Literally every time I watch one of you I think about commenting that you two should do a video together. Please tell me this means my dream may one day come true!
Right? At least the one with the daughter it was a dream. This mans showin' up after a five year absence and is all: I ain't dead, now. I'd be callin' Miss Cleo with a quickness.
Both Dhar Mann and his copy cat channels sure love making every blonde female character a complete soulless bitch I wonder if all have they some subconscious hate for blonde women
For a long time I thought Dhar Mann was pretty bad. Then I discovered Chris and saw that other people thought Dhar Mann was pretty bad, too. THEN the copycat videos came out. And here's Chris to show us how bad THOSE are, and now I don't have to watch them. Saves me a lot of time. I can watch a good video instead. Chris James is so great. It was a shame he had to clear the Babe tapes off the chair. Oh, and sorry Chris, worst tag ever @19:16. Sorry you have covid. Must have been the copycat videos.
Yeah same with just a few seconds earlier when he said the mom was "past out." If you're going to have subtitles that aren't auto-generated, at least use the correct words and not ones that just sound similar.
@@GettinFiggyWitIt He doesn't even KNOW those aren't the right words, bruh; Unfortunately (but not surprisingly), this is the kind of IQ that we're dealing with, here....if you couldn't already tell by the sheer level of shallowness his content exudes, so undeep that it might as well just be condensation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@Tea-Stance They're not; YT has an option for auto-generated subtitles, which weren't on, here. You can tell bc auto-gen subtitles don't include full or "chunks" of sentences that align with the timing of the audio; - Plus, even if they _WERE_ auto-generated, YT's AI would be able to tell the correct usage of "passed out", & not use 'past out'; That's just an error from a *_simple-human_* ....oops! I mean: "pure, simple human-error." 🤭😑
Hi Chris, it's about to go on six months since I left a comment on one of your videos thanking you for making me smile and laugh consistently with your uploads in the wake of being dumped and that has not changed at all. Just want to thank you again dude
“He’s not dead, he’s life lessons with Luis”😭😂😂💀and I definitely hope to see To Catch a Cheater commentary! I just found your channel and you have no business being this funny😭
Chris your channel is probably the funniest one I watch. You’ve got something here that’s gona blow up dude, there is no way it won’t. It is that fucking good. Hopefully you’ll have some of that 2009 Shane Dawson money. We are 100% routing for you man!!
Why do all of these feel like they were written by actual children? "Homeless because they killed Iron Man and I used to paint the suits" is just genuinely small child level understanding of reality on the same level as "Oh no... I'm going to get fired from the surgery hospital if that shipment of bones doesn't come in on time! Little Timmy needs his new rib bones as soon as possible!"
You have quickly become my favorite channel. I love you lol. Your humor is amazing and you genuinely keep me laughing which most channels do not. I love the content and think you should be WAY more popular than you already are. I'm currently going through and watching all the episodes on your channel and loving every minute of it lol! Keep up the great work man. Love the channel ❤️
You cannot convince me that "Travis" is not played by the villain from Ghost Ship. I kept waiting for him to reveal the suitcases full of gold bars to Jimmy
Chris, Just a suggestion, can you do a video on “bully beat down”, it was the show that had UFC fighters fighting childhood bullies of people that were on the show and it was absolutely bananas
Hey Chris ever heard of Estate of Panic? It's an old show where contestants searched rooms filled with traps for cash and the last person out of the room was left in the room with the dangers. It was so cheesy it'd be perfect for a video
P.s. i will NEVER understand how ppl waste their time watching the stupidest TH-cam shit and you only have 575 views... granted you just posted but dude.... you could legit have your own show on cable. No one does what you do.... like make fun of shit that deserves to be made fun of. Im gonna share on FB. You deserve so many more views G.
No one does what Chris does? Yea not Cody Ko, Kurtis Conner, Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, Tara Mooknee, Ethanisonline, nickisnotgreen, Brianne Worth, Jammidodger or dozens if others.
