If any item could save us (The Bazaar)

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  • @Kalslice
    @Kalslice วันที่ผ่านมา +579

    The loading screen has implanted the model ship superiority into his brain

    • @bracerkum69420
      @bracerkum69420 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Egg isn't as resistant to being Psy-Op'd than what he thinks he is

  • @SBroproductions
    @SBroproductions วันที่ผ่านมา +838

    I'm convinced the Model Ship is holding his entire family hostage. There's just no way at this point.

    • @radarhead82
      @radarhead82 วันที่ผ่านมา +230

      Model Ship and Clamera both have some dirt on him

    • @joshlawson3255
      @joshlawson3255 วันที่ผ่านมา +217

      The model ship is in the loading animation and therefore it is being subconsciously imbedded into his brain

    • @aylamao9389
      @aylamao9389 วันที่ผ่านมา +75

      Ship went off here though

    • @draconocor
      @draconocor วันที่ผ่านมา +70

      model ship was bad until it was shielding for 300 and slowing an item every second

    • @williamjames8801
      @williamjames8801 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      He's so vanessa pilled about attacking fast and having other items proc from going fast that it's impossible for him to grasp more then half the build archtypes the pig has. That's the only reason he thinks the ship is good.

  • @BunchesOfBees
    @BunchesOfBees วันที่ผ่านมา +114

    When model ship came up, it was like when you're walking a dog and you can tell it's just seen something on the ground it's definitely not supposed to eat and, as a result, you're about to be in for the fight of your life

    • @I2ed3ye
      @I2ed3ye วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      What do you have? DROP IT! DROP IT!

  • @UnknownUsername131
    @UnknownUsername131 วันที่ผ่านมา +223

    "Dance with the one who brought you"
    When the item has brought him to get beat up at a drug house for the seventh day in a row.

    • @brennanpetroff5668
      @brennanpetroff5668 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      He didnt dance with succulent when it was healing 200 every 4 seconds for a model ship that give 50 shield. Hes lost his mind

    • @UnknownUsername131
      @UnknownUsername131 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @brennanpetroff5668 he usually makes it work, I just hate seeing him in these toxic item relationships.

    • @sickwickedsick
      @sickwickedsick 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      +2

  • @DrinktheLatte
    @DrinktheLatte วันที่ผ่านมา +288

    “I’ll take the XP” (immediately takes the income)

    • @The1Jayman
      @The1Jayman วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Get it twisted

    • @LemmyDeusEst
      @LemmyDeusEst วันที่ผ่านมา

      And here I was questioning my icon permanence.

  • @TheDownSmasher
    @TheDownSmasher วันที่ผ่านมา +437

    get yourself a girl that's as loyal to you as egg is to ship in a bottle

    • @ATMOSK1234
      @ATMOSK1234 วันที่ผ่านมา

      None exist

    • @TrulyBS-QJ
      @TrulyBS-QJ วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The recovery gimper

    • @Chromodar
      @Chromodar วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Loyal? 41:53 🤔

  • @Duhmmy
    @Duhmmy วันที่ผ่านมา +129

    This damn dog calling to NL like the green goblin mask

  • @danlongname
    @danlongname วันที่ผ่านมา +114

    STOP FEEDING CHOCOLATE TO THE DOG, YOU MONSTER!

    • @SikGamer70
      @SikGamer70 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      This game taught me that chocolate makes dogs stronger

  • @spencerhollberg1588
    @spencerhollberg1588 วันที่ผ่านมา +193

    We’re jebalian guys, of course we’re not all pacifists

    • @Depressed_Spider
      @Depressed_Spider วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jaballian even. Although NL pronounces it as jabaylian when he reads it.

