Yes my crew's at the bar. Yes they're asking for another round Yes, we were at sea for a long while and it's been quite rough for them, I think they've earned some respite
@samw6414 me when children laugh at Ishowspeed barking like dog: "pathetic" Me when my favourite millennial streamer does it "the brows have never been higher"
>Go to the Weapon shop >Ask the cute owner if she has good weapons >Looks confused >Show a graphic of good weapons >"Haha, I assure you man, these are good weapons" >They are bronze weapons
While reading the comments before watching the video, it took me way too long to realize people weren't talking about the Pet Rock item when they said The Rock isn't natty.
In the Q&A with the creator he said that he didn't like having upgrades in the game but it was that or not having doubles of cards in the game. He said that he will make upgrades more rare in the Bazaar in the future. It went counter the card matching principle.
Seemed like it was time to move the silencer to have spyglass and sextant next to the weapon… felt like 100% crit was on the table. Also feels like he says “it’s too early for skills” every run on day 6… where did he get that heuristic from?
The bazaar is the only game I get tilted watching nl play it without ever having played it myself. Not because Im a backseater, but because I seethe every time I see a goated, well-earned run get trashed by meta dooley
If it makes you feel any better Dooley was complete ass for a while. Definitely needs to get nerfed but he spent a lot of time being a free win especially early game
You don't lose anything when you sell bronze small stuff with a cove. It's basically a bank. It's better to have a buffed cove you might use so no reason not to bank it, and if you have any buy/sell incentive then you definitely should be doing this
I will say that while I play Dooley, I agree that the monitor lizard needs to be removed from the game, I feel like its worse than old Pufferfish Ray's I dont mind that much as ive gotten killed by plenty of Venessa's with submarines and Trebuches
Even considering the fact that The Rock might be natty should automatically disqualify you from the capacity of signing whatever vinding contract. A good lawyer should get you out of a mortgage by saying to the judge "Your honor, this dude is not capable of critical thinking. He thinks The Rock is natty". Shit, I gotta text Vince Gilligan
@@LazerGuy89 out of curiosity, is ranked worse than casual as in people forcing meta builds and playing dooley? I haven't played it yet, but considering the chest rewards I thought it would be. But then again, the safer approach would be to not force things and end up wasting a ticket because you roll/spend too much gold.
@@KaikiIsTaken I wouldn't say I noticed much of a difference between casual and ranked. FYI you get a free ticket every day to play in ranked so you can play ranked at least once a day without fear of wasting any limited resources :)
@@TripleMasterA Oh, I bought the game yesterday so I didn't really notice but I did receive a ranked ticket indeed! That's pretty cool. I will be trying it out, hopefully won't get too bullied by the dooleys as vanessa XD
@@Nanashiboy47 I understand the concern, but reynad (the tempo studio owner) assured everyone that there will be no NFTs in the game. These are collectibles, which will most likely be sold for the in game currency (gems) in the marketplace, from player to player.
It's not that different from how the first 100 of a crafted cosmetic get an identifying number in TF2. It's just something for lame digital collectors to obsess over. As of right now, there's no marketplace - but even if they add one, I don't think it's a concern. You're not paying for the cosmetics, and just unlock them through regular gameplay. It's not like paying 20,000$ for a jpeg of a monkey or something lol.
Man early on the reload issue could’ve been made a little less heinous by running star chart to the left of powder horn. Not that it punished either way, just less efficient 😅
Reynad said in a recent q&a that getting it on mobile is a very high priority right now. I don't really remember what timeframe he gave but for some reason I want to say like mid 2025
@@hbeau1900 I think it was the initial idea, yes. But since then reynad assured everyone that it will not have nfts, these are simply collectibles, possibly for trading with other players.