Omg I didn’t think channels could be so bad…I stand corrected. The phrase life lessons with Luis is hilarious on its own. These stories are like the the ones you see on cheap website ads, where it’s a cartoon and you choose your reaction and subsequent story. The first story is like total Undercover Boss rip off….until. When Luis said why did you pretend to be poor, and then he responded with because it’s fun, I do it for sport, I literally choked.
The worst, most offensive part of all of this is using "except" instead of "accept". I would go to the video just to dislike it, but I don't want to give it a view.
Its really cool how his unit patch is just the default basic training patch that you wear literally for 10 weeks and then never again. Fine detail there
Hey Chris I’ve been binge watching your videos. You’re my new favorite up and coming channel. I’ve been saying the last couple of days this channel is going to blow up
“You made a promise.” Pretty sure the vows are “till death” or “as long as we both shall live.” It’s been years since you were presumed dead in an attack I’m sure you’re aware of, and even longer since you wrote a letter. What a horrific message. I assume it’s going to be “don’t move on with your life in case reports were wrong. Stay in the denial phase forever”
If somebody would’ve edited in the Jarek scream from his MK4 ending when she pushed her husband down the stairs… *I* would’ve been Fatalitied… from laughing too hard.
been binging your content for days now and this is definitely one of my favorite videos so far (along with doomsday preppers) i love your videos because it feels like we’re just hanging out and having a conversation!
I actually read a YA WWII novel with that same premise (husband- the MCs dad- was pronounced dead by the govt, turned up a year after the war, mom had remarried) and it was one of the best YA books I ever read
“I was the painter for the Iron Man costume, and when he was killed off I was left without a job” The sound that just came out of me was inhuman, did a fucking 6-year-old write this?
Fun fact of travis: was going thru hulu and there's a limited series about him and how he got ousted at Uber. Haven't watched but it's weird when you've never heard someones name and now have heard it twice in consecutive days.
I love how in the soldier video that he’s wearing the patch that you get after finishing basic not like he could wear an actual unit patch without pissing people off
FFS... everyone needs to stop saying "I seen..." It's either I've seen, I saw or I have seen. And stop saying "casted". When someone is chosen for a role they are Cast not "casted".
I'm saddened to find out that I live in a third world country... I guess there really are Americans who still think we live in some old shack and ride kangaroos around the outback
Imagine chilling with someone, and they showed you these videos. Unironically insisting that you “have to see this”. I would question my entire existence in a way I haven’t yet
I'll be honest I stumbled upon your channel on accident because I don't watch TV and I don't listen to the radio and I'd rather be studying or partying with my friends. I watch only TH-cam but just for documentaries and things of the like. I have never even heard of half of these shows that you make fun of and now I come to your channel when I'm having a bad moment and need a laugh and I think who the fuck thinks this shit up? I can't even fathom some of their endings to their scenarios at times. But you make me laugh when everything around me makes me frown. I really really appreciate that. Keep up the damn good work. It's also nice to know that somebody has a level of sarcasm and humor that I do. 😁
This Adam Gardner character is clearly something special, seeing as he also died on the mission to pick up the senator of california from Israel's gaza strip crisis mission on another episode. I think i'm too deep in the luis cinematic universe at this point and cannot be saved.
I have been binging your content and showing it to a lot of my friends for the past week!! Found you through recommendation of the Cris Angel and haven't stopped watching ever since!! You deserve over a million subs easy!!
I was in the army and deployed and I’ll tell ya for a fact (if no one has said it before) that if people die in the military, no one is told anything until the family is notified. This is to avoid exactly what happened in that first video where the wife sees it in the news. When I was deployed if someone died, they’d slash our internet connection and phone connection. Real fast
I'm new here, gotta say, you look like if WENDIGOON had a blonde brother! It's a compliment, not a diss trust me. I'd love it if your channel blew up like his did.
im gonna rise from the dead and steal all your vhs tapes. watch your back
good luck once you find out they’re nailed down to the set
Literally every time I watch one of you I think about commenting that you two should do a video together. Please tell me this means my dream may one day come true!
