Can someone explain to me how you can paint a ship without using paint? Am I missing something here? Is this a riddle or brain teaser? I just don't know, does anyone know?
@@hpaw8675309one of Vanessa’s voice lines is “I paint my ship red, but not with paint” implying that she used the blood of her enemies. Hope this was helpful.
NL selling literally every crit boosting item out of spite, running the tropical island on his board, searching for crit boosts because his sniper mysteriously stopped critting, and then still easily cruising to 10 wins sent me. He is simply built different
@@FaliggetFTW Based on what he says on stream he doesn't have any time to play the bazaar outside of either stream or his videos for youtube. I think he has described like 1 or 2 runs offstream which I haven't noticed being uploaded, but other than that I think his uploads basically include every run he does.
@@FaliggetFTW He uploads every run. In this case, his build was so strong already that it barely mattered, and in some circumstances the initial haste might be better anyway.
He hates the Star Chart lol. It would almost guarantee his boat critting, give Aidan's haste a 50% chance of hitting his boat instead of a 30% chance, and reduce both Aidan and his boat's cooldown by a meaningful amount. I'm glad he's learned that upgrading most weapons sucks, the next thing he needs to learn is cooldown reduction is almost always the best stat to boost.
This had me going crazy the entire run. Also him skipping the sharpning stones 5 times in a row with his 90 damage ship Glad he doesnt read these, had to type A
Sometimes he does this thing where he convinces himself that something, like getting 2 sharpening stones on a level up, is bad and he will go on to take the most ridiculous options just not to take the thing he will not touch as if it's of the devil. I don't know whether I respect that or not.
I actually went all the way with Longxian, treb, whatever that item is that gives weapons haste when something crits, and some crazy haste and crit skills. Longxian can be good if you start building it early. Think I also had a Gatling gun and a lighter. Lighter because i had a skill that gave a weapon haste every time I used a non-weapon or something like that
I think the clock increases cooldown but the item keeps the same % of charge, so the increased cd applies only from second use on. see that clock? Paint it
11:05 by the commutative property, it should not matter whether you took the silencer out first before reducing the cooldowns by 3%. 0.97 x 0.8 is the same as 0.8 x 0.97. Unless the game is doing its maybe differently
3% of 80 is less than 3% of 100. The cooldown reduction doesnt use 100 as a base if you have the silencer on. Thats why you have items that temporarily increase your cooldown so you can increase the reduction
@@jtamonda7966 You're right. 3% of 80 is less than 3% of 100. But it still doesn't matter. It's a multiplicative factor and follows the commutative law. EX: Assume silencer is reducing by 20% and base CD 10 1. Silencer is on the board. 10 x 0.8 = 8 Then apply the 3% reduction 8 x 0.97 = 7.76 2. Silencer is NOT on the board and you reduce 10 by 3% = 9.7. Then you put silencer on the board. 97 x 0.8 = 7.76 They're literally the same value. It doesn't matter what your starting CD.
@@jsong768 im assuming from context that the silencer uses the base 100 and the sellables just look at current seconds. If not then he and chat dont know commutation. I havent played the game
@jtamonda7966 yeah the reduction might be working a little differently but this is such a common misconception that I wouldn't be surprised if they don't realize that it doesn't matter
no its on the current, if you have knee brace (+1s to cooldown on your items from junk shop) you can also put it in to get more effect out of cdr items when you sell them
note that the effect only applies after you remove the silencer from the build. with silencer 0.97 * 0.8 = 0.8 * 0.97. after silencer is removed 0.97 * 0.8 < 0.97 curious, is the current situation intended? seems a little unintuitive and wonky from a balancing setup. would be more convenient imo to just remember every buff applied to the weapon and the quantity of the buffs, so when one is removed it's like it was never there. (i have never played the game)
@citratune7830 Unsure but its something they've been aware of for months so it seems like it's intended unless they just haven't gotten around to overhauling it
Hey I watch a lot of streamers on TH-cam and your content is getting recommended to me a lot on multiple different channels that post about you so I hope you see a big surge in popularity here soon. At least a reasonable amount, because it's the meme as old as time, you are my streamers' favorite streamer and I hope you prosper past my little contribution of engagement if you'd call it that.