Yeah you decided to try ranked at one of the worst times for it because of the pause between even hot-fixes being done for the holidays in the middle of a pretty toxic still pre-release (so with a still limited player base) meta
Depends on what Dooley is running, but if Pyg big 1 hit KO like lion cane or dog can work well if you get them online. Provided you don't get frozen and can survive ~6 seconds to get the hit off. Vanessa has a few more ways of going about it, but less consistent to set up imo. Maybe a nice multicast flagship with high damage, fast hitting item with decent damage and lifesteal via crow's nest (katana, revolver, double barrel - if you can stack damage on these guys throughout your run), or if you can get a fast enough treb build that can also give you a decent shot. Her haste items can actually help you get a shot off with some heavier hitting weapons too. If your weapons are too slow - the poison/burn stacks are gonna nuke your hp (unless you've gone pyg with a big health pool) before you can attack, which should be obvious. Your board also has to have multiple items ideally, so that you don't get perma frozen. I can't say for certain (I never run this build), but I think sustain Pyg where you build shield and heal only really struggles because the burn and poison stacks build up so fast and stick around. Most importantly, pray to God for mercy.
@ Eels could have potential I think! Maybe you can run a crow’s nest build early game - giving you nice damage and crit on your weapons to take some early round wins, and once you’ve built up your crit + damage enough to no longer need the crow’s nest, you swap it for the eels for the slow effect - might be hard to give up 6 slots for both at the same time. I mean Dooley is going to be spamming hastes, but at least the eels will be popping a ton to spam slows and bring his items back to a normal 3-6 second CD. I’d say it’s worth a run or two to see how it does. I’m not aware of too many items that deal damage based upon how much poison you have on yourself, and if they’re not a part of a character’s item set (and belong to a random monster instead) there’s no guarantee you’ll actually come across it in a given run. Tripwire on Vanessa, even though it’s only a 1 second slow could be something to look at too - it might not completely stop the Dooley haste, but it also takes 1 less board spot than eels. An item like Dam, destroy all small items and slow mediums for 10 seconds sounds great on the surface, but the 20 second cooldown is way too slow. It gets a 1 second charge when you use an aquatic item though so pairing with an adjacent captains wheel (probably not water wheel because just too large again to run both) and other aquatics might just be enough to get it off without having too much poison and burn stacked up.
@atsali2 jokes on you, I haven't played the game so I have no ship or main, I'm just tired of him whining about a build that anyone who can read abilities will go for
so called free thinkers when a silencer shows up on Vanessa
And weather glass
Silence free thinker! A silencer is speaking
Yes I’m Jabalian. Yes I’m not pacifist. Yes we exist.
You Jaballians can't keep getting away with it
Yes I paint my shit red. Yes i don't use paint. Yes i exist.
@@Thoron You fall like a Pygmalien, I flow like the Dooleys
Yes my crew's at the bar. Yes they're asking for another round
Yes, we were at sea for a long while and it's been quite rough for them, I think they've earned some respite
@@sonarchy5158 im fairly certain this could inspire the crew
Guys, would someone be so kind as to explain how could Vanessa possibly paint her ship red without the aid of any sort of paint? I'm rather intrigued.
She paints her shit red
Those who know 💀
She doesn't use paint, she uses naturally found pigments
With red gumballs
Jobs bro... jobs
what an incredible opening man
truly
I sat there stunned at what just transpired.
i love it when he barks
@samw6414 me when children laugh at Ishowspeed barking like dog: "pathetic"
Me when my favourite millennial streamer does it "the brows have never been higher"
If he calls himself a silencer main and upgrades cutlass or anything over silencer again I'm going to paint Vanessa's ship
I love that he posts cursed runs as well. My son plays this game and it helps him shrug it off when he has a bad run the more of these he sees
That's really cute, he's learning the joys of being Type B
>Go to the Weapon shop
>Ask the cute owner if she has good weapons
>Looks confused
>Show a graphic of good weapons
>"Haha, I assure you man, these are good weapons"
>They are bronze weapons
nothing better than dancing with the one that brought you
@@vulthad except when the one that brought you is a bronze shell
@@KaikiIsTaken *bullet
Would you rather have unlimited ships but no paint or paint, unlimited paint, but no paint?
I'd rather have all cannons and no balls, thank you.
@@KaikiIsTaken they keep using cannons on the battlefield in 2024, but cannonballs have fallen out of favor. Checkmate, ball-lovers
God I love Mr. Sark
Paint, unlimited paint!
+2
Nice try but I've already depicted you as a nobody I have no time to squabble with and myself as the crew trying to dethrone a king
+2
+2
I've depicted you as the Soyly and myself as the Chadessa
+2
Sounds like quite the comeup for whoever the king is
24:31 WHAT DOES THE CLAMERA HAVE ON YOU?!