@@orf1011 only if chris admits i smell good
@@longlivespoonsboi Long Live Spoons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao, i love a good cross over! I found both you and spoons on the same day! Its gonna be fun watching both your channels grow.
“I have nowhere to go. Meghan Fox left me”
I was smoking and starting choke laughing 😂👏🏽
It was perfectly timed
😂
"I'm rich. I'm rich as fuck"
I'm gonna start adding that when I introduce myself. 😌
This feels like how Batman as Bruce Wayne would introduce himself
"David, be careful! You're peaking his mic!"
had me ugly laughing
"What I put out there will somehow in return with something positive" is such a well written and understandable sentence!
😂😂😂😂😂
The ✨ *eloquence* ✨
It hurts my head
My guess is they thought "pay it forward" was trademarked.
😂😂😂😂😂
"I was the painter for the iron man movie" I'm fuckin ded 😂😂
"Is it true that its like a third world country over there?"
Dad, having flashbacks of drinking VB out of a shoe: ... Not exactly...
VB is pretty horrific lmao
Not Bailey's?
Gotta love a shoey!
Respect neighbor. And we live in the best country in the WORLD people!
Or a cheeky goon
VB is alright. Much better than most American budget brews
That Life Lessons with Luis “Dead Soldier” video feels like a cheap straight to DVD B-Horror.
Right? At least the one with the daughter it was a dream. This mans showin' up after a five year absence and is all: I ain't dead, now. I'd be callin' Miss Cleo with a quickness.
@@Nightroadtube Right?? No discussion, gun immediately.
Both Dhar Mann and his copy cat channels sure love making every blonde female character a complete soulless bitch
I wonder if all have they some subconscious hate for blonde women
That are so bad they're entertaining in a funny way
Only 3 things are certain in life. Death, Taxes, and Chris James droppin bangers
For a long time I thought Dhar Mann was pretty bad. Then I discovered Chris and saw that other people thought Dhar Mann was pretty bad, too. THEN the copycat videos came out. And here's Chris to show us how bad THOSE are, and now I don't have to watch them. Saves me a lot of time. I can watch a good video instead. Chris James is so great. It was a shame he had to clear the Babe tapes off the chair.
Oh, and sorry Chris, worst tag ever @19:16. Sorry you have covid. Must have been the copycat videos.
"Your dad is dead, alright except that" does this dude not have a subtitle editor?
Yeah same with just a few seconds earlier when he said the mom was "past out." If you're going to have subtitles that aren't auto-generated, at least use the correct words and not ones that just sound similar.
That costs *_money--_* of course not!
@@GettinFiggyWitIt He doesn't even KNOW those aren't the right words, bruh; Unfortunately (but not surprisingly), this is the kind of IQ that we're dealing with, here....if you couldn't already tell by the sheer level of shallowness his content exudes, so undeep that it might as well just be condensation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I can't help but feel thst the subtitles are automatically generated and not checked for errors.
@@Tea-Stance They're not; YT has an option for auto-generated subtitles, which weren't on, here. You can tell bc auto-gen subtitles don't include full or "chunks" of sentences that align with the timing of the audio;
- Plus, even if they _WERE_ auto-generated, YT's AI would be able to tell the correct usage of "passed out", & not use 'past out'; That's just an error from a *_simple-human_* ....oops! I mean: "pure, simple human-error." 🤭😑
Hi Chris, it's about to go on six months since I left a comment on one of your videos thanking you for making me smile and laugh consistently with your uploads in the wake of being dumped and that has not changed at all. Just want to thank you again dude
“He’s not dead, he’s life lessons with Luis”😭😂😂💀and I definitely hope to see To Catch a Cheater commentary! I just found your channel and you have no business being this funny😭
“He’s right, he did get him on a technicality” 😂😂 there’s always that one line that CJ kills me with 😂😂
Chris your channel is probably the funniest one I watch. You’ve got something here that’s gona blow up dude, there is no way it won’t. It is that fucking good. Hopefully you’ll have some of that 2009 Shane Dawson money. We are 100% routing for you man!!