@@daniellord-doyle5273 Yeah, and NL has decided to save them until release so he can farm the noobs in ranked. I'm not sure but I feel like you get a ticket from a bronze victory.
In my original version of this meme I typed "Costgo" instead of "Costco". That was a mistake and has now been corrected. The correct meme is: "We're Costco guys, of course we're Costco guys xD"
I asked my grandpa why we don't paint ships like that anymore, he said we forgot how.
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Young captain who’s seen her share of storms, still paints her ship the old fashioned way
Toes who nose 💀
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This 97 year old painter still paints his ships the old-fashioned way.
Those who know: 😱
Painted? But...
I've already depicted you as the paint and me as the ship painter.
Pfft...this guy's out here using PAINT to paint ships.
See that ship? Paint it.
But don't use paint
I cannon my plank red, but I don't use balls
Can someone explain to me how you can paint a ship without using paint? Am I missing something here? Is this a riddle or brain teaser? I just don't know, does anyone know?
@@hpaw8675309we paint using our red shit
@@hpaw8675309one of Vanessa’s voice lines is “I paint my ship red, but not with paint” implying that she used the blood of her enemies. Hope this was helpful.
Not all Jaballians paint their ship red
I've come too far to use paint now.
educate yourself bro
All red. No paint.
I painted myself and I still lost?
NL selling literally every crit boosting item out of spite, running the tropical island on his board, searching for crit boosts because his sniper mysteriously stopped critting, and then still easily cruising to 10 wins sent me. He is simply built different
Does he only upload every run he does? There’s no way, right? He consistently makes terrible decisions and then collects wins.
Commenting so when someone answers I get notified
@@FaliggetFTW Based on what he says on stream he doesn't have any time to play the bazaar outside of either stream or his videos for youtube. I think he has described like 1 or 2 runs offstream which I haven't noticed being uploaded, but other than that I think his uploads basically include every run he does.
@@FaliggetFTW He uploads every run. In this case, his build was so strong already that it barely mattered, and in some circumstances the initial haste might be better anyway.
NL is proving meta is a spook
30:48 “Aiden is tanking the damage”
Meanwhile Aiden is thoroughly deceased
I'm so Bazaar-pilled now, thank you for introducing me to this NL
Dr. Reynard is the greatest game designer to ever live
Same I’m having a lot of fun
You fall like no ball, ANOTHER ROUND
See those balls? Paint them red.
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but i dont use paint.... ahahaha....
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All ship. No paint
9:31 When you pick up a cool bug on the sidewalk
21:25 Me when I'm a young boy named Charlie opening a chocolate bar
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gotta give this a +2 I'm afraid
Haste tuah, silence on that thang
You paint your ship red... I have no balls.
"I would like to get a pelt and sell it for gold": Voyageur in Quebec in 1790
ty for pointing out the date of the vod. Also i do like vods that are not 5 to 6 days old. To see the progress of your experience.
He hates the Star Chart lol. It would almost guarantee his boat critting, give Aidan's haste a 50% chance of hitting his boat instead of a 30% chance, and reduce both Aidan and his boat's cooldown by a meaningful amount. I'm glad he's learned that upgrading most weapons sucks, the next thing he needs to learn is cooldown reduction is almost always the best stat to boost.
This had me going crazy the entire run. Also him skipping the sharpning stones 5 times in a row with his 90 damage ship
Glad he doesnt read these, had to type A
Star chart only exists to give 5 gold 1 exp at the docks I'm afraid.
get ready to learn it buddy
naaahh, the master was hedging against freeze strats to give freeze more targets
never doubt him again or i will paint your ship
He already knows about cooldown reduction. That was like 4th episode
Sometimes he does this thing where he convinces himself that something, like getting 2 sharpening stones on a level up, is bad and he will go on to take the most ridiculous options just not to take the thing he will not touch as if it's of the devil. I don't know whether I respect that or not.
