped The fact he was kicked out of Japan proves my point
Same. Absolutely. Also he kinda scares me. Like, he's the sort of dude that snaps one day and hurts someone that has done literally nothing to him because he's angry at someone else who slighted him in a minor way 20 years prior.
The reason your channel is so good, is because it's so simple. You are the definition of "keep it stupid simple." Don't ever change, because you keep me entertained at the gym.
Ya the acronym KISS=Keep It Simple Stupid Not calling anyone stupid It literally means keep it simple enough so anyone can understand and keep it stupid proof If the plan is “stupid” enough no one can fail it (in theory, in reality there are some seriously stupid people in this world)
So that's what I've been doing wrong my whole life. Every time I interact with someone, I've been thinking, "Be a beta! Do it! Do it every time! Be a beta!" Silly me.
what? Please explain how public schooling is worse then then these guys telling people that going up to and touching women without permission will make them seem attractive?
@Swiper2Cold drag queen story hour. Teachers telling students about their sexuality. Critical race theory. Want more? Atleast these guys can possibly end up benefiting someone. Atleast these guys choose to attend his show. Our kids are forced into public school to end up confused about themselves. Then they go a guy like this in the future
@@adoe2305 you really just said public schooling is less helpful than a self help guru online? Just because you are too fuckin stupid to be taught in class doesn't mean everyone is. And how do you even watch these men and think they are impressive?
There’s so much more to this story. Minor detail; Julian was one of Owens students at first. Major detail; Owen still goes by Tyler as a mentor to a guy named Kai, that runs a channel called formula secrets or something. That channel gives awful advice about steroids…yes steroids, and how they will get you “respect and women.” So basically, terrible medical advice. Also, Owen comes from an extremely wealthy family. The whole game here is just rich kids learning that they can be d!cks because the have enough money to get away with it.
Funny he says steroids will get you women when they frequently suppress your testosterone, make your balls shrink, and make your dick stop working. So cool, you got the girl, but none of your junk works lol.
“Betas flirt with people, alphas just win” it’s okay buddy you can admit you had no idea what you were going to say next and blurted the first thing that came to mind Also I have a fever dream of a guy named Tyler Durden being on that pick up artist reality show with Mystery, I wonder if I imagined that or if it’s the same dude???? Or just some other asshole lol
@@uncommon-commonsense why yes, yes he was. It appears our original comment here is indeed so complex yet simple that it will go completely over many peoples heads. ‘Imaginary or the same guy’ it’s a great comment.
Hey Chris, just wanna let u know that binge-watching your channel all day helped me get through my wash day so ty... also you're very funny and I love your content!
2:55 do these people realize how horribly obvious it is when they're doing their weird "tactics" irl? If someone speaks to me like this, I try to escape as fast as humanly possible
Found your channel yesterday and I'm surprised you don't have more subscribers/viewers. Really enjoying your content. Hoping your channel continues to grow
Awesome video, Chris. Really well told! FYI if I'm ever "playfully accosted," I don't plan on calling the police until I'm done doing mayhem. That is predatory behavior, straight out. Tears were rolling down my face at the Pillsbury Dough boy saying, "It's on by default." I'm so sure, bet he's swimming in it alrighty. Recent subscriber, a big fan. Thanks.
I think it's funny that he thinks saying random things to take people by surprise is so great, when it makes him sound like a crazy person who people will naturally avoid.
I am almost certain that the first guy is paying people to be in his audience funded by the bank of mom and dad and extra to those who will go on stage to have him "humiliate" them.
It's so sad that people don't understand that charisma is a learned skill. Just as much as automotive mechanics. Reading up on it is fine. Watching videos on it is fine, but really, the experience of just talking to a lot of people from many backgrounds and having true and meaningful conversations will make it super easy to say what you want and truly feel. Being honest and genuine and caring will achieve more for you in one week than any of this other crap will after years.
Was in the army around some of the toughest mfers on the planet. They drop their egos and work as a team. So the alpha mentality is a danger to the mission.
These clowns were in a documentary called The Pickup Game which shines a light on this whole industry of incels that pay these guys thousands of dollars to try n teach them how to get women. The doc also features Mystery, that tool in the fur top hat from the Pickup Artist show that you did a video on.
The first man literally gives advice to be a manic pixie dreamgirl. "Why find a manic pixie dreamgirl to change my life.... when I CAN BECOME ONE!?!!!" (It especially made me think of it when he was like: say random things and questions that has nothing to do with each other. )
1:38 literally had that same thought at the same time, like wtf is he wearing? Did he pull down his grandma’s old drapes and make an outfit out of them? It’s absolutely hideous.