  • @KaikiIsTaken
    @KaikiIsTaken วันที่ผ่านมา +236

    I sht my pants red, but I don't use pants

    • @suakeli
      @suakeli วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      All cannon, no pants

    • @alexjones4424
      @alexjones4424 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      See that pant? Shit it

  • @ciandelahunty554
    @ciandelahunty554 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    The keener the blade, the less paint I need for my shit

  • @cwas0nt400
    @cwas0nt400 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    brutal loss at the end, but the kid really brought this run back from the brink of defeat

    • @RalorPenwat
      @RalorPenwat วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Probably literally the only build that countered him. Fast frost pots. Tbh if it had hit the crook and ship he might have even made it.

    • @Prodigial6
      @Prodigial6 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@RalorPenwat He sold a diamond tier battery that would have enabled Soul of the District going off and won him that round. NL seeing Model Ship in a run dooms the run instantly. How he never replaced it is beyond me; the ONLY thing he loses to is perma Freeze so you just have to get Soul to trigger 1 time as fast as humanly possible. Model Ship has no role at that point but he can't let it go.

    • @RalorPenwat
      @RalorPenwat วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@Prodigial6 I mean the slow was meaningful enough in the other fights that I can't blame him for not catching how much better the charge for the battery would be in comparison.

    • @BugcatcherWayo
      @BugcatcherWayo วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@Prodigial6 i was skipping through the video some, but i saw the diamond battery thought it was going to be amazing for him. Pushed forward to the moment before his last fight, NL opened his inventory and battery wasn't there... I couldn't believe it was gone.

  • @PotionSmeller
    @PotionSmeller วันที่ผ่านมา +88

    See that crew? Paint them

  • @joemama-kc7ez
    @joemama-kc7ez วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    jebalian: long
    those who bow:

  • @frenchy2658
    @frenchy2658 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    The insta sell on the battery when it enables soul of the district is insane to me

    • @felixsonofscouty
      @felixsonofscouty วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      he was all in on crook to enable the atlatl which enabled everything else, there really wasn't anything replaceable in the build at the time

    • @BigPapaMitchell
      @BigPapaMitchell วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      There wouldn't have been a good thing to pull out. Would have needed to pull out ship which was his only sustain, though it probably would have won him the last fight

    • @notsocube8452
      @notsocube8452 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@felixsonofscoutythe ship tho

    • @yogurtchew
      @yogurtchew 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@BigPapaMitchell popping soul on high hp oneshots every fight so accelerating it is higher priority than saving 1000 hp with ship. The ship was good for stalling but the battery just brute force wins every fight, even if the soul gets frozen. The only possible downside is if atlatl loses too much damage but he didn't even check.

    • @felixsonofscouty
      @felixsonofscouty 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@notsocube8452 the ship was slowing things which is very important late game

  • @dylanclarke2787
    @dylanclarke2787 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    I've just graduated from The Bazaar U and can confirm that not all Jaballians are pacifists, yet some have longbows

  • @williammitchell6254
    @williammitchell6254 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    What run made him think model ship was the bees knees

    • @grimmparagon427
      @grimmparagon427 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I mean tbf it was pretty sick here.

  • @Upsilon724
    @Upsilon724 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Model Ship tastes so good when you don’t have a Type A Chatter in your ear telling you it’s nasty

  • @DujasFromHell
    @DujasFromHell วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    All the dooley hate leaving my body when I see a pyg with Soul of the District

    • @ruzzhazskillz9561
      @ruzzhazskillz9561 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That and a Vanessa with an insane weather glass. Literally way more over powered than any Dooly build I've ever put together 😂

    • @Xirathen
      @Xirathen วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @ruzzhazskillz9561 haha dooley we know thats you on your alt account bud you aint slick little robot

  • @fleece6747
    @fleece6747 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    23:10 the screaming piñata got me

    • @Saige_Raven
      @Saige_Raven วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      It might be my favorite thing about this game. It makes me laugh EVERY time.

  • @lfx2407
    @lfx2407 วันที่ผ่านมา +137

    i shit my pant red

  • @PersonShot
    @PersonShot 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    It’s crazy what his Pyg decision making is doing to my type A psyche

  • @Xenomnipotent
    @Xenomnipotent วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    Pig mode, I’m afraid.