Fr when I saw the amount of subs he had i was surprised, def one of my favorite commentary channels on this site
2009 shane Dawson money 😂
Highly agreeable
Why do all of these feel like they were written by actual children?
"Homeless because they killed Iron Man and I used to paint the suits" is just genuinely small child level understanding of reality on the same level as "Oh no... I'm going to get fired from the surgery hospital if that shipment of bones doesn't come in on time! Little Timmy needs his new rib bones as soon as possible!"
You have quickly become my favorite channel. I love you lol. Your humor is amazing and you genuinely keep me laughing which most channels do not. I love the content and think you should be WAY more popular than you already are. I'm currently going through and watching all the episodes on your channel and loving every minute of it lol! Keep up the great work man. Love the channel ❤️
I love how the _"ashes"_ were just clumps of dirt. 💀
"HEY, is that DAD'S sweater you're wearing?"
"Oh yeah, mom gave it to me after YOU passed away" Lol wut
7:55
"I have never heard anyone refer to Australia as a 3rd world country"
Fuck man, im laughing so hard. 🤣🤣🤣
My country is fucking incredible. I'd give my life for this land, as my grandfather and uncle did before me.
RIP Aussie heroes.
I thought it and he said it😂 thats why i love this guy
your sense of humor is more dry than the dead dad's ashes, I like that. Just wanted to say thanks, and I like what you do here.
You cannot convince me that "Travis" is not played by the villain from Ghost Ship. I kept waiting for him to reveal the suitcases full of gold bars to Jimmy
go show Spoons we mean business by watching all of his videos and hitting like haha
I fucking LOVE longlivespoons! You and him are my shit!
I like spoons but honestly out of all the TH-camrs who do this style of content you're definitely my favs
Ok
Chris, Just a suggestion, can you do a video on “bully beat down”, it was the show that had UFC fighters fighting childhood bullies of people that were on the show and it was absolutely bananas
Holy shit even if Chris doesn’t make a video on that, I’m definitely gonna watch that, thanks for suggesting!!
go watch steven strangle chanel he cover bully beatdown and he is great
I know what I’m watching for my own personal catharsis tonight 😃
I know what I’m watching for my own personal catharsis tonight 😃
That sounds hilarious
@9:24
“Your dad is dead....EXCEPT that!”
She literally bows her head down to get ash sprinkled on her head 😂 I am crying 😂😂😂 That fake ass Undercover boss was pure comedic gold!! 😂
“It’s cause Megan Fox dumped me”
I spit out my Jameson 🤣🤣🤣
Finding your channel is like discovering money I left in my pants pocket...after a laundromat mishap left me with the pants of someone much wealthier.
Hey Chris ever heard of Estate of Panic? It's an old show where contestants searched rooms filled with traps for cash and the last person out of the room was left in the room with the dangers. It was so cheesy it'd be perfect for a video
P.s. i will NEVER understand how ppl waste their time watching the stupidest TH-cam shit and you only have 575 views... granted you just posted but dude.... you could legit have your own show on cable. No one does what you do.... like make fun of shit that deserves to be made fun of.
Im gonna share on FB. You deserve so many more views G.
No one does what Chris does?
Yea not Cody Ko, Kurtis Conner, Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzalez, Tara Mooknee, Ethanisonline, nickisnotgreen, Brianne Worth, Jammidodger or dozens if others.
Shit, Chris literally straight up copied Cody Ko with the Dharr Mann and Dharr Mann copy cat content.
@@Jane-oz7pp the difference is Chris is funnier than all of them
Right? People should only watch things that you find entertaining.
@@SilkyLew If you honestly & sincerely find Dahr Man videos entertaining -- _for the reasons he made them to be_ -- I am concerned for you.