He's so Star Chart for Working at the Docks-pilled
you guys know where I can get red paint?
No, we are bazaar guys, we don’t use any paint
u can take mine, I'm not using it
All cannon, no paints
I think I saw a paint shop over in Dooley Nation lands. Truly an odd people.
Surely Vanessa has some
I just scored my first ten piece earlier today, a flawless no less! Thank you for introducing me to the game NL.
I love that paint. Been not using the stuff for years
38:45 refering to the silmarillion gave my heart lill jumpys
17:05 holy shit it only took him like 65+ games but he figured it out
My god every videos of NL's drives me up a wall with his bonkers reasoning, yet I still keep watching. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF!?
25:26 You see a guy driving a huge truck.
These videos are my zone 2 tech
Brother hates the star chart. Painful to watch.
When I am the paint, you are the ship
Top 10 scariest video endings on Pelago
See that cannon? No ball.
This crew has their cannon balls the other round way
On the next episodes, the egg gets a copywrite strike from the rizzler
I can actually feel myself becoming a type A chatter watching these decisions, I'm gonna have to pivot to Kripp streams at this rate
Me when I'm a French cuisine chef and I'm feeding the lobsters
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see that form? fill it
I actually went all the way with Longxian, treb, whatever that item is that gives weapons haste when something crits, and some crazy haste and crit skills. Longxian can be good if you start building it early. Think I also had a Gatling gun and a lighter. Lighter because i had a skill that gave a weapon haste every time I used a non-weapon or something like that
the best before flying meal is actually 4-6 beers
We're blood guys, of course we paint ships
Anyone got a link to the rizzler video - cannot find it for the life of me
seconded
its in librarian's latest did you see this tweet video
First Aidler is finally on the board.
My first perk in Fallout is always Gun Nut and NL is one of us
If your shit's red, go to the doctor.
unfortunately my doctor is a jaballian, and brother, he's no pacifist
Excuse me Dr. Jaballian, it appears that I have been diagnosed as someone with only a cannon, and apparently there is no presence of balls.
I have only one 10 piece under my belt, teach me your ways, senpai!
Hi, we’re Unrailed guys and we haven’t heard from you in a while
“PLAY THE STAR CHAART AAAAH”
I like to bring Burger King Whoppers on my flight just to open them and let everyone else smell them.
Like my crew says at the bar: you carry my weapon, and all jebalians are pacifists. And I don't use paint.
Hi NL, could you please upload your jackbox gameplay? Thanks in advance
All ship, no paint
45:05 is the other guy’s Atomic Clock charging his sniper rifle instead of increasing the cooldown? That’s a heinous bug lmao
I think the clock increases cooldown but the item keeps the same % of charge, so the increased cd applies only from second use on. see that clock? Paint it
All red, no paint
Honestly Vanessa is slept on she is kinda cracked if you can find her good wepons ie sniper ship and trebuchet
11:05 by the commutative property, it should not matter whether you took the silencer out first before reducing the cooldowns by 3%. 0.97 x 0.8 is the same as 0.8 x 0.97. Unless the game is doing its maybe differently
3% of 80 is less than 3% of 100. The cooldown reduction doesnt use 100 as a base if you have the silencer on. Thats why you have items that temporarily increase your cooldown so you can increase the reduction
@@jtamonda7966 You're right. 3% of 80 is less than 3% of 100. But it still doesn't matter. It's a multiplicative factor and follows the commutative law.
EX: Assume silencer is reducing by 20% and base CD 10
1. Silencer is on the board. 10 x 0.8 = 8
Then apply the 3% reduction 8 x 0.97 = 7.76
2. Silencer is NOT on the board and you reduce 10 by 3% = 9.7. Then you put silencer on the board. 97 x 0.8 = 7.76
They're literally the same value. It doesn't matter what your starting CD.