  • @RuNacken
    @RuNacken วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    The phrase 'the Jebalian Longbow' has that same energy as 'the Catalina Wine Mixer' for me

  • @zz3stranger
    @zz3stranger วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    I paint my red shit, but I don’t use shit

    • @gerbilcakes2841
      @gerbilcakes2841 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Woah man nice red what shit are you gonna paint it with?
      Those who know: 💀

    • @renzo3939
      @renzo3939 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@gerbilcakes2841 I'm cracking up

  • @alientree8292
    @alientree8292 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    He gets surprised by the piñata scream every time, we love to see it

  • @andrewhouchin5812
    @andrewhouchin5812 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Honestly, this was a great run and an impressive pivot to the soul of the district

  • @JeSuisGrand
    @JeSuisGrand วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    4:42 I like to think of NL as an unreliable narrator telling his life story

  • @Jumpistable
    @Jumpistable วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I just slammed my shit red when he purchased that model ship.

  • @K1zma
    @K1zma วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    16:32 The evil vet plotting to kill my pet dog

  • @michaelmay5109
    @michaelmay5109 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    I paint my Jebalian pacifist, but i don’t use paint

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076
    @halfmettlealchemist8076 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    We're red guys of course we shit

  • @lukalalosevic200
    @lukalalosevic200 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    That damn model ship just wont leave him alone xD

  • @Nighthawk20000
    @Nighthawk20000 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Going for a small item sell build and skipping an early lemonade stand is painful for a type A guy like me

  • @dangkolache
    @dangkolache วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Me imagining Zed, of MIB fame, casually talking about the Jaballians blowing up the planet in 13 minutes unless they get their pizza on time

  • @HolyDeviant1
    @HolyDeviant1 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The best running gag is NL selling the pinata and not hearing it scream as it's torn open, or at least not being sure about it

  • @theKobelev
    @theKobelev วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Me when I find out not all Jebalians are pacifists: 😮

  • @Bestyja
    @Bestyja วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Okay okay let's shield this guy lets shield this guy with ship in a bottle

  • @taliker
    @taliker วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Him somehow finding a way to make model ship work means we're gonna see him put it in even more builds from now on

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Should have put lifesteal on the Atlatl rather than making number go up on the Soul. Soul gets to fire at all and it was already guaranteed lethal, the bigger number there did nothing, but Atlatl lifesteal might have kept you alive long enough for Soul to fire.

    • @petecox873
      @petecox873 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Maybe, but he’d have had to overwrite the “can’t be slowed, frozen, destroyed” that was already on it. And it was District being frozen that ended up losing him the run. I don’t think the lifesteal would have kept him alive against that last build, but maybe

    • @ixtiander999
      @ixtiander999 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You're not wrong, but an opportunity to get 10 wins is much more common than an opportunity to see a 77k crit.
      the soul yearns for big number

  • @RottedMushroom
    @RottedMushroom วันที่ผ่านมา

    Everyone's clowning on him for the ship but this ship was probably one of the highest shield per second he's ever had. Edit: NVM Soul of the District kinda blows that out of the water

  • @ECFIUP
    @ECFIUP วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I love the Bazar content and your commentary is cinema

  • @sonarchy5158
    @sonarchy5158 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Believe you'll win, and you'll win! But, not against me!" doesn't have half as much pizzaz as "All cannon, no balls!"

  • @Infrint3
    @Infrint3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    we’re remote work girlies of course we watch NL all day

  • @timbrown6457
    @timbrown6457 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Sir, a third video where NL takes Model Ship has hit the feed"

  • @aikenumholtz3539
    @aikenumholtz3539 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    My apology form for the Model Ship:
    [X] - Haven't played the game
    [X] - I was commenting from a place of bad faith
    [ ] - Chat was spamming it too
    [X] - I wasn't familiar with its game
    [X] - In all fairness it was actually terrible in every other run but this one

  • @gakulon
    @gakulon วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    god i love being a type a and a type b girly

  • @thelostcause7983
    @thelostcause7983 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    In the end he spoke his own fate into words

  • @marbitoszb
    @marbitoszb วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Looks like Pyg is back on the menu, boys! (or girls, or however you choose to self-identify).