"He did get in on a technicality"...Made me nose snort
Omg I didn’t think channels could be so bad…I stand corrected. The phrase life lessons with Luis is hilarious on its own. These stories are like the the ones you see on cheap website ads, where it’s a cartoon and you choose your reaction and subsequent story. The first story is like total Undercover Boss rip off….until. When Luis said why did you pretend to be poor, and then he responded with because it’s fun, I do it for sport, I literally choked.
🤣🤔 The “Iron Man” costume was the first and the last thing he ever painted!
“Be careful you’re gonna peak his mic” 😂😂
The worst, most offensive part of all of this is using "except" instead of "accept". I would go to the video just to dislike it, but I don't want to give it a view.
Him exploiting his newborn daughter is a whole nother level of evil.
That "I'm hang gliding" quote is word for word from Wedding Crashers
Its really cool how his unit patch is just the default basic training patch that you wear literally for 10 weeks and then never again. Fine detail there
I cant wait till you hit a million chris it's coming your videos are so well done
You're too good!!! Don't know how you sit through these with a poker face! Your commentary is bang on! Keep it going!
I dont know what it says about our society that people actually unironically watch videos like those, i just know this timeline is cursed
Hey Chris I’ve been binge watching your videos. You’re my new favorite up and coming channel. I’ve been saying the last couple of days this channel is going to blow up
14:24 mail order bride for sure lol
He’s wearing an Air Force uniform on the news and an Army uniform when he comes back.
“You made a promise.” Pretty sure the vows are “till death” or “as long as we both shall live.” It’s been years since you were presumed dead in an attack I’m sure you’re aware of, and even longer since you wrote a letter.
What a horrific message. I assume it’s going to be “don’t move on with your life in case reports were wrong. Stay in the denial phase forever”
If somebody would’ve edited in the Jarek scream from his MK4 ending when she pushed her husband down the stairs… *I* would’ve been Fatalitied… from laughing too hard.
“My body has no feeling, so I was protecting my head with it.” How could You do that if you can’t move..
If I had a nickel for every time I saw Warren Buffet and Mark Cuban pretending to be homeless, I’d be homeless.
been binging your content for days now and this is definitely one of my favorite videos so far (along with doomsday preppers) i love your videos because it feels like we’re just hanging out and having a conversation!
I look forward to these videos every week. Helps with my depression. Thank you for existing kimg Chris🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Agreed my friend ALL HAIL KING CHRIS
Honestly the fact that you mentioned Quik Trip will keep me forever loyal to this pre cult.
I actually read a YA WWII novel with that same premise (husband- the MCs dad- was pronounced dead by the govt, turned up a year after the war, mom had remarried) and it was one of the best YA books I ever read
the amount of spelling errors in luis’s videos is astounding
If we could get those 2 and Dhar Man to collaborate we would have an Avengers End Game Level Project on our hands.
Where has this channel been my whole life. Randomly came across it and now I can’t stop watching.
“I was the painter for the Iron Man costume, and when he was killed off I was left without a job”
The sound that just came out of me was inhuman, did a fucking 6-year-old write this?
I feel like I'm hanging out with a funny friend watching this stuff.
Fun fact of travis: was going thru hulu and there's a limited series about him and how he got ousted at Uber. Haven't watched but it's weird when you've never heard someones name and now have heard it twice in consecutive days.
I love how in the soldier video that he’s wearing the patch that you get after finishing basic not like he could wear an actual unit patch without pissing people off
8:50 my man's drank that beer pinky up 😂😂
I found your channel randomly and in a matter of 3 days I think you became my top 5 favorite youtuber
You deserve way more subs . Hoping you get to a mil some day which I think you deserve
The dead guy went from Air Force to army? He really took a step back…
FFS... everyone needs to stop saying "I seen..." It's either I've seen, I saw or I have seen. And stop saying "casted". When someone is chosen for a role they are Cast not "casted".
If my life is the song "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult then Chris James is the cowbell.
I'm saddened to find out that I live in a third world country...