@@jsong768 im assuming from context that the silencer uses the base 100 and the sellables just look at current seconds. If not then he and chat dont know commutation. I havent played the game
@jtamonda7966 yeah the reduction might be working a little differently but this is such a common misconception that I wouldn't be surprised if they don't realize that it doesn't matter
Why does he hate the cdr and crit from starchart?
is cdr not always on whatever the base cooldown is? isn't removing the silencer every time unnecessary?
I thought the same thing. Commenting so I can hear the answer if anyone knows better
no its on the current, if you have knee brace (+1s to cooldown on your items from junk shop) you can also put it in to get more effect out of cdr items when you sell them
note that the effect only applies after you remove the silencer from the build.
with silencer
0.97 * 0.8 = 0.8 * 0.97.
after silencer is removed
0.97 * 0.8 < 0.97
curious, is the current situation intended? seems a little unintuitive and wonky from a balancing setup. would be more convenient imo to just remember every buff applied to the weapon and the quantity of the buffs, so when one is removed it's like it was never there.
(i have never played the game)
@citratune7830 Unsure but its something they've been aware of for months so it seems like it's intended unless they just haven't gotten around to overhauling it
We can’t paint ships like we used to folks, we don’t know how
does NL paint ships the long way
It's "ma-tryo-shka" for all the english speakers here.
25:39 don't talk about malf like that
I wish NL wasnt just a collective figment of our imagination
Mans talking about needing a haste item and sells Aiden, tsk
19:00 me at the bar
just put the crit in the bag lil bro
We're shipwrights, of course we paint our ships red
I SHIT my paint red... but not all jaballians walk the ball
work at docks with ⭐️ chart, fill out the form nl
Hey I watch a lot of streamers on TH-cam and your content is getting recommended to me a lot on multiple different channels that post about you so I hope you see a big surge in popularity here soon. At least a reasonable amount, because it's the meme as old as time, you are my streamers' favorite streamer and I hope you prosper past my little contribution of engagement if you'd call it that.
Me when I painted my ship red with paint
GREMENTET
Shout out to Silmarillion
this 36 year old streamer still paints his ships the old-fashioned way
Bees Toad I'm Blade
DOOLY DOOLY DOOLY...
Vanessa might be the funnest to watch imo
He spoke down to “funnest” typers in a previous video I’m afraid
I like all the content, wasn’t he talking down to people in chat complaining?
@@ItCantGetAnyWorse he has done that, yes. i'm talking specifically about him disapproving of the use of the phrase "funnest" as opposed to "most fun"
What do the tickets do that you win??
It's a ticket for ranked.
So you can use them to play ranked?? I would have tried it but haven’t got a 10 piece yet haha
@@daniellord-doyle5273 Yeah, and NL has decided to save them until release so he can farm the noobs in ranked. I'm not sure but I feel like you get a ticket from a bronze victory.
Hey NL, POE 2 daughter or Bazaar Dooley son?
100 * 0.97 * 0.7 = 100 * 0.7 * 0.97
play issac?
Me when I haven't done anything illegal but the cop keeps eyeballing me 47:18
TH-cam
me when
Pathetic. As ball-less as a cannon.
I see vanessa items i click
Why does the NL comment section has the funniest unfunniest people ever
13:52 to 17:23 is unwatchable content.
Thanks twitch user. 🤨
"it's 'urb"
Is this a 36 year old father of one ?
first
Man
Hey can someone gift me the game...😅
So many misplays guy
meme: We're Costco guys, of course we're Costco guys xD
EDIT: No upvotes? Am I shadowbanned?
In my original version of this meme I typed "Costgo" instead of "Costco". That was a mistake and has now been corrected. The correct meme is: "We're Costco guys, of course we're Costco guys xD"
Honestly the lack of responses to this post is disheartening, even after my corrections
@@EirikRye You are using the rythyms of comedy with no punchline. Like what was even the point?
59 minutes since posting and no upvotes? EirikRye really fell off