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    All balls, no shit

  • @beaniiman
    @beaniiman วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    NL people who are free to play like myself need to use toxic builds in non-ranked so we can have hope to get tickets to play ranked.

  • @bobfritschie4008
    @bobfritschie4008 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Skipping ganjo with the longbow and the atlatl, TWICE. Now that's the NL I know and love.

  • @sirthursday6159
    @sirthursday6159 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    31:35 it's crook upgrade here and it's not even close, upgrading dog is a huge blunder

    • @thegrunch6448
      @thegrunch6448 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Next time.. less blunder, more plunder

  • @harleygarner-wood7899
    @harleygarner-wood7899 วันที่ผ่านมา

    'i think the satchel is useless' he says to the best of the 4 starter items presented xD
    never change NL x

  • @sirthursday6159
    @sirthursday6159 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    30:58 ignores a 3x multicast, 4 second CD, medium weapon in a crook build!?!?!?!?! Mr Lion, respectfully, what are you doing

  • @nuip7936
    @nuip7936 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    bro thinks he got his sea legs but he still moves in straight lines! 🤣

  • @I2ed3ye
    @I2ed3ye วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Not all Jaballians are Model Ship enthusiasts

  • @emeryboehnke4259
    @emeryboehnke4259 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love his reaction to the "waves" Vanessa voice line. Keeps me coming back (even though this is sadly pyg)

  • @weirdbug_
    @weirdbug_ วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    the ship was pretty goated this run i dont get why everyone is complaining

  • @onezerotwo
    @onezerotwo วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    me in the first five seconds when he gets duct tape: "Ok, this is a won run already... start the countdown time to a """""""pivot""""""" to some random damage item and he deletes duct tape without even thinking."

  • @headbangersbrain
    @headbangersbrain วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    lord of the wastes is such a throw 99% of the time lol

  • @abrainlet4469
    @abrainlet4469 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    this is actually a really cool build, except for the model ship it can go titanic for all i care

  • @mt.averest9750
    @mt.averest9750 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That tempo upbeat in day twelve fight was sick

  • @wagwanbossy
    @wagwanbossy 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    man loves his ship

  • @mamba5445
    @mamba5445 วันที่ผ่านมา

    NL will never escape the accusation of being on cocaine

  • @gray007nl
    @gray007nl วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    We're bazaar guys, of course we paint our sheets yellow, but we don't use paint

  • @monkeyenthusiast4541
    @monkeyenthusiast4541 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOUL OF THE CITADEL LION RUN

  • @FaustoRomano9
    @FaustoRomano9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    hype as fuck run honestly, shame it didn't make it to gold but seeing soul of the district in action like that was incredible

  • @DustyLizard85
    @DustyLizard85 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What an insaaaane pivot!!

  • @KingRonin1
    @KingRonin1 วันที่ผ่านมา

    For a moment there I thought he was caught in a “if we get the chance” trance

  • @legobattledroid7979
    @legobattledroid7979 วันที่ผ่านมา

    31:45 "given that we are so early" he says on day 10

  • @raymondfuqua3992
    @raymondfuqua3992 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If you run succulents early maybe look for haste or charge options to maximize on its scaling? Also just lean all the way into healing/shields, you want your matches to run long, as long as possible ideally so running scaling damage options runs against the logic of succulents seems counterproductive, if you invest resources into a dog that 2 taps opponents you're kneecapping succulents, there are other healing/shielding options that would "fit" better with scaling dog damage. Love you NL, your content is fantastic.

  • @Fomor_Ian
    @Fomor_Ian วันที่ผ่านมา

    Remember everyone, Jaballians aren’t a monolith. Some of them got hands.

  • @indridcold2229
    @indridcold2229 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    We’re Bazaar Girls of course we want him to play dooley

    • @mewwww17
      @mewwww17 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Thank you for contributing to NL's stats

    • @woozi29
      @woozi29 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Dooley nation 🤮

    • @pretentiousname01
      @pretentiousname01 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Are we “Doo for Dooly”?