I guess there really are Americans who still think we live in some old shack and ride kangaroos around the outback
This video was hilarious. Sorry to hear that you got COVID! Hope you have a fast and easy recovery
15:18 is great. The background chair bits he does in certain videos are amazing.
That first story reminds me way too much of an episode of “Night Court.”
The 'fuck you spoons you smell like ass' caught me off guard 😂😂😂
That 2009 Shane Dawson joke was fucking awesome 😂 thank you so much for that.
Seriously!! I can’t get enough of you!! Your facial expressions your sarcasm, just everything 😂😂😂You’re a hoot!!
Just found this channel and been on a binge. Great stuff!
Just want to wish you well in your recovery! Rest as much as you can, take care of yourself ☺️
This is a side of TH-cam I didn't know existed and I am sure will only enjoy through your commentary. lol!
2 Chris's, 1 week. Thank you for these gems 💎
Imagine chilling with someone, and they showed you these videos. Unironically insisting that you “have to see this”. I would question my entire existence in a way I haven’t yet
The music had me dying when the lady came out 😂. Please tell me you didn’t edit in the MK fatality 😂😂😂
i swear I didn’t touch it lmao
Bro why are there 47 copies of babe on vhs in the back lmaoooooo
Just discovered your channel about 2 days ago and loving it! What is that incredible shirt by the way, I need it in my life
It took 2 minutes of your deadliest warrior video from 2 weeks to absolutely fall in love with your commentary and hit that red subscribe button
Many good laughs in here! And I mean your writing, not the other videos.
Hope you’re not hit too hard with the Covid.
I'll be honest I stumbled upon your channel on accident because I don't watch TV and I don't listen to the radio and I'd rather be studying or partying with my friends. I watch only TH-cam but just for documentaries and things of the like. I have never even heard of half of these shows that you make fun of and now I come to your channel when I'm having a bad moment and need a laugh and I think who the fuck thinks this shit up? I can't even fathom some of their endings to their scenarios at times. But you make me laugh when everything around me makes me frown. I really really appreciate that. Keep up the damn good work. It's also nice to know that somebody has a level of sarcasm and humor that I do. 😁
This Adam Gardner character is clearly something special, seeing as he also died on the mission to pick up the senator of california from Israel's gaza strip crisis mission on another episode. I think i'm too deep in the luis cinematic universe at this point and cannot be saved.
Sooo funny he name dropped spoons… lmao.. anyway you’re awesome homie! Keep it up!
I thank you for your service...researching and watching this insanity so we don't have to. 😁
😂 another great video!!! 😂 the deeper i go into your channel 😏 the more i find myself laughing 😂
Imagine the dads ashes thing being examined in court lmao. Also this guy is going to be on a Chris Hansen episode
I have been binging your content and showing it to a lot of my friends for the past week!! Found you through recommendation of the Cris Angel and haven't stopped watching ever since!! You deserve over a million subs easy!!
You need more subs and views. You content is golden.
I was in the army and deployed and I’ll tell ya for a fact (if no one has said it before) that if people die in the military, no one is told anything until the family is notified. This is to avoid exactly what happened in that first video where the wife sees it in the news. When I was deployed if someone died, they’d slash our internet connection and phone connection. Real fast
Nothing is funnier than the wife putting the sheet over her husband's head, then turning to the boyfriend and saying ""I can explain"" 😂😂
The towel on his head scene is just, the chef's kiss of comedy. 👌
I'm new here, gotta say, you look like if WENDIGOON had a blonde brother!
It's a compliment, not a diss trust me. I'd love it if your channel blew up like his did.
I love wendigoon lol
Chris keeps bringing up Dhar Man and I've still never seen or heard of the guy anywhere besides these videos.
I like how "macho" the guy seems to be when drinking the beer ...lifting up the pinky 🤣 8:50
whyd they put the dad's ashes in a regular vase instead of an urn 💀
Sarah: "That's Chris, my son."
Chris: 😐👈
🤣
I can't believe you didn't mention that as the PE teacher goes up the stairs to look for Karen he sniffs the air to locate her!
"Except that!" infuriated me