She's a camera, duh. She probably has risque pictures of NL's cannon, no ball.
Dragonslayer doppelganger 2
@@p0413 Deep cut.
Can someone tell NL that upgrading cutlass literally just gives it a small amount of damage and does nothing else
Not all Jebalians float like a boulder
@@Jobjobbable You fall like a Jaballian, I flow like the Dooleys
Why is unc growling
he got that dawg in him
Unc is pushing 50 and acting like this…
Am I crazy or was the diamond fang not way better than the gold cutlass
He never did the math to consider that if the curls crit once it doubled one hit of the damage
While reading the comments before watching the video, it took me way too long to realize people weren't talking about the Pet Rock item when they said The Rock isn't natty.
Waiter! Waiter! More The Bazaar please!
In the Q&A with the creator he said that he didn't like having upgrades in the game but it was that or not having doubles of cards in the game. He said that he will make upgrades more rare in the Bazaar in the future. It went counter the card matching principle.
NL building another board with no in-fight scaling: let’s put a Clamera in here
Brother, The Rock is not even close to natty.....
"his physique is achievable natty" my brother no it is not. Not even remotely
His physique is almost on the periodic table.
we are simple creatures. we see silencer, mast, and weapon we win
A chicken burger shirt straw man. Brilliant work m'lord.
Seemed like it was time to move the silencer to have spyglass and sextant next to the weapon… felt like 100% crit was on the table. Also feels like he says “it’s too early for skills” every run on day 6… where did he get that heuristic from?
You fall like a cannon. I float like the balls.
Egg saying the Rock's physique is achievable natty is demented. The man is over 50 while larger and leaner than he has ever been
The rock is natty in his cave that is the Hollywood film industry, you are merely watching his projected shadow on the wall of the cave.
Seemed like an obvious sarcastic bit to me
@@mrbitjetson Yeah, relistened to it and I think you're right. Went right over my head the first time
So what NL is saying is that he needs a LangXian Silver. 🧜♂️
We are NL guys ofcourse we have already watched today's first upload
The bazaar is the only game I get tilted watching nl play it without ever having played it myself. Not because Im a backseater, but because I seethe every time I see a goated, well-earned run get trashed by meta dooley
If it makes you feel any better Dooley was complete ass for a while. Definitely needs to get nerfed but he spent a lot of time being a free win especially early game
I understand the reasoning but man, this run was not goated or well earned or anything. The man ran single weapon fang...
This run was pure ass, like anyone was going to crush it.
36:39 missed the Cannonade pivot opportunity. Probably would've been an upgrade with two multicasting relatively fast weapons.
grrrr grrr rah ya you said it
straight up nightmare intro, incredible
Maybe Im stupid for just now realizing this but couldnt you just hold your money instead of losing half of it to buff a cove youll never use?
The cove gives the benefit of not losing money while still buy-selling for effects like his skill that gains +1 damage when you buy a weapon
You don't lose anything when you sell bronze small stuff with a cove. It's basically a bank. It's better to have a buffed cove you might use so no reason not to bank it, and if you have any buy/sell incentive then you definitely should be doing this
If it costs 2 it's a wash but NL often buys things that cost more trying to buff it and loses money.
@@JayK_RLE ahhh right right right
I will say that while I play Dooley, I agree that the monitor lizard needs to be removed from the game, I feel like its worse than old Pufferfish
Ray's I dont mind that much as ive gotten killed by plenty of Venessa's with submarines and Trebuches
Even considering the fact that The Rock might be natty should automatically disqualify you from the capacity of signing whatever vinding contract.
A good lawyer should get you out of a mortgage by saying to the judge "Your honor, this dude is not capable of critical thinking. He thinks The Rock is natty".
Shit, I gotta text Vince Gilligan
Clamoring for a Clamera
Fellow type As hold strong. Do not give in to the abyss this gameplay throws you in
33:45 C3PO talking to R2-D2
LOL
Brother has lost the love of pig.... so sad
Okay okay, lets silence this weapon, let's silence this weapon with a silencer.