He does look like one of Zach's cousins that is made his mom keeps bringing up his cousin Zach and what a successful comedian and actor is so he decided to do this shit to show her who the REAL man around here is.
you really have an awesome gift in making people I've never heard of and don't care about at all downright hilarious while reminding me why I don't do Tik Tok, instagram or anything like that. 😂😂😂🤣
I ain't Gon Lie, I Learned Alot of Good and Bad Stuff from Owen and Julian. Crazy They're Still Doing Their Thing, I Wonder if Julian Still Looks Coked Out at His Speeches 😂
My friend sent me a video of yours and been watching videos so old 😂 but hella funny...I seriously thought you had a whole ass collection of Babe VHS movies like wat but it's FAKE!?!
at this time I’ll be collecting F’s in the chat for the hair
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"He's being flooded with brain neurochemicals." That was the most empty sentence I have ever heard in my entire fucking life....
I know many Japanese women and I know for a fact Japanese men can't stand white American men if Dhar Mann tried to grab up on women there, he'd get his ass whooped
The fact he was kicked out of Japan proves my point
The short chubby man screaming don't be a beta while stomping his foot killed me
"never be a beta" said by the most beta looking guy I've ever seen.
🤣🤣🤣
Same. Absolutely. Also he kinda scares me. Like, he's the sort of dude that snaps one day and hurts someone that has done literally nothing to him because he's angry at someone else who slighted him in a minor way 20 years prior.
Inverter knees.
Tight pants
@@lizc6393 could deffo see him on true crime later on for that. Gets rejected by a woman and goes nuts
Haha yeah, and the guys he’s reviewing in this video are extremely beta too
It astounds me that people pay to get berated by psychopaths and sociopaths 🤦♂️
Pay for it, vote for it, yup, people are fucking stupid
hmmmmm maybe they've humiliation kink...at this point, nothing else can explain it
ikr
I was asking myself the same question! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
You mean college
The reason your channel is so good, is because it's so simple. You are the definition of "keep it stupid simple." Don't ever change, because you keep me entertained at the gym.
_You are the definition of "keep it stupid simple"_
I can't tell if this is a joke or a neg
Um...It's Keep it simple, stupid.
Ya the acronym KISS=Keep It Simple Stupid
Not calling anyone stupid
It literally means keep it simple enough so anyone can understand and keep it stupid proof
If the plan is “stupid” enough no one can fail it (in theory, in reality there are some seriously stupid people in this world)
@@t3hpenguinofd00m it's sublime 😂 I don't even want to know actually. It's poetry
“NEVER BE A BETA” says the guy who looks, acts, and sounds like a Star Wars action figure reseller
So that's what I've been doing wrong my whole life. Every time I interact with someone, I've been thinking, "Be a beta! Do it! Do it every time! Be a beta!"
Silly me.
“ Great Value David Cross “ I totally died! There’s a corpse in my kitchen now 😂😂
"Please call the police! This man just stabbed 20 people!"
Me: "Ok but... what did you have for breakfast?"
I like how the guy saying “never ever be a beta” is definitely speaking from experience.
He's just trying to remind himself
"What a headache of a man"
Perfect insult 👌
Most underrated channel on TH-cam! Chris James always makes me laugh.
Thank you!!
Yes!! He's amazing. I've just recently discovered him and I can't get enough
It's almost sad that the internet exists so these predators can mold the minds of young men. Scary af.
Public schooling is way worse!
what? Please explain how public schooling is worse then then these guys telling people that going up to and touching women without permission will make them seem attractive?
@@Swiper2Cold it's worse, because they're literally trying to change history, and censor it, and the indoctrination of kids.
@Swiper2Cold drag queen story hour. Teachers telling students about their sexuality. Critical race theory. Want more?
Atleast these guys can possibly end up benefiting someone. Atleast these guys choose to attend his show. Our kids are forced into public school to end up confused about themselves. Then they go a guy like this in the future
@@adoe2305 you really just said public schooling is less helpful than a self help guru online? Just because you are too fuckin stupid to be taught in class doesn't mean everyone is. And how do you even watch these men and think they are impressive?
There’s so much more to this story. Minor detail; Julian was one of Owens students at first. Major detail; Owen still goes by Tyler as a mentor to a guy named Kai, that runs a channel called formula secrets or something. That channel gives awful advice about steroids…yes steroids, and how they will get you “respect and women.” So basically, terrible medical advice. Also, Owen comes from an extremely wealthy family. The whole game here is just rich kids learning that they can be d!cks because the have enough money to get away with it.
Funny he says steroids will get you women when they frequently suppress your testosterone, make your balls shrink, and make your dick stop working. So cool, you got the girl, but none of your junk works lol.
I never understood self help gurus and people who go to them. You pay $1k for some person to tell you to believe in yourself.