    • @thatoneguy4584
      @thatoneguy4584 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I don’t want to hear anything to do with those cl*nkers

    • @nateknipscherguitar
      @nateknipscherguitar วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      DOOLEY THIS DOOLEY THAT EVERYTHING IS COMING UP DOOLEY

  • @hescamping5982
    @hescamping5982 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That weapon in the thumbnail and claw go crazy if you get it. Shield equal to health, and damage equal to the highest shield item. I was hitting for 30k as pig. Crazy.

  • @Psynapseful
    @Psynapseful วันที่ผ่านมา

    17:45 Yugioh players evaluating the newest TCG premiere archetype in SUDA:

  • @kokosan09
    @kokosan09 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    taking a break from playing The Bazaar by watching NL play The Bazaar.

  • @MrRazzeldazzel88
    @MrRazzeldazzel88 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Brother passed on the tea set. Cmon man…. Max HP…

  • @emptee182
    @emptee182 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That was actualy a well played fun run... for you at least 😊

  • @arttukurttila7689
    @arttukurttila7689 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I spent a ticket to ride the ranked train. I was floored by that corrosive poison. It got me all kinds of toxic and I thought about NL saying that playing the first ranked game starts to timer to abandoning the game.

  • @johnbarlow1969
    @johnbarlow1969 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It physically hurt me when he sold the diamond battery

  • @MiscFitt
    @MiscFitt วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh man... Model Ship, Duct Tape, and Matchbox? Dude just needed to look for a Bushel and that's an instant infinite. Would give him more than enough time to get to late game and make whatever build work.

  • @nazurix689
    @nazurix689 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Bro the bow not being next to Model ship is killing me.

  • @mdoubleub
    @mdoubleub วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    man really looked at 6.8 and said lower cooldowns near the model ship

  • @pyrobite8463
    @pyrobite8463 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Take a shot every time he says ‘Jebalian’

  • @draconocor
    @draconocor วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    everybody gangsta until they get hit for 77k

  • @brunoha
    @brunoha วันที่ผ่านมา

    88 burn on the whatever glass is craaaaaaaaaaazy

  • @henryadema2585
    @henryadema2585 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Yooo, when did he get buff pyg?

  • @GwynTheDame
    @GwynTheDame วันที่ผ่านมา

    PvE in this game is akin to farming in LoL, so picking the experiment over the duelist to ensure a win was a great idea!; As that xp is super important

  • @ruroruro
    @ruroruro 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Everyone is complaining about model ship, but at least it's not poisoned bronze textiles.

  • @viniguzz
    @viniguzz 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    34:21 Me when professor oak asks me what pokemon I want

  • @mitchmay3867
    @mitchmay3867 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Really wish this build could have gone against the infinite AI fight

  • @MrMiniP
    @MrMiniP วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    honestly incredible pivot

  • @thomasdavis2832
    @thomasdavis2832 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Here we go again with the ship

  • @true2mys3lf
    @true2mys3lf วันที่ผ่านมา

    let's goooo he put the bottle ship in the bag!!!!
    edit: should have seen it coming... it's back...

  • @yumdle
    @yumdle วันที่ผ่านมา

    31:39 me guessing the name of a metal gear solid faction based on the series' timeline

  • @espanadorada7962
    @espanadorada7962 วันที่ผ่านมา

    7:56 the tape shields 5….. but it doesn’t use shield

  • @3thanguy7
    @3thanguy7 12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    honestly for once the model ship fits the build
    edit: okay no never mind it doesnt anymore

  • @siwone532
    @siwone532 วันที่ผ่านมา

    NL had ducktape and bottle ship and skips bushel. Why do I watch these. Why do I do it to myself.
    EDIT: I have to admit it got kinda fun towards the end

  • @majedm.alharthi2034
    @majedm.alharthi2034 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It feels like he does the same build every time