23:37 Me when I am gay and in an argument with thimoté chalamet
☠️
Ranked is fun, I just finally hit silver, I got a Momma-Saur and scaled it to exactly 1776 damage
@@LazerGuy89 out of curiosity, is ranked worse than casual as in people forcing meta builds and playing dooley? I haven't played it yet, but considering the chest rewards I thought it would be. But then again, the safer approach would be to not force things and end up wasting a ticket because you roll/spend too much gold.
@@KaikiIsTaken I wouldn't say I noticed much of a difference between casual and ranked. FYI you get a free ticket every day to play in ranked so you can play ranked at least once a day without fear of wasting any limited resources :)
@@TripleMasterA Oh, I bought the game yesterday so I didn't really notice but I did receive a ranked ticket indeed! That's pretty cool. I will be trying it out, hopefully won't get too bullied by the dooleys as vanessa XD
@@KaikiIsTakenthe daily free ticket dont stack so might as well use it :)
@@jonasjorgensen8759 ty for the heads-up, will make sure to go a ranked every day then :) there are some really cool Vanessa skins I wanna get
he hates star chart as much as he loves clamera
Does this game use NFTs? The numbers after the cometics concern me
@@Nanashiboy47 I understand the concern, but reynad (the tempo studio owner) assured everyone that there will be no NFTs in the game. These are collectibles, which will most likely be sold for the in game currency (gems) in the marketplace, from player to player.
It's not that different from how the first 100 of a crafted cosmetic get an identifying number in TF2. It's just something for lame digital collectors to obsess over. As of right now, there's no marketplace - but even if they add one, I don't think it's a concern. You're not paying for the cosmetics, and just unlock them through regular gameplay. It's not like paying 20,000$ for a jpeg of a monkey or something lol.
@Upfrontgameplay i do taxes and i just didn't want to deal with owning that tax wise
learn from the chinese, put all your money in cs skins and forget about taxes :D@@Nanashiboy47
Bazar ranked wins award you NFTs? That's your retirement sorted!
They aren't doing NFT sht, however you get collectibles from chest. My guess is they will make a marketplace for players to trade.
@@KaikiIsTakenthat would be so useless and complicated
They really advertised the NFT likes years ago and it's still haunting them. Amazing how that sticks
The devs? @@missingdays1
@@williammitchell6254reynad said they were doing some blockchain shit back then. Looks like they decided not to go through with it, which is great
31:38 WHY HE'S RIGHT
Me when im here to de-throne a king
@@mrhollw00d83 and not to squabble with nobodies
Man early on the reload issue could’ve been made a little less heinous by running star chart to the left of powder horn. Not that it punished either way, just less efficient 😅
The Rock is on steroids. 100%.
13:13 he thinks 1 plate is 225
he thinks the rock is natty
With respect, Ronnie Coleman squatted 800 lbs. For two reps, if I remember correctly.
Quarry voice "Silence!"
Use a free level upgrade for +25% crit chance or +12 flat damage
Thinking the rock is natty has to be a bit I'm just not privy to, surely 😂😭😂😭😂
Entire board to give crit, only 50% crit
I do not paint my ship red since I have ran out of my red variant of paint
Imagine being 13 and youre already too old to ever become a Chess Grandmaster
Will this be on ipad or android?
Yea, but not confirmed when it will be out
Reynad said in a recent q&a that getting it on mobile is a very high priority right now.
I don't really remember what timeframe he gave but for some reason I want to say like mid 2025
Thanks for the infos!!
At one point in development those rewards were must have been nft's right?
@@hbeau1900 I think it was the initial idea, yes. But since then reynad assured everyone that it will not have nfts, these are simply collectibles, possibly for trading with other players.
Yeah you decided to try ranked at one of the worst times for it because of the pause between even hot-fixes being done for the holidays in the middle of a pretty toxic still pre-release (so with a still limited player base) meta
just put the chum in the bucket man
The Bazaar turned NL into a mad man. he has been so mean and aggressive while playing this game.
What's the counter comp to Dooley spam?