That Zach Galifianakis knockoff screaming don't be a beta. If there ever was a beta that's him.
“Betas flirt with people, alphas just win” it’s okay buddy you can admit you had no idea what you were going to say next and blurted the first thing that came to mind
Also I have a fever dream of a guy named Tyler Durden being on that pick up artist reality show with Mystery, I wonder if I imagined that or if it’s the same dude???? Or just some other asshole lol
I’m writing a video on that show as we speak lol unfortunately I haven’t seen him pop up yet so I don’t think so
I think Tyler Durden was Brad Pitt's character in fight club.
@@uncommon-commonsense why yes, yes he was. It appears our original comment here is indeed so complex yet simple that it will go completely over many peoples heads. ‘Imaginary or the same guy’ it’s a great comment.
Genius... absolutely genius! 🥳
@@ChrisJamesTV I agree they were picked on by jocks so now they've become them same type of jocks
Hey Chris, just wanna let u know that binge-watching your channel all day helped me get through my wash day so ty... also you're very funny and I love your content!
Thank you!!
Wash day? You only wash yourself once a week? Or is it laundry? LOL
Man, I love your content.. But I couldn't make it through this guys "speech". I look forward to the nexf video, as I always do!
Ty for the heads up. I may post a time code. Lol
5:23 “never be a beta!”- the most beta looking guy you’ve ever seen in your life
My man tried to assassinate his jeans with a knife.
I legitimately thought the dude was wearing shorts and knee high socks.
2:55 do these people realize how horribly obvious it is when they're doing their weird "tactics" irl? If someone speaks to me like this, I try to escape as fast as humanly possible
Found your channel yesterday and I'm surprised you don't have more subscribers/viewers. Really enjoying your content. Hoping your channel continues to grow
When he says "thought experiment" it has strong "a little humor" Chris Angel energy
2:50- Yeah okay, whatever Professor Snape.
Awesome video, Chris. Really well told! FYI if I'm ever "playfully accosted," I don't plan on calling the police until I'm done doing mayhem. That is predatory behavior, straight out. Tears were rolling down my face at the Pillsbury Dough boy saying, "It's on by default." I'm so sure, bet he's swimming in it alrighty.
Recent subscriber, a big fan. Thanks.
"Never be a beta!" while looking like a beta male meme template lol xd
Just subbed and wow the stuff you find blows my mind. Imagining guys walking around thinking this way actually is scary.
🤣😂🤣 Ok, so, beard guy is suppose to be an idea 'alpha' male. He looks afraid to try and kill the spider because IT MIGHT GET ON ME!
I think it's funny that he thinks saying random things to take people by surprise is so great, when it makes him sound like a crazy person who people will naturally avoid.
Alphas don’t cut their hair, they just win
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The “so fucking sick” around 10:16 sent me into hysterical laughter
You've covered amazing stuff and introduced us to the most wasteful cancers of people on the internet. Thank you, sir. Thank you.
The problem with the first dude is that he's never got the shit slapped out of him. Visit Texas, and he'll learn to talk coherently 😂
I am almost certain that the first guy is paying people to be in his audience funded by the bank of mom and dad and extra to those who will go on stage to have him "humiliate" them.
Youd be surprised the size of audience that exists out there for these type of con artists.
It's so sad that people don't understand that charisma is a learned skill. Just as much as automotive mechanics.
Reading up on it is fine. Watching videos on it is fine, but really, the experience of just talking to a lot of people from many backgrounds and having true and meaningful conversations will make it super easy to say what you want and truly feel.
Being honest and genuine and caring will achieve more for you in one week than any of this other crap will after years.
Was in the army around some of the toughest mfers on the planet. They drop their egos and work as a team. So the alpha mentality is a danger to the mission.
3:47 “an emotional spike” Self Help Chris is goatee😂😂😂😂😂
I feel honored that my name was in your video even for 2 seconds 🤯
RIP those luscious locks tho, forever in our hearts
it was a necessity!
Narcissist 🍤 giving ✌🏾advice✌🏾 to jr 🍤narcissist. This is hilarious
I am convinced every "pickup artist" gets ZERO women/men
3:11 *when your hoodie also doubles as a sassy cape*
Great Value David Cross lol incredible
Yes! Hahahaa 😂🤣💀
"Throw me down a well. Electric chair. Whatever it takes."
I laughed so hard I threw up a little, I'm not even kidding.
Now we know what Dennis from Always Sunny in Philadelphia would be like in real life.
The "never be a beta" line reminds me of the other guys where they say "do your best not to be black or Hispanic"
Omfg all that start and you just go "I cut it" you straight up have the best intros 😂
Men make fun of women for liking astrology and then do these super pseudo “self help” seminars
I shouldn’t say men, just these kind of freaks lmao
These clowns were in a documentary called The Pickup Game which shines a light on this whole industry of incels that pay these guys thousands of dollars to try n teach them how to get women. The doc also features Mystery, that tool in the fur top hat from the Pickup Artist show that you did a video on.
The first man literally gives advice to be a manic pixie dreamgirl.
"Why find a manic pixie dreamgirl to change my life.... when I CAN BECOME ONE!?!!!"
(It especially made me think of it when he was like: say random things and questions that has nothing to do with each other. )
I just found you in my recommended and now I'm binging your videos. Can't wait to see your channel grow!
Your videos are hilarious, so glad that I found your channel!
Both of them are literally doing the "emotional spike" thing to the audience to trick them into thinking something interesting is happening
1:38 literally had that same thought at the same time, like wtf is he wearing? Did he pull down his grandma’s old drapes and make an outfit out of them? It’s absolutely hideous.
I found your channel yesterday afternoon, and I’ve been binge watching you since then. You deserve SO MUCH MORE SUBS! You’re amazing lol
Owen could be played by Zach Galifianakis in a movie. 😂
He does look like one of Zach's cousins that is made his mom keeps bringing up his cousin Zach and what a successful comedian and actor is so he decided to do this shit to show her who the REAL man around here is.
Hahah dude, made me laugh so hard when you did the bit at 3:30! love your channel, keep up the great work!
You know you f*ed up when Amsterdam bands you lmao
How’s this channel not too 5 on TH-cam. You’re hilarious brother! I’ve been watching everything you have. Keep killing it!!!!
These are literally classes on how to be bad people
The switch into the Julian gear had me dying. U crack me up
I laughed so hard at "Great Value David Cross" 🤣🤣🤣
"Looks like I started writing a joke and I didn't finish it.......*stares at camera*"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Listening to the guy berating the dude on stage.
That's a quick way to get the piss beaten out of you 🤣
*John Goldman (aka Jack Murphy)
"Hold my wife's boyfriend's beer."
Ah yes, Project Mayhem. Where they harassed and mildly assaulted women on the streets. Just like the movie!
Genuinely considering starting my own page just taking the piss out of these guys. The material just writes itself…😂
love you Chris!!! making me laugh once again!
Chris has one of the funniest and most genuine channels on TH-cam.
“I don’t think you live in any reality at all.” 💀
I feel like this should be like an hour long video at least haha. So interesting and your bars are so gas.
"I was actually at this seminar, and I was the guy that clapped" slayed me
I’ve literally watched your channel gain 5k+ in less than a week. Just to show how good your content actually is
"Alpha and beta has been disproven" - beta on copium
you really have an awesome gift in making people I've never heard of and don't care about at all downright hilarious while reminding me why I don't do Tik Tok, instagram or anything like that. 😂😂😂🤣
I just recently discovered your videos, you are funny af! Im a new subscriber now for sure man.
omg i wasn't paying attention to the screen when he clapped and i thought it was you clapping as a joke haha
I ain't Gon Lie, I Learned Alot of Good and Bad Stuff from Owen and Julian. Crazy They're Still Doing Their Thing, I Wonder if Julian Still Looks Coked Out at His Speeches 😂
I love your editing style 😂
Killed me w the David cross comment
I am feeling a distinct spike in my eyes wanting to roll all the way back into my head 🤦♀️🤦♀️😂
You are SO good, dude! I just found you last night and laughed my ass off till the sun came up 🤙
man is literally just tom cruise in magnolia
Omega males lol. Omega Supreme! Alpha Trion! Superion! Ultra Magnus! FORTRESS MAXIMUUUUUUS!
Thank you for this
This commentary is hilarious. Loving it bro💪💪💪💯💯💯👽👽👽.
Great value David Cross 😂
7:05
"GREAT" material and content
im so glad i came across your channel, so much content to catch up on aha
Mutters under his breath "so fucking sick" - I had to pause it and cry laugh
This channel is so underrated!
I will never understand why people go sit and listen to someone dressed like a professor at Hogwarts tell them how to be better
6:33 looked like between 2 palms. lmao
You deserve 1,000,000 more subs just for the president comment. That was so sharp haha
Your videos are the best entertainment on TH-cam. Keep it up!
Yo your joke had me good,but the laugh track had me replay the bit 😂😂😂😂🖕🤟🤘
Just found your channel while going down a hilarious chris angel rabbit hole. Love the vids, definitely gained a sub!
My friend sent me a video of yours and been watching videos so old 😂 but hella funny...I seriously thought you had a whole ass collection of Babe VHS movies like wat but it's FAKE!?!
You're absolutely amazing Chris
I just found your channel and I think you’re absolutely hilarious. Inside poster is a nice touch.