@@jonthomas3065 Dooley spam
I've seen really aggressive burst damage Vanessa builds do pretty well against burn and poison dooleys
Depends on what Dooley is running, but if Pyg big 1 hit KO like lion cane or dog can work well if you get them online. Provided you don't get frozen and can survive ~6 seconds to get the hit off. Vanessa has a few more ways of going about it, but less consistent to set up imo. Maybe a nice multicast flagship with high damage, fast hitting item with decent damage and lifesteal via crow's nest (katana, revolver, double barrel - if you can stack damage on these guys throughout your run), or if you can get a fast enough treb build that can also give you a decent shot. Her haste items can actually help you get a shot off with some heavier hitting weapons too.
If your weapons are too slow - the poison/burn stacks are gonna nuke your hp (unless you've gone pyg with a big health pool) before you can attack, which should be obvious. Your board also has to have multiple items ideally, so that you don't get perma frozen. I can't say for certain (I never run this build), but I think sustain Pyg where you build shield and heal only really struggles because the burn and poison stacks build up so fast and stick around.
Most importantly, pray to God for mercy.
@@Upfrontgameplay Electric Eel? Anything that does damage based upon how much poison you have?
@ Eels could have potential I think! Maybe you can run a crow’s nest build early game - giving you nice damage and crit on your weapons to take some early round wins, and once you’ve built up your crit + damage enough to no longer need the crow’s nest, you swap it for the eels for the slow effect - might be hard to give up 6 slots for both at the same time.
I mean Dooley is going to be spamming hastes, but at least the eels will be popping a ton to spam slows and bring his items back to a normal 3-6 second CD. I’d say it’s worth a run or two to see how it does. I’m not aware of too many items that deal damage based upon how much poison you have on yourself, and if they’re not a part of a character’s item set (and belong to a random monster instead) there’s no guarantee you’ll actually come across it in a given run.
Tripwire on Vanessa, even though it’s only a 1 second slow could be something to look at too - it might not completely stop the Dooley haste, but it also takes 1 less board spot than eels.
An item like Dam, destroy all small items and slow mediums for 10 seconds sounds great on the surface, but the 20 second cooldown is way too slow. It gets a 1 second charge when you use an aquatic item though so pairing with an adjacent captains wheel (probably not water wheel because just too large again to run both) and other aquatics might just be enough to get it off without having too much poison and burn stacked up.
whoever said the rock was natty definitely doesnt work out
what an intro
Horrendous run, but he did get f’d by rng in my opinion
Does anyone know if this man likes taking Clamera??
what is going on with Dooley man
Cant wait for NL to go to the dark side 😂
They need to fix the biggest issue in this game which is that items you only find late game are absolutely awful by the time you hit late game 😅
@@bigbeezy5056 the biggest issue is how I'm addicted to it but I have to restart the game due to memory leaks :(
@KaikiIsTaken very sad
Why the cutlass whyyyyy
There’s no way the Rock is built the way he is at his age without exogenous hormones.
No way, ANOTHER ONE?
God I want to repost this video so bad
Pigmalion gang
too many poison robot builds in unranked...
I'd pay for beta if it was only mobile
your finger in the thumbnail is fuckin me right up
Funny thing is people legit think the rock is natural 😂 🤡
I'm actually so sick of the dooley lizard combo that I think I'm just deleting the game. 😅
Bro actively tries to talk like he's from the 1700s and makes fun of randos for how they talk.
have i watched this game before, this feels like dejavu
RAWR XD
Bro The Rock is not natty, let’s be honest with ourselves
The Rock is not natty with that Physique at +50. Big Cope.
The Rock ain’t natty NL lmao. It’s not physically possible to look like that at 50 without gear. The body doesn’t have the testosterone anymore
41 seconds no views?
bro doesnt use paint
NL: I play non-meta builds to have fun
NL when others have fun with meta builds: 😮
Vanessa paint this Dooley main's ship red this instant
@atsali2 jokes on you, I haven't played the game so I have no ship or main, I'm just tired of him whining about a build that anyone who can read abilities will go for
anyone wants the game key for like 5 dollars?
How about 0 dollars?
You should give me $5 and the key
You should give me your account and the key so I can give the key to my friend
Hey, if no one wants, im down
@@JoaoPedroDamaso any place for contact like ig or fb?
The silencer doesn’t have to be next to the weapon. It says to left of, not adjacent to.